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taxi_cab
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JackieHern
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nathanchantrell
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nathanchantrell
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nathanchantrell
8:01:53
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nathanchantrell
8:13:14
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taxi_cab
16:02:54
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GBRedneck
16:31:06
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JackieHern
16:31:22
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vincent404
17:49:15
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JackieHern
17:58:22
Hey folks if anyone is around we're doing House of Cards Show now on BTN/Live, say hello! ;)
Tensorguy
17:59:53
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JackieHern
18:00:04
Hey Tensorguy !!!
Tensorguy
18:00:07
Hey!
Tensorguy
18:01:15
I loved being on the show
JackieHern
18:01:27
Wanna come back on??
Tensorguy
18:01:31
Sure
JackieHern
18:01:41
I need a guest 2 weeks from now
Tensorguy
18:01:48
Anything you guys need I'm there
JackieHern
18:01:51
26 may
JackieHern
18:01:56
you're the best
Tensorguy
18:01:58
It's a date
JackieHern
18:02:05
ill tweet you/email you
JackieHern
18:02:09
perfect
Tensorguy
18:02:11
Daaaaw
JackieHern
18:02:21
toot
Tensorguy
18:03:24
Ha!
taxi_cab
18:05:50
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Tensorguy
18:06:23
The thing that is amazing to me is this was filmed months ago and it kind of mirrors the events on the news
Tensorguy
18:11:44
Dangling Thread is my 80's Maddona coverband
taxi_cab
18:21:30
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mullerbiker
18:28:06
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mullerbiker
18:28:50
Hello all
JackieHern
18:29:20
h3llo mullerbiker
mullerbiker
18:29:53
Hello JackieHern watching you live 🤒
JackieHern
18:30:19
oh hey! thanks so much
mullerbiker
18:30:42
Never seen the show so spoilers 😂
JackieHern
18:31:20
oh no!!! mute lol...or the story is so complicated and far in it probably wont spoil much
mullerbiker
18:33:42
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mullerbiker
18:34:05
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mullerbiker
18:39:18
Frank sounds confused I was never confused
GBRedneck
18:44:06
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Ewen
18:44:55
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Tensorguy
18:45:24
Vincent has all the info
Ewen
18:46:03
Evening Everyone
Tensorguy
18:46:38
Bye guys this was awesome
JackieHern
18:47:49
Thanks so much Tensorguy !
Tensorguy
18:48:06
Thank you!
DeepPan
18:49:19
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JackieHern
18:51:45
Greatings Ewen
Ewen
18:52:12
Bonsoir @jackiehern
Ewen
18:52:26
Good SHow. Caught teh last 15 mins
JackieHern
18:53:02
Oh good! thanks...yeah we've got just a few more left. Next week Kelly is on with me, that should be fun
maccast
18:53:46
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ljpuk
18:53:46
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JackieHern
18:55:00
It could be me but your audio sounds crackley
JackieHern
18:55:21
it must be me cause i also hear an echo
mullerbiker
18:55:34
Alpha geek alpha geek
DeepPan
18:55:37
audio echoing and really badly crackling
MacVader
18:55:47
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MacVader
18:56:00
Damn the sound is Shite
ljpuk
18:56:12
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MacVader
18:56:27
Or is that just me?
ljpuk
18:56:28
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vincent404
18:56:36
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JackieHern
18:56:49
yeah sounds like the main audio to BTN/live
DeepPan
18:57:00
nope, bad audio
BronwynECG
18:57:00
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BronwynECG
18:57:30
okay I’m here now \o/ SHow can start :P
MacVader
18:57:31
You sound like a cylon ;)
BronwynECG
18:57:50
alphageek reminders too right?
mullerbiker
18:58:32
BronwynECG: too late you snooze you looze
DeepPan
18:58:37
sounds still the same
BronwynECG
18:58:48
ACTION makes a face at mullerbiker 
ljpuk
19:00:20
ewen no audio for me
BronwynECG
19:00:24
ick … hate the audio >_< somebody ping me please when it clears up
BronwynECG
19:00:30
ACTION wanders off 
mullerbiker
19:00:43
Bat wrench could organise a piss up in a brewery
DocRock
19:00:47
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DanVA3ETS
19:01:01
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mullerbiker
19:01:06
Or even Batwench
ljpuk
19:01:14
Ewen no audio for me
maccast
19:01:33
he's saying check on your end
MacVader
19:02:02
I'm gonna take a shower first.
