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taxi_cab
1:54:41
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JackieHern
3:09:15
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JackieHern
3:41:50
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mullerbiker
10:49:17
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mullerbiker
10:49:31
Test
mullerbiker
10:52:31
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GBRedneck
12:14:34
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GBRedneck
12:46:12
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mullerbiker
13:37:47
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mullerbiker
13:40:18
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GBRedneck
14:29:29
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Ewen
15:31:48
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Ewen
15:33:15
Afternoon
GBRedneck
15:35:52
Hey hey hey
PaulDixon
15:53:53
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DeepPan
15:55:48
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GBRedneck
15:55:58
ewen lots of noise when the chap in the blue shirt is talking
DeepPan
15:56:00
afternoon
DeepPan
15:56:24
Skype sounds is echo and crackling
DeepPan
15:57:03
Yep, just skype feeds,
DeepPan
15:57:09
Ewen sounds is fine
DeepPan
15:57:22
Just James
PaulDixon
15:57:33
only James
trigger
15:57:45
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GBRedneck
15:57:54
Yes when james talks
DeepPan
15:58:31
nope, all good
PaulDixon
15:58:43
even the skype dial is crackly
DeepPan
15:58:44
even the skype ringing is bad
Mullerbiker
15:59:02
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DeepPan
16:00:08
So, anyone had the apple bluetooth fun recently, where the hardware says “you have no bluetooth fitted”?
DeepPan
16:00:09
different line?
Ewen
16:00:22
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gordyjackson
16:00:57
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gordyjackson
16:01:06
afternoon boss!
gordyjackson
16:02:25
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Hobbs
16:03:17
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DeepPan
16:03:29
Don sounds fine
DeepPan
16:04:30
Yep, James sounds good
DeepPan
16:04:35
yay :)
BISH94
16:07:54
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renderbotz
16:09:31
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renderbotz
16:09:56
hey hey
DeepPan
16:09:58
Patrice puts his hand up to that, which probably isn’t a wise action for a German! :D
renderbotz
16:10:06
hello all
DeepPan
16:10:56
oh Don has blurred background!! Very swish
DeepPan
16:11:14
Depth-of-Field Don! :D
Hobbs
16:11:30
Don looks like he's in a major TV studio with that camera
Mullerbiker
16:12:13
Don needs a makeup artist as we can see the blemishes
Mullerbiker
16:13:03
No maccast?
majikman
16:13:30
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renderbotz
16:14:04
hey
patrice
16:17:15
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Ewen
16:17:45
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DeepPan
16:19:32
So, no thermal dead-end on this compared to the trashcan mac?
Ewen
16:20:48
I’m just not seeign thermal dead end on mine at all mate
DeepPan
16:21:44
nope, but that’s what everyone was shouting about the trashcan design
DeepPan
16:23:18
I think the thermal issues was upgrading the GPU
DeepPan
16:24:30
I’ve got to think the base spec of the new mac pro will be way higher than the iMac Pro, so that will get very expensive
DeepPan
16:25:26
I bet the iMac Pro was meant to be the Mac Pro replacement originally
Hobbs
16:28:06
Doc is spot on
renderbotz
16:28:15
u think deep?
renderbotz
16:31:53
link to the story of moving over
renderbotz
16:31:59
worth a read
DeepPan
16:33:57
Does the lid open and there’s a touch-bar inside?
DeepPan
16:35:15
As there’s no mag-safe, is some trips over the cable it’ll pull the roof off the place!
renderbotz
16:36:55
looks like macmini
renderbotz
16:37:21
Image result for new apple storesApple Store Istanbul
Hobbs
16:48:41
Always found the honest approach works best when going into a store with an issue. My other halfs sister spilt a large glass of orange and vodka on her MacBook Pro. We went into the store with her and she explained exactly what she had done and asked what it would cost to fix. They had a little fun with her and said they had good and bad news. The bad news was it was going to cost about £900, she was nearly in tears. The
Hobbs
16:48:41
news was they would swap it out for free, at which point she did cry.
