taxi_cab
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maccast
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GBRedneck
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maccast
16:39:11
Anyone around yet this morning/evening?
NathanP
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NathanP
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wakemp
17:00:48
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GBRedneck
17:08:40
afternoon all
wakemp
17:12:00
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maccast
17:14:09
Finally there is someone else here. Afternoon @GBReadneck
maccast
17:14:18
Finally there is someone else here. Afternoon @GBRedneck
mullerbiker
17:18:52
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GBRedneck
17:20:56
whats maccast
mullerbiker
17:21:08
Evening slackers and Quies!
maccast
17:26:08
WTF dod you just call me @mullerbiker?!!
maccast
17:26:15
WTF did you just call me @mullerbiker?!!
mullerbiker
17:28:44
If the label fit
mullerbiker
17:31:34
Anyway as Tim has spoken to me, I cant repeat my predictions as they were too accurate
Ian
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Ian
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Ian
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Ian
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Ewen
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mullerbiker
17:40:05
Hello
IanUK
17:40:49
Just washing up
IanUK
17:40:58
Rock n roll
mullerbiker
17:41:24
IanUK: soap on the computer then?
MikeO
17:41:57
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IanUK
17:42:07
Sounding good
IanUK
17:42:55
You mean Netscape is no good?
batwench
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mactee
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IanUK
17:44:53
How you feeling @ewen?
batwench
17:44:56
ewen wotcha
mullerbiker
17:45:15
Trying Photon Browser
batwench
17:45:56
Ewen I know it is yonks away but will you be doing a show on Thursday 14th July?
walker
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mullerbiker
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batwench
17:46:33
ewen are you doing this on geek alpa as well
mullerbiker
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batwench
17:47:33
you wernt there man, you wernt there....
mullerbiker
17:47:40
Colloquies crashed FFS
walker
17:48:14
so this is live wow lol
walker
17:49:09
to be honest the edited version is pretty much the same
batwench
17:49:12
switch it off and on again
BronwynECG
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BronwynECG
17:49:38
okay i am here the show can start now :P
batwench
17:49:48
BronwynECG: :-)
mullerbiker
17:49:50
BronwynECG: yo!
batwench
17:50:15
marcaponie isnt that a cheese?
BronwynECG
17:50:15
Marscapone center :D
BronwynECG
17:50:53
is an Italian cheese made from cream, coagulated by the addition of certain acidic substances, such as lemon juice, vinegar, citric acid or acetic acid.
batwench
17:51:19
tastes damn fine on pizza and in pesto
BronwynECG
17:51:31
goat cheese is so goo too
BronwynECG
17:51:35
good*
batwench
17:51:50
goat cheese- vile
BronwynECG
17:52:05
more for me then thanks :)
mullerbiker
17:52:08
batwench: I love goats cheese
batwench
17:52:31
mullerbiker: vile vile vile smells and tastes like rubber
BronwynECG
17:52:57
sorry gang but microsoft presser is a bit more important to me that Ewen and docrock faces
BronwynECG
17:53:33
at the mo’
IanUK
17:53:34
Just do mullers predictions
mullerbiker
17:53:39
batwench: lovely and salty goodness
paulums
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paul
17:54:24
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batwench
17:54:29
mullerbiker: yes well
BronwynECG
17:54:36
I’m sticking with completely Apple dispelling all the iPhone 7 rumors and announce they’ve taken over Microsoft’s Courier project instead :P
batwench
17:55:05
he is not a carrot
walker
17:55:52
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batwench
17:56:14
Stupid name OS
mullerbiker
17:56:27
New MacBooks with new battery tech
stevekenny
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campionuk
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batwench
17:57:19
I have music on my Apple tv
batwench
17:57:28
WTF is this shite music
campionuk
17:57:28
Evening all!
mullerbiker
17:57:58
maccast: apple watch coming out of beta
campionuk
17:58:30
Everyone well ?
BronwynECG
17:58:35
heya campionuk :)
batwench
17:58:48
ewen hope you have read the copyright notice. do you have permission from Apple PR?
paul
17:59:11
batwench: of course we do!
batwench
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DocRock
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batwench
17:59:55
blinking xbox controller
smok
18:00:12
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BronwynECG
18:00:56
paulums: tell wif to stop looking at porn :P
mullerbiker
18:00:56
paulums: is going to windows phone
BronwynECG
18:01:09
hello smok :)
Unidentified56847
18:01:38
Why can’t I remeber my passowrd here :(
BronwynECG
18:01:54
ACTION rolls eyes
mullerbiker
18:02:54
maccast: apple pencil support for macbooks
batwench
18:03:15
Tim has a reaaaaallly big adams apple
maccast
18:03:28
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
maccast
18:03:28
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
BronwynECG
18:04:07
batwench: I’ve seen bigger ones :P
mullerbiker
18:04:33
BronwynECG: thats what she said
batwench
18:04:46
Well Apple TV is about 30 secs behind your feed ewen
campionuk
18:04:49
Thats because those who attended last year are still paying off their credit cards...
