taxi_cab
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Ewen
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DeepPan
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DeepPan
15:50:01
afternoon all
windrider
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Mullerbiker
15:52:33
Afternoon all
PaulDixon
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DeepPan
15:53:28
ow doo :)
glennbtn
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DeepPan
15:54:55
Semi transparent Ewen! :)
DeepPan
15:55:26
Mic worked really well
windrider
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brett
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DeepPan
15:57:00
how many star trek transporter jokes can be worked into the shows this evening? ;)
windrider
15:57:18
it's like he's fading in front of our eyes
DeepPan
15:58:14
would having a brighter light on your shirt help with the key?
brett
16:00:13
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DeepPan
16:00:40
ok, thought as much, but thought I’d suggest :D
brett
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DeepPan
16:03:15
Jony Ive white room background :)
windrider
16:03:39
just wear one shirt - eventually it'll go black
Mutter
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Mullerbiker
16:06:02
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.
windrider
16:06:47
Mullerbiker, that one got me lots of favourites over on Mastodon.social
Mullerbiker
16:07:42
My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg (or Patrice ;) )
DeepPan
16:08:02
So, will Germany get ApplePay Cash BEFORE ApplePay? :D
Mullerbiker
16:08:25
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes
patrice
16:08:29
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iconfessimageek
16:08:48
Hi everybody!
Mullerbiker
16:10:32
Its Queeg!!
Pro
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bobbeach
16:11:18
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Pro
16:12:55
Just downloaded IRC chat (for IOS) from the App Store Colloquy - IRC Client by Colloquy Project
Mullerbiker
16:12:58
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A croaking device.
Pro
16:13:07
I did not know this existed!
iconfessimageek
16:13:13
Hi Ewen
articmusher
16:13:19
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MrJosefK
16:13:32
Hellloo
bobbeach
16:13:45
Up to your usual standard @Mullerbiker !
Mullerbiker
16:14:08
Why did Worf change his hair color? It was a good day to dye
iconfessimageek
16:14:10
Sounds good here
MrJosefK
16:14:20
Colloquy - IRC Client by Colloquy Project (IRC for IOS)
bobbeach
16:14:57
Sounds fine to me. No hiss
iconfessimageek
16:14:57
I’m using Mutter for iOS
DeepPan
16:16:09
BRA!?! :D
PaulDixon
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MrJosefK
16:17:27
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Mullerbiker
16:18:06
Borg Answering Machine Message: WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. But we're not home right now, so leave a message at the tone and we'll assimilate you later
DeepPan
16:18:15
Could make the Big Show lively later! :D
PaulDixon
16:19:00
I hope we don't hear a tinkle
Mullerbiker
16:19:08
we will hear the splashing
DeepPan
16:19:19
in the vocal booth :D
windrider
16:20:35
you could by not saying anything!
maccast
16:20:57
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Ewen
16:21:24
I was proving I was on mute by not saying anything CONSTANTLY!
Mullerbiker
16:21:33
What’s Jean-Luc’s favourite card trick? ~ Picard, any card
windrider
16:21:51
die in a fire
GBRedneck
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windrider
16:23:13
this town tends to have four seasons in one day. Currently those seasons are Cold; Colder; Coldest & Antarctica.
Mullerbiker
16:24:32
Have you read the book "The Positronic Brain"? It's by: Anne Droid
windrider
16:25:00
ypu're a positronic drain
windrider
16:25:14
•you're•
brett
16:25:49
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Mullerbiker
16:25:58
Have you read the book "Chekov: The Navigator"? It's by: I. Kiptin
brett
16:26:02
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bobbeach
16:26:18
Doc looks a lot better
Mullerbiker
16:26:43
What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one? Hoisted by our own Picard.
windrider
16:26:59
staaap!
bobbeach
16:27:16
Yes, stop please stop!
Mullerbiker
16:27:18
windrider … no
windrider
16:28:07
I used to have a Star Trek car. Every time I drove it I had to shout "Start, wreck!"
MrJosefK
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Mullerbiker
16:29:29
And Anders first name is Monty
windrider
16:29:44
What do the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.
bobbeach
16:30:17
Oh no, two at it now
PaulDixon
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Mullerbiker
16:30:58
Basic … Goto..end…goto X
Mullerbiker
16:31:13
sum… sum all
Mullerbiker
16:31:20
still remember :)
Mullerbiker
16:31:57
So Patrice you hand around playgrounds?