renderbotz
16:52:39
Titanic ARkit
renderbotz
16:52:50
wowsa
donmc
16:54:19
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Hobbs
16:56:42
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Hobbs
16:57:08
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DeepPan
16:59:09
From one muppet to …. never mind :D
Hobbs
16:59:28
Tech tv
renderbotz
16:59:43
ahh Judith Hann
DeepPan
16:59:45
renderbotz
16:59:59
i saw her demo windscreen that could detect water and would
renderbotz
17:00:08
automatically wipe themseleves
renderbotz
17:00:27
I was blown away by that
renderbotz
17:00:47
great shot deep
Mullerbiker
17:01:57
Jenny Wright
renderbotz
17:02:59
WOW
renderbotz
17:03:01
>>>
renderbotz
17:03:09
tommorows world 1990
renderbotz
17:04:19
omg thats a backpack
renderbotz
17:06:57
SHE looks great
Hobbs
17:07:32
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Hobbs
17:10:57
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patrice
17:12:41
My cool thing http://apple.co/2tChNBg
Mullerbiker
17:16:12
Its @patrice starts saying Quid I scream :)
patrice
17:17:15
I usually say bucks Mullerbiker
renderbotz
17:17:32
mine Affinity Photo for iPad : Couch to 5k fitness22 Ltd
Hobbs
17:21:06
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DeepPan
17:24:41
RTFM!:D
renderbotz
17:25:22
omg so funny
Mullerbiker
17:25:34
So Ewens manuels are not cool
renderbotz
17:26:06
www.renderbots.co.uk
renderbotz
17:26:12
twitter @renderbotz
Mullerbiker
17:27:39
We we going to France? November??
DeepPan
17:27:47
only the manual readers! :D
BISH94
17:28:15
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DeepPan
17:29:31
Kickstarter
PaulDixon
17:29:50
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DeepPan
17:30:53
Captain Pugwash and Roger the cabinboy
Mullerbiker
17:31:01
DeepPan Firestarter
DeepPan
17:31:28
good show
Mullerbiker
17:31:28
Seamen Stains
DeepPan
17:31:30
laters
DeepPan
17:31:37
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Mullerbiker
17:31:44
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JackieHern
17:31:57
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Ewen
17:32:39
See ya back at 8pm
renderbotz
17:33:02
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GBRedneck[Away]
17:33:58
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donmc
17:38:48
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Mullerbiker
19:12:20
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trigger
19:18:17
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trigger
19:32:20
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GBRedneck
19:39:13
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taxi_cab
19:39:32
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Batwench
19:41:35
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Batwench
19:53:03
@Ewen when are going live?
Ewen
19:53:22
IN a moment
SwampRat
19:53:22
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TomF
19:54:09
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TomF
19:55:57
Big start at top of hour?
DeepPan
19:55:58
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Batwench
19:56:36
@Mullerbiker you getting miked this week?
campionuk
19:56:39
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Mullerbiker
19:56:51
don’t think so
Batwench
19:56:57
@TomF well its meant to but ....
TomF
19:57:39
Tech not cooperating?
Batwench
19:57:56
YOu are my lovely
Batwench
19:58:14
Ewen: can hear you loud and clear
SwampRat
19:58:14
Sounds good here
SwampRat
19:58:27
MAC show bug in lower corner though ;-)
JackieHern
19:58:50
I'm 5 minutes behind...trying to make that only 2
paulums
19:58:51
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JeffG
19:59:08
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techsupportrich
19:59:10
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paulums
19:59:22
Doosh!
bobbeach
20:01:23
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TomF
20:01:30
JeffG where did you hang out after hours at wwdc? Original Joes bar??
Batwench
20:01:55
KIIIIISSSSSSMMMMEEEETTTTTT
Batwench
20:02:57
@paulums Both mr B and myself are busy with radiation so that is not a good excuse. Sharon will be disapointed
Batwench
20:03:40
@paulums he wont. I will protect you
Serenak
20:04:13
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Batwench
20:04:15
I will protect paulums from mrb
Batwench
20:04:20
I have my means
JackieHern
20:04:34
ok getting cam and mic ready so sorry for delay
Batwench
20:04:36
We all want you
JeffG
20:04:48
I bounced around to a lot of bars. I think my hotel was only half a block from Joes!
Batwench
20:04:50
Ewen: he would die happy
JackieHern
20:06:01
okie dokie ready for call
TomF
20:06:01
I hope my home town treated you well JeffG
Batwench
20:06:44
Ewen: where you off to
DeepPan
20:06:46
Ewen, have you bought the TwiT Brickhouse? :D
bobbeach
20:07:04
Watching Glastonbury at the same time as listening to the Big Show!
Batwench
20:07:11
But what about the wall of shame?
Mullerbiker
20:07:18
Do they make Jill equipment for ladies?
TomF
20:07:40
Free is hard to beat
Batwench
20:08:16
Ewen: will you be a model for the gym equipment
Batwench
20:08:59
Ewen: they can do a before and after in 6 months time
Batwench
20:10:00
all we need next year is JeffG and ANgela next year and it can be a full house of awesomeness
JeffG
20:10:10
Yes!
