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JackieHern
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JackieHern
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taxi_cab
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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JackieHern
15:28:55
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taxi_cab
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JackieHern
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JackieHern
16:29:44
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JackieHern
17:51:21
hey folks about to go live to preshow The House of Cards Show on BTn/LIVE
JackieHern
18:10:53
hiiii
Tensorguy
18:12:45
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Tensorguy
18:14:58
greetings
BronwynECG
18:46:37
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BronwynECG
18:47:14
goo?
BronwynECG
18:47:39
Wait House of Cards is live?
JackieHern
18:49:17
yes! we are wrapping up now
patrice
18:55:41
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ChuckJoiner
18:56:14
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chuck_
18:57:25
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JackieHern
18:57:59
we are wrapping up, thanks folks!!!! tootz
Mullerbiker
18:58:22
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GBRedneck
18:58:39
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Mullerbiker
18:58:40
Hello guys
Majikman
19:00:22
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MacstockMike
19:00:50
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Mullerbiker
19:01:05
Im alpha geek monitor…. Ive started it eat that BATWENCH
Majikman
19:01:32
Evening all
Majikman
19:02:32
`hello Ewen just you and Mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
19:02:41
Hello Majikman
maccast
19:03:10
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Majikman
19:03:17
Yes I can see and hear you fine tonight
MacstockMike
19:03:28
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gtw
19:03:32
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Ewen
19:03:45
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BronwynECG
19:03:51
Yay! \o/ Ewen’s face!! :D
Mullerbiker
19:03:59
We tested Line 2 so which ever line Docs on is ferked
Mullerbiker
19:04:40
But does it like apple watch Betas
Majikman
19:05:20
Maybe line two comes via Muirfield
gtw
19:10:06
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BronwynECG
19:10:23
cras
BronwynECG
19:11:02
ACTION looks closely at Ewen’s hairy face and approves 
BronwynECG
19:13:27
ACTION ewen belch , take a drink!! 
patrice
19:13:39
Now mz audio is gone
MacstockMike
19:13:41
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patrice
19:13:53
*my
gtw
19:14:01
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jamescaff
19:14:30
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patrice
19:15:02
I’m definitely not muted
BronwynECG
19:15:31
How do Britsh people feel about Americans (like Doc XD ) completely butchering the English accent?
DocRock
19:15:38
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BronwynECG
19:15:45
DocRock: ^
Mullerbiker
19:15:58
patrice mycool thing is the Microsoft Band 2 :)
Majikman
19:16:34
Fair do, some of the English actors do a pretty good hatchet job on American accents
BronwynECG
19:16:39
ACTION facepal
BronwynECG
19:16:48
: How do Britsh people feel about Americans (like DocRock XD ) completely butchering the English accent?
patrice
19:17:02
@BronwynECG How do british people feel about German people butchering the language? :D
BronwynECG
19:18:07
patrice: about as much as Americans butchering the language :D
Majikman
19:18:51
Wait till Adam comes over and we teach him Cockney
BronwynECG
19:19:00
patrice: me? My “english Accent” veers towards Texan/Southern American accent X after like the thried word XD
Mullerbiker
19:19:19
Maybe ManUre can have 11 :)
gtw
19:19:53
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Majikman
19:20:09
Well he plays so sideways we could just string them into a line
BronwynECG
19:20:13
maccast: needs a full on mountain ma raggedy beard :P
Mullerbiker
19:20:18
He was the Postman
BronwynECG
19:20:20
mountain man*
Mullerbiker
19:20:44
He got a Brillcream look on top though
BronwynECG
19:21:04
hah! German engineering juju XD
Majikman
19:21:39
German cable?
