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Time
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Vm
2:08:41
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Vm
2:08:52
Hello
Vm
2:09:34
Wheres youre asshole
Vm
2:10:09
Live chat
Vm
2:10:19
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Ewen
15:43:47
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DeepPan
15:46:00
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Ewen
15:46:08
Afternoon
DeepPan
15:46:52
hellloooo :)
batwench
15:49:56
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batwench
15:52:02
ewen you streaming yet?
Ewen
15:52:10
Just about to
batwench
15:52:42
Now you have it on proper day at proper time I can remember to join you and start my weekend right :-)
WesFL
15:53:20
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Mullerbiker
15:54:46
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BTNLinks_
15:54:56
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windrider
15:55:17
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MR_W
15:56:01
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batwench
15:56:41
Hello peps
Ewen
15:56:58
Are you seeing us?
WesFL
15:57:14
I can see you
batwench
15:57:23
ewen yes
batwench
15:57:33
and apparenlty you have rugby
WesFL
15:57:44
Hi all
windrider
15:57:49
I can see weird colours
MR_W
15:57:49
oh yes
batwench
15:57:51
sorry was distracted by shoe sale
MR_W
15:58:25
Ive had to give up on safari but chrome works ok
windrider
15:58:36
Audo is good - video jerky
batwench
15:58:37
MR_W: I had the oppsite
MR_W
15:58:45
ha ha
MR_W
15:58:55
strabge
MR_W
15:58:57
strange
MaJiKman
16:00:11
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MaJiKman
16:00:38
Afternoon all
windrider
16:00:38
https://d.pr/i/3fTNCD is screenshot of video
jeff
16:01:25
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batwench
16:01:34
windrider: I ended up going from safari to chrome and got that fixed but still jerkin
batwench
16:01:49
jeffg: hello - glad that you have had some good news
JeffG
16:02:21
Yes! :-)
batwench
16:02:26
what a gay day
windrider
16:02:39
chrome is working better
batwench
16:02:47
ewen are we having a generation game moment
windrider
16:03:20
video frozen, audio fine
windrider
16:03:37
trying refresh
batwench
16:03:41
windrider: I have it moving
MaJiKman
16:03:47
Im getting a very pixelated picture
windrider
16:04:07
restart ok, problem solved.
windrider
16:04:37
maKiKman, try Chrome
MaJiKman
16:04:40
ill try again
windrider
16:04:54
majikman, try chrome
batwench
16:05:07
MaJiKman: change browser
MaJiKman
16:05:45
Chrome sporn of devil
Ewen
16:05:59
Spawn
batwench
16:06:02
patrice
16:06:29
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MaJiKman
16:06:33
Its my connection because of bloody BT
batwench
16:06:43
JeffG: A lot of BBC presenters at that time made people feel uncomfortable!
Mullerbiker
16:06:50
batwench they are horrible
batwench
16:07:06
Mullerbiker: just because they don’t do your size LOL
JeffG
16:07:15
Maybe it was a job requirement, Batwench?
Mullerbiker
16:07:27
who end is it fnar fnar
MaJiKman
16:07:55
Arghh thats better
windrider
16:08:27
@mullerbiker, I disagree, the shoes aren’t horrible. They’re hideous!
batwench
16:08:50
MaJiKman
16:09:06
Cant see Jeff
patrice
16:09:09
Thanks @batwench
windrider
16:09:12
3:10 am here
Mullerbiker
16:09:15
windrider they beyond that too. looks like a sho lorry crashed into Laura Ashley window
batwench
16:09:58
“This one time at MacWorld”……..
patrice
16:12:34
One time.. at band camp...
patrice
16:12:35
:D
batwench
16:13:59
I am actially watching it in my dining room not drove
windrider
16:14:14
hate it when FTTN drops off to zero, had to share 4G from phone
MaJiKman
16:14:38
Thats your second STFU today @ewen
batwench
16:18:50
There is a ride like that at Blackpool Pleasure Beach
JeffG
16:19:31
Cool! That’s worth a trip to Blackpool all by itself.
