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taxi_cab
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JackieHern
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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mullerbiker
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mullerbiker
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mullerbiker
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mullerbiker
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mullerbiker
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mullerbiker
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MrSacs
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MrSacs
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MrSacs
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taxi_cab
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Ewen
18:41:37
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Ewen
18:42:47
Evening
bobbeach
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maccast
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Fritz
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bobbeach
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bobbeach
18:56:08
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Fritz
18:56:18
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DeepPan
18:57:53
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DeepPan
18:58:04
evening all
maccast
18:58:15
Hola @DeepPan!
patrice
18:58:16
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Fritz
18:58:27
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Ewen
18:58:34
Eveiong
bobbeach
18:58:55
Bonsoir
DeepPan
18:58:56
good moaning! :-)
Serenak
18:59:24
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DeepPan
18:59:46
Would the words “no video on the website” be a surprise to anyone, or should I keep that to myself? :-)
bobbeach
18:59:49
Just installed security update for OSX
bobbeach
19:00:20
None for me either
Serenak
19:00:54
nope - just a black screen
Ewen
19:01:10
We are trying to get started
Serenak
19:01:38
OK - not criticising…
DeepPan
19:01:39
ok, I’ll keep quiet :)
DeepPan
19:02:30
In the meantime, we’ll do it as an Infocom adventure game
DeepPan
19:03:06
“You’re in a room. There are exits to the North and West…”
Serenak
19:03:26
go West ;D
Ewen
19:03:49
We are working on the problem and there WILL be a stream…Promise
bobbeach
19:05:14
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patrice_
19:05:22
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patrice
19:06:14
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Ewen
19:07:06
We are coming. Please be patient
DocRock
19:11:34
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Ewen
19:14:43
We are getting there please be patient
Fritz
19:18:01
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Fritz
19:18:15
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DeepPan
19:18:56
hello!! :D
DeepPan
19:19:44
knee warmers! :D
IanUK
19:21:15
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IanUK
19:21:27
Evening all
SteveS
19:23:18
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SteveS
19:23:28
There we are...
DeepPan
19:24:24
Week before Apple keynote = set the cod-shit meter to 11! :D
DeepPan
19:25:04
means we can all talk total crap! ;)
DeepPan
19:25:14
Apple is doomed, etc
DocRock
19:26:47
Dude it was 1996
DeepPan
19:30:52
Isn’t it pronounced “bukake”? :D
DeepPan
19:31:54
The shape of the spheres in the pic is a giveaway
IanUK
19:32:45
New MacBook Pro with finally a G5 processor. You heard it here first
IanUK
19:33:57
We need some @mullerbiker predictions
DigitalAmoeba
19:34:18
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Ewen
19:36:11
Evening. Thanks to Anders we are up and runnign
SteveS
19:36:12
Shit. If I had known my video was going to freeze, I wouldn't have shaved...
SteveS
19:36:34
(Not that there is any relationship between the two...)
DeepPan
19:37:25
Will this lead to better sounding headphones, as the inline DAC will be tuned to the characteristics of the headphones?
SteveS
19:38:28
~Ewen - want me to reconnect?
DeepPan
19:40:27
1080P, but not 4K, surely
DeepPan
19:41:19
Has the Macbook got the graphics power to push out a 4K picture?
DeepPan
19:42:16
more powerful than I thought then
DocRock
19:43:00
DeepPan
19:44:48
Apple to buy the Republic of Ireland, rebrand it as iLand :D
patrice
19:46:06
:D
IanUK
19:48:18
Sept 7th... iPhone 7, Apple Watch 2 with iOS 10 release. No Mac hardware?
