taxi_cab
      
      
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        GBRedneck
      
      
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        Ewen
      
      
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        mullerbiker
      
      
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        15:42:23      
      
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        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:47:37      
      
        afternoon all 
      
     
    
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:48:19      
      
        hows things
      
     
    
      
        Paul
      
      
        15:49:47      
      
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        Ewen
      
      
        15:50:31      
      
        Alright mate!
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:51:53      
      
        afternoon all
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        15:54:21      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:54:43      
      
        echoey
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:55:02      
      
        oh one sec lol
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:55:09      
      
        audio and video looks ok to me
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:55:12      
      
        had it open twice :)
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:55:18      
      
        yep, fine now
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:55:26      
      
        sorry!
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        15:55:39      
      
        Pardon pardon?
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:56:13      
      
        it's been a long day
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:57:42      
      
        I would join Slack, wasn't sure if it was a crew thing
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        15:57:51      
      
        Even Will Green has Slack now
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:57:54      
      
        never knew you had one
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:59:58      
      
        what was the address to send through for slack link
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:00:16      
      
        britishtechnetwork@gmail.com
      
     
    
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        16:00:35      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:00:36      
      
        And you took can be a slacker
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        16:02:03      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        16:02:19      
      
        Good morning/evening
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        16:04:14      
      
        should i have an invite yet?
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
        16:05:50      
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
        16:07:49      
      
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        Ewen
      
      
        16:08:24      
      
        Did you get the invite @GBRedneck
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        16:08:45      
      
        not yet
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        16:11:10      
      
        not in spam, just checked
      
     
    
      
        pitchforkz
      
      
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        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        chrismountford
      
      
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        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        pitchforkz
      
      
        16:12:59      
      
        it sounds like a chat room beep when someone posts a message 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:13:09      
      
        Last one in slack is tea boy
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:13:30      
      
        He filming porn behind the sheet
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:14:27      
      
        Don't use green Ewen will put something on it
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:15:25      
      
        Come on chat room pinch topic will be needed
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
        16:16:21      
      
        pinch show: massage parlors :P 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:16:57      
      
        @BronwynECG come on you can do better
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
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        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
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        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:20:12      
      
        Maccast is a dirty boy, even dirtier than Mullerbiker
      
     
    
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:20:43      
      
        Mullerbiker NEVER
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:21:15      
      
        Not biting
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:21:38      
      
        Amazon and Apple borke up. They hated each other but they met at a party last week and they have new girlfriends so they can move on. Maybe the occaisional shag
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:21:55      
      
        iTunes store coming to windows. Now that's dirty
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:22:32      
      
        Tell me when Babestation is coming to Apple TV then you have my attention!
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:23:11      
      
        paulums: now who's a dirty boy
      
     
    
      
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        paulums
      
      
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        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:23:43      
      
        I've got two 🙃
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:23:43      
      
        behave @mullerbiker
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:23:58      
      
        Yeah Mullerbiker behave!
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:24:27      
      
        Moi?
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:25:39      
      
        Will you now be able to buy Apple TV on Amazon?
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:26:08      
      
        Can you shut down everything that might be making that noise please @patrice
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:26:12      
      
        paulums: good point..
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
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        That would be a win-win for both companies.
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        16:27:31      
      
        I have nothing running. I even muted myself for a while and it didn’t go away. I think it happens when Adam speaks, so not sure it’s me
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:27:45      
      
        Bring Alexa to Apple TV!
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:27:55      
      
        But Amazon has loads of film and TV apps
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:27:59      
      
        Not had the blip while you are muted tho mate
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        16:28:23      
      
        THere were plenty just a few seconds ago while I was muted
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:28:32      
      
        Not had one since you muted
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:28:41      
      
        Are chat room hearing this
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:28:43      
      
        patrice: you being monitored by German security services?
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        16:28:47      
      
        Steve is talking
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        16:29:21      
      
        @mullerbiker Yep
      
     
    
    
    
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:29:55      
      
        Played the twat card there
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        16:30:08      
      
