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taxi_cab
3:13:49
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GBRedneck
9:33:58
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GBRedneck
13:45:28
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taxi_cab
15:19:26
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mullerbiker
18:42:47
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DeepPan
18:43:11
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mullerbiker
18:45:57
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Ewen
18:46:18
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DeepPan
18:46:39
evening
Ewen
18:47:05
Evening
DeepPan
18:47:21
Is the website video pooped?
DeepPan
18:48:51
ah hah! :)
DeepPan
18:49:07
Vid but no sound
mullerbiker
18:49:40
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DeepPan
18:50:06
No impact from the heavy lightening earlier I hope
DeepPan
18:50:20
storms, I mean :D
mullerbiker
18:53:29
Hello all and batwench she not here but that's not k we can run her down now 😂
DeepPan
18:53:49
hello
DeepPan
18:54:00
yep, loud and proud
DeepPan
18:54:09
how’s everyone diddling?
mullerbiker
18:54:26
Yeah he forgot the 50p in meter
DeepPan
18:54:45
sounds good
Majikman
18:54:45
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Majikman
18:55:04
Evening all
Majikman
18:55:32
What 'only two'?//
DeepPan
18:55:41
Say her name three times and she shall appear!! :D
Gtw
18:55:55
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DeepPan
18:57:05
Ordered your Echo yet? :
DeepPan
18:57:07
:D
Majikman
18:58:04
The chilli is bubbling away and is hot, hot, hot. Peroni out fridge is cold, cold cold. Ready for the show!!
mullerbiker
18:58:31
DeepPan: pardon pardon what what
patrice
18:59:23
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Gtw
19:00:43
Who's on tonight?
DeepPan
19:01:46
Ginger Grouse IS NOT on Amazon!!!!
mullerbiker
19:01:49
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kieren
19:01:49
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SteveS
19:03:23
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SteveS
19:03:43
Hi, y'all
Gtw
19:03:46
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Gtw
19:04:03
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mullerbiker
19:04:31
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DeepPan
19:07:17
delay on Doc’s game feed! :D
DeepPan
19:07:41
It’s only football, not even a proper sport
Paul
19:08:36
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SteveS
19:08:57
Hey, PaulDixon!
Majikman
19:08:59
Sounds like the show title 'f888
PaulDixon
19:09:07
hello!
DeepPan
19:09:45
If they’re American players going to Germany, they probably didn’t turn up until the 2nd half! :D
Gtw
19:10:31
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Gtw
19:10:47
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DocRock
19:11:04
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DocRock
19:11:17
SteveS Blame Lochte
Majikman
19:11:22
HI Paul Dixon
SteveS
19:11:32
That green-haired motherfucker?
mullerbiker
19:11:35
And one of the chief fanboys has cried off
DeepPan
19:12:14
Headline of the week! - iWork Collaboration! :D
SteveS
19:12:29
That's the only thing I was waiting for, DeepPan...
DeepPan
19:12:37
:D
mullerbiker
19:13:51
patrice: fanbouy in chief
patrice
19:13:59
yep! :P
patrice
19:14:08
Do I get a bonus for that? :D
mullerbiker
19:14:13
I was in bed... 😂
Gtw
19:14:28
Store wasn't even up at that time for us was it?
DeepPan
19:14:31
Don’t bother trying to order the new Samsung. They’re going like hot cakes!
SteveS
19:14:51
They're exploding like hot cakes!
mullerbiker
19:15:14
I could sort that out and I'm not even qualified 😏
PaulDixon
19:15:16
Store came up for on time, almost let me checkout, and then it went down for about 10 mins.
kieren
19:15:28
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PaulDixon
19:15:40
for me*
mullerbiker
19:15:50
You know next month they be billions of the shite
DeepPan
19:15:53
No wonder Doc is angry, look how someones dressed him! :D
kieren
19:16:31
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mullerbiker
19:16:51
Law suit will fail
mullerbiker
19:17:27
patrice: the store was stable just the phone had bolted
Gtw
19:17:36
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patrice
19:17:39
nah.. store was also unstable
batwench
19:17:58
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Gtw
19:17:58
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richarddummer
19:18:09
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mullerbiker
19:18:34
patrice: you know jokes? I know your German Stablem bolted doh!
