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Ewen
15:42:50
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Ewen
15:43:01
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Ewen
15:46:40
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Guest7
15:57:59
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mullerbiker
15:58:51
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Joe-iMendMacs
15:59:00
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jeff
15:59:47
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WesFL
16:00:20
Good afternoon
mullerbiker
16:01:09
yo
mullerbiker
16:01:47
Jeff the ferengi
patrice
16:02:45
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mullerbiker
16:06:57
Is Doc coming is it the way he walks
iMendMacs-Callum
16:08:40
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Majikman
16:12:37
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Majikman
16:12:56
Afternoon all
mullerbiker
16:13:09
Hi
patrice
16:13:44
Hi Majikman
Joe-iMendMacs
16:16:36
Callum, how old were you when the first iPhone was released?
mullerbiker
16:18:22
Nokia were still way better that iphone. Iphone wasnt anygood till the 4
mullerbiker
16:19:22
Yeah but in UK your only had one carrier
mullerbiker
16:19:35
That carried iphone...
mullerbiker
16:20:04
What a supprise Patrice did?nt agree :)
mullerbiker
16:20:31
Want iphone 1 change to o2...
Joe-iMendMacs
16:21:40
yes Muller it was locked to O2.
mullerbiker
16:23:14
law changing in uk it will be illegal to sell locked phones
patrice
16:24:00
good! it's stupid
mullerbiker
16:27:34
Nokia had an app store years before apple
JeffG
16:30:06
Apple pushed for web apps for quite a while before finally giving in and making their own App Store.
Joe-iMendMacs
16:30:44
If you don't own a iPhone 11. This app is perfect - Joe's cool thing ;) https://neural.cam/
Joe-iMendMacs
16:33:51
I'm a lover not a fighter Ewen
mullerbiker
16:34:55
I hear they are changing Corks name to COOK :)
Joe-iMendMacs
16:36:03
Ewens accents are sensational
Majikman
16:40:49
Lot of noise interferance
Majikman
16:41:05
Gone now
Joe-iMendMacs
16:41:18
yes gone
mullerbiker
16:41:22
Quality production as usual
TomF
16:45:36
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Majikman
16:46:16
Sorry, Hi Patrice
TomF
16:46:41
Hello gentlemen
Majikman
16:46:48
Hi Tom
TomF
16:47:01
Hey Martin
Majikman
16:47:53
On your amazon account
mullerbiker
16:48:39
hacker gave it to them
mullerbiker
16:49:55
Im waiting for the iphone 12 :)
Majikman
16:50:00
Is the Travelex ransom on the big show?
TomF
16:50:16
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mullerbiker
16:51:00
Thats Big mate
Majikman
16:51:22
Thnaks Steve
mullerbiker
16:52:07
Patrice loves the phone on silent mode :)
mullerbiker
16:53:35
One day Atley might do one :)
BTNLinks
16:56:58
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Majikman
16:57:25
Have you had to work on any of the new Mac Pro’s Callum or Joe
patrice
16:59:26
mullerbiker
16:59:39
Smart lock... for that hackable house
mullerbiker
17:00:35
What happens if yor phones flat battey are you locked out... and can I ask A lady to let me in
mullerbiker
17:02:01
You can always use your KEY :)
iMendMacs-Callum
17:03:12
patrice
17:04:41
You can't muller. For security reasons smart speakers don't work
patrice
17:04:57
at least to unlock. Locking via speaker works
mullerbiker
17:08:43
Millions of people have been Jeff deprived
Majikman
17:09:17
Jeff you seem to have the same lurgi as my wife Jackie
mullerbiker
17:09:32
Jeff sponsor by vicks vapour rub
Majikman
17:10:24
Wow
mullerbiker
17:10:40
Slip it in fnar fnar
Majikman
17:11:05
Great see you at 6pm
iMendMacs-Callum
17:12:29
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Majikman
17:12:33
Too late I’ve got it
JeffG
17:12:40
Bye, gang!
JeffG
17:12:44
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Majikman
17:13:19
Oh boy now youve done it Ewen Moist is on Jaclies hate list of words.
Joe-iMendMacs
17:15:16
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david
17:21:18
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david
17:21:32
hi
david
17:21:45
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mullerbiker
17:54:53
curry time
Ewen
17:57:31
Hi David
Ewen
17:57:44
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Ewen
17:58:20
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Majikman
18:00:10
Hi Ewen
Ewen
18:00:35
Evening
Majikman
18:04:31
Sharp hair cut ewen
Majikman
18:04:42
Why wont this scroll
mullerbiker
18:06:55
wex on wex off
mullerbiker
18:30:30
Whats my motivation
Majikman
18:31:19
Lip sync is bad
Majikman
18:36:31
Good show
Ewen
18:36:48
Ta
Majikman
18:37:15
Try to get on board fro Big Show.