Ewen
19:02:53
We arent getting any audio from you
patrice
19:03:30
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Ewen
19:03:45
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ljpuk
19:03:55
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ljpuk
19:04:27
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jamescaff
19:05:28
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mullerbiker
19:05:41
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mullerbiker
19:06:05
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DeepPan
19:07:01
audio is good now :)
Ewen
19:07:04
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mullerbiker
19:07:06
Colloquies on iPad Pro is shite.... Keeps quitting
JackieHern
19:07:09
Million times better!!
JackieHern
19:07:15
perfect
ljpuk
19:07:24
Ewen I can see you guys on stream but I cant hear anything in SKYPE
f_hanshaw
19:07:28
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jamescaff
19:07:48
thanks Ewen audio is awesome now :)
ljpuk
19:08:35
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JackieHern
19:08:36
nice! I already started some while editing...
JackieHern
19:08:52
er wine...not jack and coke, that sounds better though
DeepPan
19:08:58
“I understand that you’ve been involved in a car crash recently ….” :D
TomF
19:09:18
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mullerbiker
19:09:20
jamescaff: pity about the content then
JackieHern
19:11:00
you got to have big ice cubes
JackieHern
19:11:03
lol
JackieHern
19:11:17
then it's like drinking water
bobbeach
19:11:48
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Steve
19:11:57
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JackieHern
19:12:45
The brady bunch!
Steve
19:12:57
Anybody there?
Steve
19:13:00
Hi.
jamescaff
19:13:07
mullerbiker its saved by your addition in #coolthings in slack :P
JackieHern
19:13:11
yeah I think they had stairs
DeepPan
19:13:12
Same as Celebrity Squares here
bobbeach
19:13:36
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TomF
19:13:48
Want to listen live at work - get a 'unable to locate britishtechnetwork.com...server does not have DNS entry'. Guess BTN is NSFW according to my company. Sucks
mullerbiker
19:14:02
Ewen unplugged him
JackieHern
19:14:30
it's always a cat
ljpuk
19:14:34
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bobbeach
19:14:37
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Steve
19:15:05
I had to let the cats into the "studio" because the one was getting a bit vocal...
Steve
19:15:27
Nice, Adam
Steve
19:15:38
Where's Paul Lynde?
jamescaff
19:15:51
wooooo PARDYYYY
jamescaff
19:16:26
mullerbiker guessed it correctly
DeepPan
19:16:53
…. and he’s talked himself into a new iMac! :D
mullerbiker
19:17:31
I have
Majikman
19:17:36
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BronwynECG
19:17:40
w0000!!!!! Ewen is the best!! \o/ :D
batwench
19:17:41
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batwench
19:18:08
Right that is as fast as I can Shower @mullerbiker Sobering up may take loner
Majikman
19:18:09
Evening all
DeepPan
19:18:14
new Mac Pro will be a pyramid! :D
f_hanshaw
19:18:32
ouch audio just went crapped]
BronwynECG
19:18:34
>_<
DeepPan
19:18:39
sounds has just gone to pot again
batwench
19:18:44
SOund dire ewen
BronwynECG
19:18:47
ACTION shakes fist dang audio >_< 
JackieHern
19:19:19
Noooo! the static is back!!
f_hanshaw
19:19:34
rip my ears with ath m50s on
batwench
19:19:43
Switch it off and on again
batwench
19:19:49
Ewen: its dire
JackieHern
19:19:50
It's the entire audio
DanVA3ETS
19:20:07
Audio is all fuzzy again on the stream
batwench
19:20:11
@mullerbiker you happy I am here now?
