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taxi_cab
1:13:03
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JackieHern
4:26:54
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GBRedneck
8:22:34
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Mullerbiker
14:12:05
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GBRedneck
14:36:07
afternoon Mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
14:36:28
afternoon GBredneck
Mullerbiker
14:36:53
sitting at my new BTN desk :)
Mullerbiker
14:59:00
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Mullerbiker
15:10:18
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rowarta
15:44:38
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rowarta
15:45:47
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pepe
15:51:12
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Paul
15:55:11
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DeepPan
15:56:14
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DeepPan
15:56:44
afternoon! :)
rowarta
15:56:51
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Paul
15:56:59
afternoon all
rowarta
15:57:43
afternoon
Ewen
15:58:03
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DeepPan
15:58:19
ow do! :)
patrickquirke
16:00:01
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patrickquirke
16:00:08
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Mullerbiker
16:00:19
Howdie yalll
PaulDixon
16:00:35
hello
Mullerbiker
16:01:07
Another 3 or 4 days to Grizzley adams
PaulDixon
16:01:23
Mullercam
patrickquirke
16:01:25
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pepe
16:01:59
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patrickquirke
16:02:07
Is this the Wasps podcast? Or MAC show?
Mullerbiker
16:04:16
No issues patrice you can make em talk German after the invasion
patrice
16:05:33
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DeepPan
16:08:04
Good Moaning! :D
Ewen
16:08:23
Oh Man That was a great show for one series @deeppan
DeepPan
16:08:36
yep
mullerbiker_
16:08:43
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mullerbiker_
16:08:48
Combien pour agrandir mon pénis
mullerbiker_
16:09:41
Je voudrais la peinture avec les gros bobbies
DeepPan
16:10:29
Officer Crabtree https://youtu.be/zGNVU5ZjlgA
mullerbiker_
16:11:11
Je vais envahir votre pays maintenant
mullerbiker_
16:12:45
J'aimerais avoir payé Apple
DeepPan
16:12:49
À qui devrais-je m'abandonner?
DeepPan
16:13:19
Who should I surrender to?
Jordanairwave
16:14:13
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Jordanairwave
16:15:56
Should the guests have to down a pint if they are late?
mullerbiker_
16:16:33
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DeepPan
16:17:21
They don’t do this on TWIT! :D :D
DeepPan
16:18:05
Pouring the first glass of “creativity” :D
Jordanairwave
16:18:35
British Tec nextwork has much higher production quality tho
DeepPan
16:18:47
exactly Ewen :)
mullerbiker_
16:19:38
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mullerbiker_
16:19:42
Si seulement nous n'avons pas bu whisky avant les spectacles
rowarta
16:19:52
"photo of his cock"?
DeepPan
16:20:17
Macro lens?
patrickquirke
16:20:59
I dont understand why he would want to come back if he hates the show so much
DeepPan
16:21:47
Pinkos!! :D
mullerbiker_
16:23:36
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DeepPan
16:23:49
He should build a wall
DeepPan
16:24:13
lol
patrickquirke
16:25:57
My sister reviewed it on Film 2017 and didnt like it which means i like it
patrickquirke
16:27:21
Yes
patrickquirke
16:27:31
Antonia Quirke
patrickquirke
16:27:42
Presents Film 2017 sometimes
DeepPan
16:29:06
Didn’t a lot of the reviews slate it. Not enough explosions maybe
GBRedneck
16:31:01
ello all
DeepPan
16:31:19
oh, drinking 13, I do like that
GBRedneck
16:31:38
short show today?
DeepPan
16:32:22
two thumbs up!