BronwynECG
19:21:45
ACTION hit grey at age 29 :/ 
BronwynECG
19:21:50
grey hairs anyway
Mullerbiker
19:24:52
Does it have its own Airtraffic controllers
BronwynECG
19:25:01
DocRock: and maccast need updates apparentl :P
BronwynECG
19:25:28
ChuckJoiner: nice tie :)
Mullerbiker
19:26:38
Goes with his eyes
DocRock
19:26:42
Mullerbiker
19:29:14
DocRock Ewen has salty balls
BronwynECG
19:30:00
and DocRock has the chocolate set :P
DocRock
19:33:29
BronwynECG
19:33:39
The Apple Store near me is ALWAYS crowded
BronwynECG
19:33:44
and it’s so so nice
patrice
19:36:52
The store in Frankfurt is pretty crappy
Horse
19:36:53
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patrice
19:37:02
And it’s not in a mall
Mullerbiker
19:37:04
applewatch beta
Horse
19:37:28
im here… evening all
Mullerbiker
19:38:32
DocRock try waering your apple watch round your neck :)
Majikman
19:40:09
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BronwynECG
19:41:09
whoa patrice XD
Mullerbiker
19:41:09
patrice steady
patrice
19:41:16
:P
JackieHern81
19:41:25
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Mullerbiker
19:41:42
d:) My heart rate <———
Ewen
19:41:48
Nice comeback @patrice
BronwynECG
19:41:56
Ewen: weren’t you a rugby player ? I ask cause aren’t rugby players fit for life ?
JackieHern81
19:42:29
just wrapped up my HoC call, editing that and watching the Live Show
Mullerbiker
19:42:56
Band and iphone have me at same using Motion x on phone and Band 2 on wrist
BronwynECG
19:43:58
Mullerbiker
19:44:40
Show Title Patrices Sweat Watch
Mullerbiker
19:44:58
or Patrices Sweat apple watch
Mullerbiker
19:45:56
Patrices Sweaty Apple Watch
Horse
19:46:04
“We saw how important fit is when we analyzed the Apple Watch's results. During the first reading, the Apple Watch measured my heart rate at 125 bpm, while the EKG machine registered 158. The Mio Alpha 2 was also a little off during the first reading, reporting my pulse as 143 bpm.
Horse
19:46:04
But after a minute of adjustment, and after tightening the Apple Watch by one notch on its band, they both were much more accurate. The watch read 157 bpm, while the Alpha 2 was nearly on point at 159. However, both were secured much tighter than an actual watch would be around my wrist - there was no give in the bands, no space between the device and my skin. At this level of tightness, both the Apple Watch and the A
Horse
19:46:05
2 left indentations on my wrist when I took off the devices.”
Horse
19:48:28
So tight that after a run your hand falls off from loss of blood supply ;)
JackieHern81
19:49:16
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BronwynECG
19:49:23
I wear a loose rubber bracelet on each wrist like a hippie. Now if there’s a technology that can work with that, I’ll be happy :P
BronwynECG
19:53:00
SHOWTITLE Adam’s new face hair :P
Mullerbiker
19:53:15
Time Monkeys on AT$ has one in app Purchase but its to unlock all the levels…. it lets you try first level thats cool in app purchase
Mullerbiker
19:53:24
thats AT4
Majikman
19:53:28
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Mullerbiker
19:54:12
Most of the driving games are crap for in app purchases
DeepPan
19:55:40
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Tensorguy
19:56:51
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Mullerbiker
19:57:07
Or Just sell the app
Majikman
19:58:20
I only play non In app games, if I reach a point where I can't go any further with out a purchase I just move on to the next game
Horse
19:59:21
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bobbeach
20:00:05
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Mullerbiker
20:00:24
DocRock :D
Mullerbiker
20:01:20
I think in app upgrades if its a point upgrade thats fine… but ransom wear is poor
jamescaff
20:02:28
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jamescaff
20:02:41
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Mullerbiker
20:03:13
Hes a shagging a model
DeepPan
20:03:24
yeh, “remodelling” alright! :D
Mullerbiker
20:03:37
He can edit
patrice
20:03:47
:D
DeepPan
20:04:13
sshhh, no one will notice if we all pretent it didn’t happen ;)
jamescaff
20:04:41
morning motion games <3
BronwynECG
20:04:44
morning motion games :)
Mullerbiker
20:05:02
Morning motion games are shit :)
jamescaff
20:05:09
beat you too it BronwynECG :P
BronwynECG
20:05:41
jamescaff: grrrrr :P
Klodt
20:05:45
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BronwynECG
20:06:03
ACTION hands jamescaff a bottle of coke :P 
BronwynECG
20:07:25
ohhhh yuuuccckkKK!!!!!! skins for your gun SHOWTITLE and why would you even pay for skins in games ? DLC *maybe* skins nope
Mullerbiker
20:08:06
patrice to be fair your app is crap….. not even an apple watch complication :)
patrice
20:08:21
no.. but a watch app :P
BronwynECG
20:08:35
buy a tennis racket and you have to play £.99 per swing :D
Mullerbiker
20:09:41
Time Monkeys….. that in app purchase is like shareware…. a good in app purchase
DeepPan
20:10:20
If app model was “application is free for x days” then there’d be a very different look to the app store, and people would be more likely to try apps
BronwynECG
20:12:17
I always think it’s funny when people spend like $300+/£205+ on a “free” game XD
Mullerbiker
20:12:46
Apple should Police the in app purchases
patrice
20:13:21
Mullerbiker: They do.. but not enough
jamescaff
20:13:55
Scary Google Home
Mullerbiker
20:14:01
patrice so effectively not then...
