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Leon479
12:28:26
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Leon479
12:44:27
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BTNLinks
16:35:32
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mullerbiker
16:36:52
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mullerbiker
16:38:48
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mullerbiker
16:42:03
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DeepPan
16:48:57
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DeepPan
16:49:12
Afternoon Muler :)
Ewen
16:49:32
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DeepPan
16:49:32
Muller, even! :D
Ewen
16:49:50
Afternoon
DeepPan
16:49:59
helloooooo :)
DeepPan
16:51:40
It’s that time of the take to kick back and enjoy a fine 16 year old, with an ice cube or two
DeepPan
16:51:53
Hell, I might even have a whiskey while I’m at it :D
mullerbiker
16:52:45
Hello peeps
DeepPan
16:52:47
stream up and running
DeepPan
16:52:56
5kg!!!! bloddy hell! :)
DeepPan
16:52:58
Well done
GBRedneck
16:53:05
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GBRedneck
16:53:12
afternoon ewen
GBRedneck
16:53:53
i thought you were calling me when you had time
GBRedneck
16:54:27
is there another access method?
DeepPan
16:54:48
I asked that to an ex :D
GBRedneck
16:54:56
ROFL
DeepPan
16:54:57
thus, the “ex” :D
DeepPan
16:58:12
Ewen, Good Friday is a week on Friday, 19th, FYI :)
DeepPan
16:59:12
yep, I thought it was next week too
Majikman
16:59:39
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DeepPan
17:00:24
Where’s Wrighty these days?
DeepPan
17:01:24
I didn’t know he was unwell, good to hear he’s on the mend
Majikman
17:03:00
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GBRedneck
17:03:16
My cool thing for the week
GBRedneck
17:03:23
gets all the shite out of keyboards
GBRedneck
17:03:25
looks gross
DeepPan
17:03:53
Regent’s Street, London Apple Store to get competition from Microsoft :)
martinkelly
17:08:25
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DeepPan
17:08:28
Muller is a closet Apple Fanboy :D
DeepPan
17:08:49
“I am what I am ……” :D
martinkelly
17:08:51
Afternoon all, can you here me???
martinkelly
17:10:26
Some do some don’t Ewen
jeff
17:10:48
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martinkelly
17:11:06
Hinjeff
martinkelly
17:11:13
Hi Jeff
JeffG
17:11:38
Hi!
martinkelly
17:12:00
Your lpooking a bit pielated Jeff
martinkelly
17:12:38
I’ve just set up my new mbp so it dosent recognise Majikman yet
martinkelly
17:13:24
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DeepPan
17:13:50
I thought Doc was going to put on a white sheet then for a second! :D
DeepPan
17:14:03
but it was the defuser
mullerbiker
17:14:08
https://apple.new s/ABAGd3ng3QoSse6TrvG7ygg
Majikman
17:14:12
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mullerbiker
17:14:18
https://apple.new s/AFSmaaT0lR22itXX6sKEBfw
Majikman
17:14:48
Hi its me, proper like
DeepPan
17:15:09
I knew Doc had higher standards though :)
DeepPan
17:15:26
Come on Ewen, Tim knows best! :D
articmusher
17:15:39
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Majikman
17:15:43
Chief Char Wallah
articmusher
17:16:03
apple music now on alexa in UK :)
mullerbiker
17:16:25
Fake iPhone Scam Cost Apple $895K - PCMag
mullerbiker
17:16:25
https://apple.new s/Afr19afK1NE2xr9IGUiYD1w
DeepPan
17:16:32
Keto salad. Did you smother it in mayo, Ewen
Majikman
17:16:38
What sort of butts are you fitting Ewen
patrice
17:16:56
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DeepPan
17:17:29
Doc, you’ve put milk in Earl Grey!?!?! :(
mullerbiker
17:17:36
Apple introduces new iWear clothing range dedicated to Steve Jobs - The Apple Post
mullerbiker
17:17:37
https://apple.new s/AcV5gHtpvS82xScUzPcXpJw
Majikman
17:17:53
Went by your place 2 hours ago
Majikman
17:18:18
Then you need to sink them in to keep the gap tight
Majikman
17:19:02
Going back home from Liverpool Sunday afternoon
mullerbiker
17:19:15
Ember Launches Larger Capacity 14oz Ceramic Mug, Available from Apple - MacRumors
mullerbiker
17:19:16
https://apple.new s/A7CndmoXZRAyVqATc0pXvlw
Ewen
17:20:28
I wasnt here then Majikman
Ewen
17:20:49
If you dont mind stopping by on Sunday I’ll buy a curry for the trouble
Majikman
17:20:58
Thats what i thought, didnt stop in on my way to Manchester
Majikman
17:22:55
That sounds doable. I’m not sure what time I’m going to finish my work on sunday. Hopefully lunchtime, so would be there late afternoon.
