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Time
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noUXfiqP
12:26:19
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noUXfiqP
12:26:27
hiii
noUXfiqP
12:27:00
hi
noUXfiqP
12:27:09
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mj
13:18:46
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mj
13:19:20
no comment
mj
13:19:33
hi
mj
13:19:45
hi
mj
13:20:33
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MR_W
15:07:36
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BTNLinks_
15:44:16
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BTNLinks_
15:44:25
afternoon
batwench
15:44:35
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Ewen
15:45:37
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batwench
15:45:52
Hello Ewen YOu have any snow?
Ewen
15:45:55
Afternoon
Ewen
15:46:01
No snow
MR_W
15:47:05
got some snow on the tops but sleet outside at the mo
jamerickards
15:48:03
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jamerickards
15:48:07
hey
jamerickards
15:48:20
what line please
Ewen
15:48:42
4 @jamesrickards
batwench
15:48:47
Corney Fell is white, and we have what I call thick rain. The stuff between being wet and solid]
jamerickards
15:48:49
ta
batwench
15:49:11
Ewen I took your advice and upgraded to MohFara
DeepPan
15:49:49
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DeepPan
15:50:14
afternoon all
batwench
15:50:20
Afternoob
DeepPan
15:50:58
afterboob? :D
batwench
15:51:55
DeepPan: dyslexic fingers
DeepPan
15:52:20
It’s never good when fingers start doing their own thing :D
jamerickards
15:52:29
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jamerickards
15:52:37
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jamerickards
15:54:47
1 moiment away
jamerickards
15:54:50
Moment
jamerickards
15:54:53
Thx room!
jamerickards
15:55:03
LIVE In 60
mullerbiker
15:55:06
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mullerbiker
15:55:15
Hello world
batwench
15:55:35
Hello Muller
mullerbiker
15:55:49
Hello batwench
DeepPan
15:56:18
who’s the skinny bloke! :D
jeff
15:57:13
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batwench
15:57:25
DeepPan: who’s the skinny block with the short hair
batwench
15:57:34
JeffG: you secy beast you
jamerickards
15:57:49
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jamerickards
15:57:56
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JeffG
15:58:11
Waking up to Batwench is the best
jamerickards
15:58:21
hello everyone!
batwench
16:00:22
But mullerbiker is in the room. He is the biggest tit I know
MaJiKman
16:00:52
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MaJiKman
16:01:21
Afternoon all
batwench
16:01:31
JeffG: Cheesy puff BUT BETTER
Steve
16:01:47
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mullerbiker
16:01:53
batwench: FU with respect
JeffG
16:01:54
I’ll enjoy them vicariously through you!
Steve
16:02:18
Cheetos!!!
batwench
16:03:12
I talk to myself because I like the answers I get.
Mullerbiker_
16:04:51
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DeepPan
16:04:54
“Can I bring my wife/cousin?@ :D
Mullerbiker_
16:05:30
fuck finally got my mac to play
batwench
16:05:49
is he from Norfolk?
batwench
16:06:34
ewen did it ever start
mullerbiker
16:07:52
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MaJiKman
16:08:27
Only watch to be mot even correct when stopped
Mullerbiker
16:10:25
You da me are everything?
Mullerbiker
16:11:06
You can programme the light on that mouse
MaJiKman
16:11:49
Bloody crappy connection, keep getting freeze on the feed.
patrice
16:12:15
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Mullerbiker
16:12:16
They do lovely keyboard to go with that mouse
DeepPan
16:13:32
Scotsman in a clear bodybag? :D
batwench
16:14:05
JeffG: with Parkinson interview
MaJiKman
16:14:25
Rod Hull emu
Mullerbiker
16:15:19
The Parky car crash meg ryan interview
batwench
16:15:20
Is it gin time yet?
batwench
16:15:51
He fell off the roof
MaJiKman
16:16:03
That was Wogan wasn't it
batwench
16:16:13
She was off her tits
batwench
16:17:07
Mullerbiker: guess who I get to see in the flesh on 1st Jun?