pitchforkz
16:20:27
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Mullerbiker
16:20:27
Its a Mac show
Mullerbiker
16:20:55
Once they developed the transporter did they Phase out the shuffle
Mullerbiker
16:21:10
or Shuttle ;)
batwench
16:21:50
JeffG: I think it is more of a tobogan ride than a zip wire https://www.blackpoolpleasurebeach.com/attraction/avalanche/
JeffG
16:22:11
I’d still ride that!
batwench
16:22:23
But the best thing is it never bloody jumped like your portable cd player
DeepPan
16:22:44
What’s a “megabite”? :D
DeepPan
16:23:06
#FeelingOld
windrider
16:23:31
iPod Mini started with a 4 GB HD
MaJiKman
16:23:40
bit like a thruppence @deeppan
batwench
16:25:36
a type of sausage meat
Mullerbiker
16:25:44
My first compaq computer had a 500 mega bite HDD
windrider
16:25:55
pronounced baloney
Mullerbiker
16:25:56
Would fit windows on that now
batwench
16:26:26
MaJiKman
16:26:28
bit like Aluminium
Mullerbiker
16:26:34
Is a smoked sausage something Larry Grayson would eat?
Mullerbiker
16:27:01
You talking Baloney
WesFL
16:27:07
So, Tim said something about a sausage? LOL
batwench
16:27:54
Sometimes Doc scares me.. other times I have had enough drink to cope LOL
batwench
16:28:30
Ah let’s face it we have all had dyslexic fingers at some point.
patrice
16:28:47
"less common spelling of bologna"
TomF
16:28:58
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Mullerbiker
16:29:37
Two issues too expensive and also we have reached peaked smart phone
batwench
16:29:46
JeffG: The only way I could get to that level is I would have to drink at work. They disaprove of drinking gin on a licensed nuclear site :-)
TomF
16:30:21
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Mullerbiker
16:30:26
batwench would that make you push the do not press button?
DeepPan
16:30:37
Aren’t China going through a general “buy China products 1st” approach, as jaguar land rover are feeling the same pinch in China
batwench
16:30:42
I am not allowed near buttons in general
Mullerbiker
16:30:44
or the big red button under a flip cover?
JeffG
16:30:47
Man! Those nuclear sites are so uptight!
MaJiKman
16:30:55
See Jaguar
windrider
16:30:57
Or there’s a don’t buy Apple kick at present
Mullerbiker
16:31:38
The unfixabilty of phones too. Batteries glued inɥct
windrider
16:32:09
I hear stories of Chinese tech companies fining employees who own iPhones
batwench
16:36:16
Just one Ewen
DeepPan
16:36:24
I think China are having a push to buy Chinese products first. The Chinese phones are pretty good now
Mullerbiker
16:36:43
I was saying that on Slackɮ Apple are becoming monsters
batwench
16:36:49
ewen - that is why you have a screen protector on your phone!
Mullerbiker
16:37:15
batwench or not play rugby with an iphone
Mullerbiker
16:37:39
Those sensors can turn with humidity not just water
Mullerbiker
16:38:29
That video he took it into the back ɮ
Mullerbiker
16:39:58
We donմ I want a device that works and is cheap to repair.
windrider
16:40:22
Tractor-Hacking Farmers Are Leading a Revolt Against Big Tech's Repair Monopolies: https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/kzp7ny/tractor-hacking-right-to-repair
Mullerbiker
16:40:24
You can fix old ones the new ones the stuff like memory is soldered.
MaJiKman
16:40:50
but if humidity gets in enough to trigger the sensor then it could also damage other circuits
Mullerbiker
16:40:55
so one bank goes apple will demand 500 for logic board
MaJiKman
16:41:09
I thought humidity was water
Mullerbiker
16:41:51
we talking about macs
MaJiKman
16:42:46
Or deeper than the seals can take.
