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mmmmmm
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mmmmmm
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mmmmmm
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mmmmmm
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mmmmmm
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Shawn
4:54:38
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Shawn
4:55:28
Hi
Shawn
4:55:45
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Ace
9:55:17
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Unidentified38415
10:11:20
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Ricoo
12:24:23
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Ricoo
12:24:53
Hi
Ricoo
12:25:19
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TkkErozU
12:48:54
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TkkErozU
12:49:49
Hello
TkkErozU
13:01:47
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mullerbiker
15:51:33
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mullerbiker
15:51:50
Testing Atleys app
mullerbiker
16:08:00
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ya
17:41:17
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ya
17:41:24
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Ewen
19:29:32
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Batwench
19:49:06
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DeepPan
19:52:25
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DeepPan
19:52:38
evening all
DeepPan
19:54:10
no video yet, right?
Ewen
19:54:28
Yeah I’m streaming
Ewen
19:55:29
live.britishtechnetwork.com
DeepPan
19:55:51
nothing on the /live page. Is there another link
DeepPan
19:56:02
cool, got it on that one, thanks Ewen
Ewen
19:56:05
I’ve just watched it
Ewen
19:56:45
Dont click the live button
Ewen
19:56:49
Use the link about
DeepPan
19:57:02
DeepPan
19:57:39
So, will Big Show be full of Royal Baby talk? :D
Ewen
19:57:51
What Roayl Baby?
Ewen
19:57:57
Royal
Ewen
19:58:03
Is Meg up the duff
Ewen
19:58:05
?
Batwench
19:58:15
@ewen yes have you been under a rock
Ewen
19:58:18
Or was Beatrice’s wedding a shotgun affair
DeepPan
19:58:37
bet on a family baby name, like “James” :D :D
Ewen
19:58:45
I dont watch the news. It just people trying to make me agry rather than report whats going on
Batwench
19:59:08
@ewen this is why I am generally banned from watching the news by Mr B
Ewen
19:59:09
No surely it will be Jim-Bob
DeepPan
20:00:09
News is fun when you ignore the face value message and start to deconstruct it, see what’s really being pushed :D
DeepPan
20:01:23
Ewen, can you clap your hands on-screen please?
Batwench
20:01:37
@ewen have you started broadcasting
Ewen
20:02:01
Yes @batwench. live.britishtechnetwork.com
DeepPan
20:02:14
cool, thanks
Batwench
20:02:41
Ah there you are. No sound though is that just me?
Batwench
20:02:54
Liking the shirt
Batwench
20:03:00
ah there is sound
DeepPan
20:03:05
Need to change the live button on your site to go to https://live.britishtechnetwork.com/ :)
DeepPan
20:04:21
Skype dicking about
DeepPan
20:04:33
a jockey of knobs!
bobbeach
20:04:39
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bobbeach
20:05:19
Like the shirt @ewen!
Batwench
20:05:51
Nope. I havent heard from Browyen either
SwampRat
20:06:59
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SwampRat
20:07:49
Howdy. late getting here. "Current Geek" had a show scheduled for this time, but looks like they aren't having it
campionuk
20:08:53
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trigger
20:09:13
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bobbeach
20:10:45
The video quality on this new link is excellent
Batwench
20:12:33
@ewen random question but are you on the right side of the country for the forsest of dean?
Batwench
20:13:11
Jeff could make a lot of things happen
DeepPan
20:14:44
there might no be a risk of slipping on Camp’s carpet, but it sounds like it’s getting very slippery in here! :D
Batwench
20:15:17
it is ok for me as well
DeepPan
20:15:25
bobbeach
20:15:37
The video feed is great
DeepPan
20:16:04
Jeff does bohemian rhapsody :)
trigger
20:16:56
evening all
Batwench
20:16:58
DeepPan
20:18:16
Jeff, should have waited until the 30th, see if you could get it swapped for a new model :)
bobbeach
20:18:19
Apple hardware is crap
gmbell
20:19:12
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Batwench
20:19:44
It moves no matter how I look at it, the turtle moves for me
DeepPan
20:20:06
30 seconds, the comments in the chat rooms will really make sense to you guys then :D
DeepPan
20:20:19
sound goon Ewen
Batwench
20:20:20
ooowwwcchhhhhh
Ewen
20:20:21
Is there audio?
