taxi_cab
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Ewen
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mullerbiker
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mullerbiker
13:55:30
Hello world
BronwynECG
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BronwynECG
13:57:10
Apparently I tuned in right in time :P
BronwynECG
13:57:24
Ewen Good day fine sir :D
BronwynECG
13:57:52
Ewen: it was purely accidental. I was prepared to watch reruns :D
BronwynECG
13:58:20
woohoo!!! \o/ :D
mullerbiker
13:58:51
BronwynECG: and I have a surprise for Ewen stay tuned
BronwynECG
13:58:59
I thought Photo Show would be between Mac and Big
mullerbiker
14:00:16
BronwynECG: that curry silly billy
mullerbiker
14:02:34
He can edit
mullerbiker
14:07:47
Too rich for me
BronwynECG
14:08:08
not bad for what you’re getting ...
mullerbiker
14:08:43
BronwynECG: if I was rich I go for it
mullerbiker
14:13:00
Ellis is going to shops will be back soon
mullerbiker
14:15:50
Can you do one from above?
mullerbiker
14:24:51
Over 5000 people did...!
mullerbiker
14:26:11
Get Hoya to do one
mullerbiker
14:27:51
Yeah a nude model
mullerbiker
14:28:43
Sick squid? For a fish eye 😂
mullerbiker
14:30:10
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14:30:32
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mullerbiker
14:30:47
Colloquies died
mullerbiker
14:33:56
Maybe you should light the sun with one light!
mullerbiker
14:40:42
Byeeee
BronwynECG
14:41:09
I’m here. Bit distracted
BronwynECG
14:41:45
Loads of stuff happening right now
BronwynECG
14:41:59
later :)
mullerbiker
14:44:30
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15:39:48
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mullerbiker
15:40:15
BronwynECG: Ewen present is here... see if you can spot it
batwench
15:40:15
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BronwynECG
15:40:49
video not live :(
mullerbiker
15:41:09
BronwynECG: will be shortly
batwench
15:43:40
Hello BronwynECG :-)
BronwynECG
15:44:16
hey :)
kyleswager
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BronwynECG
15:49:23
what’s happening to live stream? mullerbiker stepped on something again?
kyleswager
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mullerbiker
15:50:53
Hold on started now
BronwynECG
15:52:05
squeeeeeeeeeee santa face!!! :D
BronwynECG
15:53:06
wait wait wait batwench in the studio?! O.O
BronwynECG
15:53:27
Santa audio REALLY low……
batwench
15:54:18
BronwynECG: I was Ewen’s Surprise
BronwynECG
15:54:28
I see :D
mullerbiker
15:55:14
BronwynECG: not a good surprise but a surprise all the same
mullerbiker
15:56:46
Restart happening
Ewen
15:57:07
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batwench
15:57:11
Having a res-tart due to technical issues. We think Rudolph did a poo in the gubbings
MaJiKman
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mullerbiker
16:00:46
batwench: and Santa having a poo too
patrice
16:00:57
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MaJiKman
16:01:14
Afternoon all
mullerbiker
16:01:21
MaJiKman: yo
MaJiKman
16:03:51
Got any good jokes to start us off with @mullerbiker
batwench
16:04:09
@MaJiKman he has jokes but not good ones
MaJiKman
16:04:40
you can but hope @batwench
mullerbiker
16:04:49
What do female reindeers do when they want to have some fun?
mullerbiker
16:04:56
What do female reindeers do when they want to have some fun?
MaJiKman
16:05:05
is it just me or is there no live feed?
mullerbiker
16:05:10
What do female reindeers do when they want to have some fun?
mullerbiker
16:05:53
Why do female Raindeers do for fun?
campionuk
16:05:57
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batwench
16:05:59
@MaJiKman not at the momentwe are beating it into submission now
mullerbiker
16:06:05
The go into town to blow a few bucks
mullerbiker
16:06:27
MaJiKman: it issues
campionuk
16:06:48
Afternoon !
MaJiKman
16:06:50
@mullerbiker, how do you find out how heavy your pet sperm whale is?
mullerbiker
16:07:17
Take it to a whale way station
MaJiKman
16:07:37
Very good!!!!!
