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DeepPan
16:02:52
afternoon all
Ewen
16:03:04
Deeppan - Finally!
DeepPan
16:03:21
Sorry, have you all been waiting for me? :D
DeepPan
16:05:36
Interesting to hear your thoughts on the apple event
bobbeach
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DeepPan
16:06:51
Jeff, did they rebuild the Irish pub next to the London Bridge? :D
Majikman
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Majikman
16:08:42
Afternoon all
DeepPan
16:11:27
900&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim
Majikman
16:12:10
But that song referred to the earlier London Bridge
bobbeach
16:12:58
Where's Greenie?
Ewen
16:13:28
Ducked at the last minute Bob
bobbeach
16:20:41
Texture
bobbeach
16:21:28
TEXTURE
DeepPan
16:21:47
News plus will probably get most of it’s traffic as part of a bigger, single subscription package
bobbeach
16:28:29
Once it comes to the Uk theere will surely be a lot of UK magazines?
bobbeach
16:30:15
I can get all those Mac magazines, and PC ones via my local library for free
bobbeach
16:32:12
I'm sure we will get Apple Card eventually
bobbeach
16:32:32
Hope they're better than Lehman Bros!
DeepPan
16:33:17
Goldman Sachs is the devil
DeepPan
16:33:40
but I’d think they’d want to control this globally
mullerbiker
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16:34:45
Hello gang.... fucking knackerd
bobbeach
16:34:55
They're an investment bank not a retail bank
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DeepPan
16:37:30
see, fact! (-ish) :D
bobbeach
16:42:25
Look slike in the Uk the Amazon Mastercadr only gives you Amazon reward points not cash
trigger
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bobbeach
16:44:04
But Apple Pay is effectively your debit card
trigger
16:44:12
2/3% cash back would be amazing here. I bet it wont be that high
DeepPan
16:44:32
The smart thing with the credit card is that they’re giving the usual transaction fees back to the customer, so only making money on interest fess and the profit of purchasing anything from apple
bobbeach
16:44:54
I pay for pretty much everything these days with Apple Pay (whcih is just using my NatWest debit card)
bobbeach
16:47:14
I'd like an Apple Card but I'd pay it off complwetely each month
trigger
16:48:33
Natest is testing a fingerprint debit card with a few customers
Majikman
16:49:26
Barclays says its to do with the issue of business accounts can have multiple users
bobbeach
16:51:12
It was worse - they wanted to charge him £60 per airpod!
mullerbiker
16:51:39
Its was 60 per bud L120
mullerbiker
16:55:05
Ewen is Granddad
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DeepPan
16:58:35
Jennifer Aniston in rubber trousers! #PlayingToTheGeekAudience
Majikman
16:59:07
I thought the stars would have done it for free as they might need the exposure.
bobbeach
16:59:14
Some shows on TV+ looked good
mullerbiker
17:01:22
majikman hows the maxi :)
bobbeach
17:01:36
I hope these services don't take too long to come to the Uk
bobbeach
17:02:03
Why was one of the guys wearing overalls?!
Majikman
17:02:18
Brill, its strange the difference in size The 4wd countryman is huge
DeepPan
17:02:32
This keynote wasn’t meant for the traditional Apple Keynote audience
mullerbiker
17:04:16
UK has it.... ohh might waste some money on a new watch :)
DeepPan
17:04:49
Muller, you’re such an Apple fan boy! :D
mullerbiker
17:05:49
DeepPan You know Im not..
markherenow
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bobbeach
17:06:01
Yes you are
DeepPan
17:06:10
ha ha ha
DeepPan
17:06:24
iFanBoy :D
Majikman
17:06:33
Hands up those who have bought a MacBook Air recently???
