taxi_cab
2:40:10
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batwench
15:44:32
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Ewen
15:47:30
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batwench
15:51:34
good afternoon
batwench
15:56:11
are those new specs ewen?
BTNLinks
15:56:22
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batwench
15:56:43
we can hear you mother
windrider
15:57:26
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Mullerbiker
15:57:36
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Mullerbiker
15:58:05
hello everybody
batwench
15:58:24
Is it too early to start on the wind
batwench
15:58:54
how are you feeling today windrider
Mullerbiker
15:59:09
have you got a violin @ewen
BTNLinks
15:59:09
Great to see you @windrider
windrider
15:59:11
Moderately well, thanks
batwench
15:59:35
not been sounding it on Twitter. Sounds you been through everything windrider
DeepPan
15:59:43
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batwench
16:00:03
But I suupose the alternate
DeepPan
16:00:07
What a time to join a conversation
:D
jamesRickards
16:00:11
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jamesRickards
16:00:24
hello
batwench
16:00:26
Tim VIne is coming to Cumbria - you are more than welcome to stay at Chez Batwench
DeepPan
16:00:36
All good here, how’s you all?
DeepPan
16:00:55
Tim Vine, and “Pen Behind The Ear!!” :D
batwench
16:01:13
Be afraid be very afraid
glennbtn
16:01:23
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batwench
16:03:00
Sorry Tim Vine not coming to Cumbria - Its Basingstoke!
batwench
16:03:48
We are seeing Bill Bailey in Feb. Hubbies Valentines day pressie
batwench
16:04:23
Ewen THat isn’t the Skype Music. You changed
jamesRickards
16:04:34
we are using
jamesRickards
16:04:38
Discord @ batwenvh
batwench
16:05:12
still has logo in corno\
Mullerbiker
16:06:40
“I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation.”
batwench
16:06:54
windrider - that is funny as funk
DeepPan
16:07:16
BOGOF :D
Mullerbiker
16:07:17
“I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper – dicing with death.”
windrider
16:07:39
I LOVE pies, and in 1940 I joined a monastery because I was told I could lead a very pious lifestyle. What a load of bollocks. I’ve spent almost seven decades with no trousers or socks, praising God and shit and pulling on a bastard rope to ring a fucking bell. If that wasn’t arseache enough, they wake me up at four in the morning to chant and tend a fucking beehive. As for pies, there hasn’t been a sniff of one since the
Mullerbiker
16:07:59
“The advantages of easy origami are two-fold.”
batwench
16:08:12
Oh Lordi there are two of them at it...
batwench
16:08:22
CRackerjack
maccast
16:08:36
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batwench
16:08:37
Probably Greenie
windrider
16:08:48
I was told that you could view a solar eclipse through a colander.I tried it and ended up straining my eyes.
batwench
16:09:15
I thought it was the Archers theme tone for a moment
jamesRickards
16:09:28
whoop!
Mullerbiker
16:09:34
“I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.'”
jamesRickards
16:09:38
Peter and the wolf Rng tone form bladeruuner!
jamesRickards
16:09:46
ACe!
batwench
16:09:48
And this is beore the dihidrocine and wine kick in
batwench
16:10:13
I have Casyiel from Supernatural with “Hey Assbutt”.
windrider
16:10:15
My friend thinks he is smart!He told me an onion is the only food that can make you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Mullerbiker
16:11:22
“I’ve decided to sell my Hoover – it was just collecting dust.”
DeepPan
16:12:40
Problem with the chair-to-keyboard-interface :D
Mullerbiker
16:13:19
“I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.”
Mullerbiker
16:14:29
“I’m so lazy I’ve got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.”
maccast
16:14:49
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windrider
16:14:57
I just bought a new U2 Sat Nav.I've had to take it back though.The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
windrider
16:17:02
You put two fingers in.. Maybe three if it’s big enough.. Give them a rub around.. Oh yeah.. That’s how you wash a mug.
batwench
16:18:04
he hasnt got tape over the camera
Mullerbiker
16:18:22
Greenie mac is steam powered
windrider
16:19:19
The wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead
batwench
16:19:23
Its Groundhog Day
maccast
16:20:57
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PaulDixon
16:20:59
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windrider
16:21:22
Discord definition: lack of agreement or harmony between things: the discord between indigenous and Western cultures.
DeepPan
16:21:33
Does macOS still allow remote desktop control? :)
batwench
16:21:44
It’s Groundhog Day
windrider
16:22:05
DeepPan, yes, it's done via FaceTime
GBRedneck
16:22:36
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batwench
16:22:36
Ewen It is the return of the Rasit Line. Just against the colour green!
