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TimeBandit
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TimeBandit
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taxi_cab
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck_
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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DeepPan
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BronwynECG
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Ewen
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DeepPan
15:56:55
ow do! :)
BronwynECG
15:56:55
Ewen face! :)
BronwynECG
15:57:11
what!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? O.O hahahahahaha
BronwynECG
15:57:14
nice! :D
BronwynECG
15:57:23
That was fast :P
BronwynECG
15:57:45
Now I know what my next butt tattoo will be Ewen XD
DeepPan
15:59:13
not McLaren! :D
BronwynECG
16:00:01
google tells me its 80deg in the philiipines right now Ewen LD
BronwynECG
16:00:06
:D
DeepPan
16:00:14
McLaren should ask Pirelli to make them an engine, as their tyres last longer than a Honda power unit! :D
Ewen
16:00:24
John Surtees Dead. Thats a shame
Ewen
16:00:31
but he was as old as Yoda
BronwynECG
16:00:40
ACTION googles john surtees
GBRedneck
16:02:45
afternoon all
BronwynECG
16:02:56
morning GBRedneck
DeepPan
16:04:23
Too soon? :D
DeepPan
16:04:41
forward slash tea party
BronwynECG
16:07:50
ACTION make an appointment at the tattoo parlor to get Paralyzd Scrotum put on my butt XD 
BronwynECG
16:08:03
Thanks a LOT Ewen for being such a bad influence :P
maccast
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pitchforkz
16:09:30
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BronwynECG
16:09:59
“soccer” is played by little girls in teh “burbs. “football” is played by adults :P
dougee
16:10:01
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BronwynECG
16:12:46
Detroit Motor City
DeepPan
16:19:03
Ewen, use this as the image behind Kyle :D http://t.fod4.com/t/13ddb31114/c1280x720_17.jpg
patrice
16:21:20
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BronwynECG
16:21:38
Dolphin on the wall? sounds like a new hipster alcoholic shot drink :P
bobbeach
16:22:18
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BronwynECG
16:26:06
Its the Uber of carrier pigeons SHOW TITLE Ewen :D
F_hanshaw
16:27:21
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BronwynECG
16:28:54
okay I’m out
BronwynECG
16:28:56
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DeepPan
16:30:03
Ewen, BTN should sell a line of tin-foil hats ;-)
F_hanshaw
16:31:46
It's not a matter of if you get hacked or have a drive fail it's only a matter of when
F_hanshaw
16:35:43
That's why we have black ops or wet works teams
DeepPan
16:35:52
:D
DocRock
16:36:02
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DeepPan
16:36:09
your welcome :D
DeepPan
16:37:27
This any better? http://www.shotspotter.com/
DeepPan
16:43:20
The class based training has the advantage that you get to network and you get to ask questions that may not be part of the training
F_hanshaw
16:43:56
Being in the it field but mainly windows boxes you need a certain level of hands on.
DeepPan
16:45:48
It sounds like a stereo-type, but technical people with good inter-personal skills and can be confident are very rare
F_hanshaw
16:47:28
I could go from working inside a desktop figuring out issues all the way up to running AD domains in windows server deeppan
DeepPan
16:47:55
er, well done? :)
F_hanshaw
16:49:42
But you do have a point on the personal skills and confidence
DeepPan
16:51:41
that’s called a cult! :D
DeepPan
16:52:17
no, i was agreeing, but heard it whoosh over your head ;-)
DeepPan
16:54:40
I like the service and the culture, and don’t even need to wear the purple shell suit ;-)
F_hanshaw
16:54:48
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GBRedneck
16:56:37
cant tell the difference between the 2012 and 2016
DeepPan
16:58:13
HP?
bobbeach
17:00:56
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DeepPan
17:02:01
finger condoms?
BronwynECG
17:02:03
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BronwynECG
17:02:50
DeepPan
17:04:27
fingercondoms.co.uk is available!
DeepPan
17:05:23
Poland?
BronwynECG
17:07:06
they’re rolled up finger condoms Ewen :P
F3
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maccast
17:08:14
maccast
17:08:24
Nanotips
patrice
17:08:36
Silence
BronwynECG
17:08:47
Ewen: all I want is a new Mac Mini so I can get rid of this old 2009 one
BronwynECG
17:16:44
hahahhhhahhhhah XD
F3
17:17:06
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BronwynECG
17:17:47
oooohhhhhhh Ewen \o/
GBRedneck
17:18:09
thanks ewen mote information thatn required
BronwynECG
17:18:12
ACTION holds up a round lighter
bobbeach
17:22:16
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maccast
17:24:28
DocRock
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DocRock
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patrice
17:26:17
DeepPan
17:30:15
Ewen, check out fingercondoms.co.uk :)
DocRock
17:31:55
dougee
17:33:28
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bobbeach
17:37:11
I love my AirPods tpp
maccast
17:37:16
So Ewen has AirPod condoms?
