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Laaaojja
10:39:37
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Laaaojja
10:39:50
hi
Laaaojja
10:40:02
hii
Laaaojja
10:40:22
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mckingzer
11:45:18
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mckingzer
11:45:42
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BTNLinks_
14:55:04
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Ewen
15:02:08
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BTNLinks_
15:24:03
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DeepPan
15:34:47
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DeepPan
15:35:13
Afternoon @ewen
DeepPan
15:35:18
You doing well?
BTNLinks_
15:35:28
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Ewen
15:36:39
Hey Mate. Yeah all good you?
DeepPan
15:38:58
It’s friday afternoon, so all good :)
Ewen
15:39:49
No idea who the fuck is actually going to show for shows today
Ewen
15:39:57
Getting really fed up of no replies
DeepPan
15:40:58
None of them replying? Not an email filtering issue?
DeepPan
15:41:18
I know google keep screwing with their gmail classifications
Ewen
15:41:31
Who knows
Ewen
15:41:48
Only 3 confirmed for Mac and only 2 for BIG
DeepPan
15:42:50
2-3, and you, are probably the ideal number
Ewen
15:44:27
Yeah I suppose so
DeepPan
15:44:35
Do your invites let you know if the email has been openned?
Ewen
15:44:52
Have to say some of the best shows have been Me Muller and one other
DeepPan
15:45:39
yep, but I guess alot depends on who the people are as well
DeepPan
15:46:23
5 people who are all strong to voice their views can be worse than 2 that hardly talk :D
DeepPan
15:46:40
anyway, will leave you in peace while you get set up :)
Ewen
15:48:15
All ready mate
DeepPan
15:53:30
Stream up
DeepPan
15:53:39
flashy crawl too
DeepPan
15:54:10
I would offer to come on and talk crap, but I’m still “pretending to work” ;)
DeepPan
15:59:45
I blame Huawai! :D
mullerbiker
16:02:04
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jeff
16:02:19
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DeepPan
16:04:53
Jeff for PM! :)
Hauwa
16:05:38
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mullerbiker
16:06:57
Green Beans
DeepPan
16:08:25
Greenie is so regular now, you can set your watch by him, which is handy as he’s still got ten thousand of the things! :D
JeffG
16:08:35
HA!
mullerbiker
16:08:52
He can time them on his ewatches
bobbeach
16:09:44
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Guest51
16:09:47
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Hauwa
16:09:49
Hello everyone
bobbeach
16:09:58
Greetings
Guest51
16:10:07
Hello all
mullerbiker
16:10:08
Hi Bob
bobbeach
16:10:17
Hi muller
CrikeyTrousers
16:11:16
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CrikeyTrousers
16:11:38
Im in
bobbeach
16:12:03
It does seem that long Jeff
CrikeyTrousers
16:12:18
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CrikeyT
16:12:49
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Crikeytrousers
16:13:26
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Wes_
16:14:08
It's 37c in Florida today
Crikeytrousers
16:14:40
Sex on a stick
CrikeyT
16:15:10
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CrikeyT
16:15:49
Hi chaps
mullerbiker
16:16:55
You board CrikeyT
mullerbiker
16:17:09
Im bored :)
bobbeach
16:17:11
I think Jeff might be spot on re the Mac Pro
mullerbiker
16:17:55
They were core duo.... I had one...
CrikeyT
16:18:02
Not when your around Mullerbiker
bobbeach
16:18:46
Rich people here. I couldn't afford a 17in MacBook
Wes_
16:19:43
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mullerbiker
16:23:03
Reminds me of The Morcombe and wise sketch... with Andre Previn
bobbeach
16:23:22
iOS 13, Mac OS 10.15 what else?
