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Guest7
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taxi_cab
2:19:52
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pavan
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pavan
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BTNLinks
14:51:17
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Ewen
15:43:36
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mullerbiker
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jeff
16:03:31
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Crikeytrousers
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Guest7
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Crikeytrousers_
16:08:06
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Crikeytrousers_
16:08:24
Am I in
mullerbiker
16:11:24
You are never in
Crikeytrousers_
16:11:42
Great
Majikman
16:13:17
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Majikman
16:13:31
Afternoon all
Crikeytrousers_
16:14:22
Where the whisky?
Majikman
16:15:24
Any one else using Side car, brilliant
patrice
16:15:33
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Crikeytrousers_
16:16:10
Like Arfur and Olive from On the Buses.
WesFL
16:16:29
scotch in hand Macallan 12
Majikman
16:17:00
Can you turn up the brightness on your screen @patrice
patrice
16:17:29
Good idea @Majikman
Majikman
16:17:42
When we going to see wrighty on here?
Crikeytrousers_
16:17:47
We love Wrighty
mullerbiker
16:18:04
patrice pay the internet bill
Crikeytrousers_
16:21:02
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mullerbiker
16:21:36
majikman I do occasionally
Crikeytrousers_
16:23:09
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Crikeytrousers_
16:23:13
Coolio
Crikeytrousers
16:24:24
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Crikeytrousers
16:24:42
Leave the sign fitting to me
mullerbiker
16:26:49
Ha ha ha apple shrill @patrice
Crikeytrousers
16:27:24
Smokey and the Bandit
Crikeytrousers
16:28:17
It’s all relative
Ewen
16:28:56
Fuck me @crikeytrousers you’ve found the whisky then
Crikeytrousers
16:29:51
Not yet. My feed froze so I think I missed a bit
mullerbiker
16:29:52
crickeytousers only needs to sniff the stopper
DeepPan
16:30:26
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mullerbiker
16:31:01
They used them in Spiderman :)
Crikeytrousers
16:31:01
Daft lad
Majikman
16:31:13
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Crikeytrousers
16:32:01
Ive been flying for 8 years and have sold them all as it’s too much hassle to fly anywhere
Majikman
16:32:19
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DarrenG
16:33:42
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Joe
16:35:28
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DeepPan
16:35:50
New Edge works great on mobile too
Joe
16:36:52
Downloading at iMendMacs….i feel dirty….
DeepPan
16:38:26
“Microsoft Edge - What’s the worst that can happen?” :D
Crikeytrousers
16:39:30
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Ewen
16:40:18
I found CrikeyTrousers Teddy dont worry
mullerbiker
16:45:15
wash you hands if you found crikeytousers teddy....
Crikeytrousers
16:45:20
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mullerbiker
16:45:31
you don?t know what he done with it
mullerbiker
16:47:41
Who wants a rack :)
DarrenG
16:48:03
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DeepPan
16:48:32
@ewen, replace all the Mac Minis with a stack of rack Mac Pros? :D
DeepPan
16:49:26
a bit overkill, a mac pro for one Skype :D
mullerbiker
16:50:10
could you set up virtual machines inside it?
Ewen
16:50:39
You go for it Muller
Crikeytrousers
16:53:20
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Majikman
16:53:30
Did you see the latest Appl;e advert about privacy?
Majikman
16:54:03
The apple logo at the end as a padlock is brilliant
Joe
16:55:30
As much of the business we could get from it, but it would be dreadful if they opened up the back door. iOS is far too secure.
Mullerbi_
16:55:41
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Mullerbi_
16:55:57
brtesting textual
Mullerbi_
16:56:47
Thought I try textual using 30 day free trial
mullerbiker
16:58:17
Ive seen it not fake
DarrenG
16:59:00
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Joe
17:00:05
No one takes their phone for a Genius Bar appointment Ewen, they come to iMendMacs!!
Mullerbi_
17:00:35
Do you mend Mac's or do I?
bobbeach
17:00:36
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Majikman
17:01:28
Another dongle?
Mullerbi_
17:02:00
Patrice Im liking Textual
patrice
17:02:10
me too
Mullerbi_
17:02:24
was easy to setup....
