beetee
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14:47:56
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paulshadwell
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17:49:35
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18:31:08
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Mullerbiker
18:35:26
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batwench
18:47:44
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mullerbiker_
18:51:35
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mullerbiker_
18:51:59
Evening
Ewen
18:52:33
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mullerbiker_
18:53:20
Happy Birthday
mullerbiker_
18:54:18
Where is out cream pie, I mean our cream cake batwench
batwench
18:54:34
mullerbiker_: hows the beer????
mullerbiker_
18:54:40
Broke
mullerbiker_
18:54:53
And my little finger is hurting
batwench
18:54:57
Hello sir
batwench
18:55:12
thanks awe xcxc
batwench
18:55:31
mullerbiker_: can I stay in - I have wine and gin
batwench
18:55:50
Blue tube for you muller
batwench
18:56:02
or porn hub
mullerbiker_
18:56:33
batwench: still no bakery confection
batwench
18:57:09
Na - apart from the shite load of Gluten Free Buscuits from Angela
Steve-AWT
18:57:20
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batwench
18:58:03
there is also LubeTube Ewen
Steve-AWT
19:00:28
OK, I've added a contact request for line 2, Ewen
patrice
19:03:34
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batwench
19:05:58
hold on hecking
batwench
19:06:23
mullerbiker_: NOPE not on ALPHA GEEK
batwench
19:06:49
ewen we havefeed
batwench
19:07:08
NO NO NO Andy is Naked - no hat
Mullerbiker
19:08:19
batwench is alpha geek working now
batwench
19:08:48
Mullerbiker: nope still notr uo
ChuckLaTournous
19:08:50
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Mullerbiker
19:09:05
I got sucess on the site…
batwench
19:09:42
Mullerbiker: but no success on mine
Mullerbiker
19:10:03
oh well I got sucess when I cxlick the buttons
Mullerbiker
19:10:32
Channel 3 batwench
batwench
19:11:44
Not even getting it up on list on page
Mullerbiker
19:12:17
I ued the generic show as were not setup
batwench
19:13:31
Mullerbiker: see slack room for what I am getting on alphageek as shoes runnung
Mullerbiker
19:14:11
I turn c hannel 3 on…
batwench
19:14:38
trying to do that now
BIGSHOW|7162
19:16:12
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BIGSHOW|7162
19:16:24
alpha geek...
ChuckLaTournous
19:16:41
Hello, Chatroom!
BIGSHOW|7162
19:16:42
well that link working no show video :)
Steve-AWT
19:17:13
Hello, ChuckLaTournous
batwench
19:17:43
Chatroom can some one else try and get channel 3 up on alpha geek radio as I am having issues
BIGSHOW|7162
19:19:13
No Im on channel 3 I can post in chat room but no video
BIGSHOW|7162
19:19:29
This is mullerbiker
batwench
19:19:58
BIGSHOW|7162: nope not having any luck with Alpha geek
BIGSHOW|7162
19:20:14
nor me I keep restarting it
batwench
19:20:25
BIGSHOW|7162: just thought it was me again
batwench
19:20:33
its my age
BIGSHOW|7162
19:20:33
Bigshow and mac not showing so started generic and its not working
batwench
19:21:10
Andy sounds like he is a time lord
Mullerbiker
19:21:57
I stopped it we can transmit on channel one…. thats set up
Mullerbiker
19:23:08
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mullerbiker
19:24:11
Fuck it channel is available for couple of hours but better not I might forget to turn it off 😂
BIGSHOW|7162
19:24:44
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mullerbiker
19:26:27
I now can get my links clicked by posting on alpha geek 🙄
mullerbiker
19:26:55
Was patrice even born when leopard came out 😂
batwench
19:27:13
Can someone tell Andy that the people of Whitehaven have offically pardoned the American Navy for doing a raid on the Port during the War of Independance. The only place in the UK to have been invaded during that war
mullerbiker
19:27:34
batwench: you turn coats
batwench
19:28:25
No John Paul Jones attacked the port - honestly. Didnt get too far as his sailors decided to get drunk instead of setting fire to all of the ships
mullerbiker
19:29:01
patrice: do you think your in a creepy day care nursery with this panel
patrice
19:29:16
Yes I do :D
mullerbiker
19:29:47
Can't you download that?
batwench
19:30:58
Its very quite in the chat roon tonight
mullerbiker
19:31:22
batwench: for now
mullerbiker
19:31:37
It is sunny out
mullerbiker
19:32:03
Andy Murray won
batwench
19:32:15
Its grey up here
mullerbiker
19:32:27
Now in final....he British again 😂
Steve-AWT
19:35:29
What are clouds? We don't have 'em here. It's sunny and beautiful.
