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taxi_cab
3:10:56
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BronwynECG
13:47:03
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Ewen
14:22:20
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Ewen
14:22:41
Hello Bronwyn
BronwynECG
14:22:45
Morning! :)
BronwynECG
14:23:22
yay video!! \o/ :)
BronwynECG
14:23:42
yep I can hear you wel
BronwynECG
14:23:51
well* (stupid leyboard)
BronwynECG
14:23:58
ACTION rolls eyes
BronwynECG
14:26:28
I am running of fumes today. Again. >_< How are you today Ewen ?
BronwynECG
14:27:09
I got 3 hours of poor sleep last night
BronwynECG
14:27:35
I am so sleepy right now and the only thing keeping me awake is watching the Photo Show
BronwynECG
14:28:14
Nice sweater though. Has it got pockets?
BronwynECG
14:29:39
I MAY not show up for the Mac Show…… I’ll probably be asleep :(
F_hanshaw
14:30:40
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paulums
14:32:45
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paulums
14:32:55
Heeeellllooo
Majikman
14:33:09
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Majikman
14:33:24
Afternoon all
paulums
14:34:06
hey Majikman
F_hanshaw
14:34:57
Morning
Majikman
14:35:07
Hi paulums how's sunny Norfolk
paulums
14:36:06
Majikman all good tho at work
BronwynECG
14:36:29
paulums sexy legs!!! \o/ :P
Majikman
14:36:46
I'm the other way, home at moment off to work 4:30 damm
Majikman
14:39:25
Morning? F_hanshaw where are you.
Majikman
14:40:07
Tried it @ewen, brilliant
F_hanshaw
14:41:18
Malik above Paul in wv
BronwynECG
14:42:50
Ewen awwwwwwwwwwww young love :P
F_hanshaw
14:43:39
Interesting on the vsco I wonder if you can use workflow app to bulk conv from raw to jpeg if need be
BronwynECG
14:44:50
hahahahahhaahhahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahah “red weapon” TOTALLY a porn movie name :P
BronwynECG
14:46:42
I love the fact that 1080 is “low resolution” :D
Majikman
14:49:44
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Majikman
14:49:58
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F_hanshaw
14:52:10
Yep got some good pictures I got of little bro when he finished up bct only shot that entire week on the 7 plus
F_hanshaw
14:53:45
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F_hanshaw
14:54:07
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BronwynECG
14:54:32
wow those mics are pretty good. Could almost hear what she
BronwynECG
14:54:37
she’s saying
BronwynECG
14:54:52
can’t now
paulums
14:56:31
We know all your secrets
BronwynECG
14:56:35
heh :D
Majikman
14:56:52
Nice eno
paulums
14:57:03
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BronwynECG
15:01:49
Ewen: at first I could kinda hear her voice then you turned it down and i could only hear your voice kinda dimly
F_hanshaw
15:02:04
Yep
Majikman
15:04:18
Lost signal
Ewen
15:04:31
Where did we get to?
BronwynECG
15:04:41
attenuation
Majikman
15:04:57
About combining the two
BronwynECG
15:05:15
video audio!!
Majikman
15:05:33
Yes
Majikman
15:05:55
I can now here you
Majikman
15:06:22
Was at your end?
F_hanshaw
15:06:47
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mullerbiker
15:13:19
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mullerbiker
15:13:39
Parked outside Ewens house 😂
mullerbiker
15:14:22
Bet it was bullshite 😂
mullerbiker
15:14:27
I walk up
BronwynECG
15:16:01
later
mullerbiker_
15:16:29
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mullerbiker_
15:17:20
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mullerbiker
15:22:09
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Majikman
15:23:36
Sorry had to pop away. Show's over?
Majikman
15:24:16
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Majikman
15:24:30
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Majikman
15:25:22
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mullerbiker
15:40:25
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Paul
15:41:03
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BronwynECG
15:52:07
Ewen back!
BronwynECG
15:52:25
shocking isn’t it? :P
mullerbiker
15:53:40
Hello world
BronwynECG
15:54:55
aaaccckkkkkk diet soda >_< put it back!!!!
iconfessimageek
15:55:26
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BronwynECG
15:55:39
diet anything is pretty gross to me but if you like it then great :)
iconfessimageek
15:56:16
hiya matey
BronwynECG
15:57:10
ACTION looks forward to Ewen’s soda belches :D 
iconfessimageek
15:58:12
thanks Ewen - would love to, but I'm working at the mo
F_hanshaw
15:58:16
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iconfessimageek
15:58:35
trying to clear emails and clear everything for the weekend
iconfessimageek
15:59:02
...maybe next time?
iconfessimageek
15:59:34
I need to get a new mic and/or headset as well. - any recommendations?