mullerbiker
17:09:41
Me cause I cant sort bookings without one
bobbeach
17:09:43
Bloody heavy though
DeepPan
17:09:48
I didn’t paste in the Amazon link ;)
Majikman
17:10:59
Is that a carry on for airplanes
mullerbiker
17:11:27
They should supply Imac Pro in that
DeepPan
17:11:49
thanks Ewen :)
DeepPan
17:12:25
they have full flight cases too on that site
mullerbiker
17:15:31
Two faced
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bobbeach
17:17:43
Cardhop is really good
bobbeach
17:21:05
gotta go, my battery is out. Bye
bobbeach
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Majikman
17:25:12
Can you put Doc’s link here please
DeepPan
17:27:27
good show all
Ewen
17:27:49
See you later
JeffG
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Majikman
17:28:16
Bye guys
DeepPan
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Ahoy hoy
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19:53:41
evenin all
campionuk
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Evening
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19:57:04
Fucking knackered... wife had me did a border
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19:58:54
Atleys video is broken
mullerbiker
19:59:44
Dont I mean dont forget the wifes birthday... even
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19:59:53
ever
DeepPan
19:59:54
and then with the correct link :D
mullerbiker
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sere so knackered I typing bollox
mullerbiker
20:00:50
No piss taking when I?m not there I see
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20:03:05
Atley you miss the shit ever week ;)
mullerbiker
20:05:02
Fight fight fight... come on talk you barstards
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Camps has gone fopr friction lube
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Hauwa gee em up
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DeepPan
20:08:08
Joke punchline time - Woman: “How much for the large tartan patterned one on the top shelf?” Man: “I’m sorry madam, that’s my thermos flask!” :D
mullerbiker
20:09:38
Go girl..
mullerbiker
20:11:17
WHEN IS THE MICROSOFT SHOW??????????
mullerbiker
20:12:01
Im free
DeepPan
20:12:01
Muller, you’ve got to wait until version 3 for the Microsoft Show :)
mullerbiker
20:12:24
Fnar
mullerbiker
20:13:32
Lightweoight
mullerbiker
20:15:35
Is Jeff Droneing on?
mullerbiker
20:17:31
Google hater
mullerbiker
20:20:01
Governments will legislate drone out of buisness soon
mullerbiker
20:20:16
Expt there own
mullerbiker
20:21:43
I did say for Gov?t use
bobbeach
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mullerbiker
20:22:37
Atley that already happening
mullerbiker
20:23:54
Roads ..
DeepPan
20:25:44
Ah, I see a future market for Drone Simulators, for people to practice before taking a test :)
mullerbiker
20:26:01
POlice do.... so you can... but not sure how
DeepPan
20:27:51
If there was a Microsoft show, you could talk about the first UK Microsoft store, going in at Oxford Circus in London, about 150 yards from the Regents Street Apple Store :)
JeffG
20:29:27
Apple cancelling AirPower is no surprise to me at all. I never really believed it would ever ship.
DeepPan
20:31:36
Only reason I can see MS coming back into the phone market is to demonstrate new designs to the manufacturers, same as they did with the Surface
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DeepPan
20:33:00
MS platform now isn’t hardware, it’s the application that sits on any hardware
mullerbiker
20:33:18
Apple phones are too expensive.... isnt this big show?
mullerbiker
20:33:46
FANBOUY
SwampRat
20:33:56
Apple has never gotten any of my money, never will.
mullerbiker
20:34:37
Jeff apple wait and introduce what Nokia or android did and re name it and call it new
mullerbiker
20:36:23
Feed died
DeepPan
20:36:34
yep, stream died
Atley
20:36:37
Apple didn't like what I was saying
SwampRat
20:36:46
mullerbiker: Glad it's not just me. Thought my internet was going wonky.
Ewen
20:37:40
Are we back…Audio ok
SwampRat
20:37:53
Yes, stream is back
Ewen
20:38:03
Is teh Audio ok?
SwampRat
20:38:12
Audio great :-)
DeepPan
20:38:13
yep, all back :)
mullerbiker
20:39:35
Thgought Ewen Died then
mullerbiker
20:39:53
or frozen even
Hauwa
20:40:31
he's still here
DeepPan
20:40:52
MS realised that they weren’t in the hardware market. Services & Mobile first, just sitting on everyone elses hardware :)
DeepPan
20:41:59
…. until the app becomes the user interface on the hardware, not the OS undernearth it
DeepPan
20:42:27
same as Facebook keeps trying on mobile
DeepPan
20:43:25
WordStar for the win!! :D
DeepPan
20:44:06
The wordperfect guys had ORIGINAL neckbeards! :D
mullerbiker
20:46:41
Hauwa speak up... don?t let the gob shites take over go GIORL
mullerbiker
20:47:19
Camps has 6 fingers he is from Yorklshire
DeepPan
20:48:22
Sir Mix-Alot! :D
mullerbiker
20:48:25
THis story ... see what Ocardo is planniong.... make this so last centyury
mullerbiker
20:49:28
Ocardo alread have better Warehouse stuff aready
Hauwa
20:50:00
That's fine muller I'm being nice today (only)
mullerbiker
20:50:09
Thats what A~mazon or Acardo do do...