DocRock
19:36:09
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Steve-AWT
19:36:16
DocRock
DocRock
19:36:40
To save "Mr. C's" Identity we needed to cver his face
mullerbiker
19:37:07
I am not putting a beta on my phone
Ewen
19:37:26
It was a bit more Apple Readers Wives than Mr C
batwench
19:39:16
No Ewen you just dont get German Humour
Steve-AWT
19:40:14
Isn't German Humour an oxymoron?
GBRedneck
19:40:46
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batwench
19:41:02
Steve-AWT: just like American Military intelligenvr
Steve-AWT
19:41:09
Exactly!
patrice
19:42:09
@Steve-AWT Yes.. it is! :D
mullerbiker
19:44:45
Wait for it DocRock the fanboy about to denounce 😂
mullerbiker
19:45:23
Well new watch in September so maybe out of beta soon 😂
GBRedneck
19:46:59
evenin all
mullerbiker
19:47:07
GBRedneck: hi
DocRock
19:47:37
Aloha sorry my O key is dying
Steve-AWT
19:47:49
Asshle
TomF
19:47:55
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Ewen
19:48:01
Hey ROb. Great to see you back in teh fold
mullerbiker
19:48:01
Don't tell patrice you name Ewen
GBRedneck
19:48:07
good to be back
DocRock
19:48:08
hahahaha Steve-AWT
Steve-AWT
19:48:19
Or is it kle in Hawaiian, DocRock?
DocRock
19:48:35
we sa Faka
mullerbiker
19:48:45
The iPad wasn't good till iPad 3
Steve-AWT
19:48:56
And your y key is broken, too
patrice
19:49:00
you mean 4
Steve-AWT
19:49:08
You mean Pro
GBRedneck
19:49:21
loving the iPad pro here
mullerbiker
19:49:21
Well my iPad Pro is best one but meh
mullerbiker
19:49:54
iPhone 4 was the one that made me try... iPhone 3 was pants
Paul
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mullerbiker
19:51:18
batwench: backdoors you know about these web sites?
batwench
19:51:40
No idea. I am innocent… this time
mullerbiker
19:52:01
You mean ripped?
TomF
19:52:43
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TomF
19:53:19
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mullerbiker
19:53:26
You don't need anti virus just don't go to batwench porn sites
batwench
19:53:48
mullerbiker: I thought the rule was never to click on one of your links
mullerbiker
19:54:17
batwench: no new rule 😏
DocRock
19:54:19
BRB. Damn security calling
TomF
19:55:22
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GBRedneck
19:56:01
are we all ready for amazon prime day II Ewen ?
mullerbiker
19:56:07
Don't go to Batwench.co.uk you will never un see that 😚🤗🔥🤐🤔
batwench
19:56:24
mullerbiker: blow a raspery at you
batwench
19:56:35
need to do a revamp of that site
mullerbiker
19:56:37
batwench: just saying
mullerbiker
19:57:53
It's not apples fault ... The mantra of the fanboy
Ewen
19:59:43
Nah, thats not fair @mullerbiker
patrice
20:00:05
codesign -dv /Application/Cyberduck.app
mullerbiker
20:01:55
Racists!
mullerbiker
20:02:21
Ovay I offended
batwench
20:02:56
That would be a problem - isnt she in the great theatre in the sky?
mullerbiker
20:03:25
Now your racist to two communities 😱
mullerbiker
20:03:51
Jews are a race !
batwench
20:03:52
mullerbiker: equality and diversity - take the piss out off all people no matter where or what they are
mullerbiker
20:04:29
batwench: look I have the right to be offended for no apparent reason
batwench
20:04:53
Oh you gentle delicate flower - grow a pair
Steve-AWT
20:05:08
Agreed, DocRock
ChuckLaTournous
20:05:23
I use Flow -- free and does everything I need.
mullerbiker
20:05:32
batwench: I did diversity training for years it's ingrained
ChuckLaTournous
20:05:59
Sorry, not free -- but only $5.
mullerbiker
20:06:23
Double camera like a app,e double rainbow wooooowww
DocRock
20:06:54
ChuckLaTournous I loved flow but when MAS versin came out it brke I and haven't loked back.