DeepPan
17:37:41
Ear Condoms? :D
DeepPan
17:38:39
Ewen, have you seen the coloured earpods?
bobbeach
17:38:40
I agree. They are fantastic. Listening with them now!
BronwynECG
17:39:33
I’m on DocRock’s side. Q-tips solve EVERYTHING :D
GBRedneck
17:42:04
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BronwynECG
17:42:34
ooohh that’s fancy, DeepPan :D
DeepPan
17:43:14
Metalic red, earbleed look
DocRock
17:45:22
@Ewen here ya go a WASP version of Airpods http://d.pr/i/zviE
BronwynECG
17:45:49
ACTION saves up for a Paralyzd Scrotum T-shirt :D 
DeepPan
17:45:59
Ewen, if you don’t like that web redirect, I’ll kill it, not a problem :)
DocRock
17:46:38
DeepPan
17:46:54
small hands :D
BronwynECG
17:47:00
Ewen: if and when I get the PS t-shirt, I’ll take a picture of me in it and send it to you :D
skidmarks
17:47:31
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bobbeach
17:47:47
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DeepPan
17:48:16
Get the rack of Mac Minis done! http://www.colorware.com/p-234-mac-mini.aspx
BronwynECG
17:51:11
HEEEYYYYYYY alternative facts DocRock women are ALWAYS right XD
BronwynECG
17:52:46
ACTION nods head at DocRock :P 
BronwynECG
17:53:23
later guys :)
DeepPan
17:53:35
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BronwynECG
17:53:48
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maccast
17:53:48
Well DocRock knows how to clear a room
Ewen
17:53:48
THanks Everyone
Ewen
17:53:59
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maccast
17:54:00
Thanks chatroom!
patrice
17:56:03
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patrice
17:57:11
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patrice
18:10:10
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pitchforkz
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pitchforkz
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campionuk
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skidmarks
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skidmarks
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DeepPan
19:52:43
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paulums
19:55:18
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batwench
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paulums
19:55:24
Evening all
batwench
19:56:23
Hello
batwench
19:56:33
Is there a show tonight not on live chanel
pitchforkz
19:56:49
Evening
paulums
19:57:02
YouTube live Batwench
paulums
19:57:04
link coming in a sec
batwench
19:57:09
OK
bagelbrian
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Nick
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bagelbrian
20:00:25
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sm2n
20:00:40
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batwench
20:00:54
paulums: I gather you doing shoe tonight>
sm2n
20:01:12
Loafers?
sm2n
20:01:48
@maccast is that Adam Christian?
Serenak
20:01:54
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sm2n
20:02:34
Good evening, @Batwench
batwench
20:02:44
HIYA
Serenak
20:02:55
evening
maccast
20:05:10
Yes, sm2n
sm2n
20:05:53
It's been a long time, Adam @maccast
maccast
20:06:31
Don't know why, I'm here for the Mac Show every week
sm2n
20:07:00
You gave me my first break in podcasting back in '05
Captain
20:07:44
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paulums
20:08:22
Here we come
sm2n
20:08:41
paulums w00t
Captain
20:08:45
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paulums
20:09:01
Can you see us???
sm2n
20:10:15
I can see you in YouTube but not in the BTN website
Serenak
20:10:17
yup
pitchforkz
20:10:23
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Serenak
20:10:31
the site is playing NQL
paulums
20:10:59
Batwench can you evetyone?
Serenak
20:11:01
yeah I am there
batwench
20:11:12
paulums: no worries
sm2n
20:11:15
Why would you have a different video showing on the website?
Serenak
20:11:16
I got you Paulums
sm2n
20:12:02
chris.campion@hotmail.com was that?
batwench
20:14:01
YEAH CADS ITS JAMES
TomF
20:14:41
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jammy
20:15:41
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TomF
20:15:51
Thanks skid
jammy
20:15:56
PLEASE KEEP THE RECEIPT OF THIS PODCAST
sm2n
20:16:28
Good job you didn't read out Chris's phone number when you called him ;-)
campionuk
20:17:37
I’ll get him back @Sm2n
jammy
20:21:24
Google sausages and Google haggis for our Caledonian listeners
batwench
20:23:16
I have no idea who we use. Not important enough to have that thing. But we can’t use Titter/slack etc on the works comuters.
jammy
20:23:42
We have very serious imitations to what we can use - nothing externally cloud based for sure
batwench
20:24:07
jammy: same here.
