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ALAN
4:24:55
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ALAN
4:25:09
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Chillz
8:11:56
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Chillz
8:12:29
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mullerbiker
8:52:35
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mullerbiker
9:08:19
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mullerbiker
9:14:50
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mullerbiker
9:20:38
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mullerbiker
15:12:48
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mullerbiker
15:14:25
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Majikman
15:26:47
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Ewen
15:49:35
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Majikman
15:54:53
afternoon ewen
Ewen
15:55:01
Gday
Majikman
15:55:20
Are you streaming yet
Majikman
15:55:59
Can see you, say hello
Majikman
15:56:33
Sound is good
Majikman
15:57:06
Picture a little jittery
Majikman
15:58:11
Are you doing a show on Monday?
Majikman
15:58:43
A little pixelated
Majikman
15:59:09
We’ll be doing a LMUG show
Majikman
15:59:26
Give us a mention if you can please
Majikman
16:00:10
You growing a beard back?
mullerbiker
16:00:17
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Majikman
16:00:36
Hi Muller
mullerbiker
16:01:01
Hi
Majikman
16:01:25
How is your wife
mullerbiker
16:02:07
Not great.... major issue last week... but I think Im bringing it to a head...
brett
16:02:44
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Majikman
16:03:16
I hopoe it works out ok Muller
mullerbiker
16:03:43
Nor brett cant his baby face
markherenow
16:04:03
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markherenow
16:04:12
Afternoon all
DeepPan
16:04:12
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DeepPan
16:04:20
Afternoon all
mullerbiker
16:04:53
Ewen: we cant see Brett
jeff
16:05:12
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mullerbiker
16:06:32
You have to eat Turkish coffee with a spoon when i was there... usally have a glass of water with it
DeepPan
16:08:02
The cheque on it’s way, but it’s be stopped at the boarder :D
JeffG
16:08:11
No doubt!
mullerbiker
16:08:21
Reading James O’Briens book how to be wrong in a world gone mad... good read so far
Majikman
16:08:52
Afternoon all
Majikman
16:10:31
James might be busy this afternoon
mullerbiker
16:11:31
And Greenie has an interview
mullerbiker
16:13:44
We cant zee zee Herman the German 😂
markherenow
16:13:45
Thought old age had hit me with lower back pain but turns out it’s Vita
markherenow
16:14:15
...Vitamin D insufficiency 🙄. Get out in the sun son
mullerbiker
16:14:31
Docs on the diary as X for not coming
markherenow
16:16:32
Terrible news
DeepPan
16:17:15
Can we go for the double, and string up the little sh!ts please?
Majikman
16:17:27
Happy to have helped
markherenow
16:17:36
Well done people 👍
DeepPan
16:18:11
Hope Mr Rankin Jr isn’t too thrown by the actions of the little turds
patrice
16:18:22
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mullerbiker
16:19:16
JeffG: do you wash your chicken in chlorine?
Majikman
16:19:18
Sorry to hear that news @patrice
JeffG
16:19:58
Is that a thing? Chlorine chicken?
DeepPan
16:21:48
How long will it be before someone says, “Remember the good old days, when we had iTunes? It was great!” :D
mullerbiker
16:21:51
JeffG: US was chickens in chlorine when they slaughter them.... Brexit party told me
mullerbiker
16:22:03
Wash.... not was
JeffG
16:22:14
OMG! That’s crazy!
mullerbiker
16:22:17
We getting a TV app
mullerbiker
16:23:47
Yeah but will be on mac
JeffG
16:24:32
If that’s true, I’m glad I get my chicken from a local butcher.
mullerbiker
16:25:02
patrice: wheres the fox app 😂
mullerbiker
16:25:53
Bet nobody gets that joke except Ewen and Majikman ... where the fox hat?
DeepPan
16:27:04
very separate market I think
Majikman
16:27:26
Arnt the Beats for the people who don’t like to buy Apple products
mullerbiker
16:27:38
I thought very diffrent ears
DeepPan
16:27:40
Beats is more for the sports, dance and the youngsters (old bloke talking here)
DeepPan
16:28:29
Also why I think Apple launching enclosed over the ear, top end headphones would sell
markherenow
16:28:49
Pay more for no Apple logo, money goes to Apple 😁
Majikman
16:29:31
Well the profits certainly go to Apple
bobbeach
16:29:38
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Majikman
16:29:57
Hi Bob
bobbeach
16:30:17
As I don't jog it makes no difference to me!
bobbeach
16:30:28
Hi Majikman
markherenow
16:31:11
I back doing 5K runs and usually put the left AirPod in to listen to podcast or music. Right ear get uncomfortable too quickly.