DeepPan
20:20:22
gone
Batwench
20:20:24
ewen lost sound
Ewen
20:20:31
should be back soon
windrider
20:20:31
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SwampRat
20:20:31
Silent movie
jeff
20:20:37
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bobbeach
20:20:38
No sound
Batwench
20:20:42
Hello boys
windrider
20:20:42
Unsound
DeepPan
20:20:52
30 second delay now :)
Ewen
20:20:56
yeah but you need ot wait 30seconds
jeff
20:20:57
Hi gang!
SwampRat
20:21:14
Hi Jeff
Ewen
20:21:16
wait for the thumb
windrider
20:21:19
It’s quiet…. too quiet.
gmbell
20:21:29
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SwampRat
20:21:35
So quiet, I could hear a pin drop
DeepPan
20:21:40
silence, the sound of plotting
Batwench
20:21:43
thumb
DeepPan
20:21:44
no sound yet Ewen
Batwench
20:21:50
down no sound
bobbeach
20:22:07
No sound for me
DeepPan
20:22:16
sounds like ....
Batwench
20:22:20
there was a horrible feedback noise then you put your mike back tohgether then nowt
DeepPan
20:22:22
it’s a book!
DeepPan
20:22:34
and a movie! :D
Ewen
20:22:38
and we’re back
windrider
20:22:46
It’s a miracle!
Batwench
20:22:46
harry potter
trigger
20:22:54
2 words. 2nd word - off
DeepPan
20:22:56
pic back, no sound still
Batwench
20:22:58
still no sound for me - vieod yes
bobbeach
20:23:07
Yeah!
gmbell
20:23:10
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Ewen
20:23:28
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Batwench
20:23:33
Huzzah
DeepPan
20:23:44
wow, i thought you were back, but video feed had jumps back 20 secnds
Batwench
20:23:54
Ohhhh campionuk up close in double vision
DeepPan
20:23:56
sounds back
DeepPan
20:24:01
and video
Batwench
20:24:11
so does this work better with chrome or safari?
DeepPan
20:24:12
big Camps? :D
windrider
20:24:21
video stalled, no sound
SwampRat
20:24:25
Getting neither sound nor video here now
gmbell
20:24:26
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Batwench
20:24:34
windrider: refresh
bobbeach
20:25:41
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windrider
20:25:44
Batwench, that made it worse, now a black screen
Ewen
20:25:48
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DeepPan
20:25:56
no feed at all now
CrikeyTrousers
20:25:59
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Batwench
20:26:01
now just have spinning circle of death
SwampRat
20:26:29
Looks like Ewen accidentally the whole thing. ;-)
DeepPan
20:26:37
“The media could not be loaded, either because the server or network failed or because the format is not supported.”
Ewen
20:26:56
Back
windrider
20:27:21
back, sort of.
DeepPan
20:27:21
yep, back
SwampRat
20:27:22
Back now
windrider
20:27:33
spinny thing on the screen
DeepPan
20:27:41
refresh
SwampRat
20:27:53
Yes, back with sound
SwampRat
20:28:07
Video, sound, and drinking
Batwench
20:28:08
ewen you are fine sweety
windrider
20:28:12
refreshed browser, have video with sound & spinny thing
jeff
20:28:25
OMG! That’s awesome, BW!
mullerbiker
20:28:46
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Batwench
20:28:56
jeff: BTW the HUGE lego Hogwarts is awesome.
jeff
20:29:24
I’ve been watching your build. I love it!
mullerbiker
20:30:03
campionuk: double glasing
mullerbiker
20:30:30
Ewen: you face is thinner. ...