SteveS
19:48:40
Nope. October
IanUK
19:49:24
Only time Sharon said it's too big 😂
IanUK
19:51:26
Boring predictable Apple with their keynotes these days.
maccast
19:51:30
IanUK
19:53:47
No, September will be focus on phone
DeepPan
19:54:10
Will there really be a new Macbook Air? I think “Air” has gone
DeepPan
19:54:21
in iPads too
IanUK
19:54:34
I think you could be right @deeppan
IanUK
19:54:48
Too much similarity between air and MacBook
DeepPan
19:54:59
I think Macbook will get a bump, and totally replace the Air
patrice
19:55:00
My guess: New ipHone, mention of Mac Book, iMac and iPad coming “October”/“November”. No mention of the Watch other than new bands
Fritz
19:55:35
Entry level SKU
IanUK
19:56:30
'I'd rather the battery lasted all friggin' day you bastards'. 😂 long show title
DeepPan
19:57:25
remember what V1 of the Air was like? I think they’ll do the same with the Macbook, bump it and it’ll replace the Air easily
patrice
19:57:41
yep
Ewen
19:58:27
Try it @stevensande
WesFL
19:58:56
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MrSacs
19:59:04
Ewen, remember small but perfectly formed
DeepPan
20:00:31
A new Mac Pro, and it’ll the shape of a pyramid! :D
patrice
20:01:26
@DeepPan Not a cube? :D
DeepPan
20:01:49
been done @Patrice ;)
DeepPan
20:02:04
The WunderBar!
IanUK
20:02:16
Gimmick Bar
DeepPan
20:03:28
EU are trying to get companies to set up their European headquarters around the rest of Europe, and not just in the Republic
DeepPan
20:04:26
All tech companies setting up in the Republic get this tax deal, it brings a lot of well paid people in, spending cash
DocRock
20:04:35
Wal-Mart always does that SteveS
DocRock
20:05:03
WalMart took Hawaii for $105M SteveS
DeepPan
20:05:18
Would Apple look to pull the plug on the massive new datacentre that’s just got the OK in the Republic?
SteveS
20:06:23
MalWart
DeepPan
20:08:02
United States of Europe
SteveS
20:08:21
Disunited States of Europe
patrice
20:08:29
yep :D
patrice
20:08:45
Insane States of Europe
DeepPan
20:12:25
Apple Watch seems ok on heartrate for day-to-day wear, but I have to pair it to a chest strap for any exercise to get an accurate reading
GBRedneck
20:16:09
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Ewen
20:16:59
Its shite for heartrate @deeppan
GBRedneck
20:18:51
evening Ewen
DeepPan
20:19:33
Is that when the Note 7 isn’t going up in flames? :D
SteveS
20:19:39
As an old man - who the fuck is Jessice Alba?
SteveS
20:19:53
DeepPan - probably!
DeepPan
20:20:09
:D
DeepPan
20:21:04
Blue Steel? :D
SteveS
20:21:19
HA!
MrSacs
20:22:09
Ewen, In to the blue
SteveS
20:23:24
Never saw the movie. And considering the IMDB rating (5.8) I probably never will. Even if she does have an amazing bum
IanUK
20:23:26
64Gb too much for your average person
Fritz
20:23:43
Enterprise bought the smaller capacitys.
IanUK
20:24:08
If you are using Apple Music and Photo in iCloud, 32Gb going to be enough
DeepPan
20:24:41
low light pics would attract people
IanUK
20:25:28
RAW support please
SteveS
20:26:16
RAW support would be +++
SteveS
20:26:21
Nice!
DeepPan
20:26:34
Update available on that Mac Mini
patrice
20:26:41
RAW support is part of iOS 10
DeepPan
20:27:11
Yep, Ewen’s need for RAW is due in iOS10
SteveS
20:27:30
Huh. I did NOT know that. Thanks, Patrice!
IanUK
20:27:31
A worthwhile upgrade would be a new colour
IanUK
20:27:36
Sarcasm
SteveS
20:27:49
Dark Blue, amiright?
DeepPan
20:27:59
gloss black
DeepPan
20:28:06
Blue Steel! :D
SteveS
20:28:08
It's the new Mac Pro!
