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        #vodsquad
      
     
    
      
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        Does anyone know if there is a commentary show for thr apple event tongiht?
      
     
    
      
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        Evening all
      
     
    
      
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        Is there a show with the Apple event tonight
      
     
    
      
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        So what do we think is coming at six
      
     
    
      
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        Hello peeps studio booting up standby
      
     
    
      
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        Anyone get any thoughts on the surface studio?
      
     
    
      
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        Looks nice but looks too expensive and what exactly does it do
      
     
    
      
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        evening guys
      
     
    
      
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        can i ask if there is a direct url / stream link i can use to play this directly on a Kodi box?
      
     
    
      
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        the live stream i mean
      
     
    
      
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        also now getting a "the video could not be loaded, either because the the server or network failed or because the format is not supported" message.
      
     
    
      
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        /btn-live.uk
      
     
    
      
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        muller???
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen, hello mate. Line 4?
      
     
    
      
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        No mate Line 2 as per the message I sent you LOL
      
     
    
      
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        hello? 
      
     
    
      
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        problems with video stream?
      
     
    
      
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        AAAPPPPPLLLLLEEEE
      
     
    
      
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        :( :( :( 
      
     
    
      
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        broken?
      
     
    
      
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        broken stream :( been waiting all week for this and OF COURSE something decides to break right now 
      
     
    
      
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        WE'll be righe with ya girl
      
     
    
      
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        right even
      
     
    
    
      
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        video now!
      
     
    
      
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        yay !!!! ewen face! 
      
     
    
    
      
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        only right hand audio
      
     
    
      
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        yay sexy legs paulums !! :P 
      
     
    
      
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        there is right hand audio but the pan is off
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG love ya girl
      
     
    
      
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        then OF COURSE it decides to rain so if I drop off suddenly it’s cause the electric went out :(
      
     
    
      
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        video is working again! woohoo
      
     
    
      
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        direct url for Kodi playback of live feed?
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen:  we’ve got shit electric lines. so when the weeather gets REALLY bad the lines break 
      
     
    
      
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        and hello from Barcelona
      
     
    
      
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        Bad Mac Pro leak the other day 
      
     
    
      
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        loud and clear here
      
     
    
      
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        ACTION long distance hug for Ewen 
      
     
    
      
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        shut up mullerbiker 
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG: 😀
      
     
    
    
      
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        Ewen:  you DID see the wireleass headphones are on hold, right ? :) 
      
     
    
      
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        Hows the audio Balance. Are we drowning Tim out sufficiently
      
     
    
      
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        beautiful audio as always Ewen  
      
     
    
      
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        okay good :)
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG: they can't make phones so they have to concentrate on the other late products
      
     
    
      
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        Audio is great - you can hear Tim but when you are all speaking we can hear BTN rather than Tim
      
     
    
      
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        I think Apple got sick of the bitching and moaning babies complaining aboutlosing them Ewen  and I BET YOU Apple is gonna throw in a neck strap :) 
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen:  ^
      
     
    
      
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        ACTION old lady brain 
      
     
    
      
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        The alzimers phone
      
     
    
      
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        maccast: you would
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen OCD boy calm down
      
     
    
      
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        I’m just looking forward to non-iphone hardware upgrades
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen - its artistic!
      
     
    
      
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        batwench: good for water skiing
      
     
    
      
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        wait the curry place doesn’t deliver? O.o
      
     
    
      
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        Oh I think ewen in Hangry . mullerbiker get him a take out before he kills someones
      
     
    
      
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        I apprive this message ^ :P 
      
     
    
      
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        approve*
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG: no but he will for us.... But we like eating in the restaurant
      
     
    
      
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        did DocRock say beating an arse??? me me me
      
     
    
      
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        SHOW TITLE Alexa beats Siri’s ass *winkyface :P 
      
     
    
      
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        You know me?
      
     
    
      
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        paulums: really and you have kids!
      
     
    
      
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        batwench - i do indeed
      
     
    
      
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        Cmon apple I want my new 15in rmbp 
      
     
    
      
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        1600 I though that was the number of iPhone 7 delivered
      
     
    
      
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        batwench: no it's funny
      
     
    
      
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        hahahaahah XD 
      
     
    
      
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        No muller that's delivery days from order
      
     
    
    
      
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        Wtf twitter on atv. Ugh Tim not good
      
     
    
      
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        ACTION bored
      
     
    
      
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        wake me up when something interesting happens
      
     
    
      
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        Žźżžźż
      
     
    
      
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        Already at 1:16 time wise makes me think no new mac pros unless full 2 hour event
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        paulums: my mam says at your end you should know which end is which
      
     
    
      
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        ya know Ewen  if this whole podcasting / photograhy career fails to take off you can always be that deep voice “In a world…” guy :P 
      
     
    
      
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        Anyone know how hard it really is to learn how to program an Arduino?
      
