taxi_cab
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GBRedneck
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MonsterMunch
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MonsterMunch
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BronwynECG
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Horse
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Ewen
18:53:06
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BronwynECG
18:53:14
Ewen face!! Yay!! \o/ :P
BronwynECG
18:53:24
Who’s gonna be your special Bash guest over Skype this year?
Horse
18:54:16
So I have Mr Neighbour in WCCC
BronwynECG
18:54:47
The two year old in me wants to press the green line 1 button and show my face on British Tech Network :P
BronwynECG
18:55:11
oooohhhhh ewen belch: take a drink!! :D
Horse
18:55:14
More tea vicar
Horse
18:55:33
Hes still mine.. Yes thank you
Horse
18:56:44
Wifeys name not in the WCCC draw... She smiled... dont know why.. be afraid.. be very afraid
batwench
18:56:52
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BronwynECG
18:57:14
ACTION takes a drink!
batwench
18:58:27
Good evening all. Just to warn you back on to the Batwench speed of internet 3.07 mpg
BronwynECG
18:58:38
good day batwench :)
Horse
18:58:46
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18:59:10
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batwench
18:59:43
I blame the independant Officcak over watching the draw ewen
gtw
18:59:56
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Horse
19:00:14
Did you play cricket get the box out... shes only small an uppercut is going to hurt.
batwench
19:00:44
Did you read out 6 twice ewen?
gtw
19:01:01
Its ok, you can edit
Horse
19:01:12
be afraid... be very afraid..... Its not me for a change
batwench
19:01:52
Horse: what is your good ladies name?
Horse
19:01:59
Shes just said call me Filly
batwench
19:02:13
Horse: I like her already :-)
BronwynECG
19:02:45
Filly McHorse? WIll she be travelling through horse history Ewen Horse ? :P
batwench
19:03:07
sorry ewen just asked my mam if she wanted to watch the show - she said she would rather watch poriot
BronwynECG
19:03:23
hercule poirot? Nice chap
JeffG
19:03:29
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batwench
19:04:39
BronwynECG: Agatha Christie hated the character at the end, that is why she did what she did for the last HP book
Horse
19:04:42
and jeff floats to the top
batwench
19:04:52
I must spank you JeffG for that ommision
BronwynECG
19:05:31
quote is from that arnold mars movie Ewen ?
BronwynECG
19:06:15
total recall?
batwench
19:06:22
ewen you play that link
batwench
19:06:38
Sounds like the preditor in the studio is
batwench
19:07:20
Ewen yes he does
batwench
19:07:57
fight club
Ewen
19:08:07
Do it…Do It now is the EXACT line
BronwynECG
19:09:35
(ewen) Hi little Miss Rankin!! //waves// :)
batwench
19:09:48
Ewen: alpha geek
Horse
19:10:11
good call batwench
BronwynECG
19:10:33
ACTION waves
batwench
19:10:34
Hiya miss B
gtw
19:10:58
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batwench
19:12:05
Ewen - that is such an engineering term - thingy majics we have lots of them and thingy me bobs on a nuclear site
Horse
19:12:21
are the googles for eating nits
BronwynECG
19:13:16
Ewen: have you got your big stick ready for beating off all the boys when she gets older ? :P
BronwynECG
19:14:02
and NO JeffG i DID NOT mean it that way XD
JeffG
19:14:24
Oh! Well, that's a totally different thing.
batwench
19:14:55
Early night then
Horse
19:14:55
ewenjust say what i did "touch my daughter I'll braek your legs"
BronwynECG
19:15:47
Horse Ewen dod what my uncle did and clean out his shotguns whenever my cousins anybody around XD
TheMacMommy
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TheMacMommy
19:16:16
I’m here
Horse
19:16:29
BronwynECG nice
batwench
19:17:14
Rock and roll
BronwynECG
19:17:28
Ewen: ooohhhhh we get a concert too?!?! :D
BronwynECG
19:17:30
yay! \o/
Horse
19:17:39
Ill name that in 3
batwench
19:17:40
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BronwynECG
19:17:56
i’ll second that emotion batwench noooooooooooooooo
batwench
19:17:57
Good I am not the only one TheMacMommy
batwench
19:18:50
What is this?
batwench
19:18:58
Its like the muppets
batwench
19:19:10
but without the talent
BronwynECG
19:19:11
batwench: daddy daughter concert time
Horse
19:19:14
Yamaha ewen?
batwench
19:19:54
Are you telling miss B to take Muller into the front room to keep him quiey
BronwynECG
19:20:17
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzz
Horse
19:20:21
snore snore
batwench
19:20:30
I have a windows phone do dont have it or want it
mullerbiker
19:20:41
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batwench
19:21:03
No one makes JeffG put his pants on!
mullerbiker
19:21:09
Bryony is a bully
Horse
19:21:31
The Pantsless One will never wear them
batwench
19:21:35
mullerbiker: any beer issues this week
BronwynECG
19:21:38
let’s hope when JeffG has his trousers off the driver doesn’t accidentally grab the wrong parking brake XD
JeffG
19:22:46
I don't know. That could be kind of exciting.