IanUK
20:29:27
@Ewen your not the majority. Most people will be upgrading on a contract
DeepPan
20:29:30
at most I upgrade every other release on iPhone
patrice
20:29:38
@SteveS There’s an API for it in iOS10. Not supportedf by the camera app though (not yet anyway)
IanUK
20:29:41
They'll get a new phone because they can, not because they need to
SteveS
20:29:56
I wonder if Camera+ will have it.
IanUK
20:30:27
An Apple logo that lights up would be a good upgrade
IanUK
20:30:30
Sarcasm
SteveS
20:30:49
LIGHTS UP IN THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW APPLE LOGO
IanUK
20:31:19
For the win @steves
SteveS
20:31:43
🙃
DeepPan
20:31:46
Back to Windows phone Ewen?
IanUK
20:31:55
I can't complain about my 6 plus battery
IanUK
20:32:05
Usually 40-50% at end of day
SteveS
20:32:09
Him and the other 3 people who use Windows phone...
patrice
20:32:33
@IanUK Same here with my 6s Plus
IanUK
20:32:41
Ewen is going back to a Windows phone and a band 3
SteveS
20:32:49
White wine sucks
IanUK
20:32:53
Then next week we have The Windows Show
IanUK
20:33:01
😂
patrice
20:33:15
@SteveS I LOVE white wine
SteveS
20:34:06
I have 5X the amount of red wine in my wine chillers than I do whites.
IanUK
20:34:21
Shouldn't chill red
maccast
20:34:27
hey I might have to drop out
SteveS
20:34:40
It's not that cold
DocRock
20:35:19
hmmm new glasses just because f clr change is just nt right
SteveS
20:35:28
55°F is considered best for reds
DeepPan
20:36:07
Ewen, go for the HP Elite x3 phone (meant to be what the Surface Phone will be) http://store.hp.com/us/en/ContentView?storeId=10151&catalogId=10051&eSpotName=Elite-x3
DocRock
20:36:24
Downlading Porn all day kill your iphone battery life
DocRock
20:36:57
Since we all get about 50% at End of day we know it's not the battery
DeepPan
20:36:59
Doc, it makes it tougher to unlock with the fingerprint too! :D :D
IanUK
20:39:17
@Deeppan 😱
patrice
20:39:22
“STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE”
maccast
20:39:34
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patrice
20:39:53
(Yes that’s a direct quote from The Wolf of Wallstreet)
Fritz
20:40:31
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patrice
20:41:57
This is almost a JeffG pick :P
patrice
20:42:59
SteveS
20:44:25
:-)
tioaboa
20:45:48
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IanUK
20:46:19
What about your juice pack Ewen?
SteveS
20:49:41
Later!
SteveS
20:49:48
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DeepPan
20:49:54
Keeping the Spirit of Steve? :)
IanUK
20:50:40
Amazon link?
DeepPan
20:52:06
The new Lenovo has a nice feature, but crap specs
campionuk
20:52:55
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MrSacs
20:53:04
ohhh... not a fan of that laptop tbh
campionuk
20:53:07
Evening
tioaboa
20:53:14
hello
DeepPan
20:53:22
evening
campionuk
20:53:25
@Ewen, which line mate ? I can't find the email...
patrice
20:53:30
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IanUK
20:53:39
Feed frozen or just me?
Ewen
20:53:44
Line 3 mate @campion
patrice
20:53:54
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DeepPan
20:54:10
feed back now
MrSacs
20:54:10
IanUK, should be working now
IanUK
20:55:38
Evening @campionuk
IanUK
20:55:58
How is the wife doing @campionuk?
campionuk
20:56:19
Hi @IanUK she's getting there mate
DocRock
20:57:16
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careyholzman
20:58:56
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DeepPan
21:00:22
Live Alan - Swipe Right! :D
MrSacs
21:00:52
Bar top arcade cabs are cool..
