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Time
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DeepPan
15:41:06
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Ewen
15:52:26
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DeepPan
15:52:55
Evening :)
Majikman
15:57:16
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Majikman
15:57:26
Afternoon all
DeepPan
15:58:12
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Majikman
15:58:23
Anything on line yet, or just me again
taxi_cab
15:58:28
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DeepPan
15:58:38
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Majikman
15:59:24
Hi Guys
iMendMacs-Callum
15:59:39
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iMendMacs-Callum
16:02:58
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GBRedneck
16:03:09
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GBRedneck
16:03:16
afternoon all
DeepPan
16:03:25
all good. youself?
windrider
16:03:32
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Joe-iMendMacs
16:04:03
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Joe-iMendMacs
16:04:30
Anyone know how to mute other tennants?
iMendMacs-Callum
16:04:39
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Ewen
16:06:46
Shotgun?
iMendMacs-Callum
16:07:55
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Joe-iMendMacs
16:08:19
Whoops i may have shot callum!
DeepPan
16:10:01
Anyone want to buy a Tesla pickup truck? Its smashing :D
iMendMacs-Callum
16:10:15
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windrider
16:10:29
@DeepPan, hideous-looking thing
Majikman
16:10:38
Where here for you Ewen
bobbeach
16:11:19
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DeepPan
16:11:30
agreed @windrider, looks terrible
DeepPan
16:17:37
DOn’t drop the phone in the pee bucket!
Guest7
16:20:37
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DeepPan
16:20:51
Is gordon the gopher in there too? :)
Majikman
16:21:19
Looks like Callum is going to fit in here quite well
philipbirch
16:21:20
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iMendMacs-Callum
16:21:40
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philipbirch
16:21:41
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WesFL
16:22:16
LOL
iMendMacs-Callum
16:22:23
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philipbirch
16:22:25
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Majikman
16:22:47
Yes but shiot can be slick
DeepPan
16:24:26
Doc, if it’s titanium, it’s an iKnee EDITION! :)
Majikman
16:24:42
But does it have diamond cut machined edges
windrider
16:25:21
I had a scary joke about maths but I'm 2² to say it....
DeepPan
16:25:48
How will we know when Doc’s pain meds kick in? :D
patrice
16:26:06
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Joe-iMendMacs
16:26:18
Callum turn the sign round!
Majikman
16:26:23
His moji will turn upuside down
Majikman
16:27:06
Some just seem that long callum
bobbeach
16:27:15
Defintely sound better to me
Joe-iMendMacs
16:27:34
The Beats Solo Pros are stunning quality!
Majikman
16:28:28
My ears are so strange the right points almost streight down, the left is at almost at 90 degrees for them both to sound the same.
Joe-iMendMacs
16:30:25
I've seen a few of the new ones on public transport, the older ones look massive now
Majikman
16:30:31
one shape dosent fit all
DeepPan
16:31:27
Apple are moving back to a “standard” and “pro” model for everything they offer
windrider
16:32:38
Show title! “In the cupboard with Callum!”
Joe-iMendMacs
16:32:45
LOL!
DeepPan
16:34:03
Still had nothing that beats my old Shure E2C, amazing sound and isolation. Airpod pro are just more convenient.
DeepPan
16:37:16
there’s been a lot of bluetooth bugs
DeepPan
16:42:42
I know they made a lot of changes to security around bluetooth, as a lot of apps used bluetooth to carry out location sevices by steath
bobbeach
16:42:57
Patrice is correct. Modern OS's are so complex, it's amazing they work so well from the start
Majikman
16:43:53
i thought there was an arctic backimng in from the kitchen
windrider
16:48:30
The only thing better than backup is more backup.
Majikman
16:49:04
multi back ups on multiple storage formats
philipbirch
16:50:24
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windrider
16:50:25
iMazing is brilliant, even works on my iPod Classic
DeepPan
16:53:25
How about, when you take out AppleCare on a phone, it includes iCloud storage for backup? :)
windrider
16:57:42
I hear Apple is considering extending the AppleCare+ availability out to a year after purchase.