mullerbiker
16:23:31
I can?t eat Marzipan its nuts
TomF
16:23:37
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bobbeach
16:24:01
Marzipan is running iOS apps on MAc
bobbeach
16:26:14
There's a spanner, perhaps Macs will become user repairable? (No chance)
TomF
16:26:51
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TomF
16:27:31
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mullerbiker
16:27:47
Unicorms are Scotish.... maybe the next OS will be Tartan
bobbeach
16:28:29
Bet they're glad they didn't now
CrikeyT
16:29:11
What you been smoking mullerbiker
mullerbiker
16:29:59
Unicorn and Lion are on the Queens seal.... Lion is England, Unicorn is Scotland
bobbeach
16:30:49
Perhaps Musk will have pissed off to Mars
mullerbiker
16:31:39
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48380610. CrikeyT look at the story... you can see the top of the unicorn in front of may
mullerbiker
16:32:25
Ewen was the manufacturer go off the boil?
bobbeach
16:33:00
Customisable icons? Wow, how fantastci
kelvin
16:33:57
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bobbeach
16:34:03
24, that's completely OTT
kelvin
16:34:18
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TomF
16:35:58
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bobbeach
16:37:40
I don't get my phone wet. I want to bea able to replace the battery
bobbeach
16:37:55
It rains here too Doc
bobbeach
16:38:13
That's a myth about Manchester Doc
DeepPan
16:38:59
Even when you could change the battery on all smart phones, most people didn’t bother
bobbeach
16:39:45
WE had a survey on slack recently. Let's have another
DeepPan
16:39:56
slim/camera/screen will be a higher priority for most
bobbeach
16:40:56
I believe Greenie
mullerbiker
16:41:15
Shropshire Fire and Resuce was impressed Greenie
CrikeyT
16:42:02
I like Docs hat
mullerbiker
16:42:14
I have a problem with two battery cases for my Airpods
CrikeyT
16:42:51
I’ve had mine replaced
GBRedneck
16:43:03
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GBRedneck
16:43:22
muller's airpods are like triggers broom
CrikeyT
16:43:22
Only the pods. I till hav m final
mullerbiker
16:44:01
Greenie at least the microwave could chagre the wireless case
CrikeyT
16:44:12
Hahaha. Brilliant GBRedneck
mullerbiker
16:44:48
I use both
bobbeach
16:45:21
How reliable is this survey? What was the methodology? How was the sample chosen?
mullerbiker
16:46:10
Keep talking Ewen go to the little boys room
DeepPan
16:46:22
In the US, are chromebooks mainly K-12, or all the way through the education system?
bobbeach
16:47:34
I don't place much stock on these so called surveys
kelvin
16:47:40
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kelvin
16:47:48
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DeepPan
16:48:05
ewen will have to install SurveyMonkey in slack :)
kelvin
16:48:16
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kelvin
16:48:20
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CrikeyT
16:49:03
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DeepPan
16:49:11
Greenie, put the laptop in the microwave to recover it :D
bobbeach
16:49:29
Yes, recovery mode is very good on Mac OS
DeepPan
16:49:52
30 seconds @ 850w will put it back to a clean install
CrikeyT
16:50:10
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mullerbiker
16:50:13
And you can fix a PC not a Mac
kelvin
16:50:26
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kelvin
16:50:31
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bobbeach
16:50:56
I am, they're such good value
mullerbiker
16:51:05
Bet James will be he had every other one last couple of years
Guest51
16:51:53
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bobbeach
16:52:30
How the fuck have they worked that out?
kelvin
16:53:25
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kelvin
16:53:31
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bobbeach
16:55:17
Obviously they're not geniuses!
CrikeyT
16:55:19
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bobbeach
16:56:35
They should rename it the Gullible idiots bar
DeepPan
16:56:57
May Ling? Another accomplice? :D
bobbeach
16:58:52
Trump doesn't think about anything
mullerbiker
16:59:48
Ewen. BASH
CrikeyT
17:00:39
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mullerbiker
17:01:16
BASH BASH
mullerbiker
17:02:05
THis chair is brought you by Greenies Beans
Hauwa
17:02:12
lol
bobbeach
17:03:24
litra.com
CrikeyT
17:03:41
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bobbeach
17:07:01
Litra Pro £219 on Amazon
mullerbiker
17:07:24
Use sweet papers... cheap but you need a diet
bobbeach
17:08:09
Boris!!!
bobbeach
17:09:50
An American complaing about our cuisine! You have to be kidding?
mullerbiker
17:10:02
There one in setapp
DeepPan
17:10:13
Greenie controls the baked bean mountain, and he’s putting on the squeeze! :D
mullerbiker
17:10:26
World clock pro is in settapp
DeepPan
17:12:42
A friend of Dorothy?
bobbeach
17:14:05
is it Hoya?