JeffG
19:23:01
It all depends on who's grabbing.
batwench
19:23:07
BronwynECG: depends if they are used to gear shaft or not
BronwynECG
19:23:11
ACTION looks at batwench
batwench
19:23:32
JeffG: no that was angela :-)
JeffG
19:23:42
Oh, right!
TheMacMommy
19:23:43
First Lady Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke singing with James Corden of The Late Late Show (link above)
batwench
19:23:48
TheMacMommy: did you se MO on NCIS?
batwench
19:25:02
JeffG: I hope there is gin in that bottle
batwench
19:25:41
Yes - JeffG you have to bring anegla along - you will have to visit Wales and Cumbria on a world tour of Britian
mullerbiker
19:25:42
Check slack Bryony bulling action figures
JeffG
19:25:45
I wish, BW.
BronwynECG
19:27:05
how many bets the whole show will be Ewen yelling “shut up!” the whole show :P
JeffG
19:27:13
Well, yeah! I have to bring Angela!
mullerbiker
19:27:13
Bryony is encouraging me
batwench
19:27:24
Ewen can only book up until Jun 10th 2017 too early for bash
batwench
19:27:32
JeffG: I would be most upset of you didnt
JeffG
19:28:19
I can only imagine the spanking.
mullerbiker
19:28:26
Bryony has kidnapped me phone the police
batwench
19:28:32
From whom
batwench
19:29:18
Elon Musk - sounds like a fragrance from lynx (axe) deodrant
BronwynECG
19:29:36
Ewen yeah i totally swore off pokemonGO officially a few days ago….
batwench
19:29:37
Ewen: apparenlty there is Pokemon on Sellafield.
BronwynECG
19:29:54
it’s back to the Pokemon cards for me
mullerbiker
19:29:55
She didn't really.
mullerbiker
19:30:07
Last was Bryony
batwench
19:30:28
I don’t care - They probably do.
mullerbiker
19:31:09
And is it wrong if I gaffer tape Ewan's daughter to a chair
batwench
19:31:17
mullerbiker: Miss B types better than you do, certainly better than me
batwench
19:31:48
mullerbiker: yes, you know you will pay for it later. she has an evil mind, that is why I like her.
mullerbiker
19:34:31
I think I'm baby sitting
Horse
19:34:39
no sorry TheMacMommy i want that its anoying as hell when hands/phones ar up in front of you at concerts etc
Horse
19:35:29
mullerbiker No I think Miss B is doing that
gtw
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19:36:37
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BronwynECG
19:37:15
mmmmmmm marmite
mullerbiker
19:37:41
I kidnapped her.
mullerbiker_
19:38:03
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mullerbiker
19:38:04
Bryony has stolen my iPad again
BronwynECG
19:38:07
SHOW TITLE editorial schlong
batwench
19:39:31
Ewen: yes as most of the steel skelton of buildings ack as a faraday cage
BronwynECG
19:39:34
heheheheehh :D
mullerbiker
19:40:12
I'm being bullied by a seven year old
batwench
19:40:24
fight club
BronwynECG
19:40:53
Ewen the old brownstone i used to live in when I lived in Brooklyn, I COULD NOT get a signal 3 feet beyond a window :/
mullerbiker_
19:41:02
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batwench
19:41:10
I have no idea but I am sure she works hard
BronwynECG
19:41:18
Ewen: Bunny hwang is an xbox hacker is how I know him
batwench
19:41:41
Is he well hwang?
mullerbiker
19:42:17
I'm being enticed into a cupboard by. a seven y are old is this too Rolf?
GBRedneck
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BronwynECG
19:42:55
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batwench
19:44:17
Someone tells miss b to put caffer on his legs and then pull it off
Horse
19:44:39
7 that much really?
batwench
19:44:56
BTW has anyone in the chat room who has seen Ghostbusters?
batwench
19:45:05
The new one not the origfnal
batwench
19:45:18
horse 7 months
Horse
19:45:50
batwench months thats about right
batwench
19:46:09
and I think that miss B is more of the responsible adult :-)
mullerbiker
19:46:31
Help
Horse
19:46:53
when Im behind a sea of arms all holding phones in the air, i wonder why i pay good money for a ticket! WATCH THE BLO*DY SHOW
mullerbiker
19:46:54
batwench: she is a bully
batwench
19:47:04
I would like to state that the fake tan moose I have put on this evening looked like chocolate moose and smells like it. Just licked my skin, doesn’t taste like it.
batwench
19:47:16
mullerbiker: are you a man or a mouse?
batwench
19:47:45
Horse: what you need is a very local emp generator to bugger up their phones :-)
Horse
19:47:50
batwench you now have a lovelly fake tan tounge
taxi_cab
19:48:02
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batwench
19:48:11
Horse: wll have to wash it off with wine
Horse
19:48:29
top move can i join you?