DeepPan
19:18:44
The people that repeat the spin are the ones that can’t see through it
batwench
19:18:53
OK I have had a shite day and now had damn fine gin- BEWARNED
bobbeach
19:19:14
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mullerbiker
19:19:16
Warning batwench is here no batwench jokes she back
batwench
19:19:46
@mullerbiker at least I know how to trim my nose hair
DeepPan
19:19:54
How many headlines would it make if everyone could order any model they wanted and were all told “7 days”?
mullerbiker
19:19:56
SteveS: looks like Majikman
patrice
19:20:00
WarnWench? GInWench?
SteveS
19:20:12
God help us, batwench is here...
mullerbiker
19:20:20
batwench: do you trim all your hair?
batwench
19:20:27
OK who jerked DocRock ’s chain
PaulDixon
19:20:38
Sad thing is, they are messing around their MOST loyal customers.
batwench
19:20:45
mullerbiker: yes…. you care to do it for me I expect a c&G for it
mullerbiker
19:21:08
batwench: we did but he is agreeing with Ewen so buy a lottery ticket
Ewen
19:21:12
FUCK!
bobbeach
19:21:19
Forecasting demand with lots of different models and in many different locations must be very difficult.
patrice
19:21:48
@bobbeach For pre orders???
mullerbiker
19:21:58
batwench: do I get danger money?
batwench
19:22:18
@mullerbiker you can get a Level 3 NVQ Diploma in Beauty Therapy which as p[art off the course gives “Provide male intimate waxing services.” as part of the course
DeepPan
19:22:34
“Brand new customers only”
mullerbiker
19:23:17
batwench: I'm biting my finger I have so many jokes 😏😌😆😭🤒
bobbeach
19:23:20
Upgrade customers should definitely have got a phone first
bobbeach
19:23:49
Steve is right
batwench
19:24:10
mullerbiker: go on it will only hurt you if you dont
richarddummer
19:24:39
hello all
mullerbiker
19:24:40
Ewen: was expecting he be the man in the middle but fanboys are mad too
bobbeach
19:24:46
Phones should have been reserved for the upgrade programme customers
Ewen
19:25:04
Glad I’m not getting the hate mail this week
batwench
19:25:08
I would love to get the BP of the people on this subject at the moment - HIGH
SteveS
19:25:25
I have a BP cuff here, shall I check?
richarddummer
19:25:37
Gene Munster said they sold over 14 million and no TV's
mullerbiker
19:25:42
batwench: believe me it will and you will I trying out my new improved not voicing my inner demon
DeepPan
19:26:45
Demand forcast for the people on the upgrade program should be the easiest thing in the world. Go online in advance, book a timeslot at a store and what model you want
batwench
19:26:46
@mullerbiker when are we going to skype and sort out the RAGE show
mullerbiker
19:26:54
patrice: one week in advance you mental I worked in just in time you can't do that you need months
patrice
19:27:26
@mullerbiker Yeah. I misspoke…
bobbeach
19:28:06
Presumably apple have to produce pre-order phones in advance so, even knowing the numbers pf pre-orders still doesnt mean they will have enough
mullerbiker
19:28:48
patrice: you have complicated algorithms to predict demand... and Apple should have that down pat by now
patrice
19:29:04
exactly
DeepPan
19:29:20
only other reason for this would be a massive failure rate on the black anodization, but even then they’d know in advance what the failure rate is
patrice
19:29:32
yes
Majikman
19:29:37
Those on a 24 month contract will get there phones from their carrier. Did they get massive pre-orders. More than apple expected?
DeepPan
19:29:49
Does Colin work out Apple’s Irish tax rate too? :D
mullerbiker
19:30:16
Should have employed mullerbiker I could have sorted that
bobbeach
19:30:20
I used to teach forecasting methods. All forecasts have large forecast (standard) errors
mullerbiker
19:30:57
I worked for car supply in 80s I have been sacked for this
mullerbiker
19:31:49
I got mine and I never even ordered one 😆
bobbeach
19:32:05
DeepPan
19:33:31
if it helps, the iPhone SE is available in 1-2 business days :D
batwench
19:33:54
Breathe DocRock Breate
richarddummer
19:34:13
I saw Rene's unboxing I think they were new not loaners.
mullerbiker
19:34:30
Someone is gonna get sacked
batwench
19:34:31
@Ewen no they have him in the factory making them as they are that SHORT of stock
patrice
19:34:40
@richarddummer How would you even tell?