BronwynECG
19:20:19
soooo does this mean i have to be out of the room for the audio to work? :(
WesFL
19:20:21
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batwench
19:20:55
Ewen: yuck
BronwynECG
19:20:56
quick batwench swing by the studio to make the audio work
Majikman
19:20:59
Sound is horrible
DeepPan
19:21:00
still bad
JackieHern
19:21:00
still there static and echo
jamescaff
19:21:01
still the same :(
mullerbiker
19:21:06
batwench: you lost you monitor spot
batwench
19:21:13
Ewen: restart stuff
bobbeach
19:21:15
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MacVader
19:21:19
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Majikman
19:21:27
Static and echo
bobbeach
19:21:30
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TomF_
19:21:40
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MacVader
19:22:10
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bobbeach
19:22:20
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mullerbiker
19:22:23
maccast: I posted the article for macpro rumours
ljpuk
19:22:25
Hi everyone
BronwynECG
19:22:59
maccast: for all your hydraulic press needs https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcMDMoNu66_1Hwi5-MeiQgw/videos
batwench
19:23:23
Hello - “Normal” Service will resume shortly there are currenlty aucio tech issues.
JackieHern
19:23:35
sounds great
DeepPan
19:23:42
sound good now
jamescaff
19:23:43
wooo sounds good
DocRock
19:23:46
accident
BronwynECG
19:23:48
good
JackieHern
19:23:51
fixed
jamescaff
19:23:56
what was it Ewen?
batwench
19:24:11
Ewen: Sound back to normal
DanVA3ETS
19:24:12
Everything sounds fine now
Steve
19:24:16
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batwench
19:24:34
mullerbiker: you are marked as away in the chat room btw
maccast
19:24:38
@mullerbiker I agree on the rumors for WHAT will be updated it just won;t happen at WWDC
maccast
19:24:46
@mullerbiker I agree on the rumors for WHAT will be updated it just won't happen at WWDC
BronwynECG
19:24:53
DocRock: Ewen trying to talk to you
bobbeach
19:24:59
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DeepPan
19:24:59
Doc, they can all hear you
jamescaff
19:25:38
restart Skype doc :)
BronwynECG
19:25:44
DocRock: restart?
DocRock
19:25:54
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mullerbiker
19:25:57
maccast: I was proved right last time
DeepPan
19:25:59
Doc, out
JackieHern
19:26:17
ACTION pours out drinks for the entire chatroom
BronwynECG
19:26:35
JackieHern: I’ll have chilled filtered water please
BronwynECG
19:26:37
thanks
mullerbiker
19:26:37
JackieHern: I have a double
batwench
19:27:15
Ewen: yes you are on alpha geek
mullerbiker
19:27:31
Fecking bar stewards
Steve
19:27:40
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batwench
19:27:42
Ewen: I have a life…. and exams
batwench
19:27:56
and mead decent mead
mullerbiker
19:28:28
I found a way to mess with the wires
BronwynECG
19:28:37
Ewen: did you let teh cat into the studio again? O.o
TomF
19:28:48
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Steve
19:29:06
DocRock needs to quit listening to loud music...
jamescaff
19:29:21
is doc on the new mac too?
batwench
19:29:27
BronwynECG: Harry would have to go way up the street for that now. He is too old to wonder too far
jamescaff
19:29:31
*mac mini i mean :)_
TomF_
19:29:48
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BronwynECG
19:30:32
ACTION really needs to work the word twat into a conversation
BronwynECG
19:30:39
I listen to way too many British people
DocRock
19:30:48
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Steve
19:31:18
I'm just using iPads for this and everything is working. Get rid of that Mac, DocRock
batwench
19:31:40
See switich it off and on again works
Steve
19:32:01
Switch DocRock on and off
DocRock
19:32:06
I cant hear again
DocRock
19:32:08
WTF
JackieHern
19:32:11
ACTION floats around the chat room 
DocRock
19:32:14
I gototo listen to feed
MacVader
19:32:15
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JackieHern
19:32:33
Sorry Ewen, we probably ran late too
JackieHern
19:32:59
lol ;-P
batwench
19:33:01
Ewen: However on Alpha Geek radio Audio we are now playing Casually Hardcore with the BTN Logo Up and the Audio feed from tionight.
