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        Unidentified30033
      
      
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        afternoon Ewen 
      
     
    
      
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        GBRedneck
      
      
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        hi ewen
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        wasnt sure if you were really live
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
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        Yeah we were live
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
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        Couldnt guarantee that I was doing it until today which is why not many showed.
      
     
    
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        no worries
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        i thought that question about the low price alternative was mine
      
     
    
      
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        thought i was gonna get a mention!
      
     
    
      
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        I remember the question but forgot it was you Rob. I’ll dub your name in
      
     
    
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        i dont think thats necessay
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        its not a bad package actually and is probably over powered for what i do 
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:14:44      
      
        BTW that matrix i bought is a cracking piece of kit
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
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        I need to look at that more closely
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        its not till you play around with HDMI you realise what a shitty standard it really is
      
     
    
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
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        Its pretty good at stopping the content you legally paid for tho
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:24:11      
      
        well we'd not have it any other way would we
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        have you noticed if amazon is down at the moment Ewen ?
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        must be the first time i've seen that
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:40:28      
      
        and back now
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        15:53:39      
      
        welcome back Ewen 
      
     
    
      
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        Hey, what line do you need for me to call in on?
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
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        Line 4 psl Steve
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
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        good day sir :D 
      
     
    
      
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        ACTION makes a face at Ewen 
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
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        oooohhhhhhh Jake!! \o’ :D 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        Mandy Patinkin  will always be Inigo Montoya to me Ewen  :D 
      
     
    
      
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        I thought mullerbiker had been doing impressions of Street Hawk with his own afterburner.
      
     
    
      
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        ACTION jumps on DocRock  and rubs his head for luck :P 
      
     
    
      
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        Trump power Hobbs ?
      
     
    
      
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        Hobbs
      
      
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        When you said wind and bike I had an image of you on your bike lighting your wind 😉
      
     
    
      
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        So, is this the year we see a desktop iOS device? :)
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        … as Tim talked about new “desktops”, not iMac or Mac Pro
      
     
    
      
        Hobbs
      
      
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        Galaxy Quest was great
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Just checked Candiru don't swim up your dock it's a myth spread by a German biologist
      
     
    
      
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        he earliest published report of candiru attacking a human host comes from German biologist 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Friedrich_Philipp_von_Martius  in 1829, who never actually observed it, but rather was told about it by the native people of the area, including that men would tie a ligature around their penis while going into the river to prevent this from happening. Other sources also suggest 
      
 
     
    
      
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        that other tribes in the area used various forms of protective coverings for their genitals while bathing, though it was also suggested that these were to prevent bites from piranha. Martius also speculated that the fish were attracted by the "odor" of urine.[7] Later experimental evidence has shown this to be false, as the fish actually hunt by sight and have no attraction to urine at all.[8]
      
     
    
      
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        Dammit, you've ruined a good story mullerbiker!
      
     
    
      
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        I'm a hoax slayer 😂
      
     
    
      
        SteveS
      
      
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        Or we should just blame the Germans for this crap. Where's Patrice when you need him?
      
     
    
    
      
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        My is uncivil engineering
      
     
    
      
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        A lot of the stuff that would fuel the original spark in wannabe engineers no longer exists. A lot of tech is now hidden away and treated as a sealed appliance.
      
     
    
    
      
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        I am really hoping that Elon Musk's Mars colonization plans become reality, since that would require civil engineers and would put some spark into that infrastructure-friendly degree.
      
     
    
      
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        Yeah we can send them all
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Jaguar Landrover!
      
     
    
      
        SteveS
      
      
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        HA! As long as they send my sorry old ass to Mars!
      
     
    
    
      
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        mullerbiker isn't Land Rover from Coventry ???
      
     
    
      
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        No it's by Birmingham airport
      
     
    
      
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        Yep, IT as an appliance, not as a technology and engineering
      
     
    
      
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        There is jaguar plants in Erdington area of Birmingham, Coventry and M54 near Wolverhampton
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Make engines on M54 site, paint in Erdington assembly of jags and Landrover in cover and Brum
      
     
    
      
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        So to ride a Broker's you need a beard?
      