MaJiKman
16:42:58
Doc
DeepPan
16:44:15
Have you looked under the bennet of a modern car? You can’t even see the engine now
DeepPan
16:44:23
Has to go back to a dealer
DeepPan
16:44:33
bonnet, even :D
windrider
16:44:53
The only user-changeable part in a 2014 MacBook Air is the SSD. So when mine got wet last year, I salvaged the SSD (512 GB)
Mullerbiker
16:44:57
Can you get to the idicator stalk Doc?
batwench
16:45:26
I remember when you could adjust your tappets with the shims
batwench
16:46:29
It does mean that they could now be classed as collectors items?
windrider
16:46:57
A mate didn’t know his Range Rover turbo-diesel had blown a hose from one of the turbos because of various plastic covers
batwench
16:47:01
I think that Ewen can testify that they will help a very old mac get back to working
MaJiKman
16:47:07
I can remember when you could fix the engine problems its a sledgehammer
Mullerbiker
16:47:28
Shit mine is the first thin oneɮ
Mullerbiker
16:47:45
BULLYING
Mullerbiker
16:48:13
ANTI COMPETATIVE
bobbeach
16:49:08
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MaJiKman
16:49:54
Cant you just plug in a portable hard drive and use that.
batwench
16:50:11
MaJiKman: that is a sensible idea. STOP IT
Ewen
16:50:31
Wrong answer fanboy
windrider
16:51:03
@MaJiKman, a friend kept a 2008 imac running for 4 years on a FireWire SSD when the internal drive failed
windrider
16:52:15
2012 PowerBook?
Mullerbiker
16:53:22
If my 2011 macpro HDD died I replaced it with SSD
Mullerbiker
16:53:53
My laptop HDD dies I can change that one twoɠso why cant you do that with an imac
batwench
16:54:24
Yes you hear right ewen samsung
DeepPan
16:54:38
Apple app on Samsung, LG, etc TVs
DeepPan
16:54:54
This is Apple going all in on services
windrider
16:55:27
So i guess Apple will give up producing Apple TV production
batwench
16:55:47
Maybe it is because the apple tv ‘stand alone’ dodad isn’t really workig for them so get it built in to the source hardware
windrider
16:56:08
Shock, stun, amaze! Gene Munster was RIGHT! There is an Apple television.
DeepPan
16:56:28
I hate so say it, but this would never have happened under Steve Jobs (who pushed against iTunes on Windows to push iPod sales)
Mullerbiker
16:56:41
Do we need a Siri version of amazon google assistant. Cause homekit is rubbish
Mullerbiker
16:57:04
Prefer Kasa works with amazon and google
batwench
16:57:58
patrice: doesnt have home kit yet.....
Mullerbiker
16:58:40
Is Doc cleaning his ears?
windrider
16:59:36
Apple worked with TV manufacturers to add support for its streaming tech, AirPlay 2, and HomeKit. LG, Vizio, and Sony will all include HomeKit support on some of their newest TVs; Vizio will even add HomeKit support to some of its older models going back to 2016.
batwench
16:59:40
Hell we have run oiut og HMDI slots at the back of the TV with all of our various boxes and bits
batwench
17:00:33
the 2nd one
batwench
17:01:01
Macbooks will survive Lambrini
DeepPan
17:02:09
oooooh, Ewen has been practicing his segways! :D :D :D
MaJiKman
17:02:11
Nice Segway @ewen
batwench
17:02:14
Nice link ewen not obvious at all
windrider
17:02:37
batwench
17:03:02
Thanks for that Windrider may be of use this year
windrider
17:03:17
Grinning Galoot
DeepPan
17:04:02
If Jeff ran a company, there wouldn’t be a single photocopier left without broken glass after the office party! :D
batwench
17:04:10
No not fair - Kissmet Curry
batwench
17:04:23
DeepPan: but people woul;d have fun breaking them
batwench
17:05:32
Did ewen just say version 8 to 12 or Virgin 8 to 12
JeffG
17:05:39
I did have my own company years ago and there were a few epic parties.