DeepPan
20:30:33
macros and intermittent fasting?
windrider
20:31:25
I know of a fellow who eats every second day, he’s lost half his body weight and is no longer diabetic
DeepPan
20:32:21
shows how little sense there is in the “traditional diet” that gets pushed around
mullerbiker
20:32:22
I got a book about ketone diet....
Batwench
20:32:37
Ewen: have you found that your breath has got stinky?
Ewen
20:32:48
No @batwench
Batwench
20:33:17
cool. I have heard that is one of the side effects that can happen.
Batwench
20:34:12
jeff: I could suck you dry....
jeff
20:35:02
Did it just get hot in here, BW?
MaJiKman
20:35:21
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MaJiKman
20:35:49
Hi I’m here!!!!!!!
Batwench
20:35:57
he wanted a vampire
mullerbiker
20:36:24
Batwench: vampire wench
jeff
20:36:34
Vampires can be pretty sexy
Batwench
20:36:41
Ewen: you feeling alright
bobbeach
20:37:14
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MaJiKman
20:37:38
could you not put windows on your Mac Pro
DeepPan
20:37:40
Which Windows Laptop did you get Ewen? Surface?
MaJiKman
20:37:43
Ewen
MaJiKman
20:38:05
I can Jeff
DeepPan
20:38:34
Lenovo are good kit
mullerbiker
20:39:12
Windows is brilliant again now...... and cheaper them apple
WesFL
20:39:35
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Ewen
20:39:53
I’m gobsmacked how good it is
TomF
20:40:54
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mullerbiker
20:41:09
And touch screen enabled...
DeepPan
20:41:33
Facebooks new Project Trojan Horse!
MaJiKman
20:41:39
Havent used a windows PC in anger since 1997
TomF
20:42:12
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bobbeach
20:42:12
I love Windows 10 on my Surface Pro.
TomF
20:42:44
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Ewen
20:42:49
Witha cast iron virus solution, I could see me being tempted to move over
DeepPan
20:42:56
most people that use facebook probably haven’t even heard about this hardware launch
mullerbiker
20:43:47
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MaJiKman
20:43:53
What and leave this happy bunch Ewen
mullerbiker
20:44:09
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bobbeach
20:44:10
The built in Windows Security is cast iron
Ewen
20:44:24
Really @bobbeach?
windrider
20:44:45
Congenically unable to tell the truth from the outset
bobbeach
20:44:47
Yes. No need for McAfee or Norton or aNYTHING LIKE THAT
Batwench
20:45:11
Facebook lies possibly more than Shredded Wheat hair, and that is saying something
bbtWkZqd
20:45:32
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TomF
20:45:32
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TomF_
20:45:33
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CrikeyTrousers
20:46:03
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bbtWkZqd
20:46:21
Atley app is working.....
bbtWkZqd
20:47:00
bttWkZqd is mullerbiker
bobbeach
20:47:17
I never post on facebook. Just check it occasionally
TomF_
20:47:29
If you’re minimally computer literate, I think windows 10 is pretty secure vs viruses. For novice users, I am not sure.
DeepPan
20:48:16
I’ve removed all the facebook apps from my devices, only access via webpage, only go on a couple of times a week and don’t miss it at all
bbtWkZqd
20:48:58
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bobbeach
20:49:07
Disagree @TomF_ . Virus/malware protection is built in and automatic
LTjljlUT
20:49:12
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mullerbiker
20:49:48
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DeepPan
20:49:49
it looks like it’s just a hardware facebook messenger
windrider
20:49:52
I administer an iMac & the Facebook page for a community group, that’s the only reason I have a F/B ap on my phone. Use the web interface on the Mac
LTjljlUT
20:49:53
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TomF_
20:49:57
If you update virus definitions I agree, my primary meaning in minimally literate bobbeach
DeepPan
20:50:04
mullerbiker
20:50:06
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mullerbiker
20:50:32
Ok is my user name on atleys app
bobbeach
20:50:35
They update automatically
mullerbiker
20:50:38
Yeah
mullerbiker
20:51:05
Atleys app is working... seems stream needs to be up..
