taxi_cab
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batwench
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ian_
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Ewen
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BronwynECG
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BronwynECG
17:43:24
ewen face!!
batwench
17:43:42
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BronwynECG
17:43:51
hows it going today?
BronwynECG
17:43:57
hey batwench :)
GBRedneck
17:44:21
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batwench
17:45:03
whotcha
batwench
17:45:17
Just trying to get Bash outfit sorted
GBRedneck
17:45:26
evenin ewen
F_hanshaw
17:45:48
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BronwynECG
17:45:58
new haircut Ewen ?
batwench
17:45:59
how many ballet things are going on that even
FunkyDunc
17:46:03
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BronwynECG
17:46:23
oooohhhhhhh beardy face :D
F_hanshaw
17:47:18
Eh shite happens ewen I.ve learned with little bro being active duty mil to keep plans always open
batwench
17:47:22
Pointed beard - you hipster you
maccast
17:47:48
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TomF
17:47:55
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BronwynECG
17:48:01
Ewen: I can comiserate with Bryony RE large things coming out of her body. When I was a kid I used to have HUGE juicy boogers from my tiny nostrils. My mum was always so shocked at how large they were. She hadd a go in with tweezers to pull them out
FunkyDunc
17:48:07
Hi Folks - quick question: how come you dont but the shows on youtube and moneytize for the channel?
F_hanshaw
17:49:32
I love how they shoved the gen tech press in the back and put dead up front
markop
17:50:02
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markop
17:50:11
Oi Oi Saveloy
FunkyDunc
17:50:26
Wow never knew that and ive been listening/watching since bagel tech
BronwynECG
17:50:32
ACTION googles saveloy
patrickquirke
17:50:33
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FunkyDunc
17:50:38
sub'd now
BronwynECG
17:51:36
thanks a LOT Ewen markop I am now down a saveloy rabbit hole :/
patrickquirke
17:51:49
Favourite time of year WWDC when i want to buy all the things and all the stuff until i realise i dont need any of them but want and try and hide my purchases from my wife
ChrisW
17:53:07
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batwench
17:53:10
And stuff for the bash has been ordered :-)
ChrisW
17:53:16
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F_hanshaw
17:53:20
Nice Patrick I don't have to hide anything except from mom for me
ChrisW
17:53:47
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ChrisW
17:54:00
Ewen m'lad!
BronwynECG
17:54:07
Ewen: bring on the snark XD
v33nlo
17:54:16
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batwench
17:54:21
Mr B is at the LMUG event
v33nlo
17:54:30
and im in lol
patrickquirke
17:54:34
Video has started inside WWDC
ChrisW
17:56:06
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Mike
17:56:14
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ChrisW
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patrice
17:56:37
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Mike
17:57:11
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batwench
17:57:19
Ewen: LMUG are in the basement so hopefully they have wifi to get to you
Mike
17:57:28
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patrickquirke
17:58:05
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patrickquirke
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ian_
17:58:19
Hi guys, just scoffed some food. Watching live now
ChrisW
17:58:29
I don't go anywhere now without a MIMO 4G bondesetup ;-)
ian_
17:58:39
Best to watch the keynote through BTN stream rather than separate stream?
F_hanshaw
17:58:49
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markop
17:59:04
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bobbeach
17:59:32
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patrickquirke
17:59:45
So Phil is products right?
Mike
17:59:49
First time user. Do you have to register a nick?
mullerbiker
18:00:06
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Ewen
18:00:11
Possibly not MIKE unless it makes you Unidentified in a minute
tom
18:00:13
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borobarrister
18:00:22
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batwench
18:00:42
mullerbiker: you hoping for a flying ar
TomF
18:00:45
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ChrisW
18:00:50
glad to see they're offering it anyway, hiding a livestream is ridiculous
patrickquirke
18:00:51
Just seen the control station for the video controller, looks like he will be on stage, along with vera?
maccast
18:00:52
welcome chatroom!