Mullerbiker
17:06:03
They wont be virgins for long Jeff
DeepPan
17:06:07
I bet, Jeff! :)
batwench
17:06:08
JeffG: was it a one man company?
JeffG
17:06:22
Ha!
batwench
17:06:45
Ewen that is 7 more cities than Cumbria has!
CrikeyTrousers
17:07:01
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Ewen
17:07:08
Docs Pick - https://auphonic.com/
batwench
17:07:09
hello CrikeyTrousers
CrikeyTrousers
17:07:21
Hello Pet
JeffG
17:07:23
Auphonic is the bomb!
batwench
17:07:25
howis is mrs CrikeyTrousers getting on with the new SW plan?
pitchforkz
17:07:42
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CrikeyTrousers
17:07:55
Eh?
batwench
17:08:06
Sorry wrong wife
Mullerbiker
17:08:29
batwench how many wives has he got?
CrikeyTrousers
17:08:29
HAHAHA. Oh you mean my other wife?
MaJiKman
17:08:30
been saying that for years @batwench
batwench
17:08:47
It has been a long week returning to work with arse end of mauflu
Mullerbiker
17:09:17
batwench manflu ɮ clue in name MAN FLU. You have a cold
batwench
17:09:49
Mullerbiker: it is like Man Flu but is more pink, glittery and shits sparkles like a unicorn.
CrikeyTrousers
17:10:09
Whos Manflu, is he Spanish?
MaJiKman
17:10:14
Why do you keep coming up with (incompatible encoding) @mullerbiker
windrider
17:10:39
I thought I had a cold. It was pneumonia - I went into the early stages of organ failure.
batwench
17:11:09
windrider: so coughing up and blowing out the nose blood clots may be a bad thing?
Mullerbiker
17:11:47
Majiman Que?
windrider
17:11:50
batwench: it ain’t good
windrider
17:12:50
He’s putting in capital E’s with accents above them, MaJiKman
batwench
17:12:57
windrider: oh well. it can join the bursting a blood vessel in my eye after a coughing fit last night. Have to die of something
CrikeyTrousers
17:13:33
Hey Patrice
MaJiKman
17:13:39
sent you a DM in slack Muller
CrikeyTrousers
17:15:02
I’ve see this book at three clients house this week. Very popular.
batwench
17:15:33
CrikeyTrousers: patrice she has almost sold out the 02 show she has in april
patrice
17:16:04
Not surprised. She might be the most popular first lady ever
MaJiKman
17:16:50
Isn’t that the stock answer given by everyone who wants to be President
MaJiKman
17:18:19
can we have a link even
windrider
17:18:21
damn. So I’d hve to get a piano, too.
batwench
17:19:14
because JeffG gets about
MaJiKman
17:20:00
use Typeit4me
MaJiKman
17:20:56
Is Patrice the new Torn
batwench
17:20:58
The kitten is up to something - he has been too quiet.
MaJiKman
17:21:01
Torn
MaJiKman
17:21:12
Tron
batwench
17:21:38
ewen - you are evil, I like you
DeepPan
17:21:40
Atly, the one armed bandit! :D
windrider
17:21:55
line break
Ewen
17:22:04
We are back at 8pm for the CES The BIG Show with a great panel. Should be loads of fun
bobbeach
17:22:11
Probably the best collection of cool things in along time. All of them excellent
batwench
17:22:13
ewen - you ought to have a question of what was the best tech people got for crimbo
MaJiKman
17:22:27
OK Hope to be back then, got some work to do
Ewen
17:22:31
OK we’ll do that @batwench. Remind me later
Mullerbiker
17:22:47
Jeff is Larry Grayson
batwench
17:23:11
What does Doc mean by cold?
windrider
17:23:24
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MaJiKman
17:23:28
Below 35C
DeepPan
17:23:59
Ewen skinny bloke! :) The Keto going well?
bobbeach
17:24:33
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taxi_cab
17:24:40
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batwench
17:24:59
MaJiKman: c or f?