JeffG
21:01:03
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DigitalAmoeba
21:01:05
DeepPan ;D
careyholzman
21:01:19
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careyholzman
21:01:42
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SwampRat
21:01:50
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campionuk
21:01:58
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campionuk
21:02:09
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Serenak
21:02:27
all looks good except you still have the Mac Ident up
Ewen
21:02:27
Hows the feed everyone
IanUK
21:02:33
Feed fine
SwampRat
21:02:38
Good here so far
Serenak
21:02:48
yup
DeepPan
21:02:50
yep
DeepPan
21:03:14
No Amazon drone to drop it off?
DeepPan
21:04:29
Drop it in the window, like they do at the prisons with drones :D
IanUK
21:04:55
We need an Amazon Prime Anonymous channel on slack for us sufferers
SwampRat
21:05:36
At least I finshed mowing the yard before the show started
IanUK
21:06:41
Depending on what his Apple Watch says 😂
bobbeach
21:08:19
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SwampRat
21:09:42
Newlywed? I send my condolences
tioaboa
21:11:08
nah am very happy second time around :D
SwampRat
21:11:41
Once was enough for me. Divorced in 1996
SwampRat
21:14:26
I only use Facebook on the desktop or laptop, and I've never given them my phone number
DeepPan
21:15:59
Zuckerberg is talking out of the back of his hoodie! :D
campionuk
21:16:54
Neither platform charge so data IS the way they generate their revenue
bobbeach
21:17:57
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DeepPan
21:17:57
Doesn’t WhatsApp promote itself as having end-to-end encryption?
campionuk
21:19:42
they do DeepPan and the E2E encryp remains.. its the contact info data etc being used - not the messages
Serenak
21:22:39
Other platforms such as Signal, Telegram, SOMA, Wire etc are available and also E2E
DigitalAmoeba
21:22:44
My Story (for after tioaboa): Plex adds Beta of Live TV and DVR https://www.plex.tv/features/dvr/
DeepPan
21:23:20
Has Carey got WhatsApp on his flash smartphone? ;-)
DeepPan
21:24:15
He’s phone runs Snake :D
DeepPan
21:27:05
Facebook is now CompuServe
DeepPan
21:27:43
For many that don’t know better, FaceBook IS the internet
campionuk
21:28:23
and in many developing countries DeepPan that will literally but the absolute truth
DeepPan
21:29:16
v.true campionuk, especially when Facebook is funding the connectivity infrastructure for those areas
DeepPan
21:29:31
All ad views, all the time
campionuk
21:30:10
and they would have been a step closer tonight if SpaceX hadn't bollocks'd todays launch
DeepPan
21:30:52
Ah yes, SpaceX comms sat - “Can you hear me now?” :D
IanUK
21:33:11
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MrSacs
21:35:14
Facebook is dead to me as it's nothing but ads
MrSacs
21:35:23
Twitter will go the same way
MrSacs
21:36:07
My Nexus 5 is still going strong
tioaboa
21:37:08
very good hansets i like vanilla android which i think is going too
DeepPan
21:38:12
and this is why I don’t use any google services
MrSacs
21:38:50
I'll be moving on to a oneplus handset once my nexus 5 starts to miss out on app features.
MrSacs
21:43:44
I think we've all made the mistake of assuming any kind of joined up thinking at google with respect to Android
MrSacs
21:43:54
:)
DeepPan
21:46:46
Part of the reason Samsung will look to switch to Tizen is that money is going in their own pocket, and not googles
MrSacs
21:48:31
The kinda guy that wants to sell a new one when that one dies?
bobbeach
21:51:15
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DeepPan
21:53:36
Doesn’t Elgato do over the air TV?
DeepPan
21:55:13
AppleTV for the win ;)
trigger
21:55:34
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Majikman
21:55:52
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Majikman
21:56:30
Evening all
bobbeach
21:57:00
We had loads of tennis!
