BTNLinks
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DeepPan
15:44:42
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Ewen
15:47:08
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DeepPan
15:47:33
Afternoon. Happy Friday! :)
Ewen
15:47:47
Hows it matey
DeepPan
15:50:02
All good here. You?
mullerbiker
15:52:37
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mullerbiker
15:53:24
We broadcasting
Ewen
15:54:40
Is teh feed alright?
DeepPan
15:55:17
yep, looks ok :)
mullerbiker
16:03:20
My cool thing... codeless jumpleads
mullerbiker
16:05:59
At the end of March UK goes back 40 years
GBRedneck
16:08:04
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GBRedneck
16:08:11
afternoon all
windrider
16:08:27
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DeepPan
16:09:56
Doesn’t Greenie have a contact for a Chinese Sweat Shop to do the sticker replacement? :D
patrice
16:10:31
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patrice
16:10:51
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patrice
16:10:59
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windrider
16:11:16
video frozen
DeepPan
16:13:07
Did he use the Pupl Fiction method to smuggle the watch into the UK Ewen? :D
bobbeach
16:17:05
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bobbeach
16:19:33
who are we waiting for?
windrider
16:20:25
When running internal speakers on the iMac, the screen vibrates noticeably. Switching to the external 2.1 subwoofer system fixed that
bobbeach
16:21:28
How loud are you playing it at?!
bobbeach
16:22:18
Oh no not muller!
DeepPan
16:22:27
marrinade from inside out :D
DeepPan
16:22:52
the hippo is drinking the wine faster that we can cook it! :D
bobbeach
16:23:18
No James? What am I going to do?
windrider
16:23:34
play with yourself….
bobbeach
16:23:53
yes, with Flash
bobbeach
16:25:09
On the BTN live page there is an irc client that uses Flash
muller999
16:26:00
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windrider
16:26:12
Colloquy on iOS is £1.99
bobbeach
16:26:15
I never use it cos I use Attley's app
muller999
16:26:56
old school flash
bobbeach
16:27:19
I use Flash on Windows 10 otherwise the feed is too far behind
DeepPan
16:28:46
Ewen, you need to do an IRC tutorial for your guests :D
bobbeach
16:29:17
We don't need the yanks anyway!
windrider
16:29:19
DeepPan, fairly sure the website gives such a tutorial
DeepPan
16:29:37
Ewen, your guest screens are showing wrong
muller999
16:29:45
Greenie lurks too
DeepPan
16:29:52
on the multi screen shot
bobbeach
16:32:21
Macs are crap
DeepPan
16:33:00
Yeh, the cheap ones let the rain through
windrider
16:33:12
As long as the nbattery is installed, a Mac laptop will run at normal speeds, without a battery it will slow down.
windrider
16:33:49
ides of march
bobbeach
16:34:08
Greenie will ask for an extension
mullerbiker
16:34:14
But on Big he did?nt know what they were
mullerbiker
16:34:26
And what the fudge are they?
windrider
16:35:11
roving ambassador Will
windrider
16:35:28
shockin’ whore
mullerbiker
16:35:29
The Famous Mr Green
mullerbiker
16:36:24
Greenie will be entertainments
DeepPan
16:36:26
Is the committee “evaluating their options”? :D
windrider
16:37:20
I reckon I’d have as good a chance as Will.
DeepPan
16:37:28
Will he have to roll up a trouser leg and have a funny handshake?
mullerbiker
16:37:30
LMUG with the new Johhny Ive on its committee
DeepPan
16:39:07
Will has a special watch for each committee member :D
DeepPan
16:39:17
And size 9 boots
bobbeach
16:45:12
How much does Apple pay artists I wonder?
bobbeach
16:47:28
30% always struck me as a bit steep
patrice
16:47:46
Pretty sure Spotify is ppaying %15 at most
windrider
16:47:56
30% for the 1st year, 15% thereafter for subscriptions
bobbeach
16:52:09
i subscribe to Spotify via their website so you don't need to pay via the Appstore
bobbeach
16:56:11
I love 2FA
bobbeach
16:58:34
Click on all the arses would be brillinat!
DeepPan
17:00:24
I think just a WWDC ticket is about £1100
bobbeach
17:00:52
It's Apple. Of course it's expensive
patrice
17:01:27
Not expensive for conferences of this scale
patrice
17:01:37
I've seen $3000 per ticket
bobbeach
17:01:40
I'm really interessted to see what is announced on 25th March
bobbeach
17:02:13
Can't see a new Apple TV
DeepPan
17:03:05
I’m sure Greenie will be at the Steve Jobs theatre, as the LMUG rep :)
bobbeach
17:03:14
My Apple TV works fine!