GBRedneck
16:22:42
Afternoon all
PaulDixon
16:23:03
afternoon
maccast
16:23:10
morning/evening chatroom!
DeepPan
16:23:24
Ewen, facetime greenie, take control of his desktop, then initiate the call for the show back to you :)
windrider
16:24:03
FaceTime & Messages, actually, uses bits of both apps
DeepPan
16:24:29
jiggle the handle
Majikman
16:24:38
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batwench
16:24:44
Possibly turning the router on and off to get a new ip address if it is a dynamic one that may help
batwench
16:25:15
Greenies modem that is not ewens
Majikman
16:25:59
Good afternoon all
batwench
16:26:50
Now all we need is Grennie in the chat room
batwench
16:27:09
Corrr look at the bum on that
bobbeach
16:27:45
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batwench
16:28:08
Ewen is it the Gordons one?
DeepPan
16:28:10
so, tonic then! :D
windrider
16:28:52
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Majikman
16:28:52
Why????
batwench
16:29:03
Ewen I did a test product for the Gordons one - the apple and cumcumber one was lush. the grapefruit and pepper one wasnt
windrider
16:29:14
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batwench
16:29:46
It is very good. you can do it your self by sepping the botanicals in tonic water.
windrider
16:29:50
I'd rather have free alcohol than alcohol-free!
DeepPan
16:30:07
try putting some gin in it
batwench
16:30:18
The Co-Op do a totally free one
batwench
16:31:09
If greenie comes to the bash he will have to do his ulk and I can do my bad clarinet
DeepPan
16:31:16
Greenie looks massive holding that guitar!
bobbeach
16:31:35
I’m turning the sound off now!
Majikman
16:31:50
Green sleeves
batwench
16:31:51
Doc - Pineapple on pizza is lush.....
batwench
16:31:58
Greenie Sleves
windrider
16:32:40
Batwench, years ago I could get a chicken & pineapple pizza with a base of BBQ sauce & mozzarella. It was brilliant
DeepPan
16:32:49
via satalite
windrider
16:32:53
Pukelele
batwench
16:32:55
windrider: mmmmmmmmm
Mullerbiker
16:33:09
I can hear dogs howling :)
windrider
16:33:25
Mullerbike: in pain?
batwench
16:33:35
It’s Purple Rain all over again
windrider
16:33:48
Purple Pain
Mullerbiker
16:34:07
batwench No you didnt see the real old office purple rain…
bobbeach
16:34:16
Stick to the day job
DeepPan
16:34:17
is greenie just selecting a youtube clip? :D
batwench
16:34:55
Ewen - not it was a practical question - Can he play it????
patrice
16:35:04
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DeepPan
16:35:06
this is the jazz version, right?
patrice
16:35:08
Morning chat room
jamesRickards
16:35:18
ready for bed
windrider
16:35:21
Maybe it was a rhetorical question?
bobbeach
16:35:27
This is embarrassing
batwench
16:35:35
well Greenie is certainly out of this world
Mullerbiker
16:35:47
Im an eagle alien?
windrider
16:35:56
I bought a Venus fly trap because it said on the label "eats bugs and flies. "Lying bastards!.. mine hasn't left its pot.
batwench
16:36:07
we may be taking the piss but how many of us would do that after about 3 hours
windrider
16:36:25
Is it safe to turn the sound back on?
DeepPan
16:36:55
and this tune will now get pushed out to everyones iTunes account :D
Mullerbiker
16:37:01
Sting the wasps mascot ewen?
DeepPan
16:37:07
take that U2!
DeepPan
16:37:48
no matter you ask HomePod, it’ll play that! :D
batwench
16:38:18
Doc looks like his brains are leaking out of his ears with the ear pods
batwench
16:38:48
Mullerbiker: Why isn’t greening in the chat room ewen?
batwench
16:39:20
maccast: cant be as urgernt as the emergency text that Doc may have gotten the other week!
Ewen
16:39:37
He cant pedal that hard for the electricity @Batwench
DeepPan
16:39:47
Guantanamo Bay have asked if they can have Greenies tune on a 15 hour loop :)
DeepPan
16:41:06
for 2 hours Greeny, it was a top effort :D
batwench
16:42:48
jamesRickards: you will give the rest of them a bad name as a hubby
batwench
16:42:57
BTW Ewen is your hallway done yet?
batwench
16:44:06
Paster of Paris is what you have on your arm when you break it. In cumbria it is called a Pot
Mullerbiker
16:44:46
Its called plaster of paris cause the casium carbonate depoites around Paris are large and were use years ago
Majikman
16:45:08
Its called jointex Adam
Mullerbiker
16:45:14
He could go Pro… I pay him to stop
Majikman
16:46:47
You should do Status Quo Greenie only 3 cords
maccast
16:46:59
Thanks Muller. Luckily @batwench my wife knows nothing about what @jamesRickards does.