Majikman
18:37:42
Want to hear your take on Travelex ransom
jeff
19:58:42
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mullerbiker
19:59:19
I not chosen it as a story but others might have....
WesFL
20:03:50
chin cam LOL
BenGillam
20:03:53
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BenGillam
20:04:03
Evening all, happy new year
mullerbiker
20:04:28
hny
WesFL
20:04:35
no sleeping
WesFL
20:05:29
happy new year!!!! all
JeffG
20:05:41
Skype crapped out on me. I’m working on fixing it now.
BenGillam
20:07:37
As I understand it Microsoft teams is going to absorb/replace Skype
BenGillam
20:07:49
Wonder if it’s any better, it’s pretty solid on windows desktop
WesFL
20:07:50
Patrice great job on the live stream.
batwench
20:09:15
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batwench
20:11:36
lamb mmmmmmmm
batwench
20:12:07
hellloooo
batwench
20:12:50
why isnt the sound matching with the video
batwench
20:14:05
lips out of sync
batwench
20:14:15
i am firefox
WesFL
20:14:47
single use plastic coke Ewen... didn't that get banned?
bobbeach
20:14:49
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bobbeach
20:15:18
Hissing on the audio. Just me?
batwench
20:15:42
brb restaring comp
batwench
20:15:51
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BenGillam
20:16:29
Yes bit of his here, and sync issues but on the iPhone so can’t see video and chat at same time so not bothering me
bobbeach
20:16:57
Audio sync out for me too
batwench
20:17:26
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mullerbiker
20:17:30
Greenie got a women in bed !
batwench
20:18:30
i am back. still miss sync but i will live withbit
WesFL
20:18:37
Greenie +1 woman is a good reason for a no show.
batwench
20:19:35
i will mop JeffG fevered brow
mullerbiker
20:19:51
Earl Grey hot
batwench
20:19:55
earl grey - hideous
bobbeach
20:19:59
Twinings Jeff?
JeffG
20:20:06
Excellent, Batwench!
batwench
20:20:45
JeffG: only with lemon
bobbeach
20:21:27
A very distinguished looking photo of Greenie
batwench
20:22:08
one of Mr B and I plans this year is to go to IRONbridge I have never been
mullerbiker
20:22:35
Hacked the front door and locked him in
batwench
20:22:43
patrice: is the dog with you?
batwench
20:23:08
i would due to brxit!
bobbeach
20:23:20
So would I Batwench
patrice
20:23:53
Sadly no @batwench. She had a tumor so we had to put her down before christmas
mullerbiker
20:25:18
patrice they are illegal to use on public highways here
batwench
20:25:44
patrice: I am so sorry I didn’t know. She had such a good last part of her life with you.
bobbeach
20:25:54
Financially independent. Like Harry and Megan!
Atley
20:27:23
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bobbeach
20:27:35
i wouldn't fancy going 30mph on one of those!!
batwench
20:30:16
JeffG: try public transport in Cumbria
JeffG
20:31:08
I bet it’s better than Denver and Boulder!
batwench
20:31:10
soggy muller
BenGillam
20:34:38
Cycle lanes ? Not enough of them
batwench
20:34:49
I have seen some roller skaters on public by ways who would cause issues
BenGillam
20:35:30
Old colleague of mine used to commute on a hova board in Brighton
batwench
20:35:41
ewen : Canal + electric board = SHOCKING
BenGillam
20:35:42
Police were laughing too much to tell him off for using it on busy pavement
patrice
20:38:45
She did @batwench It totally sucks. I still miss her a lot. She was such a sweet dog.
patrice
20:38:53
And she was only 6yo
batwench
20:40:51
patrice: I may have had a little cry for her just now.
bobbeach
20:41:27
Bradford Saltaire
bobbeach
20:43:56
I wouldn't want to be so tied to a specific company
bobbeach
20:47:03
"Project Artemis builds on this, by looking for patterns of keywords and phrases that are commonly associated with grooming- including sexual interactions and even manipulation tactics"
bobbeach
20:50:08
i'm impressed by your faith in machine learning/AI
bobbeach
20:50:24
i'm more sceptical
mullerbiker
21:00:35
We are microsoft we own all your bases
Atley
21:00:55
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batwench
21:05:44
I am getting another Maine Coon - It is going to be called “Watt another one”
batwench
21:06:27
ewen - it really doesn’t matter if they have been castrated or not. Po sprays when he doest get his way. granted it is not as pongy
bobbeach
21:08:12
Lazy programmers
batwench
21:08:34
Hell at work we still have computers that have 5 1/4inch floppy disks!
batwench
21:08:46
They are used every day.
bobbeach
21:08:57
You're joking @batwench !!