JackieHern
20:10:24
call away anytime
GBRedneck
20:11:04
evenin all
JackieHern
20:12:37
Ahoy!
paulums
20:15:41
Mullerbiker is it safe to click on this?
Batwench
20:16:25
I am what. Sorry was letting ,mrb Out of the cupbiard
bobbeach
20:16:28
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JeffG
20:16:29
How is your new little kitty doing, Batwench?
paulums
20:17:06
batwench - so how is the thresome?
Batwench
20:17:28
JeffG: great. still no improvement on the leg but his ye is now alright
TomF
20:17:46
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JeffG
20:17:56
That's awesome! Hopefully his leg will start improving soon.
Batwench
20:18:45
mmmmm sweatty paulums
paulums
20:19:07
Batwench it is natural lube
Batwench
20:21:47
Ewen: you need to get your backside back up to Cumbria
Batwench
20:23:19
Ewen: does that mean a Neighbour wont wiin the world card cutting champs?
Mullerbiker
20:23:46
Dancing shows…. you reminded paulums he missing his mincing lessons
DeepPan
20:24:35
Caterer has a bun in the oven! :D
Batwench
20:24:59
Ewen: bring the baby
Batwench
20:26:11
we love JackieHern
Batwench
20:27:30
JeffG and JackieHern if I win the lottery jackpot on the next few days you are both coming
JeffG
20:27:49
I'll clear my schedule!
paulums
20:28:07
Start a GoFundMe to gett Jeff and Jackie to the bash
Batwench
20:28:15
Your traditional UK Curries: Balti and Tikka Masala
Batwench
20:28:50
Ewen: just becuase I wont kiss your ass and you are not on my moist list
Batwench
20:29:35
paulums: there is no order to the numbers.
Batwench
20:29:56
slow gets the goal
SwampRat
20:32:39
The internet has ads? ;-)
JeffG
20:33:40
Surprise!
SwampRat
20:34:13
I never blocked ads until around three years ago, when a rogue banner ad tried to throw malware at me. Luckily my antivirus caught it before any harm was done
Batwench
20:34:53
paulums: my new kitten is entraned by your voice he keeps on looking towards where the sound is coming from
bobbeach
20:35:30
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paulums
20:35:32
batwech - get the massage oil and I will do the biz and talk sweet to you
DeepPan
20:38:39
Is it because Windows users are more likely to be running a version that isn’t up-to-date and patched?
JeffG
20:39:05
That could be
Batwench
20:39:14
DeepPan: quite possibly. I know some of the older silver surfers who will not run updates as they are terrified that it is a scam
Batwench
20:39:57
Ewen: I didn’t know I had that many bank accounts with difefrent banks
Serenak
20:41:14
Personally I use Avira for Mac
JeffG
20:41:25
I use Avira, too.
DeepPan
20:41:52
McAfee joke - There’s a Hammock virus coming out (watch the documentary)
Mullerbiker
20:41:56
I use Avira on the PC
Serenak
20:42:12
Avira is free
Mullerbiker
20:42:24
There is a paid for version
Mullerbiker
20:43:17
Is that REd light in JackieHern window?
JackieHern
20:43:50
which window?
DeepPan
20:44:33
I can see Windows10S becoming the new “Windows Home” for the masses
DeepPan
20:46:10
Isn’t the default setting of OSX locked down to the app store?
Serenak
20:47:02
the biggest problem with 10S is that the Office version available isn’t the “full” version I understand
Serenak
20:47:22
besides there are a lot of cheap 10S laptops in the works
Serenak
20:48:36
the MS 10S £1000 laptop is the equivalent of the Pixel Chromebook
Serenak
20:49:10
i.e. way OTT for what it is
Mullerbiker
20:50:59
one behind you JackieHern
Batwench
20:51:46
i wouldnt but I am a cheap arse
DeepPan
20:52:56
MS are aiming their hardware as “premium”
DeepPan
20:53:10
that way they don’t cut in on most of their partners
Serenak
20:53:33
I believe that for many people buying the £250 to £400 range ones the 10S is going to be a “good thing (TM)”
DeepPan
20:54:56
traditional Windows users will resist locked down, as they’re used to anyone writing any software, posting it anywhere for anyone to download without any idea of what it actually does
Serenak
20:55:26
but they aren’t threatening to make all of Windows that way
Serenak
20:56:11
they are trying to make a version for “everyone” and the “powerusers” can have Pro
DeepPan
20:56:13
agree Ewen, that’s why they’d use Windows Pro in most cases, 10S that’s aimed at the majority
Serenak
20:57:19
in many ways I look at it as their response to iOS because they have nothing to compete against that
DeepPan
20:57:32
yep, modern version of supergluing the USB ports on the users PCs :D
Batwench
20:59:14
I am up for it
Serenak
20:59:17
still a good policy - because they just don’t really need it
paulums
21:00:01
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Serenak
21:00:22
good for them
bobbeach
21:00:37
Another reason we should have voted Remain!