Majikman
19:35:10
Forgetting all that, what do you think of the phone and watch?
Gtw
19:35:20
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bobbeach
19:35:26
Apple doesn't need free press anymore
Ewen
19:35:29
We’re getting to that @majikman
patrice
19:35:32
@Majikman Can’t wait to have em in my hands
DeepPan
19:35:35
The Apple Stores will now have a red velvet rope barrier outside :D
mullerbiker
19:35:35
Majikman: how do we know nobody got one!
richarddummer
19:35:40
new packaging plastic still on both black and no scratchs
batwench
19:35:56
DeepPan: no it will be rose gold
Gtw
19:36:04
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DeepPan
19:36:44
If Apple didn’t need free press, they wouldn’t get Jet Black iPhone7Plus to all these websites next day
mullerbiker
19:36:46
And DocRock would buy a bakini
bobbeach
19:36:50
All this winging because you have to wait a few weeks for a phone you don't really need in the first place!!
SteveS
19:37:25
Or a burkini
DeepPan
19:37:30
we know a thong about that
mullerbiker
19:38:00
🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣 DocRock
batwench
19:38:25
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batwench
19:38:38
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DeepPan
19:38:48
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DeepPan
19:39:02
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mullerbiker
19:39:06
Manure losing DocRock ?
batwench
19:39:20
So just looked at the calender - I gather we are back to the normal Thursday not Friday...
mullerbiker
19:39:36
Sp patrice is two faced
batwench
19:39:42
patrice: I thought you worked from home?
DeepPan
19:40:02
It would be cool if you could schedule when the watch face changes
mullerbiker
19:40:08
batwench: we need DocRock on rage show 😀
mullerbiker
19:40:37
batwench: we need to get on that....
batwench
19:40:58
mullerbiker: we woul never get a word in once you have cast your rod. we could go for speical guest episodes
mullerbiker
19:40:58
I got a lot of rage
mullerbiker
19:41:23
batwench: I got a talent
DeepPan
19:41:48
I’ve noticed the heart rate switches on by itself a lot. Maybe it thinks I’m dead
batwench
19:42:13
mullerbiker: WHICH ONE?
Gtw
19:42:21
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batwench
19:42:25
Sorry didn’t mean to show that.
batwench
19:42:28
shout
DeepPan
19:42:52
Scribble reminds me a bit of the Graffiti interface on PalmOS
patrice
19:42:56
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batwench
19:42:58
How long does it take for Mr B to get home from work via indian and wine shop?
batwench
19:43:17
Ewen: I have all good on chat and video
Ewen
19:43:18
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kieren
19:43:35
Whats the best way to sell an Apple Watch?
DeepPan
19:43:39
yep, I just restarted colloquy
mullerbiker
19:43:43
batwench: is it working?
batwench
19:43:51
DocRock: can you please tell Ewen that mine did - just restart and ok
batwench
19:43:53
mullerbiker:
Gtw
19:44:07
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batwench
19:44:08
yes I had a non responding - closed it down and restarted and ok
mullerbiker
19:44:08
So people are albino crap then
SteveS
19:44:29
kieren: stand on a corner in New York with a long raincoat on and tell people you can give 'em a deal on an Apple Watch...
batwench
19:44:42
I have had a few freezes on video just refresh and it works again. I blame virgin
mullerbiker
19:44:43
It will be a security check
DeepPan
19:44:46
I think the lock screen should keep the phone locked at give zero info away
mullerbiker
19:44:59
Sorry be a security problem
batwench
19:45:01
SteveS: do you then show them a pair?