tomvf
18:01:29
Live from beautiful downtown San Jose
tomvf
18:01:36
Brunch break
ChrisW
18:02:16
a podium apparates...
bobbeach
18:02:30
Come on Apple. It's gone 6
tomvf
18:02:39
Not much there!!! You guys are killing me!!!
patrickquirke
18:02:56
Didnt one year a mac came up from the floor?
batwench
18:02:57
So how will the break the glass celing this year and how long until the first woman hits the sage]
patrickquirke
18:03:52
Vera will be 3rd
BronwynECG
18:04:02
how many bets some idiot forgets to turn off his phone and rings JUST when the theater gets quiet? : P
batwench
18:04:34
WHen is the Apple mother ship finished?
ChrisW
18:05:05
Perhaps Tim and the demo mac will be delivered by a prototype iCar
ian_
18:05:17
Are Apple running this by Apple Watch time?
BronwynECG
18:05:20
i thought i heard somewhere Apple mother ship was gonna finish in September but I could be wrong
patrickquirke
18:05:34
Liam's tweets were hilarious
tomvf
18:05:44
Looks pretty finished when I drove by it this weekend - still a lot of workers there.
tomvf
18:06:05
SJ convention center is really big
BronwynECG
18:06:21
steve jobs convention center?!
batwench
18:06:36
Well SUsan Calman was 5 mins late getting o stage last night as one of the audiences chair had broken!
batwench
18:06:51
Ewen: is Jeff there for us?
ian_
18:07:08
@batwench for MacObserver
BronwynECG
18:07:12
me? That was tomvf
fizzy
18:07:22
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tomvf
18:07:27
Yes, doing inside finishing bit by bit
batwench
18:07:34
evening fizzy
v33nlo
18:07:37
jony is ALIVE!!!
BronwynECG
18:07:44
v33nlo: hah! :D
BronwynECG
18:07:50
hello fizzy
tomvf
18:07:50
SJ convention center got a big expansion about 2 years ago
batwench
18:07:59
Or there is another tech funk up
BronwynECG
18:08:01
bless you to whoever sneezed
ChrisW
18:08:16
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tomvf
18:08:19
Tell Jeff to hit Original Joe's for lunch
mullerbiker_
18:08:30
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18:08:30
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batwench
18:08:33
What colour are those trowsers
ian_
18:08:35
WOW A NEW MAC PRO
tomvf
18:08:51
Wow can you believe they announced that!!!
fizzy
18:08:52
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ian_
18:09:18
Even he can't get AirPods
patrickquirke
18:10:19
How much did this cost to make?
patrice
18:10:38
100k at least
batwench
18:11:17
And Kermit has hit the stage
patrickquirke
18:11:19
Not good having white WWDC font color over white background
v33nlo
18:12:06
theres ipads on that desk!!!!!
patrickquirke
18:12:10
Thats a kind of thing trump would say
batwench
18:12:31
But how mant actuallty deveop?
mullerbiker
18:12:43
16 million and 15 making fart apps
batwench
18:12:58
BRB Bacon Gap has caught some beef
tomvf
18:13:13
1.6 thousand active
BronwynECG
18:13:13
5 years old developer? :P
patrice
18:13:19
true mullerbiker
mullerbiker
18:13:30
5 fart apps
tomvf
18:13:44
have fun all. back to work
tomvf
18:13:53
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patrickquirke
18:14:15
Tims accent gets more southern year over year
batwench
18:14:35
Some one tell Dock to get his arse in the chatroom
FunkyDunc
18:14:42
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borobarrister
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Mike
18:15:50
Does Tim look a bit like Paul O'Grady?
batwench
18:15:53
patrice: 15 mins late, is it being done by BTN, never knowinly starts on time :-)
patrickquirke
18:15:58
didnt they announce the figures yesterday
bobbeach
18:16:20
How later this year?
mullerbiker
18:16:23
We don't get TV apps and Germany get no TV apps or apple pay
batwench
18:16:23
Ewen - that is probably just USA , when does it get worldwide
patrickquirke
18:17:01
isnt it the only smart watch left?