MaJiKman
17:25:03
Were all going that way Ewen
Mullerbiker
17:25:05
MaJiKman
17:25:20
C bat-wench
patrice
17:25:56
Thank you chat room
Mullerbiker
17:26:07
see you lot later
Mullerbiker
17:26:10
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JeffG
17:26:10
bye, gang!
JeffG
17:26:16
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MaJiKman
17:26:22
Can we all have a picture of each of you in your late teens
DeepPan
17:26:31
laters all
batwench
17:26:39
enjoy the curry
DeepPan
17:26:48
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batwench
17:26:49
<< Leaves the chat room
MaJiKman
17:26:56
Bye guys
MaJiKman
17:27:13
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patrice
17:29:31
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MR_W
17:29:32
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WesFL
17:32:16
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BTNLinks_
17:36:46
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patrice
17:39:32
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patrice
17:49:42
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CrikeyTrousers
18:04:00
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Mullerbiker
18:53:15
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Ewen
19:35:55
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BTNLinks_
19:38:01
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BTNLinks_
19:38:26
Evening
batwench
19:41:00
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BTNLinks_
19:41:10
Evening
Ewen
19:41:34
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Ewen
19:41:47
And we’re back
batwench
19:41:57
goiod evening how was the curry.
Ewen
19:42:25
Lush…as always
batwench
19:42:55
Well I am cooking chicken fajitas
DeepPan
19:42:55
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batwench
19:46:55
evening DeepPan
DeepPan
19:47:08
Evening
batwench
19:53:14
ewen are you up and streaming yet?
Majikman
19:58:30
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campionuk
19:59:02
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Majikman
19:59:04
Evening all
batwench
19:59:19
ewen but you are streaming
DeepPan
19:59:24
stream is up
DeepPan
20:00:14
Ewen, how’s the keto diet going? #SkinnyBloke :)
Jo
20:00:34
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DeepPan
20:02:14
Cool, well done. I’m giving it a try :)
batwench
20:02:16
ewen - that is a small child well done
DeepPan
20:03:05
appetite has totally dropped off since switching to fat
batwench
20:03:10
campionuk: you may want to try slimming world. mr batwench lost 4.5 stone on it
jeff
20:03:49
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batwench
20:04:27
litterally in my case. Mullerbiker have you been coughing up blood and snottong blood and busting blood vessels in eyes with coughing fits
campionuk
20:04:51
I can’t be loosing anymore weight Batwench ! I’ve lost 4 stone through running and a sensible balanced diet as it is.. I didnt use any diets..
campionuk
20:05:01
*losing
Mullerbiker
20:05:28
batewench noɮ temp chest infection
batwench
20:05:31
well done campionuk. the way it is going the BTN is going to lose 1/2 its audience and staff LOL
DeepPan
20:05:36
@CampionUK, take a look at Mark Sisson. Former distance runner, triathlete and Ironman competitor, and now a keto pusher! :)
batwench
20:06:18
ewen but will it be as funny
DeepPan
20:06:59
Those bits are being moved by carrier pigeon! :D
taxi_cab
20:07:42
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batwench
20:07:49
Mullerbiker: some of them were more camp than a boy scout jamboree
batwench
20:08:02
Mullerbiker: watch some of the muppets
Mullerbiker
20:08:30
watching space 1999 really good
batwench
20:08:31
some one said to Kermit “you could make a lot of people very happy with that tongue’
batwench
20:08:33
benny hill
batwench
20:10:05
On THe Busses
Majikman
20:10:46
Black and white minstrals
BigChrisAshley
20:10:50
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BigChrisAshley
20:11:19
hello
batwench
20:11:46
I can’t believe Jim Davidson is still touring. He is up in Cumbria this year.
batwench
20:12:19
campionuk: how sexist????