DeepPan
16:33:29
beer unboxing
DeepPan
16:34:00
keep a roll of film in the fridge, for tax purposes
DeepPan
16:35:04
Leave a review “…. didn’t work with my iPhone” :D
patrice
16:35:44
:D
DeepPan
16:37:55
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, fucker! :D
DeepPan
16:40:32
Have you even noticed that you never see Jimmy Iovine and Satya Nadella in the same room? :D
PaulDixon
16:42:04
no blips this week though :)
rowarta
16:42:47
Mullers sounds distant
DeepPan
16:44:30
Muller, tap the mic
DeepPan
16:49:06
175 acres
patrickquirke
16:49:10
176 acres
Mullerbiker
16:49:20
75 acres (71 hectares), it is planned to house more than 12,000 employees in one central four-storied circular building of approximately 2,800,000 square feet (260,000 square meters). Steve Jobs wanted the whole campus to look less like an office park and more like a nature refuge. Eighty percent of the site will be green space planted with drought resistant trees and plants indigenous to the Cupertino
patrickquirke
16:49:43
2,800,000 square feet
DeepPan
16:50:15
that square feet is the floor area
DeepPan
16:51:02
he’s changed a bit from that picture :D
rowarta
16:52:35
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patrickquirke
16:53:02
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DeepPan
16:53:34
DeepPan
16:54:26
if it has to be “medically accurate” then it’s have to go through all sorts of regulation
DeepPan
16:56:58
From the Gluco-Wise site “It is positioned to gently squeeze the skin between the thumb and forefinger or the earlobe to measure blood glucose levels.”
DeepPan
16:57:11
something for the next AirPods? :)
PaulDixon
16:59:57
Apple has some patent applications featuring health tracking airpods
DeepPan
17:03:52
“Siri - Now ignoring you in two different languages!” :D
TomF
17:04:49
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DeepPan
17:05:30
THREE! THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES! :D
DeepPan
17:05:42
The best Siri, ever!
TomF
17:10:08
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BronwynECG
17:11:55
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DeepPan
17:16:09
New iPad Air is only £10 more than equivelant iPad Mini
PaulDixon
17:16:21
iPad mini is more expenive
PaulDixon
17:16:38
but Apple could change that
DeepPan
17:16:55
128GB WiFi on both is £10 difference
PaulDixon
17:17:22
you can only get a 128GB mini
Jordanairwave
17:18:51
I always thought the iPad mini was killed by the large iPhone plus range.
Jordanairwave
17:18:57
But was this the intention?
patrice
17:19:28
I think it was @Jordanairwave
BronwynECG
17:24:02
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DeepPan
17:24:54
I still the the Air brand will be killed off, but thought they’d do that before the new iPad Air!
PaulDixon
17:24:58
MacBook AIr is still the cheap model though, isn't it?
PaulDixon
17:25:08
that's why it's still there
Jordanairwave
17:25:28
Could the air be the more budget version that Apple need to attract more customers?
PaulDixon
17:25:45
exactly Jordan
PaulDixon
17:27:42
problem wit the AIr is it doesn't have a Retina display
PaulDixon
17:27:57
I also still have an 11" Air
PaulDixon
17:29:29
well, it's a problem when you can get WIndows machines with higher resolution displays for the same price
PaulDixon
17:29:45
the MacBook needs to get cheaper
PaulDixon
17:29:55
then they can kill of the Air
PaulDixon
17:30:03
off*
DeepPan
17:30:15
New Surface Laptop is in that price range now
Mullerbiker
17:31:28
dont have to keep your clothes on
Mullerbiker
17:31:37
but police maybe called
Mullerbiker
17:32:47
cards against humanity
patrice
17:35:01
I’ve been practicing @Mullerbiker
Jordanairwave
17:35:05
Great show guys, Im about to leave work and head off home. Have a great weekend guys
DeepPan
17:35:14
Pinko! :D
DeepPan
17:36:16
More than 4 of us in the chatroom, but some may not be listening! :D
Jordanairwave
17:37:07
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patrice
17:41:36
MrSacs
17:42:53
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DeepPan
17:46:34
good show all :D
patrice
17:46:42
Thanks chat room :)
Ewen
17:47:44
Great chatroom
Ewen
17:47:53
See you at 8pm for BIG?