Mullerbiker
16:47:03
Did you moon Greenie?
windrider
16:47:13
Greenie, when are you fronting for The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain?
windrider
16:47:38
Super blue blood moon
Majikman
16:47:58
Round Moon
batwench
16:49:11
ewen - pop up sound booths
batwench
16:49:18
There is a lot of empty space in them
windrider
16:49:43
back room somewhere.
patrice
16:49:52
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jamesRickards
16:49:57
:)
jamesRickards
16:50:06
BOSE soundlink 2 is AMAZING!
jamesRickards
16:50:09
im telling ya
windrider
16:50:16
My local Apple Store has moved recently to a much larger shop. Haven't been there yet
jamesRickards
16:50:17
Beats pill suckkkks
batwench
16:50:27
`we have a nasic google home - that is very good
windrider
16:50:37
nasic?
batwench
16:51:13
MMMMMMMM Tube amps
Mullerbiker
16:53:15
Or Zepplin or Bose
batwench
16:53:26
whats a play 3/5?
maccast
16:53:40
Sonos speakers @batwench
batwench
16:53:51
thank you
Mullerbiker
16:55:04
playing are you being served theme tune
patrice
16:56:24
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DeepPan
16:56:56
link it in with iBecon, the system will know which speakers people are sitting close to
Majikman
16:58:42
Would Apple target the 3 or 5?
patrice
17:00:30
Given the price, I would say the Play:3
Majikman
17:00:40
Like me I don’t have any system so HomePod could be the one.
jamesRickards
17:00:55
i gotmy play 5 for £409
jamesRickards
17:01:04
sooo coundnt let taht slip
jamesRickards
17:01:11
Amazon had a sale on!
jamesRickards
17:01:18
(Via richer sounds)
windrider
17:01:52
extract from that telegraph article: But I was surprised at how flat and isolated the Sonos Play 3 sounded against the HomePod.
Majikman
17:02:45
Agree @maccast my ears are not that good
batwench
17:03:07
Good lad. We have done that for yeards
windrider
17:03:19
If you're buying two HomePods, get one of each colour.
batwench
17:03:39
patrice was born 40!
Mullerbiker
17:03:49
The HomePod will cost £319 in the UK and $349 in the US.
patrice
17:03:58
Wait.. whaaat? @batwench
batwench
17:04:02
ohhhhh hark at ewen
Mullerbiker
17:04:06
UK apple bend over price
windrider
17:04:18
$499 in Oz for the HomePod
Majikman
17:04:26
What Greenie!!!!!
batwench
17:04:28
I am so buggered. I lost my lower freqs when I was in my 20’s when I worked at the CIA
maccast
17:04:39
See just mean you're an old soul @patrice. steady on
batwench
17:05:17
Ewen if it is only the grave left - why are you drinking low alchaol G and T?
Mullerbiker
17:05:35
Audiophillia you do that in a mortuary
Majikman
17:06:19
I’ll be buried with it then Greenie
PaulDixon
17:06:37
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jamesRickards
17:06:42
my wife is 80 euros every 6 weeks
batwench
17:06:47
Bloody hell - I get charged less for my hair cut does Mr batwench does
PaulDixon
17:07:58
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Mullerbiker
17:09:03
You started a fire Ewen
windrider
17:09:16
Challenge: drink enough of that low alcohol G&T to actually get wrecked
Mullerbiker
17:09:19
But it was always burning since apple were turning
batwench
17:09:49
I am currenlty being chased around the kitchen by a totortoise.
Majikman
17:09:54
But it was only a few weeks at the end of the quarter
batwench
17:10:25
It doesnt stop POTUS from making stuff up!
Mullerbiker
17:11:17
Well the St Peters original Non alchol beer tastes like chinese medicine
batwench
17:11:45
The best selling “iPHONE’ is the phrase that counts No
batwench
17:12:21
is this compared to all time or just the iphones available at this time?