Serenak
21:01:07
we are not out yet
Batwench
21:01:12
bobbeach: I did
Batwench
21:01:15
vote remian that is
Serenak
21:01:17
and they’d have to undo it afterwards
Batwench
21:04:03
I voted remain but I agree with Ewen, we need to move owards and upwards
Serenak
21:04:14
me too totally
Serenak
21:04:34
we just need to make the best of it now
DeepPan
21:05:20
I can see software companies moving their base to Europe as a way to prove to the world “We have end-to-end encryption in our software, look where we’re based!”
Serenak
21:06:17
you have to have encryption… and compromised encryption is no encryption
paulums
21:07:58
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Serenak
21:10:49
but this is the vision that apparently T May thinks is what we need
Serenak
21:11:10
“thought police” anyone?
Batwench
21:11:24
No we wont - we get a gaming do dad that I have
techsupportrich
21:12:55
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techsupportrich
21:13:06
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Batwench
21:16:56
I have a mega drive ultimte portqble game player from argos - 30 squid has 80 games inc mortql kombqt. sonic. ecco
techsupportrich
21:18:46
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Batwench
21:18:55
ohhhh paulums lighting has gotten blu and moody
techsupportrich
21:18:57
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Batwench
21:20:59
Ewen: probqbly cheaper to play a round on an actual golf course
Serenak
21:20:59
subscriptions work if there is a service involved…
Batwench
21:23:36
wha gets me is when u pay up front for an app and then ypu have to pay for in app purcheases
Serenak
21:24:02
trouble is Paulums is once you pay often the game gets harder to play without paying
paulums
21:24:30
serenak I agree mate
techsupportrich
21:24:39
brb
Serenak
21:24:50
I don’t mind games where if you are lax or lazy you can pay to effectively cheat but it isn’t necessary
Batwench
21:24:59
Nope - more of a Bill Gates Fan he does stuff without the publicity
DeepPan
21:25:13
He wants more eyeballs looking at the ads of facebook!
Serenak
21:25:23
I have a great little game called Hill Climb Racer…
Serenak
21:25:47
never spent a penny on it and you don’t need to as long as you don’t mind just playing
Serenak
21:26:16
if you want all the cars and all the tracks etc without working you can pay
JackieHern
21:26:22
a connected fb story
Serenak
21:26:24
but you never have to..
Serenak
21:27:12
I am no Bill Gates fan… but all props to him and Melinda
Mullerbiker
21:28:08
Since Trump won Pres Zuck wants a go
DeepPan
21:28:22
oh, more data collection opertunities, who needs to worry about end-to-end encryption when people will give away their info so quickly
DeepPan
21:29:09
Zuck has already been lined up to run for office
techsupportrich
21:30:43
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DeepPan
21:31:30
A massive untapped market
Batwench
21:31:39
JackieHern: if you didnt know as a tech person then otehrs wont eith. I had no idea
techsupportrich
21:31:47
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JackieHern
21:32:20
Batwench, I just didnt' do my homework and it's showing today!
Batwench
21:32:57
JackieHern: Be like the lads, fake it until you make it
JackieHern
21:33:04
lol
Mullerbiker
21:33:12
Theres the link camps
Mullerbiker
21:33:34
They're apparently worried about what could happen to their photo, which is certainly warranted: a lot of shady "hot singles near you" or "meet hot [insert ethnicity here] women" dating websites steal pictures from social networks. Some pinch images to create sleazy Facebook albums of random women on the internet, while others use strangers' photos to scam people. The list goes on, really.
Mullerbiker
21:33:35
Since all those could happen to anyone anywhere, Facebook is considering making the feature available around the globe. In the social network's announcement today, it said it "hope[s] to expand to other countries soon" based on what it learns from the initial roll out in the Asian country.
Batwench
21:33:37
eh?? Not understaning that not baing able to screen shot stuff due to bluw
Batwench
21:34:51
Mullerbiker: I have yet to have mine used as ‘meet hot fat pink haired mad welsh cat ladt here’ *sad face*
Mullerbiker
21:35:39
Maybe they want Red hair!
paulumslovesmullersswag
21:36:09
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Serenak
21:36:25
bigger problem is the “catfisher” people who take photos and use them to create accounts to try and lure in more lonely people they can scalp
paulumslovesmullersswag
21:36:32
doosh
paulums
21:37:01
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paulumslovesmullersswag
21:37:01
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Mullerbiker
21:37:46
Icanedit.co.uk is avaliable
Batwench
21:37:48
Ewen: will Mark Hoya be at the bash?
paulums
21:38:01
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Batwench
21:38:14
Good I need him to look at mine.
paulums
21:38:41
your what batwench?