kieren
19:45:07
Id love to go back to NY lol but im in Oxford GB
SteveS
19:45:15
A pair of what? :-)
Ewen
19:45:30
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batwench
19:45:34
Think apple fruit pair/pear and apple
batwench
19:45:46
sorry I have a wierd sense of humour
SteveS
19:45:50
LOL
batwench
19:46:25
DocRock: More of a light blues supporter
DocRock
19:46:40
batwench Fired
batwench
19:46:54
Ewen: Do you want want me to make you some more shirts?
batwench
19:47:06
DocRock: you could fire into me any day
Gtw
19:47:27
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Ewen
19:47:28
I love some more @batwench
batwench
19:47:56
Ewen: get me some fabric
mullerbiker
19:47:57
batwench: is that a euphemism?
batwench
19:48:12
mullerbiker: no it is a sexual harrasment comment
mullerbiker
19:48:52
batwench: we can insult each other with big words how good we are
Majikman
19:49:06
Since I have a 6S+ I will now get my watch
DeepPan
19:49:28
depends on the refresh rate on the GPS too
batwench
19:49:37
mullerbiker: I just hope that our listeners (if any) dont suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
mullerbiker
19:50:22
batwench: they suffer from batwenchmulleroisof the liver
mullerbiker
19:51:19
DeepPan: the gps on band is every 30 seconds any
batwench
19:51:30
What we really need is for Tesla’s idea that we charge up stuff from the ‘electricity’ in the air - never ending power
mullerbiker
19:51:52
Onger on a run or cycling you looking at acuracy issues
DeepPan
19:52:12
Muller, it’ll depend on what they set the refresh rate too, and if it varies, the same as the heart rate reading
mullerbiker
19:52:52
The pods will be uncomfortable will fall out and be poor
mullerbiker
19:53:01
And expensive
DeepPan
19:53:02
Has it been confirmed if the airpods are bluetooth or Apple specific wifi
bobbeach
19:54:01
Once they got past pokemon and mario the keynote was very interesting
mullerbiker
19:54:29
DeepPan: they will be Bluetooth wifi would kill battery
Majikman
19:54:34
They look a lot like the current buds which I find very comfortable
bobbeach
19:54:51
Ive heard that iPhone 11 is going to be awesome
SteveS
19:54:58
Do people bitch about the Samsung wireless earbuds falling out?
DeepPan
19:55:02
muller, depends on the wifi tech being used, won’t be standard wifi
mullerbiker
19:55:18
Majikman: they need a rubber bit may be comfortable to you but not for me
mullerbiker
19:55:52
I'm am I use it all the time
DeepPan
19:55:57
iMore lowdown on watch battery - “How's the battery life?
DeepPan
19:55:58
As far as we know, battery life will remain largely the same.” :D
DeepPan
19:56:19
see also “we don’t know” :D
mullerbiker
19:56:45
No DocRock he has eight I nicked one 😀
mullerbiker
19:57:06
He won't miss it
DeepPan
19:57:14
Where’s the VGA connection gone on my iPhone? :D
SteveS
19:57:30
SCSI connector? Gone! I'm pissed.
DeepPan
19:57:46
no more co-ax!
DeepPan
19:59:08
This is why I was asking if the airpods are bluetooth. I’m not sure they are
mullerbiker
20:00:43
No no no it will have a delay
DocRock
20:00:58
DeepPan
20:01:09
Airpods talk about the W1 chip for “extremely efficient wireless for a better connection and improved sound”, no mention of bluetooth anywhere
mullerbiker
20:01:33
Lightning is digital and there will a delay
Gtw
20:02:14
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DeepPan
20:03:06
Apple is aiming for everything to be wireless eventually
mullerbiker
20:03:50
Bluetooth will always have delay there is a delay in all radio. It depends on the backend but I used emergency radio and we were told there would be always be a second delay
Gtw
20:05:14
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mullerbiker
20:05:49
There will always a delay with digital it has to be processed
Majikman
20:07:50
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batwench
20:08:24
Love the term rasict line 2 lol
Gtw
20:08:33
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mullerbiker
20:08:54
Lightening has a chip so again introducing delay.
