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Am austrailan
Amaussie
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Ok nobody
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stevensande
16:01:28
ewen
stevensande
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What line?
chuckjoiner
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stevensande
16:02:26
Greetings. What line, Ewen?
Ewen
16:02:40
4 pls @stevesande
stevensande
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Thanks
maccast
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PaulDixon
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PaulDixon
16:09:26
Will actually managed to release a podcast this week!
DeepPan
16:15:14
Don’t let the guests near the hardware! :D
bobbeach
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bobbeach
16:16:38
I’m watching on iPad Pro. How far behind is that?
GBRedneck
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TomF
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DeepPan
16:21:14
Ewen has a very glossy coat ….
DeepPan
16:21:33
… but its a bit offputting when he licks his own balls! :D
maccast
16:22:13
evening chatroom!
stevensande
16:22:24
Hellllllo, Adam!
TomF
16:22:40
As any veterinarian will tell you, it’s all about what you feed them DeepPan
mullerbiker
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TomF
16:23:44
Does your kickstarter sign say “on the air” maccast ?
patrice
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mullerbiker
16:28:44
Hi all
mullerbiker
16:29:19
I did price up new phone but apple payback was only £170 and I owe £107 so i
mullerbiker
16:29:30
I will get one after christmas
TomF
16:30:13
Off to work have fun boys
TomF
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mullerbiker
16:31:07
Lost in france
stevensande
16:31:26
Good morning/evening muller
mullerbiker
16:32:29
Hi ya stevensande
stevensande
16:32:29
Is BTN sponsored by Pepsi?
DeepPan
16:32:42
Muller has started on the cocktails! :D
mullerbiker
16:32:51
Im executive producer btw 😂
mullerbiker
16:33:40
Ellis will cry
mullerbiker
16:35:29
DeepPan: yeah all coked up
DeepPan
16:36:31
Are google brightening all the night time photos, so they can do face recognition on every in the background? :D
bobbeach
16:37:05
Google only do evil
PaulDixon
16:37:44
It sounds like you can enable/disable it though
DeepPan
16:38:01
next from google, when you filter your picture to black & white, they’ll change it to colour to capture the extra detail! :D :D
mullerbiker
16:38:19
stevensande: you doing a mrs sslocombe impression?
mullerbiker
16:38:30
Slowcombe even
bobbeach
16:38:52
Are you being served?
mullerbiker
16:39:07
bobbeach: he was playing with his pussy
stevensande
16:39:14
Ahh, British TV. Ummm, probably?
mullerbiker
16:39:50
stevensande: 1970s TV inuendo ruled
bobbeach
16:44:16
Apple are wonderful
mullerbiker
16:46:12
Or someday im might lose it in a hack
bobbeach
16:46:13
GDPR? Didn't that come from the horrible EU?
mullerbiker
16:47:51
Are there shows next week.... i started to book guests 😂
DeepPan
16:47:53
Bobbeach, if you sit enough monkeys at typewritters for long enough, they’ll eventually write the works of Shakespear! :D
mullerbiker
16:48:24
DeepPan: if BTN guest sit at the mike long enough...
bobbeach
16:49:36
we're doomed, doomed
mullerbiker
16:49:46
Good job it didnt exist when i was young... id never have got a job 😂
mullerbiker
16:51:43
Your porn history will always be there
bobbeach
16:52:43
You can delete the search history can't you
DeepPan
16:53:13
Is the button to clear history from google servers the same as the button in an elevator to close the doors? :D
DeepPan
16:54:56
GDPR does include all backups
bobbeach
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DeepPan
16:56:03
GDPR includes logs too
bobbeach
16:57:40
I don't really give a toss what data Google has on me
mullerbiker
16:57:45
British Mac episode 3 😂
bobbeach
16:58:59
Vitality
DeepPan
17:01:23
Car insurance companies already have “blackbox” apps that offer a discount
PaulDixon
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DeepPan
17:02:48
Apple to sell dongles to Greykey? :D
bobbeach
17:03:26
I agree Ewen Only thng that makes me look ok!
GBRedneck
17:08:00
So who's playing Red Dead Redemption 2 tonight?
bobbeach
17:08:20
Not me!