        I hope it's not some sort of interference from the AirPods (using to listen) that's affecting my USB mic....
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:30:32      
      
        Steve-AWT: 
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        16:30:41      
      
        Want me to shift to wired headphones? If I can find them... 
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:31:11      
      
        Try it steve
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        16:31:14      
      
        See.. I’m muted.. still happening @ewen
      
     
    
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        16:31:26      
      
        OK. Let me dig around and I'll see if I can find them.
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        16:32:51      
      
        Not me, they're turned off now...
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        16:32:52      
      
        They have to do this for Windows 10 S
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        16:35:15      
      
        who is the phantom blipper
      
     
    
      
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        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
    
      
        mountie
      
      
        16:40:14      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:40:58      
      
        Has the chirping stopped
      
     
    
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        16:41:02      
      
        not a blip so far
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:42:09      
      
        ⚓️SRS
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:44:40      
      
        Nearly all my photos been taken on iOS
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        16:49:00      
      
        yep blips still happening 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:49:54      
      
        Blipping ell
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        16:50:18      
      
        have we all seen this yet?
      
     
    
    
      
        maccast
      
      
        16:52:00      
      
        did they stop?
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        16:52:30      
      
        They Stopped
      
     
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        16:53:00      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:53:15      
      
        It's all of you being monitored by Trump
      
     
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        16:54:14      
      
        pop, pop, pop
      
     
    
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
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        dont think they will, not this year. Siri not good enough yet unless they have been working on it in the background
      
     
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        16:56:04      
      
        siri works for reminders for me but thats it
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        16:56:30      
      
        I don't know if I need another device with Siri on it.
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:56:35      
      
        Alexa is easy
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        16:57:24      
      
        show title ‘I’m not sure about that” :P 
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        16:57:44      
      
        “I did a threeway…”
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:57:49      
      
        Steve-AWT: wants a three way 😂
      
     
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        16:57:56      
      
        main thing for me TRUST
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        16:57:57      
      
        Samsung will be next to bring one of these devices out
      
     
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        16:58:04      
      
        i trust Apple, not Amazon
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        16:58:07      
      
        O.O glass ping alret sound? 
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:58:46      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:58:54      
      
        Yes Partice
      
     
    
    
    
      
        maccast
      
      
        16:59:22      
      
        Should I kill Skype and come back?
      
     
    
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        16:59:33      
      
        Siri is a bitch
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        16:59:58      
      
        OK, that's creepy.
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        17:00:04      
      
        maccast: you being investigated by FBI 😂
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        17:00:08      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        17:00:47      
      
        ewen I just noticed the date on the story. It’s April Fools day XD 
      
     
    
    
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        17:01:31      
      
        no way are we getting facial with iPhone
      
     
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        17:02:10      
      
        i.e. it wont do a samsung and log you in
      
     
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        17:02:24      
      
        im going with touchid on the back
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        17:02:45      
      
        Rumors say defo NOT TID ont he back tho
      
     
    
      
        ljpuk
      
      
        17:03:30      
      
        not reliable enough, fool it with a photo
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        17:07:02      
      
        This show is sponsored by UK2 *BLIP* and Hoya *BLIP*
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        17:07:27      
      
        Maybe Ewen will be able to use his iPhone 8 to scan his face for the Hoya glasses
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        17:08:24      
      
        Hoya just installing IMAX scanner for Ewen 😂
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        17:08:41      
      
        Oh Ilarious @mullerbiker
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        17:09:06      
      
        Just saying 😂
      
     
    
    
    
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        17:11:30      
      
        The latter includes a video review by me...
      
     
    
      
        TomF
      
      
        17:14:43      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
    
    
      
        borobarrister
      
      
        17:19:42      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        17:20:01      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        borobarrister
      
      
        17:20:10      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        TomF
      
      
        17:20:26      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        borobarrister
      
      
        17:20:36      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        17:20:41      
      
        BTW, for anyone who is interested in the Hover Camera Passport sold at Apple Stores or Apple online, I have a full review on Apple World Today: 
https://www.appleworld.tod ay/blog/2017/5/10/review-the-amazing-hover-camera-passport
      
 
     
    
      
        Steve-AWT
      
      
        17:21:00      
      
        Good for folks who are listening/watching the Drone Show!
      