DeepPan
17:14:42
Hoya Monacal? :)
DeepPan
17:15:26
Monocle even
bobbeach
17:16:39
Jeff is drooling
TomF
17:22:18
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TomF
17:22:40
Nice hat doc! Practice Aloha!
DeepPan
17:23:34
Canadians can’t conspire. As soon as they speak French, they surrender! :D
mullerbiker
17:23:53
British Mac Mini has no monitor
DeepPan
17:24:18
British Mac Mini is headless?
DeepPan
17:24:45
Building bridges, not barriers! :D
TomF
17:25:24
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bobbeach
17:25:45
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DeepPan
17:26:26
Big showing happening later?
DeepPan
17:27:05
Apple just pushed out iOS 12.3.1
DeepPan
17:29:17
thanks all, catch you laters
Ewen
17:29:41
BIG SHow Might be an HOUR EARLIER
TomF
17:31:06
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TomF
17:31:12
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Hauwa
17:32:04
Bye bye
Hauwa
17:32:09
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mullerbiker
17:32:24
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JeffG
17:32:31
bye gang!
JeffG
17:32:35
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TomF
17:38:50
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TomF
17:39:19
What time for big Ewen ??
TomF
17:42:11
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DeepPan
17:49:11
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DeepPan
18:46:18
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Ewen
18:48:28
Hoping to be an hour early
batwench
18:52:57
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batwench
18:55:13
Ewen - being twp but what is the url for the show https://live.britishtechnetwork.com/ bacause i am getting an error
Ewen
18:55:28
lose the HTTPS
batwench
18:57:17
lost it and it works. cheers
Ewen
18:58:32
Where the fuck is Atley when you needed him to be ready and able
DeepPan
19:01:42
can’t get onto the stream now
DeepPan
19:01:52
is the stream up
DeepPan
19:01:53
?
DeepPan
19:03:39
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batwench
19:09:47
ewen do we have a stream?
Ewen
19:09:54
Not yet
batwench
19:10:00
okay
Ewen
19:22:08
Starting BIG Show in 20 mins
DeepPan
19:35:16
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DeepPan
19:35:34
bloody guests, eh! ;)
DeepPan
19:35:39
evening, btw
mullerbiker
19:36:12
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mullerbiker
19:36:48
?ello World
windrider
19:37:19
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batwench
19:40:50
Wotcha
jeff
19:40:52
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windrider
19:41:01
The inventor of the USB stick has died. Thanks for the memory.
batwench
19:41:44
windrider: he was the only person with reverse dimentia - the longer he was around the more memory he developed.
DeepPan
19:42:03
@Windrider, when they tried to bury him, it took two attempts to get the coffin into the ground the right way round :D
DeepPan
19:42:38
Next to the Nazi moonbase? :D
windrider
19:45:57
National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
DeepPan
19:46:34
The people who built a big boat and put 2 of every animal on it
DeepPan
19:48:03
Isn’t the 5G frequancies different in each country, the same as 4G bands?
batwench
19:48:54
We have just figured out how to stream the show to the Chrome Cast on the big tv. There is a slight stutrtering on frame rateing but JeffG is soundling lush.
batwench
19:49:00
mullerbiker: not so lush
mullerbiker
19:49:18
batwench boo
windrider
19:49:52
Noah = NOAA
batwench
19:50:21
Puddle on sofa
Ewen
19:50:36
EASY GIRL!
batwench
19:50:51
Ewen: from swansea - cant help it LOL
GBRedneck
19:50:54
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DeepPan
19:51:38
you’re gonna need a bigger boat! :D
DeepPan
19:52:58
He works with his brothers in the family business (Pecan and Key Lime)
DeepPan
19:53:24
UK still using Huwai 5G hardware?