     
    
      
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        If that can combine my Plex shows and Amazon shows I’ll be grabbing a new Apple TV very soon.  If it can support iPlayer as well I’ll be very happy
      
     
    
      
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        Is the sound on the feed being a little cut outy jumpy?
      
     
    
      
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        Its just a shame we cant get most of those shows in the UK.
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen: you could be evil and make him read the books
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen:  doen’t let him read the books til he’s 25 then :P 
      
     
    
      
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        Just bought new big bang theory didn't realise it was out.
      
     
    
      
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        like listening to Norman Collier
      
     
    
      
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        Hah he's a guy most likely
      
     
    
      
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        hulu is a shit company to me now. Never using it ever again
      
     
    
      
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        Parents say that becuase they dont want kids to see ppl on tv shagging more than mum and dad :P
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG: I am not impressed they blocked my vpn. I now have to go to other less respertable sites to watch my shoes
      
     
    
      
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        This will be fine as long as it is easy for any provider to add their shows in
      
     
    
      
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        I'm hungry now too batwench
      
     
    
      
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        I just had a lovely tea.
      
     
    
      
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        Why do they need a keynote for this crap
      
     
    
      
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        batwench share mama
      
     
    
      
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        mullerbiker to piss you off :P
      
     
    
      
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        DocRock: not even that good....
      
     
    
      
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        TV app will be no real use in UK of course
      
     
    
      
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        DocRock: I am following Slimming world so did Chinese Chicken with lettuce wraps. very nommy.
      
     
    
      
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        bobbeach: will be for stuff we have bought
      
     
    
      
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        I buy very few tv shows
      
     
    
    
      
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        Can I get f1 instead of sky ripping me off?
      
     
    
      
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        I wish BT sport was on apple TV
      
     
    
      
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        I probably have enough time to walk to the fridge
      
     
    
      
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        And stick lunch in microwave
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        Does it have robot sex
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        Freeze?
      
     
    
      
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        Sunday roast!
      
     
    
      
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        Not freeze think it is my link - its raining so BT really gets shite
      
     
    
      
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        There is not a lot of whopping from the audience - I think they have 1/2 dead zombies in
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
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        Woo something this year
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
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        If tv app integrates with iplayer and itv hub and bt sport and amazon prime (assuming these come to the apple tv), it will be ok
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        But it has made Tim a lot of money so he should be getting hard over it
      
     
    
      
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        If apple made carlsberg?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        Still havent updated to serra - worth it>?
      
     
    
      
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        If Apple made surface he he
      
     
    
      
        smoik
      
      
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        Is SnapScan working yet?
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
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        @smoik Some models
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        paulums: does your petrol station watch open your Mac?
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
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        Check the updates on the ScanSnap site
      
     
    
      
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        @maccast That sounds bad for me, I am still using a very old model
      
     
    
      
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        Don't care I want hardware
      
     
    
      
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        Why the fuck is Tim telling us about features in Sierra we already know about!
      
     
    
      
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        That thing looks 10 pounds+ 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        Al oooo min e um say the bloody word correctly
      
     
    
      
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        WoW it's my new Macbook called "Macbook Retro Pro"
      
     
    
      
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        I'm not sure if the old scanners are effected or not
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:32:03      
      
        We all miss your 17”
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:32:29      
      
        oh that looks so sexy
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:32:40      
      
        I do. All the time
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        18:32:52      
      
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        batwench
      
      
        18:33:04      
      
        What no Jony waxing over it sleek lines etc
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
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        paulums
      
      
        18:33:06      
      
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        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:33:10      
      
        evenin all
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:33:11      
      
        once JUST ONCE I’d like apple to say “It’s absolutely mediocre…” XD 
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:33:13      
      
        We're ma wallet
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:33:25      
      
        I must admit I do not use the track pad. i have to use a mouse.
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:33:44      
      
        please dont let it have that shite keyboard from the MacBook retina
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:33:48      
      
        Mind you DocRock will only buy one unless it comes in rose gold
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:33:51      
      
        I don't want thin I want battery
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        18:33:51      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:34:00      
      
        couldn't agree more mullerbiker 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:34:21      
      
        just tell me the battery lasts two days straight
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:34:31      
      
        And the thinner will it goes in your back pack
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:34:35      
      
        the rest of the time the battery is gay?
      