Mullerbiker
16:17:38
Ewen?
batwench
16:18:30
Mullerbiker: TOM HIDDLESTON ………..
DeepPan
16:18:32
Ewen would have gone into battle with his “Q-Tip” :D
batwench
16:18:34
Squeek
Mullerbiker
16:18:45
Rusell Harty v Grace Jones
DeepPan
16:18:54
Grace Jones was Russel Harty I think
batwench
16:20:07
JeffG: Also check out Terry Wogan and George Best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksCwQWmRPak
batwench
16:20:32
You may now start the show. I have gin.
jamerickards
16:21:03
thx batwench
jamerickards
16:21:04
!!
jamerickards
16:22:28
WE LOVE JEFF
Mullerbiker
16:22:37
Double Jeff :)
batwench
16:23:07
Ewen I am getting to see him in the flesh. The restraining order means I can’t get within 10 nyrds of him. LOL
jamerickards
16:23:50
wow bull death race
MaJiKman
16:28:54
Back to the Future!!
MaJiKman
16:30:00
What you sleep in your trainers Doc?
Steve
16:30:35
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Mullerbiker
16:31:42
Ardman thought about them first
DeepPan
16:32:30
Can I ask Siri to automatically walk me home in these shoes when I’m pissed? :D
batwench
16:32:42
Ewen they do do mens https://www.jimmychoo.com/en/men/
JeffG
16:32:46
The Wrong Trousers is the best!
Steve
16:33:02
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Mullerbiker
16:33:27
seen the prices!
batwench
16:33:31
I know my shoes
batwench
16:33:44
Thanks Doc
Mullerbiker
16:33:48
batwench you clearly dont
batwench
16:34:02
Mullerbiker: Just because I have style
Mullerbiker
16:34:38
Anyone buys them will be robbed
batwench
16:36:16
jamerickards: We have the factory just down the road for NB - has a factory shop - cheapish trainers
jamerickards
16:36:37
ohhhh!! yes @batwench
jamerickards
16:36:48
have a look in the 4E bin for me!
DeepPan
16:37:43
Cheap iPod touch, to be bundled with the upcoming “Apple Prime” music/movies/tv service?
MaJiKman
16:37:58
back to future 2 1989, Wrong trousers 1993 muller
Steve
16:40:15
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MaJiKman
16:41:32
Is that the Oslo mobile 2 even
Steve
16:41:52
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MaJiKman
16:42:48
Osmo Mobile 2 Ewen (bloody spellcheck)
Steve
16:44:24
Zen moose!
batwench
16:44:43
jamerickards: What size again?
MaJiKman
16:47:57
I did the upgrade on my 6S to pass on to my daughter
jamerickards
16:49:24
4E
jamerickards
16:49:27
erm 11.5
jamerickards
16:49:41
thnak ! 4E :)
WesFL
16:50:29
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WesFL
16:51:23
The case works with wireless charging.
batwench
16:51:23
HIYA WesFL
WesFL
16:51:38
Hi all
batwench
16:51:54
Why do they not put a sideways shot on the page to show how actally thick it is.
WesFL
16:52:28
The price is crazy
MaJiKman
16:52:39
Walking around on site all day using the phone for a-number of different uses the battery pack could be useful
Mullerbiker
16:52:50
The apple one is wireless chargeable too
Mullerbiker
16:54:07
I think my batterie pack ferked my iphone 7 internal battery
batwench
16:54:12
Smooth like Doc’s voice
Mullerbiker
16:54:42
james is that cause your billy no mates?
MaJiKman
16:54:56
Ask Doc if he’s seen the new version of Magnum PI
jamerickards
16:55:35
I just ignore your calls Muller
Steve
16:55:50
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batwench
16:57:44
Well have you seem the Fantastic 4 films
bobbeach
16:58:38
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batwench
16:58:46
Hold on Torch was Dr Who
batwench
16:59:01
If they are theier evil twins will they have goatees?