DeepPan
17:03:36
I think the only new AppleTV now would be a dongle
DeepPan
17:04:41
It’ll be to lauch the service, maybe more promotion of the native apps on the TVs
bobbeach
17:05:48
I'm sure Apple alreadyhas seveal shows already in the can
DeepPan
17:06:45
only other thing Apple could do is partner with Disney for content, until Disney launch Disney+
windrider
17:06:48
Cu*t of Mac
bobbeach
17:07:49
I watch all my TV via my Apple TV now. I really like it
patrice
17:07:59
Same @bobbeach
bobbeach
17:08:09
The apps are getting better and better
DeepPan
17:08:21
Remember that the Apple apps are now native on most new TVs, so don’t need the hardware
windrider
17:09:10
I like the idea of a dumb TV with an Apple TV for the smarter aspects
bobbeach
17:09:33
Even more iPad models? I'm doubtful
bobbeach
17:11:04
It's always been available on Windows I believe
bobbeach
17:11:36
Whatever happened to Shareware?
DeepPan
17:12:57
What’s next? QuarkXPress? :D
windrider
17:13:17
shareware is software that is distributed free on a trial basis with the understanding that the user may need or want to pay for it later.
bobbeach
17:13:50
They already are MUller. Affinity DEsinger and Photo are Serif
mullerbiker
17:14:00
serif is free
bobbeach
17:14:50
Affinity Designer is really good
DeepPan
17:15:15
WordStar? :D
DeepPan
17:16:50
Maybe we should have put Brexit negotiations into a pressure cooker, condense it down :D
DeepPan
17:17:30
Greenie keeps a decapitated Ox at home.
muller999
17:17:35
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DeepPan
17:17:38
It puts the lotion in the basket! :D
windrider
17:17:47
Muller is on the show to balance the numbers if not the content!
windrider
17:19:36
timewasters’r’us
windrider
17:20:51
Nokia 9 PureView has 5 cameras…..
DeepPan
17:23:07
Maybe added to the Apple media event?
bobbeach
17:25:32
No good for me. My productivity is zero
windrider
17:26:40
I do know that the version of DiskDrill on Setapp is the full pro version.
windrider
17:31:26
Vizio will be rolling it out for TVs as far back as 2016
windrider
17:33:02
Patrice’s cool thing is AU$1529.99 plustax & shipping
mullerbiker
17:33:11
Is homekit like a prefabricated home?
DeepPan
17:34:49
After 2 weeks of free use of CorelDraw, you need to plug in your serial licence dongle :D
mullerbiker
17:35:27
Skinflint podcast
windrider
17:40:20
CorelDRAW standalone is AU$779, subscriptions AU$18.14 monthly/$217.64 for 365 days.
DeepPan
17:43:23
Greenie’s Artisan Code :D
DeepPan
17:43:33
#SmallBatch
DeepPan
17:45:59
good show all :)
bobbeach
17:46:28
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windrider
17:46:50
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DeepPan
17:47:10
laters all
mullerbiker
17:47:38
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BTNLinks
17:48:44
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DeepPan
18:02:42
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DeepPan
18:06:53
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Hawie
18:19:44
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Hauwa
18:21:09
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GBRedneck
18:48:41
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angel
19:33:32
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angel
19:34:04
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mullerbiker
19:40:29
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BTNLinks
19:40:47
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Ewen
19:48:44
And we are back
mullerbiker
19:54:16
Evening
BenGillam
19:55:12
Evening
Hauwa
19:56:03
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mullerbiker
19:56:37
Hauwa worked it out then
DeepPan
19:57:33
Ewen, is the curry Keto, or is it a cheat meal ? :)
Ewen
19:57:47
Totally Keto @deeppan
Ewen
19:57:58
All cooked in Ghi
Ewen
19:58:03
perfect Keto
Ewen
19:58:37
Sagg Bajhee as well instead of Roti or Naan
DeepPan
19:59:25
cool, I might have a look at that as an option
Hauwa
19:59:26
worked out
BenGillam
20:00:08
we've just started buying a new build, and the house is called the campion :)
windrider
20:01:15
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Ewen
20:03:10
Bovis Homes then @Ben
Atley
20:04:06
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QQjypxxw
20:04:31
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Ewen
20:04:42
Stream is good or shitty?
QQjypxxw
20:04:43
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Atley
20:04:46
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windrider
20:05:08
Going for a nice balmy 29º today.
DeepPan
20:06:30
Use the Boston Dynamics robots to walk the dogs
windrider
20:06:39
Is OK here
DeepPan
20:07:12
stream is the same as usual :)
DeepPan
20:07:49
working fine, but is always a little jumpy for me
windrider
20:07:51
Predator drones?
windrider
20:09:28
up to your armpits in idiocy
bobbeach
20:12:39
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DeepPan
20:12:39
Spoilers - Darth Vader is Lukes father!