DeepPan
17:26:56
Living the America dream, one IHOP at a time :D
patrice
17:27:49
Never been to iHOP @DeepPan
Majikman
17:27:50
Thats the polite version patrice
patrice
17:28:04
just stress and too much good food :P
DeepPan
17:28:25
sounds OK to me Patrice :)
Majikman
17:28:56
They said no one would pay for music
articmusher
17:31:57
ewen you can now apple music now on alexa
articmusher
17:32:04
set mine up this morning
DeepPan
17:33:58
So, Google offer a YouTube Music subscription, or a Google Play Music subscription?
Majikman
17:35:43
or manc’s and Oasis
mullerbiker
17:35:49
Ewen loves his slash metal
mullerbiker
17:36:09
Accccccceeeeeeeddddd
Majikman
17:36:12
Matt Monroe is the man
Majikman
17:39:43
listen to his stuff ewen best voice your gonna hear.
mullerbiker
17:40:55
EWen use imac on you airpod case
WesFL
17:41:07
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DeepPan
17:41:36
Time to wax? Back, sack & Mac! :D
Majikman
17:42:14
Do you mean immac muller
DeepPan
17:42:44
Mic drop! :D
DeepPan
17:43:26
the black case on the new Beats Powerbeats Pro won’t have the same problem as AirPods https://www.cnet.com/pictures/beats-powerbeats-pro-unveiled/
Majikman
17:44:21
yet got two of them
DeepPan
17:45:51
This is the 1st Microsoft store in the UK I think
Majikman
17:46:03
Didnt they have shops like this before and failed
DeepPan
17:47:04
It’s about 150 meters between the Apple Store and new MS Store
DeepPan
17:47:33
XBox is going cloud 1st, so no more hardware to sell :)
Majikman
17:47:58
Will they have MicroSoft Genius
mullerbiker
17:48:02
Surface is excellent
mullerbiker
17:48:20
pity like apple the damn things are unfixable
Majikman
17:48:26
Not that good Mujller
mullerbiker
17:48:45
They are cheaper and more powerful
DeepPan
17:48:57
MS never had anything in the OK, only sites within a Jonh Lewis
DeepPan
17:49:07
sorry, UK, not OK
mullerbiker
17:49:37
DeepPan I thought they had one in London....
DeepPan
17:49:56
purely on hardware, the Surface is a very close 2nd to any Apple product
DeepPan
17:50:17
Muller, nope, this would be the 1st MS store for UK
mullerbiker
17:50:22
The surface is very powerful and with removable keyboards make a good road warrier machine
Majikman
17:50:29
Always talk from a position of lack of any knowledge
Majikman
17:50:47
Keep clear bang bang
Ewen
17:51:13
Which one of you is the kettle and which the pot
Majikman
17:51:38
Did you not buy a MacBook recently muller???
DeepPan
17:51:57
Muller is a closet Apple Fanboy :D
Majikman
17:52:09
I did have a look at the surface pro before getting my new MACBOOKPRO
DeepPan
17:52:13
Come out of the closet Muller! :D
Majikman
17:52:58
No NO NO, keep in the closet Muller, please!!!
Majikman
17:53:52
Fake face or fake body?
mullerbiker
17:54:43
JeffG the Mrs is behind you
JeffG
17:54:56
Ha!