mullerbiker
20:06:58
Bet DocRock and patrice will
DocRock
20:06:59
will look again
mullerbiker
20:07:22
I due a upgrade too I'm on the 6 plus....
batwench
20:08:15
I am on my windows phone - love it as it does what I need it to do.
patrice
20:08:25
And Cyberduck is a Swiss product. Not chinese!
patrice
20:08:37
That one was a fresh download
Steve-AWT
20:09:46
Patrice - was it Sophos you mentioned as being the best antivirus acroos the board?
mullerbiker
20:09:46
patrice: is a cyberduck a duck that avoids a cyber gun in a online game? 🤔
patrice
20:10:03
@Steve-AWT Yes. Back in 2007 or 2008
batwench
20:10:05
Ewen: I thought according to the news show they were getting ri of the 32g one
mullerbiker
20:10:57
Buy Ellis a 930 Ewen 😱🤔🎣🎣🎣🎣💥
batwench
20:11:19
mullerbiker: its a damn fine phone
batwench
20:11:46
Although to go on holiday I have a MotoG
mullerbiker
20:12:04
batwench: I know .... Tempted to by another windows phone...
batwench
20:12:39
Iphone 7 is going to be expensive if the pound carries on against the dollar as it is - exchange rate dire
GBRedneck
20:13:09
it'll get better batwench
batwench
20:13:17
mullerbiker: I can also recommend the 950
mullerbiker
20:13:20
Pound will recover just bankers taking a profit...
mullerbiker
20:14:10
Does the BMW come with indicators DocRock
batwench
20:14:29
DocRock ’s etching is going well - he is spending money like its going out of fashion
mullerbiker
20:14:29
Liar liar pants on fire DocRock
mullerbiker
20:15:20
batwench: you like DocRock etchings? Fear fnar
batwench
20:15:43
mullerbiker: I was told as a child that BMW stood for ‘black mans wheels’ and for years I believed it. Still dont know what it stands for
Steve-AWT
20:15:59
Bavarian Motor WOrks
batwench
20:16:17
thank you - knowledge aquired
mullerbiker
20:16:20
Stands for Bloody Motors indicators don't Work
DocRock
20:16:27
ChuckLaTournous $1000 a year I gotta get 128
GBRedneck
20:16:52
batwench you weren't the only one told that
ChuckLaTournous
20:16:57
@DocRock LOL I want to be you, my friend. :-)
Steve-AWT
20:17:04
Get the annual update plan.
mullerbiker
20:17:45
Ewen: you joke was trod on
batwench
20:17:46
DocRock: that is so anal
bobbeach
20:18:04
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batwench
20:18:07
mr batwench keeps all of his boxes
Steve-AWT
20:18:21
AT&T has the Next plan, Apple has the Upgrade program.
DocRock
20:18:56
Secret is have no Kids
batwench
20:19:04
Shoes - lots of shoes
mullerbiker
20:19:28
Larry Hagman?
bobbeach
20:20:15
AA - Apple Anonymous
mullerbiker
20:20:47
My god Andy is going to have a contact on him from DocRock and patrice
batwench
20:21:04
bobbeach: lol
Steve-AWT
20:21:08
We'll all send Guido over to break Andy's legs.
DocRock
20:21:13
contract?
mullerbiker
20:21:26
Someone warn Anako... He signing his own death warrant
Steve-AWT
20:21:52
Anakin?
mullerbiker
20:21:59
DocRock: I was trying to help him...
batwench
20:23:01
My computer software is apple as the build qulaity is very good and I don’t have to get a new one every other year. they just last and are therefore value for money
bobbeach
20:23:11
Serves you right for drinking Dr Pepper
mullerbiker
20:23:14
I have his scratched ones if he takes UK size 10 😂
batwench
20:23:18
DocRock: totally agree with the blessed comment
bobbeach
20:23:46
More money than sense!
batwench
20:24:42
well apart from Thursday - thats a nasty day for hiom
bobbeach
20:25:08
video frozen. just me?
mullerbiker
20:25:22
You said Ewen forward slosh
batwench
20:26:06
Oh she will kill you for that
patrice
20:26:29
Trick question.. those are all balloons :P
bobbeach
20:26:31
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patrice
20:26:40
just different kinds ;)
batwench
20:26:45
patrice: dare you to try and pop them
mullerbiker
20:26:45
Betting on Card Cutting is on Paddy Power
mullerbiker
20:27:09
batwench: can we burst yours?