BronwynECG
15:59:51
-_- Gonna go lay down now. WIll be listening though
batwench
16:00:34
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batwench
16:00:41
Hello boys
iconfessimageek
16:01:08
he was the first circuit of the earth
batwench
16:01:26
Did the Americans send up an animal first? That would be the first yank in space
F_hanshaw
16:01:35
All in one mic/headphone combo or separate? iconfessimageek
BronwynECG
16:02:06
Yep first American in space WAS Alan Shepard http://www.space.com/17385-alan-shepard-first-american-in-space.html
iconfessimageek
16:02:55
all in one might be better?
iconfessimageek
16:03:16
I met the last guy on the moon once
BronwynECG
16:03:34
Ewen belch!!!! \o/
BronwynECG
16:03:40
Take a drink! :D
iconfessimageek
16:03:44
Eugene Cernan
batwench
16:04:30
Did both Ewen and mullerbiker know that one of the kids from the Ouspoken TV show now plays for Wasps Acadamy
BronwynECG
16:04:53
http://gizmodo.com/50-years-ago-the-first-spacewalk-nearly-ended-in-trage-1692303108 On March 18, 1965, Alexey Leonov stepped outside the thin metal shell of Voskhod-2 to float in the harsh void of space.
maccast
16:05:15
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BronwynECG
16:06:32
Ding Ding Dong!!
rowarta
16:06:55
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batwench
16:06:55
Ewen its on speaker
batwench
16:07:22
See there are some very nice people out there. Not all idioys
rowarta
16:07:22
behind the scenes
F_hanshaw
16:07:28
Not sure on the all in ones I've got the ath m50x I use and a small USB travel mic getting ready to get a better one and invest in blue yeti mic for office in apartment
BronwynECG
16:07:37
this is how the sausage is made, rowarta :D
rowarta
16:08:07
afternoon
iconfessimageek
16:08:12
I had a blue yeti - but found it picked up too much background
BronwynECG
16:08:12
Cocks and Criminals. your new police procedural Ewen ? :D
batwench
16:08:18
mullerbiker: 4pm
mullerbiker
16:08:35
batwench: I was being ironic
F_hanshaw
16:09:33
Interesting that and rode ath 2021 seem to be the standard so to speak at that price range
GBRedneck
16:09:57
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batwench
16:10:24
Ewen: is there any Mac news for people to discuss?
GBRedneck
16:10:26
ello eewn
GBRedneck
16:10:31
ewen even
maccast
16:10:40
Morning all (or afternoon, or evening)
GBRedneck
16:10:41
you got a new MacBook yet?
GBRedneck
16:10:51
i bought one
GBRedneck
16:10:57
love the keyboard, hate the touchbar
GBRedneck
16:11:07
lease over 3 years 0%
GBRedneck
16:11:14
but for £150 at the end
pitchforkz
16:12:00
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batwench
16:12:18
maccast: you need gaffa
GBRedneck
16:13:07
what made you change the show back to a friday afternoon ewen?
GBRedneck
16:13:20
i'd just got used to not watching it
batwench
16:13:22
Gaffa Tape
batwench
16:13:51
Ewen: Yes it is. Duck Tape is a trade name of a manufacturer
batwench
16:15:04
rowarta
16:16:55
Andy Ihnatko ?
batwench
16:16:56
Not this year…
batwench
16:17:11
I am certainly not a leg person that is for sure
batwench
16:17:37
mullerbiker: what???? Or don’t I want to know
mullerbiker
16:18:00
batwench: you don't know motor boat!
batwench
16:18:03
mullerbiker: I now know thanks to Urban Dictimaryt
batwench
16:18:24
It has been done to me before, never heard it called that.
batwench
16:18:31
I blame my medication :-0
iconfessimageek
16:19:42
Typeorama was a great pick!
iconfessimageek
16:19:50
used it for a powerpoint this week
iconfessimageek
16:20:45
also listened to Mystery Hour last week - for the first time
iconfessimageek
16:21:21
great for the school run with 12 yr old
Ewen
16:22:04
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mullerbiker
16:22:30
Computer crash and restart
rowarta
16:22:32
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mullerbiker
16:22:35
Standby
batwench
16:22:38
ta
iconfessimageek
16:22:45
get on with it muller!
batwench
16:22:45
thought it was my end again
mullerbiker
16:23:19
It's always your end batwench
F_hanshaw
16:23:27
Going to have to throw the iPad on the charger in a bit
GBRedneck
16:23:29
no video here is there a problem?
batwench
16:23:32
mullerbiker: blows raspberries at you.
batwench
16:23:39
GBRedneck: yes - computer says no
pitchforkz
16:24:11
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pitchforkz
16:24:22
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batwench
16:25:24
And we are back
GBRedneck
16:25:31
yippppeee
Ewen
16:25:41
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F_hanshaw
16:26:20
I really need to get a couple twelve south hover bar 3 for the house
iconfessimageek
16:26:20
video still down?
Ewen
16:26:37
We should be back
batwench
16:26:41
Ewen is santa going to be there for a christ show
batwench
16:26:46
iconfessimageek: reboot
batwench
16:26:57
Mistmas
batwench
16:27:02
Damn typing
mullerbiker
16:28:00
As I keep offering I do it....
mullerbiker
16:28:51
Wasn't that macbreak criticism for being anti Apple
mullerbiker
16:30:48
Fountain of eternal youth ?
