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Time
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tushar
8:34:44
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tushar
8:35:09
hi iam so keen to chat
tushar
8:35:24
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BTNLinks
15:14:28
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DeepPan
15:43:03
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Ewen
15:43:41
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DeepPan
15:44:08
afternoon :)
mullerbiker
15:46:53
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Ewen
15:52:45
Afternoon. Broadcasting I hope
Ewen
15:52:49
]With no Cyclon
DeepPan
15:53:27
got video
DeepPan
15:54:38
and audio :)
markherenow
15:55:27
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markherenow
15:55:46
Afternoon Ewen and all
mullerbiker
15:55:59
Hello peeps
james_R
15:58:34
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james_R
15:58:37
yo
james_R
15:58:40
room
james_R
15:59:29
line please?
markherenow
15:59:32
Hi James
james_R
15:59:43
not had it
james_R
15:59:44
you twat
mullerbiker
16:00:12
Jame_R Dick
mullerbiker
16:00:42
Is a badge of glory baby sick
jeff
16:01:42
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james_R
16:02:51
bullshiiit MULLER
mullerbiker
16:04:08
James_R must be a strange baby to poo bull shit
mullerbiker
16:06:49
Ewen give her the link to our Christmas boozy podcast
DeepPan
16:09:03
No “Sex in a Canoe” Beer - F*cking close to water! :D
patrice
16:14:01
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mullerbiker
16:15:08
Can we get some samples ;)
mullerbiker
16:15:21
James you keboard is loud
james_R
16:16:26
good
james_R
16:17:05
ok mic switched to my actual mike and not my iMac
mullerbiker
16:17:45
Is it raining men Doc?
mullerbiker
16:22:17
So due to apples poor design you have to go without you laptop....
mullerbiker
16:22:33
why don?t they lend some out ....
DeepPan
16:30:21
I wonder how much the US Gov would be willing to subsidise/tax-break/bribe FoxCon build a US factory and apprentice scheme
GBRedneck
16:34:09
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GBRedneck
16:34:19
afternoon all
mullerbiker
16:34:38
Afternoon
patrice
16:34:53
Morning
DeepPan
16:35:20
Technical, there isn’t a massive difference, but people still strive to have the latest and let everyone else know they have it
mullerbiker
16:35:52
My XR will do me for at least 2 to 3 years
Ewen
16:36:26
7
Ewen
16:36:32
oops
james_R
16:39:21
photo show early
james_R
16:39:29
than advertised
mullerbiker
16:39:39
YES
DeepPan
16:40:20
Greenie hitting the tech aspect hard! ;)
mullerbiker
16:40:27
Greenie your porn snaps are arty you still want to be l;ess grainey
DeepPan
16:41:00
porn snaps = “Paint me like one of your French girls!” :D
james_R
16:41:11
lol @ deeppan
bobbeach
16:41:44
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mullerbiker
16:42:16
mullerbiker
16:42:28
pictures even
bobbeach
16:44:24
Exactly Patrice. Probably biased results
mullerbiker
16:44:53
They be stolen in an instant
james_R
16:46:12
omg that made me laugh alot
bobbeach
16:47:08
If they gave me a Surface :Laptop at work I'd be extremely happy
mullerbiker
16:47:28
hospitals don?t need PC on desk.... they need dumb terminals linked the network
DeepPan
16:48:15
V.true Muller
bobbeach
16:48:24
If they gave me a Dell XPS I'd be equally happy. Just depends on the PC you're given
Graham
16:48:45
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DeepPan
16:49:09
most enterprise users don’t need the processing power of a desktop
Graham
16:49:16
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DeepPan
16:49:49
be it Windows, Mac, whatever
bobbeach
16:50:24
It's the CC version isn't it, not Classic?
markherenow
16:52:29
I wouldn’t want a new Mac for work with the current keyboard issues.