batwench
20:27:12
If you need Gluten Free stuff let me know before hand so I can bring it
batwench
20:27:27
mullerbiker: you can try…… But a kick in groin often hurts
mullerbiker
20:27:40
batwench: can you bring glutton free too
batwench
20:28:05
mullerbiker: what - with my girlish figure I dont think so
mullerbiker
20:28:17
Ferk
patrice
20:29:04
@batwench bring it
tioaboa
20:29:37
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mullerbiker
20:30:28
patrice: no don't chance it.... You will suffer....
patrice
20:30:48
@mullerbiker I was talking about the bfood ;)
Ewen
20:30:50
Not even Muller calls out Batwench @patrice
mullerbiker
20:31:14
patrice: not the balloons ...
batwench
20:31:15
I am NOT that bad..
JuFroJim
20:31:46
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batwench
20:32:13
are all tech people in colorado/
mullerbiker
20:32:14
Is there a bromance here DocRock
DocRock
20:32:40
Roll your own Itunes
mullerbiker
20:32:44
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mullerbiker
20:33:05
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Ewen
20:33:18
Wrong Plex LOL
DocRock
20:33:28
Running om my MacMini for 5 years solid
mullerbiker
20:33:59
Feeling iPad Pro keeps rebooting Apple sort this issue
mullerbiker
20:34:20
Feeling... That's was fucking... Auto corrupt
mullerbiker
20:36:44
Is Andy on a death wish... Slagged Apple off twice with fanbouys ion panel
mullerbiker
20:38:25
Hello JuFroJim .... Hiding mate 😎
JuFroJim
20:38:57
hey mullerbiker, yup been away for a bit...
mullerbiker
20:39:33
JuFroJim: you have to come to Bash Sharon needs you 😏😂
mullerbiker
20:40:44
JuFroJim: is paulums on BigShow ...?
JuFroJim
20:41:30
ha! yeah i heard :-)
JuFroJim
20:41:46
yeah i think he said he was on tonite
mullerbiker
20:42:01
JuFroJim: come on well look after you... 😀
batwench
20:43:12
JuFroJim: its either that or Sharon will hunt you down
mullerbiker
20:43:26
We're going to Norwich to kidnap pallums don't tell him 🙃
batwench
20:43:32
withings owned by nokia
JuFroJim
20:43:54
haha, yeah i might be there, i hadn't planned on it this year, but it depends on trains
Steve-AWT
20:44:11
And also ChuckLaTournous - QardioArm is another really good BP cuff
JuFroJim
20:44:31
you can try mullerbiker but i think he's away (hence not coming!)
ChuckLaTournous
20:45:00
Thanks, Steve-AWT
JuFroJim
20:45:08
how u doing batwench?
mullerbiker
20:45:21
JuFroJim: he won't tell us.... We're have to come a week early and store him in Ewens cupboards
batwench
20:45:58
DocRock: is everywhere like a rash
mullerbiker
20:46:17
JuFroJim: he might pocket you a nice lens 🤗
Steve-AWT
20:46:31
ChuckLaTournous: On Feb. 26 I woke up with chest pain, went to ER, turned out to be nothing. How about you?
ChuckLaTournous
20:47:21
Similar situation, turned out to be *something*. Manageable, thankfully.
mullerbiker
20:47:33
ChuckLaTournous: a wireless blood cuff why not buy a cheaper one...
mullerbiker
20:48:02
Is patrice really small or that fly really big?
Steve-AWT
20:48:12
I had the 1st-generation Withings with a cable. Trust me, you don't want a cable...
ChuckLaTournous
20:48:15
@ChuckLaTournous
patrice
20:48:20
the fly is big!