mullerbiker
16:31:21
Ewen: turn heating off I sweating me cobs off
mullerbiker
16:32:19
Ohhh I posted that story in slack 😄
GBRedneck
16:32:21
the new MacBook is an abomination ewen
GBRedneck
16:32:27
2 days in and i fucking hate it
mullerbiker
16:33:46
Also low end intel chips
DeepPan
16:34:05
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GBRedneck
16:34:06
i was referring to the new macbook pro
GBRedneck
16:35:18
i also have the the MacBook 12"
F_hanshaw
16:35:20
Other tech sites idb to be exact complain when they get shite batt life on the pro. They bitch and complainin about weight. They want lightweight. Well you're gonna compromise then
GBRedneck
16:35:49
wish i could have ordered the older 2015 model
mullerbiker
16:35:50
The new MacBook is suffering battery issues
GBRedneck
16:36:35
i use mine mainly for outlook and RDP sessions and its lovely
GBRedneck
16:36:40
*the 12" one
batwench
16:36:42
I have discovered where Doc Rock is, he is currenlty out hunting Jennifer Lawrence: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38262657/why-people-want-jennifer-lawrence-to-apologise-to-hawaii-over-her-rock-story
F_hanshaw
16:37:27
I've got 11in but with my eyesight I want that 15in screen size
mullerbiker
16:37:35
Ewen loves his ring 😆😂
GBRedneck
16:37:56
i couldn't get the ring working in our house
GBRedneck
16:38:01
it just wouldn't talk to my wireless
DeepPan
16:38:21
Ewen, for the price of entry level macbook, you can get a reasonable spec’d Surface Pro4
GBRedneck
16:39:14
touche ewen
batwench
16:39:29
DeepPan: I would be very tempted for the Surface Pro 4
batwench
16:39:57
I love my air as well Ewen, Don’t see the need to upgrade. Would rather put the money towards a new car
DeepPan
16:40:15
I use both Win10 and macOS batwench, not much in it now
batwench
16:41:17
DeepPan: I have a mac as my main computer, an Asus Win10 tablet/comp down stairs and a windows phone. I agree. I don’t like being pinned into one envrioment
GBRedneck
16:42:16
can't fix the touchbar
GBRedneck
16:42:28
i want someone to write me software to disable the touchbar
Mullerbiker_
16:42:32
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batwench
16:45:58
GBRedneck
16:46:00
£2900
GBRedneck
16:46:08
its on lease
GBRedneck
16:46:11
so i can't take it back
GBRedneck
16:46:26
nope
GBRedneck
16:46:28
already tried
GBRedneck
16:46:45
i signed the lease in ocrober
GBRedneck
16:46:53
yup
GBRedneck
16:46:59
2 days ago
batwench
16:47:31
GBRedneck: are you in the uk?
GBRedneck
16:47:43
trouble is i can't get an old one on lease from apple now
batwench
16:47:45
And remember Ewen is never wrong LOL
GBRedneck
16:47:55
lol
batwench
16:48:10
Ewen You arent when iot comes to the law I know that
DeepPan
16:48:23
Get a macbook pro escape on lease instead
GBRedneck
16:48:24
am stuck here
Mullerbiker_
16:48:27
batwench Ewen did edit last mac show… I feel off me chair
F_hanshaw
16:49:56
Bs I got att we ain't gettin shite
DeepPan
16:51:21
Wasn’t that Job’s speech about “stay hungry”?
batwench
16:52:04
Mullerbiker_: he editied you falling off your chair?
GBR
16:52:05
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Mullerbiker_
16:52:39
ha ha ha
GBRedneck
16:54:14
this rentals thing sounds very cool
DeepPan
16:54:43
they’ve got to make up all that lost income from the popcorn! :D
batwench
16:55:00
In Cumbria it costs about £20 for Drew and I
BronwynECG
16:55:24
£60 = $75.52
BronwynECG
16:56:19
batwench: XD That t-shirt XD
batwench
16:57:31
Ewen: isn’t that what Grandparents are for?
batwench
16:58:52
Ewen: I know that The New HP (Fantastic Beasts) was in pre-release when it came out on same day as the pictures
mullerbiker
16:58:54
batwench: that's what gaffer tape is for.....
batwench
16:59:16
mullerbiker: didn’t you get tapped up by Miss B?
mullerbiker
16:59:20
I did gaffer tape bryony to a chair 😅
batwench
16:59:30
maccast: I like Suicide Squad,
mullerbiker
16:59:45
batwench: you slagged it off
batwench
17:00:18
mullerbiker: when? OK Its not the strongest SH film but I have it now. The Soundtrack needed some work
batwench
17:00:26
The CD not the one in the film
mullerbiker
17:01:05
You watched at the cinema and you gave it no bats
GBRedneck
17:01:41
£25 is about the right price
GBRedneck
17:01:56
still less than a night out at the cinema,
batwench
17:01:58
mullerbiker: HOld on
mullerbiker
17:02:04
Or you can just wait
mullerbiker
17:02:37
You go to a cinema for the experience
GBRedneck
17:03:00
sorry cinema is generally a horrid experience, well our local one
GBRedneck
17:03:02
is
mullerbiker
17:03:02
I used Apple Pay in pound land the other day 😀
DeepPan
17:03:21
Is contactless payment in general still pretty low take-up in the US?