patrice
20:14:11
yep
BronwynECG
20:14:24
Trust me Ewen that’s coming then Apple will claim they invented it first XD
Mullerbiker
20:14:29
Anyone else hear than wineing on the feed?
GBRedneck
20:14:32
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Majikman
20:14:36
My Plusnet feed has just gone tits up ant one else lost the feed?
Mullerbiker
20:14:43
and Im not on about patrice :)
jamescaff
20:18:37
Amazon Echo 2 sending you a marriage counseling book automaticly when you have had a falling out with the wife ;)
Mullerbiker
20:20:20
Thanks Ewen and your Hey SiRI!
Klodt
20:23:03
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Majikman
20:26:20
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bobbeach
20:26:37
16 characters is surely enough for security?
patrice
20:26:51
Depends
DocRock
20:27:23
boobeach actually no because it has a low entropy
DocRock
20:27:30
bobbeach
DocRock
20:27:32
soryr
DocRock
20:27:41
ok i give up on typing
Mullerbiker
20:27:44
That top mac mini is gonna be hard to get cable for?
bobbeach
20:28:18
Low entropy?
DocRock
20:28:55
bobbeach oh boy, that's a useful but complicated explanation. Let me find you a good youtube vid
Mullerbiker
20:29:11
Mark will fit you up :)
jamescaff
20:29:36
hows yours Mullerbiker?
Mullerbiker
20:30:13
jamescaff still waiting for my top loaders…. but the other were great
bobbeach
20:30:41
Thanks @docrock
BronwynECG
20:33:40
Ewen The Spaceballs Winnebago Has Been Dronified http://makezine.com/2016/05/19/spaceballs-winnebago-drone/
Mullerbiker
20:34:30
mein kennwort ist reale Worter bruchtabierte falch
Mullerbiker
20:34:56
And your Mac is hacked :)
DocRock
20:36:25
DocRock
20:36:28
This is rad
bobbeach
20:36:36
Sounds like a good trick to play on some iphone owner!
BronwynECG
20:36:53
maccast successfully hacked :P
patrice
20:37:06
DocRock
20:37:40
and they just switched t sub model for Families $5
DocRock
20:37:44
per month
BronwynECG
20:38:13
yeah can’t use that tean sharing thing. got too many porn passwords
Mullerbiker
20:40:18
BronwynECG Your porn names is the colour ( color ) of your underwaer and the lat thing you ate….
patrice
20:40:20
:D
DocRock
20:40:36
BronwynECG
20:40:43
blue Minnestrone? ewwwwww
Mullerbiker
20:40:56
White Kismet
MacstockMike
20:41:32
Mullerbiker
20:43:57
Drives like a BMW car with no idicators :)
DeepPan
20:44:02
Oooh, insurance blackbox! ;)
BronwynECG
20:44:08
I always think of Ol Dirty Bastard when I hear the ODBC port :P (DocRock )
DocRock
20:44:22
me too
patrice
20:45:01
Automatic is not available in Europe
patrice
20:45:27
And @doc: I hear the i3 apps are pretty decent
JackieHern
20:45:27
I SOOO wanna be there!!
DocRock
20:45:34
MacstockMike I have to say MiQ has done a great job of advertising in IG
JackieHern
20:45:36
and I LOVE curry!!!