patrice
18:17:09
As always with Amazon: NEVER @batwench
patrickquirke
18:17:18
i love my apple watch
mullerbiker
18:17:26
Maybe watch will leave beta today
bobbeach
18:17:44
Yes, i really love my watch too
v33nlo
18:18:11
very little on tvos because the new one will have the siri home stuff???
batwench
18:18:45
So will Jony be allowed out of his room today?
patrickquirke
18:19:14
I saw Jony on the front row
batwench
18:19:32
A multi tasking watch
batwench
18:19:40
Looks minging
mullerbiker
18:20:10
Yawn
batwench
18:20:30
Just watch them suck up the battery life :-)
ian_
18:20:46
Let me make my own watch faces
batwench
18:21:00
Dont have an apple watch so not too bothered
ian_
18:22:20
Wonder if watchOS will ditch support for Watch Series 0
BronwynECG
18:22:39
batwench: same here but I blame Ewen for making me want one :/
batwench
18:23:24
BronwynECG: not really wanting an iPhone unless they bring out a water proof one and the body made by nokia. I kill phones!
BronwynECG
18:23:53
batwench: can you get an Otterbox case?
patrickquirke
18:24:24
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v33nlo
18:24:54
why does it feel like they dont really know what to add to the watch??
batwench
18:24:56
BronwynECG: as long as I can shove it down my bra I am happy
BronwynECG
18:25:07
batwench: hah! :D
FunkyDunc
18:25:18
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ian_
18:25:19
lol @docrock
mullerbiker
18:25:19
Too much plastic
patrickquirke
18:25:49
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ian_
18:25:57
Hence the wedding ring
patrickquirke
18:26:09
3rd on stage is a women... progress
bobbeach
18:26:14
Why are they always "super" excited? Isn't "excited" enough?
ian_
18:26:28
The siri face is a compromise though. Just gives you time and no complications.
mullerbiker
18:26:33
Do you ring sting?
batwench
18:26:45
I am so sorry, her being that smiley all day would really get on my nerves very quickly
ian_
18:27:46
Blinking watch face
mullerbiker
18:27:51
And so you can be seen by axe murderer
batwench
18:28:04
Kevin reminds me that he should be a love child of Digital Ameboa and Old Luke Skywalker with a side dose of David Mitchel DNA
bobbeach
18:28:23
Across all watches thank goodeness
patrickquirke
18:28:41
That means products
batwench
18:29:03
Silly name time
BobAZ
18:29:25
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patrickquirke
18:29:43
Phil is scheduled to come on last
batwench
18:29:48
Corvefe!
batwench
18:30:14
SOunds like a cowboy film?
BronwynECG
18:30:23
hahahhhahaahahahahahahahhah Relly Apple? HIGH Sierra?
patrickquirke
18:30:26
They showed the speaker running list
ian_
18:30:38
What a shit same
mullerbiker
18:30:52
Next will be crouching tiger
patrickquirke
18:31:10
High Sierra = s update
bobbeach
18:31:30
It is a film @batwench. Bogart
ian_
18:31:31
Is this the Mountain Lion of Sierra updates?
ian_
18:31:38
All about under the hood
ian_
18:31:41
Less new features
batwench
18:31:51
bobbeach: thanks
BronwynECG
18:32:18
CNET is THE WORST when it comes to autoplay videos >_<
ian_
18:32:19
FEATURE OF THE YEAR
batwench
18:32:39
NOw that tracking prention will really piss off FaceBook
bobbeach
18:32:50
Autoplay blocking. Excellent!
batwench
18:33:39
Someone on Wiki needs to get a life
BronwynECG
18:33:58
Can't belive this is one of the few pages that I’ve seen right from the beginning :D
BronwynECG
18:34:13
batwench: wikipedians are good like that :D
patrickquirke
18:35:01
seriously is that it?