     
    
      
        TomF
      
      
        17:21:04      
      
        Not enough bandwidth to watch live :(
      
     
    
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        17:22:08      
      
        maccast: ohh hate you I need to buy that
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
        17:23:51      
      
        It's only a tenner @mullerbiker
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        17:24:30      
      
        Yeah but I'm retired 😎
      
     
    
      
        TomF
      
      
        17:24:53      
      
        Gofundme.com mullerbiker 
      
     
    
    
      
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        17:29:00      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        PaulDixon
      
      
        17:29:00      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        17:29:01      
      
        Thanks Chat. See you at 8pm
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        17:29:10      
      
        Breeder
      
     
    
      
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        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
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        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        17:39:10      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        17:42:11      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        17:50:46      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        17:58:22      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        18:47:54      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
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        19:00:44      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:38:48      
      
        ACTION knock knock knock 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:38:52      
      
        anybody there>
      
     
    
    
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:41:47      
      
        cool :) 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:42:32      
      
        was the curry good today? 
      
     
    
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:43:42      
      
        good :) 
      
     
    
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:44:37      
      
        Ewen face!! :D 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:46:04      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:46:12      
      
        guitar concert tonight ? :P 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:46:13      
      
        Ewen can do anything except sing
      
     
    
      
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        19:47:12      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        19:49:10      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        19:49:16      
      
        Evening!
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:49:26      
      
        Hello World
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        19:49:27      
      
        which line @Ewen ?
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:50:28      
      
        Linev3 you dodged the racist line 2
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        19:51:04      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:51:41      
      
        Senior Moment campionuk ?
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        19:52:21      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:52:50      
      
        Drs note
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:53:17      
      
        Can I get Jeff G to spank me instead?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:53:34      
      
        Beter than the naughty step
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:53:51      
      
        rofl XD
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:54:18      
      
        Hold on I have to go an order my mam some slippers. Got to love Amazon.
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:54:49      
      
        Still here. I am woman I can multitask
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        19:54:52      
      
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        SwampRat
      
      
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        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        JeffG
      
      
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        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:58:15      
      
        It’s getting feisty allready
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        19:59:20      
      
        Howdy all :-)
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:59:24      
      
        there’s a trading porn room on Slack?! O.O 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:59:30      
      
        hello SwampRat 
      
     
    
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:00:48      
      
        ACTION rolls eyes at the 12 year olds 
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
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        20:02:43      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        20:03:18      
      
        @ewen: Calling in 
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        20:03:26      
      
        You just have to pick up ;)
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:03:29      
      
        BronwynECG Never mind they might grown up but dont hold your breath
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:04:00      
      
        I no longer have a LinkedIn acct
      
     
    
      
        techsupportrich
      
      
        20:04:44      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:05:33      
      
        NEWFLASH - hotboss.uk domain is available :D
      
     
    
      
        trigger
      
      
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        DeepPan
      
      
        20:06:24      
      
        hotboss.club domain available too
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:08:14      
      
        It’s very sweary this evening.
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:08:44      
      
        JeffG: is that a Benny Lego T-shirt?
      
     
    
      
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        batwench
      
      
        20:09:01      
      
        We can hear him fine when he speaks
      
     
    
      
        JeffG
      
      
        20:09:17      
      
        It's even better! It's the LEGO space logo with the Millennium Falcon and Death Star
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:09:24      
      
        Awesome
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        20:09:31      
      
        Sounds like this could be a very rowdy show tonight
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:10:18      
      
        Now who can lip read?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:11:05      
      
        hotboss.porn too :D
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:11:14      
      
        I have a feeling that this will be mostly beeps
      
     
    
    
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        20:11:31      
      
        (NOT my story!!!)
      