DocRock
20:46:23
patrice can you check up on my new car
BronwynECG
20:48:09
Ewen: DocRock I LOVE the Anker portable batteries for my iphone
maccast
20:49:39
Me too BronwynECG
JackieHern
20:51:44
WooT!
patrice
20:51:45
Thanks chat room
maccast
20:51:52
Thanks
ChuckJoiner
20:52:01
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maccast
20:52:12
Thanks Chat room
maccast
20:52:17
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bobbeach
20:52:24
Bye bye everyone bye bye
Majikman
20:53:07
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MacstockMike
20:53:13
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BronwynECG
20:53:30
Ewen: batwench went to bed early i think
patrice
20:53:50
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paulums
20:53:58
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paulums
20:54:12
Evening all
BronwynECG
20:54:30
yay paulums and his sexy legs :P
paulums
20:54:52
yay bronwynecg
BronwynECG
20:55:35
i’ve seen his legs Ewen he lifted up his left one at me once :P
Majikman
20:55:51
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patrice
20:55:56
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campionuk
20:56:28
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BronwynECG
20:57:20
yeah i’m still waiting for the desert island discs show, the productivity show the photo show the drone show Ewen :P
DeepPan
20:57:25
This looks very handy for a tenner :) https://www.anker.com/products/A7620011
bobbeach
20:57:42
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BronwynECG
20:58:37
i’ve downloaded that golf game and I don’t even like golf :/ You guys REALLY have silver tongues :P campionuk paulums Ewen
Horse
20:58:52
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BronwynECG
20:59:09
nice tongue Ewen :D
JackieHern
20:59:12
no Jack n Coke?
JackieHern
20:59:27
i've got Captain n Coke Zero
BronwynECG
20:59:29
JackieHern: my friend!!! I love jack and coke
JackieHern
20:59:45
BronwynECG, ;)
Horse
20:59:54
dont get rid of me
BronwynECG
21:00:21
JackieHern: its the first drink i got disgistingly sick off of :D still love it though . to be fair I hadn’t eaten and knocked back 3 glasses
mac
21:00:31
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BronwynECG
21:01:42
JackieHern: actually i lie it’s not jack and coke i like rum and coke but i really like an occasional whiskey
techytez
21:01:43
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techytez
21:01:46
hello!
JeffG
21:01:48
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Horse
21:02:05
1977 only just got to Leeds
BronwynECG
21:02:21
wait wait wait paulums has a big gun?! O.o
SwampRat
21:02:28
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DeepPan
21:02:41
“slutty”? :D
BronwynECG
21:02:58
sexy legs!!
Mullerbiker
21:03:17
paulums in his skin tight lycra pants
BronwynECG
21:04:06
blimey o reilley? What’s that?
BronwynECG
21:04:09
O.o
BronwynECG
21:04:18
ACTION runs to google 
Horse
21:04:25
Quick question, are the bash tickets just my Pay Pal receipt?
BronwynECG
21:04:45
urban dictionary to the rescue :D
bobbeach
21:05:47
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BronwynECG
21:06:09
paulums: I think I still have my stickers from when I got my Apple //e when I was 10 :P
Horse
21:06:35
Nasty hum on audio, dissapears when audio gos above certain level
JackieHern
21:06:37
oh snap
techytez
21:06:55
Do I look big in thiss screen?
DeepPan
21:07:00
Jazz, niiiiice! :)
BronwynECG
21:07:09
Ewen: SHOW TITLE Sexy legs and Captain Crunchy :P paulums
BronwynECG
21:07:27
campionuk: ^
paulums
21:07:28
yes browynecg
mcqu
21:09:37
Hello from the North American Colony
DeepPan
21:09:40
Minecraft Paulums
Mullerbiker
21:10:02
Did she see paulums in his tidy whiites?
Horse
21:11:18
hello mcqu
techytez
21:11:43
Santander are going to be doing it later in the year and Amex didn't give me a date
jamescaff
21:11:51
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GBRedneck
21:11:52
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techytez
21:12:19
Costa Coffee now have Android pay too!!
bobbeach
21:12:42
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mcqu
21:12:45
Hello looks like a quiet night
techytez
21:13:08
Pret A Mange can take up to £250 using thumb or pin... That's about 10 of their coffees
BronwynECG
21:13:43
JeffG: Will this bee your cool thing ? http://imgur.com/gallery/9YqpaL8 Lego battleship http://imgur.com/gallery/9YqpaL8
Horse
21:13:51
I have contacted my bank and I have the choice not to have a touch Debit Card.. and I wont be.
mcqu
21:15:07
Apple Pay came to Canada this week only had a chance to use it once
BronwynECG
21:15:35
but are the terminals in place to even be able to USE Apple Pay?