Ewen
17:54:56
https://www. pornhub. com/video/search?search=daisy+ridley+fake
Majikman
17:55:10
Yes it has
Majikman
17:55:22
All over the place
GBRedneck
17:55:52
well you've not had to buy the porn pass from the post office yet ewen
DeepPan
17:56:29
You can tell the Daisy one’s aren’t real, the acting is too good :D
Majikman
17:56:42
There’s the show title, “Who knew C3P0 was well hung”
patrice
17:56:57
zing @DeepPan
Majikman
17:57:53
oh yes Doc totally with you on that
mullerbiker
17:59:49
And like Izal the garden mag is useless in the toilet
DeepPan
18:01:30
The new Powerbeats worth a mention, or not? :)
articmusher
18:04:16
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mullerbiker
18:04:58
I don?t s
mullerbiker
18:05:03
urf I turf
mullerbiker
18:05:17
I don?t surf I turf
mullerbiker
18:06:58
If Carlsburg did surf it woulkd be the best surf in the world
mullerbiker
18:07:18
Doc?s only 4 ft tall?
Majikman
18:08:01
if proctor and gamble did surf it would be the best surf in the world, oh bugger they do.
DeepPan
18:08:53
Surfing a tube, then you see the silhouette of a shark, in the water ABOVE you!
mullerbiker
18:09:30
NOT SELLING
mullerbiker
18:09:44
Once the fanbouys bought them
mullerbiker
18:10:10
They sat on shelf whilst Alexa sells by the boat load
DeepPan
18:11:21
Is the HomePod price reduction another trend of driving everything towards services (Apple Music subscription) and hardware is there to push services?
DeepPan
18:11:41
AppleTV hardware would probably reduce next
DeepPan
18:12:26
to push AppleTV+
patrice
18:12:43
yeah
Majikman
18:13:12
I’m waiting to see when to upgrade my AppleTV 3
GBRedneck
18:13:24
The beam is awesome with a pair of 1's
patrice
18:13:49
Still doesn't beat a real soundbar
patrice
18:14:16
I'm waiting for the Nakamichi one.
patrice
18:14:21
it's gonna be Epic
mullerbiker
18:14:51
DONT FORGET THE BASH EWEN
mullerbiker
18:19:16
Doc is an anker
DeepPan
18:19:42
Ewen, time for you to get some different shaped glasses, now you have a skinny face? :)
DeepPan
18:21:21
Muller, a Macbook Air AND and ipad? :D
DeepPan
18:21:47
iPhone and Apple Watch too? ;)
DeepPan
18:22:24
bah-doom-boom! :D
patrice
18:24:15
mullerbiker
18:25:51
Patrice needs heating?
DeepPan
18:28:59
Ewen messing with Jeff’s paid gig! :D
Majikman
18:29:15
is text expander similar to LaunchBar 6 Jeff?
patrice
18:30:00
Gotta get going. Thanks everyone!!
Majikman
18:30:38
Oh like Typeit4me
Majikman
18:32:14
Ok will have a look, I use Typeit4me. Is it cross Mac, iPad, iPhone
Majikman
18:32:47
I find LaunchBar better than Alfred
Majikman
18:33:24
I’ll let you know about Sunday tomorrow evening Ewen
Ewen
18:34:04
OK thanks Majikman
JeffG
18:34:55
Bye gang!
mullerbiker
18:34:56
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DeepPan
18:35:06
Good show all, see you on the show of bigness, laters
Majikman
18:35:15
Bye guys
Majikman
18:35:40
Try to catch the big shoe later
GBRedneck
18:36:12
you calling Ewen
GBRedneck
18:36:16
or am i call ing yo u
DeepPan
18:36:58
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Majikman
18:40:44
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patrice
18:44:28
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GBRedneck
18:44:46
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JeffG
18:44:54
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WesFL
18:50:34
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mullerbiker
19:14:48
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DeepPan
19:23:47
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batwench
19:38:40
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Ewen
19:48:20
Evening
mullerbiker
19:51:55
Hello
batwench
19:54:55
heeellllloooo
mullerbiker
19:55:22
batwench grace us with you wit ?
