Google Maps now warns you of UK train delays. Skype Translator now live on Windows 8.1 . Sony warning media outlets to not use leaked materials. Wanna know if your drunk, there's an app for that.
Santa's Crap For Christmas:
Sportsman's Willy Warmer -
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