smok
18:05:28
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batwench
18:05:37
Good lordi can the young delevopers look any more like geeks
batwench
18:05:53
1/2 million are fart ones
mullerbiker
18:05:58
1999999 of them are porn apps
smok
18:06:05
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BronwynECG
18:06:20
the rest are fat apps
BronwynECG
18:06:23
fart*
mullerbiker
18:06:30
And Tim only paid $2 tax
campionuk
18:06:39
Now announce improvements to the App Store Tim to help search and increase these sales
batwench
18:06:42
so how much are apple getting, whats the % that apple take?
mullerbiker
18:06:54
Thats a bite
PhilipJohnBirch
18:06:56
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Ewen
18:07:15
Good to have you back @Paulums
DocRock
18:07:17
batwench 30%
batwench
18:07:34
So they did quite well out of the sales of apps then.
batwench
18:07:52
3.11 worked bloody well
mullerbiker_
18:08:01
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mullerbiker_
18:08:10
Atomic Fart FREE by FAR Apps
mullerbiker_
18:08:18
Atomic Fart FREE by FAR Apps
BronwynECG
18:08:43
gaaahhhhhh Tim’s whispery voice still annoys the hell out of me :/
patrice
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batwench
18:09:05
Hardly world changing - the same shite is still happening
mullerbiker
18:09:48
Yeah you can see the time in seconds now
paulums
18:09:54
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DocRock
18:10:20
the keynote just started and why do they need to change the world again
batwench
18:10:42
DocRock: have they made that footy app for you?
mullerbiker__
18:10:48
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mullerbiker__
18:10:52
I'm in!
Unidentified3427
18:10:56
Is it the cynic in me that makes me think that favorite apps means 2 apps?
patrice
18:10:57
Let’s see whether they can actually deliver this
batwench
18:11:04
mullerbiker_: but for how long
mullerbiker
18:11:11
Bet him a million pounds he's not exegeation
mullerbiker_
18:11:16
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IanUK
18:11:29
That's pretty cool, the wait on the watch is a major drawback
mullerbiker__
18:11:31
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18:11:50
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batwench
18:12:13
Not sure about the tapping on iwatch - not with my snorker fingers
mullerbiker_
18:12:31
This is ayzee not me
campionuk
18:12:35
thats cool
patrice
18:12:38
Same here
patrice
18:12:47
it’s hard enought to hit the buttons sometimes
mullerbiker_
18:12:51
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Unidentified3427
18:12:58
Favorite apps probably lets you choose and reserve apps to stay in memory rather than leave it to teh OS to decide what to cache
IanUK
18:13:01
That's sweet
batwench
18:13:02
mullerbiker: and mullerbiker_ this going to get confussing
mullerbiker_
18:13:13
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batwench
18:13:13
What no hello kitty
IanUK
18:13:23
Finally Apple Watch is out of beta mullerbiker
mullerbiker
18:13:28
batwench: you are just. Woman though I understand
patrice
18:13:37
@Unidentified3427 I doubt that. The smarter way is for the OS to learn
mullerbiker
18:13:50
IanUK: nah.... You get a micky in drag thats all
IanUK
18:13:51
'A great way to see your rings'
mullerbiker_
18:13:56
Open up the watch faces to developers!
batwench
18:14:22
Kevin has a really bad haircut
batwench
18:14:36
OMG ITS A WOMAN ON APPLE STAGE
batwench
18:14:52
Apple shares will drop
campionuk
18:15:01
Jen Folse was on last year @Batwench
patrice
18:15:05
This is nice
mullerbiker
18:15:16
batwench: hope she brought a bucket on stage for the fanbouy sick
mullerbiker
18:15:35
$400 timer
batwench
18:15:38
mullerbiker: more importantly she as a proper figure - not a stick thin model
ayzee
18:16:21
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DocRock
18:16:49
ayzee FAIL! Try again
mullerbiker
18:16:56
She has two faces so far
campionuk
18:17:03
@DocRock didnt Jen Folse get the first women record last year ?