Joe-iMendMacs
16:58:14
i don't think they have many paying developers, they are all over the internet for free
Majikman
16:58:34
i thought thats whats there at the moment.
windrider
17:02:24
Lost the stream, then it jumped back 20 minutes
GBRedneck
17:02:48
had a couple of hangs in the video but all good now
Majikman
17:07:06
it was when Ewen mentioned my name, causes a stutttttter
bobbeach
17:09:35
Battery life on the 11 Pro is amazingly good
DeepPan
17:13:43
Can we see Greenies answers? :D
DeepPan
17:14:02
I bet his answers will be amazing :)
Joe-iMendMacs
17:15:10
www.iMendMacs.com/contactus
Majikman
17:15:44
You really don’t DeepPan, you really don’t
windrider
17:17:29
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DeepPan
17:17:32
iKnee Edition (Titanium)
patrice
17:18:01
Apple Knee Edition (Titanium)
patrice
17:18:29
my cool thing: https://www.tripmode.ch
DeepPan
17:20:01
You can also accessorise Doc’s knee with a selection of leather or rubber straps! :D
BTNLinks
17:20:38
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Ewen
17:20:52
DeepPan
17:21:33
“Draw me like one of your French girls” :D
DeepPan
17:21:44
… says Muller
Ewen
17:23:38
bobbeach
17:23:40
Does it have a STFU button?
DeepPan
17:26:18
I wish to make a complaint. Callum is far to professional for this network, and it’s making me feel uncomfortable!! :D
DeepPan
17:26:44
Hang on, is Cullum the anti-Muller? :D :D
bobbeach
17:26:54
Coconut battery is really good
bobbeach
17:28:21
The DJI Osmo Pocket is brilliant (yes I do have one)
bobbeach
17:31:15
Got to go shopping. Bye
bobbeach
17:31:21
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Majikman
17:31:29
Thanks guys good show.
Majikman
17:31:52
thanks Chat room
Majikman
17:32:14
Cant make big show so have a good one.
DeepPan
17:33:33
good show all
Joe-iMendMacs
17:33:37
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Majikman
17:34:03
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DeepPan
17:40:25
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iMendMacs-Callum
17:42:06
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DeepPan
17:47:51
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DeepPan
17:56:41
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WesFL
18:39:19
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GBRedneck
18:40:53
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campionuk
18:57:26
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DeepPan
19:04:33
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DeepPan
19:22:13
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Guest7
19:23:38
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Guest7
19:35:46
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batwench
19:51:41
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batwench
19:55:17
Is it still better on Firefox
DeepPan
19:56:38
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jeff
19:58:19
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DeepPan
20:02:00
ring ring
TomF
20:02:17
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TomF_
20:02:29
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JeffG
20:02:45
Calling in, but I don’t get an answer. I blame Skype, of course.
DeepPan
20:03:03
We can hearing it ringing on the feed Jeff
TomF_
20:03:10
Discreetly entered chat room during lunch meeting. Mums the word okay?
JeffG
20:03:17
Well, that’s a start!
TomF_
20:04:14
Can’t watch during meeting, can one of you type transcript into chat for me?
batwench
20:05:10
too much chilli
DeepPan
20:05:17
So, who’s buying a Tesla pickup truck? :D
batwench
20:06:12
DeepPan: it looks bloody stupid
mullerbiker
20:06:14
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Ewen
20:07:09
You guys watching?
batwench
20:07:12
Well only how many days afrer launch our Sadia stuff arrived TODAY
DeepPan
20:07:15
@CampionUK, restart safari, should be OK
DeepPan
20:07:27
live stream is all good
batwench
20:07:29
Try firefly campionuk
batwench
20:07:36
yes we are ewen
batwench
20:07:46
BLUE MAN
TomF_
20:08:21
Already got electric truck DeepPan
DeepPan
20:09:54
Once the ceiling goes up, that’s when you can start hiding the dirt from under the exercise horse! :D
BobBeach
20:10:03
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TomF
20:10:19
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TomF_
20:10:48
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TomF
20:10:59
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DeepPan
20:11:52
Canada’s mass murders, they kill with their kindness!
