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ToddLudlam
6:13:36
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ToddLudlam
6:15:52
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ToddLudlam
6:22:23
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ToddLudlam
6:28:06
hello
ToddLudlam
6:56:57
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BTNLinks_
15:35:17
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Ewen
15:39:21
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DeepPan
15:47:41
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Ewen
15:49:13
Afternoon
DeepPan
15:55:56
afternoon
DeepPan
15:56:15
Top greenscreen vid @Ewen :)
DeepPan
15:57:16
It did look like you had fun :)
DeepPan
15:57:57
Just hope The House of Mouse don’t object to the end credits :)
DeepPan
15:58:51
Lol, BRING IT ON! :D
DeepPan
16:02:58
So, an iPhone XS or a display stand, both $999? :D
DeepPan
16:04:47
…. or a large iPad Pro? :D
DeepPan
16:05:53
@ewen, that’s crap photoshop! :D
bobbeach
16:06:21
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DeepPan
16:06:35
the old pic looks like you’ve been left in the canal for 6 months! :D
DeepPan
16:08:41
well done though mate, very chuffed :)
Majikman
16:08:52
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Majikman
16:09:30
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bobbeach
16:10:01
Hey where's Ewen gone? Oh there he is on the right
bobbeach
16:11:40
Where have you been Greenie?
DeepPan
16:12:05
He goes home for lunch too! :D
DeepPan
16:13:27
I take it Greenies tech pick this week ISN’T more internet bandwidth :D :D
bobbeach
16:14:01
Hi Doc
DeepPan
16:14:25
All I remember of Trading Places is THAT Jamie Lee Curtis scene
DeepPan
16:15:36
What’s the name of your nutritionist again @Ewen?
bobbeach
16:16:09
I didn't think Patrice wore glasses
DeepPan
16:17:45
Ewen, if you could get a tech angle with the nutrition, then your audience would be all over ads :)
bobbeach
16:20:14
Work for a living? No thanks
bobbeach
16:21:06
Is Greenie on dialup?
DeepPan
16:22:41
Hope he’s sitting down as, if he’s standing, it’ll cost an extra grand! ;)
bobbeach
16:23:26
Thieving bashtards!
bobbeach
16:25:25
Book him Danno
bobbeach
16:28:47
Both Doc and Patrice are missing the point. The question is why should any stand cost that much, whoever makes it?
DeepPan
16:28:51
Which company will bring out an alternate stand first? :)
DeepPan
16:29:56
I’m guessing that the Pro people working with and advising Apple about the Pro, will have given feedback about making the stand a separate and offer a VESA adapter
DeepPan
16:31:36
How long until TwelveSouth offer a stand?
bobbeach
16:35:09
Irrelevant, Doc
bobbeach
16:35:50
I don't care what Apple charged in the past
DeepPan
16:36:56
I used to deliver and install Mac 2fx with SuperMac monitors. Heavy AF! :D
bobbeach
16:37:27
It's called technological progress and the economies of scale it results in
DeepPan
16:37:49
Bobbeach, it’s also called market demain
DeepPan
16:37:54
demnd
bobbeach
16:41:30
Isn't the new cheese grater design driven by the need to keep it cool?
DeepPan
16:42:02
The big question is ….. why isn’t this new Pro machine in Space Grey? :)
bobbeach
16:42:34
It si portable - it has wheels!
bobbeach
16:43:34
Has Greenie fallen asleep?
DeepPan
16:44:09
Tech specs say 18kg, almost 40lbs
bobbeach
16:46:51
Bloody hell, we're still on the Mac Pro.
DeepPan
16:47:31
You need to be somewhere else Bob? :D
bobbeach
16:47:39
no!
DeepPan
16:49:32
Not late for a class at the charm school? :D :D
bobbeach
16:50:13
middling guys?!
DeepPan
16:51:45
eBay has trashcan Mac Pro from about £1200 up to £2500
DeepPan
16:55:40
Accessability, combined with the new Siri voice processing, was amazing
bobbeach
16:55:57
Yes, Apple are really good with accessibility
DeepPan
16:56:57
Google who?
bobbeach
17:02:45
Swift UI looks awesome
bobbeach
17:05:12
iPadOS was the killer new change for me
bobbeach
17:05:38
Can't wait to run it on my iPad Pro
DeepPan
17:07:32
If the HomePod can now deal with multiple user accounts, I’ve got to think the iPadOS won’t be far behind
bobbeach
17:08:34
iPadOS makes Catalyst easier surely?
