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Guest79
3:36:47
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Guest79
3:38:01
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DeepPan
15:46:10
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markw
15:49:33
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GBRedneck
15:53:40
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mullerbiker
15:54:27
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mullerbiker
15:54:41
Hello world COYW
mullerbiker
15:54:53
Echo
mullerbiker
15:56:50
Still echo
maccast
15:56:59
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mullerbiker
15:57:36
Echo echo echo
mullerbiker
15:58:13
Ewen your microphone is feeding back
Ewen
15:58:20
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Ewen
15:58:37
Afternoon
mullerbiker
15:59:47
Yes
DeepPan
16:01:30
hi all
mullerbiker
16:01:46
Ewen: please turn your speakers off echo
DeepPan
16:02:08
stream on youtube?
jamesRickards_
16:02:17
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DeepPan
16:02:41
thanks :)
jamesRickards_
16:03:02
yo yo
rowarta
16:03:35
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jamesRickards_
16:03:52
helo
mullerbiker
16:04:14
Yes
rowarta
16:04:23
no echo for me
DeepPan
16:04:35
no echo on the stream
DeepPan
16:05:10
afternoon gang :)
DeepPan
16:05:34
Anyone got a good excuse for avoiding a wedding this weekend? :D
mullerbiker
16:06:28
Yes... Rugby with Ewen
mullerbiker
16:06:57
And Ellis is a deaf twat
mullerbiker
16:07:46
Ellis is a nob jockey
DeepPan
16:08:24
With a nickname like “Doc”, you think he’d have the hang of time by now :D
DeepPan
16:09:04
Go Fund Me?
mullerbiker
16:12:11
That was ages ago
mullerbiker
16:13:22
Im on Gin Scottish Gin
jamesRickards_
16:13:23
myspace?
DeepPan
16:14:06
Intermittent fasting?
mullerbiker
16:14:16
Breakfast is best meal of day
jamesRickards_
16:15:44
where th fuck is BB?
DeepPan
16:16:00
Check out an iOS app called Zero, and easy thing for measuring a fasting period
mullerbiker
16:16:05
I only eat when im hungry you know that Ewen... you also need to stop eating when your full like I do. Pity I drink like there no tomorrow
bobbeach
16:17:59
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jamesRickards_
16:18:06
here he is
jamesRickards_
16:18:10
hey BOB
paulums
16:18:11
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bobbeach
16:18:22
Hi there!
mullerbiker
16:18:24
Fuck off jamesRickards_ you have birds cooking for left rifht and centre
paulums
16:18:43
When I'm hungry I just bite nearest sheep, but that's Norfolk for you
mullerbiker
16:19:02
paulums: you shag a turkey
patrice
16:19:10
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jamesRickards_
16:19:40
lol thx muller
jamesRickards_
16:19:42
twat
mullerbiker
16:19:53
😂
DeepPan
16:19:56
gobble gobble paulums! :D
paulums
16:20:02
Yeah! TWAT
mullerbiker
16:20:24
paulums: you do rear end em though
paulums
16:20:41
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DeepPan
16:22:14
3 courses? Is that the longest the French go without surrendering? :D
mullerbiker
16:22:38
maccast: pardon
jamesRickards_
16:23:27
oh dear
DeepPan
16:23:34
:D
mullerbiker
16:23:41
markw: when is the new glasses coming. When they are can you hook me up with a local specs man to buy em?
patrice
16:24:22
France had 2 bridging days last week!
markw
16:25:07
sorry, wrong mark mullerbiker
jamesRickards_
16:25:17
they did
mullerbiker
16:25:43
😳
markw
16:26:17
ha thats ok , I wish I could help
mullerbiker
16:26:58
Well do it then 😂
bobbeach
16:27:26
My kid buys her own (she is 35!)
mullerbiker
16:28:39
I can get one from apple too. Had mine on free interest ... sept I might replace if worth it
Majikman
16:28:48
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mullerbiker
16:29:22
Ellis does mave big feet
Majikman
16:29:29
Afternoon all, no show
mullerbiker
16:29:32
Have even
mullerbiker
16:29:53
Majikman: want the link its in slack
DeepPan
16:29:55
dunlop plimsolls!!