Mullerbiker
21:15:56
I use apple pay alot use it today
mcqu
21:16:30
Quite a few places have touch terminals for visa or debit over here
BronwynECG
21:16:40
ahh okay
Mullerbiker
21:16:46
Beta apple watch?
JeffG
21:16:59
I love that model, Bronwyn!
Mullerbiker
21:17:14
His wallets always there just deep pockets and short arms
BronwynECG
21:17:40
my phone is usually buried way too deeply in my bag to even bother with Apple Pay… I just whip out my wallet and use my card
mcqu
21:17:42
Haven't tried my watch as yet maybe tomorrow for morning coffee
Mullerbiker
21:18:11
campionuk does bakerlite phones easily damaged?
campionuk
21:18:29
eh Mullerbiker ??
Mullerbiker
21:18:41
Bakerlite phone
paulums
21:19:09
How is my audio chatroom? I knwo my video is fucked
BronwynECG
21:19:19
paulums: audio is great
Horse
21:19:25
audio fine
Ewen
21:19:28
Audio Fine Wrighty
Mullerbiker
21:19:47
Horse
21:19:55
Wrighty what film are the family watching
paulums
21:20:04
browynecg ewen Horse - cool - not sure hwat is happening but if you can hearme then I will keep on
Horse
21:20:44
paulums: in that caes NO the audio is terrible ;)
Horse
21:20:49
case
Mullerbiker
21:20:51
paulums take off the gimp mask you’ll be fine ;)
Horse
21:21:47
paulums: if you stay perfectly still your picture slowly clears. I must try that mornings in the mirror.
Mullerbiker
21:22:03
BronwynECG
21:22:51
hah! XD
mcqu
21:23:03
Now I am not in the studio where do you go for the live feed?
Mullerbiker
21:23:31
I use apple pay alot….and Im not even a fanbouy
BronwynECG
21:24:10
mcqu: whoops didnt read… I don’t kow where there’s just an audio feed
Mullerbiker
21:24:39
BronwynECG
21:24:45
i don’t know the link anyway
SwampRat
21:25:16
I still mainly use cash most places, and a pre-paid debit card for the few online transactions I do.
BronwynECG
21:25:25
Ewen I lurve my new chip and pin card . I can only use it in two stores though
Mullerbiker
21:26:26
Americans have chips on their shoulders :)
BronwynECG
21:26:31
Ewen: ROFL
DeepPan
21:26:32
they have chip, but still have to sign I think
BronwynECG
21:26:33
XD
paulums
21:26:46
Half Dick In -show TITLE!!!
BronwynECG
21:26:51
DeepPan: nope I have one and I put in my PIN
Mullerbiker
21:26:55
The PIN is to burst the security balloon
mcqu
21:27:17
Thanks I just got the video and audio on my phone
DeepPan
21:27:23
well BronwynECG, it must be like that for the whole of the US in that case! :D :D
BronwynECG
21:27:32
DeepPan: yep exactly!! :D
paulums
21:28:54
Camps little erectikon - SHOW TITLE
BronwynECG
21:29:03
^ Yep :P
Mullerbiker
21:30:12
I got a chrome book…. bit pants
Mullerbiker
21:30:49
My Chrome Book is a HP
Mullerbiker
21:31:31
Hoya Specs?
Mullerbiker
21:32:54
Chrome Books are good for Muddles
Horse
21:33:13
Mullerbiker: Muggles?
DeepPan
21:33:20
Chromebooks are great for wobbly tables
Mullerbiker
21:33:51
Horse its a Harry Potter eference
JackieHern
21:34:09
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Horse
21:34:15
Yep I know I thought it was muggles.. my CDO kicking in
Mullerbiker
21:34:28
Horse my MacBook Pro dont have G's
DeepPan
21:34:39
DIdn’t they try that with a thousand quid Chromebook?
Horse
21:35:15
Mullerbiker My watch dosnt have a little hand either
Mullerbiker
21:35:50
Horse Is it a apple Beta watch?
DeepPan
21:36:05
Chromebooks are popular in school as they’re dirt cheap, disposable and all the data is in the cloud
JeffG
21:36:20
Yep!