ian_
18:35:17
I bought an app to do that
patrickquirke
18:35:20
where is face sync amoung devices
ian_
18:38:16
Like how they skipped the slide quickly that showed their latest iMac as late 2015
Ewen
18:38:19
Voting Doc for EDGE is posted in Slack Photo Room - MASSIVE quality leap this month
ian_
18:38:54
They should have called it 'heavy metal'
patrickquirke
18:39:40
I predict iOS is the major update especially for iPad and their pro users
ian_
18:40:28
This is Apple saying their internal graphics on their Pro machines is shit
ian_
18:42:15
Hell, I didn't think my 2011 would support it
patrickquirke
18:42:15
imac pro
ian_
18:42:35
Kudos to Apple for supporting that far back
BronwynECG
18:42:36
my late 2009 mac mini is JUST over the wire for upgrade >_< So El Capitan is my last on on this machine
batwench
18:42:45
Nits and Dithering - they are making stuff up now
BronwynECG
18:43:14
ACTION needs a new mac mini and looking at Aple to hurry up and update the line
patrickquirke
18:43:41
cant wait to get this £5k imac
ian_
18:43:53
Their aiming this at Pros whilst Mac Pro in development
ian_
18:44:07
lol @patrick
batwench
18:45:02
But will it be able to play destiny 2, after all that is coming out on the PC this time.
ian_
18:45:25
Nice, that 4k 21.5 would be nice :)
ian_
18:45:57
They have TB3 already said @patrice
patrickquirke
18:46:04
I hate these segments
batwench
18:46:04
Nope - Destiny 2 isnt out until Sept. Already pre ordered the uber package for my xbox
patrice
18:46:15
thanks ian_ must have missed it
batwench
18:46:15
He sounds more like Kermit
Ewen
18:46:21
Not coming on Mac @batwench
ian_
18:46:48
If they keep the pricing on these machines I need to speak to the wife
patrickquirke
18:46:59
Mordor?
BronwynECG
18:47:10
mustafar from Star Wars
batwench
18:47:14
ian_: you don’t need both of your kidneys do you?
batwench
18:47:25
patrice: with a downed tie fighter
batwench
18:47:57
YOu mean like she nearly did
Ewen
18:48:13
GdmoklkEe92ksmAHi9FOE89VSo4oeo3fEXWmOqpcxoCTkLw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CL7tzsShp9QCFcsT0wod6jMCJg
patrickquirke
18:48:31
Am i the only one who has absolutely no interest in VR
mullerbiker
18:48:33
She got a tyre around her if she falls 😂
batwench
18:49:10
mullerbiker: you can hardly talk, you have an entire quik fit
BronwynECG
18:49:10
i’m not either patrickquirke. I feel the same way about VR like I do about 3d: I need a pretty big vomit bucket at my feet
mullerbiker
18:49:24
Where the death star
gordyjackson
18:49:26
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batwench
18:49:41
So shiny
mullerbiker
18:49:42
batwench: mines a barrel
gordyjackson
18:49:46
evening peeps......what did I miss?
batwench
18:50:04
Well mind you mullerbiker its more fun to take a keg to a party than a 6 pack
gordyjackson
18:50:15
ypu're a bit hard t miss love!
BronwynECG
18:50:33
Ewen wake me up when I can run around in World of Warcraft :P
batwench
18:50:36
You mean disney… not linked to apple at all
gordyjackson
18:50:53
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18:51:52
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ian_
18:52:29
Not great if your new Touch Bar MacBook Pro is only 6 months old
v33nlo
18:52:30
so why would you buy a macbook????
patrickquirke
18:52:38
Jesus Christ these photos are too good in the photo comp
GBRedneck
18:53:02
ian_: i regretted getting it almost as soon as it arrived
batwench
18:53:32
I like the idea of a snack room ewen
mullerbiker
18:53:33
In the snack room!
batwench
18:53:54
And Doc just came
ian_
18:53:56
They did sneak peak the Mac Pro
BronwynECG
18:54:25
batwench 😂
gordyjackson
18:54:54
oooohh, a bit of wee just came out!