mullerbiker
20:10:05
Patrice yeah
DeepPan
20:10:34
The new apple & beats wireless headphones contain the W1 chip, so that means that, unless you use (inferior) bluetooth audio connection, you have to pay a fee to Apple for either the lightening connection or W1 chip. Ker-Ching!
mullerbiker
20:10:46
There is a chip in the lead
batwench
20:11:08
Ewen: there is wire - according to phyics there will be a delay due to wire traveled we may not be able to pick it up but computers will
batwench
20:11:39
resiatnce
mullerbiker
20:12:01
There is circuits in the lead
batwench
20:12:37
THERE IS ALWAYS RESISTANCE
batwench
20:12:59
therefore will slow it down
SteveS
20:13:09
Unless we get superconducting cables...
batwench
20:13:22
mullerbiker: I am quite scared that we are agreeing on something
batwench
20:13:48
SteveS: considering we would have to get to close, damn close tro 0 degrees kelvin that will not happen in my lifetime
SteveS
20:14:00
Exactly...
SteveS
20:14:16
Room temperature superconductors will never, ever happen...
mullerbiker
20:14:33
batwench: I been reading on this subject and fanboys haven't
Gtw
20:14:46
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batwench
20:15:01
mullerbiker: I am a traninee engineer
batwench
20:15:20
yeah gads my degree is worth something
mullerbiker
20:15:52
batwench: not just impedence there also the circuit that in the lead
DeepPan
20:15:53
only downside of the airpods is they’re the same shape as the standard earpods (not a good fit)
DeepPan
20:16:32
fire up the “find my airpods” app on the phone :)
mullerbiker
20:16:47
batwench: the long lead would also introduce capacitance as well.... I did a course in this bollcks
DocRock
20:16:50
NoiseBreaker
batwench
20:17:46
Ewen: no offense but it looks like you have put play doh on your earphones
Ewen
20:18:02
Calm down @mullerbiker
mullerbiker
20:18:11
Cheap on expensive Apple pods 😂
DocRock
20:19:02
mullerbiker
20:19:04
batwench: tell Ewen the fanbouys are talking shite I still remember my A level physics
DeepPan
20:19:39
Don’t forget that the airpods check if they’re in your ear, only activiating when in. If you put them in the silicon sleeve, they’ll always be active and use the battery faster
batwench
20:19:46
mullerbiker: even off the stone tablets that were in fashion when you did a levls
mullerbiker
20:20:44
batwench: yes.... I developed the wheel eat shit
batwench
20:20:50
Ewen: the though of you cycling and taking exercising is scary
DocRock
20:21:15
mullerbiker
20:21:20
batwench: he wears Lycra too
batwench
20:21:43
mullerbiker: PASS ME THE BRAIN EYE BLEECH
bobbeach
20:21:49
I like the earpods. Fit in my ears fine and decent enough sound
mullerbiker
20:22:51
Top loaders are cool
batwench
20:23:23
We need to start a campaign to get Boots and Specsavers to work Hoya
DeepPan
20:23:38
no mention of iWork Collaboration?!?!? :D
bobbeach
20:23:44
So airpods should be fine too
DeepPan
20:24:07
Everyone been playing with Swift Playground? :)
PaulDixon
20:24:15
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mullerbiker
20:24:27
batwench: standby for a laugh 😂
bobbeach
20:25:19
Now I'm back working part-time i get apple music and spotify for 4.99 each
Gtw
20:25:42
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mullerbiker
20:25:52
35 mill so last year 35 billioooooon
batwench
20:28:20
I know a load of ADHA students that would work so well with - they tend to be ‘fiddlers’ and need something to do with theier hands - excellent uidea
BronwynECG
20:29:25
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batwench
20:29:33
hey BronwynECG kiss kiss
mullerbiker
20:29:45
batwench: kiddy fiddlers?
BronwynECG
20:29:47
hello :)
batwench
20:30:05
trust me they would smack you if you tried to fiddle wit them
mullerbiker
20:30:10
BronwynECG: hiya you missed DocRock losing it
BronwynECG
20:30:24
I saw that mullerbiker :)
batwench
20:30:36
Ewen: does he ad clit bang?
mullerbiker
20:30:57
What's bang language?