TomF
20:12:14
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Atley
20:12:19
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batwench
20:13:55
I would bit JeffG anywhere
mullerbiker
20:13:57
Jeffs got a hickey
batwench
20:14:56
ewen we have had snow in Cumbria on some of the hills
batwench
20:15:32
not enough poly plastic to keep in the blood
BobBeach
20:15:37
Not surprised Batwench. It’s bloody freezing
SwampRat
20:17:09
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mullerbiker
20:18:57
some is the operative word batwench
DeepPan
20:18:58
Um, house building question. Wouldn’t it have been better to build a house in Canada in the summer? :D
batwench
20:19:53
Damn was looking to mullerbiker dribbling throughout the epiodes
BobBeach
20:20:35
Surely a dental professor knows what he’s talking about?
patrice
20:22:52
Damn you @campionuk I had the same story :P
campionuk
20:23:16
:) Sorry Patrice..
campionuk
20:23:23
We can team up
DeepPan
20:23:46
You think Microsoft is going more and more enterprise only, leaving XBox brand for consumer?
mullerbiker
20:25:35
camps just hates that cortana might find his favourite porn sites and read them out
DeepPan
20:27:45
Will people want to buy the Microsoft Earbuds, which have been delayed until Spring, if there’s no voice assistant included?
DeepPan
20:29:12
Google is killing one of it’s longest running beta, Google Cloud Print https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/11/google-is-killing-google-cloud-print/
batwench
20:29:35
BIxbie? Sounds like a detective from the 1940's
batwench
20:32:21
I would like to be able to rename my smart home assistant. So instead of saying ‘hey google’ I can say ‘hey Norbert’
mullerbiker
20:32:55
i want hal9000
batwench
20:33:26
And Mr Batwench is currenlty charging up the Stadia controllers, shame he hasnt had his buddy code through yrt for me
batwench
20:34:30
My Dacia has a smart siri thing. Still cant figure it oiut.
batwench
20:35:09
It is lovely to hear Patrice to say ‘mu daughter’ etc so cute
batwench
20:35:13
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batwench
20:35:37
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batwench
20:35:57
Stupid looking bloody car
batwench
20:36:50
anyone rememver the game Car wars
batwench
20:37:15
Looks bloody uncomfortable inside
DeepPan
20:37:39
Is this the only modern that’s been nowhere near a wind tunnel during it’s development?
batwench
20:38:02
shit if the space rockets are made of that stuff and it broke - bollocks
batwench
20:39:15
Well it just shattered, not toally collapse = win (right)
DeepPan
20:39:18
It might be able to pull all that weight, but it ain’t going to be pulling the ladies! :D
mullerbiker
20:40:18
has atley frozen again?
DeepPan
20:41:01
Atley looks like he’s forgotten where the bodies are
mullerbiker
20:41:49
Atley pay you internet bill
batwench
20:41:49
one of my tortoises smells of coffee
DeepPan
20:42:06
Hang on, has Elon built this truck because a varient of it will be sold to the US military? Ker-ching!
Atley
20:45:18
skype crashed, brb
mullerbiker
20:45:25
Mounties are outside Atleys shed
batwench
20:47:25
Anyone know how MrB can get into chat room on Surface book as it is not liking it on chormw
Ewen
20:47:44
He needs to use Atleys App @batwench
batwench
20:48:09
which is?
batwench
20:48:29
hold on he may have it
BobBeach
20:49:20
I think its called BTN Chat Batwench
batwench
20:49:20
HOW MUCH?????
DeepPan
20:49:24
Do they come with a silver chain, so you can use them to stop water draining out of the silk?
batwench
20:51:27
Putin = Democracy?????
BobBeach
20:52:41
Becoming?!
batwench
20:53:00
Niet
BobBeach
20:53:20
It’s a disgrace that Boris won’t release that report
mrbatwench
20:54:22
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batwench
20:56:34
My mate lives in China (he married a lovely lady) and although he gets onto FaceBook but he knows that he is being monitored
batwench
20:56:55
are you there mrbatwench
mrbatwench
20:57:06
I am there
batwench
20:57:25
I can see you mother
mrbatwench
20:57:52
Thought Atley's app came with a stealtyh feature for a moment there.