batwench
19:56:08
mullerbiker: lets not go too far.
mullerbiker
19:56:33
It was a spelling mistake batwench
batwench
19:59:40
mullerbiker: I hope you know that I have declined a cast after show party for the big show tonight. Ewen - see dedication :-)
batwench
20:01:22
Ewen - do I need to make you a new BTN shirt for this years Bash? Send me your chest/size so I can do one if you like.
jeff
20:02:11
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batwench
20:02:36
Ewen - no worries - you can give me it 7 days in advance. and I will work through the night - just for you xcxc
batwench
20:03:15
Nuns vs Nazi’s - otherwise known as the sound of music
batwench
20:04:00
JeffG: you wearing pants?
batwench
20:04:44
STAND
batwench
20:04:49
STAND
batwench
20:04:51
STAND
batwench
20:05:41
JeffG: You may be davros though2
mullerbiker
20:06:06
You casnt see his hjands he watching EWEN pornhub links
serenak
20:06:41
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batwench
20:06:43
But my what I call pants are different to what I call Pants.
Atley
20:06:44
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batwench
20:06:51
JeffG: not evough pause
batwench
20:07:17
JeffG: weird head………. mmmmmmmmmm
mullerbiker
20:07:34
JeffG needs room for Tennpants for men
batwench
20:08:03
Especially if gin and angela is involved LOIL
batwench
20:09:36
Things not to do at a major nuclear site : make bollock comments and dodgy comments when you have someone sitting at a desk who you have never seen before. Then you discover he is head of technoical…. Still not fired… yet
JeffG
20:10:57
Totally, BW!
DeepPan
20:11:45
it was a fine link too
batwench
20:12:26
Ewen: that is bloody awesome
batwench
20:12:44
mullerbiker: I am surprise you are still breathing
batwench
20:13:39
If you get permission from them you can drive it
DeepPan
20:14:54
Microsoft had a book store?
Ewen
20:15:21
Third Party cover on COmprehensive insurance is far from the norm @batwench
mullerbiker
20:15:32
Or Atley purchased his wax disc
bobbeach
20:15:51
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DeepPan
20:18:20
Windows new browser will be the same as Windows old browser. Chrome! :D
bobbeach
20:18:51
i dont buy music anymore. Haven't done for ages
batwench
20:19:02
I still like a cd
bobbeach
20:20:03
don't knock donny osmond
batwench
20:20:17
Hit him with a truck instead
DeepPan
20:21:39
Microsoft should have done a deal with Amazon, given them their money back as Amazon vouchers. Microsoft would have got so much good publicity out of it
batwench
20:24:32
OR GO TO AN INDEPENDENT BOOKSHOP
DeepPan
20:25:02
buying slices of dead tree?
batwench
20:25:23
DeepPan: I already own half the amazon LOL
batwench
20:25:30
not the on line store
DeepPan
20:27:29
News flash - Google ethics board told to “f*ck off!” :D
DeepPan
20:28:38
“Do loads of evil!”, new Google tagline
batwench
20:29:09
DOes it mean a total Funk Up
batwench
20:29:20
Brexit - the verb
batwench
20:30:10
That word so needs to get into the Oxford dictonary for that meaning. Has anyone put it on urban dictionary
DeepPan
20:30:18
room full of politicians can't make a decision - Shocker!
DeepPan
20:31:39
Google Evil - No longer in Beta! :D
batwench
20:31:57
DeepPan: they couldnt organise a party in a brewer with a catering department *cleaned up as this a family show LOL
DeepPan
20:32:21
v.true batwench
DeepPan
20:33:58
Creepy Eric Schmitt “do no evil” video - https://youtu.be/--Ckz_O6oE0
batwench
20:34:57
It’s only toxic when you allow arseholes to stay on.
