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taxi_cab
0:30:53
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Ewen
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Ewen
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Guest79
15:34:36
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Ewen
15:37:38
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Mullerbiker
15:39:04
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Mullerbiker
15:52:03
Hello World
Guest79
15:52:58
World says Hello
Mullerbiker
15:54:36
Hello Wes_FL
Mullerbiker
15:58:27
Is Will going to sing Ebony and Ivory
britishmac
15:59:27
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jamesRickards_
16:00:49
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jamesRickards_
16:01:06
hello
Mullerbiker
16:02:00
Ive had to order on of theseɠIm getting old
Mullerbiker
16:03:19
JamesRickards want that keyborad
jamesRickards_
16:03:27
lol
jamesRickards_
16:03:29
its ace
maccast
16:03:40
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Mullerbiker
16:03:41
Bought a simila
Mullerbiker
16:04:14
Bought a similar one for my PC but my mac keyboard is looking sadɮ need a new one
jamesRickards_
16:05:58
its so so go
notatroll
16:11:20
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jamesRickards_
16:17:51
thx adam\
Jordanairwave
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Jordanairwave
16:19:22
Hello all
markw
16:19:27
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jamesRickards_
16:19:37
the worse prize on bullseye
Mullerbiker
16:21:16
Sorry Doc never been to Sparkbrook
Mullerbiker
16:26:20
Is Greenie using autotune software and its cut in too soon
GBRedneck
16:27:22
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GBRedneck
16:28:05
Awesome I didn't miss will's ukulele!
maccast
16:28:27
careful in the chatroom
Crikeytrousers
16:28:37
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Mullerbiker
16:29:23
autotune kicking in again
GBRedneck
16:29:37
wow full house today
Mullerbiker
16:35:54
Bingo!
Ewen
16:36:01
@jamesrickards stop fucking with your mic
britishmac
16:36:12
Hello chaps
Ewen
16:36:34
you started talking and started moving it at the same time
jamesRickards_
16:36:38
sry
Ewen
16:36:43
LOL
jamesRickards_
16:39:52
kays catalogue anyone
Mullerbiker
16:41:17
JamesRichards Littlewoods
jamesRickards_
16:41:30
wow posh porn\\
Mullerbiker
16:41:45
JamesRickards or Peter Craig
jamesRickards_
16:41:56
who?
Mullerbiker
16:42:23
Catalougue
jamesRickards_
16:42:48
no whos peter craig??\
jamesRickards_
16:42:51
never heard of that
Mullerbiker
16:43:08
No idea it was the nameɮ who is Kay?
Mullerbiker
16:44:01
Said the bearded britishmac
Jordanairwave
16:45:18
I worry so much about my son going on Social media.
jamesRickards_
16:45:39
i would to jordan
jamesRickards_
16:45:50
its hard to control
Jordanairwave
16:45:51
1 of the things I am going to teach my kid is to use the block button and that you do not need to talk to these people online
jamesRickards_
16:45:59
its just about the conversation
Jordanairwave
16:46:03
def
Jordanairwave
16:46:29
He's only 4 at the moment but he has my old ipad which I have locked down
Jordanairwave
16:46:37
but he is learning about the web and wants to learn
jamesRickards_
16:46:40
sweet
Jordanairwave
16:47:28
I don't want to restrict him to much as he gets older as I was not restricted when I was on line as my parents did not have a clue
Jordanairwave
16:47:40
Like you said James, I want to have the conversation with him
Mullerbiker
16:47:42
And now bullying is now 24/7
jamesRickards_
16:47:59
as long as we communicate
jamesRickards_
16:48:16
its the most importamnt
jamesRickards_
16:48:19
thing
Jordanairwave
16:48:22
I agree with Ewen that there are to many keyboard warriors out there
Jordanairwave
16:56:05
Im on a mission to get the wife on to Apple Music from Spotify.
Jordanairwave
16:57:39
I used to be like when I saw Netflix originals, But over time I have learnt to watch the trailers and go into the moves with a more open mind.
Jordanairwave
16:57:45
I have found some great films
jamesRickards_
16:57:53
some great stuff on netwflix right now
markw
16:58:07
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Ewen
16:58:33
But there is a pile of fast made shite thats countering that
jamesRickards_
16:59:15
JESSICA JONES!!!
jamesRickards_
17:00:16
defenders > also great show
jamesRickards_
17:03:56
bright YES!!
jamesRickards_
17:04:45
OMG " F is for FAMILY' is brillaint
jamesRickards_
17:04:54
just love that show
brett
17:05:33
I'll be shocked if the M Night Shamalan series is good. I heard it was dead the whole time.
brett
17:06:03
jamesRickards F is For Family was amazing
jamesRickards_
17:06:21
so much swearing but loved every momwnt of it
brett
17:07:25
What was the other adult cartoon about adolescence?