DeepPan
20:31:05
Ewen, don’t let them refer to you as “Bargin Bucket”! :D
batwench
20:31:11
ewen tell him to go forth and multiply lol
mullerbiker
20:31:45
Fanbouys keeping Apple honest really?
batwench
20:31:54
ROMP
DocRock
20:33:38
mullerbiker
20:33:57
Ve hav vays of making you store
DeepPan
20:34:44
Ewen, what else does it do? :D
DocRock
20:34:57
DocRock
20:35:05
Patrice ^^
DeepPan
20:35:44
Is that the first time Muller has seen that calculator switched on? :D
batwench
20:36:22
DocRock: go the blues
batwench
20:37:57
I just like my Windows phone
DeepPan
20:38:43
Doc goes to sleep with it in his hand, but always wakes up with a solution! :D
batwench
20:39:48
ewen me
Gtw
20:41:29
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Gtw
20:41:46
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batwench
20:42:07
Ewen: they have supplied you loo roll
batwench
20:42:10
we care
batwench
20:42:46
Ewen: mr B is asking if you have tried the ‘bng’?? in iphone yet
batwench
20:42:57
mullerbiker: NOT biting
batwench
20:43:24
mullerbiker: DIGAF?
bobbeach
20:43:35
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mullerbiker
20:43:48
batwench: 😆
batwench
20:44:09
Ewen: I can double up with mullerbiker on skype !!!
batwench
20:44:25
lol
mullerbiker
20:44:35
batwench: you think 😇😆😂
batwench
20:44:49
mullerbiker: how close can we get ewen to a heart attack
Gtw
20:44:49
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mullerbiker
20:45:16
batwench: not something to discuss today seriously
batwench
20:45:24
Ewen: what date is Santa doing the xmas show?
batwench
20:45:35
mullerbiker: trust me i nkow the feeling for today
batwench
20:46:08
Ewen: would Santa mind if I come down and stay to help out as an elf?
SteveS
20:46:31
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batwench
20:46:53
Will book time off
batwench
20:47:12
mullerbiker: I will saty with u if you are not carelful
batwench
20:47:52
Ewen: I have a christmas fairy outfit - not kidding
DeepPan
20:48:20
you going on top of the tree?
batwench
20:48:52
mullerbiker: I look like mavis cruet with pink hiar - no kidding
batwench
20:51:39
people KEEP old photos - its history\
mullerbiker
20:52:01
Is he transmitting cause he was about to talk
batwench
20:53:19
Ewen: Ellis has done a show with one other
SwampRat
20:56:29
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batwench
20:58:30
From the indian I asked for a Garlic chicken. They gave me a chicken chiilli & garlic
BronwynECG
21:00:46
hahhaahahahahahahahahah cankles XD
mullerbiker
21:00:52
batwench: shhhhh
BronwynECG
21:00:59
oh ewen never look up the word gunt XD
mullerbiker
21:01:31
BronwynECG: wtf
batwench
21:02:30
Ewen: what have I done>
DeepPan
21:04:52
video just died
DocRock
21:04:53
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kieren
21:05:34
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batwench
21:05:41
Ewen
21:05:44
I know. Stick with us
DeepPan
21:05:53
phew! OK :)
batwench
21:06:13
Ewen: wouldn’t stick with wanyone else love ya
mullerbiker
21:07:38
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Gtw
21:08:21
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BigChrisAshley
21:08:29
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batwench
21:09:06
ewen md line 2 number!
batwench
21:09:33
Ewen: I also may look a lottle minging
Jodi
21:09:56
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DeepPan
21:09:57
Ewen, you tried Swift Playground yet? It’s pretty good
Jodi
21:10:13
Hello
DeepPan
21:10:33
It’ll be great for the kids, it’s very powerful and fun
mullerbiker
21:11:08
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Gtw
21:12:02
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mullerbiker
21:12:16
batwench: made me lol
batwench
21:12:54
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BronwynECG
21:13:36
batwench
21:14:02
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batwench
21:16:50
mullerbiker: Ewen if I am needed let me know - just slapped mr b
BronwynECG
21:17:28
SHOW TITLE Jodi’s blow up foot :P
batwench
21:17:43
effing bt
batwench
21:18:08
hey BigChrisAshley hiya
Gtw
21:19:18
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DeepPan
21:20:18
How comes they can push an update like that, but can’t get all android phones on the latest release?