Batwench
21:38:43
I love my Hoya - my blue tinge has saved me from so many headaches at work
paulums
21:38:46
I want to see it
Batwench
21:38:49
paulums: specs
paulums
21:39:02
not boobs then bw?
Batwench
21:39:08
paulums: one side is being wobbly. Unlike me in generat
paulums
21:40:35
batwench you know I will support you
patrice
21:41:11
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Serenak
21:42:10
as seen on the WWDC
Mullerbiker
21:43:17
batwench why you not using your withings!
Mullerbiker
21:43:33
too chicken
Serenak
21:43:35
Affinity Photo on the Mac is a HUGE hit
Batwench
21:44:48
JeffG: my Not the Lego Rocket you did as your cool thing last week arrived from China/Aliexpress today. Will let you know how it is. Have a bash outfit to make this weekend
JeffG
21:45:13
Awesome!
Batwench
21:46:09
Ewen: in my house hold you would behind the cats and the tortoise
Batwench
21:46:11
feel lucky
bobbeach_
21:46:28
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Batwench
21:47:31
how the heck can she live in Norolk and not know about the fens
bobbeach
21:48:12
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Batwench
21:48:13
he can smell out BS as he knows Mullerbiker
Batwench
21:48:34
JackieHern: or if not imprtant 101
DeepPan
21:49:44
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paulums
21:50:13
My ring is precious
Batwench
21:50:47
paulums: not one of burning fire?
SwampRat
21:51:05
I've known about Yawcam for years :-)
JackieHern
21:51:16
JackieHern
21:52:55
oh hey SwampRat
SwampRat
21:53:34
Howdy JackieHern :-)
JackieHern
21:53:43
Ahoy
bobbeach
21:54:16
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Batwench
21:54:43
Dont forget my Kittty Fund :-) Cheeky bugger I know
patrice
21:54:55
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paulums
21:55:19
JeffG you can come up from the south anytime with me mate
Batwench
21:55:49
ewen Yuo will make an honary mention on this years moist list for that
JackieHern
21:56:11
you got a link for here Batwench ?? I'd love to help
trigger
21:57:24
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paulums
21:57:55
JackieHern you lengend!
patrice
21:58:01
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Mullerbiker
21:58:30
"If your pussy's in the mood, have it clipped and then shampooed!" 
Mullerbiker
21:58:30
"If Mr. Lucas was a robot, he should have a switch to shut his atomic cakehole!"
paulums
21:59:01
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Mullerbiker
21:59:23
batwench "at the first sign of danger my pussy's hairs stand on end
Serenak
21:59:25
fsssssh
Batwench
21:59:26
fsh
paulums
21:59:39
House of Cards season5 is the Phantom menace
Batwench
21:59:41
JackieHern: go fund me link above
SwampRat
21:59:41
I've never seen House of Cards. Then again, I dumped Netflix ages ago when they started dropping classic TV shows and shrinking closing credits without a way to disable that "feature" by default.
Batwench
22:00:04
paulums: what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes>
paulums
22:00:18
do you think he saw us
Batwench
22:00:19
Doyouthinkhesawus
Batwench
22:00:40
what do you call a man with a spade on his head
paulums
22:00:54
Batwench - knock knock
Batwench
22:00:59
whos there
paulums
22:01:05
Dunnup
Batwench
22:01:27
JeffG: Ewen is a great dad - one of the best
Batwench
22:01:34
paulums: dunnup who
JeffG
22:01:38
I totally believe it
paulums
22:02:07
Batwench you dirty buggar
Batwench
22:02:21
Ewen: you remind me of my dad with me - lots of love and treats them with respect
campionuk
22:02:45
Batwench
22:03:05
I got lost on the ecryption thing - mind you I was cooking steak and chips at the time
Batwench
22:04:34
seeeeee you all next week in the flesh
Batwench
22:05:12
grey hair - wisdom colour
Batwench
22:05:25
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SwampRat
22:05:29
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campionuk
22:06:26
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paulums
22:06:27
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Ewen
22:06:31
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Mullerbiker
22:07:42
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techsupportrich
22:07:54
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JeffG
22:07:56
bye, gang!
JeffG
22:08:00
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GBRedneck
22:18:11
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JackieHern
22:21:43
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August 14 2018 21:33:54