     
    
      
        borobarrister
      
      
        18:34:37      
      
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        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:34:46      
      
        Will it flex in your backpack
      
     
    
      
        borobarrister
      
      
        18:35:02      
      
        Looks like the illuminated apple has gone
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:35:24      
      
        wtf is it about making this stuff thinner? whats the point
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        18:35:35      
      
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        batwench
      
      
        18:35:45      
      
        Use the force Luke!
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:35:49      
      
        this is america GBRedneck  EVERYTHING has to be skinny and slim and light 
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:35:51      
      
        2 USB c fuck no
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:36:16      
      
        The best bollocks we ever spoken
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:36:17      
      
        GBRedneck: regardless of actual performance
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:36:20      
      
        What the heck is butterfly
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:36:33      
      
        It's not a track pad it's an ms track pad
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:36:34      
      
        can't stand the keyboard on the MacBook retina, mine gets very little use 
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        18:36:35      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:36:39      
      
        I DO happen to like the Magic Strip across the top thouh
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:36:49      
      
        GBRedneck: but what aabout the keyboard?
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:37:07      
      
        ihate the keyboard batwench 
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:37:22      
      
        oh well looks like i am going back to a dell machine as my laptop
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        18:37:24      
      
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        batwench
      
      
        18:37:30      
      
        GBRedneck: you really dont have the mind in the gutter like me
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:37:39      
      
        paulums: you are more in and out than a fiddlers elbow
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:37:41      
      
        or a refurb of the old model
      
     
    
      
        Craig_
      
      
        18:37:56      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:37:56      
      
        I bet apple will get rid of the screen and keyboard next
      
     
    
      
        paulums
      
      
        18:38:04      
      
        batwench I keep losing the feed
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:38:21      
      
        Wow what a original name!!!
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:38:44      
      
        paulums: get that donkey running faster in its wheel
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:38:56      
      
        next iteration will be palm rejection :P 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:39:25      
      
        Ewen: Unless you want to use the keyboard short cuts - a lot of them us the function keys
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:40:03      
      
        Oled keyboard next?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:40:34      
      
        There are less chips at harry ramsdens
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:40:35      
      
        we won't need a keyboard
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:40:47      
      
        lets just make it a friggin ipad
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:40:51      
      
        Ferengi!
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:40:55      
      
        and discontinue the mac
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:41:07      
      
        Is it me or is he starting to look more and more like a muppet of himself
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:41:11      
      
        I think it is the eyebrows
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:42:07      
      
        I see 3 more machines on stage all laptops?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:42:58      
      
        Well I suppose having a touch strip is cheaper than making one with an entire touch screen
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:43:01      
      
        And when it sends that file to the wrong person?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:43:09      
      
        mullerbiker: then it gets awkward
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:43:20      
      
        batwench: yep
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:43:58      
      
        pro machine and we're all about emoji's
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:44:14      
      
        I could see this being quite good for us normal users. 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:44:27      
      
        I quite like it I could see me using it alot
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:44:46      
      
        Cmon apple tell me have to send you $5k+ tonight
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:45:19      
      
        sorry this is bullshit
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:45:28      
      
        Fix photos first
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        18:46:05      
      
        The notebook price will be with the note book price is always
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:46:25      
      
        Don't care about this ... Stop it duplicating photos in photo library
      
     
    
      
        borobarrister
      
      
        18:46:57      
      
        will 13" Air get retina now?
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:47:22      
      
        it will be replaced with the MacBook child
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:47:30      
      
        macbook novelty
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:47:34      
      
        Damm already sitting at 1:50 almost
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:47:37      
      
        macbook gimmick
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:47:53      
      
        I do not use the track pad anyway. My RSI really does not like it when I do
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:48:37      
      
        My eyes not liking my 11in air even with big text these days
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:49:13      
      
        is ti my imagination or have ALL the dudes suddenly started wearing jeans after Jobs died? 
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:49:27      
      
        That's nice
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:49:46      
      
        Well the UK store still has the old MBPro on it
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:49:55      
      
        i shall be ordering one in the morning
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:49:58      
      
        BronwynECG: are they ijeans the best jeans ever worn
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        18:51:30      
      
        Please dont fuze the memory inside 
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        18:51:41      
      
        I hate when they do that even thought it's faster
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:51:43      
      
        you know the memory will all be onboard
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:52:36      
      
        And how much power does it eat doing all of that?
      