IanUK
18:17:27
Show me your ring face
wakemp
18:18:42
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campionuk
18:19:01
I see problems with that
BronwynECG
18:19:15
uh oh don’t let you’re 3 year old get a hold of this
mullerbiker
18:19:22
Unless you been run over and the phone or watch is damaged
campionuk
18:19:31
so they know how to find you and arrest you for wasting police time
IanUK
18:19:40
My son is always grabbing my watch, this isn't good
mullerbiker
18:19:44
How about 112
mullerbiker
18:20:14
Which means
mullerbiker
18:20:34
So IanUK you can close your ring
campionuk
18:20:35
this guy is wired
IanUK
18:20:50
Always close my ring around you mullerbiker
wakemp
18:20:53
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BronwynECG
18:21:05
thanks a LOT Ewen now all i see bea arthur on the stage XD
BronwynECG
18:21:08
right now
campionuk
18:21:17
ha ha ha ha ha
batwench
18:21:23
He obs knows our Geoff
DocRock
18:21:27
Jay Blahnik is a fitness instructor, consultant, author, and current Director of Fitness and Health technologies for Apple Inc.
campionuk
18:21:30
thats gonna haunt him forever
IanUK
18:21:43
'Here you'll see selected friends/families rings' 😐
campionuk
18:21:49
I can't believe the audience didnt break down with that
mullerbiker
18:22:04
Jeff will get his own back with a battery sex toy
BronwynECG
18:22:36
how many bets at some point you’ll be able to use the pencil with the watch at some pont :P
batwench
18:23:08
I have just Jeff on titter if he was being annihalated by the guy on stage, especially his rings.
IanUK
18:23:17
Misses just giving me a weird look while I sit here pissing myself
BronwynECG
18:23:28
IanUK: :P hi mrs IanUK
mullerbiker
18:23:43
IanUK: Jeff cant close his ring now
batwench
18:24:24
Do you reckon this presenter is a fan of muscial theatre?
patrice
18:24:42
Especially the Phantom of the opera
mullerbiker
18:24:43
So now the watch reminds you fucking breath?
IanUK
18:24:49
That pisses me right off
batwench
18:24:50
So he can annialate your rings
Unidentified3427
18:25:47
Hold your wrist up to your mouth
Unidentified3427
18:26:14
Then the microphone might be able to detect brething
campionuk
18:26:22
I think there are lots of things that the effort could have gone into over Breathe
batwench
18:26:26
Well the UK store is still up,
IanUK
18:26:46
That's interesting batwench no hardware then
Unidentified3427
18:26:50
Being more serious, isn’t this an app rather than a feature of an OS?
batwench
18:26:56
If you need a watch to remind you to breathe then you have other problems.....
batwench
18:27:14
Jay is the presenter of the evening for me so gar
BronwynECG
18:27:23
DocRock: hahahhahahahhhaha XD
mullerbiker
18:27:35
Bored of wtch OS
batwench
18:27:52
Witch OS - more intersting
batwench
18:28:25
DocRock: meditating or medicating?
BronwynECG
18:28:41
batwench: i heard medicating
batwench
18:28:54
BronwynECG: so did I?
batwench
18:29:35
1300 not in the UK sweetie!
DocRock
18:29:41
batwench a blue card in hawaii is a medical cannabis card
campionuk
18:29:49
Will they announce any new partnerships ?
batwench
18:29:51
Fairy Snuff
mullerbiker
18:30:05
Wants rugby channel
batwench
18:30:25
1300 channels and nowt on
patrice
18:30:36
Wants channels from the US.. not the German crap
batwench
18:30:38
DId he say Minecraft??? Isnt that a MS product?
DocRock
18:30:55
VPN patrice
batwench
18:31:11
You mean that you can lose it down the sofa
patrice
18:31:36
@Doc: Doesn’t work anymore.. Netflix is blocking them now :(
mullerbiker
18:31:37
And it says I DONT understand that
batwench
18:31:42
Nope I have always shouted at the TV, now it listens to me...
batwench
18:32:26
WHo?????
batwench
18:33:50
All right can someone tell me why I have a Skype is not available right now page
mullerbiker
18:35:52
Because its microsoft
Unidentified3427
18:36:08
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mullerbiker
18:36:20
Mac OS
ayzee
18:36:25
There will be FaceTime before Skype
batwench
18:36:34
Stupid names please
campionuk
18:36:41
Batwench because all the MS staff are all screwing LinkedIn and Lynda now so they have no time for Skype today..
patrice
18:37:09
So far, so expected :P
campionuk
18:37:25
so will iOS be phoneOS ???
mullerbiker
18:37:28
Means they go upto 11 now
batwench
18:37:34
Thats a blinking CAR
IanUK
18:37:47
Ferengi stealing Picards
IanUK
18:37:51
'Make it so'
ayzee
18:37:52
Easier to pronounce than the last
batwench
18:38:31
BRB about to take some Dihydrocodine with wine - effing sciatica
mullerbiker
18:38:38
Auto unlock on a Sierra dangerous batwench
patrice
18:38:46
I called it!
campionuk
18:38:56
this is very cool.. not new I know but cool
mullerbiker
18:39:16
I thought it used NFC on phone too
patrice
18:39:28
On the AWT podcast, I talked about this.. and was hoping for Apple to introduce something like it
campionuk
18:40:04
same for me @DocRock
mullerbiker
18:40:55
You'll need iphone 7 I bet
IanUK
18:41:13
That is very cool
campionuk
18:41:23
come on Craig, dont get @Ewen started on the cloud..