Mullerbiker
16:32:12
hang … hang not hand
DeepPan
16:33:37
Some laugauges are better to learn how to program than others
DeepPan
16:33:43
languages
DeepPan
16:35:15
Learning a programming language is VERY different to learning how to program
DeepPan
16:38:19
Everything will smell of fresh white paint in the new theatre :D
windrider
16:38:31
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glennbtn
16:39:27
I got an apple tv for xmas. I was pleased :-)
bobbeach
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PaulDixon
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iconfessimageek
16:42:45
Lots of apps still not on atv that should be
iconfessimageek
16:42:52
ITV, ch4, ch5
bobbeach
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iconfessimageek
16:43:01
Etc etc
windrider
16:43:41
Blast it. Had the iPhone plugged into the iMac. Wifi died. Network had switched to iPhone USB. Hate that. Odd that it should happen 20 minutes after the phone was connected.
iconfessimageek
16:43:52
We don’t have the tv bit of the atv in the UK
brett
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articmusher
16:50:32
you can view C4 C5 itve etc on tvplayerr app on apple tv in uk
DeepPan
17:00:10
Some legal companies still insist on fax for an audit trail
articmusher
17:01:16
i still have acopy of idvd and it still works on my imac
glennbtn
17:01:30
I have it on my ,ac mini as well
windrider
17:01:44
As my home phone is now VoIP I don't even think one of my older Macs with fax capability would work.
windrider
17:02:06
I have used iDVD on Sierra recently
glennbtn
17:02:26
I just copied it off an older mac and works fine
MrJosefK
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17:03:35
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DeepPan
17:03:56
BTN - Also available on Jaz Drives :D
windrider
17:04:40
I used to use my Apple USB SuperDrive with a MacBook Pro. I had to edit a .plist file to kick extra current through the USB port. There were seven extra characters added to the .plist.
articmusher
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iconfessimageek
17:05:39
Catch up as well articmusher
articmusher
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iconfessimageek
17:05:53
??
iconfessimageek
17:07:37
No catch up though
DeepPan
17:07:41
It’s a rollover! :D
Mullerbiker
17:07:56
Just like Simpsons…. ha ha
windrider
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Mullerbiker
17:08:52
Doc salty chocolate balls
DeepPan
17:09:00
Surface Dial
windrider
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glennbtn
17:11:39
Alexa unfortunately is way better
articmusher
17:12:58
i have been using google assitiant on the iphone and it really good even with my scottish accent >>come on siri get the finger out
bobbeach
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bobbeach
17:26:24
Apple will locate production where it’s the cheapest. Simple as that
Mullerbiker
17:28:00
Bob Beach : Bottom
iconfessimageek
17:28:53
BobBeacArse
articmusher
17:29:46
mostof the components are made in china so makes it cheaper to assemble there
bobbeach
17:29:46
Cheapest taking into account quality of production of course
patrice
17:30:02
@bobbeach ok. Fair point
patrice
17:30:22
A lot of the parts aren’t even from China @articmusher
patrice
17:30:42
They’re produced all over the world. Even in the US
articmusher
17:30:49
i satnd corrected >>>patrice :)
TomF
17:30:58
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17:35:41
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DeepPan
17:38:51
Ewen, ask Doc his account number and PIN code :D
iconfessimageek
17:38:55
Cyan Magenta Yellow Black
windrider
17:39:30
It just came out. I bet you say that to all the boys.
Ewen
17:40:05
Very kind @iconfessimageek
DeepPan
17:40:18
Does it still have James Condom hosting it? :(
iconfessimageek
17:40:24
Pleasure!!
Ewen
17:40:36
No fortunately @deeppan
Ewen
17:40:45
but I have to say its still shit compared to his
maccast
17:40:46
No DeepPan there's no "host"
iconfessimageek
17:40:49
What was the email subject for the comp?
Ewen
17:40:52
Docs talking out of his arse
DeepPan
17:41:00
OK, I might have a look then :)
bobbeach
17:41:09
Sorry Doc, I think it’s shite
patrice
17:41:17
Sentry competition @iconfessimageek
iconfessimageek
17:41:36
Ok - as in the Waterloo camera stuff?
maccast
17:41:52
My reaction has been 😐
Mullerbiker
17:42:28
Ohh Mr Robot 3 about to start
DeepPan
17:43:06
oh, if there’s a risk of him being in it, then it’s a no-go! :D
iconfessimageek
17:44:10
Best thing on TV at the moment - Ozarks
iconfessimageek
17:45:10
Thank you Adam for your iPad Pro split screen tip on your show - i had nearly given up on its!!
glennbtn
17:46:14
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windrider
17:47:22
Wallpaper Wizard 2 is $15 in Oz.
bobbeach
17:47:35
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PaulDixon
17:47:45
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windrider
17:49:25
Review of Wallpaper Wizard 2 from MAS: Very uninspiring app. The desktop artwork is pretty uninteresting with many scenes including people or vehicles which make them look more like enhanced holiday snaps than professionallysourced wallpapers. The waterfall collection looks to contain photo-manipulated ”water" in most shots. Compared to the wallpaper supplied natively with the OS, this app offers very little
patrice
17:51:02
I definitely disagree @windrider I’m pretty sure anybody will find something he/she likes in this vast collection.
