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Name
Time
Message
JeffG
18:54:16
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Batwench
18:56:00
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Batwench
18:56:41
hello I remembered
JeffG
18:57:02
I remembered, too!
Rich__
19:01:32
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Batwench
19:02:12
oh good otherwise iwould be Muller
Batwench
19:03:45
how messy is the room Muller is in?
JeffG
19:04:01
I know! He should've had the cat clean up for him.
Batwench
19:04:43
JeffG we have a new kitten!
JeffG
19:05:51
That's awesome!
Batwench
19:05:54
3 mattresses = 1 happy cat
Batwench
19:06:16
another maine coon - back up to 15 1/2 cats
JeffG
19:06:35
A Main Coon counts as three cats
Batwench
19:06:43
how many seconds
Batwench
19:06:57
JeffG true
patrice
19:07:56
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muller
19:08:41
using mac dual screen yay
tioaboa
19:09:22
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tioaboa
19:09:29
Hello all
Batwench
19:09:30
going clip lippidy clop on the staird
Batwench
19:09:43
showing my af
tioaboa
19:09:47
@batwench yes :D
Batwench
19:09:47
age
tioaboa
19:10:08
Me too
Batwench
19:11:00
Mr Batwench muchs about with watches.
tioaboa
19:11:34
@Batwench - I restore them for a hobby
Batwench
19:11:36
Mr batwench never had the vision, it is being like married to Captain Mole
Batwench
19:12:36
THank lordi I work at a licensers nuclear site, I need to go in occassionally
muller
19:13:42
hello wnchbat
Batwench
19:14:14
WTF?
Batwench
19:16:09
until a few years ago I did know there was winter and summber tires
Batwench
19:17:58
In the UK gfenerally it is the owners of BMW that cause issues - wankers
tioaboa
19:19:11
Yes and Audi drivers too
Batwench
19:20:00
Mind you Digital Ameoba (Alan) really causes confussion. He is a considerate and polite BMW driver
Batwench
19:20:57
here is Cumbria merc drivers drive like BMW drivers
tioaboa
19:21:15
@batwench - I was when I had one ... IAM and ROSPA advanced driver me
Batwench
19:21:23
patrice considering you liked the car
patrice
19:21:42
I did like the car.. just not the company :D @Batwench
patrice
19:21:54
I wish someone else had made it :P
Batwench
19:22:08
loGIT TECH mx3
Batwench
19:22:52
VERTICAL MICE MADE MY RSI WORSE
Batwench
19:23:30
trackballs need good finger action JeffG
tioaboa
19:23:43
Tm90TG9nQ2xpY2s9dHJ1ZQ==
muller
19:23:47
Granty loves to stroke his verticle mice
muller
19:28:15
were is Bob?
Batwench
19:28:30
Wrist work ouit?
Batwench
19:28:52
No JeffG those are just noises we make when we are over 40
tobylloyd
19:29:17
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tobylloyd
19:29:19
Hey hey hey
tobylloyd
19:30:14
Did you loose power Jeff?
Batwench
19:30:26
Snow for St Bees is a miracle
Batwench
19:31:28
20 flakes, never mind 20 inches would cause a lot of the UK to stop and panic
tobylloyd
19:31:44
that’s something we are very lucky with in the UK
Batwench
19:32:00
JeffG is your Camp stove covered in glitter and generally Fab lou ous
patrice
19:32:14
Of course @Batwench
tobylloyd
19:32:14
there are a few places that loose power but for the most part it’s solid as a rock
tobylloyd
19:33:08
goodness me!
Batwench
19:33:28
patrice there is stuff on zazzle that says 'sounds gay - count me in' and I want to buy it
tobylloyd
19:33:45
Do you think they accidentally leave their ‘human’ filters switched on?
Batwench
19:34:31
I have had some zoom meetings where some of the chimps I am sure have taken part of them!