MaJiKman
16:59:23
Sorry @ewen the bible had it first, fight fire with fire
bobbeach
17:00:10
Torchwood was good!
batwench
17:00:13
MaJiKman: fighting fire is far more effective if you use water or some specialist equipment if it is chemical.
Mullerbiker
17:00:34
I liked Torchwoodɮ GOT is shit
bobbeach
17:00:44
GoT is briiliant
patrice
17:00:58
I didn't like GoT
batwench
17:01:06
JeffG: thats it, was having a blonde moment
Mullerbiker
17:01:08
Watched first series and that was it..
jamerickards
17:01:14
yay bob
Mullerbiker
17:01:14
Lost crap
jamerickards
17:01:19
GOT rocks
Mullerbiker
17:01:19
The Dome crap
bobbeach
17:01:38
Lost was excellent apart from the last season
batwench
17:01:41
Ewen: I couldn’t get into the books- neither reading them or audiobooking them.
MaJiKman
17:02:14
You blow out fire-well fires with explosives @batwench
batwench
17:02:25
Does doc get Hawiii 5 0 if you can get an autographg for my mam that would be great
batwench
17:02:38
MaJiKman: true, they do it with burning oil wells
jamerickards
17:02:40
ohhh John wick 3 coming toooooo
Steve
17:03:01
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batwench
17:03:09
JeffG: they have also re-botted Mcgyver.....
bobbeach
17:03:18
Bodyguard was good. Les Miserables is even better
patrice
17:03:21
yeah. it was shit
JeffG
17:03:27
Sigh. What’s up with all the reboots?
batwench
17:03:44
WHen they do a Street Hawk re-boot or even Air wolf..
patrice
17:03:50
THey're running out of ideas/it's lower risk @JeffG
JeffG
17:03:51
What’s next? Muder She Wrote reboot?
DeepPan
17:03:56
GoT was all hype and no content
MR_W
17:04:00
ah man street hawk
bobbeach
17:04:07
Sniper movies? That's a genre?!
batwench
17:04:17
JeffG: have you seen the offical Ghostbusters 3 teaser?......
JeffG
17:04:43
I have! I’m hopeful for a cool movie, but not holding my breath.
WesFL
17:04:58
Star Trek Discovery is crap
bobbeach
17:04:59
Yes, the Sniper game series is really good
DeepPan
17:05:04
They did the same with the Leathal Weapon movie to tv series
batwench
17:05:31
ewen - you need to reserect the media show - look at the great craic that is happening at the moment
DeepPan
17:05:48
Dr.Who, total crap, all SJW BS!
batwench
17:06:07
DeepPan: SJW?
DeepPan
17:06:32
Social Justice Warrior
DeepPan
17:06:53
just take a look at the new Gillette razor advert :D
jamerickards
17:07:03
SLIM JEWISH Welsh perdon
jamerickards
17:07:11
*person
batwench
17:07:26
DeepPan: I like that ad. We women have had ads targeting and telling us to be better people for years. Why the hate?
Mullerbiker
17:07:50
Bollox do apple still sell 2011 macpro batteries mines dying :(
jamerickards
17:07:58
ohhhh Gillette - you bunch of white privilage
batwench
17:07:59
jamerickards: how many slim welsh jewish people do you know? I don’t know any that are slim?
Mullerbiker
17:08:15
Model Name: MacBook Pro
Mullerbiker
17:08:15
Model Identifier: MacBookPro8,1
jamerickards
17:08:16
Hmmmm agreed @batwench
Mullerbiker
17:08:17
Processor Name: Intel Core i7
Mullerbiker
17:08:18
Processor Speed: 2.7 GHz
batwench
17:08:19
JeffG: stop product testing
Mullerbiker
17:08:20
Number of Processors: 1
Mullerbiker
17:08:21
Total Number of Cores: 2
Mullerbiker
17:08:23
L2 Cache (per Core): 256 KB
Mullerbiker
17:08:24
L3 Cache: 4 MB
Mullerbiker
17:08:26
Memory: 8 GB
DeepPan
17:08:27
So, the solution to combat sexism, is more sexism in reverse?!?!? :D :D
Mullerbiker
17:08:27
Boot ROM Version: 82.0.0.0.0
Mullerbiker
17:08:29
SMC Version (system): 1.68f99
Mullerbiker
17:08:30
Serial Number (system): C02FC0K9DH2M
Mullerbiker
17:08:31
Hardware UUID: D918EFC9-1EFA-5C2D-922C-71184349269C
Mullerbiker
17:08:32
Sudden Motion Sensor:
Mullerbiker
17:08:33
State: Enabled
JeffG
17:08:33
Never, BW!