mullerbiker
17:03:24
And I used it at the pub all the time
mullerbiker
17:03:56
I got it 😀
BronwynECG
17:03:57
DeepPan: in the larger more popular stores it’s been pretty good. in the smaller stores/poorer areaa not really
BronwynECG
17:04:29
obviously
batwench
17:04:51
I have. It does not make them explode. THat is an urban ledgend
F_hanshaw
17:04:53
What bron said if Walmart would remove stick from its arse that would help greatly
BronwynECG
17:05:30
DeepPan: side note: the first (and so far only) time I’ve ever seen an ipad POS was in a tiny little sandwich shop in Northern Virginia Mid Atlantic state :D
mullerbiker
17:05:30
Cracking Russian YouTube woman checks petrol tank with her lighter 😀
mullerbiker
17:05:55
batwench: doesn't stop them stopping you
batwench
17:06:43
mullerbiker: My exact words for Suicide Squad (taken directly from Titter): batwench ‏@batwench Aug 5
batwench
17:06:44
#SuicideSquad well paced and enjoyable #Notshite @ShiteOrNot Nowt after long credits. Don't wait
mullerbiker
17:06:49
maccast: gets by with porn hub 😄
F_hanshaw
17:07:03
It's been on vending machine maccast
batwench
17:07:09
NOOOOO That is like Top Gear without the 3 lads
BronwynECG
17:07:15
i like Purple Lamborghini from Suicide Squad. Let’s me be SUPER OBNOXIOUS on the bus XD
batwench
17:07:56
BronwynECG: awesome song
bobbeach
17:07:59
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BronwynECG
17:08:02
Oh yeah Ewen I really liked Scottie too. SHe was so cool :P Not least of which was because of her tattoos
mullerbiker
17:09:25
Credits on some films are longer than the damn film
mullerbiker
17:11:15
Get the top loaders better than Ewen s
mullerbiker
17:12:23
I got a $ bill
BronwynECG
17:13:02
I go by the White House a LOT. It’s really no big deal….
mullerbiker
17:13:19
Then Trump pops up and builds a wall around you
GBRedneck
17:14:08
that is quite cool i have to say
F_hanshaw
17:14:50
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DeepPan
17:14:57
printing currency, not at all illegal! :D
BronwynECG
17:14:59
Ewen: I used to work in a print shop. The copiers would TOTALLY copy money despite my manager and thr machine itself telling me it wouldn’t XD
BronwynECG
17:15:25
at 100% too :D
mullerbiker
17:16:12
Anyone else singing YMCA now?
BronwynECG
17:17:03
Exactly batwench :D I LOVE LOVE LOVE English Breakfast tea…. Gotta get some more of it
BronwynECG
17:17:39
oh btw batwench since you’re a tea connosieur , is it heresy to put some honey in tea?
GBRedneck
17:17:46
when is the photo show on
mullerbiker
17:18:05
BronwynECG: no honey is an acceptable sweetener
BronwynECG
17:18:07
GBRedneck: the photo show was on a couple of hours ago
batwench
17:18:07
It seems to be an american thing. I only put honey in fruit tea. Will have to try it.
GBRedneck
17:18:20
thanks BronwynECG
BronwynECG
17:18:39
mullerbiker batwench ahh okay
batwench
17:18:42
Damn you having a KISMET
BronwynECG
17:18:47
GBRedneck: no problem
mullerbiker
17:18:55
batwench: get down quick.....
mullerbiker
17:19:07
I photo me lunch for you
batwench
17:19:09
mullerbiker: only because you know I am off
batwench
17:19:15
on the 20th
GBRedneck
17:19:25
thanks guys
BronwynECG
17:19:28
batwench: i used to drink earl grey. I am forever humiliated that it was half tea half milk
BronwynECG
17:19:31
ACTION hides head in shame 
Mullerbiker_
17:19:45
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batwench
17:19:47
Hate Earl Grey, but it is Ewen ’s tea of choice
BronwynECG
17:20:39
Ewen: only problem may be is that some printers MAY not print a picture of a dollar bill
DeepPan
17:20:45
doesn’t muller have some dollar bills from “makin’ it rain”? :D
batwench
17:20:56
BronwynECG: how can they tell if it is a dollar bill or not?
GBR
17:21:03
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batwench
17:21:24
Right guys will hopefully see you later
batwench
17:21:27
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BronwynECG
17:22:34
batwench: there are some yellow dots printed on the bill that imaging software uses as a security measure
mullerbiker
17:22:40
See you later alegators
GBRedneck
17:22:42
what was that dollar bill called?
GBRedneck
17:22:48
*app called
GBRedneck
17:23:27
aah 1600
GBRedneck
17:23:38
ACTION should read the screen a little more often
BronwynECG
17:24:43
maccast: $100 in circulation…..
BronwynECG
17:24:57
$1000 might just be between banks maccast
mullerbiker
17:25:39
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BronwynECG
17:25:40
Ewen maccast i have 2 $2 bills :)
DeepPan
17:26:45
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BronwynECG
17:26:46
later :)
bobbeach
17:26:49
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BronwynECG
17:26:56
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maccast
17:27:50
@BronwynECG: "All outstanding United States Notes, which were issued in denominations of $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, $100, $500, and $1,000, may be redeemed at face value by the U.S. Treasury Department. Payment would be made in the form of a Treasury check."
maccast
17:28:14
From the U.S. Department of the Treasury
maccast
17:30:03
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GBRedneck
17:35:17
still there Ewen ?
bobbeach
17:44:30
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bobbeach
17:47:22
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GBRedneck
18:02:41
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skidmarks
18:38:20
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taxi_cab
18:39:57
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pitchforkz
19:13:02
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pitchforkz
19:13:13
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Mullerbiker
19:29:48
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DeepPan
19:36:56
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mullerbiker_
19:43:12
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mullerbiker_
19:43:15
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mullerbiker_
19:43:33
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mullerbiker_
19:44:18
Hello all
pitchforkz
19:45:50
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pitchforkz
19:46:02
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batwench
19:46:54
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batwench
19:47:43
Is the video stream live?