Horse
21:36:44
Mullerbiker: I wish it was
Mullerbiker
21:36:53
And with dual authetication they can be logged in by anyone
Mullerbiker
21:37:10
cause it reloads your desktop
mcqu
21:37:53
Jeff: Do you build and mod Lego or just collect it?
Mullerbiker
21:37:54
No paulums you do everything in your pants
DeepPan
21:38:25
Hangs up the Acoustic Coupler! :D
Horse
21:38:41
Im shuffling the blocks to make paulums face look right
Mullerbiker
21:38:53
DeepPan he needs new string between his tin cans
Horse
21:39:26
Mullerbiker: its because its norfolk no hills to keep the string taught
Mullerbiker
21:39:51
But Chrome books arnt for heavy users its for email and browsing
Horse
21:40:14
Call it the Rant Show
JeffG
21:40:32
I build, mod, and collect LEGO. I can't help myself.
paulums
21:40:59
i thought i had you techytez
Horse
21:41:07
Hello everyone. My names Jeff and I build Lego. Hello Jeff
patrice
21:41:12
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mcqu
21:41:17
Have you heard of have any SBricks?
paulums
21:41:32
Hows my face now?
Horse
21:41:35
Sticklebricks?
Horse
21:42:05
paulums: full quality, now the dogs cowering in the corner
Mullerbiker
21:42:19
Slack in Chrome just logs right in …. no diffrence
paulums
21:42:20
F*** yeah Horse!
Mullerbiker
21:42:42
lets all gang up on Ewen :)
mcqu
21:42:49
SBricks are a new Bluetooth device for controlling Lego models with an iPad or iPhone
Horse
21:42:50
paulums: no its fine I’ve been looking for a way to control him.
paulums
21:42:55
mullerbiker take him!
Mullerbiker
21:43:17
paulums I can sucker punch him under the desk
Horse
21:43:19
mcqu: dont tell Jeff… Too late
Mullerbiker
21:43:49
USE CHROME AND SAVE PASSWORD !!!!
Mullerbiker
21:44:15
JeffG BTN hosts are unstable :)
DeepPan
21:44:27
I only use Chrome to watch this show, and even they’re getting rid of flash soon!
Horse
21:44:38
DeepPan: me too
paulums
21:44:42
Ewen look at my beautiful face now - we do have internet in Norwich!
Horse
21:45:29
OIts Google it must be safe
Horse
21:45:32
its
DeepPan
21:45:44
Muller, you should get Google to buy you dinner before they fuck you!! :D :D
Mullerbiker
21:46:09
I only had one ;)
Horse
21:46:09
Mullerbiker: DeepPan at least some small talk
DeepPan
21:46:32
Horse, a “please” and “thank you” even :D
paulums
21:46:32
It's Muller Time!!!
Mullerbiker
21:46:37
JeffG you can Uber one to the bash ;)
BronwynECG
21:47:17
the intenet was invented so we can order big screen tv’s without getting trampled to death Ewen :P
Horse
21:48:14
Nope according to Avenue Q the internet is for P*** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6eFNRKEROw
Ewen
21:48:20
Terry just stole your story @JeffG
JeffG
21:48:33
I see that. What a dick.
Mullerbiker
21:48:48
That would be amazon scrambled eggs
Ewen
21:48:52
Bit Harsh
Horse
21:48:53
Pre scrambled its an undocumented faeture. Dont complain
Horse
21:49:45
Siri is coming on the mac
DeepPan
21:50:04
I hope they get Siri working first
Horse
21:50:28
Dont click paulums links. A new rule
paulums
21:50:58
Horse do do do
paulums
21:51:43
Oh Mullerbiker
Horse
21:52:04
paulums: whos going to buy anyting like that with no reviews
chuck_
21:52:09
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Mullerbiker
21:52:10
paulums You Clicked ;)
Horse
21:52:14
Oh bugger thats a giveaway
paulums
21:52:17
Horse you can be the first
Horse
21:53:18
paulums: Ok… “Tried to use it but 1. Couldnt crack it. 2. When boiled it cause second degree burns
Horse
21:53:36
I saw that smile
paulums
21:53:45
Horse you need to cool it before you insert it
Horse
21:54:16
paulums: Oh I get it now.. link to soldiers please
Mullerbiker
21:54:31
Bit expensive but scare your missus :)
DocRock
21:54:31
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Mullerbiker
21:55:26
Your alright it dont understand ecky thump
Horse
21:55:46
Mullerbiker: Thats got more reviews.. worrying
BronwynECG
21:55:49
ACTION wanders off to sit on bed 
DeepPan
21:56:20
We all need to speak yorkshire for Siri to understand us?!? :D
Mullerbiker
21:56:35
Have to say I think this is brilliant. I had read all the reviews before I bought it, so when it came I was a little dubious. It is, what I would imagine to be, the size of a large trantula. It does move slowly although this seems to give it a realistic effect. When testing it out, before giving it as a present, I have to say I was getting a little bit spooked, and I am not bothered about spiders at all. The light
Mullerbiker
21:56:36
up 'red' eyes are clearly unrealistic, but children love this, so who cares. Also it doesn't work on carpet, so if you don't have hard floors I would go for something else. All in all this is a great gift for any child who loves getting one over on an adult!!