     
    
    
      
        Paul
      
      
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        SwampRat
      
      
        20:14:29      
      
        Anyone else suddenly getting bad buffering?
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        20:14:29      
      
        Italian wine is excellent
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:15:09      
      
        Pull the cork out and the wine surrenders
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:16:43      
      
        NHS hospital? They might not have your records any more
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        20:18:46      
      
        I said it would be rowdy!
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:18:59      
      
        He remembers to hold the mic up when it’s not working :D
      
     
    
    
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:20:30      
      
        Never mind the above question. Just ran a speed test. Something wonky with my internet.
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:22:02      
      
        Alexa, order more lube!
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:22:19      
      
        Show TITLE
      
     
    
      
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        20:22:34      
      
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        DeepPan
      
      
        20:22:39      
      
        Alexa, what can I buy to get rid of this rash! :D
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:22:46      
      
        ALLLL OF THEM
      
     
    
      
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        batwench
      
      
        20:23:15      
      
        Why does the screen have tinsel?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:25:51      
      
        JeffG: Retro is new now. Didn’t you know?
      
     
    
      
        JeffG
      
      
        20:26:04      
      
        Well, there you go!
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:26:46      
      
        Presenting angle????
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:28:02      
      
        will all the video calling get centrally recorded by Amazon? I bet yes
      
     
    
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:32:16      
      
        I always talk to the air
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:32:16      
      
        Ohh the second gen chubby looks like the new Alexa
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:32:56      
      
        Muller, I think “second gen chubby” is a different site entirely :D
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:33:11      
      
        batwench: you talk to youself 😂 at least you listen
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:33:33      
      
        I can imagine this conversation just before tv got big. “Whats the point in putting a screen on a radio?”
      
     
    
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        20:34:10      
      
        I love my echo dot but i can't see me buying an echo show - don't need the screen
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:34:26      
      
        The first thing I do is reach for a tea,,,
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:34:39      
      
        DeepPan: my chubby is a different story 😂
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:36:45      
      
        Shoot to Kill
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:37:22      
      
        Actually the one of the iron man sountracks cd was litterally acdc
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:37:58      
      
        Weather - I look out the window?
      
     
    
      
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        batwench
      
      
        20:45:26      
      
        Hello sweetie
      
     
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:47:03      
      
        MS are going to a Services 1st, Mobile 1st strategy, have been for some time
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:47:32      
      
        If you’re in the Cloud then you can push your services everywhere, and have done
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        20:47:47      
      
        And that is smart!
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:47:48      
      
        Windows phone - still a great phone OS. It’s just the app support isn’t there.
      
     
    
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:47:53      
      
        Just restarted my modem and router a couple of times. Speed is up a few Mbps, but still much slower than it should be. Assuming it's on Comcrap's end. Fast enough to watch the stream for now though.
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        20:48:24      
      
        Hello all. Really impressed by some of the announcments from Build
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:48:28      
      
        I think MS are way further ahead than most realise, but dont notice as people are still focused on hardware
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:48:53      
      
        Ewen are they being all mouth and no trousers for you?
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        20:49:21      
      
        Fluent UI looks really nice if MS carry it off.
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:49:45      
      
        all bark, no bite
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        20:50:06      
      
        Microsoft graph looks really interesting too
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:50:14      
      
        See who says the Big Show isn’t educational.
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        20:50:39      
      
        Windows on ARM could open up sone really interesting hardware too. 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:50:42      
      
        batwench: big show isn't educational...
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:51:07      
      
        Well it’s opened up some things into peoples mind. they may need brain bleach afterwards though!
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:51:44      
      
        If Apple don’t sort their cloud strategy out quickly, they will find everyone is using their phone to access MS or Google services
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:52:05      
      
        @mullerbiker I certainly have learnt a few new insults and swear words. and have learnt never to click on on of your links :-)
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:52:59      
      
        Its a dev conference. Here’s what we want to do, here are the tools for the devs to build it, or anything else they want to build
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:53:13      
      
        @ewen he has been allowed out to do the ironing,
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        20:53:50      
      