Jordanairwave
17:07:32
Never got in to GOT, been told its good but not really my thing
brett
17:07:35
Big Mouth or something… it was great
maccast
17:08:33
I think that's right @brett
jamesRickards_
17:09:27
yeah i saw the first
jamesRickards_
17:09:32
episode
jamesRickards_
17:09:37
nice!!!
GBRedneck
17:10:21
Completely crazy idea
GBRedneck
17:12:59
how do you charge in the car?
jamesRickards_
17:13:01
aww love that french apple sign
GBRedneck
17:13:38
Are forgetting these davices are mobile
Mullerbiker
17:18:19
Only if you dont get any phone calls Will
Mullerbiker
17:19:03
HAVVVVIIINNNNGGG IIIIITTTTT
Jordanairwave
17:23:18
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BTNLinks
17:25:01
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brett
17:25:44
Adam, you used iTerm 2?
brett
17:25:51
(have you used)
Crikeytrousers
17:26:07
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maccast
17:26:36
I have not used iTerm 2, @brett, no.
Mullerbiker
17:29:43
Its very stabby
jamesRickards_
17:30:53
lol
Mullerbiker
17:31:05
JamesRichards Wants to be that meat in a girl sandwich
brett
17:31:06
suuuuper stabby
Mullerbiker
17:32:49
and proper key travel
jamesRickards_
17:34:44
thx mulller
jamesRickards_
17:35:28
and its rickards ;)
Mullerbiker
17:36:58
Bow chicka wow wow
Mullerbiker
17:38:57
So Doc is A Salting Bugs
Crikeytrousers
17:39:18
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Mullerbiker
17:40:34
Bet Doc puts olive oil on lakes to sink ducks
Mullerbiker
17:41:18
Pete Pic looks mental on that page
maccast
17:41:39
jamesRickards_
17:41:58
GREA To see you guys
jamesRickards_
17:42:01
thanks
jamesRickards_
17:42:09
loved this
Crikeytrousers
17:42:24
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jamesRickards_
17:43:01
twitter @jamesrickards
maccast
17:45:48
Sorry @britshmac I was only trying to simplify what PWA for those who were not coders, not imply that it's not cool. To be fair though Apple has had the ability to run "web apps" as offline apps for years.
brett
17:45:48
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brett
17:47:31
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jamesRickards_
17:47:57
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maccast
17:49:17
Bye chatroom
Ewen
17:49:25
See youall at 8pm for The BIG Show is LIVE in x Hour with @CampionUK @Paulums @JGamet @TechSupportRich http://www.britishtechnetwork.com/LIVE Pls RT
Ewen
17:49:31
Big Show
maccast
17:49:33
Thanks!
maccast
17:49:36
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Mullerbiker
17:50:00
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britishmac
17:52:26
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taxi_cab
17:54:17
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BTNLinks
18:00:04
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Wes_FL
18:26:18
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Guest79
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Guest79
18:37:08
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GBRedneck
19:13:12
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Mullerbiker
19:32:22
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Ewen
19:33:04
And we’re Back
tioaboa
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tioaboa
19:39:09
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tioaboa
19:39:13
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Mullerbiker
19:39:14
Are we?
tioaboa
19:39:32
evenin
Mullerbiker
19:40:23
Yo
Ewen
19:40:50
Yo @tioaboa You have Twitter DM
markw
19:43:04
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BTNLinks
19:45:06
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britishmac
19:57:48
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brett
19:57:58
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Mullerbiker
19:59:24
tiaboa Turn it off and on again
campionuk
20:01:37
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campionuk
20:05:43
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campionuk
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campionuk
20:06:38
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campionuk
20:06:51
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Mullerbiker
20:11:02
So people of Lincoln nolonger watching
Majikman
20:15:29
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Majikman
20:15:57
Evening all
bobbeach
20:17:09
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Majikman
20:17:40
Working tonight so trying to listen in as I work
Majikman
20:20:29
Anyone here?
bobbeach
20:22:13
Grecian 2000? Thought it was called "Just For Men" now?
Mullerbiker
20:23:20
Saw camps Pjs
Ewen
20:23:56
Welcome Bob
Ewen
20:24:12
Martin Evening
bobbeach
20:24:52
You're kidding yourself Greenie. All tobacco is carcinogenic
campionuk
20:25:45
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campionuk
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GBRedneck
20:27:00
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GBRedneck
20:28:08
evenin all
bobbeach
20:31:49
Evaporate?