DeepPan
17:12:56
I think a lot of people buying iPhoneX are getting them on contract, which almost £5 month difference between that and an iPhone8
patrice
17:14:37
All of these are BS
windrider
17:14:43
Consider that 'analyst' contains 'anal.'
jamesRickards
17:14:50
they are BS
Mullerbiker
17:14:59
Fanbouys :)
maccast
17:15:03
Not playing @mullerbiker. Throw your line someplace else
batwench
17:16:07
It was interesting following Rev Richard Coles on Twitter. He got a iPhone X at christmas - he spent the next 2 weeks tweeting questions on how to do stuff on it!
windrider
17:16:44
anal-yst
Majikman
17:16:48
With all the new competition that they only sold half a million less than last year is still pretty good business
Mullerbiker
17:17:32
Well I posted lots of stories showing that iphone X is not selling. I dont see many in the wild
patrice
17:17:57
Mullerbiker: And I see a lot of them
Mullerbiker
17:18:00
I see loads of 7 or 8 Cant tell diffrence…. but few X
windrider
17:18:02
anyway, it's the Ten, not X.
Majikman
17:18:27
Apple sell it as their ‘X’
maccast
17:18:34
Read past the headline @mullerbiker
batwench
17:20:00
I do not mind paying more for apple stuff - because I know the actual stuff will last, My MacBook Pro is coming up to 8 years old and still funcytioning better than a lot of other hardware would have done at 8 years old
Mullerbiker
17:20:04
I can buy a new mac for the price of that phone
Majikman
17:20:53
So did they miss a trick and should not have released the 8
Majikman
17:22:46
But they may have had low estimates for the X
patrice
17:23:22
Which they don't... and even if, we would immediately see that on the ASP.. Majikman
windrider
17:24:41
Top-line iPhone X is about $50 less than an entry-level 4k iMac
Mullerbiker
17:24:59
the ipad X phone
windrider
17:25:50
On a different note, an Apple News article today mentioned future iOS/macOS updates will allow iPad apps to work on the Mac
bobbeach
17:26:31
Apple sold 77.3 million phones in just one quarter!
Majikman
17:27:12
They have to replace every year to compete with all the Android phones
batwench
17:27:16
patrice are you coming over for the bash this year?
bobbeach
17:27:22
And quarterly profits were higher. They must be really worried
patrice
17:28:10
batwench: Don't know yet. I may not even be in Europe by that time
windrider
17:28:49
patrice, by then the UK won't be in Europe either.
patrice
17:29:06
True windrider :D
Majikman
17:29:21
March 2019
windrider
17:29:41
stop ruining my good stories with facts!
Majikman
17:29:56
Call me Trump
jamesRickards
17:29:59
its what its WORTH to you thou?
jamesRickards
17:30:10
I look at this debice 50-60 times aday
jamesRickards
17:30:22
its my ipod my movies my camera
jamesRickards
17:30:30
Its worth it to me
glennbtn
17:30:30
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jamesRickards
17:30:32
:)
patrice
17:31:02
Same here. I LOVE the 10 and I didn't really love my 7+
batwench
17:31:22
Ewen: Mammy Batwench says “hello” to you all. She is also very happy as she has won £58 on 2 numbers on her daily lottery
Majikman
17:31:40
Yeah totally part of the I Love X group
Mullerbiker
17:31:48
HTC makes more phones and models than that
Majikman
17:32:37
Apple takes most of the profits
batwench
17:33:00
I must admit that it took me litterally tro windows phone’s death throws to get me to return to Apple iPhone. But I am seriously in lust with my 7plus.
batwench
17:33:09
Lambrini
Mullerbiker
17:33:14
My season tickets
bobbeach
17:34:00
<< Leaves the chat room
windrider
17:34:03
Decent tea & coffee
Majikman
17:34:06
Festoons
Majikman
17:34:18
Festools
batwench
17:34:19
Totallt forgot about my Lego
batwench
17:35:03
patrice: Well if you do you need to get a passport for your dog and bring her along
maccast
17:35:13
Apple sold 215.8 million iPhones in 2017, Samsung sold 317.3 million. But at the end of the day, those are just numbers that don't really mean anything in either direction
windrider
17:35:49
I had to toss up between replacing the busted screen for a used 4-yr-old 11-in MacBook Air or buying anothe newr used 13-inch one for $300 more. I had the screen fixed.
Majikman
17:36:02
Or has the competition got better @ewen
PaulDixon
17:37:43
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
17:38:09
patrice: if you use that you will have to come over to Cumbria and do the Lake District - bring the dog!