GBRedneck
17:08:31
it looks beautiful
Jado
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bobbeach
17:10:16
I would never queue for a phone!
GBRedneck
17:10:32
thats what courier's are for bobbeach
mullerbiker
17:11:52
And getting news anchors to drop you new phone
Jado
17:12:08
Good evening
mullerbiker
17:14:02
Jado: hiya
Ewen
17:14:04
Evening Jado
maccast
17:14:15
hey @jado
windrider
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DeepPan
17:16:58
Greenie in arse smacking shocker! #MeToo :D
bobbeach
17:19:17
It looks terrible
DeepPan
17:21:45
Yeh Muller, get a couple of plastic Dell’s and do your own version :D
windrider
17:22:01
I have a dead G5 that has the side panel mounted atop the handles as a coffee table
DeepPan
17:22:23
Muller, talk to Greenie. He’s probably got a contact in China where he can buy a few thousand Dell cases :D :D
maccast
17:23:50
Mullerbiker's repurposed windows machine:
DeepPan
17:24:50
Is everyone on the show getting a Greenie watch? :D
maccast
17:24:52
G5 Grill:
mullerbiker
17:25:01
Wheres Wally?
DeepPan
17:25:40
video freeze?
DeepPan
17:25:56
refresh fixed it
mullerbiker
17:26:03
DeepPan: we using Ewen G5 as a freezer
GBRedneck
17:26:29
has the stream just died?
DeepPan
17:26:59
refresh gets it back
GBRedneck
17:27:39
not this time for me :(
patrice
17:28:24
my cool thing
BTNLinks
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bobbeach
17:32:28
What a waste of time. Just clean them ffs
patrice
17:33:24
The company is called Osram in Germany @maccast
mullerbiker
17:33:30
Greenies winbot is remote controlled
WesFL
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maccast
17:34:51
Their promo video for the window bot says it all:
mullerbiker
17:38:10
What is it
bobbeach
17:38:38
You're right Greenie. It's a rubbish pic!
DeepPan
17:39:50
Does the British Mac Show have a limited edition watch? ;)
windrider
17:40:03
I’m scared it’d turn my teeth blue.
bobbeach
17:40:12
Alfred does calculations too. I use that
mullerbiker
17:40:27
Cant you use finder for calculator
bobbeach
17:41:01
you can put the calculator in the notiication centre
windrider
17:41:14
Spotlight includes a calculator
WesFL
17:41:34
back to Leopard - Show name
bobbeach
17:41:56
dashboard not necessary now we have notification centre
windrider
17:43:08
I have a widget for fileinfo.com. It works out wot app opens wot file extension
windrider
17:44:02
@bobbeach: notifications is NOT a replacement for Dashboard in all cases
bobbeach
17:44:17
enough for me
stevensande
17:45:34
patrice, hope your back gets better!
patrice
17:45:55
Thanks @stevensande
bobbeach
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GBRedneck
17:47:58
greenie is as regular as Delboy's dentist visits
stevensande
17:48:06
Hey, @ewen do you need for me to send you my caricature? Wasn't on last week's podcast.
stevensande
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windrider
17:48:39
31st here is 3oth in USA
mullerbiker
17:48:40
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windrider
17:48:59
•30th•
windrider
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DeepPan
18:14:22
Did everything crash?
DeepPan
18:14:32
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GBRedneck
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evenin all
GBRedneck
19:58:54
hey Ewen
DeepPan
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DeepPan
20:00:14
evening. anything working again yet?
BTNLinks_
20:01:43
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DeepPan
20:01:44
video feed still jumping?
WesFL
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windrider
20:05:23
jerky-stuttery video
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mullerbiker
20:11:46
System rebooting
Ewen
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Atley
20:18:19
anyone out there?
WesFL
20:18:58
the giant behind Ewen
Ellis
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bobbeach
20:19:57
I'm here
mullerbiker
20:20:05
WesFL: yep
Atley
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windrider
20:25:04
it’s OMP again
jeff
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windrider
20:28:05
I sat on glass this morning.
windrider
20:28:06
It was a pane in the arse.
windrider
20:29:28
My friends keep insisting I’m the cheapest person they have ever met.
windrider
20:29:29
I’m not buying it.
windrider
20:30:54
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
bobbeach
20:31:11
Enough of the terrible jokes, please!
windrider
20:31:24
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
wintrytbs
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mullerbiker
20:32:16
Feed restarting
mullerbiker
20:32:46
Restarting soon
wintrytbs
20:33:09
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mullerbiker
20:33:18
And were back... ish
lool
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mullerbiker
20:35:47
Hold crash... restart
mullerbiker
20:38:02
Four Skins?