Majikman
19:34:18
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Majikman
19:34:29
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batwench
19:34:44
Ewen that will be a first that it wont be you!
BronwynECG
19:35:07
when all else fails, Ewen , blame the guest or the cat :P
batwench
19:35:26
BronwynECG: never the cat
DeepPan
19:35:41
Will we have the money together by the end of the show for Steve’s ransom? :D
mullerbiker
19:35:42
Download hairy underarm porn patrice
MacVader
19:35:43
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batwench
19:35:48
Ewen: I dont think you watch it for the plot or the dialougue
Steve
19:35:50
I hope so.
patrice
19:35:50
ewww
maccast
19:36:22
@mullerbiker Looks like possible MacPro processors are available, so maybe
BronwynECG
19:36:45
who’s Wackin’ Phoenix? I know Joaquin Phoenix but no Wackin’ Phoenix,,,,
ljpuk
19:36:55
:)
mullerbiker
19:36:58
maccast: and the faster memory
f_hanshaw
19:37:37
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f_hanshaw
19:38:14
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DeepPan
19:38:48
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TomF
19:39:21
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mullerbiker
19:39:22
Tell him to hold up proof of life
BronwynECG
19:40:04
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DeepPan
19:40:08
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MacVader
19:41:22
It's nice, but it's not new to us anymore. We already have SIRI
maccast
19:42:06
Siri can't do what I just described @MacVader not even close
f_hanshaw
19:42:37
their all slowly getting to that point though
bobbeach
19:43:14
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bobbeach
19:43:27
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MacVader
19:44:14
maccast: I understand, but I mean that we are used to personal assistants. It's not like when they introduced Siri
DeepPan
19:44:19
Siri is really flakey too
ljpuk
19:44:25
SIRI is ok for basic reminders, checking weather and stuff but seems behind the competition
ljpuk
19:44:32
when it understands me that is :)
mullerbiker
19:44:41
Siri is pants
ljpuk
19:44:51
I use SIRI all the time for playing music
patrice
19:45:05
I use siri all day
MacVader
19:45:10
I don't use Siri allot, but it works great when I use it.
mullerbiker
19:45:16
ljpuk: could use a music app mate doh!
patrice
19:45:16
for a million things
mullerbiker
19:45:41
patrice: bet you don't exaggerate
patrice
19:45:47
I don’t
MacVader
19:45:50
And on my Apple watch Siri is also great
bobbeach
19:45:58
Siri is very good for somethings like setting reminders, alarms, appointments. But not so good other stuff
DeepPan
19:45:59
Isn’t this just replicating what Microsoft showed recently with bots and Cortana?
DanVA3ETS
19:46:01
One thing about viv, I noticed that unlike Siri, I don’t think it spoke back
mullerbiker
19:46:04
patrice: bet you a million quid
DocRock
19:46:13
It's still low
DocRock
19:46:20
I chage all my audio gear
batwench
19:46:24
Its Doc he broke it
Steve
19:46:34
Siri on the Apple Watch is wonderful.
DocRock
19:46:38
I changed mic and headphone and rebooted mac
ljpuk
19:46:39
one of those days :)
DocRock
19:46:40
it's not me
patrice
19:46:41
indeed
patrice
19:46:49
If it was just a smidge faster
WesFL
19:46:57
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Steve
19:46:59
DocRock has given BTN the clap.
DanVA3ETS
19:47:10
It’s ksype. Skype weirdness lol
batwench
19:47:37
Doc’s mike is dire
MacVader
19:47:37
I agree Steve even for a timer for in the kitchen.
mullerbiker
19:47:56
Don't worry Ewen can edit
ljpuk
19:47:58
i tend to use SIRI on the watch a tonne
Steve
19:48:06
LOL. That's what I use it for most often. "Hey Siri, set a timer for 3 minutes and 30 seconds"
Steve
19:48:22
Also great for sending texts
TomF_
19:48:36
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f_hanshaw
19:48:40
yep both of those and starting phone calls for me is what i use it for
DanVA3ETS
19:49:08
Try doing a test call with skype test call Dock
Steve
19:49:19
Now if the Watch just had a built-in LTE connection....