ian_
18:55:51
Jesus Christ
patrickquirke
18:55:53
Easily close to £5k
ian_
18:56:05
THIS IMAC WILL COST £20K
ian_
18:57:00
There won't be any prices today
patrickquirke
18:57:19
There are also people who will complain aboutt hings missing from this
batwench
18:57:23
The Don Father will :-)
ian_
18:57:26
I'm so happy Apple are listening though
gordyjackson
18:57:42
ooooh, its only got a headphone jack!!
patrickquirke
18:57:43
Also if this thing is this powerful imagine how powerful the Mac pro will be
ian_
18:58:41
Surprised they are talking prices today
ian_
18:58:56
That's 8 cores and 1Tb SSD though
ian_
18:59:14
And a 27" display
patrickquirke
18:59:19
Tim looking skinnier this year
gordyjackson
18:59:28
very nice
mullerbiker
18:59:48
Customer won be happy cause they can't afford it
batwench
19:00:08
Good clal
bobbeach
19:00:10
I could never afford that iMac Pro in a million years
ian_
19:00:28
@mullerbiker this isn't aimed at the consumer. People have bitched that Apple haven't catered to the Pro, and now they are. I think it is great
patrickquirke
19:00:40
All i want is the black keyboard and mouse
ian_
19:00:59
I won't be able to afford it or have the need for it. But at least they haven't abondoned the Mac which it has felt like recently
ian_
19:01:06
NEW STICKERS
gordyjackson
19:01:11
that makes good business sense as they can start to budget to buy those in December rather than wandering off to PC/Adobe systems
GBRedneck
19:01:30
ewen £2249 trade price @ techdata
ian_
19:01:53
I thought it did that anywya?
mullerbiker
19:02:26
Close you eye patrice this bit not applicable to you
patrickquirke
19:03:08
Apple has been getting better at rolling things out around the world quicker
patrickquirke
19:03:38
Siri intellegence
batwench
19:04:37
ewen LMUG basement has no signal appartenlty according to mr Batwench
GBRedneck
19:05:05
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patrickquirke
19:05:31
I bet craig begged Tim to say the spinal tap line of turning it up to 11
BronwynECG
19:05:34
Wii Chat? As in Nintedo Wii?! O.O
bobbeach
19:05:46
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patrice
19:06:01
WeCHat.. the chinese Whatsapp
ian_
19:06:13
SIRI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND JACK SHIT
mullerbiker
19:06:47
So apple will be banned by Tories
rclyne
19:07:11
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patrickquirke
19:07:17
jif
BronwynECG
19:07:44
Agggghhhhh can’t decide whether or not I should start using ANdroid Pay or not. I mean I’ve already got APple Pay so hmmmmm…… 🤔
gordyjackson
19:08:10
whew!
patrickquirke
19:08:37
Please be cross device
ian_
19:09:08
So when you ask for images of your dog do you get images of the wife?
patrice
19:11:19
BronwynECG: NO!
patrickquirke
19:12:25
Selling my a6000!!!!!
mullerbiker
19:13:30
batwench: the camera will recognise yoyr pussy
patrickquirke
19:13:40
I was joking!
jamescaff
19:13:42
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ian_
19:13:58
Wonder what 5 & 6 is?
BronwynECG
19:14:06
patrice: No? No what?
patrickquirke
19:14:26
No but it will recognise your bitch!
mullerbiker
19:15:08
patrice: dont cry mate
ian_
19:15:16
PLEASE NOT 20 MINS ON STICKERS
patrice
19:15:21
No you shouldn’t try AndroidPay :P
BronwynECG
19:15:42
hah 😂
batwench
19:15:43
This bit not really interested in as dont have iphone
ian_
19:16:25
@ewen is Apple Pay an option for BTN? Would be happy to send you my Patreon contribution so you don't lose the cut
gordyjackson
19:16:35
wheres that annoying beep gone Ewen?......who's missing?
patrickquirke
19:16:38
Google maps best feature is lane guidance
Ewen
19:16:53
Yeah we could do with that @Ian but Paypal is a better ring fence for tax
ian_
19:17:38
Does that mean your watch won't ding whilst driving?
ian_
19:17:43
"please stand up"
rclyne
19:18:00
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19:19:26
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patrickquirke
19:20:46
I missed that speaker announcement, what was it?