DeepPan
16:54:30
no iMac then? :D
mullerbiker
16:56:44
Jame you never paid for netflix
mullerbiker
16:57:01
you got short arms and deep pockets
markherenow
16:57:03
:) Work on high specced Dell laptops for last 15 years, never had a key or keyboard problem. Use an old Mac air for home use, would love to upgrade but not paying top ££££ with those Mac notebook keyboard issues
bobbeach
16:57:37
I agree with you James that Netflix is now better. But I still think it's mainly quantity not quality
bobbeach
16:59:36
Roma?
james_R
17:00:13
my mate pays my netflix - thanks -= 4k too
james_R
17:00:30
he also pays my sky package ( i get sky go on my ps4) Hurrah!
james_R
17:00:34
sooooo much telly
james_R
17:00:52
and thx bobbeach
DeepPan
17:01:28
between $5m & $30m doesn’t get you much of a movie in 2019
bobbeach
17:02:55
Totally agree Ewen. The script is the most important thing
Ewen
17:03:12
Blair Bitch Project
mullerbiker
17:05:01
Breath..... ahhh
mullerbiker
17:06:15
The speaker is good too
mullerbiker
17:07:22
Greenie looks sinister in shadow
markherenow
17:07:23
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markherenow_
17:07:23
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Ewen
17:11:17
Docs Cool thingy - https://en.rode.com/wirelessgo
DeepPan
17:11:24
Hoya Apple Display stand? :D
markherenow_
17:15:05
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DeepPan
17:17:24
@james_R are you re-assembling your Walther PPK? :D
james_R
17:17:46
hmmm you will see @deeppan
DeepPan
17:18:08
Do you expect me to talk @james_R? :D
james_R
17:18:31
i xpect everyne to talk @ deeppan
articmusher
17:18:37
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DeepPan
17:18:46
seems reasonable :D
articmusher
17:21:34
i used to have the tile and moved to the trackr ones as they had swapable batteries were 3 for £69 just as good as the tile
DeepPan
17:22:06
oh crap! Tile have got their own shop on Amazon :D
bobbeach
17:22:15
Rode Wireless Go is £179 on Amazon UK
DeepPan
17:23:41
oh, was looking at the new Sandisks
patrice
17:30:30
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DeepPan
17:31:05
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bobbeach
17:31:38
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james_R
17:31:54
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Ewen
17:34:29
Back at 6pm for Photo Show
JeffG
17:37:52
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articmusher
17:45:38
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bobbeach
18:02:10
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bobbeach
18:02:45
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BenGillam
18:05:14
Evening
BenGillam
18:06:09
What url should stream be at britishtechnetwork.com/live says not streaming and live.britishtechnetwork.com says something about steam not supported (on iPhone here)
Ewen
18:06:36
We are live now
BenGillam
18:06:52
Ahh got it now thanks
bobbeach
18:07:46
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BenGillam
18:08:21
Managed to get VLC to play stream in background so I can use chat room at same time on mobile 👍🏼
BenGillam
18:08:45
The woman is scum, doesn’t surprise me
bobbeach
18:09:03
Bit harsh Ben !
BenGillam
18:17:11
So is pledging to remove all remainers from the cabinet - hardly democratic
BenGillam
18:17:23
Didn’t have a problem with her until she came put with that nonsense
mullerbiker
18:27:20
england lost
GBRedneck
18:28:49
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BenGillam
18:29:20
If there’s any way to get an extra question in, any tips for teaching your mother how to use a DSLR any good books or YouTube channels recommended ? I’ve tried to talk her through it but not sure I have the patience 🤣
mullerbiker
18:30:07
Give her a point and shoot
mullerbiker
18:31:49
DSLR... Don?t Shoot Ladies with rabbits
BenGillam
18:32:38
Lol, thanks
BenGillam
18:34:06
No rush if you don’t have was just a passing thing
BenGillam
18:34:13
Thank you 👍🏼
BenGillam
18:35:01
I’ll email anything in future, my first photo show didn’t know about the procedure
bobbeach
18:35:57
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BenGillam
18:46:35
@mullerbiker did has one and does alright but wanted to try a proper camera, she’s had a lot of health issues so not working at the moment but she needs a hobby to get her teeth into to perk her up a bit
mullerbiker
18:47:28
I hardly touch my DSLR I mainly use my phone
BenGillam
18:47:34
I think part of issue is tech resistance find some people think they are too old and won’t understand and they put up a wall rather than just going with it and giving it a go
BenGillam
18:48:51
I’ve been without dslr for a few years, had a canon 350d and learnt loads but had to sell when I got made redundant about 7 years ago
BenGillam
18:49:36
Once we’ve moved might look again. Phone cameras are great but find it easier to take better photos with dslr.
