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Time
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muller
15:40:47
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patrice
15:55:40
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ChuckJ
15:59:23
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Majikman
16:00:44
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JeffG
16:00:51
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Majikman
16:00:59
good afternoon all
Majikman
16:01:19
No feed yet?
JeffG
16:01:40
The feed should be there now!
muller
16:01:42
get wife to make a sandwich
Majikman
16:02:22
You think I have a death wish muller?
BobBeach
16:03:08
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Majikman
16:03:26
nothing my end at the. moment
BobBeach
16:05:36
Another episode of a BRITISH tech network show without a single British person on the panel!
muller
16:06:09
Jeff with all your sex toys who going to want your MATTRESS.... be a map of Iteland on it
DaveG
16:06:47
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Majikman
16:07:59
You should go on the show Bob
BobBeach
16:08:18
Never get invited!
Majikman
16:08:37
Muller can take care of it.
muller
16:08:49
BobBeach want the link ;)
muller
16:09:43
Jeffg will be able to wave it in Ewens face as he asked you before
Majikman
16:10:17
London Tea Party Chuck
Majikman
16:10:45
You recoring jeff
muller
16:10:49
BobBeach for macshow :)
Majikman
16:11:30
Partition to Parliment “We want Bob for BTN’
BobBeach
16:12:00
Petition !
muller
16:13:01
Its a Barge patrice
BobBeach
16:13:30
May Day holiday on MOnday in UK @patrice
Majikman
16:13:45
Birmingham is the Venice/Riviera of the UK
muller
16:14:12
More canals than Venice of 300 miles of them
Majikman
16:14:12
No we need to wall you off Bob
Majikman
16:14:22
Protection
muller
16:14:49
I said Bob can have the link he wimping out again :)
Majikman
16:15:05
Is it the spring Bank Holiday at the end of May?
muller
16:15:15
OK BOB next week.... DM your email Im inviting you :)
patrice
16:15:29
Still no Sun in birmingham @Majikman
muller
16:16:13
Nobody ever go in the back of Ewens van, he slept in it and farted for England in it
Majikman
16:16:33
Oh its there Patrice, just blotted out by the smog and pollution.
BobBeach
16:16:39
Taking the piss is correct @JeffG
BobBeach
16:18:21
Got my Airtags.Ordered my iPad Pro 12.9
Majikman
16:18:36
you even got the correct enunciation Jeff
muller
16:18:51
Jeffg put airtags on your pants you will never forget them again
Majikman
16:20:11
What about the all out war beteween Tim and Mark.
BobBeach
16:20:25
I’ve spent a fortune this week on Appple gear
Majikman
16:22:08
Can i Just have lunchtime on the second day, that will do me fine.
muller
16:22:16
Apple owes microsoft for it very existance
Majikman
16:22:35
Other way round Muller
muller
16:22:54
get me a bucket
muller
16:23:10
No microsoft saved apple with money
muller
16:23:16
google it
patrice
16:23:19
Microsoft owes Apple even more muller. Wouldn't exist without the Apple
muller
16:23:40
Bullcrap
muller
16:23:49
Apple wouldnt exist
patrice
16:23:57
Microsoft was originally an Apple software company
Majikman
16:24:02
Brilliant deal by Steve to get Gates to buy some apple shares
BobBeach
16:24:06
We’re talking about two massively successful multinationals. I don’t thin the shareholders of Microsoft are disappointed
patrice
16:24:21
The original "Office Suite" was written for the Apple II
ChuckJ
16:24:26
Windows wouldn't exist without Apple. don't get me started.
patrice
16:24:35
or the Macintosh.. don't remember
Majikman
16:24:43
Word and Excel were made for Apple first.
muller
16:25:49
Nobody cares about gaming on ios on small screens, its consols and PC gaming. apple really need to put grafics card power in macs
BobBeach
16:26:38
I would never game on a Mac. THat’s not their forte
muller
16:28:24
bobbeach thats because there no grafic card grunt in macs
BobBeach
16:28:25
Arcade has definitely improved with those “Classic” games now added
muller
16:28:47
a macmini with a good graphicss card would possible rock
Majikman
16:28:50
Other than a little bit of Lara, never played much PC games.
BobBeach
16:29:06
I really like Threes and SpellTower
Majikman
16:30:10
Ewen’s famous “5 min Crap games”
muller
16:30:41
Hope you wash the screen after a bathroom gaming session
BobBeach
16:30:50
PLease keep those iPhones away from me. Ugh
muller
16:31:28
shit games for shitting
Majikman
16:31:55
Inapproriate use of “Crack Game” Jeff
BobBeach
16:32:47
Bathroom Games is a Euphemism
muller
16:32:48
apple bog roll crossword roll
muller
16:32:54
needs no battery
Majikman
16:32:57
and no one seems to begrudge Apple making it
Majikman
16:33:23
except other manufactures of course.
BobBeach
16:33:25
Agreed @ChuckJ. It wasn’t really a surprise
Majikman
16:34:22
and now AirTags will take them to a whole new level
muller
16:36:29
Spikemilligam had Q8
muller
16:36:39
Spike Milligan
muller
16:37:05
What we gonna do now? what we gonna do now?
BobBeach
16:37:13
I’m looking to get an M2 iMAc
BobBeach
16:38:09
With, who knows, a 30” or even 32” display?
BobBeach
16:38:50
I’d love an Apple Card @ChuckJ but we don’t have them here
Majikman
16:39:07
Thats gonna be my next purchase. Mini with 16gb 2Tb £1700
BobBeach
16:39:19
You can get O% financing here in the UK
BobBeach
16:39:51
Just bought a new iPhone 12 for my wife on o%. No brainier
Majikman
16:40:42
Better than leaving it in the Bank Bob
BobBeach
16:40:48
And Apple seem to be offering decent trade in values these days.