Majikman
16:30:42
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Majikman
16:31:49
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Majikman
16:32:18
Thanks mullerbiker
mullerbiker
16:32:33
You welcom Majikman
bobbeach
16:34:32
Perhaps they get a laptop later on. Manny do the 18 year olds I teach have laptops
DeepPan
16:36:05
Winzip is available on iOS and Android
Majikman
16:36:07
Of my three only one uses a laptop
DeepPan
16:36:38
tablet/phone is “good enough” for the majority of peoples needs now
mullerbiker
16:36:59
They getting to expensive. Macs are and Windows is chasing the dollar. You can fet some cheap surfacd prox which run windows now..,
mullerbiker
16:37:21
Fuck ios keyboard
mullerbiker
16:38:21
Is Doc ok another volcano went off this wedk
mullerbiker
16:38:27
Week
Majikman
16:38:28
But its a semantic the phone is a computer
bobbeach
16:38:58
Yes, and a very powerful one too
mullerbiker
16:39:00
Why does ios think i want wedk when I typd week
Majikman
16:39:19
Fat fingers @mullerbiker
DeepPan
16:40:47
I work in an industry where we provide technical solutions for non-technical people. Everyone is using the iPad as the user interface model now, not a keyboard or a desktop.
patrice
16:41:11
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DeepPan
16:41:18
And the customers are taking to it a lot faster
mullerbiker
16:41:34
Majikman: after i helped you barsteward... that took some careful typing
Majikman
16:42:12
No @mullerbiker mine are just as bad
mullerbiker
16:42:28
Kids using games consols and dont need computers i suppse
bobbeach
16:42:42
It’s the purple man again
Majikman
16:42:42
Always appreciate your help
mullerbiker
16:42:43
Fuck big head of green
patrice
16:42:46
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rowarta
16:43:26
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Majikman
16:44:11
he’s in a corridor now
Majikman
16:44:25
A laptop is a mobile device
DeepPan
16:45:25
The computer is like a swiss army knife, can be adapted to almost anything. The phone/tablet is more like a filleting knife, not as versatile, but very good at the use it’s been customised for
bobbeach
16:46:30
The iPad Pro is incredibly versatile
Majikman
16:46:40
Is a Smart TV a computer
DeepPan
16:46:44
Once Apple release the XCode interface on iOS, then you know things are pushing towards an iOS first future
mullerbiker
16:46:53
My windows computer is heavy.., my ipad is light DeepPan
Majikman
16:47:35
Bit bizarre watch the show in the background window of Patrice
mullerbiker
16:47:35
Ewe nobody ever borrow greenies ipad
DeepPan
16:47:40
Greenies “morning motion” has a very different meaning compared to everyone else! :D
bobbeach
16:48:46
I’m increasingly thinking Microsoft has it right with the Surface Pro. It runs desktop programs but also has touch - the Surface Pen is as good as the Apple Pencil now
Majikman
16:48:57
You CAN EDIT Ewen
mullerbiker
16:49:18
I can update my computer But my ipad is a slab Ewen
patrice
16:49:24
I still don't see them as being as good as native apps bobbeach
jamesRickards_
16:49:30
we live in interesting times for sure
mullerbiker
16:49:36
Majikman: yeah right
jamesRickards_
16:49:39
as someone once said!!
bobbeach
16:50:00
They are full native apps on the Surface pro
Majikman
16:50:03
Cheers Ewen
mullerbiker
16:50:34
bobbeach: i nearly bought a second hand one to try
patrice
16:51:01
Yes bobbeach but they're still a compromise if you have to support two different input methods
bobbeach
16:52:24
No, they aren’t Patrice
DeepPan
16:53:06
Adam, I agree with you, but doesn’t go against what I said :)
patrice
16:53:30
Yes bobbeach Believe me as someone who produces a lot of complex software on a daily basis. Even different screen resolutions are compromises
mullerbiker
16:53:33
Tablets are under powed and dont havd the storeage of a computer.