mullerbiker
19:05:28
I have the 1200D must get it out or sell it
DeepPan
19:44:41
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Ewen
19:49:25
Evening
DeepPan
19:52:38
hellooooo
batwench
19:54:12
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DeepPan
19:55:09
batwench
19:55:44
HelloBoys -I am holiday mode
DeepPan
19:56:07
batwench
19:56:21
Thought that feed had frozen but it was just ewen being v v still
BenGillam
19:57:10
Haha
BenGillam
19:57:17
Evening all
batwench
19:58:15
it has all gone quiet though
batwench
20:02:14
Sharon could have gotten less for manslaughter
mullerbiker
20:02:34
Ewen the old romantic
campionuk
20:02:38
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jeff
20:02:42
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BenGillam
20:02:56
Bless you!
batwench
20:03:52
Ewen you can get married legally at blaxksmith - although you might nit have been able tp at the time as the law changed
batwench
20:04:13
mullerbiker: I have one of those
batwench
20:04:21
JeffG: my shopping pal
JeffG
20:04:35
Indeed
Ewen
20:04:37
Maybe now but 22 years ago we were told that you couldnt. We may have been lied to but there wasnt the ubiquity of civil service locations back then
mullerbiker
20:05:10
batwench ?
batwench
20:05:32
Can I just say that Baby Unicorns are not as cute as Baby Hippogriffs. Wizards Unite
batwench
20:06:04
mullerbiker: I have no idea either.
batwench
20:06:22
brb about to serve main meal
batwench
20:13:00
Helllllloooo I am back
batwench
20:14:17
I am hoping that Ewens person is at the Little Bash. I want to ask questions as I am well impressed with what it has done with Ewen and I know it works
mullerbiker
20:14:26
you lot should buy kaftans
batwench
20:14:52
Ewen - Mr batwench say look for Charles Wilson T-SHirts on Amazon
batwench
20:15:02
cheap but good quality
batwench
20:16:30
ewen - next - online and try yours clothing their male rane
batwench
20:16:33
range
DeepPan
20:16:38
@Ewen, try M&S
batwench
20:17:08
Ewen - no you cant - different cut.
batwench
20:17:51
Ewen - Mrbatwench is wearing his now
DeepPan
20:17:52
for the trousers
batwench
20:18:50
mullerbiker probably be cheaper for new suits. Althering suit jackets are basically bastering
batwench
20:21:34
Meant to type a bastered to alter as it would mean re-cutting all of the panels
DeepPan
20:22:28
@Ewen I have to get the larger trouser to allow for my muscular thighs! :D
batwench
20:22:34
I just had dyslexic fingers
batwench
20:22:51
ewen - yeap that it is.
batwench
20:23:21
Ewen - it is the summer solstice he is proably still dancing around stone henge
bobbeach
20:24:05
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batwench
20:24:40
Ewen Your High Vis is BRIGHT
DeepPan
20:25:40
@Ewen, Is Muller’s shot a bad DeepFake of Gollum? :D
batwench
20:26:08
campionuk: are you doing sponsorehip?
batwench
20:27:09
The days are mostly the same lenght - its the longest day of daylight
DeepPan
20:27:18
Go on Muller, I’m owed a nasty one back from you now ;)
campionuk
20:27:26
I havent @batwench I may do an Ultra early next year so will save it for then.
batwench
20:27:28
in the northern hemispghere
batwench
20:27:47
campionuk: considering yourself sponsered
batwench
20:28:02
Big Chris still has the voice of choclate so size dont matter
campionuk
20:28:29
awesome, thanks
batwench
20:28:51
Does Will have a monkey on his bed?
batwench
20:29:35
mullerbiker: I would not have turned that down. Love a great book token.
mullerbiker
20:30:06
batwench I pop into town to have a look...
batwench
20:30:17
will that is soooooo cute love the name
mullerbiker
20:30:26
jeff camps is really paulums
DeepPan
20:30:58
not the future of MY money :)
batwench
20:31:18
Yes but the people who do not have a bank account proabbbly dont have a computer either
batwench
20:31:34
So all very 1st world apps etc
DeepPan
20:31:50
Would facebook sell my personal profile AND financial profile to 3rd parties? :D
DeepPan
20:34:51
Facebook currency - Zuck Bucks! :D
batwench
20:34:53
JeffG: we had it during the insudtral revolution in the uk
bobbeach
20:35:08
None of us are on the gold standard!!!