batwench
21:21:00
not needed tis week
DeepPan
21:22:48
easy enough to claim that they didn’t see a recall
Gtw
21:23:14
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DeepPan
21:24:01
it depends on who made the battery, two different battery providers on the Note7
batwench
21:24:14
Ewen: you do know that we can hear that you have something in your mouth
Ewen
21:24:42
I’m eating Chicken. I was hungry…sorry
batwench
21:25:28
Ewen: I have no worries I am used to Mr B eating. Some people may find it awkward. Dosent Sharon feed you anymore lol
Ewen
21:25:41
Sorry
DeepPan
21:26:12
Ewen, looks like you may still get your wish around Microsoft Band 3 :) https://www.thurrott.com/mobile/microsoft-band/80275/microsoft-health-mobile-app-quietly-renamed-microsoft-band
DeepPan
21:27:11
That’s assuming they’re exploding from heat, not chemical reaction
DeepPan
21:29:29
iffy batteries expand when over charged, cracking and exposing chemicals in battery\
DocRock
21:30:16
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DeepPan
21:30:20
Nope, Note 7 batteries are made by two different companies, and only one of them is faulting
DeepPan
21:31:30
i’m just looking to find the specifics
batwench
21:31:52
taylorswift?
DocRock
21:31:57
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DeepPan
21:33:10
I think phones for the China market have a different battery provider for their own regulations, and not exploding, still looking for dets
Jodi
21:33:26
Apple Repair Extension Programs: http://www.apple.com/support/exchange_repair/
DeepPan
21:36:16
just xbox and Hololens
DeepPan
21:36:40
Surface all-in-one in mid october
batwench
21:36:58
I srtill my 950xl
batwench
21:37:51
Love my 950
DeepPan
21:38:09
Nokia was a Balmer buy
DeepPan
21:39:01
sorry, can’t find the specifics on the two battery suppliers now :(
BronwynECG
21:40:44
Thanks Jodi I needed that link :)
Jodi
21:40:58
👍🏻
DeepPan
21:41:00
In US, hardly anyone heard of Nokia, but outside the US, Nokia was THE name in mobile phones
Jodi
21:41:40
I remember Nokia phones but Motorola took over
DeepPan
21:41:44
MS Lumia was way more popular across Europe than in US
Jodi
21:42:10
Never heard of that
DeepPan
21:43:13
Having 10% of the mobile market is by no means a failure
DeepPan
21:43:31
Surface Phone on the way! ;-)
DeepPan
21:44:14
But does MS Phone have Mario!! :D :D :D
Jodi
21:44:26
LOL,
mullerbiker
21:45:13
Jodi: post a link
DeepPan
21:47:03
They should move their base to Cork, I think Apple has some spare office space :D
batwench
21:47:27
night night all off to bed had LONG day
batwench
21:47:29
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Jodi
21:49:40
www.bbc.com/news/technology-37114313
DeepPan
21:51:13
US Gov can’t shut down the internet, just the address bock the internet uses (DNS)
DeepPan
21:51:22
book even
SwampRat
21:53:42
Might be a good thing for the US government to no longer control it, especially if that assclown Drumpf gets elected
DeepPan
21:54:10
all domains changed to .TRUMP :D
BronwynECG
21:56:18
is that why the NQL hasn;t been running for the last wee Ewen ?
BronwynECG
21:56:24
week*
SwampRat
21:56:31
Luckily BTN works fine on Comcrap... err... Comcast
DeepPan
21:56:55
DNS entries spread, but the owner of a DNS server will choose where they source their info from
richarddummer
21:58:49
Ipv4 vs IPV6??
richarddummer
21:59:53
Doesn't it have to do with the addressing
DeepPan
22:00:06
but then, would you want to trust google running the address book of the internet, with everyone using their DNS? :D
DeepPan
22:00:46
exactly! :D
richarddummer
22:01:10
IPv4 ram out of address so they have moved to IPV6
Ewen
22:02:33
SwampRat
22:03:03
Could be space aliens ;-)
DeepPan
22:03:19
Someone has been watching Mr.Robot!