batwench
17:09:05
JeffG: correct access
MR_W
17:09:59
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batwench
17:10:21
JeffG: I have a watch ustvnow subscription - I am neither a (fab people_ member of the us miltary or an ex pat abroad - they accept anyone
JeffG
17:10:42
Good to know!
batwench
17:10:57
DeepPan: nope - equality - if we have to live with the patronism so do you
DeepPan
17:11:32
wow, great way to address and fix an issue! :D:D:D
Mullerbiker
17:11:49
BARSTARDS
batwench
17:12:12
DeepPan: you have just been Womansplaed HE HE
Mullerbiker
17:12:48
I pop into apple then you gits
Mullerbiker
17:13:38
THis is one for Patrice best bits
batwench
17:13:39
dont need to read out the info - we have a chat bot that records all of the bollocks spouted in here
batwench
17:13:51
Put the screen up and see who is not on screen
DeepPan
17:14:17
Sounds like some more “content” coming in!! :D
JeffG
17:14:25
Ha!
batwench
17:14:43
Ewen - you can’t say anything in the old studio you were known to broadcast while away from the desk
batwench
17:14:49
Or so Mullerbiker says
DeepPan
17:15:49
i won’t reply batwench, as if I display the same level of sexism you did, someone would take offence #DoubleStandards :D
batwench
17:16:44
DeepPan: You ought to be in work with my team - the PC briage woud have a heart attack. We believe in equality and diversity = we take the piss out of everyone equally.
patrice
17:17:00
Here's the link where you can submit your nominations for "Best Moments of 2019" https://goo.gl/forms/caypm30vYC6HWb5y2
patrice
17:17:00
It will be up the entire year so you can submit at any time and for any show
batwench
17:17:52
mmm 49 inches
batwench
17:18:56
doc - can you colour filters for it as white can bleach out a lot of people. Ewen or Mullerbiker can you ask him
DeepPan
17:19:17
batwench, I’m totally happy with dishing it out and taking it, but that’s something the SJWs aren’t capable of. As per Dr.Who and the Gillette advert, among others
batwench
17:20:18
each to their own. I have very thick skin (or fat as I like to correctly call it) If you are a snowflake then how on earth have made it through this far on this network LOL
batwench
17:21:19
DeepPan: this place is like work - we can take it and dish it out but if someone says that is too far we will stop. it is called respect for each other.
batwench
17:21:49
2500 lumens - thats a lot of candles!
batwench
17:23:37
Lumens to watts table
bobbeach
17:23:38
Another great pic from Doc
batwench
17:23:38
Lumens Incandescent
batwench
17:23:39
light bulb
batwench
17:23:40
watts Fluorescent
batwench
17:23:42
/ LED
batwench
17:23:43
watts
batwench
17:23:45
375 lm 25 W 6.23 W
batwench
17:23:46
600 lm 40 W 10 W
batwench
17:23:48
900 lm 60 W 15 W
batwench
17:23:50
1125 lm 75 W 18.75 W
batwench
17:23:51
1500 lm 100 W 25 W
batwench
17:23:52
2250 lm 150 W 37.5 W
batwench
17:23:52
3000 lm 200 W 50 W
MaJiKman
17:24:06
Sorry missed that, is there a link for that light ewen
JeffG
17:24:12
batwench
17:24:39
MaJiKman: doc hasnt put it is. Someone get the link ewen
bobbeach
17:25:05
Has the video frozen? I'm just getting audio
batwench
17:25:22
excuse me but is JeffG T-Shirt have an AT AT on it and cats?
