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TheMacMommy
9:21:27
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TheMacMommy
9:21:35
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TheMacMommy
9:22:27
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TheMacMommy
9:22:48
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TheMacMommy
9:25:04
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TheMacMommy
9:25:32
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tioaboa
19:48:25
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DeepPan
19:53:49
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RickCobb
19:55:20
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Ewen
19:59:12
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Ewen
19:59:24
Evening
DeepPan
19:59:33
evening :)
DeepPan
19:59:48
all well?
tioaboa
19:59:52
ey up
Ewen
19:59:55
Yeah good mate
DeepPan
20:00:09
:)
DeepPan
20:01:33
Need a calming live feed of fish swimming past your datacentre? :D https://natick.research.microsoft.com
Mullerbiker
20:03:48
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Mullerbiker
20:06:14
lads the mac book pro has rebooted standby
DeepPan
20:07:20
and we have video :)
Mullerbiker
20:07:56
We have but damn unreliable apple pro rebooted
DeepPan
20:09:29
At least it’s not a Samsung HomePod! :D
DeepPan
20:09:51
Samsung HomePod Fondu Pot
Mullerbiker
20:10:45
almost there sorry for the sweary host
Ellis
20:11:01
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DeepPan
20:11:35
Muller, we sign in for the sweary host, the news chat is a bonus! :D
Mullerbiker
20:11:37
tioboa working now
BTNLinks
20:13:17
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WesFL
20:13:29
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WesFL
20:15:16
hi everyone
bobbeach
20:15:25
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Ellis
20:15:30
Hi
Atley
20:19:40
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WesFL
20:19:45
Ewen — have a pint with the candy. lol
Atley
20:19:50
testing
Atley
20:19:56
testing 2
Atley
20:20:07
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Atley
20:21:30
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Atley
20:21:47
testing 1
Atley
20:21:51
testing 2
Atley
20:22:03
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Atley
20:23:13
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DeepPan
20:23:13
No mic technique from Muller though, that’s like getting driving lessons from Stevie Wonder! :D :D
Ellis
20:23:19
@jufrojim what😂
tioaboa
20:23:30
lol :D
Mullerbiker
20:23:31
amma 1 anna 2 anna 3 anna 4 atley
Atley
20:23:37
testing 1
Atley
20:23:43
testing 2
Atley
20:23:52
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JeffG
20:24:21
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DeepPan
20:28:27
I thought Will was relaxing between runnning tours of the stately home :)
Mullerbiker
20:29:28
greenie is trying his jedi mind trick
Mullerbiker
20:32:18
sounds like a clash song
tioaboa
20:33:44
@atley - I'll come on windows show if you want me
RickCobb
20:34:12
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DeepPan
20:34:15
Have you seen the fish swimming past the Microsoft data centre? https://natick.research.microsoft.com
RickCobb
20:34:19
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DeepPan
20:35:05
Continuity! :D
britishmac
20:35:57
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bobbeach
20:36:42
oh FFS
tioaboa
20:36:59
ffs thats a thing ...
DeepPan
20:37:20
Does it shoot ice cubes from somewhere too?
bobbeach
20:37:54
Puerile
tioaboa
20:38:18
obvs its greenie
Atley
20:38:55
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Atley
20:39:05
testing
Atley
20:39:11
testing
DeepPan
20:39:22
You don’t want to see her making a cocktail!
tioaboa
20:40:02
story choice: free speech or elon musk?
Atley
20:40:57
story choice: broken companies or new tech released?
DeepPan
20:40:58
electric cars, driven by the sex industry! :D
tioaboa
20:41:10
lol
bobbeach
20:41:23
Can we have a serious story please?
Ellis
20:41:33
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Ellis
20:41:56
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DeepPan
20:42:08
Sir Tim Berners-Lee was in a race to launch PornHub! :D
bobbeach
20:42:15
Fuck off
taxi_cab
20:43:26
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Atley
20:43:31
dying companies it is...
RickCobb
20:47:06
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RickCobb
20:47:13
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Mullerbiker
20:48:52
WesFL
20:50:28
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TomF
20:52:10
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tioaboa
20:59:06
story choice: free speech or elon musk?
TomF
21:01:27
I thought you meant that Apple had shut down the email server for the Newton tablet.
Mullerbiker
21:04:07
Appears the interface change ha s confused the milleninials
bobbeach
21:04:09
How does Snapvhat make money? Advertising?
tioaboa
21:05:29
still v.popular with teens around here along with instagram
skidmarks
21:05:41
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Mullerbiker
21:06:24
"Advertisers can currently leverage over thousand different segments for targeting with thousands more coming," Snapchat's chief strategy officer Imran Khan told analysts.
Mullerbiker
21:06:25
"One good example is advertisers can target their Snapchat campaign to people who purchased lipstick at a retail store."