Mullerbiker
17:39:50
Turn it off and on again Ewen
windrider
17:41:58
Gladys app works better on an iPad than on a phone because of split-screen
batwench
17:43:35
windrider: Gladys is one of my middle names. I was named after my Dad’s mam who emmergarted to OZ as a £10 pom
Majikman
17:44:31
I was a £10 Pom in 1963
batwench
17:44:56
Majikman: you came back?
windrider
17:45:04
Majikman: we need a refund
Majikman
17:45:32
It should be a fine @windrider
batwench
17:45:34
My Bampi was a POW on the Burma railway and after the war could not deal with the cold of the UK. So they went out to Oz. The man hated the japanise
Mullerbiker
17:45:48
Sound of Silence?
Majikman
17:46:10
Solo, so low that we cant hear him
batwench
17:46:13
Ewen - I have offered to duet at the bash with greenie - him on the ukalele and me on the clarinet
windrider
17:46:17
Bohemian Rhapsody
patrice
17:46:42
Duet or duel? @batwench
batwench
17:46:52
patrice - now THAT is an idea!
windrider
17:46:59
Duelling Ukuleles
batwench
17:47:20
We could do duel of the fates
batwench
17:47:57
Has anyone done the fact that the back cataliugue of Def Leopard is now avilable on iTunes>
windrider
17:49:08
Insert "pp" after the word "youtube" in the link to download videos and mp3 files from YouTube as a faster way.
Mullerbiker
17:50:00
is that an iphone X Ewen?
batwench
17:51:43
Ewen - does it have a bra holder adaptor?
patrice
17:52:03
Probably yes batwench
Majikman
17:52:54
Great show guys, greenie you were the business, I haven’t laughed so much for ages, but your a damm site better ukulele player than me. Got to go for another meeting. Catch you all later.
windrider
17:53:22
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windrider
17:53:41
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batwench
17:53:55
jamesRickards: are you related to a John Rickards an author?
windrider
17:54:10
Quad Lock stuff is available on Amazon, not just for iPhones, either
Mullerbiker
17:54:32
Return of the Mac (show)
Mullerbiker
17:54:56
Top of the pops
windrider
17:55:19
Top of the slops
patrice
17:55:40
Top of the slobs?
batwench
17:55:56
Burt Mr Batwench will not be seen
batwench
17:56:05
See you later guys
batwench
17:56:23
windrider: that is the name of my mac book pro
batwench
17:56:32
eeeewwwwww
windrider
17:56:43
See you later peeps!
Majikman
17:56:50
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windrider
17:56:50
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
17:57:16
Thanks chat room
Mullerbiker
17:57:18
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DeepPan
17:57:41
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batwench
17:57:43
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
17:57:45
<< Leaves the chat room
Ewen
17:57:54
Big Show is LIVE at 8pm - See you then
GBRedneck
18:00:08
good show Ewen
Mullerbiker
19:09:30
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bobbeach
19:24:43
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GBRedneck
19:25:06
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bobbeach
19:30:15
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maccast
19:33:15
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serenak
19:41:28
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batwench
19:42:00
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batwench
19:42:49
heeeelllooooo
serenak
19:43:55
Hi batwench
batwench
19:47:09
serenak: you got any vid yet?
serenak
19:48:59
allegedly 20 mins to go though - allowing for how they usually go I would say 10mins before any vid appears
WesFL
19:49:03
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batwench
19:49:10
good thought it e
WesFL
19:49:37
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serenak
19:49:44
I have both Safari Tech Preview and FFQ open
serenak
19:51:05
see evening ewen
serenak
19:51:43
get the watches and jewellery back safe?
Ewen
19:51:53
No mate. Being shot now
serenak
19:52:09
the guy I mentioned btw only did “special stones”
serenak
19:52:26
he once showed me a thing that just looked like a pebble
batwench
19:52:42
hello Ewen
WesFL
19:52:46
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batwench
19:52:47
back gaon
serenak
19:53:30
apparently it was an emerald and he expected to get 4 big gems and maybe 8 smaller ones out of it
serenak
19:54:08
he said if he “cleaved” it right the total might be half a million
serenak
19:55:11
he looked like some almost homeless dude… never was sure if that was a deliberate look or just because he was basically a crystal nerd
skidmarks
19:56:30
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batwench
19:57:04
ewen if they want to leave any samples behind for me to test I am willing to give into science
DeepPan
19:57:12
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DeepPan
19:57:28
ow doo :)
batwench
19:58:09
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batwench
19:59:06
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paulums
19:59:57
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batwench
20:00:10
soory joining apple tv
serenak
20:01:52
for some reason I am suddenly getting a lot of emails from US Senators…
Mullerbiker
20:02:05
Any Mac FAnbouys I can wind up?