DeepPan
19:48:33
if it is, it’s very dark, and quiet
GBRedneck
19:54:43
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batwench
19:54:51
I wonder if they know?
GBRedneck
19:54:54
Evenin all
DeepPan
19:55:46
Maybe if we all stay very quiet they’ll think there’s no one here
DeepPan
19:55:54
or is that Carol singers? :D
batwench
19:56:51
It’s alive
Ewen
19:56:59
Evening
DeepPan
19:57:01
say he name three times and he shall appear! :D
SwampRat
19:57:38
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DeepPan
19:58:15
Gareth! :D
richard_harkness
20:00:04
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richard_harkness
20:00:13
Boo Yah!
paulums
20:01:35
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paulums
20:03:25
not line 4 Ewen?
mullerbiker_
20:04:47
paulums: we got the decorators in on line 4
DeepPan
20:05:16
setting the bar pretty high
batwench
20:07:21
Mullerbiker: why are you greyed out on the chat list
batwench
20:07:49
Sorry it seems that it is your alternate name
mullerbiker_
20:07:59
I was reading my story 😄
DeepPan
20:08:05
you can still look at the menu when you’re on a diet! :D
batwench
20:08:27
paulums: Brum is NOT north
GBRedneck
20:09:02
brum is north of Watford so counts as up north
batwench
20:09:16
DeepPan: I can window shop but not try on lol
mullerbiker_
20:09:56
batwench: it is if you in Antarctica
batwench
20:10:55
I have missed my works do. Bad form to turn up when off ill.
batwench
20:12:16
WHat a tree?
batwench
20:12:35
I can be at the sea in 5 mins
batwench
20:13:05
Yellowish paulums
batwench
20:13:52
paulums: you could have just done a head. That would have been funnier
batwench
20:14:23
Bloke in green t short
JeffG
20:15:59
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batwench
20:16:04
Ewen: you leave the cat alone.
DeepPan
20:16:10
PussyCast
batwench
20:16:21
it would be a PodCat!
batwench
20:16:33
Ewen yes
JeffG
20:16:42
The Nightshade PodCat
richard_harkness
20:16:50
Batwench wins - The Podcat
batwench
20:17:10
JeffG: I think that if you did a podcat for cats by NightShade it would be a hit
DeepPan
20:17:39
Elf Wank, hard to reach
batwench
20:17:51
Who has got Ewen’s tinsel in a tangle tonight?
batwench
20:18:43
No distraught Cat’s on my watch
batwench
20:19:51
JeffG: get an old imac, take out the inners and make it into a cat bed, I did, you can also use an eMac
JeffG
20:20:00
I love it!
batwench
20:20:09
Who it david fairclough?
mullerbiker_
20:20:46
batwench: he was on Coronation st
batwench
20:21:25
mullerbiker_: that was Len
mullerbiker_
20:22:03
JeffG: you should say I want to to die Mr Bond
JeffG
20:22:12
HA!
richard_harkness
20:22:22
Jeffs camera is razor sharp
mullerbiker_
20:22:47
Coming snigger
paulums
20:23:09
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paulums
20:23:23
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richard_harkness
20:23:40
mullerbiker_ your in innuendo central tonight
richard_harkness
20:23:58
you’re
mullerbiker_
20:26:07
And hot boss
batwench
20:26:17
paulums: I have had no problems with three when I called them up, also O2 I found were very good
DeepPan
20:26:58
you should be able to convert your contract to a sim only 12month contract easy enough
batwench
20:27:26
I went from contract to sim only month with 3 no worries.
trigger
20:27:40
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batwench
20:28:11
I went in the shop and they did it there an then. You come up to visit the Workington store. They are very good
DeepPan
20:30:41
Ask them for a PAC code and tell them you’re changing provider, see if they pull their finger out
mullerbiker_
20:32:19
DeepPan: then you can PAC em in?
DeepPan
20:32:30
Sky Mobile is on O2 network
batwench
20:32:51
paulums: I have, with 3 a £15 per month sim only all you can eat data with 200 mins. This is why I now buy my phones not go on to contract.
trigger
20:32:53
90 divided by 1.26 = £71. wow
batwench
20:33:07
Our locums are brill.
batwench
20:33:24
Bless you JeffG
JeffG
20:33:37
Thanks! :)
batwench
20:33:50
I can’t even remember my own name sometimes, HOw on earth does Dr Secy do it?