DocRock
19:49:31
dcrockg4
DocRock
19:49:37
docrockg4
Majikman
19:49:46
All of those plus setting early morning alarm calls
DocRock
19:49:53
No shorts no curlys
MacVader
19:50:07
I agree, it should have an built in connection. Maybe in Apple Watch 2
MacVader
19:51:37
Apple needs to open Siri for devs asap
batwench
19:51:47
Siri is limited by the fact that she can’t understand accents
ljpuk
19:51:51
SIRI API at WWDC
ljpuk
19:51:53
?
Ewen
19:52:11
Youre supposed to say that on the podcast @LJPUK
Steve
19:52:12
Exactly. I would be surprised if we didn't see a Siri API
TomF
19:52:32
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ljpuk
19:52:52
anyone got an echo?
ljpuk
19:52:58
i mean amazon echo :)
Steve
19:53:10
:-)
mullerbiker
19:53:12
Apple should buy Cortana
bobbeach
19:53:12
"Hey Siri, why are you so crap?"
batwench
19:53:14
ljpuk: never heard of it
DocRock
19:53:26
So yeah it's not me, test call worked perfectly fine.
MacVader
19:53:47
I don't trust Amazon, maybe they send all conversations you have to the CIA ;)
ljpuk
19:57:06
:)
DanVA3ETS
19:57:09
Yeah. Don’t think we can get their echo device here in Canada a anyway
DocRock
19:57:15
MacVader, That is a common perception but really who is gonna manage and process all that data? Basically it's impossible so it's not happening
maccast
19:58:06
I use Siri frequently and I get very good results with it. It's not perfect, but I get a lot done with it.
batwench
19:58:21
I think we can get the case for the echo in the amazon uk website butr not the gaDGET
DocRock
19:58:23
Siri is flawless for me these days
DanVA3ETS
19:58:43
Same here Dock. Siri has been flawless as well
DocRock
19:58:54
Maccast read my comment to MacVader and respond
DocRock
19:59:04
please
MacVader
19:59:27
DocRock: True that. But i still wouldn't put one in my house :)
MacVader
19:59:54
I don't trust anyone ;)
GBRedneck
20:00:24
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DanVA3ETS
20:00:32
I don’t have one here either, as we can’t get it here in Canada. My Girlfriend who’s in the US, has one, and she likes it
GBRedneck
20:00:41
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DocRock
20:00:53
Not violent just pointing out the fact
DocRock
20:01:01
I want adams pinion
DocRock
20:01:04
that's all
Steve
20:01:08
DocRock - what about that big new NSA facility in Utah?
mullerbiker
20:01:14
DocRock: this will set a presidents
DocRock
20:01:27
Sod Off
DocRock
20:01:40
So let them
ljpuk
20:01:45
:)
DocRock
20:01:47
I like to buy AMazon stuff
jamescaff
20:01:51
whathappened to doc I was not on the stream?
DanVA3ETS
20:01:51
Siri, us, I like that one Ewen. Hahahaha.
DocRock
20:01:52
Im not wound
DocRock
20:02:07
Skype is Racist
MacVader
20:02:17
Indeed, but i'm a bit Mulder from the X-Files.
DeepPan
20:02:18
Amazon is already able to recommend stuff I’ve already bought from them! :D
patrice
20:02:21
@doc: Blame Microsoft
DocRock
20:02:38
So what if they advertise to me recommendation engine on Amazon so far has been awesome
DeepPan
20:03:24
Ewen, does he use an iPhone? ;)
ljpuk
20:03:26
amazon does tell me "would you like to buy this again" a lot, dont really have a problem with it
DocRock
20:03:26
Me
DocRock
20:04:24
Yes hence the reason the FBI uses credit card receipts now, that's a lt of info
ljpuk
20:05:08
im sure tesco know more about me than Amazon :), dont mind them knowing I buy baked beans every week :)
DeepPan
20:05:10
Some people are still shocked that using a store loyalty card records your purchases! :D
DocRock
20:05:12
VIv and Echo remind us of the Jetsons that's why!