Mullerbiker
20:34:03
Hawking's work followed his visit toʏhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscowʩn 1973 where the Soviet scientistsʏhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscowʩn him that, according to the quantum mechanicalʏhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscowʩn
Mullerbiker
20:34:03
create and emit particles.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation#cite_note-6ʈawking radiation reduces the mass and energy of black holes and is therefore also known asʏblack hole evaporation. Because of this, black holes that do not gain mass through other means are expected to shrink and ultimately vanish.ʏhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation#cite_note-6ʈawking predicted to be larger emitters
Mullerbiker
20:34:05
of radiation than larger black holes and should shrink and dissipate faster.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation#cite_note-7
Mullerbiker
20:34:42
bobbeach read that
markw
20:35:59
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campionuk1
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campionuk1
20:38:52
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camp
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camp
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camps
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campionuk
20:48:56
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Mullerbiker
20:53:05
tiaboa you video froze in a unforunate time just
tioaboa
20:56:55
im not watching the video hopelully ive unfrozen might drop the video to keep audio smoother
Ewen
21:02:51
Lost your video @tioaboa
tioaboa
21:03:29
yes dropped it so audio stays on
tioaboa
21:04:11
otherwise you all sound like i'm on a very bad acid trip!
tioaboa
21:04:24
or have been assimilated into the borg
tioaboa
21:19:31
https://wearchronos.com/ have a normal watch with a smart addon
Mullerbiker
21:21:23
tiaboa you could have had a wank
Mullerbiker
21:21:30
That would have done it
bobbeach
21:21:36
LOL !!!
Mullerbiker
21:26:51
bobbeach
21:33:18
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Ewen
21:35:51
Who still needs to do astory?
Ewen
21:35:59
Greenie?
Majikman
21:41:13
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Mullerbiker
21:43:09
Service Workers: an Introduction
Mullerbiker
21:43:10
Matt is a contributor to WebFundamentals
Mullerbiker
21:43:12
Rich offline experiences, periodic background syncs, push notificationsѦunctionality that would normally require a native applicationѡre coming to the web. Service workers provide the technical foundation that all these features rely on.
Mullerbiker
21:43:13
What is a service worker
Mullerbiker
21:43:15
A service worker is a script that your browser runs in the background, separate from a web page, opening the door to features that don't need a web page or user interaction. Today, they already include features likeʏhttps://developers.google.com/web/updates/2015/03/push-notifications-on-the-open-webʡndʏhttps://developers.google.com/web/updates/2015/12/background-sync. In the future, service workers might support
Mullerbiker
21:43:17
other things like periodic sync or geofencing. The core feature discussed in this tutorial is the ability to intercept and handle network requests, including programmatically managing a cache of responses.
Mullerbiker
21:43:18
The reason this is such an exciting API is that it allows you to support offline experiences, giving developers complete control over the experience.
Mullerbiker
21:43:21
Before service worker, there was one other API that gave users an offline experience on the web calledhttps://www.html5rocks.com/en/tutorials/appcache/beginner/. There are a number of issues with the AppCache API that service workers were designed to avoid.
Mullerbiker
21:43:25
Things to note about a service worker:
Mullerbiker
21:43:25
It's aʏhttps://www.html5rocks.com/en/tutorials/workers/basics/ so it can't access the DOM directly. Instead, a service worker can communicate with the pages it controls by responding to messages sent via theʏhttps://www.html5rocks.com/en/tutorials/workers/basics/ and those pages can manipulate the DOM if needed.
Mullerbiker
21:43:30
Service worker is a programmable network proxy, allowing you to control how network requests from your page are handled.
Mullerbiker
21:43:33
It's terminated when not in use, and restarted when it's next needed, so you cannot rely on global state within a service worker'sʏonfetchʡndʏonmessageʨandlers. If there is information that you need to persist and reuse across restarts, service workers do have access to theʏhttps://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/IndexedDB_API.
Mullerbiker
21:43:38
Service workers make extensive use of promises, so if you're new to promises, then you should stop reading this and check outʏhttps://developers.google.com/web/fundamentals/getting-started/primers/promises.
tioaboa
22:02:26
camps
22:06:09
This is the netflix link to Barkely Marathons (watch this before Where Dreams Go To Die) - https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/80076413
markw
22:06:43
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Mullerbiker
22:07:25
With you pipe smoking weed
tioaboa
22:10:36
pale blue dot
GBRedneck
22:11:03
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britishmac
22:15:22
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camps
22:15:26
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Ewen
22:15:36
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Mullerbiker
22:15:46
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markw
22:15:59
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BTNLinks
22:22:14
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tioaboa
22:27:21
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August 14 2018 21:32:23