Atley
20:58:15
lol
mrbatwench
20:58:46
I have been instructed to confirm that the tortoise smells of coffee.
batwench
20:59:41
Listen mrbatwench I had to instruct you to get your own access to the cr. so cese your moaning
mrbatwench
21:00:10
Very difficult to spot mailicious silicone if soemone has the control of a manufacturing facility
mrbatwench
21:01:37
Issue with 5G is more that a core part of moving to a software defined networking model and this makes verification there is nothing untoward going on much more difficult.
mrbatwench
21:02:37
Russian story is part of a wider Russian Policy of establishing both internet and wider digital independence form the rest of the world.
mrbatwench
21:03:28
The ;phone Ewen. Definately the phone
batwench
21:03:36
JeffG: is being very quite on this
mrbatwench
21:04:10
Batwench cares
DeepPan
21:04:17
The plug will send you updates on the fibre in your diet! :D
batwench
21:04:18
JeffG: I have no idea
batwench
21:04:24
he needed a bat
batwench
21:04:27
bath
batwench
21:04:35
show title]
batwench
21:04:50
Turtles are difference
batwench
21:05:13
You have to bath them as it helps them get in water
batwench
21:06:06
Had to explaing that joke to MrB
batwench
21:06:33
Well it would be a wasite of gin
DeepPan
21:08:10
DeepPan
21:08:16
DeepPan
21:08:26
batwench
21:08:45
My boys in a bath
DeepPan
21:09:33
Ewen, if it knew what was sitting on it, it might detect the plug! :D
batwench
21:09:49
there is a link before ewen
DeepPan
21:10:29
It’s not called “Large Shelf”, It’s an “Enterprise Shelf”! :D
mrbatwench
21:11:18
Strictly Gin next visit then Ewen
batwench
21:11:24
My cat neo drinks their bath water@
BobBeach
21:13:15
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batwench
21:13:49
That is far too anal for stationary supplies. Trust me I know
mrbatwench
21:14:38
What the cat drinking the bath water
Atley
21:14:44
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mrbatwench
21:14:55
What about google Stadia Ewen
Atley
21:14:55
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Atley
21:15:06
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DeepPan
21:16:11
“Do you know how to use a mic?” :D
Atley
21:16:20
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Atley
21:17:25
skype has shit the bed again...
Atley
21:18:05
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Atley
21:19:26
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mullerbiker
21:19:42
``think Atley gone out hunting again
patrice
21:21:41
My cool thing:
patrice
21:21:41
patrice
21:21:52
My cool thing:
patrice
21:21:52
BobBeach
21:22:30
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mullerbiker
21:22:36
BobBeach
21:22:56
I was terrible at Hot Lava, but I’m terrible at most games
batwench
21:23:00
Look pretty
batwench
21:23:36
BobBeach: even lego games beat me but I love them. Some of us are not natural gamers but just go with the fun
batwench
21:24:31
That is AWESOME
batwench
21:25:41
15 rashers of bacon with maple syrup at present exchgange rate
batwench
21:27:23
He looks like Louis Therox
DeepPan
21:27:27
Snowden was on Joe Rogan recently, very interesting
Atley
21:27:30
its £42.91
batwench
21:28:02
Atley: I would prefer a bacon exchange rate
batwench
21:32:46
ewen are you doing a santa show for xmas
batwench
21:33:24
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Atley
21:33:56
LOL it would cost a lot of bacon!
batwench
21:34:15
really upset about santa
mrbatwench
21:34:25
Batchench sad:-(
BobBeach
21:34:43
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batwench
21:34:58
I am on a works do on 13th
batwench
21:35:22
Pre - record it
Atley
21:35:27
you know it!
Atley
21:35:30
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batwench
21:36:02
yuck foo
DeepPan
21:36:28
live infront of a recorded audience :D
mrbatwench
21:36:59
BTN quiz at Batwench's Works Christmas Doo
batwench
21:37:16
sounds good to me - outside broadcast
campionuk
21:37:23
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JeffG
21:37:28
bye gang!
mrbatwench
21:37:30
bye all!
DeepPan
21:37:33
laters all, good show
JeffG
21:37:34
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batwench
21:37:34
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mullerbiker
21:37:38
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mrbatwench
21:37:41
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DeepPan
21:37:48
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SwampRat
21:38:18
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Ewen
21:38:33
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BTNLinks
21:42:19
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patrice
21:51:23
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mullerbiker
22:44:54
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mullerbiker
22:44:56
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November 22 2019 22:44:56