Majikman
16:31:19
If it fitted in there Jeff we’ed be pretty impressed
mullerbiker
16:31:45
There propley better for people who dont have apple phones
markherenow
16:32:02
Love my Bose Q35 IIs
DeepPan
16:32:34
Ewen, PowerBeats Pro with charging case https://images.app.goo.gl/owus7S7zVxetJ9wj8
mullerbiker
16:33:21
Windrider bought one
markherenow
16:33:27
Did they give an product management intern a project of there own
bobbeach
16:35:03
Isn't the iPod Touch great for young kids who don't need a full iPhone?
mullerbiker
16:36:31
JeffG: but its got a camera....
mullerbiker
16:36:41
So wouldnt they ban that too
markherenow
16:36:45
Wow that’s weird
Majikman
16:37:14
Is it waterproof?
JeffG
16:37:20
Yeah. I find it weird that some jobs ban iPhones, but allow iPod Touch.
mullerbiker
16:37:25
In the citys with wifi eveywhere you can facetime
DeepPan
16:37:28
256GB iPod Touch or 64GB iPad Mini, both £399 :d
Majikman
16:38:11
Social media is the issue though
mullerbiker
16:38:59
You can glue one to the back of your iphone and have two screens 😂
Majikman
16:39:27
Just use some elastic bands muller
Majikman
16:40:55
You should work for Apple Jeff
mullerbiker
16:41:18
Well my tailer battery is taking off with Musk...
bobbeach
16:43:02
I still really like my Apple watch. It's still series 0 - no reason to upgrade as it does all I want it to do
Majikman
16:43:18
next we’ll be using a iphone to make a phone call
bobbeach
16:43:34
NO, they're rubbish for that!
mullerbiker
16:44:32
On the two.... still doing what I need
markherenow
16:44:54
Have a Series 2 and mainly put it on if going out for the day or going running
mullerbiker
16:45:10
brett: unfortunatley it does report nack on your masterbation habits too
bobbeach
16:45:15
Funny. When I wake up I know if I've slept well or not. Don't need an app!
brett
16:45:41
mullerbiker :D
Majikman
16:45:41
My series 3 has become more indispensable than my ipad
markherenow
16:46:19
Haven’t upgraded as not on EE So no cell service on 3 network
mullerbiker
16:46:48
Majikman: you fanbouy
bobbeach
16:47:00
I would definitely miss my iPad Pro more than my watch
Majikman
16:47:14
is that an Apple fan in the water
Majikman
16:48:03
Muller
bobbeach
16:48:07
That would be fanbuoy
markherenow
16:48:54
How does it work?
markherenow
16:49:16
I’ve used Apple Pay in the tube stations
Majikman
16:49:24
Another use of the waytch is replaceing an Oyster card
markherenow
16:50:33
Ah ok that’s interesting.
bobbeach
16:52:34
Surely they must mention the Mac Pro
Majikman
16:53:08
Will Phil say “inovate my Arse” again
bobbeach
16:53:30
Unlikely!
bobbeach
16:54:13
once bitten twice shy
TomF
16:54:24
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DeepPan
16:55:52
Surprise WWDC announcement - iPod Touch socks! :D
TomF
16:55:56
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Majikman
16:59:08
LMUG are showing the feed live at the The Sir John Balcombe
markherenow
17:00:45
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patrice
17:00:47
My cool thing: https://www.calm.com
markherenow
17:01:09
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markherenow
17:03:34
LOL
Majikman
17:04:46
You can always edit ewen
DeepPan
17:05:41
Back in the day when laptops had ports! :D
brett
17:05:45
it's not ewen we need to edit
brett
17:05:49
:P
Majikman
17:06:01
The G3 Prismo was the dogs bollocks
bobbeach
17:06:41
Have I missed somehting or has this been a very quick show?
mullerbiker
17:07:16
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mullerbiker
17:07:36
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Majikman
17:08:20
But you haven’t slagged bob of once yet Ewen, thats why its gone so quick
mullerbiker
17:09:52
Majikman: i thought the G3 was your daily driver still
Majikman
17:11:38
No muller went from the Prismo to a 17” titanium then 2010 17” unibody, and now my space gray 2018 MBp
markherenow
17:11:49
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bobbeach
17:12:46
Speaking of the Don, where is he these days?