Atley
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Ellis
20:39:47
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bobbeach
20:40:14
I'm using it again. It works fine
BigChrisAshley
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jeff
20:42:06
Blink twice if they’re holding you hostage, Ellis.
BigChrisAshley
20:42:17
This is awesome
Atley
20:42:27
glad you like it!
mullerbiker
20:43:05
I will punch him
Ellis
20:43:20
No you won’t
windrider
20:43:28
Special with a capital R
DeepPan
20:44:04
Ellis, we’re relying on you to keep control of those three with you :)
Ellis
20:44:24
Oh I will DeepPan 😂
bobbeach
20:44:56
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DeepPan
20:44:58
Ewen, don’t keep it on your wrist for the whole show, your wrist will go green! :D
DeepPan
20:45:55
Never see a watch face where the numbers only go up to 10 :D
DeepPan
20:46:52
Has Greenie slipped up by presenting the watch right before the clocks change this weekend? :D
lool
20:48:39
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DeepPan
20:48:57
£5 + P&P, or two for £7.50
DeepPan
20:52:22
Our operators are waiting for your call …..
Ellis
20:52:47
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DeepPan
20:54:00
aparently, according to the watch, every month now has 31 days in it! :D
DeepPan
20:54:30
size 9, just the left foot
bobbeach
20:56:03
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windrider
20:57:12
How unlike Samsung to rip off another manufacturer”s design
bobbeach
20:57:33
yes, who would have thought
TomF
20:57:51
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bobbeach
20:59:52
Just me or does everyone have a big grey box covering the video?
TomF
21:01:38
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Ewen
21:01:51
Trying to get webpage to show @bobbeach …couldnt
TomF
21:01:56
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DeepPan
21:02:01
$999 includes k/board and pen
bobbeach
21:02:20
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mullerbiker
21:03:10
Yeah cause the microsoft one keyboard and pen or mice is exstra
DeepPan
21:04:49
Surface pro 6, 8GB, Core i5 & 256GB is £1100, plus k/board and pen
bobbeach
21:07:18
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windrider
21:07:38
Long Term evolution
windrider
21:08:23
Extra Long Term Evolution
DeepPan
21:08:30
Surface Go for home is S Mode, I think business version is Windows 10 Pro
bobbeach
21:12:08
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DeepPan
21:21:03
Are telsa going to be around for much longer as a manufacturer?
BigChrisAshley
21:21:52
i hope so i'm not ready yet
windrider
21:28:01
pedal-powered lightweight trains, passenger-power
mullerbiker
21:28:27
Poo power powered by morning motions
mullerbiker
21:28:50
The a bus here that runs on gas from a sewage works
Atley
21:28:55
lol, yup! endless supply!
DeepPan
21:29:18
planes with their own reactors?
windrider
21:29:23
Your car is part of the national grid wshile on charge
windrider
21:29:36
•while•
mullerbiker
21:29:48
Loads in this chat room 😂
windrider
21:31:03
@DeepPan see Convair B-36. Attempt at a nuclear plane
DeepPan
21:31:15
Trump will very likely get in a 2nd term, the options aren’t looking great
DeepPan
21:31:50
Windrider, that’s a little old! :D
windrider
21:32:56
@DeepPan, so am I!
mullerbiker
21:33:21
Skynet
windrider
21:33:32
Hyper-Bollocks
windrider
21:37:33
AI=Artificial Idiocy
mullerbiker
21:37:38
Was it painted by Hal 9000
DeepPan
21:37:58
Boston Dynamics latest toys are a little unsettling
taxi_cab
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DeepPan
21:48:48
a pocket version of apple watch?
mullerbiker
21:51:40
Pub phone
windrider
21:52:06
Just get a new Nokia 3310
mullerbiker
21:52:06
If you lose it youll get it back cause its shit 😂
mullerbiker
21:54:00
Nokia 105 is £5
mullerbiker
21:54:13
And it has a camera
mullerbiker
21:54:22
Crap one but it does
windrider
21:54:35
Is Greenie selling the Nokia 105 as well?