DeepPan
17:26:19
nope, stream seems ok
DeepPan
17:26:31
even at my age! :D :D :D
batwench
17:26:47
bobbeach: good - try refresh
bobbeach
17:26:47
It was me. Got it back now
jamerickards
17:27:04
DeepPan
17:27:54
bobbeach, haven’t you usually left by now? :D
batwench
17:28:00
JeffG: neeeeeeedddddd
JeffG
17:28:13
The quality is really good
batwench
17:28:24
Have book marked the link
bobbeach
17:28:38
DEpends hwo boring the pics are!
DeepPan
17:28:48
Is James’s pick going to be his boil-in-the-bad scotsman? :D
MaJiKman
17:28:49
Can we have a link for Doc’s pick please
DeepPan
17:29:05
boil-in-the-bag!
Steve
17:29:12
Great shirts, JeffG
JeffG
17:29:24
I love Snarkfish
bobbeach
17:29:26
Doc was right. Crap audio from James!
jamerickards
17:31:18
wow thx bob
bobbeach
17:31:38
You're welcome
patrice
17:31:59
jamerickards
17:32:01
hmmmm 3d Mpas
jamerickards
17:32:04
MAPS**
Steve
17:32:23
Steve
17:32:44
The light is “highlighted “ on the home page
batwench
17:34:19
JeffG: you are so going to cost me a fortune in custom fees
JeffG
17:34:39
You’re welcome, BW :-)
DeepPan
17:34:44
James Rickard rolled! :D
Steve
17:35:52
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batwench
17:36:00
JeffG: you are evil… I like you
DeepPan
17:36:57
This is like watching the “Ebony & Ivory” video all over again! :D
jamerickards
17:37:12
i love you Doc!
jamerickards
17:37:13
:0
jamerickards
17:37:21
in fact i love you all :)
jamerickards
17:38:17
hit me up @ajemsrickards (twitter)
jamerickards
17:38:29
wow got that wrong??
jamerickards
17:38:33
@jamesrickards
jamerickards
17:38:35
ka boom
batwench
17:38:50
Ah the voice of sanity
DeepPan
17:39:32
great show all :D
patrice
17:39:39
Thanks chat room!
batwench
17:39:52
see you several gins later on BS
bobbeach
17:39:57
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Mullerbiker_
17:40:01
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MaJiKman
17:40:06
thanks Patrice and all the guys
jamerickards
17:40:11
OFF OMNIC???
patrice
17:40:14
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jamerickards
17:40:14
OFF ONIC???
jamerickards
17:40:28
whats the link?
batwench
17:40:47
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
17:40:58
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
17:41:09
bye gang!
DeepPan
17:41:26
DeepPan
17:41:33
James & doc :D
DeepPan
17:41:47
laters all
bobbeach
17:41:55
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jamerickards
17:42:00
TAKE CARE ALL
jamerickards
17:42:02
LATERZ
MaJiKman
17:42:06
Hope to see you guys at 8pm
jamerickards
17:42:19
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bobbeach
17:42:22
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
17:42:40
<< Leaves the chat room
MaJiKman
17:42:58
Jackie dosen’t think much to the singing
MaJiKman
17:44:31
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
17:44:54
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
19:25:34
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Mullerbiker
19:26:05
And we back from curry house
DeepPan
19:36:53
evening
batwench
19:44:42
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batwench
19:45:21
Just waaiting for mrbatwench to take one set of clothes off and change into another BRB
Mullerbiker_
19:47:33
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Mullerbiker
19:49:36
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batwench
19:51:20
ewen can you please let me know when feed is up
Atley
19:54:49
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Mullerbiker_
19:59:20
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Mullerbiker
19:59:59
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Ewen
20:00:14
Its up @batwench
batwench
20:00:53
so it is
DeepPan
20:01:07
hellooooo again
jeff
20:01:57
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batwench
20:03:55
ewen - what do you eat at the Kissmet now?