batwench
20:12:47
I liked dick emery. But you can always love Kenny Everett
bobbeach
20:12:52
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campionuk
20:12:57
what do you mean Batwench ?
batwench
20:13:06
not you. On the buses
batwench
20:13:36
mind you un pc jokes still make me laugh. i have a dark sense of hero
batwench
20:13:55
ewen that is funny
DeepPan
20:14:00
SJW going mad
campionuk
20:14:01
I was much to young to see the sexism Batwench when I watched it as a child.. I loved the Saturday afternoon “old” films…
DeepPan
20:14:12
no masculine words allowed! :D
DeepPan
20:15:46
The wrong Guy Kewny :D
batwench
20:16:11
Maybe my thinking but at the moment the world is too bloody pc. Equality and Diversity means taking the piss out of everyone equality. I swear to god if the pc bridage spent a day in our office we would all be fired
Jo
20:16:37
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DeepPan
20:17:37
Guy Kewnie BBC mistake https://youtu.be/e6Y2uQn_wvc
DeepPan
20:17:57
Poor guy was actually there for a job interview
batwench
20:18:38
if u can bullshit with enough confidence you can fool alot of people.
batwench
20:19:06
i hope he got the job that is one hell of a high pressure interview
DeepPan
20:19:16
Did Atley have to break his engagement? :D
DeepPan
20:19:38
oh well, no ‘arm! :D
Mullerbiker
20:19:58
Mostly armless
batwench
20:21:11
ewen make it snappy
DeepPan
20:24:15
It Atley’s favourite band Elbow?
Mullerbiker
20:24:16
30th is Tuesday
batwench
20:25:48
BigChrisAshley: is that a Frenchie behind you?
campionuk
20:26:06
@Mullerbiker 30th Jan is a Wed on my calendar..
Mullerbiker
20:27:46
EWEN can minimse BTN 2 so
Mullerbiker
20:27:53
i can see chris
batwench
20:29:36
victoria sponge
BigChrisAshley
20:30:07
yu
BigChrisAshley
20:30:11
yup
DeepPan
20:30:23
Standard flavour of wedding cake - Tears and disappointment :D
BigChrisAshley
20:30:26
snoring like crazy
DeepPan
20:31:07
Greenies bits are getting fractured!
DeepPan
20:32:06
Greenie, live, via satellite
DeepPan
20:32:46
Ewen, pretend Greenie is love from the CES show floor :D
DeepPan
20:32:49
live
batwench
20:32:53
BigChrisAshley: love a frenchie. Next door has one. He loves to play tag with my maine coon
BigChrisAshley
20:33:53
he loves chasing and fetch
batwench
20:34:44
would not say no
BigChrisAshley
20:34:53
:)
batwench
20:35:09
ewen - wise words
Mullerbiker
20:35:28
You nicked my story from slack expo camps
DeepPan
20:38:35
I think even the speaker is a Dolby Atmos soundbar
batwench
20:40:25
I have the t-shirt to state it when
batwench
20:41:19
Can some one please explain why the big WhoHa about foling phones at CES . Isn’t that was what Clam shell phones were?
batwench
20:42:12
JeffG: but you have a massive slab anyways :-)
DeepPan
20:42:23
Ewen, which computer company will be 1st to make an all-in-one computer with at screen like this? :)
JeffG
20:42:28
I just didn’t want to brag ;)
mullerbiker_
20:43:35
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mullerbiker_
20:47:08
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Mullerbiker
20:49:09
Here the projector
batwench
20:49:43
I missed that I was getting wine. What did Muller say
mullerbiker_
20:49:47
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DeepPan
20:50:54
I bet Altey has had a few drinks by now …..