DeepPan
17:47:56
catch you laters all
GBRedneck
17:48:38
enjoy
DeepPan
17:48:56
FuckWit
DeepPan
17:49:26
Got a gob like a cock holster! :D
MrSacs
17:50:45
Hopefully get to watch live tonight
MrSacs
17:51:09
I wonder if I can chromecast it :D
DeepPan
17:53:56
He’s complaining about your work? You don’t go down to the docks and knock the sailors cocks out of his mouths! :D
DeepPan
17:55:04
your call Ewen :D
DeepPan
17:55:36
lol, I have a great face for radio! :D
DeepPan
17:56:56
I’m not in the slackroom
DeepPan
17:57:07
Muller is doing a fine job
DeepPan
17:57:09
:D
GBRedneck
17:57:09
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DeepPan
17:57:35
I’ll stick to being an armchair quarterback, but thanks anyway :)
DeepPan
17:57:38
see you laters
DeepPan
17:57:47
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Mullerbiker
17:59:14
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TomF
18:00:38
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TomF
18:00:57
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PaulDixon
18:05:02
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DeepPan
18:27:32
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DeepPan
18:28:44
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Mullerbiker
19:20:55
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Mullerbiker
19:21:42
Hello peeps show in T minus 40 ish
patrice
19:24:07
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Ewen
19:34:34
Hello
batwench
19:47:00
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DeepPan
19:47:09
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batwench
19:48:18
evening
batwench
19:49:58
is there a stream up yet?
Ewen
19:50:12
There is now!
batwench
19:50:19
there is now
DeepPan
19:50:22
ello
GBRedneck
19:50:36
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batwench
19:50:53
So it looks like @Mullerbiker has done the washing yp this week
batwench
19:51:07
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
DeepPan
19:51:13
Muller, tap your mic please, not sure if it was coming through on the Mac Show
DeepPan
19:51:43
yep, it’s not coming through on the stream
batwench
19:52:17
I can here @Mullerbiker
DeepPan
19:52:23
lol
batwench
19:52:40
get that nmight be the phone
DeepPan
19:52:41
give it another try please muller, no tapping though :)
SwampRat
19:52:53
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DeepPan
19:52:57
oh, Ewen has muted you all
DeepPan
19:53:08
wait until phone call is over :)
Mullerbiker
19:53:29
ok… @ewen im on mute apparantly
Mullerbiker
19:54:03
too be far hes on the phone he might have muted us all
batwench
19:54:25
YOu can still Hear @ewen over Mullers mike
DeepPan
19:54:33
yep, all good now, thanks
batwench
19:54:51
@Mullerbiker we can hear you too loud now
batwench
19:55:24
@Ewen @mullerbiker is blinking loud
DeepPan
19:55:53
He goes all the way to eleven! :D
batwench
19:55:58
@Mullerbiker about 1/2 way
DeepPan
19:56:08
yep
batwench
19:56:30
What was @Mullerbiker doing on Mac show?
DeepPan
19:56:46
Could hear Muller on the Mac show just, but off Ewen’s mic
paulums
19:57:06
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batwench
19:57:10
I was to busy resucing dog
DeepPan
19:57:11
could hear what he was saying and everyfink! :D
paulums
19:57:16
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paulums
19:57:31
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paulums
19:57:47
uction production values???? BTN???
batwench
19:57:53
evening @paulums
batwench
19:58:12
The pips now come from Cumbria
DeepPan
19:58:30
So, does everyone have to have a drink when someone says WannaCry on the show?
paulums
19:58:38
YouYou chaps rememeber morse code for txt messaging
paulums
19:58:41
hey batwench
Ewen
19:58:58
…—…
batwench
19:58:59
@ewen it now costs 45p per min to call the speaking clcok now
Ewen
19:59:16
…- - …
JeffG
19:59:59
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techsupportrich
20:00:41
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batwench
20:01:51
You can get alcholic ginger beer
TomF
20:01:58
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campionuk
20:02:51
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batwench
20:03:17
what did I just miss????
batwench
20:03:33
We have a chinese take away tonight as well
batwench
20:05:40
@ewen might be a bit rich for your tum if it already upset
TomF
20:05:55
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DeepPan
20:06:16
Tonights phrase that pays is “I think the world is falling out of my arse!”
JackieHern
20:06:53
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batwench
20:07:21
We are coming, who else do you need :-)
MrSacs
20:07:44
I had no idea ballet was so popular
batwench
20:08:34
@ewen we have booked the Friday and MOnday off work
MrSacs
20:09:40
Christ its puff the magic dragon in the background
batwench
20:11:01
I don’t play golf
paulums
20:11:04
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batwench
20:11:26
I can caddy and be aracstic
JackieHern
20:11:33
Man if I could make it to the bash, I'd never return to the US!
TomF
20:12:38
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batwench
20:12:44
I can carry beer
JackieHern
20:12:53
I would!