DocRock
20:05:28
We are finally getting what tv showed us int eh 60's
MacVader
20:05:47
And the thing is we don't even have Amazon here. Have to buy from Amazon Germany or UK
DocRock
20:05:50
ljpuk is a gassy mother
Steve
20:06:02
HA!
DocRock
20:06:07
Hup Holland Hup
ljpuk
20:06:13
DocRock I am indeed :0 parp!
DeepPan
20:06:35
Jony needs a bigger White Room
MacVader
20:06:56
DocRock: LOL indeed, we're too small. 17 million people.
mullerbiker
20:07:32
Apple gonna buy Elan Musk cars and rebadged them 😂
MacVader
20:07:37
Yep maccast :)
DocRock
20:07:47
and our favorite Football team is slacking recently MacVader
mullerbiker
20:08:17
And the Apple car mini will a rebadged leaf
DocRock
20:08:25
if you go by precentages we have all spent about the same for R&D, Whiskey abd #D Filament and such
Steve
20:08:26
The Apple Car™ by Tesla
DocRock
20:08:35
3d
MacVader
20:09:03
Yeah I don't follow football allot. But i've seen that things arent getting better 😭
DocRock
20:09:07
Steve They are gonna call it Apple Carte!
DocRock
20:10:23
That's why the i* has piped in engine noise
DocRock
20:10:27
i8
patrice
20:10:33
i3
patrice
20:10:43
It’s the better car
DeepPan
20:10:50
Musk still comes across as a snake oil salesman
DocRock
20:11:12
I've ordered me i3, takes 4 months. Damn Germans patrice
batwench
20:11:16
Saw a Tesla on the way to Basingstoke last Friday
patrice
20:11:20
oh niiiice!!
patrice
20:11:25
I want one, too :(
Steve
20:11:28
How so? Everything he touches (usually with gov't funding) makes money.
DocRock
20:11:51
patrice is ugly and I love him too
batwench
20:11:57
Moral of this story: Don’t Crash your Tesla
MacVader
20:11:59
I don't want a electric car. I want a "real car"
patrice
20:11:59
Thanks Doc :D
maccast
20:12:02
H aha
mullerbiker
20:12:02
Ewen: you could print one for him 😂
DocRock
20:12:14
I dont crash MacVader
MacVader
20:12:17
I agree maccast
DocRock
20:12:20
maccast
MacVader
20:12:53
I want an Aston Martin. That's what cars are meant to sound like
MacVader
20:12:59
Like*
MacVader
20:13:26
DocRock: never? ;)
DocRock
20:13:37
MacVader the i8 sounds like that although it's digitally generated
DeepPan
20:14:32
If Apple drop the iPhone number, what will Samsung call their next Galaxy?
GBRedneck
20:14:34
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TomF_
20:14:44
<< Leaves the chat room
MacVader
20:15:13
DocRock: But that i8 is smoking hot looking. Is that an electric car?
DocRock
20:15:26
maccast Ewen patrice Steve How many of you would still chase every year model if you were not a tech pundit ??? I still think i would
DocRock
20:15:36
MacVader all E
Steve
20:15:38
I would
DocRock
20:15:45
on the Show steve
DocRock
20:15:47
hehehehe
patrice
20:15:49
I think I would, too
DocRock
20:15:54
you too pat
MacVader
20:16:06
DocRock: Hmm, but it looks terrific
DeepPan
20:16:14
Doc is the show director now ;)
DocRock
20:16:48
boom maccast segue is perfect set up for my Q?
batwench
20:17:01
Is it wrong that it is only 8.16 pm and I am ready for bed?
maccast
20:17:10
I'll try to jump in Doc
MacVader
20:17:17
I just got my 6s a month ago.
maccast
20:17:25
My answer is yes, but only because I'm a fanboi
MacVader
20:17:44
batwench: depends on what you want to do in bed :)
batwench
20:17:51
MacVader: sleep
DocRock
20:17:57
mullerbiker
20:18:50
batwench: must wear you out this alpha geek stuff you didn't do
MacVader
20:19:01
batwench: ah yeah, Well that's a bit early 🤔
batwench
20:19:20
MacVader: I have had a dgree level maths exam today!
mullerbiker
20:19:59
ljpuk: big phones rules
Steve
20:20:07
How'd you do, batwench ?
ljpuk
20:20:10
mullerbiker noooooo
Steve
20:20:22
LOVE the 6s Plus.
batwench
20:20:22
Steve: wont find out until June - Ok I think.
mullerbiker
20:20:23
ljpuk: yessssssss
Steve
20:20:38
Of course, my eyesight sucks so a big screen is great.