mullerbiker_
20:33:54
My Drs has 30 doctors and 100's of 1000 of patients
batwench
20:34:50
There’s somebody at the door, oh theres sombody at the door. Beware the emu
mullerbiker_
20:35:21
Someone knocking at the door, someone ringing the bell... do me favour and let em in
richard_harkness
20:35:46
my three bill £20 Unlimited Data, 200 Minutes, unlimited texts and 13Gb tethering
DeepPan
20:36:14
I’ve got a Vodafone Sim only 12 month, unlimited minutes & SMS, 20GB per month, £16 per month :)
paulums
20:36:20
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paulums
20:36:30
>> Joins the chat room
richard_harkness
20:36:35
SIM only deal here too
trigger
20:36:41
I am a very very very light user. 1p a MB on three
batwench
20:36:55
DeepPan: thats good. unfortunaly Vodaphone coverage up here leaves a lot to be desired
mullerbiker_
20:37:17
batwench: tin cans and string in your area
batwench
20:37:31
paulums: wait for the new android nokia phone :-)
DeepPan
20:37:40
batwench, I only got that deal because they messed me about and I asked for the PAC code to leave
richard_harkness
20:37:44
My 3 coverage is generally good. Better 4G coverage would be welcomed
batwench
20:37:44
mullerbiker_: tin cans - that be witchcraft
mullerbiker_
20:38:06
No Withings watch yet 😕
batwench
20:38:19
mullerbiker_: has been released yet?
mullerbiker_
20:38:57
Well delivery was December onwards
DeepPan
20:39:11
not worth the stress, just change provider
mullerbiker_
20:39:35
EE got a great sim only deal at moment
batwench
20:40:06
mullerbiker_: just asked mr B and he hasn’t heard nowt. But he is not worried
mullerbiker_
20:40:20
Nor me just excited 😅
DeepPan
20:40:22
network providers are now of the mindset that most people won’t change networks, so they’re happy to treat customers like crap
SwampRat
20:40:55
My $15 Tracfone flip phone does all I need, makes and receives the occasional call. Just $20 every 90 days.
batwench
20:41:23
How come it is soooo expensive in the states
batwench
20:42:11
JeffG: I think nightshade is sneaking back up behind you
trigger
20:43:08
clearly the US must have thousands more base stations than the US
trigger
20:43:18
*UK
DeepPan
20:43:57
Paulums, any other providers got acceptable coverage where you are?
mullerbiker_
20:44:03
Nanu Nanu
paulums
20:44:17
I chose my stories for discussion
mullerbiker_
20:44:31
paulums: zzzzzzzzz
paulums
20:44:42
deeppan Norfolk is terrible
Ewen
20:44:55
And we’ve had a good discussion @Paulums
paulums
20:44:56
mullerbiker WTF????
mullerbiker_
20:45:19
paulums: 🎣😆
batwench
20:45:30
I like O2, you get to speak to scottosh people.
batwench
20:45:44
mullerbiker_: is ewen off to the loo and asking you to keep the show running
mullerbiker_
20:46:12
batwench: no he went of to finish his biccies
batwench
20:46:20
Bless
JeffG
20:47:07
Nightshade moved from my lap to her bed behind me. Seems she's happy for now.
batwench
20:47:09
Roaming
DeepPan
20:47:55
that was a slick link! ;)
mullerbiker_
20:48:33
DeepPan: what do you expect
mullerbiker_
20:48:51
You can already roam of three 😂
DeepPan
20:48:54
crap jokes from you muller :D
paulums
20:49:11
deeppan thats the form mate
batwench
20:50:33
According to Mr B - not yet but they are proposing it.
batwench
20:50:40
mullerbiker_: we have 4g in whitehaven
batwench
20:50:54
EE apparenlty - I don’t know I am on 3.
DeepPan
20:51:09
In the UK, would that be the mobile equivelant of the Local Loop Unbundling?
batwench
20:55:06
Didn’t you also get charged through the nose for text messages? JeffG
TomF
20:55:13
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JeffG
20:55:42
Oh, yes! We paid per message, incoming and outgoing.
batwench
20:56:09
I remember the annena for rabbit phones, you could only get to make or recieve a call by one of those
trigger
20:56:26
do you still pay as the recipient of calls and texts in the US?
TomF
20:56:39
Yes!
SwampRat
20:56:40
I missed out on those days, since I didn't get my first cellphone until last year.
JeffG
20:56:50
We have unlimited calling now.
DeepPan
20:57:10
Mercury was the first to offer free calls
TomF
20:57:16
Depends on plan, but incoming/outgoing count the same
JeffG
20:57:23
And unlimited texting. They're getting us on the data plans,
AndyColeman
20:57:35
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TomF
20:57:51
Agree with the data JeffG
batwench
20:58:01
It is a bit like the pricing at Ikea - some things are dirt cheap fpr what it is and other things you can’t figure out how they seem to charge so much
TomF
20:58:20
Still have my original unlimited iPhone data plan
batwench
20:58:37
I have a land line as if the power goes down, which it does around her quite a bit
batwench
20:58:40
e
batwench
20:58:48
We have contact with the outside world
mullerbiker_
20:59:00
I'm doing the manaquin challenge 😂
SwampRat
20:59:20
I switched from a regular landline at home to VOIP last year, after I got speedier internet.
trigger
21:00:06
the only benefit of a land line is it may be operational in a power cut if the network is up
batwench
21:00:18
trigger: thats why we keep ours up
batwench
21:00:37
Cable.. Cumbria Does not compute
batwench
21:01:24
Ewen Our phones work when we have had a power cut and our local street exhange is on fibre
SwampRat
21:01:26
Last big outtage we had a little over a year ago, the pots line was down until the power came back on. That's when I decided it wasn't any better than VOIP would be, and switched over.