Batwench
19:35:15
One of the places I want to is Germany, I haven't hear anything bad about it as a holiday destination
patrice
19:35:34
Germany is great... if it wasn't for the Germans :D
Batwench
19:35:58
Muller or Windrider do great dad kokes
tobylloyd
19:36:07
working in telecoms, I appreciate trunk call jokes
muller
19:36:20
Batwench still got your book
Batwench
19:36:33
patrice I say that about Paris - great apart from the French.
patrice
19:36:55
Me too! @Batwench
Batwench
19:37:01
patrice - chimpanze foreheads
Batwench
19:37:46
Patrice and JeffG Better than Bo Bo chimp if they leave the camera on!"!!!
tobylloyd
19:38:54
Prime Healthcare
tobylloyd
19:39:02
Whatever next
tobylloyd
19:39:44
every child will be born with a prime account 😂
Batwench
19:41:15
Hey Alexa - orer me an 8th!
tobylloyd
19:42:30
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Batwench
19:42:37
The price would will you!
tobylloyd
19:44:04
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tobylloyd
19:44:11
I couldn’t believe what the cost of an MRI scan was to the NHS
tobylloyd
19:44:45
Radiology scans are so very expensive
Batwench
19:45:29
patrice fffffffffunking hell
tobylloyd
19:46:05
The machine development costs are so very high, so these are obviously passed on.
Batwench
19:46:16
MUller - you have issues now!
patrice
19:46:24
Of course.. but the CT scan was about 1000
patrice
19:47:10
And it was actually a separate invoice from another company which is funny too. I got 4 invoices
Batwench
19:48:41
Gennerally if it takes too long you get sent private.
Batwench
19:49:07
I know from expereice
tobylloyd
19:49:18
That’s more than my mortgage!
tobylloyd
19:50:08
Excess?
muller
19:50:22
batwench no words
muller
19:50:49
batwench you should attend the vets
muller
19:50:58
you part bat
Batwench
19:52:13
JeffG it depends on what you have. I have dark fillings but Mr Batwench has white and his cost more
tobylloyd
19:52:49
Band 1 £23.80, Band 2 £65.20, Band 3 £282.80
tobylloyd
19:53:06
band 1 is examination
tobylloyd
19:53:42
band 2 is band 1 fillings and extractions
muller
19:54:10
tobylloyd how much for new teeth :)
tobylloyd
19:54:18
band 3 all of the previous crowns, bridges and dentures (complex procedures )
Batwench
19:54:21
I would be dead or at l;east very ill if it wasnt for our NHS
tobylloyd
19:55:08
so you’ll only ever pay up to £282.80 for dental in nhs
tioaboa
19:55:25
@toby thanks
tobylloyd
19:55:43
👍
Batwench
19:58:43
Does it measure cat movements
Batwench
19:59:18
Ultra Sonice - no use for a bat!
muller
19:59:48
bat sences would be blocked
Batwench
20:00:23
Listens to you - buggereered woith my Cpap machine
tobylloyd
20:00:28
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Batwench
20:01:38
Sorry I can't take JeffG seriously about movement and non dominant writs.
JeffG
20:02:01
Understandable
Batwench
20:03:18
JeffG its your age - I have a 4am pee. EVERY nighyt. Another over 40 thjing
Batwench
20:04:30
muller you need your prosrate checked if that is the case
tioaboa
20:04:54
Planning journeys via loo's is an over 40 thing!
Batwench
20:05:24
Batwench - 9/10 times to lead the conversation away from the topic :-)
Batwench
20:06:27
According to Mr B - no camera but Lidar
Batwench
20:07:38
ssssshhhhh its a mac thing
Batwench
20:08:42
WOW - that is an entitled Karen if ever I heard one!