Ewen
20:04:35
King Prawn Pathia with a Sag Bajee
batwench
20:04:58
not a tandoori mix - very meaty
Ewen
20:05:25
Not enough Fat in Tandoori
batwench
20:05:50
ahhh I have learnt something else today
Atley
20:05:55
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Ewen
20:05:58
Pathia is cooked in Ghi so its perfect. 70% Fat 20% Protein 10% Carbs
Ewen
20:06:14
The more fat I eat the faster I lose weight
batwench
20:06:20
awesome
batwench
20:06:53
owch
Mullerbiker
20:07:49
Removing pins n anestetic
DeepPan
20:07:58
Anyone else seen that scene in Jaws where they’re comparing scars? :D
DeepPan
20:08:58
Duncan Norvel :D
Atley
20:09:48
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DeepPan
20:09:58
DeepPan
20:10:13
Crossroads
batwench
20:10:40
ahhh crossroads Bong bong da bong bong
DeepPan
20:10:50
DeepPan
20:11:16
Miss Diane! :D
batwench
20:11:47
Bullseye
batwench
20:12:00
Saw Benny in Panto in Swansea
Mullerbiker
20:12:04
Goldshot
Atley
20:12:28
is the video working for you guys?
batwench
20:12:35
Atley: yes
dabbsy
20:12:37
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batwench
20:12:41
Boon Michael Elfich
Atley
20:12:46
what are you using?
batwench
20:12:51
Chrome
DeepPan
20:12:52
stream seems ok
batwench
20:13:04
Mullerbiker: alot of alcholics own pubs
batwench
20:13:42
Oi less of the bleeting - just cause I am welsh
batwench
20:14:04
has anyone mentioned bernad manning
batwench
20:14:24
or even the great les dawson
batwench
20:14:37
yes I am - on chrome
batwench
20:14:47
will try on safari
Mullerbiker
20:14:56
works in safari too
batwench
20:15:09
just for the delay - its taking the piss
batwench
20:16:52
Mullerbiker: HOW BRIGHT IS YOUR TEE?
batwench
20:17:09
Trump lying - never...
DeepPan
20:17:27
WIth Muller’s shirt, has he just finished his shift at Ikea? ;)
batwench
20:17:34
DeepPan: LOL
Mullerbiker
20:17:37
batwench my away shirt
batwench
20:17:47
Mullerbiker: yes it should go away
Mullerbiker
20:18:36
batwench this is a great shirt
batwench
20:18:48
well it is a shirt
batwench
20:18:54
you look like a dafoldil
batwench
20:19:29
is Atley Canadian? can you say about
Atley
20:19:37
about
batwench
20:19:42
on screen lol
Atley
20:19:57
lol, I know...
batwench
20:20:04
snuzzles
batwench
20:20:30
Is it me or is there a Max Headroom happening on this feed
DeepPan
20:21:00
I thought he was going to say his sideline was driving instructor for Prince Philip! :D
batwench
20:21:50
well at the place where science sleeps they are rolling out windows 10 from April LOL
batwench
20:22:02
Science never sleeps
batwench
20:22:51
The apps stoped being updated yonks ago. not worth the money
batwench
20:23:21
that is why `i went back yo ios
bobbeach
20:23:32
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bobbeach
20:24:57
Bonsoir
batwench
20:28:06
When Alan Howsall moves away from windows mobile you know it is dead in the mobile
Mullerbiker
20:28:10
Have they stopped supporting Win CE or Pocket 2002?
batwench
20:28:50
When over in Tenerife you will hardly see a iOS phone it is all andrfoid
batwench
20:29:37
I loved my 1020 - bloody great I still have it
batwench
20:29:43
not use it
batwench
20:30:28
Linux for mobile.....
batwench
20:30:49
tizer?
bobbeach
20:31:51
Everyone's more diplomatic that muller!
batwench
20:32:01
DeepPan
20:32:09
What about the Chinese Android phones, for the rest of the work, that are all open source?