Mullerbiker
21:06:26
Of course, as Snap gets better at this, it runs the risk of creeping out its members.Furthermore, users are likely to be less enthused than shareholders by an assertion that executives are "looking at monetising all aspects" of the app.
Mullerbiker
21:07:46
Duck Face should be banned
Atley
21:08:02
test
Mullerbiker
21:08:27
Atley you failed
RickCobb
21:09:14
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RickCobb
21:09:20
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Mullerbiker
21:09:43
Another issue is that development of the Android version of Snapchat has lagged behind that of its iPhone equivalent.
Mullerbiker
21:10:07
Is Greenie the same age as his IQ?
TomF
21:10:29
He’s 112??
bobbeach
21:10:30
No, his IQ is lower!
DeepPan
21:10:51
Interesting, Facebook have just done a policy update to stop your tweets automatically being posted there https://help.twitter.com/en/managing-your-account/link-twitter-to-facebook
DeepPan
21:11:23
MySpace is the future!! :D
DeepPan
21:11:48
See you all in the CompuServe room! :D
Mullerbiker
21:11:51
How my about a new one Myduckface
bobbeach
21:11:57
Good point ewen
skidmarks
21:12:22
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Mullerbiker
21:12:55
Fortnite" is a terrible name for a game.
Mullerbiker
21:12:55
It's too weak.
TomF
21:13:36
Good one Mullerbiker !
DeepPan
21:13:56
WhatsApp, also available in colour! :D
TomF
21:14:40
Alex jones is a major nutcase
Mullerbiker
21:14:51
Alex Jones Orange juice cartoons make you gay
TomF
21:15:00
Let’s hear about this week in Elon
TomF
21:15:48
Thinking about it
Mullerbiker
21:16:06
When you say driving tiaboa is it electric?
TomF
21:16:18
He owes $10B and he needs billions more to take it private. Leveraged to the hilt!
bobbeach
21:16:23
He's neither
Atley
21:16:39
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Mullerbiker
21:16:56
He developing his Doomsday Machine to leverage more money out of us
tioaboa
21:17:05
mines petrol
Mullerbiker
21:17:17
Is that US Billions or proper Billions
Atley
21:17:26
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Atley
21:17:36
is this thing on???
britishmac
21:18:22
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bobbeach
21:18:28
Yes, a billion is a 1000 million
britishmac
21:19:26
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DeepPan
21:19:34
Muller wants to sell you a tin or Tartan paint! :D
DeepPan
21:19:53
… and some new bubbles for the spirit level
tioaboa
21:20:21
donr forget the long stand
tioaboa
21:20:30
and left handed screwdriver
DeepPan
21:21:20
SPACEFORCE! :D
DeepPan
21:22:03
…. any more of that, and I’ll stop the car!! :D
Ellis
21:22:07
Love it
TomF
21:22:16
Trump would or maybe wouldn’t
RickCobb
21:22:26
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TomF
21:23:10
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DeepPan
21:25:03
… just like his parking! :D
TomF
21:25:32
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bobbeach
21:26:18
Anonymous? Was it james Rickards?
TomF
21:26:40
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Mullerbiker
21:29:44
Old tech they had it in Lawnmower man in 90s
Atley
21:30:25
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Atley
21:31:14
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britishmac
21:31:21
Mullerbiker
21:32:29
Its reconises you touch on its nipples
DeepPan
21:33:13
ah, creating their targeting system as a cute little toy
DeepPan
21:34:18
where do the cuttings go?
bobbeach
21:34:43
Wouldn't he be better getting the exercise?
Ellis
21:37:10
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Mullerbiker
21:37:17
special when you rub their tits
bobbeach
21:41:12
That's a good pick
Ellis
21:42:08
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Mullerbiker
21:44:08
Mason Perv?
bobbeach
21:44:36
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Ellis
21:44:59
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DeepPan
21:46:29
Is one of Will’s interviews going to be with a robot barmaid?
Mullerbiker
21:46:31
Is Bi Millenium
DeepPan
21:46:36
I bet he felt a right tit! :D
DeepPan
21:46:51
… and red wine came out
Mullerbiker
21:47:22
What if you get a puncture in the right titɮ and the robot?
DeepPan
21:51:03
good show all
Mullerbiker
21:52:28
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tioaboa
21:52:35
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Atley
21:52:42
:)
britishmac
21:52:48
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DeepPan
21:52:50
see you all tomorrow, lets do it again!
DeepPan
21:52:58
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JeffG
21:53:00
bye gang!
BTNLinks
21:54:00
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JeffG
21:54:04
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Ewen
21:56:05
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Atley
22:05:41
have a great night all!
Atley
22:05:45
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Mullerbiker
0:59:00
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Mullerbiker
0:59:05
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August 10 2018 01:00:00