ChuckLaTournous
20:49:22
mullerbiker -- looked at reviews and features and liked what I saw. Very happy with it.
bobbeach
20:50:23
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batwench
20:51:42
i often get called mow
mullerbiker
20:51:50
Is patrice really French ?
mullerbiker
20:52:14
patrice: bit quick on that denial
bobbeach
20:52:27
I was really enjoying watching BTN and then the fucking hotel wifi crapped out on me. Only just come back on. Bet I've missed most of the show
Ewen
20:52:49
It was really boring @bobbeach
patrice
20:52:50
@mullerbiker Because I freaking hate the French :P
mullerbiker
20:53:16
patrice: yeah I know you invaded twice 🙄😆
Steve-AWT
20:53:23
Until Andy danced naked, bobbeach
mullerbiker
20:53:35
And they beat you 2 nil in euros
Ewen
20:53:37
Germans spend 6 years bombing the shit out of us and we still hate the chees munchers. Amazing!
patrice
20:53:57
Today’s movie in the US
ChuckLaTournous
20:54:12
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JuFroJim
20:54:28
talking plex, does anyone run a media center that handles TV tuners that isn't WMC...?
mullerbiker
20:54:41
patrice: is that cause you're secret frenchaphile
patrice
20:54:58
No.. more a frenchaphobe >P
bobbeach
20:55:04
francophile
patrice
20:55:25
Who the fuck cares… it’s french :D
mullerbiker
20:56:31
So no certain Je ne dais qua then patrice
bobbeach
20:57:01
I like both the french and the germans
mullerbiker
20:57:41
bobbeach: I have German grandparents... Shits that's not helping is it.. 😏
bobbeach
20:58:17
i prefer meta z
mullerbiker
20:58:37
Shitz
mullerbiker
20:58:41
Better
GBRedneck
20:59:09
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bobbeach
20:59:50
I'm going to sleep!
mullerbiker
21:00:22
You had to have 78 albums?
richard_harkness
21:00:43
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richard_harkness
21:01:12
Good evening all!
paulums
21:02:01
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mullerbiker
21:03:06
richard_harkness: hi ya
batwench
21:03:15
Heeeellllooo Dr Sexy
JuFroJim
21:03:19
hi richard_harkness
DocRock
21:03:34
Great Show Fellas
mullerbiker
21:03:57
batwench: take a shower
batwench
21:04:03
Ewen do you have any fabric btw
bobbeach
21:04:07
i thought they'd never shut up!
paulums
21:04:26
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patrice
21:04:26
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
21:04:27
bobbeach: 😂😆
batwench
21:04:31
what do you mean that Jeff is not hear for my Bday show
paulums
21:04:32
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Steve-AWT
21:04:37
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
21:04:43
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tioaboa_
21:05:05
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mullerbiker
21:05:39
paulums: you make my hole weak
mullerbiker
21:06:38
You a a. Astronaut
mullerbiker
21:08:13
paulums: you anal astronaut
JuFroJim
21:08:27
it was good :-)
tioaboa
21:08:37
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bobbeach
21:08:37
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
21:09:31
JuFroJim: where there a claim ect
batwench
21:09:49
I like Bella - they do good Gluten free
JuFroJim
21:10:15
i claim for my tastebuds
mullerbiker
21:10:49
JuFroJim: did he at least get you pissed
richard_harkness
21:11:06
Having a nice gluten free beer tonight Batwench
batwench
21:11:19
Oh which one?
batwench
21:11:56
richard_harkness: funnit enough is what I am drinking
batwench
21:12:02
Ewen: yes it is the same stuff
JuFroJim
21:13:16
no pissed mullerbiker, i was driving :-/
batwench
21:13:53
teserate
mullerbiker
21:13:58
JuFroJim: next time FFS and let me know too 😄
batwench
21:14:02
No that is at NASA richard_harkness
mullerbiker
21:14:35
richard_harkness: is a posh Geordie do they actually exist?
richard_harkness
21:15:09
Thanks Batwench
mullerbiker
21:15:23
paulums: you should have threatened to download it eventually
patrice
21:15:30
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batwench
21:16:06
Ewen: that so works for us with BT as well
batwench
21:16:54
paulums: thanks for the wishes - could do with a birthday snog though!
mullerbiker
21:17:00
If fact they talk bollocks
paulums
21:17:24
batwech I'd give you a ull one girl
paulums
21:17:43
full one even
mullerbiker
21:18:05
tioaboa: when you say trainer!, lion?
pearcen
21:20:03
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:20:16
pearcen: wotcha
paulums
21:20:37
pearcen! my gay crush!
JuFroJim
21:21:14
i did have a nice time :-)
pearcen
21:21:17
heya fella.
tioaboa
21:21:48
yeah lions
JuFroJim
21:21:49
and how much carbonara did she eat...?!