DeepPan
19:53:47
and will US made phones be allowed to connect to it?
batwench
19:55:53
Is it wrong that your local indian know you automatically when you all up and are on 1st name terms. Considering that Whitehaven isn’t like brum and the town has 1 indian restuarent and 1 indian takeaway!
batwench
19:57:12
I know of at least 5 other taffys
DeepPan
19:57:30
Sorry, I meant, if UK are still using Huwai 5G hardware for the network, will Apple phones (US) be allowed to connect to it?
windrider
19:57:43
Also read that they’re gonn have lots of trouble getting their own ARM chips made.
batwench
19:58:35
ewen - Taff Cardiff; Tawe Swansea
batwench
19:58:51
DeepPan: question does the phone know the make of the hardware????
batwench
19:59:28
Nope Tawe - as is TOWeeeeee
DeepPan
19:59:35
Huwai won’t be able to make ARM chips, as any manufacturer has to buy a license from ARM
batwench
20:00:03
Tawe as The Only Way Is Essex prounciation
batwench
20:00:37
ARM - wasnt that the orginial BBC chip
DeepPan
20:00:39
batwench, I wouldn’t be surprised if every component knows about every other component
batwench
20:01:12
JeffG: To quote MeatLoaf - 2 out of 3 aint bad
DeepPan
20:01:25
in other news from Elon, the sky is blue, and water is wet :D
batwench
20:01:49
Well if Musk spent less on Botox on his forehead....
DeepPan
20:02:32
it’ll be ironic if Tesla ends up in a fire sale! :D
batwench
20:04:20
JeffG: Sellafield are not allowed to order post it notes, unless it is for a workshop. We buy our own - I kid ye not
JeffG
20:04:33
OMG
batwench
20:06:41
Buy a Dacia - a lot of car for the money - ok the finish is a lal bit plastic but functional
batwench
20:07:41
Mr Batwench is hoping that his VW will hold out and waiting for the electric cars to have a bigger range and more places to charge.
DeepPan
20:07:54
Now you have Jag, Audi and Merc in the luxury electric vehicle space, it just highlights how lacking the Teslas are
batwench
20:08:25
JeffG: I suppose Colorado has the same problem as Cumbria - clearance under the car - damn mountians
JeffG
20:08:33
That
batwench
20:08:38
Weight would drain them faster
JeffG
20:08:42
That’s an issue, too.
batwench
20:09:05
We need a back to the future bananana powered car
windrider
20:09:05
Hyundai IONIQ comes in two different hybrids or a straight electric model
batwench
20:09:51
windrider: are rpg powered cars still big in OZ?
DeepPan
20:10:21
the was talk of the highways having charging strips under the surface, so the car could charge wirelessly as it drives on the highway
batwench
20:10:22
mullerbiker: - it is called feedback
batwench
20:11:34
mullerbiker: - 3rd law only applys to an enclosed system
windrider
20:11:37
One is is a parallel hybrid, the other is a range-extender
windrider
20:11:51
batwench: rpg?
windrider
20:12:34
Be no good here, Muller: Hamsters are banned in Oz.
batwench
20:12:42
windrider: sorry LPG - Rpg are two other different things
batwench
20:13:15
mullerbiker: tie a slice of buttered toast to a cat - perpetural motion machine - a kitty in a every household
windrider
20:13:19
batwench: lpg is less used now, price of product is too high
mullerbiker
20:13:36
batwench cruel
batwench
20:14:30
batwench
20:14:52
Rats have more stamina
bobbeach
20:15:30
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batwench
20:15:45
Also Rats are less phscoytic
windrider
20:15:50
circular wheel? What will they think of next?