DeepPan
21:57:39
find things out as in asking a question??
Horse
21:58:50
A religious meeting
DeepPan
21:59:07
how do you think people learned before the written word? They asked a question
Mullerbiker
22:00:01
Love the reviews on this ;)
Horse
22:00:22
Now you laugh but you learn other things but research, when researching for every one thing you were looking for you pick up 3 extra.
Horse
22:00:53
Mullerbiker: Veet reviews classics
Horse
22:01:33
Veet for Men a complete riot.
paulums
22:01:43
F*** Mullerbiker U clicked. What the actual f***???
Mullerbiker
22:01:54
Horse I was reading them other day I was crying
DeepPan
22:02:13
Apple used to be great at really working something before it went public. Doesn’t seem to be the case so much now
Horse
22:03:13
My experience is El; Capitan and New hardware is great. But you have to keep new hardware updating.. theres a sales boost for Apple.
Ewen
22:03:35
Story @JeffG?
JeffG
22:03:58
Already dropped it in, but I'm happy to do it again. :) http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/18/11699660/microsoft-foxconn-feature-phone-sale
Horse
22:04:47
2007 imac and El Capitan beachballing like mad even with SSD. iMac (Retina 5K, 27-inch, Late 2015) and El Capitan fine
Mullerbiker
22:04:48
and it worked worked worked ….
SwampRat
22:04:58
I don't have a use for any of those kinds of devices
BronwynECG
22:05:22
I bet ALL you guys would change ypur mind about the assistant if it came shaped like a lady :P
Mullerbiker
22:05:37
cause we speak proper
BronwynECG
22:05:44
hah! :P
Horse
22:05:51
BronwynECG: Too bloody right
BronwynECG
22:06:10
Ewen: the U is the devil! XD
BronwynECG
22:06:19
JeffG ^
Horse
22:06:44
JeffG, Thumbing the nose at the ‘K’ surely.
Mullerbiker
22:06:46
BronwynECG U totally Us less
Mullerbiker
22:07:11
USA cant spull
BronwynECG
22:07:29
Ewen: if it makes you feel any better I spell the color grey like that all the time. WIth the “A” looks weird to me
Horse
22:07:29
Nor can you Mullerbiker it ‘SA’
paulums
22:07:31
Mullerbiker are you American?
Horse
22:08:01
what the colour gray
BronwynECG
22:08:17
horse that looks so weird to me
Horse
22:08:25
it all look Beige to me
Mullerbiker
22:08:54
Hurse you and palms are talking bullocks
DeepPan
22:09:01
I think the next MS phone will be a Surface, not a Lumia
BronwynECG
22:09:15
Just tried to setup NFC payment on my windows phone. Wallet won’t let me add my card >_<
BronwynECG
22:09:28
ACTION shakes fist at Microsoft
Horse
22:09:32
BronwynECG: It is Grey with an e
Mullerbiker
22:09:39
Feature phones sell in millions in Africa and sun continent
Mullerbiker
22:09:54
sub … fecking keyboard
BronwynECG
22:10:02
Horse: i *know*. that’s why I spell it with an E
Horse
22:10:20
oh :D
BronwynECG
22:10:30
ACTION taking bets now that campionuk’s wife will go into labor while he’s on the Big Show one day :P 
Horse
22:10:46
BronwynECG: ill take that bet
Horse
22:11:47
Ewen: I thought it was all down to Susie Dent
BronwynECG
22:11:53
hahahahahahahhaahaha XD apparently outside there’s a dog with a head cone losing its shit pulling on a kid sitting in a deck chair under a tree XD
DeepPan
22:12:23
FoxConn has been looking to make their own phones for a while
Horse
22:12:45
Bless you campionuk
Horse
22:13:01
IOT a HUGE securiyt risk
DeepPan
22:13:08
MS new direction is they don’t care what you control it with as long as you’re using their services on the backend
Horse
22:13:12
ty even
campionuk
22:13:34
thanks Horse
BronwynECG
22:14:48
Horse
22:14:56
A Mullerbiker jpg link, Im definately going to click that NOT
JeffG
22:14:56
Keep in mind we didn't understand the value of underpants, or even how to use them, until after the Civil War.