JuFroJim
21:22:20
ewen, check ur DM
mullerbiker
21:22:21
Devil is in BTN
batwench
21:23:09
Dr Sexy drops it in
mullerbiker
21:23:37
richard_harkness: when we Brexit you won't be able to go to Germany and be a bricking
mullerbiker
21:23:56
Brickie fucking Oruro corrupt
mullerbiker
21:24:07
Auto... Ahhhhh
mullerbiker
21:24:33
That's livin alright
mullerbiker
21:25:09
paulums: 10 minus 5 is 5 ffs
pearcen
21:28:15
I miss Amazon :(
JuFroJim
21:28:23
yeah it was a bad scratch...!
tioaboa
21:28:32
Ian's story
mullerbiker
21:29:30
paulums: he buys all his sex toys on Amazon
mullerbiker
21:30:48
paulums: your a big mark yep
mullerbiker
21:31:31
Is tioaboa speaking from the past?
batwench
21:31:43
I get a free cat toy with every amazon order - the box
mullerbiker
21:32:15
batwench: you want free pussy with every order? So do I 😂
batwench
21:32:32
mullerbiker: they do do sex toys
tioaboa
21:32:38
yes im stuck in 1999
mullerbiker
21:32:57
tioaboa: prince is dead mate... Sorry
batwench
21:33:37
licwsing
mullerbiker
21:34:19
Everyone type happy Birthday to batwench .... Get plastered you .....
batwench
21:34:42
dyslexic finguers
mullerbiker
21:35:23
batwench: I take a Pepsi
batwench
21:35:52
or shirley?
richard_harkness
21:36:16
wah wah waaaaaah
mullerbiker
21:36:43
tioaboa: you need to meet Dr Who
batwench
21:36:49
i like a keyboard
JuFroJim
21:37:52
i had an HTC with a flipout keyboard and i loved it
mullerbiker
21:38:10
Priv is android...
mullerbiker
21:38:24
So why not get a an android
richard_harkness
21:38:44
Its android indeed but with Blackberry extra security smarts
mullerbiker
21:38:59
Plusnet is BT so your BT with shite service
JuFroJim
21:39:00
what we really need is a foldable screen, so you can open out the phone and have a double sizsed screen or a normal sized screen and the other half a large touch keyboard
mullerbiker
21:39:31
paulums: I hate autocorrpt
richard_harkness
21:40:34
the good thing about it being android based is it has a decent app store now!
mullerbiker
21:40:43
I find Siri is more accurate than Apple keyboard 😦
tioaboa
21:40:52
ooh thats cool
batwench
21:41:29
I had for my 4s a Bluetooth keyboard case it rocked
mullerbiker
21:41:36
JuFroJim: can you imagine that phone on 4G
JuFroJim
21:42:41
...or a metamaterial that produces a tactile screen based on the display coming through it. So display a keyboard, givesyou tatile spots where the keys are
batwench
21:42:50
Ewen is in the loo isnt he
richard_harkness
21:42:58
I bet he is lol
tioaboa
21:43:19
jufrojim that was a good idea what happened to that
JuFroJim
21:43:51
dunno, i'm sure i have seen development ideas for that tioaboa
batwench
21:43:59
Ewen That I would buy
mullerbiker
21:44:25
Did anyone like the fade 👻
JuFroJim
21:44:49
mullerbiker: if the keyboard was thiner, it would be awesome on a modern smartphone
mullerbiker
21:45:16
JuFroJim: they could do that defo now
batwench
21:45:51
Mr batwench cant work with the swipe feature his brain is wired for it
batwench
21:46:01
not wired for it
batwench
21:46:26
Thanks you
mullerbiker
21:46:31
paulums: did it predict I'm a cider drinker
batwench
21:48:47
I love my 950 xl
JuFroJim
21:50:02
framerate pon tyhe 950's is 60fps and photos are 16Mp DNG
mullerbiker
21:50:09
930 wasn't bad
batwench
21:50:23
I do miss the camera on the 1020
JuFroJim
21:50:33
yeah, i agree, it is a backward step
mullerbiker
21:51:48
No Ewen was going ape over it ;)
mullerbiker
21:52:23
Sorry Apple iPhone had 10000 quid of lighting and setup for their shots...
mullerbiker
21:53:11
Exif data shafted em
batwench
21:56:27
Well today I got a Garmin Viso 2 - waterproof and windows phone compatible
mullerbiker
21:57:15
Eat that paulums I'm an expert
mullerbiker
21:58:11
Read my review paulums
mullerbiker
21:59:46
tioaboa: you don't need a watch if you wear a band 2
batwench
22:00:36
Was that before he droped the beer
paulums
22:01:28
OK pearcen?
mullerbiker
22:01:51
I did use cortana on band 1 to do all sorts
JeffG
22:02:05
>> Joins the chat room
pearcen
22:02:12
paulums: still awake.. Just.