DeepPan
21:55:01
just bought 10,000 from china :D
mullerbiker
21:55:38
Greenie imporium has them on sale soon
DeepPan
21:57:06
comes with a boot shaped case
mullerbiker
21:57:11
Chris can you get cig paper big enough for a steak?
windrider
21:57:39
Size 9 case?
BigChrisAshley
21:57:40
What is cig paper
patrice
21:57:49
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patrice
21:58:06
I thought he was about to mention something else he was smoking ;)
mullerbiker
21:58:10
Cigarette paper to roll your own
patrice
21:58:22
yeah.. roll your own steak
mullerbiker
21:58:27
Steaks 😀
windrider
21:59:42
sex-toy phone
patrice
21:59:59
Didn't even know you could smoke steaks. Aren't those a bit hard to light up?
mullerbiker
21:59:59
Does it vibrate?
DeepPan
22:00:09
remember, these are companion phones, still pair a smart phone cell plan
windrider
22:01:33
Seriously, it’s what my 88-yr-old mother needs. She refuses to wear her emergency pendant
Atley
22:02:34
lol Patrice!
Atley
22:03:00
@bigChrisAshley very nice!
windrider
22:03:32
The sell them here as a tomahawk steak
mullerbiker
22:03:41
My story
windrider
22:04:13
That’s all we get from Muller now, Quickies
DeepPan
22:09:40
Ewen, what time does it say on your watch?
DeepPan
22:09:48
and is your wrist green yet? :D
DeepPan
22:11:17
worth every penny :)
lrjNYRVd
22:12:02
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DeepPan
22:12:23
Greenie, if you can get a joblot of Lynx spray, you’ll shift the watches and spray to the teen boys market :D
Atley
22:12:48
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mullerbiker
22:13:57
Does it work on a compaion phone BigChrisAshley ?
windrider
22:14:11
I decided to stop calling the toilet the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
DeepPan
22:16:24
Greenie has terrible timing ….
DeepPan
22:16:34
… but that could be down to the 10000 watches
mullerbiker
22:17:50
My wife fell down the stairs.... she was upset why didnt you come and see if I was ok... i said... i thought you were watching Eastenders
windrider
22:18:07
Did you know that the flame of a candle smells like burning nasal hair?
mullerbiker
22:18:43
windrider: 👊
windrider
22:20:25
Same thing happened to my Mum four months ago. She was on the floor for several hours before I found her
DeepPan
22:21:16
How does that work with attached properties?
windrider
22:22:30
When my mum fell, her emergency pendant was out of reach
mullerbiker
22:22:45
windrider: you should wear them
windrider
22:23:10
@mullerbiker, she refuses to wear it
lrjNYRVd
22:23:13
not sure, but I would imagine that there have been things to account for that
DeepPan
22:23:28
Would also have to make sure my parents didn’t have REALLY bad wind! :D
mullerbiker
22:24:17
Cant you use an appleTV jeff
jeff
22:30:42
Nope. It requires a comapnion app on your iPad. They don’t have the app for Apple TV
windrider
22:32:45
Artificial idiocy
mullerbiker
22:33:20
Atley can you do compaion phone on pocket
mullerbiker
22:34:00
jeff: is it 3 hours long with kelly
lrjNYRVd
22:34:15
lol, if they send me one....
lrjNYRVd
22:34:25
I will definitely mention it.
lrjNYRVd
22:34:28
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22:34:35
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windrider
22:36:40
Great show s tonight
windrider
22:36:49
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DeepPan
22:37:04
was that a ghost going past the front of the screen when James was doing his exist speech?
BTNLinks_
22:37:10
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mullerbiker
22:37:21
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Ewen
22:37:53
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DeepPan
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jeff
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BigChrisAshley
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ken
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patrice
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Unidentified48070
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WesFL
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E
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E
0:21:26
Seen shrek 5 yet?
E
0:22:08
Oi mates, respond
E
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Big
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