IanUK
18:42:08
Apple will happily to do this for you for only £6.99 1Tb
GBRedneck
18:42:26
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mullerbiker
18:43:17
Max 30 quid?
campionuk
18:43:24
brilliant
campionuk
18:43:44
thats not apple tho @mullerbiker thats the bank and the merchant
IanUK
18:44:34
Love tabs and pinned tabs
mullerbiker
18:44:34
Ewen: would destroy Ferengis tabs
GBRedneck
18:44:47
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IanUK
18:45:26
Nice. BTN live picture in picture
batwench
18:45:37
I wonder where they got that idea from??? Cortina?
mullerbiker
18:45:46
I got cortana on couple of windows 10 and is never used
batwench
18:46:02
Does this mean that my computer will now talk to me. I want to call it HAL not siri
batwench
18:46:36
Oh god they have had the UK government advisor to get rid of the G
campionuk
18:46:42
I wonder how many times they rehearsed this
IanUK
18:46:44
Siri will now bug Ewen about updating 😂
BronwynECG
18:46:53
IanUK: :P
mullerbiker
18:46:54
These re not the files your looking for (siri)
batwench
18:47:16
More reliable than me
batwench
18:47:21
got there 1st mullerbiker
mullerbiker
18:47:24
I alpha geek starter
BronwynECG
18:47:53
falconry? dude is such a nerd :/
mullerbiker
18:47:54
batwench: do you get there multiple times?
ayzee
18:47:54
Looking useful
campionuk
18:48:37
that is really cool
ayzee
18:48:46
As long as it works
GBRedneck
18:49:12
evenin all
GBRedneck
18:49:15
have i missed much?
BronwynECG
18:50:35
GBRedneck: yeah about 20 solid minutes of oooohhhh’s and cheering :P
mullerbiker
18:50:37
GBRedneck: apple watch still in beta
IanUK
18:50:52
If Amazon prime gets Apple Pay, Ewen is screwed
BronwynECG
18:51:11
ios 10?!?! O.O ooohhhhh
campionuk
18:51:15
so not phoneOS... interesting
mullerbiker
18:51:43
Rich notifications copied from amazon
IanUK
18:51:54
Wow, first OS update in years my Mac won't run 😕
mullerbiker
18:51:54
Not amazon android
BronwynECG
18:52:03
Now I DEFINITELY need a brand new iPhone. I think my crappy iphone 5 wil; keel over under ios 10
batwench
18:52:31
BronwynECG: come to the Windows Phone side
mullerbiker_
18:52:35
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BronwynECG
18:52:45
i AM and I love it. I happen to love ios too
BronwynECG
18:53:43
batwench: I like to think I’m a PolyOS lover XD
batwench
18:53:55
mullerbiker: you are being very quiet sweetie?
batwench
18:54:42
Widget, he’s got a widget, A widget he has got
campionuk
18:54:49
Is the 3rd row down a sherlock of Launcher ?
BronwynECG
18:55:00
ooohh clash of clans XD
mullerbiker
18:55:13
batwench: sorry talking to Tim... Wanted my feedback
batwench
18:55:33
mullerbiker: poor bugger is it really going that bad for him?
batwench
18:55:40
Oh netball
mullerbiker
18:55:56
Tim doing iphone 7
IanUK
18:56:07
lol mullerbiker
batwench
18:56:16
But where is Jonny?
IanUK
18:56:19
Tim is doing 'one more thing'
campionuk
18:56:28
I think they have too much to fit in than waste time on transitions from Tim
batwench
18:56:46
but WHO is nancy?
mullerbiker
18:57:03
batwench: Tim doh!
batwench
18:58:10
@mullerbiker got skype set up on mu computer now. Just to let you know
BronwynECG
18:58:37
siri intelligence to the keyboard? does that mean autocorrupt is gone?
mullerbiker
18:58:39
And a way to record it
batwench
18:58:50
mullerbiker: that is technical.....
batwench
18:59:01
I am a systems engineer not a software one
batwench
18:59:15
Can I make it work with WD40 and hitting it with a spanner
mullerbiker
18:59:16
batwench: thats what us men are for ( runs and hides)
batwench
18:59:34
mullerbiker: I thought it was to carry my shopping and pay for my shoes.
batwench
18:59:56
But will it be able to understand accents?
