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Ya
2:05:30
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Ya
2:05:57
Y
Ya
2:06:35
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BTNLinks
15:27:44
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Ewen
15:39:20
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DeepPan
15:52:45
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Ewen
15:53:55
hey DP
DeepPan
15:54:45
Afternoon :)
DeepPan
15:54:56
you well bud?
Mullerbiker
15:55:32
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DeepPan
15:56:53
Muller, the cable infront of your camera is a nice touch :D
Joe
15:56:55
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DeepPan
15:58:09
have you missed me? :D
DeepPan
15:59:46
So, new Lady Gaga video all shot on an iPhone
Callum
16:00:38
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Callum
16:00:51
Afternoon all.
DeepPan
16:01:39
no one bothering with RED cameras anymore, using their phones instead :D
DeepPan
16:03:15
Corridor Crew did a good video recently, talking about good features on consumer cameras and phones, but not on professional cameras
Joe
16:03:30
Callum: sign slightly wonky
Joe
16:03:53
Ewen: I’m not coming!
jeff
16:04:14
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Joe
16:04:30
First Birthday
patrice
16:04:54
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Joe
16:06:32
patrice: you have stuff!!!!
DeepPan
16:07:37
If you’re all together on this podcast, shouldn’t you be all wearing facemasks to prevent cross-infection? :D
Joe
16:09:02
DeepPan: We at iMendMacs have breathed in so much Motherboard solder that we are immune
Mullerbiker
16:09:32
joe so you have lead poisoning?
DeepPan
16:09:41
“If you don’t need to touch it, don’t touch it!”, said the mother of every son! :D
Joe
16:10:08
Mullerbiker: we use leadfree solder 😊
Mullerbiker
16:10:23
Free lead... yum
Joe
16:14:46
!FAB FOUR!
Mullerbiker
16:15:47
Specrum is green
Joe
16:16:10
Ewen: you weren’t included 😉 pussy!
Majikman
16:17:17
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Majikman
16:17:30
Afternoon all
Mullerbiker
16:18:00
Patrice is one of the books a copy of Mein Campf
patrice
16:18:09
Hello no.
patrice
16:18:18
Not legal here I bet
patrice
16:18:37
Plus.. I really don't want it
Joe
16:19:12
MAY? Callum didn’t sign up to that.....
Joe
16:23:32
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Mullerbiker
16:23:47
The stream has gonetits up
Majikman
16:24:18
so its not me ranting at BT again
Joe
16:24:51
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Mullerbiker
16:25:18
I think I have solved the typing news
Mullerbiker
16:25:25
noise even
Majikman
16:26:22
Ford did that years ago, wouldnt allow badies to drive fords in the seventies
Mullerbiker
16:26:51
Majkman I read babies for a second :)
Majikman
16:27:02
Think sweeney, professionals,
Mullerbiker
16:27:22
I get in the Quattro
Majikman
16:27:54
Yeah but he used a Mk III in the first series
Majikman
16:29:17
I was taslking Ashes to Ashes, thought Muller meant that with his Quattro remark
Mullerbiker
16:36:25
Thats the Len Goodman phone the iphone 7
Joe
16:37:02
The 8 is still a really strong phone. Foreshadowing Callum 😊
JeffG
16:38:02
The 8 is great, but for the price I’d get a 10XR instead.
Joe
16:39:02
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Joe
16:40:00
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Joe
16:40:03
Heard every word Ewen 😊
Mullerbiker
16:40:30
That stuff holds my appleTV to the back of my TV
Mullerbiker
16:41:04
You need imendsigns to come out
DeepPan
16:42:01
Anyone mentioned Apple on ARM yet? (sorry, been on a work call, back now)
Mullerbiker
16:42:58
I can balance my iphone on my arm but my mac might fall
Joe
16:43:34
Didn’t Apple pull someone who made a 3rd party Trackpads keyboard
Joe
16:45:49
Third party already there so Apple will create and kill the third party.