patrice
16:54:08
Not true anymore mullerbiker The iPad Pro has more power than a lot of laptops
mullerbiker
16:54:08
You can do it on a ipad but it woulc be pain
GBRedneck
16:54:10
My wife does everything on her iPad, barely uses her Mac mini, it frustrates the hell out of me she can manage it and I cant
mullerbiker
16:55:12
patrice: 256 gig though. My computer i built had 1 gig solid state and 4 gig HDD
patrice
16:55:50
Yeah.. but honestly: I have a 1TB SSD in my MBP and I barely use it. Everything is in the cloud now
bobbeach
16:55:55
Oh no, still that crappy keyboard!
mullerbiker
16:56:49
Mind yoj jamesRickards_ laptops are not good to you
jamesRickards_
16:57:00
indeed not
bobbeach
16:57:40
I’ve never missed the headphone jack once
mullerbiker
16:57:53
How come linz is having issues with them Ewen ?
Majikman
16:58:11
Funny Greenie the back show on the BTN site now is from May 2014 in which your slagging of the new MBP
patrice
16:58:32
User error mullerbiker
mullerbiker
16:59:11
patrice: love mind and my trax on my bike
bobbeach
16:59:12
IWork is miles behind Office 365
patrice
16:59:28
Yep
mullerbiker
16:59:34
Majikman: numpty
Majikman
17:00:24
But it does everything I need @bobbeach. Haven’t used Excel or Word for years now
DeepPan
17:00:29
Is google still a thing? :D :D :D
bobbeach
17:00:58
I’m a number cruncher. Numbers is rubbish compared to Excel
mullerbiker
17:01:01
Greenie looks like Kevin with that hair do from Kevin and Perry 😂
DeepPan
17:01:01
take the training wheels off and get onto O365! :D
DeepPan
17:01:43
Google can’t do enterprise, has no idea
britishmac
17:03:48
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DeepPan
17:04:00
it’s a series of tubes! :D
patrice
17:04:12
LOL
britishmac
17:04:18
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britishmac
17:04:25
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mullerbiker
17:05:29
Home pod expensive plant pot stands
bobbeach
17:05:51
Not so mullerbiker
mullerbiker
17:06:07
bobbeach: fanbouy
Majikman
17:06:11
No mullerbiker mine is great
Majikman
17:06:37
I’m listening to the show on it now
mullerbiker
17:06:55
Ewen: maccast will give you ipa
Majikman
17:07:40
I will get another one
Majikman
17:08:05
I’ll bring mine up to you Ewen next week
mullerbiker
17:08:10
jamesRickards_: i give you one
britishmac
17:08:17
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jamesRickards_
17:08:28
one what??
DeepPan
17:09:13
Apple Store VIP rooms? Is there red velvet rope barriers? :D
bobbeach
17:09:51
The HomePod sounds GREAT
Majikman
17:10:03
£317.00
jamesRickards_
17:10:05
i know bob - you love it! your a great advert for it
DeepPan
17:10:24
Yep, HomePod has great sound
Ewen
17:10:29
£307 at costco
Majikman
17:11:04
Yes
Majikman
17:11:29
I’m listening to the show now on mine
mullerbiker
17:11:52
£307 good pair of speakers for that
mullerbiker
17:12:47
I come with you to talk you out of it
Majikman
17:14:20
Oh brilliant curry James
jamesRickards_
17:15:07
well I cant wait to get a taste of it!!
Majikman
17:15:45
We’ve got two in the office, never had a problem with them
DeepPan
17:17:14
No one needs a truck all the time, but we can lease you a self-driving one when you need it! :)
DeepPan
17:17:43
… said an Apple spokesman
DeepPan
17:17:47
… maybe :D
bobbeach
17:18:53
Nothing could be as bad as Planet of the Apps surely?
patrice
17:19:14
Pretty hard to beat bobbeach
mullerbiker
17:19:17
jamesRickards_: i told you ill give you one 😂
jamesRickards_
17:19:43
ohhhh
jamesRickards_
17:20:23
ill take anything if its FREE
Majikman
17:20:38
Are you here for the Bash James
jamesRickards_
17:21:09
ekk unknown?
bobbeach
17:21:27
But Google Hangouts works fine
Majikman
17:22:18
Run my web sight through UK2
mullerbiker
17:22:38
Sight? Majikman 😂
bobbeach
17:22:58
Love Yoink
Majikman
17:23:04
Fat fingers and stupidity @mullerbiker
mullerbiker
17:25:17
Majikman: 😂
bobbeach
17:25:32
I;be had Yoink for ages
mullerbiker
17:26:17
bobbeach: Too cool for this network
Majikman
17:26:26
You be talking Norfook now @bobbeach
mullerbiker
17:26:29
Possibly
bobbeach
17:26:59
That was a typing error !