mullerbiker
18:59:57
WWDC a cure for insomnia
IanUK
19:00:34
'I'm sorry but there was a problem, please try again in the minute.' What Siri does best
batwench
19:00:58
THat is not a new idea - I have seen that location photos where b4
batwench
19:01:11
That has been done before
mullerbiker
19:01:17
DocRock: you tit
IanUK
19:01:18
Apple did it in iPhoto and Aperture
batwench
19:01:26
DocRock: if they dont bounce when they dance prob silicone
ayzee
19:01:29
I needed this
DocRock
19:01:48
Many girls I know pay a lot of cash to look like batwench
mullerbiker
19:01:53
Google photos does it well
DocRock
19:02:00
ACTION waiting for e slap
batwench
19:02:04
DocRock: yeah gads, thats wasted dosh
batwench
19:02:29
DocRock: Muller has been training me not to bite…. that now costs extra
batwench
19:02:41
mullerbiker: Google yes it does
DocRock
19:02:56
hahahahaha
IanUK
19:02:56
Exactly maccast, none of this is particularly new
batwench
19:02:57
Mr B has gotten some good slide shoes from the Google photos
batwench
19:03:42
I would seem that they are trying to link all of the os’s togther - watch to phone, siri to desktop etc
mullerbiker
19:04:25
What if I dont go to Tahoe city?
jamescaff
19:04:38
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IanUK
19:04:39
Ewen: has gone quiet, alright?
mullerbiker
19:04:43
Copying Google again
jamescaff
19:04:48
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mullerbiker
19:04:58
IanUK: the boss is here
jamescaff
19:05:02
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ayzee
19:05:32
iOS yawn so far
willoughby
19:05:42
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mullerbiker
19:05:49
batwench: becarefull with your porn stuff and naked pictures
batwench
19:06:17
mullerbiker: you should know
mullerbiker
19:06:17
THIS IS GOOGLE PHOTOS
BronwynECG
19:06:30
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mullerbiker
19:06:46
batwench: what music would it use
batwench
19:06:48
Sorry ewen - since it is not the most orginal of ideas then we have lost initerest
IanUK
19:06:55
watchOS best part yet
campionuk
19:07:06
Please do something impressive with HomeKit
mullerbiker
19:07:16
Ohhh copying Google maps now
batwench
19:07:25
Maps - update st bees so stuff that was demolished in the early 19th C is removed?
batwench
19:07:55
you dont look like seafood
batwench
19:08:09
Yes paullums bit does he have a sexy boss
batwench
19:08:15
Why isnt Paulums in the chat room?
campionuk
19:08:19
dont forget @Ewen it prob takes him an hour to iron them shirts.. he can't leave any earlier..
mullerbiker
19:08:25
What like google maps :0)
mullerbiker
19:08:45
American need the food info... ;
batwench
19:08:57
ROOOOOTE details. Bloody yanks cant say the word properly
patrice
19:09:21
Now that is nice!
mullerbiker
19:09:24
What like Google maps
batwench
19:09:30
A row-ter is a woodworking tool
mullerbiker
19:09:35
Google should sue apple
patrice
19:09:44
@muller: Fiy your broken record, god dammit :D
batwench
19:10:07
Does Uber still love Brum? Ewen?
IanUK
19:10:13
patrice: don't bite, have you not worked him out yet?
batwench
19:10:48
If they are doing a top 10 they need to do it in reverse with the correct music...
batwench
19:11:04
Yes but how many of those users use it reguallary?
ayzee
19:11:04
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mullerbiker
19:11:08
I have a new job, I'm helping a one armed typist with capital letters
batwench
19:11:48
DING DONG
campionuk
19:12:06
a black lady on stage ! wow diversity breaks through
IanUK
19:12:09
lol mullerbiker
batwench
19:12:13
That is one beautiful ladsy
paulums
19:12:25
batwench i'm here
batwench
19:12:57
About time paulums . I think you are working too hard, you are being too quiet over the last few months. I worry
mullerbiker
19:13:09
DocRock: S IN LURRRRVVVVVVVEEEEE
batwench
19:13:13
DocRock: we are already ahead of you. She is lush
batwench
19:14:09
Mind you the last time I saw hoops that large there was a trapeeeze artist performing
campionuk
19:14:17
I really like For You on apple music
batwench
19:14:52
campionuk: unfortunalty I tend to break stuff like that as my music choice ranges from THe Goodie to ROb Zombie
batwench
19:15:11
Ewen: you just jealous
mullerbiker
19:15:11
So copying Amazon X-ray in music player
batwench
19:15:22
White VIRGIN nerds
patrice
19:15:27
Did she say Connect? or ping? :D
mullerbiker
19:15:50
patrice: been owned
batwench
19:16:11
not the only thing I’ve slpit
campionuk
19:16:14
More stations ?