Majikman
17:03:06
Apple then will have to produce accessories with USB-C, more money
Mullerbi_
17:03:19
USB-C if phone and Macs used it less waste.... you could just have one charger
spligosh_
17:05:49
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Majikman
17:06:07
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Joe
17:06:50
Callum
spligosh_
17:07:26
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JeffG
17:09:48
Joe
17:10:41
Callum’s cool thing - https://www.applearchive.org/
patrice
17:10:46
Can't talk today :P
Mullerbi_
17:12:03
tell him to use textual.... works unlike Colloquay
Mullerbi_
17:12:13
Gonna have to buy this
Mullerbi_
17:14:06
older than me :)
Joe
17:14:47
Nope! Born just before! 😄
Mullerbi_
17:16:14
Wanker
DarrenG
17:16:28
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bobbeach
17:16:31
i'm here
DarrenG
17:16:43
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DeepPan
17:17:08
That’s OK BobBeach, we can wait :D
Joe
17:19:33
info@iMendMacs.com
Joe
17:19:45
www.iMendMacs.com/contactus
DarrenG
17:21:40
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Mullerbi_
17:21:43
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mullerbiker
17:21:48
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bobbeach
17:22:23
the new \edge on Win 10 is excellent. haven't tried it on mac yet
Joe
17:23:26
Hows ya sign Cal?
Mullerbiker
17:24:05
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Mullerbiker
17:24:23
Cal you sign is wonky
bobbeach
17:24:28
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JeffG
17:24:33
bye gang!
Joe
17:24:36
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DeepPan
17:24:39
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JeffG
17:24:59
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Mullerbiker
17:26:58
See you later allegators
Ewen
17:33:04
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Ewen
17:33:15
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Mullerbiker
17:37:13
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Mullerbiker
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mullerbiker_
17:42:16
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Mullerbiker
17:42:26
Test
mullerbiker_
17:42:37
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Mullerbiker
18:03:23
I'm here
bobbeach
18:21:44
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bobbeach
18:26:38
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Mullerbiker
18:37:57
Don't forget the sponsors EWEN
Mullerbiker
18:39:21
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Mullerbiker
19:16:00
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BTNLinks
19:43:29
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BTNLinks
19:43:44
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DeepPan
19:52:00
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Mullerbiker
19:57:33
And we ready to rock
jeff
20:01:00
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DeepPan
20:02:12
Have I just tuned in for The Big Show, or have the BeeGees REALLY let themselves go? :D
DeepPan
20:04:53
the singing was on point though :)
batwench
20:06:17
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Mullerbiker
20:06:59
18 inches of snow that should hin der the body recovery atley
BenGillam
20:07:05
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campionuk
20:07:08
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batwench
20:07:19
hello folks will be sporadic as cooking tea and computer is in the dining room
BobBeach
20:07:19
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BenGillam
20:07:26
Evening all
Mullerbiker
20:07:45
batwench you have ipad
DeepPan
20:08:08
How do all those Windows phones send emails from a landfill?
campionuk
20:08:14
Evening
batwench
20:08:51
ewen are you back on your eatling plan? your looking thinner in face again
DeepPan
20:09:26
Will that audio work pay off for the upcoming Windows Show? :D
batwench
20:10:01
does anyone have any idea if collequy works on windows?
BobBeach
20:11:52
No windows version @batwench
batwench
20:12:45
bugger
BobBeach
20:13:01
I use Atley’s app. Works well
Mullerbiker
20:13:32
Atley should put his AI into the app
Atley
20:14:27
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CrikeyT
20:15:50
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CrikeyT
20:16:28
hello chaps
BenGillam
20:16:41
How long is that code valid for?
DeepPan
20:17:04
Is that where the chiller is doing to store the fresh bodies?
Mullerbiker
20:17:13
12 months I think
JeffG
20:17:56
The discount code gets you 20% off for 12 months.
CrikeyT
20:18:37
good to see muller dressed up for the show
BenGillam
20:19:04
Ahh it’s subscription, thanks will pick that up when I’ve been paid, long skint month 🙄. That and prefer my subs at beginning of month. Thanks for the code
Mullerbiker
20:21:59
@crikeyT wants to see me naked?
CrikeyT
20:23:07
not again
DeepPan
20:24:09
Could Zuckerberg work this in reverse, monitor WhatsApp content to make more targeted ads, and more expensive, in Facebook?
CrikeyT
20:24:12
i conduct alot of business by Whatsapp. everybody uses it
DeepPan
20:25:06
E.g. Mention shopping for a TV in WhatsApp, get Samsung TV ads in your Facebook stream
CrikeyT
20:25:26
its handy for sending drawings or photos, even docs. also cross platfom.