Mullerbiker
16:46:10
joe that looks cool.... looks like a mac keyboard
Joe
16:46:57
Mullerbiker: looks nice yes
Mullerbiker
16:47:48
apple will then change the operating system so the keyboad breaks
DeepPan
16:49:10
Rather than make a keyboard/touchpad for iPad, why not make work specific interface, tuned to video editing for example
DeepPan
16:49:41
let 3rd parties pick up all those verticles
DeepPan
16:50:42
Is WWDC going ahead, as Apple doen’t get viruses? :D
Joe
16:51:12
Ewen: what does COVID19 mean for BTN Big Bash?
bobbeach
16:51:20
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DeepPan
16:51:37
Maybe it’ll be the 1st WWDC that’s broadcast only?
Mullerbiker
16:51:51
Joe BTN laughs in the face of viruese.....
bobbeach
16:52:25
you can watch everything online anyway
Majikman
16:54:07
Do you remember a series called “survivors’
bobbeach
16:55:01
User replaceable batteries? Hurray!
DeepPan
16:55:26
removable battery
Majikman
16:55:43
Most car keys dont have removable batteriesnow
bobbeach
16:56:15
I had lots of spare batteries
bobbeach
16:56:25
Millions Jeff
DeepPan
16:56:50
There already is replacable batteries, just called a battery case now
Joe
16:57:08
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bobbeach
16:58:13
I don't agree Patrice. I don't think it would mean phones had to be that much bigger
DeepPan
16:58:52
they would definitely need to be bigger, simple physics
DeepPan
16:59:06
consumer safe connectors and cases
DeepPan
16:59:19
latches for covers
Majikman
16:59:46
most people go to Quik fit for car batteries
Joe
17:00:57
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Joe
17:01:22
It won’t affect iMendMacs because we aren’t in the EU
Majikman
17:02:05
How does a replaceable battery work with water proofing.
Joe
17:02:30
We replace the waterproofing Majikman
Majikman
17:04:40
Thats because you have the kit to fit the phone, public at home wounldnt have that
Joe
17:05:01
Yes you were live
bobbeach
17:05:58
I'm not convinced by any of these arguments
bobbeach
17:07:10
That you can't have a replacebale battery
DeepPan
17:07:21
good job we’re not all here to convince you :D
DeepPan
17:07:34
different views are always good
Joe
17:07:39
$70 JeffG you were ripped off could of shipped it for cheaper 😊
Majikman
17:08:18
Cocainne on £5 notes
JeffG
17:08:23
Oh, man! I should’ve done that!
DeepPan
17:08:30
Cleanest place is probably a toilet seat :D
DeepPan
17:08:54
The toilet lid will have traces of coke though! :
DeepPan
17:09:00
:D
Joe
17:09:20
“What does Joe do?” Podcast title.
Mullerbiker
17:10:43
Bring BOOZE if you do...
Majikman
17:11:13
I could and bring a couple of broken bits of kit!!!
Joe
17:11:43
Yes Majikman we can grab it off you. Well Callum can.
DeepPan
17:12:52
See, outsources everything! :D
Joe
17:12:56
FREE DIAGNOSIS
Mullerbiker
17:13:20
Where the drum roll?
Joe
17:14:03
we can source anything you want.
bobbeach
17:15:27
bloody hell muller. Advertising competitors to BTN?
Mullerbiker
17:16:07
bobbeach nobody listens to this rubbish
bobbeach
17:17:19
Tot sounds a bit like Drafts
patrice
17:17:49
bobbeach
17:20:54
Already got a Spyder X Pro
Joe
17:21:18
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Joe
17:21:34
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bobbeach
17:22:46
I really like Fantastical but, as I said before, the free version is good enough for my needs
bobbeach
17:23:19
CleanMyMac has an app cleaner built in
Joe
17:24:31
bobbeach: clean my Mac has malware
patrice
17:25:10
No. That's MacCleaner @Joe
Mullerbiker
17:25:35
I get off setapp never had an had an issue with clean my mac
Joe
17:25:42
We find they both have issues patrice
Mullerbiker
17:27:05
Does cleanmy mac gret rid of poo?