batwench
19:16:28
Have they got rid of whats his face then from Beats?
batwench
19:16:51
How on earth can she do anything with those nails - I am impressed
mullerbiker
19:17:12
Batwench she had apple pencils attached
batwench
19:17:17
Wow that sketch looks like DocRock
patrice
19:17:21
@batwench: They’re not that long.. I’ve seen longer
batwench
19:17:43
I HATE NEWS
batwench
19:17:58
the only way they could impress me if they got rid of it
patrice
19:18:01
News on the Mac?
ayzee
19:18:10
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batwench
19:18:11
patrice: yes the BBC news website
mullerbiker
19:18:16
Nudes on a Mac?
batwench
19:18:34
DIdn’t another app do that? something board?
ayzee
19:18:42
Flipboard is better
mullerbiker
19:18:46
Clipboard
batwench
19:18:51
ayzee: that’s the beast
patrice
19:19:16
“big” update
mullerbiker
19:19:30
BBC app does
batwench
19:19:39
So when are they going to break the internet with INOVATION at this place - this seems to be re-hashes of other stuff that other people have done
campionuk
19:19:42
Please bring something here
mullerbiker
19:19:50
Home kit wake me up when it's over yawn
batwench
19:20:17
Door Bells???? What you need an app to ring one?
ayzee
19:20:23
batwench: yes this is very drip drip changes
patrice
19:20:43
About damn time
batwench
19:20:47
ayzee: more like drop drop drop off to sleep
mullerbiker
19:20:50
So your builder stitches you up and ties you into a proprietary system
patrice
19:20:53
could’ve been there 2 years ago!
campionuk
19:21:03
so "Home" is what Homekit should always been ??????
batwench
19:21:18
There WAS an app called that
paul
19:21:18
batwench: the doorbell is to allow you to see who is at the door from your phone. Me and Ewen used one in the AirBNB when we went to MacWorld, very cool. Allows you to unlock your door remotely.
batwench
19:21:37
Paul I use a peep hole or window
batwench
19:21:43
Came wit the house
paul
19:21:47
Batwench: from another city?
batwench
19:22:10
But how can you answer the door if you are in anpther city. That is one hell of a drive way
ayzee
19:22:20
Now this is good stuff
patrice
19:22:32
@batwench: Buglars like to ring the bell to check whether you’re at home
paul
19:22:41
Batwench: Let your folks in to feed your cats, or switch off the iron you left on and remembered when you got to the airport
patrice
19:22:44
this allows you to pretend you are
batwench
19:22:51
I think that since I live in a place where you can leave the keys in your door all day and come back to the TV still in place I am blessed
mullerbiker
19:22:54
patrice: I'm burglar proof no bell
maccast
19:22:59
Yes, I have that app @batwnch
maccast
19:23:07
Yes, I have that app @batwench
patrice
19:23:17
@mullaer: You are the burglar :D
mullerbiker
19:23:49
patrice: the burglar would destroy your ring :)
batwench
19:23:54
patrice: never trust an ex copper they have far too many dodgey contacts on both sides of the law
batwench
19:24:12
Now that is a good idea
batwench
19:24:48
My windows phones shows a picture of who is calling
ayzee
19:24:57
Receiving what's app calls can be a pain at the moment
batwench
19:25:26
ayzee: Dialing them I find is really easy - too easy sometimes
batwench
19:25:46
PUPPIES
mullerbiker
19:25:47
DocRock: Be worrying if Ba twench phones you!
batwench
19:26:03
mullerbiker: you have never complained
IanUK
19:26:04
Once ferengi is done is that it we reckon? Tim sum up and close?
mullerbiker
19:26:18
She will be naked DocRock
patrice
19:26:18
think so
campionuk
19:26:24
I think so @IanUK
patrice
19:26:59
My predictions will be all emojii :D
batwench
19:27:32
patrice: unfortunatly Collequy doesnt have a poo one
batwench
19:27:52
DocRock: shouldnt the drunk ones be slightly blurry
DocRock
19:28:02
Now watch me Whip
IanUK
19:28:02
Emoji over load
DocRock
19:28:02
Now watch me Nae Nae
mullerbiker
19:28:22
Zzzzzzzzzzz
batwench
19:28:42
Oh my lordi, PPT overload again - just because you can use the effect doesnt mean you should!
mullerbiker
19:29:00
DocRock: Ma ccast can't fit it on the screen
batwench
19:29:05
Now that is a nice touch
batwench
19:29:34
really DocRock youh ave a 6 plus.......
batwench
19:30:24
How on earth can she text that fast?
ayzee
19:30:41
Why are they showing this twice?
batwench
19:31:03
Cause the presenter is now part of a double act and it may be funny???
campionuk
19:32:01
thats an age old issue tho Ewen.. People have been falling out over misconstrued email for years
batwench
19:32:12
mullerbiker: chocolate soft whip ice cream?
batwench
19:32:59
Ewen: YEAH RIGHT
batwench
19:33:46
I am sure that if EWEN was peeved with you then he would tell you
batwench
19:34:20
Sublte works
ayzee
19:35:06
This is way too long
ayzee
19:35:59
INNOVATION
batwench
19:36:06
It’s now starting to drag even that bloke looked bored
batwench
19:36:29
HOw on earth have these developers gone this long without coffee?