DeepPan
21:01:56
Paulums needs a calming cat sitting on his lap :)
batwench
21:02:12
I can purr for paulums anytime]
JeffG
21:02:12
That works wonders!
JeffG
21:02:25
Did it just get hot in here?
DeepPan
21:02:36
lol
batwench
21:02:55
paulums: you need to use a provider like UK2.Net for back up :-)
DeepPan
21:03:21
This Week In Comms :D
richard_harkness
21:03:49
deerrrrr
mullerbiker_
21:04:03
Not really 😆😂
batwench
21:05:02
JeffG: so they cut off their nose to spite their face!
paulums
21:05:10
The Pocket Show is BACK!!!!!!!!
mullerbiker_
21:05:42
paulums: not the back pocket otherwise you might sit on it
mullerbiker_
21:05:49
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21:06:09
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paulums
21:06:42
Mullerbiker I am going to give you a series of words and I challenge you to make an inappropriate joke about it...
paulums
21:06:49
Banana
TomF
21:07:15
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker_
21:07:33
Your banana is bent... oh err missus
batwench
21:07:36
And Ewen thought his law degree would not be handy in tech pop casting Lol. It’s like watching HIGNFY.
DeepPan
21:07:45
Good job there isn’t another tech company that’s obsessed with making all of their products thinner :D
paulums
21:07:51
Mullerbiker -Gerbil
mullerbiker_
21:08:35
I went to Munich had a coffee they gave me a GerBill
paulums
21:08:42
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21:08:52
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paulums
21:09:14
mullerbiker that was shite - you're losing your touch mate
batwench
21:09:26
OHH Rouge one day
DeepPan
21:09:28
Merry Christmas Samsung owners! :D
paulums
21:09:34
Dildo
mullerbiker_
21:09:35
paulums: wasn't bad for a quickie
paulums
21:09:59
Angry Brummie
paulums
21:10:27
mullerbiker look at your concentration
mullerbiker_
21:10:52
mullerbiker_
21:10:52

A: Neither did I
mullerbiker_
21:11:28
Did you go to a Dido concert and listen to her sing in tune? Nor me
paulums
21:11:55
Mullerbiker - donkey sperm
mullerbiker_
21:13:16
Two donkey sperm walking down the street how do you know which one is happy? One with egg on its face
DeepPan
21:13:19
In the US arent the phone updates controlled by the carriers, not the phone maker?
Ewen
21:13:52
Thats what Jeff Said @DeepPan
paulums
21:14:12
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21:14:23
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mullerbiker_
21:15:06
paulums: will Samsung take note?
DeepPan
21:15:52
I doubt they’ll name another product “Note”, might not even use “Galaxy” brand either
SwampRat
21:17:30
People keeping those phones are probably the same people that voted for Trump
batwench
21:17:46
I must admit I was very impressed by the way that Samsung handled it. they could have said ‘you’re charging it wrong’ a la Apple and you’re holding it wrong
richard_harkness
21:18:19
There is collateral damage to their names. Any time non-techy people discuss this issue they refer to it as the Samsung Galaxy 7 most of the time
batwench
21:21:41
Ewen: she could just be one scary bunny boiler -
paulums
21:22:04
Glad to see Phil Collins on the Show tonight
DeepPan
21:22:24
he’s let himself go Paulums :D
mullerbiker_
21:22:24
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paulums
21:23:11
Another day in paradise
DeepPan
21:23:39
No Jacket Required
richard_harkness
21:23:52
Su-su-sudio!!
paulums
21:23:52
Not seriously
DeepPan
21:24:13
Got to hear both sides of the story
DeepPan
21:24:26
I wish someone would take him home!
DeepPan
21:24:27
:D
batwench
21:25:45
Do the police have time to do it as well.
paulums
21:26:00
We live separate lives
mullerbiker_
21:26:14
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batwench
21:31:33
I still can’t figure out SnapCat.
batwench
21:32:11
Heck paulums was probably on the bulleting boards on the old BBC like I was
batwench
21:33:01
God help her when she starts dating. There will be a tracking device in her clothes
richard_harkness
21:33:26
Stop it Batwench you’re giving him ideas
DeepPan
21:33:26
Tim Berners-Lee? I helped him with all that! :D
DeepPan
21:34:05
I remember when all this was just CompuServe rooms
batwench
21:34:35
Poor lad. Was Ellis ok?
batwench
21:35:10
The weirdo’s will get through no matter what.
batwench
21:35:49
paulums: people like you and Ewen are good examples of parenting. Not all people are.
paulums
21:36:04
thanks batwech xxx
batwench
21:36:30
JeffG: have you heard of Ali Express - look for Lepin (not the lego) damn fine
batwench
21:37:17
Mullerbiker: we still have the dinosaurs in engineering. Most female engineers I know have more balls than the blokes, cause they have to
JeffG
21:37:48
I've seen Lepin stuff before. Lego REALLY doesn't like those guys!
batwench
21:38:13
JeffG: I have bought some stuff from them - will be getting some more
JeffG
21:38:21
Cool!