     
    
    
      
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        Birmingham is the centre of the games industry that was on BBC the other day. BCU even started a UNI coarse
      
     
    
      
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        maccast: my god your glad it's half empty
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        Oh Ewen  I woul LOVE to see that Apple genius thing :D 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        The computer will be older than the Genius! :D
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
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        Sorry @mullerbiker
      
     
    
      
        SteveS
      
      
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        Would LOVE to see the video!
      
     
    
      
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        DeepPan:  it’ll be a retro hipster :P 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Will it run the Skype lines?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        “Ewen, Tim is on the phone and would like to talk to you!” :D
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
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        but you’re missing the important question Ewen . Will it run Crysis? :P 
      
     
    
      
        SteveS
      
      
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        I want to know if it will run The Talking Moose!
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        What about Dark Castle? :)
      
     
    
      
        SteveS
      
      
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        Or MacPlaymate™
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        £30 limit on any contactless payment method
      
     
    
      
        Hobbs
      
      
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        If you go to BP you will as it's unlimited
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        maccast SteveS  Ewen When did ResEdit first come onto the Mac? I LOVED that application……. 
      
     
    
      
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        Apple Pay is different where the Apple Pay symbol is displayed the limit doesn't apply
      
     
    
      
        SteveS
      
      
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        Oh, me too! Let me look...
      
     
    
      
        Hobbs
      
      
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        I've spent 0ver £200 in Marks and spencer on Apple Pay
      
     
    
      
        SteveS
      
      
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        Just says "mid-1980s"
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Hobbs: I tried to spend more in John Lewis and I got no where
      
     
    
      
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        I just bought a new pair of glasses through Warby Parker with Apple Pay. Love it!
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen: just use apple TV
      
     
    
      
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        maccast SteveS  Ewen I used to use ResEdit to change “trash” to “wastebin” XD and I once did it on my dad’s computer and changed all the Finder menus to random shit XD Caught the biggest whoopin’ of my life from that 
      
     
    
    
      
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        mullerbiker: that's strange as I use it in Waitrose for my monthly shop. The most I've spent with Apple Pay was £1000 on my iPad Pro at the Apple Store.
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG: was it a can of Whoopi ass
      
     
    
      
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        Hobbs: wallflower also tried it and wasn't allowed
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Waitrose... Not wallflower
      
     
    
      
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        Like using it in the pub saves getting pocket full of change
      
     
    
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        And you know how much you have spent
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
        16:52:11      
      
        @hobbs and @mullerbiker was it in store or in-app with in-store pickup? Here if you do in-app the rules seem to be different
      
     
    
      
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        Hobbs: I might message first direct and ask why not?
      
     
    
      
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        maccast: in store
      
     
    
      
        Hobbs
      
      
        16:53:05      
      
        Below is the text from the apple merchant FAQ
      
     
    
      
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        To accept Apple Pay for transactions over £30, your payment terminal must be capable and configured properly, and your payment provider needs to support the latest network contactless specifications. Share the 
https://support.apple.com/kb/HT202527  white paper with your payment provider and ask them how you can allow your customers to use Apple Pay for any amount.
      
 
     
    
      
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        Ah, so it might be terminal related
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Hobbs: I send that took first direct and ask why?
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        16:54:32      
      
        there was this projecter thing in a mall i hang out at that shot an image on the floor and little kids could stomp on the image on the floor and move stuff around in the image. It was so so cool. 
      
     
    
      
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        So you can't drink a sex on the beach either?
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Saved for later
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:58:18      
      
        Hobbs: what bank you with so I can shame FD HSBC
      
     
    
      
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        mullerbiker: Nationwide
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        16:58:50      
      
        Cool
      
     
    
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
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        Whats your pick @SteveS
      
     
    
      
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        Hardware OK?
      