        Using the chatroom on Redstone 3 build and is moving allong. 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:54:03      
      
        tesla snake oil :D
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        20:54:09      
      
        Back to ironing now!
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:54:19      
      
        I still think that Elon Musk sounds like a mans perfume
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:55:33      
      
        Didn’t know what mr Musk looks like. Yeah gads the man has had botox
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:56:05      
      
        Three words spring to mind, san andreas fault
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:56:37      
      
        We don’t want underground roads. It’s underground rocket trains that we want.
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        20:56:40      
      
        Is rich ok @wrighty
      
     
    
      
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        batwench
      
      
        20:57:27      
      
        It is not a lab, it’s an underground lair. Its all a front
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        20:58:01      
      
        Tibtian MOnks have dreilled through the whole planet don’t you know.
      
     
    
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:00:51      
      
        Not all about distance and crossrail very complex but Elons proposals will still be extremely expensive. 
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:01:56      
      
        But the future, in the past, promised us flying cars not underground roads. I feel so let down.
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        21:02:56      
      
        Is mullerbiker's mic on?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:03:08      
      
        Will the musk tunnel run between the US and Mexico once the wall goes up? :D
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:03:44      
      
        SwampRat: yes but no... Long story
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:05:14      
      
        patrice: whats a Bimmer?
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:05:31      
      
        patrice: and the Luftwaffe couldn't destroy it
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:06:53      
      
        keeping up to date :D
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        21:06:54      
      
        They couldn’t if it was built on the surface and had a big, red, blinking sign on it!
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        21:06:59      
      
        @mullerbiker 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:07:31      
      
        pre-crime? ;)
      
     
    
      
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        DeepPan
      
      
        21:09:54      
      
        is this new system based on three precogs that float in a swimming pool? :D
      
     
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:11:23      
      
        “The good news is the new system has solved the crime. The bad news is that we need to pay $300 in bitcoin to get the answer!”
      
     
    
      
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        batwench
      
      
        21:17:47      
      
        It’s the quality of data that you enter into the system that needs to be the first building block of this sort of system.
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:19:15      
      
        Whp are you and what have you done with @JeffG 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:20:27      
      
        @paulums and @JeffG in the same place - heaven
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:21:35      
      
        Not for me then! I could break a tonka toy.
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:21:56      
      
        paulums: I got to drive to Beccles soon... I'm dead too 😂
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:22:06      
      
        Beccies?
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:22:28      
      
        Nokia phones only for @batwench
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:22:29      
      
        batwench: BECCLES learn to weed
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:22:39      
      
        Beccles?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:22:44      
      
        Do tripods buy Galaxy S8 phones?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:23:02      
      
        DeepPan: better than Triffids buying them.
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:24:11      
      
        Glass is a brittle material
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:24:29      
      
        @mullerbiker you were until you got the hic cips.
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:24:49      
      
        used to be a glass blower, but he lost his bottle
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:25:44      
      
        @ewen Muller is correct. It is technically a liquid. If you look at old windows they are thicker at bottom than top - therefore it’s flowing
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:26:20      
      
        batwench: thank you
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:26:26      
      
        Does @muller know about Prince Ruperts drops if he is a glass blower
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        21:26:30      
      
        Its a fucking MYTH!
      
     
    
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:28:17      
      
        See my glass did become thicker at bottom
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:29:15      
      
        Article does agree with me
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:30:30      
      
        hatever flow glass manages, however, does not explain why some antique windows are thicker at the bottom. Other, even older glasses do not share the same melted look. In fact, ancient Egyptian vessels have none of this sagging, says Robert Brill, an antique glass researcher at the Corning Museum of Glass in Corning, N.Y. Furthermore, cathedral glass should not flow because it is hundreds of degrees below its 
      
     
    
      
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        21:30:31      
      
        glass-transition temperature, Ediger adds. A mathematical model shows it would take longer than the universe has existed for room temperature cathedral glass to rearrange itself to appear melted.
      