SwampRat
20:02:21
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serenak
20:02:21
I am guessing someone harvested one of my email addresses to spam them
SwampRat
20:03:09
Had to open Firefox for the stream. Still freezing up every few minutes in both Opera and Chrome.
serenak
20:04:16
I got nothing atm
serenak
20:05:12
does it need Flash?
serenak
20:06:19
or allow pop ups or the like?
SwampRat
20:07:09
It's flash
GBRedneck
20:07:46
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batwench
20:10:50
Ewen - you can get stronger shandy LOL
serenak
20:11:07
unblock Flash it is then
batwench
20:11:15
paulums: how are you my sexy beast?
GBRedneck
20:11:17
another bloody OSX update
GBRedneck
20:11:21
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SwampRat
20:11:46
Out of all the podcasts I watch, BTN is the only one still using Flash. All the others are HTML5
batwench
20:11:53
hold on my tables are a wobbling
Mullerbiker
20:12:14
batwench we got a treat for you next Friday
JeffG
20:12:38
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serenak
20:12:45
I must admit I thought Ewen had sorted that…
Ewen
20:13:03
We broadcast in HMTL AS WELL @swamprat
serenak
20:13:31
well none of my browsers seem to want to show you Ewen
SwampRat
20:14:02
Where is HTML5? Only Flash on the website
Ewen
20:14:18
are you on the HTTPS address @Serenak
serenak
20:14:34
ahhh yes I am
Ewen
20:14:35
Nope We feed Safari natively in HTML5
SwampRat
20:15:00
I'm on Windows
serenak
20:15:20
thanks - thats fixed it...
serenak
20:15:32
I have use HTTPS on as a default
serenak
20:16:15
no I said you’d fixed it and you had… my use of HTTPS by deafult is the problem
trigger
20:16:51
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DeepPan
20:17:52
Show Title - Jeff’s the meat! :D
serenak
20:17:53
OK well whatever I know how to solve the problem now - bookmark the http version
batwench
20:18:10
JeffG, paulums and mrs Paulums?? Count me in. Mrs paulums is georgous
DeepPan
20:18:59
Ewen, when in France …. :D
batwench
20:19:24
Or has Shaun got to deal with me LOL?
batwench
20:19:57
According to Mr B ‘I am a respectable married woman”
Majikman
20:20:17
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JeffG
20:20:18
That's so sweet of him to say!
batwench
20:20:27
You would have figured after knowing me for about 21 years he would know me better
Majikman
20:20:35
Evening guys
batwench
20:20:58
Mullerbiker: is just wearing that to wind me up this weekend of the beginning of the 6 nations
batwench
20:21:37
according to Mr B ‘paulums looks lovely and clear”
batwench
20:22:32
Exercise?? Where??? How mant weeks untill it is due Mullerbiker
batwench
20:24:13
Ewen according to the NHS walking is better than sex
batwench
20:26:28
I recon that Musk is going to die from Botulism with the amount of Botox that the lad has had injected into his face. No forehead movement
serenak
20:27:39
it is more like a blow torch than a “flamethrower”
Majikman
20:27:51
Sure the fare would be more than Ryanair
batwench
20:27:53
Mullerbiker: hair spray works better and smells better
serenak
20:28:00
more weedgun than napalm
Mullerbiker
20:28:24
WD$) match kills wasp nests
serenak
20:28:26
the point was he said if he sold half a mill hats…
DeepPan
20:28:36
His next version of the flamethrower won’t sell, because it’ll have a notch at the top! :D
serenak
20:28:38
he’d do a flame thrower
serenak
20:29:17
and the Extinguisher…. its $30 extra… it’s not complimentary
JeffG
20:29:35
That's lame!
batwench
20:29:35
If we can send some men to the moon, why can’t we send the rest of them to the moon?
serenak
20:30:21
actually Ewen I am with you there
Majikman
20:30:55
Yeah but the radiation would get you in the end
serenak
20:31:00
I have no problem with that… live out the end of my life on Mars and sending my remains to soylent or fertiliser
batwench
20:31:09
AAWWWW Ewen that is so cute. I wont tell her
serenak
20:32:13
if i went there at 75 what harm can the rads do me in the likely last 5-10 years of my life...
Majikman
20:32:45
Maybe Sharon might prefer you to go with serenak @ewen
serenak
20:33:18
does drinking whisky in low grav get you more pissed more quickly?
batwench
20:33:19
We don’t have a starbucks in Whitehaven
serenak
20:33:41
if so me and Ewen are buggered
Majikman
20:34:06
3D printer what more do you need
batwench
20:34:15
Serenak - I would get more radiation going to cornwall or edingburgh than I do get working at sellafield
Majikman
20:34:50
What in both heads!!