DeepPan
17:13:01
good show all
Ewen
17:13:08
He’s not doing podcasts for a wee while. He’ll be back tho]
mullerbiker
17:13:19
Majikman: 🎣
bobbeach
17:13:39
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mullerbiker
17:13:43
JeffG: noway San Hosa
Majikman
17:13:58
I aspire to your level of sarcasm
JeffG
17:13:58
:)
Majikman
17:14:05
Thanks guys
JeffG
17:14:28
bye, gang!
JeffG
17:14:32
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Majikman
17:14:39
Not sure if I can make 8pm but have a great show.
Majikman
17:15:35
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mullerbiker
17:16:47
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DeepPan
17:23:30
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BTNLinks_
17:57:37
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brett
18:04:56
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DeepPan
18:10:44
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TomF
18:33:37
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TomF
18:33:49
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Fakhr
18:43:39
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Fakhr
18:44:48
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Fakhr
18:45:00
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Fakhr
18:45:19
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mullerbiker
19:32:08
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mullerbiker
19:33:09
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mullerbiker_
19:34:23
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mullerbiker_
19:34:40
Test
Ewen
19:34:55
Tested
mullerbiker
19:35:19
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mullerbiker_
19:38:13
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DeepPan
19:44:42
3,2,1, back in the room! :)
Ewen
19:48:13
Evening
DeepPan
19:50:37
Evening all
mullerbiker
19:50:43
Hello
DeepPan
19:53:52
“Microsoft pundit crashes before Windows!” :D
jeff
20:00:17
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SwampRat
20:02:05
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campionuk
20:03:01
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DeepPan
20:03:52
Atley podcasting - “Microsoft finally show their new mobile platform”
DeepPan
20:04:14
Rambo : Last call for warm coco! :D
bobbeach
20:07:02
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bobbeach
20:08:35
Apparently Trump has a degree in economics!
bobbeach
20:08:51
134 for me
bobbeach
20:09:21
That's the beer camps
campionuk
20:10:24
That’s the broken overnight sleep thanks to my son Bob
mullerbiker
20:11:38
bobbeach no way
DeepPan
20:12:17
Atley going to be giving us the traffic reports through the show?
bobbeach
20:13:30
According to hus wikipedia entry: BS in Econ (probably stands for bullshit rather than Batchelor of Science!)
bobbeach
20:17:42
So travelling from where to where?
DeepPan
20:17:49
I NEED TO PEE! :D
DeepPan
20:17:55
STOP THE CAR
SwampRat
20:19:49
Aren't there laws against podcasting while driving? ;-)
DeepPan
20:21:34
Um, if they’re “eavesdrop on encrypted messages”, won’t they be encrypted?
TomF
20:26:40
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mullerbiker
20:27:22
In the U.K., under the Investigatory Powers Act 2016, that means a Secretary of State and an independent judge must both sign-off the use of the most intrusive powers.
TomF
20:28:29
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DeepPan
20:28:36
If GCHQ do this, it wouldn’t be geographically ringfenced, so all global traffic would be collected, and we get back to the CIA can collect US citizen data from GCHC
mullerbiker
20:30:57
Any functioning democracy will ensure that its law enforcement and intelligence methods are overseen independently, and that the public can be assured that any intrusions into people?s lives are necessary and proportionate.
DeepPan
20:31:34
Seems a repeat of the system that Snowden made public
Ewen
20:31:47
Echelon
SwampRat
20:32:53
If ALL Chromium browsers disable ad blockers, I'll head back to Firefox, even as clunky as it is. I'm currently using Opera.
DeepPan
20:33:19
Totally unrelated, but worth a mention, Microsoft finally annouce their first UK store https://news.microsoft.com/en-gb/2019/05/30/microsoft-announces-opening-date-for-flagship-microsoft-store-in-london/
SwampRat
20:33:36
I never blocked ads until around three years ago, when a rogue banner ad tried to throw malware at me. Luckily my antivirus caught it before any harm was done.