DeepPan
20:51:00
…. probably plastered! :D
DeepPan
20:52:03
He’s probably upset he’s not a member of this shows cast! :D :D :D
mullerbiker_
20:52:27
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Mullerbiker
20:53:01
To a ladyɠdoing ladys things..
batwench
20:54:47
I have a feeling that they are being pressurised by a moral group
DeepPan
20:54:54
Did they pull the award, lose interest and then fall asleep? :D
Majikman
20:54:55
Bit strange for it to be in and out so quick
Mullerbiker
20:55:12
Trouble is looks like sperm
batwench
20:55:27
slab of liver
WesFL
20:56:35
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DeepPan
20:56:47
teledildonics!
batwench
20:57:02
is greenie lost for words
Mullerbiker
20:57:28
Greenie you was your flesh light
Mullerbiker
20:57:37
wash even
DeepPan
20:58:07
trying out the demo, in the middle of the show floor!!!!
Majikman
20:58:52
Would they have moisture sensors fitted
Majikman
21:01:20
Suck and VAC
batwench
21:04:48
JeffG: you also sat down with food on a plate and knifes and forks. Was defo NOT fast food
WesFL
21:04:56
White Castle is not real food..
JeffG
21:05:33
Yeah. Plates and silverware is absolutely not part of fast food.
Mullerbiker
21:06:31
Link for Greenie Burger
bobbeach
21:07:15
Veggie burgers - ugh!
batwench
21:07:34
Now that sounds lush. I like a thick burger
Mullerbiker
21:08:17
It blled Beetroot juices
Mullerbiker
21:08:29
bleeds beetrrot
DeepPan
21:09:13
Is this something different to the lab grown meat?
DeepPan
21:13:38
Cook it in MCT oil :)
bobbeach
21:14:17
I like sodium nitrate
batwench
21:14:17
DO NOT DO THAT TO US GREENIE
Mullerbiker
21:15:39
batwench that explains it
DeepPan
21:15:53
Ewen, you tried a Bulletproof Coffee yet? Really nice
batwench
21:15:54
sod the stilton. just give me the celery
Mullerbiker
21:16:27
I miss getting paid a celery
batwench
21:18:31
Ewen - I am allergic to stilton
DeepPan
21:18:58
It tastes like a creamy latte
DeepPan
21:19:34
Any coffee with MCT or XCT oil works as good
BigChrisAshley
21:19:58
or just use coconut oil
Mullerbiker
21:20:37
Amazon stareing at your ring?
Mullerbiker
21:22:00
How about the bloke who licked a doorbell in California for three hours
DeepPan
21:23:13
@BigChrisAshley, Straight coconut oil is good, but has a low percentage of C8 & C10 MCTs, which are the one’s you REALLY want
batwench
21:26:27
Coconut oil makes they most excellent hair conditioner
batwench
21:27:46
Just booking a weekend away with Mr B for Valentines. Off to Lancashire. Hotel has a 9 PAGE GIN MENU https://fencegate.co.uk/getattachment/e6a53f6b-6245-4126-b8bd-110322ecb2b7/Gin-Selection.aspx
batwench
21:29:28
If they are looking at peoples vidoes they obs do not have enough work to do.
DeepPan
21:30:17
so, the CEO of the company that owns Ring, is on a poard to “advise” the Pentagon! https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-ceo-jeff-bezos-joins-pentagon-defense-advisory-board-2016-8?r=US&IR=T
DeepPan
21:30:24
#TinFoilHat
batwench
21:30:46
Mr B is listening to this story and he has had caffine. He is currenlty miming hitting the company with an imanginary GDPR stick.
DeepPan
21:30:54
oh, and CIA contracts
DeepPan
21:32:30
PRISM all over again?
batwench
21:33:32
he has been testing the sex toys hasn’t he
bobbeach
21:33:34
I'm beginning to wonder
batwench
21:34:35
Greenie does have the attention span of a 4 year old LOL
batwench
21:35:24
You all need to get Dacia Dusters - they are the dogs dangly bits
DeepPan
21:36:44
this season they do the whole race in a single car/battery
batwench
21:38:00
He got WHAT for his wife….. I know I am married to the luckiest bloke in the world (after all he got me) but a few more zeros on his bank balance would be nice.
bobbeach
21:38:07
Correct ewen - range is crucial
DeepPan
21:39:06
range, recharging infrastructure
Mullerbiker
21:40:03
The EPA official range for the 2017 Model S 100D, which is equipped with a 100 kWh (360 MJ) battery pack, isʏ335 milesʨ539 km), higher than any other electric car.