TomF
20:24:22
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paulums
20:24:27
What do you all use? POLL please?
sm2n
20:24:53
HipChat, Skype, Skype for Business, Yammer and Slack.
Serenak
20:25:35
I use Slack and Quip, and I use Wire
jammy
20:25:40
That's a big piile of messaging
sm2n
20:26:16
Oh year Whatsapp aswell.
batwench
20:26:16
paulums: they have the force?
TomF
20:27:18
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batwench
20:27:24
I work in the nuclear industry - they are very slow behind times and security minded. We are just getting rid of Lotus NOtes!
sm2n
20:28:08
I'm using MSN messenger but I'm not getting any answers from anyone.
jammy
20:29:31
I'm on ICQ
Nick
20:30:05
We use email and the telephone.
TomF
20:30:12
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jammy
20:30:22
We got rid of Lotus Notes for our expenses system last year.. I would say good riddance but we have to use SAP now
sm2n
20:31:24
MSN messenger is really secure since they switched the servers off.
batwench
20:31:36
jammy: Mr Batwench says hello
paulums
20:31:48
hello Mr B
jammy
20:32:03
Hello Mr Batwench!
Serenak
20:32:24
Igloo for example?
batwench
20:32:33
Mr B is currenlty doing his ironing. It’s his Friday night treat.
batwench
20:32:54
But paulums you work at Avengers HQ - Tony Stark has you covered
TomF
20:34:42
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sm2n
20:35:01
Who hasn't got a gmail account these days?
paulums
20:35:13
sm2n exactly
jammy
20:35:23
This is perfect accompaniment to ironing.. numbing :D
jammy
20:35:31
or hot stuff
sm2n
20:37:37
Didn't Amazon launch their own webex-type platform recently?
TomF
20:38:12
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jammy
20:41:05
I have never heard of that!
paulums
20:43:11
Chime?
sm2n
20:44:51
I already communicate with all of my friends using Amazon - I type all my messages in fake reviews.
jammy
20:44:58
hahaahahah
sm2n
20:51:24
It's a bit late in the evening for two cups of coffee.
skidmarks
20:51:41
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sm2n
20:51:47
You'd never get to sleep.
jammy
20:52:15
and I wouldn't pay a fiver for two cups of decaff...
sm2n
20:52:52
That explains a lot
TomF
20:55:03
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sm2n
20:56:04
Am I in the wrong chatroom?
Serenak
20:56:09
no
jammy
20:56:28
Why do you ask?
batwench
20:56:33
I am still here, just preparing Tandoori Broccli for tomorrows Fat Club Taster
batwench
20:57:10
Our new kitchen TV has NOw tv. never used it - it links to my kitchen computer so I stream
paulums
20:57:42
How many subscriptions do you have?
sm2n
20:57:56
Can you get Dave on Now TV? Seems like a bit of an anachronism.
TomF
20:58:13
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sm2n
20:59:05
We've moved from binge drinking to binge watching.
jammy
20:59:15
:D
sm2n
20:59:23
Our kids will watch endless crap on Amazon Prime.
batwench
20:59:41
sm2n: I do both at the same time. I am woman I can multi task lol
sm2n
21:00:08
I thought it was pronounced 'ten men' ?
sm2n
21:00:29
That joke would probably work better on The Mac Show
batwench
21:00:52
We had a rule in our house - If it was Chrismas and my nan was staying with us - SHE HAD CONTROL of the tv
jammy
21:01:49
What happened if she lost control of the TV..?!
batwench
21:02:46
jammy: she never did.. no matter if you were watching something and she had the hoofer doofer it changed without warning
batwench
21:03:07
paulums: I would have kissed it better for
batwench
21:03:23
jammy: is he doing maths by any chance?
sm2n
21:03:52
Question Time?
jammy
21:04:06
He is ... computer science and maths
paulums
21:04:07
thanks batwench
batwench
21:04:11
He doesnt follow his dad then
sm2n
21:04:19
How will he watch Countdown?
jammy
21:04:40
hahahaha.... do as I say not as I do, Batwench ;)
batwench
21:04:57
jammy: and he really does deoesnt he
batwench
21:05:50
If you live in a shared household with other people can you get 1 tv leicnce between you and split it or if you are not family you have to inducvidual ones
sm2n
21:06:56
Makes a nice change from having your phone tapped by the newspapers themselves.
jammy
21:08:14
I'lll get that 4 digit PIN eventually...
batwench
21:09:09
I am sure that mine has been check, and gets coninuing checked.
batwench
21:09:29
I get nervous when nuns are about. I am not even cathoic but I feel guilty
jammy
21:09:45
I always feel very uneasy when nuns are about
paulums
21:10:12
Nuns?