DeepPan
20:34:54
“Orbiting Uranus” doesn’t mean that! :D
batwench
20:35:16
Never circle near the rim
serenak
20:35:24
you missed the line about the whisky
DeepPan
20:35:38
Dark side of the moon!
batwench
20:36:05
G-Spot does not mean gravity spot
serenak
20:36:12
does drinking whisky in low grav get you more pissed more quickly? that was what I asked
DeepPan
20:36:14
things getting hot on re-entry!
serenak
20:37:16
you are cracking me up
Majikman
20:37:59
Yes who are you and what have you done with the real JeffG
batwench
20:38:22
Check for a belly button - he may be a pd person
batwench
20:38:25
pod person
paulums
20:39:22
Ewen's Big Dipper
batwench
20:39:51
You leave my Cumbria/ Basignstoke mistake alone
Majikman
20:40:27
That’s Capsule sinking in action Jeff
batwench
20:40:51
I would love to go into space. As long as I could take my cats. Mr Batwench can look after himself.
serenak
20:41:10
osxdaily.com/2016/04/29/humor-2001-a-space-odyssey-if-hal-was-siri-video/
serenak
20:41:19
if Hal was Siri
DeepPan
20:41:53
would you want to go if Elon was there?
skidmarks
20:42:01
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batwench
20:42:03
JeffG: that is so sweet. Your a keeper
SwampRat
20:42:36
You wouldn't even get me on an airplane. I'm staying "grounded"
batwench
20:42:39
What happens in space, stays in space.
serenak
20:42:46
I would certainly go in the “autumn of my days”
batwench
20:42:53
SwampRat: you not getting on any plane fool?
Majikman
20:42:58
I’d like to see you go, can I have your camera gear Ewen
serenak
20:43:02
certainly if I was alone by then
DeepPan
20:43:35
In space, no one can hear you scream!
serenak
20:43:45
ha ha ha
batwench
20:43:47
Back to the buggering again]
batwench
20:43:54
Oi can I come?
batwench
20:43:58
I can be a ladette
Majikman
20:44:02
The Mac and Big Show from Mars would be a challenge
serenak
20:44:19
only because of the latency…
SwampRat
20:44:28
batwench: Never been on one, not gettin' on one.
serenak
20:44:36
no worse than via Skype “miaow”
batwench
20:44:42
SwampRat: any reason why in general?
SwampRat
20:45:03
I don't like heights
JeffG
20:45:57
Batwench, leaving you behind on the Mars trip seems wrong.
batwench
20:46:34
JeffG: But it would be quiet!
batwench
20:46:41
SwampRat: fairy snuff
serenak
20:46:58
the only people that hurts is the beginners
DeepPan
20:47:02
Unfortunately, “nice” doesn’t get the clicks
Majikman
20:47:50
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serenak
20:49:17
my daughter has a typical “teen girl” channel… she has 80 subscribers
batwench
20:50:53
ewen: could they put a age thing on stuff like they do on films
serenak
20:54:21
The other problem is how do you rate something like “Jack Septic Eye”? Harmless vids but man is he full of swearing
batwench
20:56:00
You know you have a bestie when you can trust them with gaffer tape and scissors when it comes to a body cast.
batwench
20:56:34
Ewen: he should met Mammy Batwench - she could teach him a few. She can make a sailor blush when she gets going.
batwench
20:58:18
How does iPlayer on the BBC police the ‘Do you have a TV licence?’ question?
serenak
21:01:22
but Jeff that is always been a bit of a problem… the screen is the anonymous filter
batwench
21:01:38
ewen: politeness
JeffG
21:02:00
Yep. It's a huge problem.
DeepPan
21:02:09
Self-censoring, but sometimes you just want to take the safety off :)
DeepPan
21:02:37
the revolving door was a bit much!
batwench
21:03:01
Ewen - it would be a potato plant
batwench
21:03:42
Thats what they all say paulums
serenak
21:03:59
up against the nearside front wheel with one hand on the car is legal
batwench
21:04:28
Ewen - dont you get overheating issues with the mac mini’s stakced on each other rather than having them with air around them?
serenak
21:04:36
as is prgnat woman asking to use a policeman’s helmet
serenak
21:06:48
allegedly all us men shoud also appear on the green on a Sunday after church for archery
DeepPan
21:07:10
Are Google going to follow Apple, as Microsoft is doing? A better overal experience when the hardware and software is engineered by the same company, end-to-end control?