DeepPan
20:34:15
MS Edge for everyone now?
bobbeach
20:34:17
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SwampRat
20:34:32
Edge is going Chromium based
bobbeach
20:35:16
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bobbeach
20:35:41
i dont use ad blockers. cant be bothered
DeepPan
20:37:11
yep, it is
bobbeach
20:38:11
i don't use Chrome anymore. Safari is fine for all my browsing
DeepPan
20:39:25
Same here, nearly all Safari
bobbeach
20:40:01
I find Edge perfect;y fine on Windows 10 too
DeepPan
20:40:26
MS Edge is going Chromium based, not Chrome
DeepPan
20:40:55
Chromium is the open source version, Chrome is Google maintained
bobbeach
20:41:25
Already ordered one Camps
DeepPan
20:42:31
Hope you don’t shout out Amazon orders in your sleep :D
Majikman
20:42:31
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Majikman
20:42:45
evening all
bobbeach
20:42:47
Just what I wanted - bigger screen the Spot, and much cheaper
DeepPan
20:45:22
Adding physical switches and covers is probably a very easy and cheap way to put any potential owners at ease, getting more Amazon Trojan Horses into your home :)
bobbeach
20:47:14
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bobbeach
20:47:42
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DeepPan
20:48:04
releases 26th June
Majikman
20:48:21
What about if you talk in your sleep. Dont dream about ordering 1000 toilet rolls.
DeepPan
20:49:16
Can Echo devices run AppleMusic? The Amazon page shows it
DeepPan
20:50:15
Ah, ok. Thanks
jvtdsNvH
20:50:17
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DeepPan
20:50:54
It shows on the UK Echo page
bobbeach
20:51:08
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jvtdsNvH
20:51:34
Fortunately, I don't use Snapchat
jvtdsNvH
20:51:43
Im too old!
DeepPan
20:53:36
DeepPan
20:54:25
CampionUK, the difference might be if they have access, and if they use that data outside the company
DeepPan
20:55:30
most companies will (or should) have data silo’d, so only people that need to access that data will have the ability to access it
DeepPan
20:56:05
but, doesn’t always happen in smaller companies
jvtdsNvH
20:58:41
Yes you can enable Apple Music in Alex. I use it now instead of Spotify
jvtdsNvH
21:01:12
You don't have to say on Apple Music if Apple Music is set up as your default
Majikman
21:01:13
damm you always go to the toilet at the wrong time, missed the code.
DeepPan
21:02:20
Mark looks great in that picture :D
jvtdsNvH
21:02:36
jvtdsNVh is Bob Beach!
DeepPan
21:03:24
Has Mark modelled his forehead on Ant & Dec? :D
jvtdsNvH
21:03:32
Atley's app is not showing my name for some reason
Majikman
21:06:28
If muller had the opposite monolce
jvtdsNvH
21:06:37
Is this a new model?
mullerbiker
21:07:04
it doubles up a penis enlarger :)
JeffG
21:07:15
OMG
jvtdsNvH
21:07:19
Only muller think that!
Majikman
21:07:35
muller seems to have some ideas
campionuk
21:08:10
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DeepPan
21:08:24
Muller tried it, but he fell in the sink! :D
campionuk
21:08:40
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mullerbiker
21:09:08
Avaliable tomorrow
Majikman
21:09:16
Jeff will have a penis enlarger that could be used as a coffe percolator
DeepPan
21:10:25
Does Muller want to see if the lego kit doubles as penis enlarger too? He’s got to find something that works, eventually :D
SwampRat
21:11:23
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DeepPan
21:12:42
Great isn’t it, you can get a phone in prison, but they kick off about them in a care home :(
jvtdsNvH
21:15:02
Is it on PS4 too?
DeepPan
21:15:59
Great game, but a nightmare with a regular controller
jvtdsNvH
21:17:10
TestExpander is great
DeepPan
21:19:01
good show all
BTNLinks_
21:19:04
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JeffG
21:19:32
bye gang!
Ewen
21:19:35
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jvtdsNvH
21:19:39
bye all
Majikman
21:19:42
Thanks Guys. If anyone in London Monday night come to the The Sir John Balcombe where
Majikman
21:19:46
LM
DeepPan
21:19:50
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jvtdsNvH
21:19:59
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Majikman
21:20:11
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JeffG
21:20:19
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mullerbiker
21:21:03
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campionuk
21:22:37
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May 31 2019 21:22:37