DeepPan
20:13:37
Spoilers - Kint is Keyser Soze!
windrider
20:13:55
I went to the pub earlier and had a ploughmans lunch.
windrider
20:13:56
He went mental.
DeepPan
20:14:04
the ship sinks
windrider
20:14:58
My use of homophones has reached a gnu lo.
KXoenjvq
20:15:00
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DeepPan
20:15:09
he clicks his fingers and half of everyone dies
WesFL
20:15:18
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KXoenjvq
20:17:03
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DeepPan
20:17:23
Tyler Durden isn’t real
BenGillam
20:18:40
back at keyboard again, stream still dodgy for me though im on iphone sound is fine but spends most of time as static image
DeepPan
20:20:56
Americans don’t eat runny eggs :D
bobbeach
20:21:30
Greenie is enough to scare anyone
mullerbiker
20:21:52
He can edit
bobbeach_
20:22:40
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bobbeach_
20:24:27
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MaJiKman
20:25:07
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MaJiKman
20:25:45
Evening all
MaJiKman
20:26:54
How’s everyone doing
MaJiKman
20:28:43
who’s the young lady?
BigChrisAshley
20:28:59
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Hauwa
20:29:12
Hiya MajiKman, I'm Hauwa
MaJiKman
20:30:16
Hello Hauwa, I hope you have been made welcome So good to see a new member here
patrice
20:30:41
The World Wide Web Turns 30 Today. Here's How Its Inventor Thinks We Can Fix It - TIME
Hauwa
20:30:44
Thanks you
MaJiKman
20:31:20
what what what!!!!!!
WesFL_
20:33:21
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windrider
20:33:34
MaJiKman, only three whats? That’s not very bright.
MaJiKman
20:34:20
I came in late so missed the greenie spot
BigChrisAshley
20:34:25
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WesFL_
20:34:29
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MaJiKman
20:34:36
Do i need more whats
WesFL
20:34:42
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bobbeach
20:36:47
I don't think lobbying is such as big an issue in Europe than it is in the US
patrice
20:37:36
I disagree @bobbeach
MaJiKman
20:38:05
Luv it BTN ‘Question Time’
bobbeach
20:38:56
Not Zuk just the Russians!
mullerbiker
20:39:17
patrice you nicked my story.... have to go to my backup
Hauwa
20:39:35
use the other fb story
bobbeach
20:39:45
Antitrust policy in the US has become impotent
bobbeach
20:41:02
Industrial concentration has increasd significantly
mullerbiker
20:41:11
Hsuwa I got a better one I beat up facebook last week
bobbeach
20:41:14
in mnay industies
mullerbiker
20:42:28
THis going back to Atley for President again
mullerbiker
20:42:34
But he too old :)
DeepPan
20:42:55
Amazon can currently see the sales figures of every product sold through their website, then look at which products they should make their own version of, possibly as a loss-leader, to kill off competition and corner the market
DeepPan
20:43:15
Amazon Basics products
patrice
20:44:01
And they're doing that. One of the things we learned from the whole Apple Antitrust case (which was a sham)
DeepPan
20:44:21
yep, agree Patrice
DeepPan
20:45:57
News is rarely true, unbaised news now, it’s all op.eds. which people are reading as news
windrider
20:46:55
JEFF BEZOS OWNS THE WASHINGTON POST
Ewen
20:46:57
It never has been Deeppan
windrider
20:47:10
capslock stuck, sorry
DeepPan
20:47:34
True Ewen, but it’s a sliding scale now, more extreme and polarising
MaJiKman
20:47:56
But the tech has increased the numbers involved massively
MaJiKman
20:48:32
Who knew there were thousands of people out there who thought like me
Ewen
20:48:52
Phrases that will never be heard…”To many people are listening to Patrice”
patrice
20:49:18
I hope not.. I have no clue what I'm talking about :P
DeepPan
20:52:32
One of the biggest sources of news in the US are the comedy news shows, but most people can’t differentiate between news and editorialised entertainment
patrice
20:53:13
Now, the question is, why that is? Why can't most people do it?
DeepPan
20:53:31
whether that has a deliberate and intentional slant or not is an entirely different question
Ewen
20:54:27
ITS ALWAYS been a deliverate and intentional slant since the first person owned a publication
DeepPan
20:56:33
Sorry Ewen, I worded that badly, I meant if that slant is deliberate for a malicious purpose is another question
DeepPan
20:57:21
Oh get Patrice with the slick transition to his story ;)
windrider
20:58:23
Damn, almost fell off my chair. Lack of sleep will do that.