GBRedneck
19:20:48
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Mike
19:21:17
I missed it as well. Was Sonos mentioned
gordyjackson
19:21:38
sonos is old school....
Mike
19:22:01
Too much invested to change
patrickquirke
19:22:22
No eddy cue
ian_
19:22:26
PLEASE FIX DISCOVERABILITY IN APP STORE
ian_
19:23:15
Fatty Phil has been closing his rings. Looks like he has lost weight
patrickquirke
19:23:34
Apple TV works as airplay 2 speakers and lets you control multi room
rclyne
19:23:47
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mullerbiker
19:23:47
Unless his rings are wide open
gordyjackson
19:24:25
ha ha muller, I was going to say something along that line, maybe he and tim open and close their rings?
patrickquirke
19:25:19
Apple music redeisgn of the app store
patrickquirke
19:27:04
Anti appstore
patrickquirke
19:27:19
Wow she is ready to pop one out!
patrickquirke
19:27:31
An Anti baby
batwench
19:27:40
With really nice shoes as well
gordyjackson
19:27:49
jeeez, she's been busy
ian_
19:27:58
Someone has closed her ring
v33nlo
19:28:15
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patrickquirke
19:28:17
I think i might go plus with my next phone
patrickquirke
19:28:47
Her hair is so shiny
maccast
19:28:51
What is up with the locker room talk in here. Come on guys this is embarrassing.
patrickquirke
19:29:12
She must use Anti dandruff shampoo
patrickquirke
19:30:38
This is a dev conference
gordyjackson
19:30:50
is there a new IOS for iPad???
patrickquirke
19:31:02
They are showing what developers can and how promote their apps
ian_
19:31:07
Interesting @gordyjackson they haven't mentioned iPad
ian_
19:31:15
That is a great point
stu
19:31:49
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patrickquirke
19:32:45
ML = Machine Learning?
Ewen
19:32:54
iOS is cross platform, not going to be a separate one for iPad
ian_
19:33:19
@ewen agree but no mention of how iOS 11 fits into iPad
gordyjackson
19:33:20
the ipad pro really needs a tweaked OS though,
patrice
19:33:23
yes @patrickquirke
patrickquirke
19:33:34
45 minutes to go, big ipad announcement next?
Ewen
19:33:41
Disagree Gordy its fine
patrickquirke
19:33:58
Or Siri home?
ian_
19:34:33
iPads on the table
mullerbiker
19:34:41
good a cup of tea i CX ant drink
batwench
19:34:54
Would have been better if he had a angle pose lamp in the scene :-)
ian_
19:35:42
Amazing considering the power packed in a phone
mullerbiker
19:36:35
A LEGO
batwench
19:36:37
GOod lad doent add a S
mullerbiker
19:36:41
Wanka
Ewen
19:37:41
Sorry but I’m with Muller Batwench “A lego” suggests that he DOES add an S
ian_
19:38:30
10.5 iPad on table? What do we reckon?
ian_
19:39:10
How clever is that
mullerbiker
19:39:18
This game will close your rings 🤔
patrickquirke
19:40:01
just imagine museums
ian_
19:41:02
NO APPLE PAY FOR GERMANY
mullerbiker
19:41:45
Tim still pissec ok ff for WW2 🤔😳😂
ian_
19:42:21
That iOS 11 demo had nothing for iPad
ian_
19:42:28
All iPhone focused
ian_
19:43:43
But all the UI was iPhone focused
batwench
19:43:47
We all want a new bog one
mullerbiker
19:44:06
patrice: wants a big one show title
patrice
19:44:37
Ass @mullerbiker :P
mullerbiker
19:45:54
Show title under terds patrice wants a big one
ian_
19:45:57
I don't find anything not smooth on my iPad Pro 12.9
TomF
19:47:35
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TomF
19:48:31
That's their own GPU design too - god going Apple
ian_
19:49:14
120fps or 120hz? Not the same thing?
batwench
19:49:38
So this year - do all of the presenters have to wear blue?