JeffG
20:35:39
That makes sense. Of course company script wasn’t limited to the US
bobbeach
20:35:50
All currency is fiat money
batwench
20:36:08
The UK sold there
batwench
20:36:10
theres
bobbeach
20:36:28
The gold standard is defienitely not eh solution!!!!
trigger
20:36:50
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bobbeach
20:37:40
No!!! It was a disaster
bobbeach
20:38:42
Britain, and other countries, going back on the gold standard after the first world war helped to bring about the great depression
BenGillam
20:39:04
I used to use PayPal as a selling and buying fund and not touching bank, but now the direct bank stuff means I just use that now
DeepPan
20:39:19
TomF
20:39:49
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TomF_
20:39:53
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bobbeach
20:40:18
Any asset to act as money must perform three functions: universal medium of exchange, store of value, unit of account
BenGillam
20:41:09
Anyone else’s stream just gone?
DeepPan
20:41:54
I wonder if this is Facebooks aim at 3rd world countries, same as Facebook was going to be THE internet for those areas, all done via cheap smartphones
DeepPan
20:42:04
stream is fine
bobbeach
20:42:36
No Greenie
DeepPan
20:42:43
replace physical cash for those areas
bobbeach
20:42:53
A notes' intrinsic value is peanuts
TomF_
20:43:01
Can I use a bitcoin to flip to decide which restaurant to go to?
bobbeach
20:43:04
paper and ink
DeepPan
20:43:07
without all the security checks of joining a bank
batwench
20:44:40
I have discovered that some taxi’s take card
trigger
20:45:12
Barbers and fish and chip shop the only places I need cash
bobbeach
20:45:15
For decades the biggest majority of the money supply has been bank deposits (literally just numbers in an account)
bobbeach
20:45:57
Would you store your savings in Libra?!!!
bobbeach
20:46:24
Exactly Jeff. It has to be a universal medium of exchnage
DeepPan
20:46:27
Would anyone seriously trust Facebook with their cash?
TomF
20:46:29
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BenGillam
20:47:21
I can picture balance based advertising
BenGillam
20:47:33
Or selling your approx balance info
bobbeach
20:47:59
Apple pay is a just a means of transferring bank deposits
bobbeach
20:48:13
It's not a curreny
DeepPan
20:48:35
Jus tsay no to Zuck Bucks! :D
BenGillam
20:48:49
Lol
bobbeach
20:49:02
Zuck Bucks ! I like it
trigger
20:50:53
Imagine if the treasury operated a fee free digital payment system
trigger
20:51:43
Or the Bank of England or whoever it would be
bobbeach
20:52:14
If you seriously want to understand about money, thers is an excellent article in the Bank Of England Quarterly Bulletin 2014 Q1 | Volume 54 No. 1
bobbeach
20:53:11
Don't drink and drone!
TomF_
20:53:22
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mullerbiker
20:54:09
Catch you patner cheating
TomF_
20:54:32
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batwench
20:55:20
There has been some Ho-Ha regarding drone surveliaance at work. We have recenlty had some industrial action and therefore pickets have caused delays getting onto site. They have been sending drones up to ‘keep an eye on the traffice’. It has been mentioned in high level meetings that they have actully been used to spy on people who are using mobile phones while not moving in queues, with engines off a
batwench
20:55:21
reporting them.
TomF_
20:56:01
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bobbeach
20:57:29
If anyone is interested!
BenGillam
20:57:32
Bit like the cctv in stations that puts black boxes over the sh*tter in the cells
BenGillam
20:58:03
Though these days you could probably get machine learning to recognise windows and obscure them
DeepPan
21:01:50
would footage be admissable as evidence?
BenGillam
21:01:55
Do you need signage in U.K. for home based cctv like you do in businesses?
bobbeach
21:03:07
How long before we all have a telescreen installed?!