IanUK
19:36:48
This is why iTunes is broken
IanUK
19:36:59
Time invested in messages
campionuk
19:37:06
oh wrap this the fuck up Craig
mullerbiker
19:37:22
Said Ewen
mullerbiker
19:37:58
We still on Fudging messages
campionuk
19:38:15
this keynote started out great with pace.. bring back wired dude, he'd have covered messages in 90 seconds
IanUK
19:38:25
Seriously, give up Apple
patrice
19:38:34
@campionuk More like 10
mullerbiker
19:38:38
Can you peel them up to cover your ring?
patrice
19:38:59
“This is the new messages. it does shot.. it’s great. NEXT” :D
IanUK
19:39:06
lol mullerbiker
IanUK
19:39:32
Rick this shit, anyone for golf? Ewen
IanUK
19:39:40
Rick? Fuck
patrice
19:39:44
Yeah.. we have this issue in the office
MikeO
19:39:58
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batwench
19:40:15
DocRock: all ready JibJab the BTN crew
campionuk
19:40:37
bring back wired dude quick.. we haven't got long left..
IanUK
19:40:49
ha campionuk
batwench
19:40:50
BTW Ewen have you lost weight since you have been ill? If you have can I have your new chest size
ayzee
19:42:00
Quiz: name the 10 points
mullerbiker
19:42:16
ayzee: messages?
paulums
19:42:20
Ayzee did they mention messages?
IanUK
19:42:22
iOS 10 refinements rather than ground breaking
batwench
19:42:31
Ewen: bloody heck - I may have to get a new pattern....
batwench
19:43:01
ayzee: would rather remove my heart out with a spoon
campionuk
19:43:12
i can only remember messages
batwench
19:43:24
OMG someone was not taking the piss unlike the rest of us
mullerbiker
19:43:37
When you boast about weight loss in slack
batwench
19:44:05
mullerbiker: when I stand on a weighing scale I get “one at a time please” and then it laughs
campionuk
19:44:38
One More Thing is NOT Craigs thing...
IanUK
19:44:48
It starts with messages
batwench
19:44:50
I this whats er name the lush lady in pink earlier on singing?>
batwench
19:45:17
IanUK: it was only messages
GBRedneck
19:45:19
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campionuk
19:45:52
still suprised thats not been uniformly names phoneOS
IanUK
19:45:58
Keynote started bright and fizzled out
campionuk
19:46:02
*named
batwench
19:46:18
Can you remove messages from ios on the ipad2. I never use it.
batwench
19:46:31
Swallow
batwench
19:46:40
or gargle......
campionuk
19:46:42
do you Batwench
mullerbiker
19:46:51
batwench: is that an order?
batwench
19:47:04
campionuk: your an expectant dad, I wont answer you
batwench
19:47:25
BBC Basic was easy to learn
patrice
19:47:33
Some interesting things on that slide
batwench
19:47:49
Sounds promising
campionuk
19:47:58
big hopes here
mullerbiker
19:48:14
Will it be a quick show?
campionuk
19:48:15
that would be great @patrice ! do it, do it
batwench
19:48:20
Wow the only thing worth it apart from Jay and his annilating Jeffs rings
batwench
19:48:32
An older lady at that
ayzee
19:48:47
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batwench
19:48:53
They have done the female, larger, black and older lady - wow they are pushing the diveristy
IanUK
19:49:00
Women are taking over
mullerbiker
19:49:01
batwench: that Tim dressed up as his alter ego
campionuk
19:49:18
this is great for kids (and me)
batwench
19:49:26
IanUK: sisters are doing it for ourselves. THat way we know it is being done correctly
patrice
19:49:28
big and small kids
batwench
19:49:35
campionuk: and me
campionuk
19:49:44
so swift show patrice !
batwench
19:49:45
paulums: any good for your job?
mullerbiker
19:49:59
That would be Normal for Norfolk
batwench
19:50:02
Ewen: Ellis may be very interested in this
batwench
19:50:09
Ewen: I will be up for it
patrice
19:50:29
@campionuk I’m in
campionuk
19:50:29
I'll watch and learn @Ewen but can't add to it...