Batwench
20:09:27
HAve you seen the mug shot of her - that cannot be real
Batwench
20:10:30
She has small eyes already - the worse thing you can do is eyelibe your entire eye
patrice
20:10:49
I was thinking the same thing @Batwench
patrice
20:10:56
Her makeup looks horrible
Batwench
20:11:04
patrice - make up 101
patrice
20:11:09
Yep
Batwench
20:12:21
mIRC keeps on asking if trust the links from Muller to open....
patrice
20:13:26
DON'T @Batwench
Batwench
20:14:00
In that case JeffG be ready othe sex tape of me and you she can do a deep fake LOL
JeffG
20:14:31
The video will be epic
Batwench
20:14:53
JeffG Mr batwench has just shook his head and laughed
muller
20:15:15
mrbatwench prays for that day
Batwench
20:15:26
you can tell they are fakes - That Tom cruise has a personality
JeffG
20:17:06
Ha!
muller
20:17:11
virgin media gven me 400 down and 40 up now yippee
Batwench
20:18:16
It's normally the eyes that give it awway - no spark ort soul
Batwench
20:19:20
patrice and JeffG when they get the micro expression correct that is when it will come really immpossible to do.
Batwench
20:25:36
AOL still exisits?
Batwench
20:26:15
They were not CD's they were coasters
Batwench
20:26:41
Anglefire
Batwench
20:27:21
I still have floppy disks as coasters.
muller
20:33:22
i never have a floppy
Batwench
20:34:00
I have entered the i mend maccs comp
muller
20:34:59
batwench your banned
Batwench
20:35:24
Muller - why?
muller
20:35:30
because
Batwench
20:36:29
muller is there going to be a basjh this year ? I am getting my cos play together
muller
20:37:01
have to speak to EWen...... you can still come down if legal
Batwench
20:37:43
The problems with big hands - gloves cost more
muller
20:38:15
Grant needs cheap mice he got big chimp hands
Batwench
20:38:17
muller should be by then...
tioaboa
20:38:31
Big Trouble in little China https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090728/
muller
20:38:34
we can have a mini bash
tioaboa
20:39:48
Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Batwench
20:40:18
Patrice - just noticed how much your hair as grown
patrice
20:40:41
It's quite long now :) @Batwench
muller
20:41:26
mines going down leaving my head coming out of my chin
Batwench
20:41:39
Mine has as well. Since it has now got a natural curl It is a pain to style. Other wisise it floofs
Batwench
20:42:13
sTADIA ISNT BAD
muller
20:42:44
stadia is going batwench
muller
20:43:15
they already closed the game develper
Batwench
20:44:01
Honeyball - sounds kinky
Batwench
20:44:27
is he as scary as a honey badger
Batwench
20:45:29
awesome - be more pirate. When I used to LARP a pirate they first thing you were asked was tie a knot.
Batwench
20:46:13
Depends on wheat you are usinthe knot for JeffG
JeffG
20:46:21
True!
Batwench
20:47:12
Muller try doing a knot blind - thats to corsets I can
muller
20:47:29
Batwench steady
patrice
20:47:45
I didn't find it that difficult @Batwench
muller
20:47:57
jeffg learn that knot
patrice
20:47:57
What's much harder is to do a braid blind
Batwench
20:48:14
patrice they are just males and therefore have no co-ordination
patrice
20:48:27
true @Batwench
Batwench
20:48:35
JeffG I CONSENT
Batwench
20:50:27
We just ignore
muller
20:51:59
BATWQENCH
Batwench
20:52:06
JeffG it would never be awkaeward for me
muller
20:52:38
Batwench would you enjoy the up and under
Batwench
20:52:57
muller It's JeffG I would love anything
Batwench
20:53:33
JeffG as long as you bring Angela wed us two ladies can drink gin and laugh
JeffG
20:53:41
I love this plan!
Batwench
20:53:43
No a Wimple - is a headdress
patrice
20:53:48
I love this plan too!
Batwench
20:54:47
YOu shuold no better when I remember is a Thuresday
Batwench
20:55:04
A panaca - inst that a type of ham
Batwench
20:56:08
As Ewen said about my Tardis corset - I was bigger on the inside
muller
20:56:15
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Batwench
20:56:19
bye
patrice
20:56:26
Bye chat room!
Batwench
20:56:29
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
20:56:32
bye gang!
patrice
20:56:35
@Batwench great to see you again!
JeffG
20:57:36
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Rich__
23:35:48
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March 18 2021 23:35:48