Mullerbiker
20:26:13
That explains CrikeyT facebook adverts for gay dating apps
Ewen
20:26:38
This is not the slackroom boys. Calm it down pls
DeepPan
20:26:39
If WhatsApp changed their terms, switched off end-to-end, would most people notice or even care?
CrikeyT
20:27:13
i agree on messenger. its balderdash
batwench
20:28:06
Depends how much media coverage the change gets.
batwench
20:28:57
Most people dont know details of WhatsApp security but there is a general impression it is secure which woudl hurt them if it went away.
CrikeyT
20:29:33
its him sir
Mullerbiker
20:30:00
CrikeyT splitter
CrikeyT
20:30:10
time and place muller
CrikeyT
20:32:44
Is Whatsapp to ingrained it to daily life for people to care
batwench
20:34:13
WhatsApp just took advantage of how slow Blackberry were to make BBM cross platform. Basially a cross platform copy
CrikeyT
20:34:30
I’m so used to seeing adverts in all apps that i dont notice them
BenGillam
20:34:54
Just a shame they won’t update the interface, feels very dated now and lots of people asking for dark mode not sure it will ever happen
batwench
20:35:05
Sensible comments will now take over now that I control of the computer again
batwench
20:36:38
they will stop I mean
CrikeyT
20:37:40
never heard of popsockets. are they very popular?
patrice
20:37:53
yes. VERY
batwench
20:38:27
I have three letter when it comes to Google. VOR
CrikeyT
20:39:20
Google has become a verb
Majikman
20:40:57
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CrikeyT
20:41:14
Yo Majikman
Mullerbiker
20:41:38
You should take into Dragons Den Ewen
Majikman
20:41:39
Evening all, just got in.
batwench
20:41:52
too many cooks spoil the broth
Majikman
20:41:56
Hi CrikeyT
CrikeyT
20:42:28
I hate broth
DeepPan
20:42:29
What? Google colaborating with a company, then going into competition against the same company? Anyone remember the 1st design of an Android phone switching from a hardware keyboard after seeing the first iPhone? :D
batwench
20:43:15
according to Mr B non compete aggreements are illeagal in calafornia
CrikeyT
20:43:22
Haha, well said DeepPan
batwench
20:43:43
physical property?
DeepPan
20:45:58
…. which DEFINITELY wasn’t connected to then Google CEO Eric Schmidt Resigned From Apple Board.
DeepPan
20:46:10
:D
BobBeach
20:46:43
Civil not criminal law
CrikeyT
20:47:05
The first Android phone was the HTC Dream with the side slide keyboard
CrikeyT
20:47:17
it was dreadful
batwench
20:47:38
all of Mullerbiker secrets are written on wa tablets he is that old
Mullerbiker
20:48:20
Most of it has been paper sifted
CrikeyT
20:48:28
Hes older than Moses chisel
TomF
20:49:04
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Mullerbiker
20:49:34
Sir CrikeyT is starting again
Ewen
20:49:57
Wasnt Noah the one with the chisel?
TomF
20:50:32
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batwench
20:50:40
Well God technically was the chisel to mark you the testiments and Noah was more of a plane . All agreat tales
CrikeyT
20:50:51
I was thinking the Tablets with the 10 Commandments
batwench
20:50:56
i say great in intereted commas
CrikeyT
20:51:13
How would you charge them
batwench
20:51:42
up ur butt
DeepPan
20:51:51
Kinetic battery, from eye movement? :)
Ewen
20:52:10
Moses didnt carve the tablets
CrikeyT
20:52:22
Im out, I’ll use a torch
Mullerbiker
20:52:55
Contact lens 404 .... trip fall into traffic
BobBeach
20:53:06
Wasn’t Moses handed the tablets?
CrikeyT
20:53:26
Yes he did. he was told the commandments and he wrote them down. i believe
DeepPan
20:54:18
Apple to release it first? iSight :D
batwench
20:54:37
oh macular degentraion - I have that
BenGillam
20:54:58
That eye implant , mad what they can do
BobBeach
20:55:39
Trust me I’m a doctor!
CrikeyT
20:55:47
Her eyes on
Majikman
20:57:18
Don’t fighter pilots have that feature
BobBeach
20:57:19
Glasses. What a brilliantly simple idea
BobBeach
20:58:05
This Microsoft story was on the bbc news today
BobBeach
20:58:36
Experts were sceptical
DeepPan
21:00:34
Isn’t the threat being shifted to methane just part of the narative to push everyone onto a plant-based diet (not allowed to call it vegetarian?