batwench
19:50:45
Ellis would be great as he is a lad who wants to learn coding He is a natural in frount of the screen
campionuk
19:50:51
Excellent Patrice ! when's the first show dude !?!?!?!?
batwench
19:51:09
She does look like a teacher
mullerbiker
19:51:25
batwench: a strict one?
batwench
19:51:42
No mullerbiker she is not a strich one - but I bet she could punish you. Slipper?
batwench
19:52:16
Yes she is an ex teacher
batwench
19:52:38
I keep on running to my ex students on site - I still scare them
batwench
19:53:17
That is called garavity when the fall
GBRedneck
19:53:36
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batwench
19:54:13
Windows Phone has had an easy write an app thingy for years. both Mr B & myself keep on going to write an app each - him Health and Safety me Gluten Free stuff
campionuk
19:54:53
5 mins to 2 hours.. surely this is almost done
campionuk
19:55:00
I like that alot
batwench
19:55:03
campionuk: WE WISH
batwench
19:55:16
DocRock: I am so ahead of the hipsters I have a windows phone
campionuk
19:55:20
between that and Patrices new show I may learn some Swift this year !
batwench
19:55:40
Fall - new start of school year
campionuk
19:55:43
agree Tim!
batwench
19:56:00
computing - more like how to use MS office packahe
batwench
19:56:50
Id GG Gill sober now?
IanUK
19:56:56
I wish Apple would break this cycle. So predictable now, software at WWDC and a massive hardware dump in September. Yawn. What happened to the surprises?
batwench
19:57:27
Anthing with code from a bloke in beruit?????
batwench
19:58:07
DocRock: most of this is not moving tech forward - its re-hasing other peoples stuff
mullerbiker
19:58:56
Copying..... Apple Copies
batwench
19:58:59
It;s all about the marketing
IanUK
20:00:04
They talk about making people's lives easier, what about the so called iLife and iWork apps? They get no exposure these days
batwench
20:00:26
True - hence the reason I retweeted and shared your buisness to my friends
ayzee
20:01:02
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batwench
20:01:36
I have deciebed that I need to move to a bigger house. I need the space for my shed/workspace. MR B wont let me take over the garage for a welding space 3d priniting room
batwench
20:01:56
DocRock: your stuff is awesome -
mullerbiker
20:01:56
This very sweet no sickly..
maccast
20:02:13
“We have always been shameless about stealing great ideas.” - Steve Jobs
batwench
20:02:22
Would be more awesome if they all became 1 os
mullerbiker
20:02:27
If they cut messages it would have been 12 mins
patrice
20:02:32
No it would not!
batwench
20:02:36
like windows 10 is trying to do xbox, phone and desktop
campionuk
20:02:40
1.5 hours max
IanUK
20:02:57
Yeah, too long. Messages killed it
batwench
20:02:59
paulums: cool T sirt
patrice
20:03:11
Not a great idea… Typical management idea. Let’s make a one-size-fits-all solution
mullerbiker
20:03:14
Two hours we'll never get back ;)
campionuk
20:03:16
unbox adam !
paulums
20:03:34
cheers batwench
batwench
20:03:44
mullerbiker: have you never seen the 1990’s film Justice League of America - NOW that is 2 hours you will never get back
batwench
20:04:10
Well I am about to spend some time on Destinty c u there
ayzee
20:04:21
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DocRock
20:04:33
I never plsy destiny to busy on The Division
campionuk
20:04:39
Right all, I have to go do story time.. Thanks for covering gents !!!
patrice
20:04:44
I’m gonna start downloading stuff now, I guess :D
campionuk
20:04:51
a thing of beauty @maccast
IanUK
20:04:54
What happened to your eye DocRock ?
campionuk
20:05:09
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DocRock
20:05:09
It's driving me nuts
IanUK
20:05:16
Looks painful
batwench
20:06:58
Ewen what days are you doing shows in July.I am passing brum on the 14th July
batwench
20:07:09
mr B is still in love with his
patrice
20:07:50
ANd for me it’s the other way around.. Watch & iPhone are probably the best things I bought
batwench
20:08:15
night all xcxc
batwench
20:08:18
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mullerbiker
20:08:29
He was touching cloth for a while though
paulums
20:08:40
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mullerbiker
20:09:06
Byyyyeeeeee
Ewen
20:09:17
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jamescaff
20:09:38
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patrice
20:10:16
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willoughby
20:11:35
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mullerbiker
20:12:00
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IanUK
20:12:32
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maccast
20:13:00
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stevekenny
20:15:15
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GBRedneck
20:24:20
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DocRock
20:46:58
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mactee
21:06:01
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IanUK
21:08:01
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IanUK
21:10:49
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IanUK
21:33:45
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IanUK
21:36:24
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JackieHern81
21:53:15
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JackieHern81
21:53:23
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paul
22:41:01
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