DeepPan
21:03:12
Ring sell a replacement door peephole now!! https://en-uk.ring.com/products/door-view-cam
DeepPan
21:05:21
Greenie been eating THOSE mushrooms for breakfast again? :D
BigChrisAshley
21:06:27
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BenGillam
21:08:34
Beautube :)
bobbeach
21:08:40
£100 that's disgusting
bobbeach
21:10:25
Microsoft stole the Apple show!
BigChrisAshley
21:11:59
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DeepPan
21:12:45
Motion Capture as part of new ARKit3 https://youtu.be/VKSFVLO_qaI
DeepPan
21:14:05
MineCraft dem from WWDC2019 https://youtu.be/jFsiX2luvf4
BigChrisAshley
21:15:07
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DeepPan
21:21:25
Microsoft are still going down the X-Cloud route too though, right? Similar lines to Google Stadia
BigChrisAshley
21:21:39
Yup for sure
bobbeach
21:22:08
An oldie but a goodie
DeepPan
21:23:31
Yet another thing switching to a subscription service, stream games
bobbeach
21:23:33
Jet Set Willy !
DeepPan
21:23:45
No more LamaSoft! :D
DeepPan
21:24:01
Manic Miner :)
BigChrisAshley
21:24:25
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BenGillam
21:27:40
I this is where apples auto segmentation of iot stuff from rest of network would be good
BenGillam
21:27:57
If tv is at risk lock it off so it can’t go laterally to your main network and computers etc
bobbeach
21:28:48
What could a virus infecting the TV software do? Steal passwords?
BenGillam
21:29:09
Sniff traffic potentially
BenGillam
21:30:08
If you can get code execution you could end up with a rogue dhcp server which would send your traffic on to your router but route through their own servers
bobbeach
21:30:08
Don't think there is an anti-virus software on my Panasonic
DeepPan
21:30:16
On an internet connected consumer appliance, shouldn’t AV already been running automatically?
BenGillam
21:30:56
Similar thing happened when some draytek routers had a bug and hackers forced in some settings to bypass traffic through their systems to sniff info and passwords etc
BenGillam
21:31:33
Does anyone know what the Samsung stuff runs on? Is it Linux based or its own os?
DeepPan
21:32:39
Tizen I think
BenGillam
21:32:58
Isn’t that what their watch platform was based off?
bobbeach
21:33:00
Don't want Alexa to see that big man on the end of your bed Greenie
trigger
21:34:01
Every 'other' OS is based on Linux
DeepPan
21:34:01
Never mind the camera on your phone, what about the always on mic?
DeepPan
21:35:53
Today is “National Selfie Day” in the US. I can’t see it, myself! :D
DeepPan
21:37:44
Sounds like that thing should have a kick-starter on it! :D
DeepPan
21:38:42
It runs on diesel!
bobbeach
21:39:29
Sports massage? Is that what they call it now?
Ewen
21:39:34
Look familiar
campionuk
21:39:40
tis indeed Bob
BenGillam
21:39:47
Haha
DeepPan
21:40:09
30 minutes, if you include smoking the cigarette afterwards :D
Ewen
21:40:23
And really much more expensive than Camps Roller - https://sybian.com/
BenGillam
21:40:37
😂
bobbeach
21:41:18
Affinity Designer and Photo are both excellent. So I reckon this could be great too
DeepPan
21:41:41
Any story that starts, “I was thinking of using the link that Muller posted …” NEVER ends well! :D
bobbeach
21:44:23
affinity publisher for mac or windows is currently 20% off
bobbeach
21:44:46
£38.99
BigChrisAshley
21:45:06
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bobbeach
21:46:18
21:45 and its still like 6pm here!
trigger
21:47:32
er no twilight has begun
BigChrisAshley
21:48:17
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DeepPan
21:48:46
Ewen
21:51:29
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bobbeach
21:51:30
byeee
BenGillam
21:51:31
Great show thanks all
JeffG
21:51:41
bye gang
JeffG
21:51:46
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DeepPan
21:51:50
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campionuk
21:51:54
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BenGillam
21:52:01
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bobbeach
21:52:18
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BTNLinks
21:53:12
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mullerbiker
21:54:01
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trigger
21:58:46
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batwench
23:42:23
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June 21 2019 23:42:23