DeepPan
20:16:00
as the rats breed, would it be energy regenration?
batwench
20:17:27
ewen LINK
DeepPan
20:17:56
What happens after the lauch, if you contact NASA regarding GDPR, and want your name removed? :D
mullerbiker
20:18:50
Atley looking for a new story
batwench
20:18:59
Ewen - this is not only a story but a Cool Thing
mullerbiker
20:19:46
Atleys new story
bobbeach
20:20:46
Star Trek Discovery is shite with a capital S
bobbeach
20:21:01
THat shows the americans have terrible taste
bobbeach
20:24:06
I'm rewatching STNG on Netflix and some of the psiodes are simply outstanding
DeepPan
20:24:07
With the SJWs, Captain Pike would be a woman :D
batwench
20:25:50
I have signed up and for my mam as well - will print out the certificate and give it to her as part of her birthday pressie
DeepPan
20:26:30
I just registered “Rover McRoverFace” :D
batwench
20:27:33
DeepPan: AWESOME
bobbeach
20:28:35
A PlayBox ?
DeepPan
20:28:58
I’ve put Rover McRoverFace in the Slack room
windrider
20:29:09
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?
batwench
20:29:23
Rover McRoverFace - SHOW TITLE
bobbeach
20:29:26
Good point windrider ¬
DeepPan
20:30:44
MS has announced today that they’ve already got xCloud hardware in place across 13 different Azure regions
DeepPan
20:31:24
“According to Microsoft, Project xCloud has the “technical capability” to stream more than 3,500 games without needing any modifications from the developer. And when the developer updates their Xbox One version of the title, they will be directly available on xCloud without requiring any further modification.”
DeepPan
20:31:55
no modification to current software = instant catalogue
batwench
20:36:48
I would love to be able to play with my mates on PS.
batwench
20:36:55
I am an Xboxer
batwench
20:38:01
Bloody stupid woman
bobbeach
20:38:15
More than my pension too muller
batwench
20:38:29
edcuation is priceless
batwench
20:38:51
Ewen HOHOHO
batwench
20:39:08
already am LOL
mullerbiker
20:39:29
BASH BASH
bobbeach
20:39:49
Bosh bosh
batwench
20:40:26
We have paid for our bash tickets and our hotel
batwench
20:41:00
I love my HOYA glasses
windrider
20:41:31
what3words is my cool thing
bobbeach
20:42:57
Ken Clarke is actually a sensible Tory
batwench
20:43:05
Billy Brag - not my favorite but a very intelligent chap
batwench
20:43:50
bobbeach: oxymoron
batwench
20:45:34
not a stranger things fan so this is not a lego set I will go and get
batwench
20:45:53
Besides the licencung costs
bobbeach
20:46:16
snap!
DeepPan
20:46:50
Buy them an iPad Altey! :D
batwench
20:47:50
I have to play with my ardino - had so much fun when I got to play with one at work
batwench
20:48:33
thanks mullerbiker
batwench
20:49:19
if atley is from Canida can you get him to say “About"
bobbeach
20:49:33
Canida?
batwench
20:49:53
bobbeach: dyslxic fingers
mullerbiker
20:50:32
atley oh no
batwench
20:50:42
Ewen: Don’t show Sharon that she will want it in the garden
bobbeach
20:50:53
That looks really cool ewen
batwench
20:51:30
I hope you got the job ewen after that meeting
batwench
20:52:40
Ewen you could charge people to sleep on that when they stay over for the bash
batwench
20:54:19
JeffG: the gigalo of the interwebs he is everywhere
JeffG
20:54:26
So true
batwench
20:54:40
JeffG: mr lover, lover man
JeffG
20:54:54
:-*
windrider
20:55:28
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Ewen
20:55:41
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batwench
20:55:48
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JeffG
20:55:53
bye gang!
DeepPan
20:56:04
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JeffG
20:56:16
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mullerbiker
20:57:10
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bobbeach
20:57:55
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BTNLinks_
20:59:13
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usman
21:14:38
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usman
21:14:45
hi
usman
21:15:04
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May 24 2019 21:15:04