DeepPan
21:40:12
Isn’t tesla range figures like VW emissions figures?
batwench
21:40:32
DeepPan: ALL car range amd MPG figures are like that.
batwench
21:42:27
Deepends if you start at Land Ends and want to go to John O Groats
batwench
21:43:14
Ewen - Tebay now has electric charging bays for cars
batwench
21:44:02
Yes we DO have electricity in Cumbria. Its the latest fad
DeepPan
21:44:35
the other thing they were looking at were to embed motorways with continuous wireless charging, so the car can charge while its driving on the motorway
batwench
21:45:15
DeepPan: can’t they convert the energy used when braking using a dynamo etc to charge the battery
batwench
21:45:32
LIke a bike light
DeepPan
21:45:49
there’s some regenerative braking
DeepPan
21:46:34
Greenies usual quality comment
batwench
21:46:44
And greenie is now bored with this story LOL
batwench
21:46:53
Loner or boner
Mullerbiker
21:47:04
Well he is an old fart
batwench
21:47:22
ewen drove a zoe - snarf
Mullerbiker
21:47:54
batwench he dove a zoe and he had a ball :)
DeepPan
21:48:36
Has some got a mop for Greenie?
Mullerbiker
21:49:48
DeepPan he need a change of clothɮ. that sounded like a turles head
Mullerbiker
21:50:37
Greenies touching cloth
campionuk
21:51:11
batwench
21:52:45
Mullerbiker: have signed up for info. Had the email today
Mullerbiker
21:53:11
Been bombarded but Im sighned up too
DeepPan
21:53:11
Will Greenies pick be Andrex? :D
Mullerbiker
21:53:26
Sanitary products
DeepPan
21:53:35
Muller, what’s the “break” count?
batwench
21:53:38
DeepPan: placed in a fridge/freezer
Mullerbiker
21:53:50
Greenie is the remake of Ripping Yarns
bobbeach
21:54:40
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batwench
21:55:46
JeffG: it reminds me of the chinese balls part in 50 shades.
JeffG
21:56:45
Ha!
DeepPan
21:57:44
split pants, more like! :D
batwench
21:58:17
does, anyone else have a sense of dread when it comes to greenies turn?
batwench
21:59:39
Just got it
batwench
21:59:46
thanks greenie
bobbeach
22:00:02
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Mullerbiker
22:00:20
Has Grenie broken is mac?
campionuk
22:00:22
@ewen, work call… I need to drop off. thanks all for the show.
batwench
22:02:06
Mullerbiker: I ordered something like that for me today, The keyboards in work are miniging so I got a battery one
Mullerbiker
22:02:26
this one is better than battery ones
DeepPan
22:02:44
Is Altey watching Breaking Bad? :D
batwench
22:02:57
Not spending that much for work. I have to buy enough stationary as it is.
Mullerbiker
22:03:05
he is break dancing
Majikman
22:03:31
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Majikman
22:03:55
What about asking about Tech Xmas pressies
DeepPan
22:05:19
good show all
Mullerbiker
22:05:30
byeeeee
JeffG
22:05:38
bye, gang!
batwench
22:05:39
bye byte
batwench
22:05:42
<< Leaves the chat room
Majikman
22:06:15
Thanks guys enjoyed the show
Majikman
22:06:35
Off for a couple of pints
bobbeach
22:06:48
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Mullerbiker
22:07:22
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JeffG
22:07:29
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Ewen
22:07:40
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BTNLinks_
22:09:16
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campionuk
22:11:43
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Majikman
22:12:57
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DeepPan
22:13:36
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BigChrisAshley
23:21:41
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WesFL
23:27:30
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