serenak
21:07:11
whether these are really true or not I can’t say
batwench
21:07:26
serenak: depends on the county. Some of this has been removed from the books. Glamorgan still had it so we used when I used to do Viking Archery
serenak
21:08:14
I know some of it was used in “Poll Tax” protests
DeepPan
21:09:02
Show Title - Give it a squeeze, and up it pops!
batwench
21:09:10
Mr Batwench has a Pixel 2 and does all the squeezing and all of that stuff. He also puts progs into places
paulums
21:10:54
batwench is that all he sqeezes?
batwench
21:11:10
paulums: unfortunanlty yes. we are married
serenak
21:11:19
used to be ok to shoot a welshman in Caernavon after sunset as long as you used a crossbow…
batwench
21:11:20
JeffG: what happens if you have duel nationality?
paulums
21:11:27
batwench awwwwww
batwench
21:12:00
serenak: Caernarvon is in wales. I think you were thinking of chester
JeffG
21:12:12
People aren't mentioning their dual citizenship and showing just their US passport.
serenak
21:12:14
duel nationality? is that where you have to fight it out for supremacy :D
paulums
21:12:17
Space is cold. Hiddling up to Jeff, Muller and Ewen for warmth
batwench
21:13:05
Ewen - it is what Tom Hiddleston can do to me
batwench
21:13:28
Ewen - the Norfolk way of cwtching.
DeepPan
21:13:32
Hiddling - Cuddling and fiddling, but without thumbs :D
batwench
21:14:23
Ewen - very impressed by your Welsh voice. YOU don’t dont sound if you need to open a corner shop
DeepPan
21:14:52
this is long overdue
DeepPan
21:15:23
never mind dogs. It’s cats, ducks, etc
serenak
21:16:29
what if it’s an alpaca?
serenak
21:16:37
or a horse?
DeepPan
21:16:47
you get priority boarding if you have an emotional support animal too
batwench
21:16:56
Do they not know that Cats can figure out when you are feeling down/ill etc. Mine give me lots of love. But I can’t imagine a cat on a plane. Some of mine would flossy all over the place...
Mullerbiker
21:17:02
I bring my Taransula
serenak
21:17:16
I know that Batwench…
batwench
21:17:34
Shits on a plabne
serenak
21:17:45
but dogs probably can do that to
taxi_cab
21:18:01
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batwench
21:18:21
DeepPan: that must have been a swine to get a ticket
batwench
21:18:26
Hogging all the seats
serenak
21:18:26
but exactly where do you draw the line?
batwench
21:18:59
that is just quackerrs.
serenak
21:19:00
Pig? Peacock…???
SwampRat
21:19:25
Sloth? Wombat?
serenak
21:19:31
mini horse?
paulums
21:19:39
Bernard Matthews took a turkey from Norwich Airport
serenak
21:20:11
i believe they call them “micro pigs”
batwench
21:20:55
Hearing/sight et all animals I can understand. But even I have problems with this and I prefer animals to humans.
DeepPan
21:20:57
i’m sure there’d be a case for discrimiating against different medical conditions
batwench
21:21:32
It is when the pilot brings one on is when you should get worried Ewen,
SwampRat
21:22:09
I've been totally bonkers my entire life
batwench
21:22:34
good one Mullerbiker
batwench
21:23:22
and understand sarcasm
serenak
21:23:24
funniest show in months
serenak
21:24:02
I think the word you want is “proportion”
batwench
21:24:40
safe on what scale JeffG
DeepPan
21:28:38
wow! dinner first, don’t be a slag Muller! :D
SwampRat
21:28:58
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batwench
21:29:28
heard of the game called the room
DeepPan
21:29:50
YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LISA! :D
Mullerbiker
21:30:37
DeepPan paulum would let Jeff tear him apart
paulums
21:31:40
DeepPan have that booked in for the weekend
Mullerbiker
21:31:41
The more I stare into Tommyճ face, the more I peer into another dimension
DeepPan
21:31:48
excellent :)
batwench
21:35:17
JeffG: try Aliexpress for not the lego - I get most of mine from there now
batwench
21:36:02
Ewen: buy one to try.
batwench
21:36:26
Did paulums just say turkey scrumping?
batwench
21:36:44
GLuten free I hope
DeepPan
21:36:50
top show :)
Ewen
21:36:59
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DeepPan
21:37:01
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batwench
21:37:08
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paulums
21:37:21
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serenak
21:37:29
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JeffG
21:37:44
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Mullerbiker
21:38:58
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WesFL
21:40:46
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trigger
21:42:47
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BTNLinks
21:47:22
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jamesRickards
23:44:02
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