JuFroJim
22:02:25
i would to love to try cortana, but i just don't trust them with my voice data!
JuFroJim
22:02:42
hey JeffG!
batwench
22:03:03
JeffG: xcxcxcxcxcxc
mullerbiker
22:03:23
JeffG: can I drink with you
batwench
22:03:33
thank you JeffG xcxc
mullerbiker
22:04:01
batwench: did you like mine
batwench
22:04:18
mullerbiker: wasnt ms monroe but passible
richard_harkness
22:04:32
He did Danke Schoen in Ferris Buellers Day Off. Great song, great film!
JuFroJim
22:05:05
love Win10, never been force on me
batwench
22:05:21
JuFroJim: i quite like it. better than 8
JuFroJim
22:05:27
yeah yesh
batwench
22:05:30
still no 3.11
Ewen
22:05:59
Did you pay for it JufroJim
JuFroJim
22:06:08
nooooo...
JeffG
22:06:10
Yes, muller, we can totally drink together.
mullerbiker
22:06:11
I like it but have had to rescue two failed installs
richard_harkness
22:06:48
Software assault by Microsoft
mullerbiker
22:06:50
JeffG: cool 😎
JuFroJim
22:06:53
my media centre is still running win7
batwench
22:06:57
JuFroJim: but will it autoclave
JuFroJim
22:07:15
ha! if i write a plugin
mullerbiker
22:07:56
Win 10 is very good but it's very aggressive . But it's business it's iffy
batwench
22:08:24
mullerbiker: its aggressive when it doesnt believe in the term no means no
batwench
22:08:47
OMG they mullerbiker ’s parents decided to have more after him....
mullerbiker
22:09:21
batwench: you want me?
mullerbiker
22:10:16
Did paulums swear?
batwench
22:10:39
mullerbiker: no I have a Mr Batwench - he is handfull enough
richard_harkness
22:10:56
Clippy has become self aware. Thats whats doing it.
mullerbiker
22:11:21
paulums: it was a pukka copy
JuFroJim
22:11:43
haha! richard_harkness
mullerbiker
22:12:25
paulums: slap down
paulums
22:12:48
mullerbiker I've been f**ked
mullerbiker
22:13:05
Ewen: isnt office the microsoft biggest earner
Ewen
22:13:06
Did you enjoy it @paulums
paulums
22:13:27
Ewen it was an easy out my man
mullerbiker
22:13:52
paulums: hand me the shovel you digging a hole
mullerbiker
22:14:39
Windows 360 must be big earner now.
JuFroJim
22:15:10
yeah, waiting for sharepoint to be implementred at work
mullerbiker
22:16:35
paulums: that's a hook
mullerbiker
22:17:34
I did work n a large org. Microsoft charge by thousands...
mullerbiker
22:19:45
Windows 10 is very good to be fair.... Win 8 was the dog
paulums
22:20:01
jufrojim PLEASE chip in with SharePoint
JuFroJim
22:20:22
sharepoint would be awesome when we get it
mullerbiker
22:20:29
JuFroJim: please xxxxxx love paulums
JuFroJim
22:20:33
still waiting for user access
paulums
22:20:39
jufroji, but the possibiilties
JuFroJim
22:20:50
are amazing, yes
batwench
22:21:23
I work in an industry where we cant access Cloud stuff - not esecure enough
JuFroJim
22:21:28
i love all the MS cloud services
mullerbiker
22:21:37
Wasn't Shatepoint the old Signing on computer
mullerbiker
22:22:05
JeffG: I got wood
batwench
22:22:18
JeffG: btw - thanks for last weeks lego cool thing - got it got bought
JuFroJim
22:22:43
awesome!
mullerbiker
22:23:16
If a Robot escapes it should at least kill people
mullerbiker
22:23:53
JeffG: buy lube and hope for the best!
JeffG
22:24:53
Pretty sure. Well, kind of.