     
    
    
      
        Craig_
      
      
        18:52:55      
      
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        DocRock
      
      
        18:52:59      
      
        Been at 60W for two generations and going down
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:53:12      
      
        zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:53:23      
      
        Take ma money
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        18:53:36      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:53:39      
      
        where da mac mini..? 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:53:44      
      
        F_hanshaw: if you are being generous you can get me one to :-)
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        18:53:47      
      
        Explain why it's bullshit
      
     
    
      
        DocRock
      
      
        18:53:57      
      
        you have not touched it yet, how do you know
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:54:12      
      
        Sorry I in us 
      
     
    
      
        Gtw
      
      
        18:54:14      
      
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        batwench
      
      
        18:54:29      
      
        F_hanshaw: darn - get BronwynECG one then lol
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:55:28      
      
        Dongles out the arse
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:55:45      
      
        In work I am currenlty using a two screen set up - I didn;t think I would like it but by golly it is ideal
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:55:50      
      
        you can keep your dongles away from MY arse 
      
     
    
      
        Craig_
      
      
        18:55:55      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:55:58      
      
        F_hanshaw: you can get cream for dongles out the arse
      
     
    
      
        smoik
      
      
        18:56:34      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:56:41      
      
        Woman! Now all they need is a person of any other colour than white and they may tick all the diversity boxes
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:56:49      
      
        Synical - me
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:57:18      
      
        A new $50 cable!
      
     
    
      
        Gtw
      
      
        18:57:27      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        18:57:46      
      
        ACTION waiting to hear a ginger beer belch from Ewen  
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:58:01      
      
        Better up than down 
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:58:50      
      
        Has it ended yet?
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        18:58:56      
      
        Yawn that's why I got trackpad / Logitech mx master mouse 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:59:10      
      
        mullerbiker: nope not curry time yet
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        18:59:22      
      
        batwench: coming?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:59:38      
      
        mullerbiker: dont think I can get down there in 1/2 hour
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:00:00      
      
        At this rate you have longer certainly feels so
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:00:02      
      
        botanical artists?!?!?!? What kinda dumb name is that? 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:00:11      
      
        Looks like a florist to me DocRock 
      
     
    
      
        crikeytrousers
      
      
        19:00:40      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        crikeytrousers
      
      
        19:01:13      
      
        ok how do i register
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:01:19      
      
        ACTION wanders off 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:01:30      
      
        Wow she really is trying too hard on the sexy geek look
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:01:49      
      
        Mind you - I do like her specs
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:02:50      
      
        batwench: she wearing Hoya's
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:02:54      
      
        So this is the only new feature on it then that is worth sellying
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:03:28      
      
        mullerbiker: nope but I am :-)
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:04:01      
      
        ACTION snores loudly
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:04:21      
      
        Somebody poke BronwynECG she is starting to dribble in her sleep
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:04:50      
      
        no she doesn’t Hermoine yes
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:05:17      
      
        you are forgiven
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:05:56      
      
        ANOTHER DEMO....
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:06:12      
      
        mullerbiker will not get his car at this rate
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:06:34      
      
        Ewen:  looks like you have enough time to get a curry AND do brain surgery in the time they’re taking to move this thing along 
      
     
    
      
        crikeytrousers
      
      
        19:06:35      
      
        aslong as Paulums dosen't start speaking parcel tounge again
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:06:42      
      
        What blinking acent does he have?
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:07:32      
      
        FFS APPLE ITS A TOUCHBAR
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:07:38      
      
        Next
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:08:07      
      
        mullerbiker: There is no next - there is only touch bar. 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:08:09      
      
        Wouldn't you just use a must in California keyboard
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        19:08:43      
      
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        bobbeach_
      
      
        19:08:44      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:08:47      
      
        Fuck me auto corrupted
      
     
    
      
        WesFL
      
      
        19:08:52      
      
        Just add the touch screen.. 
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:08:55      
      
        Musical keyboard
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:09:05      
      
        mullerbiker: now it makes more sense
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        19:09:06      
      
        i missed the screen specs
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        19:09:11      
      
        new resolution
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:09:22      
      
        GBRedneck: I think we all missed that
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach_
      
      
        19:09:24      
      
        Muzak!
      
