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Rorydeane
12:13:12
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Rorydeane
12:13:27
Nick 30
Rorydeane
12:13:44
Nick 30
Rorydeane
12:30:50
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Ewen
17:24:52
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ianlewis
17:52:19
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ianlewis
17:52:46
Afternoon!
ianlewis
17:53:32
All good, you?
ianlewis
17:55:52
That Apple logo is quite mesmerising
patrice
17:57:00
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jeff
17:57:06
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ianlewis
17:58:37
Any pre show predictions?
DocRock
18:01:34
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ianlewis
18:02:05
Sounds good
bobbeach
18:02:28
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ianlewis
18:03:09
Maybe a little quiet on the Apple feed
ianlewis
18:04:52
That is better
bobbeach
18:05:08
Tim is looking old
Ewen
18:05:12
How about now Ian?
ianlewis
18:05:12
He is
ianlewis
18:05:24
Better
Ewen
18:05:45
Still hear us taking the piss over it though right?
ianlewis
18:05:53
Yep
ianlewis
18:08:04
Don't, just still use a series 0 like me
ianlewis
18:09:16
3... 2... 1... you're still a dirty bastard
ianlewis
18:10:12
The blue is nice!
ianlewis
18:10:42
Jeff's shift matches his watch
ianlewis
18:11:16
Red looks lush as well. Not this 36 year old can pull red off
ianlewis
18:11:25
Not sure*
bobbeach
18:11:38
Blood oxygen. Well that's a surprise
patrice
18:11:57
yes you can ianlewis
DocRock
18:12:01
ian you are a pup still
ianlewis
18:12:08
I don't feel it
ianlewis
18:12:22
The other 5% is an IAP
ianlewis
18:14:40
That is interesting. Imagine all the data they could gather about covid-19 (potentially)
patrice
18:14:51
yes
ianlewis
18:15:21
The processor is the same size as the dial. Mind blowing
ianlewis
18:16:19
Give us third party faces!
ianlewis
18:19:22
I like my strap on braided
bobbeach
18:20:20
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ianlewis
18:21:22
There is no way my 9 year old is having a £300 Apple Watch to smash up
ianlewis
18:22:35
Come for the craic not the keynote
bobbeach
18:24:25
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ianlewis
18:24:31
Why are they still peddling the series 3?
ianlewis
18:24:59
She hasn't been using the health features of Apple Watch
alidabbs
18:25:10
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alidabbs
18:25:26
Does she use her Watch to stay fit too?
patrice
18:25:45
yes.. she has to run upstairs all the time
ianlewis
18:25:51
"18:24 ianlewis: She hasn't been using the health features of Apple Watch". LOL @alidabbs
alidabbs
18:26:03
Uses it to open the fridge in her garage?
ianlewis
18:26:59
They needed a fatty Phil replacement
alidabbs
18:27:11
Hey, it's not me who's saying his watch keeps him slim.
bobbeach
18:27:37
Shall I order a series 6 ?
ianlewis
18:27:41
No
ianlewis
18:28:04
I do like that blue though
ianlewis
18:28:17
We're getting a new iPhone in that colour (spoiler)
ianlewis
18:29:58
They're still going
alidabbs
18:30:01
What is he holding? An invisible box?
ianlewis
18:30:05
30 mins on the watch
ianlewis
18:30:06
Yawn
alidabbs
18:30:22
Toupe is Gary Numan circa 1978
bobbeach
18:30:39
Agreed @ianlewis. Bit boring
bobbeach
18:31:25
They're really having to pad this out
bobbeach
18:32:21
Got to love all the perfect, white teeth
alidabbs
18:33:38
Distance evaluator for your projectile vomit halfway through a workout.
ianlewis
18:34:10
Free with Watch purchase, agree with Doc. Like Apple TV+
ianlewis
18:35:39
"This is how you get off your couch, now put the cheetos down"
bobbeach
18:35:43
did it say how much for a series 6?
alidabbs
18:35:46
It's like I'm watching daytime TV.
ianlewis
18:35:52
£2,999
ianlewis
18:36:40
Just fucking tell us how much
bobbeach
18:36:45
fitness+ no thanks
ianlewis
18:36:49
Draggin this shit out
ianlewis
18:37:33
I don't think we are getting much else today
bobbeach
18:37:43
world class Apple New+ ? I don't think so
ianlewis
18:37:43
I can't believe 40 mins on the watch
patrice
18:37:58
it was also iOS @ianlewis
alidabbs
18:38:30
"All your favourite artists". Ahem no, I don't think so.