Majikman
17:28:21
Any photo show this week?
Mullerbiker
17:28:29
No mate
Mullerbiker
17:28:53
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DeepPan
17:29:04
laters all
BTNLinks
17:29:07
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Majikman
17:29:07
Ok I’m going to set off home, maybe in time for BIG
bobbeach
17:29:20
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JeffG
17:29:23
bye gang!
Majikman
17:29:23
Thanks Guys
JeffG
17:29:28
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Callum
17:29:43
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Majikman
17:29:46
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DeepPan
17:35:07
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Joe
17:41:36
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Joe
18:20:56
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Joe
18:36:57
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Mullerbiker
19:08:35
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BTNLinks
19:22:21
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DeepPan
19:49:11
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BenGillam
19:55:31
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SwampRat
19:57:47
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Ewen
19:58:07
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Ewen
19:58:38
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BTNLinks
19:59:00
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BTNLinks
19:59:14
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BenGillam
19:59:23
Evening all
DeepPan
19:59:24
Evening
DeepPan
19:59:59
Audio cyloning, and repeating
DeepPan
20:00:12
time to popo? :)
BenGillam
20:00:16
All the sound seems to be borked by end not sure if it’s just my phone? 
BenGillam
20:00:22
Ahh it’s not just me
SwampRat
20:01:39
Crispy audio
SwampRat
20:01:52
Crackling
jeff
20:02:03
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DeepPan
20:02:09
Audio cyloning, and repeating
DeepPan
20:02:57
still the same
Ewen
20:02:57
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SwampRat
20:02:59
Cyloning and repeating, like DeepPan said
Mullerbiker
20:06:15
Rebooting
Ewen
20:06:21
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SwampRat
20:07:53
Sounds good now
DeepPan
20:08:20
sounds great now :)
SwampRat
20:09:37
I'll take the Corona beer they won't drink :-)
DeepPan
20:10:07
Wait until the Budweiser Virus hits!
DeepPan
20:13:10
10 minutes Muller? you mean 30 seconds and the rest of the time was talking about it :D
Mullerbiker
20:16:57
Will Jeff wear trousers in his webinar
JeffG
20:17:15
Only when necessary.
DeepPan
20:18:47
I hear Microsoft has a very promissing future :D
DeepPan
20:21:24
bobbeach
20:21:36
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Mullerbiker
20:24:14
Rasim alert
DeepPan
20:24:49
At least he didn’t pull the edges of his eyes outwards :D
DeepPan
20:25:01
and show his teeth
DeepPan
20:26:57
Tesler was also the guy that showed Apple around Xerox PARC during THAT visit!
bobbeach
20:27:54
Well I'm fine then. Still got plenty of hair
BenGillam
20:28:23
Both my dad and brother (younger) receding, still got it in spades. 12 years to go for me 😂
DeepPan
20:29:18
I put diesel in the escort. She died!
DeepPan
20:30:29
you’re wecome :D
bobbeach
20:31:46
400 miles would be fine for me
DeepPan
20:33:07
Would love an electric car, but wouldn’t go near a tesla
DeepPan
20:34:02
Yep, lots of great options out there @Patrice
tioaboa
20:34:17
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DeepPan
20:34:23
Jag, BMW, etc
BenGillam
20:34:57
worth watching robert llwellyns fully charged YouTube Channel if you want to follow the electric car and green tech scene
DeepPan
20:35:08
Almost 300miles on a Jaguar I-Pace
tioaboa
20:35:22
yes very good - some interesting coversions of classic cars
DeepPan
20:36:14
unfortunately, it’s not uncommon for pedestrians to be killed by cyclists in London, high speed collisions
BenGillam
20:36:27
A good half of cyclists in London are idiots riding wrong way not looking etc number of times I’ve nearly been hit as a pedestrian there for work
DeepPan
20:38:42
Goes Greenie know a mute button? :D
BenGillam
20:39:32
Crash by the primitives
DeepPan
20:39:43
ice cream van tunes :D
BenGillam
20:39:43
“Don’t slow down you’re gonna crash”
BenGillam
20:40:06
Nice, annoy people and disappoint kids lol
bobbeach
20:40:19
On the Road Again by Canned Heat
BenGillam
20:40:51
I like driving in my car
tioaboa
20:41:18
@ben yes Madnesds
DeepPan
20:41:34
Is Greenie listening and commenting on another podcast? :D
DeepPan
20:47:06
“This car is sponsored by Durex. The dick is inside!” :D
DeepPan
20:49:19
Greenie Thunberg? ;)
DeepPan
20:51:32
You could have taken your bike instead of walking :)
BenGillam
20:52:09
I don’t think the U.K. driving test is anywhere near strict enough
BenGillam
20:52:22
Think you should have rechecks every 5-10 years
DeepPan
20:52:32
All road users need re-educating. Car, cyclist, motobikes, etc.