DeepPan
17:51:20
Just what Doc needs on his Surface Knob! :D
windrider
17:51:29
patrice: this WAS NOT my review.
patrice
17:51:36
I know @windrider
iconfessimageek
17:51:38
Wallpaper wizard has improved immensely in the last year
Mullerbiker
17:53:03
£30 UK pounds
windrider
17:53:04
You do need to set up a creatable.co account to get it, though.
Mullerbiker
17:53:52
Pocket Rocket
DeepPan
17:54:27
Kim Jong Un has left a favourable review! :D
Mullerbiker
17:54:36
Ewen rubs his rocket
glennbtn
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DeepPan
18:01:07
laters all
brett
18:01:13
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maccast
18:01:14
Thanks chatroom
maccast
18:01:24
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DeepPan
18:01:25
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articmusher
18:04:59
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iconfessimageek
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patrice
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19:55:36
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BronwynECG
19:55:50
OMG did Ewen just age 30 years in 3 hours?! O.O
BronwynECG
19:56:20
ACTION hides behind desk
JeffG
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BronwynECG
19:56:42
heheheheeheh :D
BronwynECG
19:57:21
the good thing is that i can’t hear you Mullerbiker :P
BronwynECG
19:57:49
yay!!! Ewen face!! \o/
Mullerbiker
19:58:03
You will soon :()
PaulDixon
19:58:21
looks like they survived the new curry place
BronwynECG
19:58:34
is is cold there in the studio Ewen O.O
BronwynECG
19:59:47
yay! :D
BronwynECG
20:00:30
i can hear campionUK, Ewen
campionuk
20:01:44
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paulums
20:03:25
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DeepPan
20:03:46
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BronwynECG
20:04:15
is Mullerbiker taking a secret MI6 call or something the rest of use can’t be privy to? :P
GBRedneck
20:04:56
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BronwynECG
20:06:10
woohoo JeffG voice!! \o/ :D
Crikeytrousers
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Rich
20:06:39
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JeffG
20:06:51
Hi Bronwyn!
BronwynECG
20:08:27
i think i’ll refrain from mentioning anyone’s shaft this aternoon :P
BronwynECG
20:10:11
lol paulums XD
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20:11:00
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20:11:11
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BronwynECG
20:11:20
btw paulums what are the pajama pants of he evening?
paulums
20:11:45
brownwynecg star wars my love
BronwynECG
20:11:50
ooohhhhhhh
bobbeach
20:12:27
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campionuk
20:13:56
Stop it BronwynECG ! We have cool things to do!!
BronwynECG
20:14:10
hah! :P
bobbeach
20:15:32
Watching the football at the same time. England struggling to score against Malta. Shite
Mullerbiker
20:16:19
his new mac needs a flasher
DeepPan
20:16:48
New Mac? Special trousers too? :D
DeepPan
20:19:26
No hitchhikers from Norwich. It’s a thumbs thing!
Ewen
20:19:31
whats the balance on audio like? Am i quiet?
DeepPan
20:19:48
Nope, sounds seems all OK Ewen
Ewen
20:20:17
Thanks Deeppan
DeepPan
20:25:59
Most Windows users usually only upgrade the OS when they buy a new PC
DeepPan
20:28:03
traditional major OS upgrades have caused endless problems. I’ve worked on some public health environments where there have to have some XP PCs becuse a key application has never had an upgrade produced
campionuk
20:28:35
Thats true of the industry I work in too DeepPan
DeepPan
20:30:40
I think this is part of the reason Microsoft are promoting things like Microsoft365, to make the OS (and key apps) an always-up-to-date subscription service
bobbeach
20:34:06
Windows has a 90.37% market share. Yes, Microsoft is doomed
BronwynECG
20:34:55
I know a guy who REFUSES to get off a 30 year old machine :/
DeepPan
20:38:04
Show Title! :D
BronwynECG
20:38:14
SHOW TITLE Mom’s porn sites :P
bobbeach
20:39:19
0-0 at half time. England are shite
BronwynECG
20:40:32
aahhhhhhhhh my ears!!!
PaulDixon
20:40:38
oops. what happened?
DeepPan
20:40:38
sounds gone
BronwynECG
20:40:40
what was that?!
BronwynECG
20:41:05
did Mullerbiker blow something up again? O.o
Ewen
20:41:11
sorry everyone
DeepPan
20:41:14
sound for the entire feed has gone
Ewen
20:41:23
Mullers mic had an awful hiss
Mullerbiker
20:41:27
no ewen was playing with his knobs
Ewen
20:41:31
complete hishead
BronwynECG
20:41:52
bahahahahahaha Mullerbiker THANKS A LOT for making me shoot water out of my nose XD
DeepPan
20:41:55
I don’t think you can refer to his accent as a hiss! :D
bobbeach
20:41:56
No sound!