mullerbiker
20:51:12
Nice app Atley
TomF_
20:51:26
If you set for auto updates. I think we agree, maybe I’m over qualifying my answer bobbeach
DeepPan
20:51:44
Ewen, did they REALLY build in a plastic camera cover, or quickly add one at the last minute when all the privacy stories broke? :D
DeepPan
20:51:56
it looks like the latter
Batwench
20:52:43
Facebook seems to be a overally attached SO, starting to sound more like an abusive relasionship what it spying on data and what you are up to etc
mullerbiker
20:52:55
Ewen you need to big Atley app up
mullerbiker
20:53:38
will do
TomF_
20:53:43
My keyboard is on its second shift mullerbiker
IYHnNQeG
20:56:33
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mullerbiker
20:56:50
TomF_ your fault
Batwench
20:57:06
Oh it is them that we have to blame for ‘unexpected item in the baggage area’ is it. Hate to think how they will riun this one.
IYHnNQeG
20:57:29
Using Atley's app now. It's good!
TomF_
20:58:39
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IYHnNQeG
20:58:48
But why am I IHYnNQeg and not bobbeach?!
Batwench
20:58:49
Remember the app that I think microsoft had that guessed your age. I hope it doesnt use that. It was crap
MaJiKman
20:59:37
Is it not a bit like Store cards as a way of learning all their customers Chris
bobbeach
20:59:38
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windrider
21:00:09
“if you look under 30 we’ll query your age for tobacco/alcohol sales” is quite common here.
IYHnNQeG
21:00:30
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bobbeach
21:00:43
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MaJiKman
21:00:49
A barman can be fined up to £5000 for selling alcohol to an under 18
Batwench
21:01:30
MaJiKman: it is also illegal to sell alcohol if you believe a person to already be under the influence
bobbeach
21:02:03
Is the live stream in Atley's app flash-based or HTML5?
mullerbiker
21:02:07
I loved to be carded... I beed exstatic
MaJiKman
21:02:20
Well your under the influence after one drink, well I am anyway Batwench
Batwench
21:02:53
MaJiKman: nope I have been in ‘one of these moods’ since I arrived at work at 7am this morning. I have one of the lads terrified of me.
bobbeach
21:02:55
Exiting and restarting the app rectifies your username
mullerbiker
21:03:02
Watching using atleys app and taking to ypu losers
DeepPan
21:03:04
Wasn’t there a joint project between Azure and a UK supermarket chain? Could this be part of that?
MaJiKman
21:03:44
Would they be building up an ID database? Link that to a credit card and they know your age
MaJiKman
21:04:36
Surely there just want to sell the most profitable.
windrider
21:04:50
talk to the hand
mullerbiker
21:04:50
Ewen those white bricks are blending in with your hair
bobbeach
21:05:20
Atley's app works ok but still a bit basic. Can't resize video size. Chat screen refreshes every time someone posts. Can't see a list of participants. I'm sure he'll refine it and add these features in later releases.
windrider
21:05:21
Alcohol is not important. It’s VITAL!
mullerbiker
21:06:16
Drugs should be legalised... the war again drugs is lost
bobbeach
21:06:35
Completely agree @mullerbiker
MaJiKman
21:07:33
It’ll be non-alcoholic champagne like in Saudi
Batwench
21:07:51
What would happen if someone held him down and poured it down his throat?
mullerbiker
21:07:57
And he get 5000 years in jail
DeepPan
21:07:57
something about an open container of booze? Or is that just in the car?
windrider
21:08:09
So backwards, you can join the armed forces at 18 & go out killing folk but you can’t have alcohol until 21.