MaJiKman
16:08:07
Hi @chapionuk
patrice
16:08:31
Hey chatroom
MaJiKman
16:08:52
F********* fingers Hi campionuk
batwench
16:09:42
hello patrice
paul
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MaJiKman
16:10:24
Hi Patrice, I hope you had noone involved in the Berlin tragedy
mullerbiker
16:10:25
Heard someone moaning about Iceland selling reindeer steak earlier, but no-one ever complains about Lidl donkey.
paul
16:10:28
Evening all
batwench
16:11:07
video is now up
MaJiKman
16:11:26
Yes @mullerbiker I heard the prices were a little dear.
mullerbiker
16:11:58
Got eight leg of venison that was two deer
Ewen
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DocRock
16:12:26
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batwench
16:13:27
DocRock: line 1 please
DocRock
16:13:44
Any fucking line means any fuckin line
mullerbiker
16:13:55
DocRock: he calling you
mullerbiker
16:14:52
DocRock: answer the fucking phone
patrice
16:14:56
@MaJiKman Nope. THank god none of my friends in Berlin were affected
mullerbiker
16:15:57
Scores of the doors
mullerbiker
16:15:58
ters
mullerbiker
16:15:58
Camps
mullerbiker
16:15:58
atrice
mullerbiker
16:16:07
Scores of the doors
mullerbiker
16:16:15
ters
mullerbiker
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Camps
BronwynECG
16:16:19
Oh BTW Santa thanks for the iphone 7…… even though it’s gonna be super late >_< #shakesfist :D
mullerbiker
16:16:19
atrice
mullerbiker
16:16:23
Scores of the doors
mullerbiker
16:16:35
ters
mullerbiker
16:16:36
Camps
mullerbiker
16:16:38
atrice
BronwynECG
16:16:53
oh BTW cute outfit batwench :D
batwench
16:17:16
BronwynECG: it comes with pink Tutu and Dm’s :-)
BronwynECG
16:17:37
what are Dm’s? Doc Martins?
batwench
16:17:46
Yes. Metalic Pink Ones
BronwynECG
16:19:07
batwench: ooohhhhhh fancy :D
BronwynECG
16:19:17
tartan beard?
mullerbiker
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mullerbiker
16:22:34
Diva Santa
mullerbiker
16:23:03
AirPods
mullerbiker
16:23:40
batwench: has a pair
mullerbiker
16:25:08
Santa Don got his question wrong so you can expect horses head in your bed
mullerbiker
16:28:44
Scores of the doors
pearcen
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batwench
16:30:38
pearcen: heeeelllloooo
pearcen
16:30:53
@batwench Helloooooooo!
batwench
16:31:09
Headphones
benroethig
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campionuk
16:31:26
hey benroethig
benroethig
16:31:47
Patrice has more like the bulls**t candle ;)
mullerbiker
16:31:53
DocRock: burned
patrice
16:31:59
haha @benroethig
benroethig
16:32:29
digital audio out
benroethig
16:33:42
patrice needs phone a friend
benroethig
16:34:21
CSPAN… I just fell alseep
batwench
16:36:43
Leaving a horse’s head is easy, its leaving a full alive horse in the bed that is the trick
batwench
16:41:43
are you all enjoying the show so far?
benroethig
16:43:02
iphone
mullerbiker
16:44:13
Scores of the doors
mullerbiker
16:44:21
.6.5
mullerbiker
16:45:09
Scores of the doors
mullerbiker
16:45:16
.6.5
benroethig
16:45:19
Get doc talking. we’ll not end early
markop
16:45:50
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batwench
16:46:53
hello markop
benroethig
16:47:02
I’ll take that Ben’s money
benroethig
16:47:29
griffin
markop
16:48:30
Hey @batwench how's it going? Not sure how long I can hang around, wanted to wish everyone a merry Christmas
mullerbiker
16:48:37
Santa batwench just bent over
batwench
16:49:00
Do you know how hard it is to bend over in a corset!