DeepPan
20:42:15
sounds back :)
DeepPan
20:42:40
we’ve missed all those knowledge bombs :)
PaulDixon
20:43:45
The problem for Cortana and Alexa, as good as they both are, is that they don't have the user base that Siri and Google have on mobile. So it makes sense for them to try and do somthing togehter.
PaulDixon
20:44:09
Since neither Cortana or Alexa are built into mobile devices
bobbeach
20:44:37
Cortana is ok on Windows 10 but, like Siri on the Mac, I rarely use voice assistants on the desktop
Mullerbiker
20:45:03
microsoft so they will dump it after version 2
BronwynECG
20:46:00
just me or is Mullerbiker REALLY low and dropping out?
BronwynECG
20:46:04
audio*
bobbeach
20:46:59
Can’t hear a word Mullerbiker is saying. But what’s wrong with that?!
BronwynECG
20:47:02
Satya Nutella XD Thanks a lot Ewen now I can never think of his actual last name :P
PaulDixon
20:47:19
Cortana could just end up being an Alexa skill.
bobbeach
20:50:20
FFS England. Get round the back and get some crosses in
DeepPan
20:51:19
Wasn’t this a movie plot a few years ago, specific pacemakers being hacked and stopped?
bobbeach
20:56:10
At last. Kane!
BronwynECG
20:56:12
ooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!! New show Ewen : People die and pacemakers are mistakenly left in and then pacemakers get hacked and the a whole hoard of zombies rise from the grave with the hacked tickers :P
BronwynECG
20:56:19
new movie rather
BronwynECG
20:58:07
heh :D
DeepPan
20:59:17
I think Muller’s voice is only be picked up on Ewen’s mic, noise gate cutting a lot of him out
Ewen
20:59:44
No great loss @deeppan
DeepPan
21:00:00
lol, I didn’t like to say that bit Ewen! :D
BronwynECG
21:00:48
ppfffttttt I’ll stick with my raspberry pi thank you very much
DeepPan
21:01:33
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BronwynECG
21:05:44
ACTION volunteers to be part of Ewen’s “diversity” team. :P
BronwynECG
21:05:59
you get a two for own with me: Black AND lady :D
BronwynECG
21:06:51
hah! :D
BronwynECG
21:08:00
wait wait wait did you just say Justin BEAVER?! XD ROFL
BronwynECG
21:09:54
Ewen: I’m all for throwing Bieber back into Hudson Bay… Who’s with me?
DeepPan
21:10:50
BronwynECG, I’ve got to think that’ll break all sorts of polution policy :D
paulums
21:10:50
baby baby
BronwynECG
21:11:04
DeepPan: hahahahahhahah XD XD
BronwynECG
21:12:56
presumably the phone nubmers on instagram from having gotten purchased by facebook
BronwynECG
21:13:10
JeffG Ewen Rich ^
DeepPan
21:13:37
Celebs “private pictures” leaked in attempt to get in news for free publicity and remind the real world they’re still around! :D
paulums
21:15:16
BTN hosts naked pics here YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT - oh but you know Jeff
DeepPan
21:17:25
Available on UK2 - justinbiebertodger.tips :D
paulums
21:17:38
Oh DeepPan
DeepPan
21:17:45
justinbiebertodger.equipment
BronwynECG
21:18:09
primary colors of printing Cyan, magenta, yellow and black? Ewen
BronwynECG
21:18:21
ACTION facepalm
DeepPan
21:18:34
Wow! 2 and 0! :D
bobbeach
21:18:39
You’re not supposed to give the answer away in here!
BronwynECG
21:18:53
im a dummy bobbeach :/
BronwynECG
21:19:21
maybe a BTN nerd can edit that out :P
TomF
21:21:24
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BronwynECG
21:21:49
i sent that link to you earlier JeffG :P
JeffG
21:22:19
It's like you know me. :)
BronwynECG
21:23:39
the real question is: will you still have a wife/girlfriend after you build that JeffG campionuk :D
TomF
21:23:40
Can get live feed on BTN web site using safari/iOS. Hitting Watch Live does nothing. Hints?
JeffG
21:24:31
I'd have to negotiate building time with Angela.
TomF
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campionuk
21:40:14
Short answer is No @BronwynECG but hey ho...
PaulDixon
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JeffG
21:44:44
bye, gang!
DeepPan
21:44:56
laters JeffG
BronwynECG
21:44:57
later JeffG
JeffG
21:45:00
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Rich
21:45:03
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DeepPan
21:45:31
laters all
DeepPan
21:45:34
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Ewen
21:45:37
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campionuk
21:45:37
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BronwynECG
21:45:43
good night
BronwynECG
21:46:14
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GBRedneck
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