Horse
19:49:35
Oh come on, there smore chance of the public doing that rather than the police. Certainly in the UK
batwench
19:51:37
Mad Welsh Mam has moved from murder on the TV bomb making. She can be very scary sometimes.
Horse
19:51:42
For the police to bloke filming will require massive legislation, for the public it will mean a trip to ebay.
mullerbiker
19:52:11
batwench: A BULLIEDVMOUSE
Horse
19:52:20
batwench explain please?
batwench
19:53:07
I am currenlty visiting Mad Welsh Mam in Swansea - she swaps bettween programs about murder to other crimes. I think she is researching something, well at 83 she needs a hobby.
batwench
19:53:40
I have been trying to convince her to come to the bash, she would drink both Ewen and Mullerbiker under the table
Horse
19:53:48
i am now quivering
GBRedneck
19:54:21
Evenin all
mullerbiker
19:54:23
batwench: RUBBISB
batwench
19:54:32
mullerbiker: confused?
Horse
19:54:41
GBRedneck evening
mullerbiker
19:55:21
WHAT HAS MISS B DONE TO MY IPAD...fFFS... AHHHHHHfFFFgGGGG
Horse
19:55:48
batwench to be fair mullerbiker is typing with one finger the rest are gaffer taped up by now
mullerbiker
19:55:50
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batwench
19:56:09
Horse: fairy snuff
batwench
19:57:12
TheMacMommy: Its just very annoying when you have people have tablets up in front of you and you cant see it
Horse
19:57:17
mullerbikers had it..... quick call the ambulance
Horse
19:57:32
batwench 100% agree
mullerbiker
20:00:29
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Horse
20:00:45
mullerbiker your alive!
Horse
20:01:43
Pretty Polly blimey thats a tough gig NOT
mullerbiker
20:01:43
Blocked by him and a sky news reader... The one from Wigan....and a colleymore but then easy to be blocked by him
mullerbiker
20:02:53
Horse: yep just about Miss R calmed down
mullerbiker
20:04:25
Ohhh we getting into politics
mullerbiker
20:04:44
BTN about to be banned
Horse
20:05:27
But Whatsapp cannot share as its End to End encryption isnt is?
mullerbiker
20:06:18
Hot not sleeping well in 30 degree heat I'm English
mullerbiker
20:07:48
One with Trump and coming Republicans and that as horse shit too
mullerbiker
20:08:10
Conning bollocks
mullerbiker
20:08:51
All the banks are owned by one family Rothchilds
Horse
20:08:52
mullerbiker I was no where near Trump
mullerbiker
20:09:17
New world order
GBRedneck
20:09:39
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Horse
20:10:24
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mullerbiker
20:10:49
Ten years you get l ss for murder in UK
Horse
20:11:14
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mullerbiker
20:11:15
Less for murder iOS fuck
batwench
20:11:34
oooowwwwwwiiiieeeee
mullerbiker
20:13:13
Cause they scan your passport the photos are online they don't give fudge of the one in the book
mullerbiker
20:13:50
Evens got new eyes...
mullerbiker
20:14:43
He ffG: cool thing is a lump of ice
Horse
20:14:57
The cool thing is Jeffs desk it always looks so goood
batwench
20:15:07
JeffG: Dont pick it up by the roof it comes off
mullerbiker
20:15:16
JeffG: expert in popping the doors
mullerbiker
20:15:37
JeffG: how about the cherry
batwench
20:16:21
mullerbiker: that reminds me I have a box of cherries I am brining this weekend we can see who has a very dexterous toungue
mullerbiker
20:16:27
Have the mini figures got actual virgina
batwench
20:16:43
mullerbiker: SLAP
mullerbiker
20:16:46
batwench: ha
batwench
20:16:58
Actually mullerbiker PUNCH
mullerbiker
20:17:22
batwench: get the first two film can they interact with this movie? Just asking
Horse
20:17:27
batwench and a kick for good luck?
batwench
20:17:46
Horse: I will it up to you
batwench
20:18:02
JeffG: I paid £49.99 for mine off the lego site
batwench
20:18:53
I wish to say that I am not a feminist. I am an EQUALIST
mullerbiker
20:19:10
Who needs a pack today?