DeepPan
17:08:46
And you can use your “Sign in with Apple” button :)
DeepPan
17:11:18
Reducing internal storage is part of the drive to services, cloud storage
bobbeach
17:19:13
OneDrive has that. It's called Files on Demand
bobbeach
17:21:26
It is well crafted
TomF
17:26:24
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TomF
17:26:34
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Ewen
17:32:12
Ewen
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bobbeach
17:38:36
And it is absolutely brilliant Ewen
bobbeach
17:40:11
Your green screen video
bobbeach
17:40:50
You're old Greenie
bobbeach
17:45:48
bye
bobbeach
17:46:04
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Ewen
17:46:43
See yall later
DeepPan
17:48:43
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DeepPan
17:50:23
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DeepPan
17:51:00
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DeepPan
19:28:24
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windrider
19:50:29
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windrider
19:50:42
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mullerbiker
19:56:30
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Ewen
19:57:08
James Cool THingy - https://meater.com/
DeepPan
19:57:33
Evening all
DeepPan
19:58:01
Hamilton out for rest of FP2
DeepPan
19:59:08
it’s only FP2, nothing important :)
Ewen
19:59:29
What did Hamilton do t be out? Bout time for component changes
windrider
19:59:57
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DeepPan
20:00:06
Caught a curb, back end slapped the wall
DeepPan
20:00:22
wheel face against the wall
bartb
20:00:44
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DeepPan
20:01:01
They’re currently stripping the back end off his car to investigate
DeepPan
20:01:45
At least with Andoid you can skin it more with MS services, if you’re in the MS environment
TomF
20:02:14
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TomF
20:02:51
You’re wearing my company’s colors Ewen Purple!
DeepPan
20:03:10
Put the MS launcher on Android https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/launcher
DeepPan
20:05:11
OnePlus? Huawei?
TomF
20:05:31
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Atley
20:06:16
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DeepPan
20:08:30
The toilets on the ISS will now be coin operated! :D
Atley
20:11:13
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BenGillam
20:13:49
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BenGillam
20:14:34
Am I here not sure I’ve connected
bobbeach
20:14:40
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BenGillam
20:14:51
Hmm yep working :) evening all
mullerbiker
20:14:59
yep
bobbeach
20:15:21
ive explained this before its the difference between countably infinite and uncountably infinite
windrider
20:16:07
Infinity divided by 2 plus 1
windrider
20:17:30
Tunnelbear connections tend to be slower than others
DeepPan
20:17:38
NordVPN?
DeepPan
20:17:59
ExpressVPN
TomF
20:18:45
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windrider
20:18:55
Pure VPN tend to preclude iOS apps in certain markets
DeepPan
20:19:23
Nord and Express are usually in the top 10 of reviews
TomF
20:19:45
I did advanced math and physics in college and u guys making my head explode
DeepPan
20:19:55
check if you want multiple devices on it, or even run it on the router
bobbeach
20:20:19
im good at maths
windrider
20:20:47
I was initially intending to use PureVPN but they had no iOS app available in Australia at the time, they do now.
DeepPan
20:20:57
setting up Express VPN on the router
bobbeach
20:21:01
fuck off muller
mullerbiker
20:22:05
:)
DeepPan
20:24:50
BenGillam
20:26:25
Remember seeing something like that a few years ago, snoop dogg was singing with 2pac at coachella
DeepPan
20:28:40
@bartb It looks like you can try both ExpressVPN and NordVPN free for 30 days
GBRedneck
20:30:15
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TomF
20:30:22
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GBRedneck
20:30:30
evenin all
BenGillam
20:30:37
Evening
DeepPan
20:31:14
Was the show called “Chuck up or Chuck out”? :D
TomF
20:35:28
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TomF
20:35:48
Plenty of graphene applications, problem is reliable manufacturing
GBRedneck
20:36:31
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TomF
20:37:30
My point exactly Ewen no good til they can make it in volume
DeepPan
20:37:47
Ewen, found a story about something you’ve hinted at previously :) https://www.wired.co.uk/article/dyson-electric-car-plans
BenGillam
20:41:30
Very difficult to photograph it I found, way too much light pollution
BenGillam
20:41:43
Well without going miles and miles into the country
mullerbiker
20:44:11
Go to amazon and type Isle of Man TT body warmer and scroll down
windrider
20:44:58
More specifically, go to amazon.co.uk for that
DeepPan
20:46:05
Space Funerals?