batwench
20:32:14
DeepPan
20:32:19
rest of the world
batwench
20:32:39
DeepPan: thought you typed rest of the wok
batwench
20:34:45
I tried Cortana on my xbox - although it understood me it wasnt very good
batwench
20:36:13
ewen - news from the chat room https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46919489
batwench
20:36:30
tesla and job cuts - cars too expensive no shite sherlock
trigger
20:37:03
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mrbatwench
20:37:37
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batwench
20:37:46
hello to the 2 of you
mrbatwench
20:37:52
Hellooooooooooo!
batwench
20:38:29
JeffG: you mean this death scene of cortana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k1msXP7RTo
batwench
20:38:49
OMG does this mean that cortana is going to be the new clippy?
batwench
20:39:58
‘nuff said
JeffG
20:40:02
Holy crap. Clippy Cortana.
batwench
20:41:14
At least Cortana could understand a welsh accent
batwench
20:41:46
Google is good at undertanding me - siri not a chance in hell
Mullerbiker
20:41:49
kasa TP link works with Cortanaɮ
batwench
20:42:25
ewen - can they sort out the matrix glitches?
mrbatwench
20:43:13
I liked Cortana :-)
batwench
20:43:44
me
bobbeach
20:43:44
Isn't Microsoft doing incredibly well at the moment? Stock market darling
SwampRat
20:43:57
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mrbatwench
20:44:27
Sad Microsoft announced end of support for Windows Phone at the end of this year too :-)
batwench
20:44:31
Disney.com has been hacked - I sent my email that I got from them to BTNews email addres
dabbsy
20:45:00
batwench
20:45:56
Is it wrong that I haven’t seen mrbatwench since Monday morning because he has been in Harwell but at the moment we are sat less than 3 foot away from each other and we are communicating through this chat room
JeffG
20:46:38
That’s true love right there.
batwench
20:46:50
JeffG: welcome to our house.
Mullerbiker
20:47:47
my gmail was pawned but icloud addess is
SwampRat
20:48:07
Almost forgot about the show. Then again, recently got out of the hospital after a nearly two week stay.
batwench
20:48:27
JeffG: I think the three reasons why mrbatwench has put with me is 1: we have seperate bathrooms. 2: he works away from home 1/2 the time 3: we communicate via gadgets
batwench
20:49:33
SwampRat: bloody hell what were you in for and more importanlty do you need to sell and organ to pay for the saty.
JeffG
20:50:38
That sounds like an excellent relationship arrangement, BW. Seriously!
batwench
20:50:53
JeffG: works for us
SwampRat
20:51:28
batwench: Had part of my esophagus removed in an eight hour surgery. It had been closing up, couldn't swallow much. 95% closure. They removed the bad part. Still got staples in my chest, should be removed on the 23rd at my post-op appointment
SwampRat
20:52:52
batwench: Luckily, combination of Medicaid and free care at the state university hospital covered the costs, otherwise I'd be screwed financially.
batwench
20:53:20
smoking?
batwench
20:53:37
ssorry wong bit of pipe.
SwampRat
20:54:13
batwench: Esophagus goes to the stomach :-)
batwench
20:55:49
SwampRat: realised that after I typed it.
batwench
20:56:34
both mrbatwench and I clicked on the link…. why
SwampRat
20:56:59
They think the blockage formed after years of bad acid reflux.
batwench
20:57:02
long one sir. oh suits you sir
batwench
20:57:18
SwampRat: owch. that is is a long time of suffering
mrbatwench
20:57:36
Think that I’ll stick with the Withings Mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
20:57:50
i got both on
skidmarks
20:58:19
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batwench
20:58:30
or a museum piece. One of my ex collegues and his bro have a lock up with old apple computers. Ewen and them should hook up and start a museum
mrbatwench
20:58:35
I think the Withings is a good compromise between smarty watch and normal watch.
batwench
20:59:04
I like my Withings - it does stuff but it also does what I want from a watch - tell the time
skidmarks
21:00:05
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batwench
21:00:41
Mullerbiker: I love my 3310 - it is my emergency car phone. Battery last for yonks
Mullerbiker
21:00:52
I knew that
batwench
21:01:17
I also have it on a different network to my main phone - smart thinking
batwench
21:01:27
rolex
batwench
21:02:25
Ewen: mrbatwench has been buying watches off ebay - the mechanical type.