     
    
    
    
      
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        sphenopalatine ganglion
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        i saw that at CES 
      
     
    
      
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        really really cool
      
     
    
      
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        Hobbs
      
      
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        Looks nice
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Can I use Will Self?
      
     
    
      
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        Batwench: yo
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
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        Why is DocRock naked? No hat!
      
     
    
      
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        Batwench:  hahahahahahahahahaahahhahahhah XD 
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
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        Ewen you sod!
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
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        Thanks chatters!
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
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        later maccast 
      
     
    
      
        SteveS
      
      
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        Bye, everyone! Best chat room on IRC!
      
     
    
      
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        See you all, thanks for the entertaining show.
      
     
    
      
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        See you all at 8pm
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen
      
      
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        Back in a few mins
      
     
    
      
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        DeepPan
      
      
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        Evening all
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
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        Howdy DeepPan
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        19:53:28      
      
        hey hey hey
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
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        Hello Chaps
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
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        Howdy GBRedneck Ewen
      
     
    
      
        pitchforkz
      
      
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        Hello
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        19:53:56      
      
        Muller knows all the sneeky routes around the back!
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        19:54:18      
      
        Left "What the Tech" early and came over here :-)
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
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        What the Tech is Andrew Zarian and Paul Thurrot
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        Ewen face!!!! \o/ 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        See that Arnie has offered Trump a jobswap
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        Same here SwampRat  :P 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        Because the last time an Austrian offered to save a nation from itself, it went just great! :D
      
     
    
      
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        DeepPan:  :D XD XD XD XD
      
     
    
      
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        paulums Sexy Legs! :D 
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG hey girl
      
     
    
      
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        sarahjaneuk
      
      
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        Hi folks
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        oh hello sarahjaneuk  :) 
      
     
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
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        You should film that!
      
     
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
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        Hi Bronwyn
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        Jake should wear a BTN press shirt, Ewen  :P 
      
     
    
      
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        campionuk
      
      
        20:04:45      
      
        Evening
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        20:04:50      
      
        Feed is fucked
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:04:57      
      
        Howdy campionuk
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:04:57      
      
        Has the studio gone down?
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:05:02      
      
        Did stream freeze for anybody else?
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:05:13      
      
        Yes, stream frozen
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:05:23      
      
        Yes restart
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:06:03      
      
        Standby reboot happening
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:06:17      
      
        Betteries to power
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        20:06:18      
      
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        DeepPan
      
      
        20:06:22      
      
        turbines to speed
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        20:06:33      
      
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        Batwench
      
      
        20:06:49      
      
        Thanks for letting us know
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:07:04      
      
        Stream back now
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:07:06      
      
        yes, yes you are
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:07:08      
      
        Should be back
      
     
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
        20:07:09      
      
        wb folks
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        20:07:26      
      
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        Batwench
      
      
        20:08:07      
      
        Better up than down
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:08:18      
      
        Ewen belch!! Take a drink!
      
     
    
    
      
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        sarahjaneuk
      
      
        20:09:30      
      
        Calm, Wrighty!
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:09:41      
      
        We can hear you
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:09:42      
      
        audio fine Ewen 
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:10:02      
      
        Audio is good on this end... so far anyway ;-)
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:10:10      
      
        SO SO tempted to book a trip to Birningham this summer after I get back from Ottawa
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:10:12      
      
        Yes, we ALL heard your email address
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:10:49      
      
        Ewen belch!! Take another drink! Bottoms up :D 
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:11:10      
      
        I don’t seem to have any video but I do have sound.
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:11:21      
      
        Is that your new IT security expert? :D
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:11:38      
      
        Lip readers unite! :D 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:12:10      
      
        paulums:  O.O paulums wow :P 
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:12:31      
      
        Does anyone else have a video picture?
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:12:36      
      
        I do Batwench 
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:12:45      
      
        Batwench: Video fine here
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:12:58      
      
        Hairy Gonards - will have to reboot machine!
      