DeepPan
20:46:41
Especially if you can dress it up like Star Trek :D
bobbeach
20:48:15
Richard Of York GAve Battle IN Vain!
TomF
20:48:46
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DeepPan
20:49:53
That’s why I posted the Dyson one Ewen, just stick to what’s in the story, and you’ll be safe ;)
DeepPan
20:50:59
I’m guessing anything related to the Nazis would be banned from YouTube in Germany anyway
bobbeach
20:51:40
Re different infinities, this is excellent
bobbeach
20:51:47
DeepPan
20:52:02
You mean the BBC, the state sponsored broadcaster? :D
bobbeach
20:53:45
There were lots of funny references to the Dark Side
DeepPan
20:54:30
His presentations are always the fun part of a keynote
BenGillam
20:54:59
Seen a video of it before I think. Goats climb on you whilst you pose
DeepPan
20:55:10
windrider
20:56:00
You goat to be joking!
bobbeach
20:56:02
He had a message that said "Hello darkness", and the reply was "My old friend"
BenGillam
20:56:08
Screenshot looks safe
BenGillam
20:56:10
:)
DeepPan
20:56:23
Two Girls, One Goat!
BenGillam
20:56:27
Lol
bobbeach
20:57:46
Wasn't it "do no evil"?
windrider
20:58:13
Don’t be a c*&#.
DeepPan
21:00:29
You’re welcome :)
DeepPan
21:01:47
And, the circus won’t stink of animal shit! :D
mullerbiker
21:02:17
Biut it will smell of Barts vomit
windrider
21:02:33
Smellephant
DeepPan
21:02:55
I bet this could combine well with Cirque du Soleil for a show
DeepPan
21:03:17
cheaper to tour the show as well, no animals to transport
BenGillam
21:03:29
Smell of elephant musk? Hope that’s not an insight in your aftershave collection 😂
DeepPan
21:05:22
Ah, with hologram animals, you can also have shows with animals that are extinct
DeepPan
21:06:19
dancing t-rex :D
DeepPan
21:06:45
a show that animates evolution
windrider
21:06:46
Planetarium & dinosaurs holograms at the circus
bobbeach
21:08:23
the humming bird was good
windrider
21:10:08
Deliver Amazon parcels from ISS via drones
windrider
21:10:57
only need two bullets to get the Beatles back together
DeepPan
21:11:25
glad you all liked it, happy to help :)
windrider
21:12:49
DeepPan, you were on fire tonight
DeepPan
21:13:09
Must be something in the water! :D
bobbeach
21:13:21
Link?
DeepPan
21:13:24
Hoya making Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses? :)
bobbeach
21:15:24
Need links to cool things
DeepPan
21:15:57
The Cycle of Bart, now trackable on the new AppleWatch update!
Ewen
21:16:01
Ewen’s Cool THingy - https://www.rev.com
bobbeach
21:16:05
Yes its a good app Muller
windrider
21:17:24
Maybe they could do a show on infinity……
bobbeach
21:21:54
Poor MIlton Keynes
DeepPan
21:22:01
Milton Keynes, created by SimCity V1.0 :D
DeepPan
21:26:33
quiet a nicely chilled show all, well done :)
bobbeach
21:28:57
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DeepPan
21:30:35
@bartb, Looks like both Nord & Express VPN do 30 days free, to try them out
windrider
21:31:14
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mullerbiker
21:31:25
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Ewen
21:31:49
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DeepPan
21:32:02
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bartb
21:32:14
g'night all
BTNLinks_
21:32:16
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bartb
21:32:19
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mullerbiker
22:46:34
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mullerbiker
22:47:21
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June 07 2019 22:47:21