mullerbiker
20:50:42
Ewen.... I worked at ocardo 6 years ago.... this is acient
DeepPan
20:51:21
Ewen, will there be a Bernie Clifton edition? (One for Jeff to check on YouTube) :D
mullerbiker
20:51:41
No it was by Robot
mullerbiker
20:54:26
No Jeff these are computer controled
mullerbiker
20:54:51
Boxws
mullerbiker
20:55:12
The boxes have a tag..
DeepPan
20:55:34
The robot ostrich would make more sense to use in a warehouse already structured around manual handling. Where the grid would have to be built from scratch
mullerbiker
20:55:47
Jeff... they dont... its very precise
Ewen
20:56:19
Box tag is more likely to associate the boxes position
JeffG
20:56:19
I’m sure, but I love the image.
DeepPan
20:58:28
I know Alexa was getting fitted to printers and scanners, especially handy for visual impared to scan hard copy via voice commands and save as an MP3 “audiobook”
mullerbiker
20:59:15
Ha HA E
mullerbiker
20:59:55
Ewen... Why Ellis needs boot up
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21:04:43
You wanna speak to human
DeepPan
21:07:12
how many other satellites will this take out of action?
DeepPan
21:07:36
And how many of those contries might see it as a hostile act by India?
DeepPan
21:08:05
Eg. Pakistan
SwampRat
21:10:19
I have "Gravity" on Blu-ray
mullerbiker
21:10:32
Its Ok
bobbeach
21:11:12
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mullerbiker
21:11:24
Interstella was great
mullerbiker
21:13:31
Interstella was was a Cinema movie ...ok on TV ...
SwampRat
21:15:30
I watched Interstellar on Hulu
DeepPan
21:16:52
ribbed too!! :D
mullerbiker
21:17:09
Porn roll
DeepPan
21:17:16
The next size up has a kick-starter on it!
mullerbiker
21:18:04
Camnpos this is a Greenie pick...
mullerbiker
21:18:33
Camps give up
campionuk
21:18:41
ha ha ha
DeepPan
21:18:47
Is that one that Campion is holding up meant for Kegel exercises!!!!
mullerbiker
21:18:53
Dildo is cheaper
campionuk
21:19:20
how much do you normally pay for yours @mullerbiker ??
DeepPan
21:19:52
What3Words is geat
DeepPan
21:20:03
5 meter square I think
DeepPan
21:20:32
and the three words can be translated between different languages and still match location
mullerbiker
21:20:42
Jeff is this so your prostituite can find you?
DeepPan
21:21:36
Mercedes are licensing it for voice navigation
mullerbiker
21:22:10
Hauwa give me your three words :)
DeepPan
21:22:53
Three words Muller alreays hears, “Not A Chance” :D
mullerbiker
21:23:08
Atley you need 5 woprds for Canada
DeepPan
21:23:56
Three more words Muller hears, “Is it in?” :D
DeepPan
21:24:04
“Was that it?” :D
DeepPan
21:25:06
the words are already mapped
Hauwa
21:25:20
just in time
DeepPan
21:25:21
and translate across languages
mullerbiker
21:25:45
Ohh baby slower
DeepPan
21:27:32
Surely the Cube would be Linux only :)
mullerbiker
21:28:34
Hauwa tell hikm off...
Hauwa
21:29:33
who am i supposed to tell off
mullerbiker
21:30:04
\EWEN
Hauwa
21:30:38
What am I supposed to tell him off for?
mullerbiker
21:30:51
Yeah Tell him off
campionuk
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DeepPan
21:31:42
top show
DeepPan
21:31:49
laters all
mullerbiker
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