JeffG
22:25:09
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
22:25:28
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
22:25:29
Just noticed Ewen has broken the c string on his bass again
batwench
22:25:42
better than his G string
JuFroJim
22:25:55
bwahaha!
mullerbiker
22:26:48
batwench: whaaaaaa he said it 👻
PaulDixon
22:27:35
<< Leaves the chat room
richard_harkness
22:28:46
Well that escalated quickly ;-)
mullerbiker
22:29:43
richard_harkness: my little finger is brushed at the base and on the palm pad... But to be fair I can bend it
mullerbiker
22:30:19
Looking a bit blue !
JuFroJim
22:30:23
what wouyld happen if Cortana woke up...?!
mullerbiker
22:31:06
JuFroJim: I'd pretend to be master chief
JuFroJim
22:31:26
i want a wifi chip in my brain
mullerbiker
22:32:06
JuFroJim: noooooo paulums would hacknyou and make you his sex slave
JuFroJim
22:32:07
imagine direct access to all internet resources
mullerbiker
22:33:03
JuFroJim: mind fuck by paulums ...
JuFroJim
22:33:22
*rolls eyes*
mullerbiker
22:33:35
JuFroJim: 😳
JuFroJim
22:34:20
wifi brain chip ftw
paulums
22:34:32
mullerbiker you have no idea
mullerbiker
22:35:18
paulums: i imagine your preclivities
mullerbiker
22:36:05
paulums: you looking up that word? 😂
paulums
22:36:20
mullerbiker can't be arsed
mullerbiker
22:37:05
Another bleep
richard_harkness
22:37:12
Dancing in the moonlight with fancy glasses
paulums
22:38:13
Can Mark bring mullerbiker a sense of purpose?
batwench
22:38:47
Ewen is hoya Mark coming to the bash?
JuFroJim
22:39:27
are they my photos?
mullerbiker
22:39:58
<< Leaves the chat room
richard_harkness
22:41:56
Its AWESOME!
mullerbiker
22:42:12
>> Joins the chat room
tioaboa
22:42:55
just be reading the 1602 series
batwench
22:43:05
I have built mine already
mullerbiker
22:43:18
Who we gonna call JeffG
tioaboa
22:43:21
and iron man demon in a bottle series
JuFroJim
22:44:18
JeffG: once you've built a lego model do you ever dissassemble it and rebuild it...?
richard_harkness
22:44:40
JeffG
22:44:47
Yours came before mine, BW!
JeffG
22:44:59
I do, JuFroJim
batwench
22:45:10
JuFroJim: I don’t they go in to my display cabinets
JuFroJim
22:45:27
oh good jeffG, otherwise i was wondering the point
mullerbiker
22:45:52
batwench: do you glue them?
JuFroJim
22:45:54
but batwench, surely the fun's in playinjg with lego
mullerbiker
22:46:21
JuFroJim: 👍
batwench
22:46:29
mullerbiker: no way. I have to put them behind glass as I have a cat that loves disaebmling them.
batwench
22:46:44
JuFroJim: I have no set lego that I play with
JuFroJim
22:47:29
batwench :-(
batwench
22:47:52
As in a box of lego that I can just put together take apart etc
richard_harkness
22:49:05
That is a lush guitar
batwench
22:49:17
As long as you can play the bass line from Under Pressure Ewen
paulums
22:49:17
The action is low - just like mullerbiker
batwench
22:49:59
JeffG: he breaks homes
mullerbiker
22:50:39
Was looking for let's get it on for Ewen pick 😹
mullerbiker
22:51:07
tioaboa: when you in slack .... No bandwidth?
mullerbiker
22:51:56
They do that to....
mullerbiker
22:52:28
JeffG: still got your kidneys?
JeffG
22:52:58
Yep. Wait. Where did these stitches come from?
batwench
22:53:13
ewen I should be up from swansea by then
JuFroJim
22:53:53
ewen are there gonna be live show(s) at the bash?
mullerbiker
22:53:56
Wank cards
Ewen
22:54:12
Not sure @Jufrojim
batwench
22:56:17
too cloudy up here
richard_harkness
22:56:58
<< Leaves the chat room
paulums
22:57:09
night lovies
pearcen
22:57:09
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
22:57:12
<< Leaves the chat room
JuFroJim
22:57:44
ciao peepes
Ewen
22:57:50
<< Leaves the chat room
paulums
22:57:58
<< Leaves the chat room
JuFroJim
22:57:59
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
22:58:02
bye, gang!
JeffG
22:58:06
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tioaboa
22:58:12
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
22:58:48
<< Leaves the chat room
DocRock
23:02:26
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