patrice
16:49:31
No. Never tried that @batwench
batwench
16:49:43
patrice: not easy, trust me on this one
mullerbiker
16:49:46
You know hard it is to watch... 🙃
benroethig
16:51:05
Project (RED)
benroethig
16:51:40
Google
patrice
16:51:54
@batwench I’ll take your word on it… or maybe not :P
BronwynECG
16:52:22
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benroethig
16:52:43
project titan
batwench
16:55:51
The Don Father strikes again. He gets respect
benroethig
16:56:56
third party charging station
batwench
16:57:09
benroethig: close
benroethig
16:57:34
we had it on deconstruct patrice
benroethig
16:57:40
never mind, he had it
GBRedneck
16:58:00
afternoon all
benroethig
16:58:27
cough AR cough
batwench
16:58:35
5th: kyle
batwench
16:59:07
HE said it to qucikly
batwench
17:00:28
I need to get my sunglasses by Moya, may have to hit the workington store
benroethig
17:00:31
5 shots? I have the whiskey in my freezer
batwench
17:00:48
HOya even
markop
17:01:07
Give me a shout in the new year Mau
batwench
17:01:39
markop: will do. We will have to go out the next time you are coming through. Bring the misses and have a long weekend
mullerbiker
17:01:42
markop: yo!
mullerbiker
17:01:45
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mullerbiker
17:02:34
Colloquies falls over again
batwench
17:03:02
patrice: is also wearing a HifflePuff Scarf
batwench
17:03:15
HufflePuff
benroethig
17:03:41
deconstruct.tv cough patrice cough
patrice
17:03:49
too late ben :P
patrice
17:03:59
Yes, I’m on Deconstruct as well
markop
17:04:31
Yo @mullerbiker
campionuk
17:04:41
hey @markop
mullerbiker
17:04:58
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markop
17:05:01
Howdy Camps
mullerbiker
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batwench
17:06:16
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kyleswager
17:06:33
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markop
17:06:40
Thanks boys, merry christmas all
pearcen
17:07:24
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campionuk
17:08:02
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benroethig
17:08:11
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markop
17:10:00
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skidmarks
19:04:46
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GBRedneck
19:15:22
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batwench
19:18:55
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Ewen
19:39:00
We’ll be back and running soon
mullerbiker
19:39:10
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GBRedneck
19:44:23
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mullerbiker
19:46:03
Hello curry eaten
batwench
19:47:44
@mullerbiker and unfortunatly repeating
GBRedneck
19:48:07
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mullerbiker
19:48:10
Value for money
pitchforkz
19:52:28
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pitchforkz
19:56:42
hello
IanUK
19:57:00
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paulums
19:57:07
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IanUK
19:57:10
Evening Santa Claws
GBRedneck
19:57:27
Hey ewen
campionuk
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campionuk
19:58:52
which line @Ewen ? I mean Santa....
campionuk
19:59:03
Fuck in hell
IanUK
19:59:40
Is this the VIP show?
campionuk
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20:00:12
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IanUK
20:00:13
Who won the Mac quiz?
IanUK
20:00:45
Who has the better beard, Santa or Camps?
batwench
20:00:47
IanUK: patrice
IanUK
20:01:45
I've got Aldi Strawberry Still Water. #hardcore
skidmarks
20:02:06
Xmas baubles :)
batwench
20:02:07
Camps as i still have Santa’s beard trimmings down my cleavae
Guest5
20:02:21
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Guest5
20:02:43
@ewen - what Skype line do you want me on
mullerbiker
20:02:45
It's ok Santa trimmed batwench beard too
Guest5
20:02:50
oh - this is Bart
BartB
20:04:39
could someone ask Ewen to let Bart know what channel to phone in on?
paulums
20:04:57
line 3 or 2 bart
campionuk
20:05:10
3 or 2 Bart
IanUK
20:08:21
Who is the fairy next to batwench? 😂
IanUK
20:09:13
Santa on the drink again
mrbatwench
20:09:25
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mrbatwench
20:09:42
Yes I am dear!
batwench
20:11:19
IanUK: YES
IanUK
20:14:32
Is that Hock out of a drinks bottle?
batwench
20:15:35
IanUK: yes on both
dougee
20:19:04
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mrbatwench
20:19:16
I know
mrbatwench
20:19:23
Video streaming
dougee
20:20:57
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skidmarks
20:22:02
oh Santa that is a hard one
IanUK
20:23:27
Blackberry
IanUK
20:25:04
Apple Watch?