JackieHern
20:12:56
lol
bobbeach
20:13:50
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DeepPan
20:14:50
Three Languages! :D
TomF
20:15:34
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Mullerbiker
20:15:39
ewens chinese cook bread for a year
paulums
20:15:59
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batwench
20:17:15
@ewen so passed on
batwench
20:18:01
@JeffG your vet sounds great
batwench
20:19:25
Ladies and Gentleman at the grand age of 43 @mrbatwench will be experiencing Blackpool for the first time!
campionuk
20:20:18
@mullerbiker @jeffG I assume the Nokia post was this https://www.cnet.com/news/nokia-phones-vibrators-india/
DeepPan
20:20:59
The gingerbeer has had an odd effect on Paulums
MrSacs
20:21:22
Tell @mrbatwench to take some fookin dulux, Blackpool needs a bit of tlc these days
Mullerbiker
20:21:29
@campionuk yep
bobbeach
20:21:30
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DeepPan
20:21:31
“Curing” as in, “stand up and walk my child”? :)
Mullerbiker
20:22:16
DeepPan :)
JackieHern
20:22:19
that sounds pretty damn amazing
Mullerbiker
20:22:36
Should have bought meat thats not ill
batwench
20:22:41
@ewen we are staying until MOnday
Mullerbiker
20:22:56
batwench ;
TomF
20:24:35
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campionuk
20:26:09
@paulums don't you be segway'ing into my story
TomF
20:27:23
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DeepPan
20:27:46
Muller gets on one Mac Show and now he’s playing tonsil hockey with Siri! :D
batwench
20:28:47
@paulums all you need is Alexa in this stories topic
MrSacs
20:29:29
I think Ellis is clearly trolling the shit out his old man
JeffG
20:29:40
Ha!
JackieHern
20:30:20
Alexa has a headache tonight
MrSacs
20:30:38
lol JackieHern
JeffG
20:30:52
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JeffG
20:30:57
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DeepPan
20:31:05
Alexa has got the painters around!
Mullerbiker
20:31:28
alexa sleeps around
JackieHern
20:31:53
lol
MrSacs
20:32:13
Can't say I do, but then I talk to google
TomF
20:32:29
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Mullerbiker
20:32:55
ewen had a rack f ribs
bobbeach
20:33:22
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Mullerbiker
20:34:03
ewen is built like an adonis ;)
Mullerbiker
20:35:29
first swear word to ewen
batwench
20:36:52
Siri so doesn’t undertsand a welsh accent
MrSacs
20:36:52
My phone had no idea got the "ok google" stuff, so I put on a US accent to get it working:D
JackieHern
20:37:20
Whaaaaa? someone was upset about that?
SwampRat
20:37:36
Trump isn't slagged off enough in my opinion
batwench
20:37:42
Nevermind - no loss to losing a trump supporter.
JackieHern
20:37:52
SwampRat, here here
bobbeach
20:38:03
It was Brett!
JackieHern
20:38:03
batwench, exactly
JackieHern
20:38:33
I don't even think its a matter of being 'political" anymore to slag this president.
Ewen
20:39:27
We lost a listener this week due to a passing mention but in the end I realised its one less gun toteing Muppet
JackieHern
20:39:44
Ewen well said
batwench
20:39:44
Ewen
20:39:53
No politics
batwench
20:40:11
fairy snuff
Mullerbiker
20:41:02
why?
batwench
20:41:38
bobbeach
20:42:28
Siri works great on the Apple Watch for me
Mullerbiker
20:42:46
is this the mac show?
MrSacs
20:43:31
The trouble is you have to ask the right way each time using the sort of words the developers used.
MrSacs
20:43:48
It can't figure out the same question in enough ways
Craig
20:44:20
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batwench
20:44:33
@Mullerbiker the camera angle makes you look pregnant
MrSacs
20:45:01
You guys really need a lass on this show :)
batwench
20:45:44
Still waiting for my chinese. Blinking starving marvin
Craig
20:46:34
The other day when I was listing it to the mac show Siri kicked in on my watch when Adam was speaking and I was watching it and it was getting every thing Adam said for 30 seconds it was like he was dictating to it, which would suggest it is optimised for American language >>> never works well for my Scottish accent
DeepPan
20:47:30
and dry rubs!