batwench
21:09:16
bobbeach: nope - I work on a nuclear site
bobbeach
21:09:26
bloody hell
BenGillam
21:09:34
I get so wound up by our customers, refuse to update old machines that run their critical systems or machines. This is something that runs their who business and they won’t invest in it because they don’t believe it’s a problem
BenGillam
21:09:45
Every year the cost to sort it goes up exponentially
BenGillam
21:11:09
Make them on Linux then easier to keep secure and probably can still run old software unlike windows
BenGillam
21:12:27
Bollocks :)
BenGillam
21:12:33
It’s not that hard at all
BenGillam
21:13:12
Just spend some time on it
BenGillam
21:13:14
Lol
batwench
21:15:08
JeffG: it keeps someone in a job I suppose
JeffG
21:15:23
True!
batwench
21:16:12
is greenie still alive]
bobbeach
21:16:20
he's died
bobbeach
21:16:39
no he's alive!
BenGillam
21:16:43
Or asleep
bobbeach
21:21:18
I agree with you Greenie. I see no benenft from splitting up iTunes into separate apps
mullerbiker
21:22:12
Welcome to Mac Show late show :)
bobbeach
21:23:06
I disagree Jeff. I found using iTunes very easy and convenient
mullerbiker
21:24:58
Paddy in Wetherspoons:
mullerbiker
21:24:59
"How much is your lager?"
mullerbiker
21:25:00
Barman: "L2 a pint and L7 a pitcher"
mullerbiker
21:25:00
Paddy: I'll just have a pint, fuck the photo."
BenGillam
21:28:04
BBC have started making some of their podcasts exclusive to sounds and not providing rss any more.
BenGillam
21:28:40
Sorry “sounds app, and not ...”
batwench
21:30:42
Nobody takes into account the Numpty Factor
bobbeach
21:31:47
I can't remember how I found BTN
batwench
21:32:29
bobbeach: I think that Ewen was on a Twit Show. Kept with BTN dumped the ego
mullerbiker
21:33:16
is batwench moving her Mrs Sloc ombe website?
batwench
21:33:16
I am currenlty in the process of moving to TSO host. very helpful
mullerbiker
21:34:48
batwench you know you can?t move in
batwench
21:35:17
mullerbiker: ho ho ho you are the funniest man in that t-shirt
mullerbiker
21:35:52
Maybe so if they do new beds
Atley
21:36:03
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Majikman
21:36:28
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bobbeach
21:36:33
See ya (only joking)
batwench
21:36:42
ewen - No I dumped the EGo that was the Twit bloke. Now there is a bloke who is up there with trump about his own greatness
BenGillam
21:36:57
Think I might have found via twit. But yes dumped Leo the sleaze bag and his network long ago
Atley
21:37:14
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bobbeach
21:37:14
i still like Twit
BenGillam
21:37:35
Sure I remember he showed private messages on a live show proving he was cheating on his wife or something
batwench
21:38:21
Mr Batwench still listens to the TWit shows occassionaly
batwench
21:38:32
Its the securty show
bobbeach
21:38:59
Atley's app works fine. Using it now
batwench
21:39:11
DAMN YOU JeffG
Atley
21:39:34
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Atley
21:39:45
can you see this?
bobbeach
21:39:47
I've used Textexpander for years. It's xcellent
Atley
21:40:05
I thought you typed TextPanda
Atley
21:40:29
its more like Text-x-panada
bobbeach
21:40:43
Markdown is great, Greenie
bobbeach
21:41:09
Awesome Jeff
BenGillam
21:42:26
@batwench: security now with Steve Gibson? That was quite good if I remember but Steve Gibson speaks soooo slowly I had to put podcast on like 2x to make it bareable lol
Atley
21:42:41
@bobbeach, can you see my messages?
bobbeach
21:42:48
yes fine
mullerbiker
21:42:57
We tried to help Batwench with her christmas presents but she kept saying Lego
Atley
21:42:59
great, thanks!
Atley
21:43:08
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Atley
21:43:15
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batwench
21:43:19
mullerbiker: and what is wrong with that?
bobbeach
21:43:41
Apple TV+ is excellent. TMS, FAM and See are all great
patrice
21:46:55
Atley
21:47:25
See was fantastic, just couldnt get into TMS... don't know what FAM is
mullerbiker
21:47:59
For All Mankind Atley
bobbeach
21:50:06
good pick Muller
batwench
21:50:56
EWEN - That is a star gate
Atley
21:52:50
Ahhh.. saw two episodes for that, didnt care for it.
bobbeach
21:53:13
You're right @batwench. It certainly looks like one
Majikman
21:55:25
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patrice
21:55:45
I thought the same thing @batwench
Atley
21:56:29
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mullerbiker
21:56:31
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batwench
21:56:42
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Ewen
21:56:46
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JeffG
21:56:49
Bye, gang!
JeffG
21:56:53
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bobbeach
21:56:58
Bye bye
bobbeach
21:57:09
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BTNLinks
21:57:40
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January 10 2020 21:57:40