IanUK
20:26:56
1Mb I wish
IanUK
20:31:02
Train type system
paulums
20:31:37
please lobby @ewen and tell him that in Santa's care of thr Big Show that all shite has broken loose and rules seems to matter nothing
mullerbiker
20:32:42
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20:33:15
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IanUK
20:35:30
Throw a GoPro
mrbatwench
20:36:25
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IanUK
20:43:22
I'm far from Cornish
mrbatwench
20:45:42
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IanUK
20:46:50
That's some IAPs
mrbatwench
20:50:28
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IanUK
20:53:27
Santa, he is still waiting for his Withings
IanUK
20:53:31
Make his xmas
IanUK
20:55:23
Apple Watch is beta ware, Withings is Vaporware
paulums
20:55:48
Thanks fans
campionuk
20:57:06
what a recovery there @paulums
paulums
20:57:42
@campionuk admirable in defeat mate
mrbatwench
20:58:37
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campionuk
20:59:24
reviews are going well... need more from the window lickers mind !!
paulums
20:59:46
Well said @campionuk
IanUK
20:59:48
Well the best windows to lick are....
IanUK
21:00:06
Destiny, with Beyoncé?
BronwynECG
21:02:57
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BronwynECG
21:03:13
Okay I’m back. You guys can start the show now :D
mrbatwench
21:03:28
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BronwynECG
21:03:39
sexy legs paulums !!! :D
mrbatwench
21:04:17
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mrbatwench
21:04:40
Nooooooooooooooooo!
BronwynECG
21:05:09
Ewen: I think you just broke mrbatwench brain :D
IanUK
21:10:14
My mortgage goes to I'm 67
BronwynECG
21:10:21
what’s the drink Ewen ?
BronwynECG
21:10:27
IanUK: :(
BronwynECG
21:12:54
heheheheh chave house XD
mrbatwench
21:13:40
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BronwynECG
21:15:10
ACTION googles top dogging
BronwynECG
21:15:19
thanks a LOT paulums :P
BronwynECG
21:16:06
oohhhhhhhhhh never mind I know what that is paulums I’ve never heard that word put to it
BronwynECG
21:16:44
oh PLEASE I used to flash mah boobs a LOT when I was younger, in public with CAMERAS :P
BronwynECG
21:16:58
I’m VERY proud of my explots Ewen :D
IanUK
21:17:29
Night night all
BronwynECG
21:17:48
night IanUK :)
BronwynECG
21:18:45
Ewen: I’m proud taht I’ve managed to flash and only my intended “victim” has seen me :D
paulums
21:19:19
BrowynECG I a, now scanning CCTV
BronwynECG
21:20:10
paulums: XD I WISH I thought to do it when I visited London in ‘94
IanUK
21:21:43
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BronwynECG
21:23:21
Your daughter is SO adorable Ewen :D
BronwynECG
21:25:40
okay guys gotta go. Post office due any minute :)
mrbatwench
21:25:40
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BronwynECG
21:25:50
bye sexy legs paulums :P
BronwynECG
21:25:56
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paulums
21:26:00
Bye Bronners
mrbatwench
21:28:34
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skidmarks
21:30:33
Wishing all A Peaceful Merry Christmas! night all
BartB
21:30:34
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skidmarks
21:30:41
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pitchforkz
21:31:06
6th my birthday haha ....il be in lanzarote
mrbatwench
21:31:50
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pitchforkz
21:32:27
great show !!!!!
pitchforkz
21:32:56
laterz y'all Merry Christmas !!!!
mullerbiker
21:33:03
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campionuk
21:33:16
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GBRedneck
21:34:11
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pitchforkz
21:34:54
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21:35:12
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batwench
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paulums
21:53:19
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Ewen
21:59:29
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paul
23:20:58
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DocRock
23:37:04
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