batwench
20:35:53
So why do we have the news on at 6pm when most of the stories now are about killing and hatered
batwench
20:36:50
Does anyone remember Tom and Jerry and other cartoons - v v volient but are allowed as they are ‘cartoons’. Not to memntion racsit
DeepPan
20:39:59
Batchwench, have you noticed how rare something like Tom & Jerry is on TV now? The snowflakes would go mental over it (on someone elses behalf, of course).
batwench
20:40:04
Is it me or am I not a good gamer. i.e. I would be willing to protoect someone until they regen. I couldnt kill someone to get theier stuff, if they were a kid or an adult.
batwench
20:41:59
mullerbiker: they have a SHITE load exams than we did. One of my cousins had 28 exams for his gcse’s last year. Several for each subject
Atley
20:43:03
you'd get pwnd
batwench
20:43:33
Ewen: not in my nature
DeepPan
20:45:39
Muller was building his Altar :D
DeepPan
20:45:48
Sinclair
batwench
20:46:31
I started on a Dragon 32! Dad got one as payment for re-wriing the owner of the companies house. He tradded it in for a BBC model B
batwench
20:46:56
Mind you I still have a working acorn
DeepPan
20:46:56
BBC Model B was a top computer
batwench
20:47:50
Ewen - if you want the acorn for your collection you can have it
batwench
20:48:12
We had a 2nd processer and an disc drive as well
DeepPan
20:48:28
BBC model B was the 1st computers put into schools for kids to learn on
batwench
20:49:17
DeepPan: since we had one in the house, I was one of the authorised kids who could use it and teach others how to do basic programming. It’s no wonder I ended up as I am LOL
DeepPan
20:49:32
The arrival or Article 11 & 13 going to kill off a lot of the YouTubers?
batwench
20:49:38
One computer for a whole school was more than enough at one time
batwench
20:50:51
The main thing about You Tube I can gather at the moment it money and how much you can earn from your video that you submitt.
mullerbiker
20:51:44
batwench
20:51:55
If you see my you tuvbe channel it has train, cat and humpback whale videos x 5 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYlTN9B00jT9Z8HC0uoQHPQ
mullerbiker
20:52:06
Link above is Sinclairs history
batwench
20:52:06
Not gonna make me monely lol
bobbeach
20:52:37
nor me
batwench
20:53:05
heck it has me playing wayward son on a recorder through my nose
bobbeach
20:53:47
i can't see any competitor to YouTube emerging
bobbeach
20:54:22
I love my Ford
batwench
20:55:10
mullerbiker: there are also Books
batwench
20:55:25
Atley: see me LOL
Atley
20:55:26
not from microsoft
mullerbiker
20:55:31
batwench quicker to watch
bobbeach
20:56:11
My wife loves YouTube she has learnt how to become a really skilful sewer viaYoutube videos.
DeepPan
21:03:36
The Microsoft show won’t lauch until Lotus can’t run on it! :D
JeffG
21:03:48
Ha!
DeepPan
21:06:06
Did this launch on Monday by any chance? :D
DeepPan
21:08:18
Don’t do a Google search for a “machine that squirts batter”! :D
Atley
21:08:54
deeppan, lol
mullerbiker
21:10:32
bit of lip action
WesFL
21:14:03
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bobbeach
21:14:06
the ipad pro cant access external storage so the sd and micro sd slots are to access photos?
DeepPan
21:15:20
Hmm, I’m getting a vibe that Atley don’t like the iPad add on :D
bobbeach
21:24:06
i have textexpander. had it for years
DeepPan
21:26:29
top show guys, as ever 8)
BTNLinks
21:26:40
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bobbeach
21:27:24
bye bye
mullerbiker
21:27:46
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bobbeach
21:27:47
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WesFL
21:28:08
Bye
WesFL
21:28:23
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DeepPan
21:28:42
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Ewen
21:28:53
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Atley
21:29:00
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JeffG
21:29:22
bye gang!
JeffG
21:29:28
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Idkwtfimdoing
21:37:10
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Idkwtfimdoing
21:37:22
Hey
Idkwtfimdoing
21:50:18
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batwench
23:06:49
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serenak
0:16:45
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April 06 2019 00:16:45