paulums
21:10:27
They are shifty
sm2n
21:10:27
Did you see a photo of 7 nuns at Seven Sisters station went viral?
jammy
21:10:31
Nuns. God's law enforcement
batwench
21:10:35
it was said about feeling guilty when you see a police car, nuns do it for me
jammy
21:10:35
:D
paulums
21:12:02
sm2n oh my
sm2n
21:12:45
Who are the bad guys these days?
jammy
21:13:00
That was exactly the question I was going to ask
sm2n
21:13:05
I don't trust the government to be the good guys any more.
batwench
21:13:18
There is no black, no white only gray.
batwench
21:13:24
sm2n: I never did
sm2n
21:15:10
Up to 6 people are listening to you right now.
jammy
21:16:34
:D
sm2n
21:17:24
You want to be careful saying that Richard. Someone will make a looping video of it.
batwench
21:18:07
Bloodt heck - wales are beating Ireland at the rugby - was expecting to be mullered by the lepricorns
batwench
21:18:22
I thought I was the publicty depatrment for BTN?
jammy
21:19:08
Please let us know what Bacofoil say ;)
sm2n
21:19:10
Norwich is a bit of a hotspot for Virtual Reality because the real reality is so rubbish.
jammy
21:19:18
Harsh :D
batwench
21:19:23
but fair
jammy
21:21:20
:)
MrSacs
21:21:58
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batwench
21:22:28
Evening MrSacs
jammy
21:22:37
Good evening Sacs! :)
MrSacs
21:22:43
Oh my is that Jamesy Boy Hart?
DeepPan
21:22:44
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jammy
21:22:49
I'm afraid it is :D
batwench
21:23:04
MrSacs: yes a blast from the past and back on the BTN
MrSacs
21:23:18
about f****** time!
jammy
21:23:22
Hahahaa :D
sm2n
21:27:30
But which chat client would you use at that desk job?
MrSacs
21:27:49
Could you imagine a resident evil game that was super real
jammy
21:27:50
:D
jammy
21:27:56
Good callback, Sm2n
campionuk
21:27:58
ha ha sm2n
sm2n
21:28:20
Thanks jammy
batwench
21:29:25
I think to make it very real for me it would have to have virtual smells as well
sm2n
21:29:59
If its that real, when you have an immersive experience you would drown.
jammy
21:30:38
I think the smell of wee would definitely be suitable for Paul :D
sm2n
21:31:25
Paulums has a fantastic backend.
batwench
21:32:53
Am I one of the last basteons of Windows Phone user on BTN. Mind you I will probabl;y be switching to android when the new nokia comes out
sm2n
21:33:34
Can I plug it into my twisted pair network?
paulums
21:33:44
sm2n of course
jammy
21:34:23
I'll be honest, BW, I am finding it SO hard to put my Windows phone down, but it was lack of snapchat that did it for me :D
DeepPan
21:35:47
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DeepPan
21:36:16
can someone repost the link to the first pick please?
GBRedneck
21:36:34
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GBRedneck
21:36:46
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campionuk
21:37:02
Thanks jammy
jammy
21:37:12
https://www.fing.io/ <- hopefully has links to the app
DeepPan
21:37:32
great, thanks Jammy :)
batwench
21:38:31
You drink jammy never been known.
batwench
21:39:01
YOU can if you have a nokia lumia - mine survive
batwench
21:39:24
Kev my mate still has his orgibal 3310
sm2n
21:39:28
You couldn't play snake when you were 12 James because I hadn't been invented for another 15 years.
jammy
21:39:40
Sadly I cracked the screen on my 1520
batwench
21:40:08
jammy: that is one heck of a screen tp brake
MrSacs
21:41:12
The CIA are already outside
jammy
21:41:30
My heart broke a little :D
DeepPan
21:41:50
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batwench
21:42:07
Oh no poor nightsahde
batwench
21:42:25
I may have just registered my interest in the 3310
jammy
21:43:31
lllln
jammy
21:43:31
Oooh!
batwench
21:43:34
Its cause I offer to spank poeople
jammy
21:43:42
That's an excellent service.
jammy
21:43:48
And would certainly bring me into line!
batwench
21:44:23
Next banquet
MrSacs
21:44:30
Crikey I was watching that on my phone... amazing quality over my 4g
batwench
21:44:52
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sm2n
21:44:58
Cheers all
paulums
21:45:16
Cheers chatrrom
paulums
21:45:20
chatroom
campionuk
21:45:25
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MrSacs
21:45:37
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Serenak
21:45:38
cheers
sm2n
21:46:35
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paulums
21:48:35
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Serenak
21:55:57
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Nick
21:58:15
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taxi_cab
22:29:37
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jammy
22:32:05
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August 14 2018 21:33:46