ianlewis
18:38:42
Yes, Music was in there
ianlewis
18:38:57
Yes
ianlewis
18:39:21
My kids my actually use Apple Arcade
ianlewis
18:39:24
I think its shit
ianlewis
18:40:47
500 million iPads, crazy
bobbeach
18:41:48
Ted Merendino Who?
bobbeach
18:44:49
There's no doubt the iPad is a superb device
ianlewis
18:45:45
They are just rehashing old stuff
ianlewis
18:47:11
I'm still on the original Pro. Great iPad still
ianlewis
18:49:28
That green is nice
ianlewis
18:49:33
I like Apple doing colours
ianlewis
18:49:39
Space Grey got boring
ianlewis
18:50:04
Is it just me or the Air looks fat?
bobbeach
18:50:23
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …….
ianlewis
18:51:48
5nm!
bobbeach
18:52:03
chip technology is insane
bobbeach
18:53:58
it really is mind blowing
ianlewis
18:54:33
If I had the money I'd rather pour champagne over a stripper than buy the Apple display - LOL
ianlewis
18:55:06
I hope it ends soon zzzzz
Guest23
18:55:18
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Guest23
18:55:37
Am i in?
bobbeach
18:55:52
yes
ianlewis
18:55:55
Hello Guest23
Guest23
18:56:00
Jesus christ that was tough
bobbeach
18:56:17
is it Patrick?
ianlewis
18:56:19
What game is that?
ianlewis
18:56:23
Looks good!
Guest23
18:56:24
yes
bobbeach
18:57:54
The A14 suggests new Apple silicon macs will be screamingly fast
patrice
18:58:26
yeah... A14Z will be screaming
Guest23
18:58:48
My mother takes all her photos with her iPad
ianlewis
18:59:12
Price?
ianlewis
18:59:15
$699??
ianlewis
18:59:21
What do we reckon?
alidabbs
19:01:47
Does everyone at Apple buy their clothes at Uniclo?
bobbeach
19:01:53
iOS14 tomorrow!!
bobbeach
19:02:13
didn't expect it so soon
TomF
19:02:16
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bobbeach
19:02:59
big day updating tomorrow
alidabbs
19:03:04
Tim doesn't do "One more thing..." does he?
bobbeach
19:03:12
Bye Tim
Patrick
19:03:26
are those rainbow rings new?
bobbeach
19:03:57
so possibly new series 6 for me. Anyone else?
Patrick
19:04:14
Did they say when or if there was an iphone event?
bobbeach
19:04:23
no
bobbeach
19:04:41
but there will be one
muller
19:05:00
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Patrick
19:05:12
order apple watch today
Majikman
19:05:19
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muller
19:05:40
sorry im late to the party
TomF
19:05:45
Just joined, what’d I miss?
Patrick
19:05:47
yes upgrading from the 4
patrice
19:05:59
same
muller
19:06:05
whats the new watch like
Patrick
19:06:35
trade in or keep the 4 for my daughter for that family sharing thing but she might be too young at 9 as they have restrictions in her school
Ewen
19:06:36
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bobbeach
19:06:40
bye bye
bobbeach
19:06:45
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patrice
19:07:09
I'm trading mine in
patrice
19:07:13
already set up
Majikman
19:07:38
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ianlewis
19:07:40
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Patrick
19:08:28
i have never used the lte capabilities so will probably go for jut the gps
patrice
19:12:53
same
TomF
19:13:00
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JeffG
19:25:22
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patrice
19:30:59
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muller
19:32:31
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Patrick
19:39:56
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Guest23
20:00:03
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Guest23
20:02:36
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alidabbs
20:08:20
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alidabbs
20:12:04
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alidabbs
20:12:11
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Nathan
23:54:32
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Nathan
23:54:37
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Nathan
23:54:42
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Nathan
23:54:45
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Nathan
23:54:49
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Nathan
23:54:51
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Nathan
23:55:04
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Nathan
23:55:06
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Nathan
23:55:12
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Nathan
23:55:14
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Nathan
23:55:21
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Nathan
23:55:23
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September 15 2020 23:55:23