     
    
    
      
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        20:13:05      
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:13:09      
      
        heheheheehe gonards XD 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:13:36      
      
        Paulums, are you doing a Christmas album? :D
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:13:47      
      
        ACTION starts saving money now so I can listen to paulums  sing filthy drinking songs in person ;) :P 
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:14:22      
      
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        DeepPan
      
      
        20:14:51      
      
        The british education system is one of the best in the world!
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:15:50      
      
        Have you tried switching it off and on again? :D
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:15:50      
      
        I HATE TECHNOLOGY
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:15:57      
      
        awwwww Batwench  :( 
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:16:03      
      
        Has he tried turning it off and back on again?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:16:10      
      
        Jiggle the handle
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:16:18      
      
        DeepPan: I type too slow :-)
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:17:27      
      
        i’d like to jiggle Jake’s handle :P 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:17:32      
      
        Bit too much jiggling by the sounds of it :D
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:18:15      
      
        What has paulums taken this evening? I want some.
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:18:20      
      
        hahahha oohhhh :D 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:19:16      
      
        fighty monkey porn, too much curry
      
     
    
      
        JBISHOP94
      
      
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        Batwench
      
      
        20:19:43      
      
        WHat have I just been volenteeried for?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:20:51      
      
        Punchline : And the elephant said, “How do you pick up a doughnut with that???”
      
     
    
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:21:26      
      
        Nooky the bear
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:21:26      
      
        For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
      
     
    
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:21:39      
      
        Roger DE COURCEY
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:22:56      
      
        Well I can tell from tonight’s discussion NONE of you guys are having any sex? Ewen paulums JeffG  :D 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:23:23      
      
        hahahahahahhh awwww poor guys 
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:23:36      
      
        I thought January was meant to be a dry month.
      
     
    
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
        20:24:11      
      
        lol, Paul!
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:24:24      
      
        No Ewen Vaganuary is meant to be a female version of Movember
      
     
    
      
        JeffG
      
      
        20:24:27      
      
        I never got the memo about not having sex. I guess that means I'm failing in the best way.
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:25:40      
      
        Ewen, did you let Virgin Medio remote onto you computer in the end, or tell them to do one?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:25:57      
      
        good man! :)
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:26:11      
      
        Of course Vaginuary often gets confused with Veganuary!
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:26:11      
      
        ACTION getting slightly drunk from slamming back so many drinks from Ewen  belching XD 
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:26:19      
      
        As I said on twitter, they can remote onto the router
      
     
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
        20:26:45      
      
        That is shocking Ewen. They obviously have no clue (or care) about security
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:28:13      
      
        Can hear me mother
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:28:38      
      
        It’s only 1/2 hour late starting. Some of us have to be up early in the morning?
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:29:04      
      
        I know. Just pulling your leg.
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:29:40      
      
        Mind you I now have to Angela sit. LOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG story there which isn’t doing my mental health any favours at the moment.
      
     
    
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:30:01      
      
        Remaking doom
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:30:23      
      
        Ewen quick story. When I was REALLY young my dad had a thick bushy beard. WHen he shaved it all off I screamed crying cause i thought he was different person :D 
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        20:30:26      
      
        mullerbiker: never saw the old one. Kept on falling asleep at the last one
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:30:40      
      
        Had Sting in it
      
     
    
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
        20:30:45      
      
        Agree Ewen. See you still have the same backdrop Wrighty!
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:30:55      
      
        Ewen:  i was maybe 2 or 3
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:31:45      
      
        it took a couple of hours to calm me down
      
     
    
    
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:33:57      
      
        FINALLY somebody who says quinoa like I do :P 
      
     
    
    
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
        20:34:53      
      
        And we're off!!
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
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        DeepPan
      
      
        20:35:24      
      
        Wide Screen Wrighty! :D
      
     
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
        20:35:24      
      
        Nice to see you Paul
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        20:35:52      
      
        Wrighty has a cursor arrow on his wass ;-)
      
     
    
    
      
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        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:37:41      
      
        @batwench I loved it to be fair
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:38:53      
      
        So, like Norwich, but with electricity :D
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:39:01      
      
        oh no outhouse just crosses the line XD Nope
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        20:39:24      
      
        who’s dinging
      
     
    
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        20:41:20      
      
        and Seth's making his BTN debut...
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        20:43:05      
      
        Cool @Campion
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:44:18      
      
        How many lines?
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:44:39      
      
        And shouldn't the plaque be black and white?
      