TomF
19:49:47
Set this shit on fire??
batwench
19:50:35
Ewen: they did a jumping shark in the film
ian_
19:52:02
So 9.7 remains entry level and we have iPad Pro at 10.5 and 12.9?
ian_
19:52:18
Who cares about cameras on iPad? I never use mine
Ewen
19:52:25
I really dont want them dumping the 12.9 inch
TomF
19:52:25
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patrice
19:52:35
Me neither @Ewen
ian_
19:52:43
NEW DONGLES
patrice
19:52:47
I’ve been waiting for the new 12.9”
patrickquirke
19:53:10
Disappointed no chat about icloud drive
ian_
19:53:24
So 6 is going to be speaker?
ian_
19:53:41
64Gb is still puny
mullerbiker
19:55:34
Ohhh
mullerbiker
19:55:40
Yawn
patrickquirke
19:55:44
told you
mullerbiker
19:55:47
Ots a drag
ian_
19:56:18
"It's a drag fest" lol
mullerbiker
19:57:07
Down with Apple ( my demo )
ian_
19:57:22
Did I see Amazon Drive?
patrickquirke
19:57:31
I was hoping to reduce my cloud subscriptions, looks like i am keeping dropbox longer
mullerbiker
19:57:54
Is Trump inspired presentation?
Ewen
19:58:07
Dropbox are a bunch of wankers
ian_
19:58:22
@ewen agreed. Wish I'd never gone Pro
ian_
19:59:09
Apple done a nice job of this
ian_
19:59:31
Assume third party apps can access files?
patrice
19:59:41
yes @ian_
TomF
19:59:43
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TomF
20:00:04
So this drag drop is only for iPad/spliscreen right?
ian_
20:00:09
@patrice could be a game changer. File management is the 1 thing that keeps me coming back to Mac
ian_
20:01:34
Markup is nice
TomF
20:02:35
Not with corporate lock screen policies like ours. :(
ian_
20:02:45
What did they just sherlock?
mullerbiker
20:03:06
Crap handwriting
ian_
20:03:08
They haven't done 6 @maccast
ian_
20:03:33
Lots of new Apple faces on stage at this keynote
batwench
20:05:06
Doc it’s 5 pm somehere
BronwynECG
20:05:41
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mullerbiker
20:05:51
Bitch is in dog housr
ian_
20:05:56
Yeah like this thin bezel @maccast
TomF
20:06:17
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ian_
20:07:52
Didn't show it @maccasr
ian_
20:09:00
@maccast I think current iPad Pro will support all of iOS 11
ian_
20:09:03
Can't see why not
ian_
20:10:16
iPod Hifi with Siri
ian_
20:11:05
We're going to get a Jony in the white room video soon
ian_
20:11:08
All about the design
gordyjackson
20:12:03
copy cats!!!!
batwench
20:12:48
Too bloody expesive at all of those figures
gordyjackson
20:12:49
they have made up so many new words tonight!!
mullerbiker
20:13:07
Zeppelin
mullerbiker
20:14:10
Its old apple bpro compu cases.. 🤣
gordyjackson
20:14:51
knock all your walls down otherwise your placing it wrong
GBRedneck
20:17:24
is this no.6 ? not been watching for a while
mullerbiker
20:17:33
And patrice get apple pay
batwench
20:17:56
Uo to 6
Mike
20:18:57
Hoping that the speakers would form a mesh network to replace airport but it's not looking likely
batwench
20:19:39
Ewen apparenlty if it isnt too expensive the LmUG raffle prize for tonight is the siri speaker
gordyjackson
20:19:42
it's a music speaker, I can already do that. so come on, imnpress me?