DeepPan
21:38:24
TH
batwench
21:38:58
Bloody hell paulums you seemed very well trained. Like Mr B/
batwench
21:39:32
It;s called conversation - it is what I was brought up with. We all sat down to a meal together and talked as a family.
batwench
21:40:15
Like Mr B - he does what he is told aswell
batwench
21:40:37
In fact Mr B is currnenty ironing.
batwench
21:40:51
It’s his Friday night treat.
batwench
21:41:10
OHHH The look lush
BronwynECG
21:41:31
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mullerbiker_
21:41:35
They altering the machine for Ewen 😂
BronwynECG
21:41:45
Okay I’m here. Show may start now :D
paulums
21:41:48
batwench - totally agree - nothing beats talking
batwench
21:42:02
We love our Hoya glasses
richard_harkness
21:42:12
Must make kids feel whats on your screen is more important than them is something I’ve switched onto. They speak - phone goes to my side until they finish talking or at v least look up at them.
paulums
21:42:25
bronnwynecg whre you been girl I am rubbing my legs for you
batwench
21:42:41
paulums: like a cricket
mullerbiker_
21:43:38
batwench: he rubbed the Star Wars logo off his sweat pants doing it
batwench
21:43:54
but what about his lightsabre?
mullerbiker_
21:44:07
batwench: I
mullerbiker_
21:44:55
JeffG: as a watch?
batwench
21:45:19
Wrist action!
BronwynECG
21:45:33
SO apparently I arrived in chat room just in time for JeffG sex toy of the week :P
Mullerbiker
21:46:52
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BronwynECG
21:46:56
wasn’t the remote control cock ring courtesy of batwench ?
DeepPan
21:47:04
Easy way to find the wife in the supermarket, listen for the squeal :D
batwench
21:47:12
Why am I getting blamed this time!
skidmarks
21:47:25
I bet the battery has been thoroughly tested ;)
BronwynECG
21:47:28
not blaming you batwench i thought you were the one who found it :D
DeepPan
21:47:39
you don’t want that battery exploding
batwench
21:47:59
BronwynECG: okay I rose to the challenge
DeepPan
21:47:59
shwood
richard_harkness
21:48:12
a ha ha ha ha ha DeepPan you’re killing me
paulums
21:48:13
Dil-don't-do that that
BronwynECG
21:48:20
thumbs up batwench :D
batwench
21:48:56
It’s not a thumb you put it on
BronwynECG
21:49:21
heh :D
batwench
21:49:23
Will have to look for it in Whitehaven
BronwynECG
21:50:15
paulums Ewen every time I see one of those cardboard 3d viweer things i think of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/View-Master :P
batwench
21:50:17
VR with that and a bluetooth sex toy - total experience
pitchforkz
21:50:21
my oculus turned up today, now just gotta wait till 21st till me new pc turns up to run it lol
JeffG
21:50:32
You found the cock ring I was thinking of, BW! Well done!
mullerbiker
21:51:21
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batwench
21:51:57
Now that in 3d would be excellent as a game
BronwynECG
21:53:02
paulums: hahahhahaahahhah XD
richard_harkness
21:53:14
Lucky you pitchforkz. Should be great fun!
pitchforkz
21:53:34
:)
paulums
21:53:36
BronwynECG my knees are naked
mullerbiker
21:53:55
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
21:53:59
ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh paulums sexy legs :D
richard_harkness
21:54:05
bare below the knees paulums thats filth!
DeepPan
21:54:11
How was kitty, JeffG?
JeffG
21:54:33
She's doing well. Sleeping nicely in her bed behind me.
DeepPan
21:54:41
awww :)
mullerbiker
21:54:54
paulums: slagging 3 off online 😄😆
BronwynECG
21:56:04
Ewen: now do the show over. I missed most of it :D
pitchforkz
21:56:15
greats shows again today as always !!!!
batwench
21:57:24
BronwynECG: well the 1st 3 stories were about phones.
mullerbiker
21:57:43
BronwynECG: mine wasn't
batwench
21:57:46
Right lads. I am off tonight.
BronwynECG
21:57:49
batwench figures with this lot :D
batwench
21:57:53
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mullerbiker
21:57:57
batwench: night
DeepPan
22:00:06
do those be thumbs! :D
SwampRat
22:00:20
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:02:26
Ewen: guitar concert tonight? :D
BronwynECG
22:02:57
awwwwwwwwwww no purple rain? :(
BronwynECG
22:03:00
ACTION sniff
BronwynECG
22:04:11
okay later guys :)
mullerbiker
22:04:13
Byeee
DeepPan
22:04:16
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:04:18
later sexy legs paulums :P
Ewen
22:04:20
Thansk Everyone
Ewen
22:04:24
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
22:04:26
bye, gang!
pitchforkz
22:04:37
bye
paulums
22:04:40
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
22:04:44
<< Leaves the chat room
pitchforkz
22:04:48
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:05:11
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
22:07:09
<< Leaves the chat room
AndyColeman
22:09:08
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richard_harkness
22:12:23
<< Leaves the chat room
skidmarks
22:14:19
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
23:00:20
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trigger
23:07:37
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PaulDixon
23:25:50
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August 14 2018 21:32:46