     
    
      
        Graham
      
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
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        campionuk:  awwwwwwwww cute baby :D 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:46:37      
      
        Your a filthy boy paulums
      
     
    
      
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        SwampRat
      
      
        20:51:47      
      
        My current "DVR" is Hulu and CBS All Access.
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:54:29      
      
        Yogi Bear son?
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        20:55:28      
      
        Well have a plaque at BTNprime in a 100 years..
      
     
    
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        20:57:45      
      
        Seth is taking this all in :)
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        21:04:06      
      
        of course DeepPan !! getting him a mic next week
      
     
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:04:28      
      
        Seth was just getting ready to post his story :)
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
        21:06:31      
      
        DeepPan:  :D 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:06:54      
      
        Seth wanted to tell Daddy about his Facebook account
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        21:07:19      
      
        DeepPan:  1936  “high definition’ = 320x480 :D 
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:07:26      
      
        Well that was an interesting visit up to Angela. It involved police and doctors.
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:07:45      
      
        Arse technica
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:08:07      
      
        Mr Batwench says hello to everybody. 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        21:08:25      
      
        Batwench:  hellooooooooooooo mrbatwench :D 
      
     
    
      
        alidabbs
      
      
        21:08:31      
      
        i write for Ars Technica so I have to be careful.
      
     
    
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        21:09:50      
      
        DeepPan:  O.O
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:10:00      
      
        JeffG: I have just added you to a Legoish FB page.
      
     
    
      
        alidabbs
      
      
        21:10:11      
      
        “Flappy Whale”… isn’t that Ewen’s favourite porn site?
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:11:21      
      
        Password oucheekawwwwweee
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        21:11:58      
      
        Ewen:  after the show I wanted to ask you a couple of questions about 3D printing ….
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        21:12:03      
      
        Mute FFS Muller
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:12:43      
      
        Sorry didn't realise it was a utube link
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        21:13:11      
      
        Muller you thought there would be breasts
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:13:23      
      
        Paulums yes yours
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:14:05      
      
        All those models have his details 😂
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:14:27      
      
        I tend to get ArsTechnia  and Ars Magica mixed up. A bit of huge one!
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:14:47      
      
        Keeping you awake Ewen?
      
     
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:15:49      
      
        Sounds like she might be trying to sell some magic beans
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:16:14      
      
        Paulums in chat room
      
     
    
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:16:20      
      
        Alternate Facts!
      
     
    
    
      
        skidmarks
      
      
        21:16:47      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        21:16:57      
      
        okay I’m out later folks. Not in this to hear about orange cheeto
      
     
    
      
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        21:17:02      
      
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        JeffG
      
      
        21:17:04      
      
        Thanks, BW!
      
     
    
    
    
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:19:00      
      
        He doesn’t lie, he just tells us Alternate Truths and Facts
      
     
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:20:06      
      
        Same as the media then batwench :D
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        21:20:07      
      
        Steve Bannon is the real President folks
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        21:20:18      
      
        Trump is just his salesman
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:20:23      
      
        DeepPan: 6 of one, half a dozen of the other.
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        21:20:27      
      
        nad Muppet
      
     
    
    
      
        TomF
      
      
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        TomF
      
      
        21:21:46      
      
        Agree Ewen. Anti-trumpers contribute to the noise/diversion away from real issues.
      