Mullerbiker
21:01:10
Deeppan plant based sprout diet would increase my methane output
DeepPan
21:01:22
Just how many stacks of 20+ floppy disks did microsoft ship to install Windows 3.1? :D
CrikeyT
21:01:30
why the hell not, what wrong with vegetarian. i cant keep up
DeepPan
21:01:51
@Mullerbiker, not if there are no more cows
Mullerbiker
21:01:52
You seen the size of hippos
Mullerbiker
21:02:07
and they are veggie
Mullerbiker
21:02:20
You can grown meat in a factory
Majikman
21:02:33
JFK was the same when he launched the moon plan
DeepPan
21:03:06
@Mullerbiker, I think there are a few more cows than hippos, and most people don’t eat hippos
batwench
21:05:50
Mullerbiker: you sound like a communist about the capilist society LOL
Mullerbiker
21:06:19
That is the argument that capitalism is unsubstainable
CrikeyT
21:06:42
whacking that beer down Campion. good lad.
CrikeyT
21:08:23
Is it a little bit of telling people what they think they want to hear
Majikman
21:09:03
They have developed mechanical trees, so just build hundreds of them
Majikman
21:11:16
But if you have nothing to hide why would you be bothered
batwench
21:11:37
A good bar person knows that.
BobBeach
21:11:42
I don’t want facial recognition technology in public areas
CrikeyT
21:12:19
yes muller. baby sham
batwench
21:12:48
law tends to be reactve rather than pro actove
campionuk
21:13:40
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CrikeyT
21:14:03
High production value
Atley
21:14:17
maximum effort!
batwench
21:14:51
it’s been a sensible show up to this point
CrikeyT
21:14:58
Glad i choose this week to watch
BobBeach
21:16:29
Has atley become invisible?
CrikeyT
21:16:54
Wow Jeff, How complex is your fav drink
batwench
21:17:06
JeffG: the fact that you wear no pants means that they know you before you sit down
BobBeach
21:17:06
Norm!
JeffG
21:17:23
Good point, Batwench!
BobBeach
21:18:01
The benefits suggested so far are trivial.
DeepPan
21:18:56
A work visa!! :D
CrikeyT
21:19:40
Great article
Majikman
21:20:54
When JFK made his speech, they had only launched one astronaut on a sub-orbital flight. So it was a pure guess they could do it but it did make a target.
CrikeyT
21:21:31
Atley got a horse
Atley
21:21:45
Atley
21:22:04
that's our smallest dog
Atley
21:22:17
she's half the size of the others
CrikeyT
21:22:19
Handsome bugger
Mullerbiker
21:22:29
Atley
21:22:49
thanks!
Mullerbiker
21:24:17
Atley newest victim must be making a noise he keeps disappearing to silence him :)
Atley
21:26:10
don't make me come over there!
CrikeyT
21:27:10
That was the First Star Trek with Chris Pine
BobBeach
21:28:42
I enjoyed season 4. Probably the best season of all
patrice
21:29:30
Agreed
BobBeach
21:33:36
Duchess
batwench
21:33:50
Thought she was a duchess and archie has not been given a tit;le
BobBeach
21:34:45
Not breast fed?
CrikeyT
21:36:25
what a dothery old bastard
batwench
21:37:34
bought x 2
patrice
21:40:27
the-patrice.com
CrikeyT
21:41:11
LOve you man
batwench
21:41:15
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CrikeyT
21:42:55
Thoroughly enjoyed this chaps
patrice
21:43:23
bye chat room!
Majikman
21:43:29
Thanks guys missed the first half live so catch up on pod cast.
CrikeyT
21:43:43
Nah, hes a massive prick
Mullerbiker
21:43:49
byeeee
Mullerbiker
21:43:55
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CrikeyT
21:44:01
See you chaps
Atley
21:44:08
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patrice
21:44:12
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Majikman
21:44:14
Bye guys
JeffG
21:44:28
bye gang!
BobBeach
21:44:33
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JeffG
21:44:39
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Ewen
21:44:40
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BobBeach
21:44:43
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BTNLinks
21:45:32
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CrikeyT
21:45:35
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BobBeach
21:46:54
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Majikman
21:57:43
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DeepPan
22:00:15
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WesFL
23:28:41
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January 17 2020 23:28:41