Horse
22:15:12
JeffG: you still dont
DeepPan
22:15:25
As in Captain America? :D
JeffG
22:15:33
I don't, but some people do.
Horse
22:15:50
Ewen: Never stop UK2 advert my favourite picture drool
Horse
22:16:14
I’m in love
Horse
22:17:09
Will they be at the bash?
Horse
22:17:31
Hoya that is
Horse
22:20:47
Thats my avatar… Very lifelike
DeepPan
22:21:53
Are they still speaking English? :D
JeffG
22:22:08
I have no idea.
Horse
22:22:17
It just dosent like you Ewen
Mullerbiker
22:22:27
Do get a choice of bats?
DeepPan
22:22:36
something about getting their balls in the hole
Horse
22:22:37
I have free rented a few
DeepPan
22:22:43
gripping the shaft
DeepPan
22:22:53
playing with wood
Horse
22:23:10
DeepPan: Selective hearing in full flow there
Mullerbiker
22:23:19
Ewen did you get wood?
DeepPan
22:23:42
in the rough
BronwynECG
22:23:54
DeepPan: XD
Mullerbiker
22:24:07
Im in the 19th Hole :)
Mullerbiker
22:26:13
Kicked the string ou ;)
DeepPan
22:26:36
that’ll take forever to 3d print
BronwynECG
22:26:46
JeffG: the battle ship one is a guy in ireland AND there’s apparently another guy in the US who built the same type of ship a few inches longer
JeffG
22:26:57
Wow!
DeepPan
22:27:42
Bad news, Anker do them too ;)
Horse
22:27:50
techytez: i notice While iPhone and iPad do not support Quick Charge 2.0, this item can still charges iPhones and iPads at their full speed
paulums
22:28:01
BronwynECG
22:30:07
techytez
22:30:44
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22:30:51
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Mullerbiker
22:31:37
And this is why Ewen not getting any work done
BronwynECG
22:31:56
my grandparents had a newton’s cradle once. I accidentally destroyed it by twisting all the plastic cords around into knots O.O
DeepPan
22:32:34
yoh adrian!
BronwynECG
22:33:12
Ewen: hah! :D
SwampRat
22:33:29
Only thing I like about golf is the movie "Caddyshack". :-)
Horse
22:33:55
The balancing tongue makes all the different
DeepPan
22:34:01
register both on UK2 :)
BronwynECG
22:34:04
Horse: yep :D
BronwynECG
22:34:34
sexy legs paulums
BronwynECG
22:34:36
:D
Horse
22:34:53
there are people outside Norfolk
DeepPan
22:35:00
Got in the Norfolk gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t looking ;)
techytez
22:35:05
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Horse
22:35:21
yea Fridays
BronwynECG
22:35:47
Ewen: concert? :P
Horse
22:35:55
Can we have a BTN calendar, in the Calendar girls style
BronwynECG
22:36:00
Ewen: sexy legs and captain crunchy show title
SwampRat
22:36:13
Better than Campion's Crunchy Erection
Horse
22:36:15
Ewen: : Can we have a BTN calendar, in the Calendar girls style
Ewen
22:36:23
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DeepPan
22:36:23
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BronwynECG
22:36:30
good night folks :)
JeffG
22:36:33
Bye, gang!
Horse
22:36:37
nite all
campionuk
22:36:44
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SwampRat
22:36:44
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JeffG
22:36:45
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BronwynECG
22:36:45
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Horse
22:36:52
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paulums
22:37:01
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Mullerbiker
22:37:54
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mcqu
22:49:49
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0:21:28
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August 14 2018 21:33:46