MrSacs
20:47:45
Jeff likes EVERYTHING !!!
batwench
20:48:05
@MrSacs thats becasue he is a positive person
Mullerbiker
20:48:22
that link is funny… jeff nightmare
Craig
20:49:30
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MrSacs
20:49:43
Seriously though, you complain Siri is shit, but then you complain google are using the data they gather and making their stuff actually work
TomF
20:50:20
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paulums
20:50:38
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paulums
20:50:49
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MrSacs
20:51:04
Do you think google will say "Nah, go around the corner"
TomF
20:54:45
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MrSacs
20:55:07
@Mullerbiker, bit of hum when you put that mic near your phone
TomF
20:55:08
What the hell is a meatball shop and who would leave reviews for it?
batwench
20:55:12
@Mullerbiker is it a peaty one?
Mullerbiker
20:55:29
it a party too
Ewen
20:55:38
No @batwench low land malt
batwench
20:55:55
TomF
20:56:03
Yelp has had bias problems stemming from asking shops to pay to get higher rankings
batwench
20:57:52
My chinese has arrived - harrah
MrSacs
21:00:15
Yeah this is the same
TomF
21:01:09
Sorry to hear about your cat JeffG Putting down a pet is tough.
DeepPan
21:01:29
There are a lot of corporates still using XP, mainly for historical apps
bobbeach
21:01:42
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JeffG
21:01:46
Thanks, TomF
batwench
21:02:29
What show is he watching?
DeepPan
21:02:41
Was Muller wearing his “Special night mittens” when he typed that review? :D
batwench
21:02:55
Craic - as in chat/gossip
MrSacs
21:04:10
Show title
MrSacs
21:04:50
FFS what is with this war on rooted devices
TomF
21:04:56
Great review from trousers
Mullerbiker
21:05:12
rooting is this paulums story again?
batwench
21:05:26
@TomF what browser are you watching it through?
TomF
21:05:53
Safari on iPhone. Can't watch and chat at same time
MrSacs
21:06:15
Rooting is still kinda required if you want to stay up to date on OS versions
batwench
21:06:16
ah. It runs with only a few seconds delay in chrome
MrSacs
21:06:36
My old nexus 5 stopped getting updates a while back
batwench
21:06:46
being blonde but what is routing
MrSacs
21:06:59
rooting
trigger
21:07:42
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TomF
21:07:58
Jeff's comment was early in show, but I wasn't chatting then (was in car) No delay on safari batwench
batwench
21:08:11
cool
Ewen
21:08:42
Rooting is about making your OS open to other apps that would be restricted otherise
batwench
21:08:54
so hacking your phone
MrSacs
21:09:00
yeah
Ewen
21:09:04
Hacking the OS
MrSacs
21:09:07
getting root access
JeffG
21:09:18
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MrSacs
21:09:24
i.e. super user able to do anything they want on the phone
TomF
21:09:30
Getting your tooth fixed
MrSacs
21:09:43
needed when you want to replace the software on it
MrSacs
21:09:58
like put cyanogen mod on it
batwench
21:10:17
cynaogen is what mr b had on his phone.
trigger
21:11:07
with lineageos (the new cyanogenmod) it looks like you can unroot after installing with is a nice option
MrSacs
21:11:20
Google did pull a lot of API functions in to the google play services framework to allow much of the API to be used on older devices
JeffG
21:11:50
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MrSacs
21:12:11
Android M was the low cost phone one
DeepPan
21:13:39
starbucks
MrSacs
21:16:09
The update in Android O is separating a lot of the OS functionality from the hardware drivers
DeepPan
21:17:50
so, you know why they’re still using XP, right?
GBRedneck
21:18:14
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batwench
21:18:14
I think my cat is enjoying my fried rice more than I did.
DeepPan
21:18:47
Because they have apps that only work on XP and have never been updated to run on anything after XP, in some cases the software companies not even existing anymore
mrbatwench
21:19:50
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mrbatwench
21:20:02
Just dipping out of the cupboard
batwench
21:20:10
Damn he has escaped from the cupboard again
Mullerbiker
21:20:18
mrbatwench hide
mrbatwench
21:20:47
Lays of hacked machines were un updated win 7 machines not just XP
trigger
21:20:59
The exploit used by wannacry was a public MS patch in march
trigger
21:21:22
for 7, 2008 server
batwench
21:21:22
@DeepPan where I work we still have 486’s in use as they run soecific things that we cant get anymore
mrbatwench
21:21:35
Also as Jeff says much of the issue is embedded XP in massively expensive bits of kit which can't be updated.