MaJiKman
21:08:16
They would be charged with giving alcohol to a minor.
windrider
21:09:10
Shop assistants under 18 cannot sell alcohol here
MaJiKman
21:10:24
Same here windrider
Batwench
21:10:33
windrider: but Oz has drive through off licenences!
windrider
21:10:58
if drugs were legalised, the gov’t can then tax the hell out of it
windrider
21:11:52
Batwench, you can’t get a driving licence until 18 in this state
DeepPan
21:11:55
“In the state of Texas, parents accept responsibility for the safety of minors under 18 when the minor is on their property or on property leased by them and under their care, custody, and control; an adult may provide alcohol to a minor if he/she is the minor’s adult parent, guardian, or spouse, and is visibly present when the minor possesses or consumes the alcoholic beverage.”
MaJiKman
21:12:33
OK Ewen what about a 14 yr old boy having sex with an older women
DeepPan
21:12:35
So, as long as Dad gives him the booze, its OK?
mullerbiker
21:12:41
At least if you leagised we get tax and the content would be controlled and know...and the criminal element would be removed
Batwench
21:13:50
DeepPan: I was my dad home brew cheif taster from the age of about 5. I could tell of it was going to be a good brew or not
windrider
21:14:22
Age of consent in Hungary is 14, but if both parties are the same age, then sex at 12 is OK
windrider
21:14:55
muller, government are criminals
DeepPan
21:16:59
Intel going for this because they can’t keep up in the mobile chip race?
mullerbiker
21:17:40
Windrinder Aussie laws lately are oriffic
mullerbiker
21:18:42
Sorry guys I struggling to see the screen..... alergy fucked me eyes
DeepPan
21:19:43
If they can get this device at about $300, minimal processing, focused on everything in the cloud, it’ll be a winner in the corporate environment
DeepPan
21:22:21
me? cynical? I’m sure I don’t know what you mean :D :D :D
DeepPan
21:26:21
the Surface Go are really nice size, feel like an iPad
Batwench
21:27:37
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campionuk
21:28:41
windrider
21:29:24
Does it incorporate a taser?
mullerbiker
21:29:50
my etes are suffering a melt down.....
mullerbiker
21:29:57
eyes
WesFL
21:30:28
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mullerbiker
21:30:33
more I rub the worse they get....
windrider
21:31:06
I should chane my twitter username to eyes, that way when I follow someone, the are informed the eyes id folowing them
windrider
21:32:04
•eyse is following•
windrider
21:32:15
feck! •eyes•
windrider
21:32:40
muller, do they get bigger when you rub them?
mullerbiker
21:33:51
windrider ... struggliong to read the screen... puffy is the word
MaJiKman
21:34:29
Got to go team, see you all tomorrow, work to finish.
mullerbiker
21:34:32
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bobbeach
21:35:02
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bobbeach
21:35:15
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windrider
21:36:33
british tradition of boiling everything
MaJiKman
21:36:57
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Juan
21:37:23
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bobbeach
21:37:41
Carrots are very good for you
Juan
21:38:16
Hi
windrider
21:38:34
OK, I’m outta here
windrider
21:38:40
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bobbeach
21:38:41
Polyunsaturated fats?
bobbeach
21:40:34
Puy lentils are an excellent substitute for mince
DeepPan
21:41:32
Ewen, try cooking with coconut oil too :)
DeepPan
21:41:42
good show guys
bobbeach
21:41:54
Good show
bobbeach
21:42:11
Lentils are protein
campionuk
21:42:38
Night chatroom
bobbeach
21:42:45
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campionuk
21:42:45
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Juan
21:44:47
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DeepPan
21:45:07
carb is quick energy, but if you can’t use it instantly, it gets stored. The bodies traditional energy store is fat
DeepPan
21:46:15
but if you keep taking in carbs, then you never burn the fat enery store
DeepPan
21:47:00
i guess that’s the video finished then! :D
DeepPan
21:47:58
bye all
DeepPan
21:48:03
see you tomorrow
DeepPan
21:48:12
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Ewen
21:54:33
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jeff
21:56:17
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trigger
23:34:15
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SwampRat
23:47:51
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October 18 2018 23:47:51