Horse
20:19:42
i need a 6 pack
batwench
20:19:58
TheMacMommy: it’s becasue we have money to spend on the merch nowasays
mullerbiker
20:20:30
Supergirl if I was younger
TheMacMommy
20:20:55
I’d prefer the male version of the costume personally
Horse
20:20:59
mullerbiker what you would dress up like her.... a bloody lot younger
batwench
20:21:11
I was glad I got the moneys worth that I paid for it… Nowt SvB that is. Althought I did like the BM characTER
TheMacMommy
20:21:12
I’d be going for more authentic character, not femmie
batwench
20:21:35
JeffG: they are setting up for a JLA movie - hence the Aquaman and cyborg bits
Horse
20:21:51
TheMacMommy yes sorry chauvanist side creeping out there
GBRedneck
20:22:11
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Horse
20:22:59
welcome back GBRedneck
batwench
20:23:14
Not as far as I am aware Ewen it has never been brought up as matching in stuff just never been used in that way
mullerbiker
20:23:26
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Horse
20:23:38
Martha Wayne (née Martha Kane)
Horse
20:24:11
Martha Wayne (née Martha Kane)[2] is a fictional character of the Batman series of comic books, published by DC Comics. She is Bruce Wayne's mother and Dr. Thomas Wayne's wife. When she and her husband are murdered during a holdup, her son swears to avenge their deaths by fighting crime and fulfills this as Batman.[3]
batwench
20:24:31
Yes EWEN they are both called Martha - earth moms
batwench
20:24:55
both of batmans parents were killed
batwench
20:26:02
Ewen: trust me comic stuff is very lazily written and really odd at some parts
mullerbiker
20:26:49
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Horse
20:27:15
MarthaLong-ignored, Martha is now steadily marching its way back up the baby name list. In 1996, it was languishing at 214th, but last year it had risen to 73rd most popular name choice for girls in the UK. Biblical in origin, it means ‘lady’ and was famously borne by Martha Washington, the original First Lady of the USA.
batwench
20:28:39
that is a serious case of ear wax ewen
mullerbiker
20:28:47
Task Bryony to make me a guest bedroom in her mine craft mansion near the pool
Horse
20:29:06
I just clcked one of mullerbiker links and got away with it... it was very informative mullerbiker
mullerbiker
20:30:07
Horse: all my links are its paulums who spread that shit
TomF
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Horse
20:30:33
ok mullerbiker of course the a.re
Horse
20:30:55
Eveyone else listens to music when Ewen sleeps
mullerbiker
20:31:16
Horse: i just watch him sleep
TomF
20:31:18
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Horse
20:31:45
Does he snore.....
mullerbiker
20:31:56
TheMacMommy: JeffG is a podcast whore
Horse
20:32:14
JeffG and proud
Horse
20:32:32
woop woop woop
mullerbiker
20:32:38
JeffG: is out of the mixing room and proud
batwench
20:32:44
ewen 1.30 you are picking up Patrice at 1pmn
mullerbiker
20:33:36
batwench: patrice is landing on a beach near Dover
Horse
20:33:43
TheMacMommy I ahev just fainted
batwench
20:34:01
Dont give him your name mullerbiker !
mullerbiker
20:34:27
batwench: nor my five day okd tea leaves
BronwynECG
20:34:56
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mullerbiker
20:35:04
Apple halo is slipping lately
BronwynECG
20:35:09
Okay I’m back.. the show may continue :P
batwench
20:35:41
mullerbiker: my halo is more of an ankle bracket
BronwynECG
20:35:47
Ewen: apple lust?
Horse
20:36:29
You can love aa thing without lusting after it... Rugby Ewen?
BronwynECG
20:36:44
I hear FreeBSD is a new and up and coming OS Ewen :D
mullerbiker
20:36:48
JeffG: you touched it
batwench
20:37:02
Thank lordi my mam isnt on the interwebs - it would be choas
BronwynECG
20:38:11
same thing with my dad >_< I CANNOT teach him anything.
Horse
20:38:12
At The Apple Store .. Spend Money..... Spend Money At The Apple Store : The difference?
batwench
20:38:44
mullerbiker: 83
BronwynECG
20:38:57
he thinks he knows EVEYTHING. and he’s the one with ALL the viruses on his computer >_<
Horse
20:39:12
I actually enjoy teaching older peeps
batwench
20:39:13
Right ewen and mullerbiker I will see you tomorrow - will be getting there about 12:30
Horse
20:39:19
tomorrow it is
BronwynECG
20:39:23
okay later folks TheMacMommy Ewen JeffG
mullerbiker
20:39:28
No see me saturday
TheMacMommy
20:39:42
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batwench
20:39:48
Ewen: if you need people picked up let me know
batwench
20:39:59
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Horse
20:40:14
im out of here. bye all
BronwynECG
20:40:20
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Horse
20:40:30
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Ewen
20:41:34
Cheers Everyone. THanks. See you tomorrow
Ewen
20:41:37
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JeffG
20:42:43
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mullerbiker
20:43:23
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GBRedneck
23:13:14
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taxi_cab
23:21:39
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