Majikman
17:27:37
No Bob
mullerbiker
17:29:52
So ypu want false applause
bobbeach
17:30:46
Great pic jamesRickards_
jamesRickards_
17:30:54
thx BoB
jamesRickards_
17:31:07
ive been saving it until i had my podcast on itunes
jamesRickards_
17:31:17
which it has done!
jamesRickards_
17:31:52
..hang on BOB which app?
bobbeach
17:32:11
Anchor.fm
mullerbiker
17:32:21
Mo
mullerbiker
17:32:23
No
jamesRickards_
17:32:24
Qlone
bobbeach
17:32:49
Just even frozen
mullerbiker
17:32:51
Your all moving just ugly as fuck
mullerbiker
17:33:07
Ewen: has frozen
DeepPan
17:33:12
stuck on Patrice on the stream
patrice
17:33:14
Thanks muller :D
bobbeach
17:33:17
Stuck on Partrice
jamesRickards_
17:33:29
hes STILL PRO!
mullerbiker
17:33:31
Screens have stuck though
jamesRickards_
17:33:34
ignore him
jamesRickards_
17:33:48
Thc BOB have fun
mullerbiker
17:33:51
Got patrice on screen yikes
jamesRickards_
17:33:52
*thx
Majikman
17:33:58
Its just Ewen
jamesRickards_
17:34:04
Look foreard to your podcast! *BOB
maccast
17:34:15
May want to have a look at the Anchor.fm TOS @jmesRickards: https://anchor.fm/tos
Majikman
17:34:32
Stuck on Patrice
mullerbiker
17:34:35
I can see a dog
maccast
17:34:43
"By submitting User Content through the Services, you hereby do and shall grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, fully paid, sublicensable and transferable license to use, edit, modify (including the right to create derivative works of), aggregate, reproduce, distribute, prepare derivative works of, display, perform, and otherwise fully exploit the User Content"
mullerbiker
17:35:20
Greenie...
Majikman
17:35:51
So can I
mullerbiker
17:36:26
Ohhh i moving around meeting get patrice
maccast
17:36:52
My favorite part of that TOS, you grant them a forever right to, "otherwise fully exploit the User (your) Content".
jamesRickards_
17:36:59
wow Qlone is looking good
jamesRickards_
17:37:08
print out a Barcode! MATT
jamesRickards_
17:37:12
and spin!
mullerbiker
17:37:19
Google is cloud
DeepPan
17:37:38
Ewen, looks like Telestream have recently reworked their price plans, so might be why they’re slow getting back to you https://www.redsharknews.com/production/item/5482-telestream’s-wirecast-9-has-new-pricing-plan
mullerbiker
17:37:39
Ewen: looks like he is praying
DeepPan
17:37:46
good show :)
mullerbiker
17:38:01
Fucking apple shit
Majikman
17:38:13
You think Greenie!!!
Majikman
17:38:38
Enjoyed the bit I saw
bobbeach
17:40:53
Gotta love Carry On humour
DeepPan
17:41:29
Don’t type “Use a harness so they don’t choke themselves to death” in a google search!! :D
bobbeach
17:42:41
Bye
Majikman
17:42:46
Is that Auto erotica for dogs greenie
jamesRickards_
17:43:01
bye all
jamesRickards_
17:43:05
cheers
maccast
17:43:06
Excellent show. Thanks chatroom
mullerbiker
17:43:07
Bye
maccast
17:43:16
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mullerbiker
17:43:16
Let us pray
Majikman
17:43:39
Thanks guys see you soon.
bobbeach
17:43:47
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markw
17:44:00
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Ewen
17:44:04
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patrice
17:44:28
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DeepPan
17:44:40
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Majikman
17:44:59
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mullerbiker
17:46:11
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mullerbiker
17:47:38
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mullerbiker
17:50:10
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GBRedneck
18:17:24
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jamesRickards_
20:36:49
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August 14 2018 21:33:17