BobBeach
16:41:39
With inflation > 0 the real interest rate is negative. Even more no brainier
Majikman
16:43:23
Yes but can we please have it here in the UK
BobBeach
16:43:51
Here here @Majikman
Majikman
16:44:25
May be we should start a movement Bob!!
BobBeach
16:45:00
Why not? ANother petition? 😂
Majikman
16:45:37
OK we wont keep you in the room for this one Bob.
BobBeach
16:45:47
I love Apple Pay
muller
16:45:53
The problem is there are finacial protections the american banks dont like here
Majikman
16:46:16
Many shops wont agree to the higher limits that Apple PAy will allow.
Majikman
16:46:37
Stick to the £45 limit
BobBeach
16:47:04
Not sure why we haven’t got the Apple Card here yet though
muller
16:47:06
Goldman Sacks isnt a bank we can get a bank account with here
JeffG
16:47:26
I can see where that would be a problem.
Majikman
16:48:45
with the Apple exchange rate I cant see why they havent jumped intoi the UK
muller
16:48:54
majikman I bought a pedal bike for £2550 on apple pay
muller
16:49:18
The owner was gobsmack, dont listen to the staff they dont know
Majikman
16:49:18
Its more than likely the FCA that are holding things up.
Majikman
16:50:33
Yes muller have bought stuff with Apple pay way over the limit but a lot of the big stores and chains won’t impliment it. B&Q for example.
muller
16:50:34
Majikman FCA
muller
16:51:29
Even PC World do now, you should try they staff say no but the conact machine says yes..... I educated a few stores..
BobBeach
16:51:41
Financial Conduct Authority?
patrice
16:52:02
They're stuck in the old way of mitigating risk. VIsa & MC used to push the risk of fraud to the vendors. But with Apple Pay that's no tthe case
muller
16:52:59
Majikman the Farengi...
Majikman
16:53:00
Travis Perkins have only just installed contactless payment points. Apple Pay is wau beyound them.
PaulDixon
16:54:10
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BobBeach
16:54:27
Nothing like a Pro!
muller
16:54:48
Thats because you builder care cash of the record type tax avoiders
Majikman
16:55:22
Mac Mini Pro, now there’s the business.
Majikman
16:55:58
and what a gaming machine that would make Patrice.
BobBeach
16:56:00
Or a MAc Pro Mini?
muller
16:56:16
ChuckJ I want EIEIO
PaulDixon
16:56:21
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patrice
16:56:22
Don't know.. because I would just use it to SSH into a server using the terminal :D @Majikman
muller
16:57:23
JeffG not pro but there is apple watch and a cheaper apple watch
JeffG
16:57:36
True!
muller
16:59:29
They left it same size for the racks
Majikman
16:59:33
Its down to what Apps and what you have to do to the kit you need. 80% of the population could get most of their work done on a Mac Mini/ iMac.
patrice
17:00:05
80% can get away with an iPhone only @Majikman
muller
17:00:27
Can you throw cheese in it Jeffg?
Majikman
17:01:30
not really size wise Patrice
BobBeach
17:01:46
Or at the most an iPad @patrice
patrice
17:02:00
Power wise. I know SO many people who only have an iPhone.. or an iPad at most.
patrice
17:02:09
and don't need more
Majikman
17:02:40
Yes the power and functons are there but I’m talking about desktop work
BobBeach
17:02:48
Yes, I do too
patrice
17:03:13
heck.. my mom hasn't turned on her 2011 iMac in close to a year!
Majikman
17:03:18
What happened to the raffle for them.
patrice
17:03:55
Most people don't need desktop work @Majikman Outside of work (which usually happens in offices and not on personal devices for most people)
muller
17:04:28
Told you Jeffg pay for him to go to boulder
Majikman
17:08:42
Sounds like a bit of an oximoron as a screen saver
muller
17:09:14
Standby
muller
17:09:19
Wankers
Majikman
17:09:42
slander Patrice, but accurate.
BobBeach
17:16:58
Itsy bitsy spider
muller
17:17:01
ChuckJ didnt you watch mission impossible... that was a drone not a spider
ChuckJ
17:17:15
That's comforting.
patrice
17:17:44
patrice
17:17:44
ChuckJ
17:17:57
muller
17:18:47
JeffG is a regular on every podcast in the universe
ChuckJ
17:18:56
That is a good thing.
BobBeach
17:19:19
Nearly everyone, he’s working on the rest
Majikman
17:19:37
Jeff was also on LMUG’s Brew & Byte podcast
Majikman
17:19:59
Thanks guys
muller
17:20:13
Majikman is that in the universe?
BobBeach
17:21:07
Thanks guys. Thanks @JeffG. Great show
Majikman
17:21:14
Yes muller, broadcast from right here in the UK
ChuckJ
17:21:17
Thanks to you all as well!
BobBeach
17:21:59
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muller
17:22:02
You could swoloow a fly to eat the spider
DaveG
17:22:10
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muller
17:22:17
then swollow a bird to eat the fly ect
Majikman
17:23:03
Yes left my order late, can’t get my air tags till june
Majikman
17:23:28
Thanks guys great show.
JeffG
17:23:40
That was loads of fun!
JeffG
17:23:45
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patrice
17:24:42
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Majikman
17:25:01
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Meshal
0:48:02
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Meshal
0:48:30
هلو
Meshal
0:48:39
اااا
Meshal
0:48:58
اااا\
Meshal
0:49:02
تتتتت
Meshal
0:49:35
ثقللنتانشثبهعلالاويسهبعلارانميارلانمتخحه
Meshal
0:50:04
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May 01 2021 00:50:04