     
    
      
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        Batwench
      
      
        21:24:40      
      
        Thought it was nine countries
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:24:55      
      
        So what if they travel took say UK them travel onwards
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        21:25:13      
      
        Ewen is right
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:25:14      
      
        I thought the countries were selected that don’t share the data of residents travelling from there
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        21:25:27      
      
        It's where the travel originated from @Mullerbiker
      
     
    
      
        alidabbs
      
      
        21:25:34      
      
        Christians are excepted
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:25:36      
      
        Ewen it is 7 countries
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:26:10      
      
        No Obama did it for Iraq over a specific issue and they didn't ban they took longer to process visas
      
     
    
      
        TomF
      
      
        21:26:18      
      
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        Batwench
      
      
        21:26:42      
      
        Fairy snuff.
      
     
    
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:27:38      
      
        And whilst we all look at Trump what our governments doing... Look over there.... Nothing to see here
      
     
    
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        21:28:19      
      
        Read Politico 
      
     
    
      
        TomF
      
      
        21:28:32      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
        21:28:52      
      
        Know what you mean Ewen. Whic is why I am hardly using Twitter at the mo
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:29:47      
      
        Wouldn't it be funny if we found out he wasn't born in the US 😂
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:30:36      
      
        I think this is the section Jeff might have refered to “to prioritize refugee claims made by individuals on the basis of religious-based persecution, provided that the religion of the individual is a minority religion in the individual's country of nationality. ”
      
     
    
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        21:30:48      
      
        Washington Post is owned by Jeff Bezos
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        21:30:51      
      
        The best i've heard is keep satiring him because he will hang himself by his own vanity
      
     
    
      
        SwampRat
      
      
        21:32:30      
      
        UK2 will come clean my house? ;-)
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:35:01      
      
        SwampRat: you need sure
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:35:21      
      
        Shrek
      
     
    
      
        alidabbs
      
      
        21:35:36      
      
        photo of Will Self?
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:36:12      
      
        alidabbs: I already done that 😂
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:36:34      
      
        Just like 3s
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        21:36:46      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:37:48      
      
        No ewen that is VEGANuary
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:38:21      
      
        JeffG: do they look bigger in Ewen hand?
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:38:47      
      
        JeffG: these have been about for years, known as Reki Chrystals. I have a few myself
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:39:02      
      
        Batwench: 😂
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:39:02      
      
        Mind you none THAT size
      
     
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:40:05      
      
        Explains her acting! :D
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:40:32      
      
        Batteries Ewen? Those bad boys have a kick starter on them!! :D
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:40:38      
      
        Remember its size C batteries
      
     
    
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:42:04      
      
        If she’s rubbing her neck with it, she’s bloody flexible!
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        21:42:25      
      
        Too much ring talk
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        21:43:12      
      
        What wiring do they need mains?
      
     
    
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        21:44:28      
      
        wireless muller
      
     
    
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        21:45:46      
      
        I mean't to say, the discount code gives #20 off but if I pass your email address to them that you setup the device with they will give you 6 months free cloud recording too
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:46:22      
      
        Paulums, are you using the Webcam Settings app with it?
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
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        DeepPan thats my next test
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
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        Did you say STUNT case Ewen?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:47:20      
      
        cool Paulums, I always hear people talk about how good Webcam Settings app is with the Logitechs
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:47:28      
      
        They would be just handy for gadgets as well
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        21:47:58      
      
        “The jade dildos might be a bit too long for my box” SHOW TITLE :D
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:48:22      
      
        Do show titles have a max character limit?
      
     
    
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:50:06      
      
        Top Trumps?
      
     
    
      
        alidabbs
      
      
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        DeepPan
      
      
        21:50:14      
      
        This Week in Trump :D
      
     
    
      
        sarahjaneuk
      
      
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        Cheers guys
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:50:28      
      
        Trump’ton'
      
     
    
      
        Batwench
      
      
        21:50:56      
      
        right nights I am off to bobos. Also mr B is home after being away for 10  days.
      
     
    
      
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        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Night batwench
      
     
    
      
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        Night Everyone - Thanks for coming along
      
     
    
      
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