DeepPan
21:22:13
exactly batwench, ofter its a case where people don’t even know how it works anymore, it just works (just)
trigger
21:22:30
What is amazing is MS issued an XP and 2003 patch last week. Products they stopped patching 2/3 years ago
mrbatwench
21:22:32
Not MS fault. Businesses can take other steps to mitigate
mrbatwench
21:23:20
Issue is those not on to of software lifecycle and not taking other steps to mitigate risks
batwench
21:23:31
We still have 5 1/4in floppies in use
MrSacs
21:23:33
So happy I got my missus to finally leave the updates setting alone
MrSacs
21:24:33
paulums, you rip the network cable out and glue up the port
batwench
21:25:19
@paulums that is the problem that we have at work. We have to make do and mend as the cost is just too much for one piece of kit in our business. Cant be justified
mrbatwench
21:25:44
General consumers should be running 10 (and in future 10S) Should not have to be an IT expert to stay secure and with 10 and 10S it is done automatically.
DeepPan
21:26:40
yep, there are advantages to Software-as-a-Service
MrSacs
21:27:37
Telling ya.... Rip out the cable... glue up the port... whistle as you walk away.
MrSacs
21:28:32
Good thing.. is 3.11 probably can't get on the network now :D
mrbatwench
21:28:44
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21:29:07
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DeepPan
21:29:18
Pull the token ring cable out the back of it
batwench
21:29:19
Most of us of an age where we used to and in my case still repair stuff before we will replace it
TomF
21:29:41
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Mullerbiker
21:29:42
phone tech busters
MrSacs
21:32:00
Perhaps Microsoft made a rod for their own back trying to bring people along in the first place
Craig
21:32:41
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TomF
21:35:21
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TomF
21:35:37
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mrbatwench
21:35:38
And you did not take steps to reduce the risk of using XP
Craig
21:36:03
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Mullerbiker
21:36:59
batwench we have to go for a hickorys ;)
DeepPan
21:37:05
On UK2, ewensfavouriteswearwords.uk is available for £1 !!!! :)
trigger
21:37:05
the problem was not XP..oh well
JackieHern
21:37:16
Monday: Go home already!
Mullerbiker
21:37:26
deeppan :)
JackieHern
21:37:38
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
batwench
21:37:44
@Mullerbiker do they do gluten free food
Mullerbiker
21:38:26
jackhern get a flight batwench will put mrbatwench in the cupboard and you can share the bed
JackieHern
21:38:41
lol Mullerbiker
batwench
21:38:44
Warning I snoore
Mullerbiker
21:39:01
zzzzzzzthrubzzzzzz
JackieHern
21:39:17
me too!
batwench
21:39:41
@Mullerbiker they have a special GFI meni With GF buns for burgers - what a great place
JackieHern
21:39:44
ACTION checkes savings account then airflights
Mullerbiker
21:39:52
camps is so tight he unplugs the dvd
batwench
21:40:33
What on earth is a Butt Steak???
Mullerbiker
21:40:53
feeds family on gravel… and the work in t’pit for 28hrs and get up and lick road clean
campionuk
21:41:09
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batwench
21:41:21
@JeffG its the right one :-)
campionuk
21:41:36
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batwench
21:42:59
Mullerbiker
21:43:20
batwench block flash
batwench
21:43:49
If I block Flash I cant watch this show
Mullerbiker
21:44:13
i can watch show this is blocked
batwench
21:44:13
what is this richard?
batwench
21:44:22
allow flash
mrbatwench
21:48:28
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Mullerbiker
21:49:05
link?
batwench
21:50:15
@ewen wasnt that your cool thing last week aswell
Ewen
21:50:27
I dont think so
batwench
21:51:29
@campionuk I am glad one of us enjoyed their chinese. Mine has managed to poison me even after I always tell them no soy Suace or gluten. I am in for a bad tonughtr
batwench
21:52:29
techsupportrich: you can change your name of FB. Do you habe a custome url name?
JackieHern
21:54:40
ACTION claps
DeepPan
21:55:09
Did you get in trouble with HotBoss in the end?
batwench
21:55:40
Work Wife - But does Jim Autoclave?