     
    
      
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        21:30:59      
      
        You will always find an article on the web that confirms your opinion.. doesn’t make it right
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:30:59      
      
        Corning Glass too 😎
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:31:53      
      
        And the cameras are called ICE.   Is I can edit 😂
      
     
    
    
      
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        batwench
      
      
        21:33:02      
      
        @JeffG that is the link that muller put in. So if you read that everybody is correct
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:33:37      
      
        Hold on. If they have a 3d scan of @ewens face - can we have a virtual ewen to host the shows?
      
     
    
      
        JeffG
      
      
        21:33:51      
      
        HA! I've been taught to never click Muller's links, so it wasn't valid until I posted it. :)
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:33:53      
      
        I also have a pair of Hoya’s. Great
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:34:16      
      
        We have now bought ours
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:34:41      
      
        We were coming to visit you anyways. HOtel was booked :-)
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:35:27      
      
        @patrice - you up for cards against humanity again?
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        21:35:46      
      
        ALWAYS. I’ve been practicing :P @batwench 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:36:24      
      
        So how long until Lepin or Le Le version available on Ali-Express
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:37:04      
      
        JeffG: and batwench are having wood
      
     
    
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:37:47      
      
        0051_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10179_10181_10037_10183_10182_10185_10184_10078_10079_10077_10073_10070_10123-9914,searchweb201603_9,ppcSwitch_4&btsid=e3fe3050-b803-4ed5-a500-9ee7cc34944b&algo_expid=e7f193a5-4533-48f7-a859-a7aa51607530-1&algo_pvid=e7f193a5-4533-48f7-a859-a7aa51607530
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:38:29      
      
        Scilence?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:39:33      
      
        Has he not seen the Star Trek Film? @ewen
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:40:03      
      
        It's only just past the heliosphere
      
     
    
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:42:05      
      
        Links worked paulums
      
     
    
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:42:47      
      
        Ironing complete 😁
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:42:59      
      
        @ewen Sharon will shove the phone somewhere!
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:43:02      
      
        mrbatwench: now take we bins out
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:43:51      
      
        Did that yestersay @mullerbiker
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:44:27      
      
        The only thing I agree with about Daft Punk is that I would be up all night to get Loki
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:45:07      
      
        @patrice love your necklace btw
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:45:09      
      
        mrbatwench: then there washing up to do
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        21:45:38      
      
        Thanks @batwench I’ve been wearing this one for years
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:45:48      
      
        Just noticed it tonight
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        21:46:17      
      
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        patrice
      
      
        21:46:42      
      
        Took you long enough then @batwench ;)
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:46:48      
      
        Blonde!
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:47:35      
      
        How to leave rancid meat around the house 🙃
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:47:53      
      
        Hard in the fridge ??? @ewen
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:48:12      
      
        @ewen  I have one of them - its bloody great I have had it about 3 years. 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:48:19      
      
        batwench: he could stroke it too 😳
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:49:30      
      
        Paulums2 is bring his meat around your house, and it has an elbow in the middle!
      
     
    
      
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        batwench
      
      
        21:50:08      
      
        And I have just put Mr B back in the cupboard :-)
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:50:35      
      
        I return!
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:50:50      
      
        Get back in there you swine
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:50:57      
      
        mrbatwench: bring you meat
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:51:25      
      
        Oh no shes after me!
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:51:32      
      
        “Pocket Pole”?!?! :D
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:51:50      
      
        *swings past the kitchen and picks up the rolling pin*
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:51:55      
      
        I love the pocket show
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:52:46      
      
        Aaaaarrghhh!
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        21:52:53      
      
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        batwench
      
      
        21:53:06      
      
        AND STAY IN THERE 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:53:32      
      
        mrbatwench: I can call police for you just type err help
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:54:02      
      
        batwench: has a weakness. .... Alcohol
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:54:06      
      
        Robbie WIlliams
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:54:19      
      
        @mullerbiker tea is even more of a weakness
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        21:55:16      
      
        Right guys. See you next week xcxc
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen
      
      
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        campionuk
      
      
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