DeepPan
20:53:14
Shall we go back to stories about dead people, @Ewen? :D
BenGillam
20:53:46
Good friend of mine got killed on the m40 by a drunk & drug driver
BenGillam
20:54:03
His wife survived luckily but lost without him
tioaboa
20:54:25
thats terrrible @BenGillam
bobbeach
20:54:28
Smart motorways are dangerous. I hate them
DeepPan
20:54:40
on motorways would be good, as long as all vehicles on them are autonomous
DeepPan
20:55:03
it would act more like rail
trigger
20:55:40
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bobbeach
20:58:13
I had that problem Ewen and ended getting a bloody speeding ticket!
DeepPan
20:58:13
with all those speed variations, with that much traffic, the increased immisions will be through the roof
bobbeach
20:59:37
Q can build one easily
bobbeach
21:00:26
E = mc(sq) muller
bobbeach
21:01:36
liveable or Liverpool ?!
DeepPan
21:01:49
On that planet, they could be doing a podcast just like this one! :D
bobbeach
21:06:00
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DeepPan
21:06:22
Backups are only good if you know the exact time a hack was first implimented
DeepPan
21:06:37
so you can restore the last back prior to that
GBRedneck
21:07:57
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DeepPan
21:07:57
a lot of ransomware sits domant for ages, for this very reason
Mullerbiker
21:11:35
Greenie knows the cookoo in that cloud
DeepPan
21:11:51
this should be good :D
Mullerbiker
21:13:41
google have said when we leave EU our data is going to the US not Eire
DeepPan
21:14:15
it’s always entertaining when people think cloud is the one-size-fits-all
tioaboa
21:14:26
its magic
DeepPan
21:15:45
Cloud can be part of a strategy, but not your entire strategy
DeepPan
21:17:40
Big customers are even looking at multi cloud, split across AWS and Azure. Having data in a single location isn’t a backup, no matter how big the data centre is
tioaboa
21:17:55
true
DeepPan
21:18:47
Did we upset Greenie? :(
tioaboa
21:21:21
I doubt it
DeepPan
21:25:23
brand new kindle fire are £50 :D
Mullerbiker
21:28:26
whoops wrong link
Mullerbiker
21:28:39
DeepPan
21:30:08
Picard feels like flogging a dead horse
DeepPan
21:31:57
Greenie is defintely listening to another podcast :D
DeepPan
21:33:27
He’ll ask about Luke next :D :D :D
SwampRat
21:35:02
Galaxy Quest was the best Star Trek ;-)
patrice
21:35:42
lol
DeepPan
21:36:24
For Mac, use HandBrake
SwampRat
21:37:45
Never watched Orville. Can't stand MacFarland
BTNLinks
21:39:04
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DeepPan
21:39:15
which service in the UK shows The Orville?
Ewen
21:39:32
Sky ws showing it
DeepPan
21:40:59
good show all
JeffG
21:41:20
bye gang!
SwampRat
21:41:24
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JeffG
21:41:24
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Mullerbiker
21:41:29
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Ewen
21:41:34
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DeepPan
21:41:45
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tioaboa
21:41:56
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GBRedneck
22:00:26
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Please note: not all the opinions voiced here reflect those of the British Tech Network

February 28 2020 22:00:26