BronwynECG
21:55:50
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BronwynECG
21:55:58
massage parlor~
BronwynECG
21:56:00
!!
BronwynECG
21:56:00
:P
batwench
21:56:35
MIne - arse Biscuit
BronwynECG
21:56:50
bollocks is still funny XD
batwench
21:57:16
techsupportrich: wow that was great
JackieHern
21:57:36
american swear words are boring
BronwynECG
21:57:37
Ewen: tell Elllis nob jockey is funny!! :P
BronwynECG
21:58:05
JackieHern: yes they are :/
DeepPan
21:58:16
Adding context is a nice touch :)
BronwynECG
21:59:23
nope wanker generally isn’t used in the US unless they hang around way too many English people :P
JackieHern
22:00:03
Wanker is my favorite British swear
MrSacs
22:00:09
I do like to call people a "Wankstain" or "Wank mop"
batwench
22:00:12
Isnt a Wanker a type of engine?
MrSacs
22:00:27
wankle
batwench
22:00:38
MrSacs: I know.
batwench
22:00:46
KNob cheese gobbler
batwench
22:00:59
NOb - posh person
BronwynECG
22:01:03
JeffG: gotta laugh that the word bollocks was used in an episode of DS9. I got it then and was surprised it wasn’t bleeped XD
batwench
22:01:04
KNob - wanker
JackieHern
22:01:06
i agree with that (not used much ) but it's even more hilarious when you hear it here in the US (wanker)
batwench
22:01:49
BronwynECG: lets face it Loki got to call Black widow a ‘melwing quim’ in Avengers and they never got beeped
BronwynECG
22:02:04
ACTION googles melwing quim
batwench
22:02:06
@Ewen - it does from Swansea
JackieHern
22:02:27
i disagree. I think we know it's wanking your donkey
batwench
22:02:33
BronwynECG: Quim - a very old word for Cambridge University Netball Team!
BronwynECG
22:02:35
ahhhhh
batwench
22:03:04
@Ewen see my response to BronwynECG
MrSacs
22:03:47
I feel the need to look up the "Roger Melly profanasaurous"
batwench
22:03:52
@ewen you can google it
BronwynECG
22:03:53
yes Ewen and I think i need eye bleach XD
batwench
22:04:31
ME I love Cock Womble
MrSacs
22:04:50
Wank stain ?
BronwynECG
22:04:59
i really need to figure out a way to insert cockwomble and nob jockey into a conversation and see how many people get it :P
BronwynECG
22:05:01
XD
JackieHern
22:05:05
whooha = female genitalia
batwench
22:05:15
ME cw
DeepPan
22:05:40
while there be a beeped version of this? :D
BronwynECG
22:06:05
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
BronwynECG
22:06:07
:P
batwench
22:06:12
I have heard Arse Badger before
JackieHern
22:06:15
Cumster = think you just created a new word!
BronwynECG
22:06:38
Ewen: JeffG fave one i just thought of : cumbag XD
MrSacs
22:06:51
I have used "Clitoral stimulation" as a exclamation before
JackieHern
22:07:07
"Don't worry about using my cumster, I'm on the pill"
BronwynECG
22:07:12
hah! batwench XD
JackieHern
22:07:16
can't believe I just wrote that
BronwynECG
22:07:54
but honetly i like to keep it simple. my favorite swear word is shit and any variation therrof :D
MrSacs
22:08:07
lol JackieHern
DeepPan
22:08:07
Madame Soufflé was a total slut!! :D
BronwynECG
22:08:59
hahahahahahaahahhhahahhahahhhhahahahahahaah paulums XD
campionuk
22:09:16
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DeepPan
22:09:16
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paulums
22:09:17
Thunder -thunder-thunder thinder ****
techsupportrich
22:09:18
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Ewen
22:09:19
Thanks Everyone
JeffG
22:09:21
bye gang
batwench
22:09:22
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paulums
22:09:23
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BronwynECG
22:09:24
buh bye
SwampRat
22:09:28
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Mullerbiker
22:09:30
byeeeee
JeffG
22:09:33
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JackieHern
22:09:33
bye folks great show, lot of fun\
BronwynECG
22:09:37
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Mullerbiker
22:09:50
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Ewen
22:12:07
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MrSacs
22:31:33
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trigger
23:04:02
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taxi_cab
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