Jodi
22:03:21
👽
Jodi
22:05:47
www.macworld.com/article/1007521/backbone.html
DeepPan
22:05:49
So is this a failure of the design of the internet, as it was originally made to re-route and carry on no matter which part is attacked?
Jodi
22:06:05
The last major attack was 2002
mullerbiker
22:07:03
Nod i: your story is 2002
SwampRat
22:07:20
"Been around 30 years with more junk bolted on it over time"... Sounds like Windows ;-)
DeepPan
22:07:30
Maybe this is a lead-up to a network company getting ready to push “Internet 2.0”
DeepPan
22:07:47
tin-foil hat
SwampRat
22:08:44
If they take down the internet, how could I watch BTN?
richarddummer
22:08:59
US just issued an official recall of the Note 7
DeepPan
22:09:00
This is the plotline to Mr.Robot
BronwynECG
22:09:03
if the internet goes away that would mean that i’d actaully have to go outside or ,,,,eeeekkkk….. read a book >_<
BronwynECG
22:09:05
:P
DeepPan
22:09:57
Casper advert coming up? :D
BronwynECG
22:09:58
BigChrisAshley: a casper mattress? :D
richarddummer
22:10:15
meaning company's can no longer sell them in the US
SwampRat
22:10:35
Bought a new mattress a couple years ago, Sealy Posturpedic Firm
BronwynECG
22:10:59
ACTION keeps firmness preferences to myself :P 
TomF
22:13:34
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BronwynECG
22:13:35
a CLI nerd after my own heart :P
TomF
22:15:15
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mullerbiker
22:19:11
BronwynECG: you found your soul mate?
SwampRat
22:21:06
I don't have carpet... got linoleum.
BronwynECG
22:21:28
Euphemism alert!! :P
SwampRat
22:21:40
My yard is too big for a battery powered mower.
DeepPan
22:24:13
High capacity mag
BronwynECG
22:24:40
SHOW TITLE Nailing rats in the garden
DeepPan
22:25:27
You probably don’t want to google “outdoor nailing” though! :D
BronwynECG
22:25:40
O.O
DeepPan
22:25:54
PULL! :D
BronwynECG
22:26:05
and Jodi is trying really hard to not puke :D
Ewen
22:26:52
Link @jodi?
BigChrisAshley
22:26:53
you can get two batteries
BronwynECG
22:26:56
DeepPan: >_<
BigChrisAshley
22:26:59
or three
Jodi
22:27:13
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DeepPan
22:27:35
I guess you did google “outdoor nailing”! :D
Jodi
22:30:03
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DeepPan
22:31:46
Jodi
22:33:21
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BronwynECG
22:33:41
O.O you mean the calculator hasn’t exploded yet?! Magic
DeepPan
22:34:19
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Jodi
22:34:25
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SwampRat
22:35:11
After the show, since he's already at the sink, Muller can do the dishes ;-)
BronwynECG
22:35:48
Ewen: everyone of your listeners get free glasses?
mullerbiker
22:36:41
BronwynECG: I didn't
mullerbiker
22:37:04
I just got good price
BronwynECG
22:38:16
“historical interpreter”? Is there a dance involved?
BronwynECG
22:39:58
oooohhhhhhhhhhhh fancy Ill take you up on that mullerbiker once the country lets me back in ther :P
Ewen
22:41:05
Thanks Everyone
BronwynECG
22:41:08
ACTION has some sketchy irish ancestry :/ 
Ewen
22:41:59
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SwampRat
22:42:05
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:42:13
later folks :)
mullerbiker
22:42:14
Bye
BronwynECG
22:42:18
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bobbeach
22:44:42
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mullerbiker
22:45:06
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Jodi
22:46:41
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bobbeach
22:48:19
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trigger
22:53:00
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BigChrisAshley
23:11:21
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Jodi
23:23:05
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Jodi
23:25:48
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richarddummer
0:14:09
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August 14 2018 21:34:00