DeepPan
20:59:35
Imagine pop-up ads on dial-up! :D
Atley
21:00:27
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mullerbiker
21:01:01
my story
BigChrisAshley
21:01:04
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windrider
21:01:19
intranet
bobbeach
21:01:39
I agrre Parrice. The internet is both wonderful and terrible
MaJiKman
21:01:44
Muller should get Tim as a guest
MaJiKman
21:02:40
But is that to keep us out or them in muller?
DeepPan
21:04:40
Someone creating their own DNS, then control what’s surved and inject their own overlay ads? That would be shocking! Cough! GOOGLE! Cough! :D
BigChrisAshley
21:04:42
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BigChrisAshley
21:06:46
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windrider
21:07:24
Does this mean Cubans are finally gettinghsmartphones?
windrider
21:11:38
Sorry, gotta go now. Bye.
windrider
21:11:44
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MaJiKman
21:12:16
5’s alive!!
mullerbiker
21:14:41
Chris can smoke his meat from anywhere
DeepPan
21:16:09
Do they have a webcam too, so anyone on the internet can see your meat! Be careful how you search for that! :D
mullerbiker
21:16:52
Can you smoke OX tail?
DeepPan
21:17:15
Can’t smoke Ox tail soup Muller :D
mullerbiker
21:17:46
No but the tail before you make soup or stew
Hauwa
21:17:48
nah, but you could smoke the oxtail
Hauwa
21:18:03
beats a pressure cooker
mullerbiker
21:18:22
Do you need Rizzlas to smoke your m eat?
bobbeach
21:18:42
Smoker? is that same as a BBQ?
bobbeach
21:19:33
I've fallen asleep
BigChrisAshley_
21:20:05
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BigChrisAshley
21:20:05
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mullerbiker
21:20:45
Bob nope
DeepPan
21:21:14
Internet Sous Vide machines too?
patrice
21:22:21
Anova @DeepPan
MaJiKman
21:22:28
Watching water boil, thats a first
bobbeach
21:22:53
Analysis of Variance Patrice?
bobbeach
21:23:47
Kippers!
mullerbiker
21:24:17
I have kipper tie
MaJiKman
21:24:51
Smoked mackerel pate Ewen
mullerbiker
21:26:46
Don?t worry apple will make a folding phone in 3 years and they have reinvented the folding phne
mullerbiker
21:27:09
It will be brilliantly thin
Atley
21:27:26
NO!!! they will have INVENTED it... don't be daft!
mullerbiker
21:27:26
and have the battery life of an asthmatic flea
MaJiKman
21:28:40
Biggest problem with folding phones will be the screen ratio
bobbeach
21:29:44
"battery life of an asthmatic flea"?!!
bobbeach
21:30:26
I'm not sure a folding phone interest me or not?
patrice
21:30:37
Is that the name of @mullerbiker new metal band? @bobbeach
bobbeach
21:30:49
could be!
mullerbiker
21:31:11
And it will be the best metal band ever
BigChrisAshley_
21:31:25
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MaJiKman
21:31:47
Is that a folding metal band muller
bobbeach
21:36:50
MS DOS? I remember CP/M
mullerbiker
21:38:37
Chris is smoking Ewens meat over the internet
BigChrisAshley_
21:40:25
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BigChrisAshley_
21:40:51
MS Surface Headphones
BigChrisAshley_
21:40:55
0315213940%3as&ef_id=XIwbnAAAATkfJy-3%3a20190315213940%3as&activetab=pivot%3aoverviewtab
bobbeach
21:43:00
These look good. But pricey?
mullerbiker
21:43:30
You look like a cyberman in them headphones :)
Hauwa
21:44:04
ha - i see that now that you've mentioned it
mullerbiker
21:44:54
L283 in UK
bobbeach
21:45:39
would the noise cancelation be good enough on an airplane?
mullerbiker
21:47:37
Delete Delete
bobbeach
21:48:47
gotta go. Bye
bobbeach
21:49:32
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patrice
21:53:44
Ewen you need to color correct muller's video
BigChrisAshley_
21:54:27
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patrice
21:54:30
He's usually a pale gnome, but now he looks like the orange squirrel
MaJiKman
21:58:14
£49m on red nose so far
Atley
21:59:46
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DeepPan
22:00:24
top show all
MaJiKman
22:00:33
I want to know about Greenie
MaJiKman
22:01:21
‘We want Ashley’s smokie meat’
DeepPan
22:01:21
Greenie taking over LMUG? :D
MaJiKman
22:01:38
Yes whats that about?
mullerbiker
22:01:54
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Hauwa
22:01:54
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Ewen
22:02:06
THanks EEveryone
DeepPan
22:02:21
good weekend all
DeepPan
22:02:31
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MaJiKman
22:02:37
Dont leave me in suspense
BTNLinks
22:04:01
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Ewen
22:04:16
Mwhahahahahahah!
Ewen
22:04:26
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MaJiKman
22:05:06
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