GBRedneck
20:19:49
too deeply ingrained with sonos here
TomF
20:20:27
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batwench
20:20:28
ewen If it isnt too expensive - Mr Batwench has gotten me some tickets
gordyjackson
20:20:30
no cinemas on that list?
mullerbiker
20:21:12
patrice: i give you tenner for your shiitty sonos
patrice
20:21:32
10k? :P @mullerbiker
patrickquirke
20:21:34
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gordyjackson
20:21:45
heres the screen!
TomF
20:21:59
I do that with my Sonos
mullerbiker
20:22:13
End tkend encption so banned in right wing Britain
GBRedneck
20:22:52
play3 money
gordyjackson
20:22:59
robbing bastards!
gordyjackson
20:23:23
im getting an echo
TomF
20:23:42
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mullerbiker
20:24:43
Pardon pardon
GBRedneck
20:24:49
would have to be consierably cheaper for me to buy into it
GBRedneck
20:25:02
i have 7 sonos zones already
ian_
20:25:02
How much was the speaker? Needed a toilet break
mullerbiker
20:25:16
patrice: 🤣
ian_
20:25:24
Does it do siri or just music?
batwench
20:25:37
ewen apparenlty they are still up for the siri speaker apparenlty as a prize
mullerbiker
20:25:38
Ewen: a luminary wtf doc
gordyjackson
20:25:39
they can charge what they like at the end of the day.
gordyjackson
20:26:05
apple is always what youthink, then add some, then it's always more than that!
ian_
20:26:15
@maccast hands on area
maccast
20:26:23
Thanks Ian
maccast
20:26:32
Thanks @_Ian
ian_
20:26:53
Good keynote Apple
maccast
20:26:54
Thanks @ian_ (third time, got it!)
ian_
20:27:01
lol, no worries @maccast
Mike
20:27:11
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GBRedneck
20:27:15
ewen are you sure he didnt mean loonie?
batwench
20:27:18
Leo big Head Laport
mullerbiker
20:27:31
Doc lickin butt
gordyjackson
20:27:37
I'd have thought hed have trump on there the he could say "jobs, jobs,jobs"
rclyne
20:27:55
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rclyne
20:28:45
Did they say anything about the new speakers being usable as airplay2 speakers?
ian_
20:28:45
Apple took some shit last year, done a good job here
BronwynECG
20:29:02
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bobbeach
20:30:16
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ian_
20:30:42
Thanks @ewen and team for the coverage
batwench
20:31:26
They got stuck at stickers
mullerbiker
20:31:52
Ewen: 🤣🤣😳
mullerbiker
20:32:18
You buy that in a heart beat
rclyne
20:32:35
Could the speed on the watch features it be due to watch OS features being based on new hardware in the autumn
ian_
20:32:36
Agree @maccast and the general iMac update. I'm seriously considering. About time my MBP 2011 was updated. Got to get it past the wife though
batwench
20:32:57
its offical LMug are going for the homepod as a prixer
GBRedneck
20:34:19
agree with you there ewen on the screens, i have a pair of 32” screens and love them
GBRedneck
20:34:27
mac pro all the way with a trashcan
ian_
20:34:56
Thanks guys got to go. Really appreciate the coverage, had fun tonight
ian_
20:35:31
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BobAZ
20:36:41
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batwench
20:37:05
night all guys
mullerbiker
20:37:36
Night got to dish up dinner
batwench
20:37:36
where do you send the answer to ewen
rclyne
20:37:45
Night all
GBRedneck
20:38:31
g’nite rclyne
rclyne
20:38:39
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Ewen
20:40:09
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mullerbiker
20:40:13
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BronwynECG
20:40:22
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maccast
20:40:22
Thanks chatroom that was fun.
gordyjackson
20:40:23
cheers chaps! great show
bobbeach
20:42:08
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stu
20:46:49
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OKGoogle
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maccast
20:48:39
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jamescaff
20:52:36
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patrice
21:04:18
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GBRedneck
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OKGoogle
21:10:55
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ChrisW
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ChrisW
21:18:07
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batwench
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mullerbiker
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mullerbiker
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JackieHern
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