SwampRat
21:57:06
I got rid of cable TV a little over 6 years ago. I get 23 channels with my over the air antenna, and I subscribe to Hulu, CBS All Access, and Acorn TV. Haven't missed cable TV at all, and enjoying the saved money. :-)
trigger
21:57:32
only cause Murray did well
bobbeach
21:58:01
No. It would have been on anyway
trigger
21:58:42
until that put those loud horrible american things on quest with people shouting all the time
SwampRat
21:59:16
I find plenty to watch over the air
Serenak
22:01:20
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bobbeach
22:01:50
I love live sport so have to have Sky
bobbeach
22:04:16
Plex? No thanks
bobbeach
22:05:09
Can't be bothered with it
bobbeach
22:06:32
I agree. The Apple TV is great
Serenak
22:06:37
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SwampRat
22:06:46
Happy with my two Rokus.
Serenak
22:06:47
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MrSacs
22:07:16
Netflix + chromecast = joy :)
SwampRat
22:09:48
Opera Sync was hacked also
DeepPan
22:10:07
You know who’s on the Dropbox Board of Directors? http://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/private/board.asp?privcapId=49093148
tioaboa
22:11:10
wow ...
tioaboa
22:11:24
yup am opera user these days
campionuk
22:11:27
Interesting DeepPan
tioaboa
22:11:33
chrome without the crap
DigitalAmoeba
22:12:45
Check if your accounts have been leaked at https://haveibeenpwned.com/
DeepPan
22:13:56
She joined in 2014, very quietly, but many people left just on the basis of that
MrSacs
22:15:07
I'm gonna carve all my data on stone pillars and hide them in a cave filled with snakes indiana jones style
DeepPan
22:15:15
another Microwave oven? :D
Majikman
22:16:58
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bobbeach
22:17:21
Go there? Four light years away?!
SwampRat
22:17:34
We keep looking for intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, and we haven't found any on THIS planet yet. :-P
DeepPan
22:17:53
Anyone read Childhood’s End? A lot of people have a key interest in us being the only life
MrSacs
22:18:00
If we find somewhere reachable within the next how ever many years can we please leave all the morons here.
DeepPan
22:19:32
“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke
WesFL
22:20:13
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bobbeach
22:21:17
We need warp engines!!
DeepPan
22:23:33
lol
DeepPan
22:23:51
grind your gears? :)
bobbeach
22:24:15
It's Einstein not Newton. Nothing can go faster than the speed of light
DeepPan
22:25:21
bobbeach, bad publicity gets pretty close :D
bobbeach
22:25:51
4 light years = 2.351 X 10^13 miles!
campionuk
22:32:13
DigitalAmoeba
22:33:43
tioaboa
22:35:42
bloody poor broadband here
DeepPan
22:37:55
£50/month for 200/20 connection
campionuk
22:38:04
GBRedneck
22:42:45
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MrSacs
22:44:12
That track looks like the last thing I'd see before waking up in A&E
careyholzman
22:45:13
Kenzo World perfume ad by director Skike Jonez https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABz2m0olmPg
careyholzman
22:45:34
Spike Jonze
careyholzman
22:46:10
www.CareyHolzman.com
bobbeach
22:48:40
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DeepPan
22:50:30
She seems like someone that failed a talent show audition
campionuk
22:53:15
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Ewen
22:53:18
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JeffG
22:53:27
bye gang
JeffG
22:53:33
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MrSacs
22:53:58
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tioaboa
22:54:06
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SwampRat
22:54:51
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DeepPan
22:56:05
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DigitalAmoeba
22:58:03
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careyholzman
23:21:07
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Peach
23:39:50
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Eat_A_Peach
23:44:28
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Eat_A_Peach
23:45:41
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Eat_A_Peach
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Peach
23:47:36
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Eat_A_Peach
0:00:38
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Eat_A_Peach
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Eat_A_Peach
0:28:20
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Majikman
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Majikman
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patrice
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August 14 2018 21:33:43