batwench
21:02:30
That and tweed suits
mrbatwench
21:02:58
You agreed tweed suits me dear
batwench
21:03:02
Mullerbiker: you havent filled your ring?
bobbeach
21:03:02
I really love my £3K Rolex
batwench
21:03:15
mrbatwench: yes they do, that is the scary thing
batwench
21:04:39
rampril - I am on that Ewen
batwench
21:05:15
ewen - so the blood pressure was raised for another reason
batwench
21:06:40
My dr does it on the old mechanical method. they tried the automatic one - they got rid of them as they were crap
batwench
21:07:33
Mind you mrbatwench got mem the withings BP thing and it gives a very similar to the drs one
bobbeach
21:08:39
ALong with your drugs muller?
mrbatwench
21:08:41
No
Mullerbiker
21:10:16
bobbeach I only sniff the best
batwench
21:10:32
mrbatwench best watch lasted about 15 years - he bought it off a bloke in a service station car park. He can a bit twp sometimes - looked great
DeepPan
21:10:47
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batwench
21:11:17
apprenlty he has just said that he still has it and all it needs is a new battery!
Mullerbiker
21:11:29
bobbeach do you have a spare Doro phone? need one for my dad :)
batwench
21:12:03
Mullerbiker: we may have a few - dont ask
mrbatwench
21:13:00
Think I charity shopped mine. Will look.
batwench
21:13:06
one week JeffG does sex apps the next, kids.....
bobbeach
21:13:51
in app purcgase
batwench
21:14:05
JeffG: has kids that are part of his life :O
batwench
21:17:08
I am not saying that a 7kg maine coon kitten can be destuctive but mrbatwench has had to put an oak block back into our oak dining table...
batwench
21:18:28
less said about what lego he can destroy the better
batwench
21:20:20
Mullerbiker: calm down - calm down
batwench
21:20:58
I always think stout is Irish
batwench
21:21:15
Or you buy 4 and have a pub
batwench
21:21:55
and all the bollocks we chat
batwench
21:22:18
Ewen I dibs kids tv shows for JeffG
JeffG
21:22:39
I can’t wait!
Smackthegapist
21:22:46
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batwench
21:22:47
dabbsy: I so need that for my keys, wallet, kindle , cats
Smackthegapist
21:23:10
I love cats
mrbatwench
21:23:24
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batwench
21:23:31
Smackthegapist: so do I. I am a mad welsh cat lady with 14 and a tortoise
mrbatwench
21:23:41
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batwench
21:23:56
oh and a mrbatwench
Smackthegapist
21:24:22
Ok😐
batwench
21:25:31
btw welcome to chat room and the show
batwench
21:26:03
has anyone introdued JeffG to MInder?
Smackthegapist
21:26:21
I cant see the show
batwench
21:26:59
Smackthegapist: what is a gapist?
Smackthegapist
21:27:24
I dont know
dabbsy
21:27:31
https://www.theregister.co.uk/ and search for DABBS
batwench
21:28:09
not much
Smackthegapist
21:28:21
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo🤬!
JeffG
21:28:31
bye gang!
Mullerbiker
21:28:35
byee all
batwench
21:28:38
JeffG: sleep well
JeffG
21:28:54
That’s the plan!
bobbeach
21:29:01
bye bye everyone, bye bye
JeffG
21:29:02
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Smackthegapist
21:29:15
Bye friends
batwench
21:29:21
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SwampRat
21:29:22
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Mullerbiker
21:29:31
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Smackthegapist
21:29:36
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mrbatwench
21:29:43
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Smackthegapist
21:29:43
>> Joins the chat room
Atley
21:30:16
bye all!
bobbeach
21:30:33
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BTNLinks_
21:31:12
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Ewen
21:33:02
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WesFL
21:35:38
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dabbsy
21:41:30
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Smackthegapist
21:56:38
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Atley
21:57:26
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trigger
22:43:45
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