     
    
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        19:09:38      
      
        do we get a second video card to drive the new touchpad?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:09:43      
      
        WesFL: cheaper to do a touch strip
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:09:55      
      
        GBRedneck: I think it has its own chip
      
     
    
      
        jingo_man
      
      
        19:11:00      
      
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        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:11:03      
      
        Touch screen and fold they keyboard underneath
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        19:11:13      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        19:11:21      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:11:23      
      
        Jony  yyyyyyyyeeeeesssss
      
     
    
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:11:48      
      
        My last few remarks have been appled
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        19:11:56      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        19:11:59      
      
        How long have they spent on one machine?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:12:13      
      
        F_hanshaw: its not as if they have a lot to do really
      
     
    
      
        WesFL
      
      
        19:12:13      
      
        It's the best Macbook Pro... here we go
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:12:15      
      
        I losing the will to live
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:12:25      
      
        but its jony mullerbiker 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:12:38      
      
        What are butterfly keys?
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        19:12:49      
      
        the pits batwench 
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        19:13:00      
      
        Here comes Jony!
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:13:02      
      
        Batwench when he opens his pay packet is it Jony Cash?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:13:19      
      
        I dont think my MacBook Air (2014) has them
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        19:13:38      
      
        Nope bat 
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        19:14:06      
      
        I got 11in early 2014
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:14:06      
      
        We no longer see Jony in his white room. How do we know that JI is still alive and not just a computer voice they do
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
        19:14:27      
      
        batwench: is Jony Headroom
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:14:32      
      
        Mind you with the touch pad the keyboard looks very far back
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:14:41      
      
        That would be a bugger for typing
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:14:57      
      
        UP TO you notice
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        19:15:16      
      
        Did 13in loose headphone port?
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        19:15:47      
      
        probably not necessary F_hanshaw 
      
     
    
      
        crikeytrousers
      
      
        19:15:51      
      
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        funkydunc
      
      
        19:16:30      
      
        theres one on the 15 i think
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        19:16:31      
      
        15in I think
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:17:13      
      
        No I like my air
      
     
    
      
        GBRedneck
      
      
        19:17:27      
      
        that sounds more interesting - the air that is
      
     
    
      
        PinballWizard13
      
      
        19:18:06      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        F_hanshaw
      
      
        19:20:01      
      
        Ohh 32gb possible on 15
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:20:27      
      
        Hope they dont have samsung made batteries in them....
      
     
    
      
        PinballWizard13
      
      
        19:20:47      
      
        LOL@batwench
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:21:27      
      
        mullerbiker: have you only just noticed that..
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:22:04      
      
        Good point my cats would looooorve that touch strip
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
        19:22:15      
      
        Apple store still dead 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:22:17      
      
        chaos caused by cats running over it
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:22:37      
      
        BronwynECG: UK seem ok have tried it in chrome and safari
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        19:23:02      
      
        I take it back you click on shoppong bad and it says well be right back]
      
     
    
    
      
        Gtw
      
      
        19:23:34      
      
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        PinballWizard13
      
      
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        Gutted no new apple display
      
     
    
      
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        or mac pro
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        I really miss the “one last thing”
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        nope still dead batwench 
      
     
    
      
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        Who slashed in doc's cornflakes this morning?
      
     
    
      
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        Genuinly wanted new display to partner macbook and replace my imac
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
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        me too batwench 
      
     
    
      
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        I liked the strip idea but they did start to flog it to deat
      
     
    
      
        mullerbiker
      
      
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        batwench: one last thing.... The strip is a boat
      
     
    
    
      
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        i personally don't like it
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        DocRock:  apple probably wants to throw in a neck strap into every box so everybody will stop bitching about lsing them :P 
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        now Ewen  go eat!! 
      
     
    
    
      
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        batwench
      
      
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        Enjoy your curry - have a pompadom or two for me
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
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        no big show tonight right? 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        Night all kiss kiss cwtch cwtch
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        ah okay
      
     
    
      
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        BronwynECG
      
      
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        ACTION shakes fist at DocRock  
      
     
    
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        tell me!!!!
      
     
    
    
      
        funkydunc
      
      
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        OMG the prices!!!!! We are up to £4.5k for top spec :((
      
     
    
      
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        I'm still here. As I set my recorder ;)
      
     
    
      
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        i missed from when they started the photoshop demo
      
     
    
      
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        You didnt miss anything after that Robt
      
     
    
    
      
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        nope
      
     
    
      
        tobylloyd
      
      
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        No Mac Mini, No Mac Pro
      
     
    
      
        PinballWizard13
      
      
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        or mac pro or new display or mini
      
     
    
      
        BronwynECG
      
      
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        buh bye Ewen  DocRock  maccast paulums hugs to you all :) 
      
     
    
      
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        19:30:22      
      
        Thanks everyone. Nit Night
      
     
    
      
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        maccast
      
      
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        Bye @BronwynECG
      
     
    
      
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        PinballWizard13
      
      
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        Thanks everyone this is my new favourite way to watch an apple event
      
     
    
      
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        Anyone recommend any other rooms about apple or tech
      
     
    
      
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