MacVader
20:20:51
batwench: Well then I understand why you want to go to bed.
mullerbiker
20:21:19
I might this year
DocRock
20:21:59
I dont sell my devices caue I like my home museum
mullerbiker
20:22:12
ljpuk: hand in your fanboy cred on the way out...
Steve
20:22:14
Yay, DocRock !
MacVader
20:22:19
DocRock: yeah it's fast. But with cars i'm oldskool, i want a roaring motor. The sound of a big engine makes me happy Lol
ljpuk
20:22:32
DocRock I've just bought a 3GS to start building my collection of iOS devices
Majikman
20:22:33
<< Leaves the chat room
ljpuk
20:22:38
need to get my hands on a 1st gen
patrice
20:22:40
MacVader: And that is exactly what I DON’T want
DocRock
20:22:47
MacVader that noise was the i8 hahahaha
mullerbiker
20:23:06
Ewen: will buy a 7 we all know that
DocRock
20:23:07
it's loud abd awesome sounding
DanVA3ETS
20:23:40
They’ll have to beaf up the processor in the Apple watch for me to get one
mullerbiker
20:24:24
DanVA3ETS: read that new processor will solve battery etc...
maccast
20:24:33
No @mullerbiker he's switching back to a Windows Phone
MacVader
20:24:37
patrice: I see, and understand it. But when I hear a sound of an engine (motor or car) I always look what it is
Steve
20:24:58
Are those women in the UK2 ad the "Winter Warmers"?
mullerbiker
20:24:58
maccast: bet he won't
patrice
20:25:09
MacVader: And that’s alright, too :)
maccast
20:25:13
It was meant to be a joke
DocRock
20:25:33
MacVader patrice I agrees I can call many cars by engine sound alone, ie Corvette or Caymen
mullerbiker
20:25:37
maccast: where's the smiley
mullerbiker
20:25:43
🙄
maccast
20:25:47
😀
MacVader
20:26:02
DocRock: I didn't had the sound on. Will listen later. But I see what you mean :)
DocRock
20:26:29
MacVader find the top gear piece pretty sick
MacVader
20:26:52
DocRock: will do that.
Majikman
20:27:10
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DocRock
20:27:14
I wish xbox one had for mac and not just win10
maccast
20:28:17
mullerbiker
20:29:36
Sounds a long drawn out game
GBRedneck
20:29:54
evenin all
DocRock
20:30:45
Sa Tach E
batwench
20:31:14
brb about to feed the kitties then move you boys up to the bedrrom
Steve
20:31:54
Satechi.net -- Aluminum Mini Docking Station
Steve
20:32:31
Also - Mac app of the week - Quitter
batwench
20:34:16
<< Leaves the chat room
MacVader
20:36:21
I got that one, but Forgot about it
mullerbiker
20:37:07
And I cloud loves to duplicate photos
patrice
20:37:40
yep
mullerbiker
20:38:02
Steve: is in afganistan
MacVader
20:38:09
iCloud is just like "here have another duplicate"
DocRock
20:38:30
all Steve needs is an orange jumpsuit
patrice
20:38:38
LOL
Steve
20:38:40
I could do that...
mullerbiker
20:38:46
MacVader: it's made my photos 10 or more duplicates
ljpuk
20:39:07
iCLoud has been great for me (runs....)
Steve
20:39:08
There's nothing bad about the 70's. They were AWESOME. What I remember of them.
MacVader
20:39:12
mullerbiker: yikes that's allot.
DocRock
20:39:25
it's not me
DocRock
20:39:36
I had a real skype call and it works
mullerbiker
20:39:42
We need another Mac mini
f_hanshaw
20:39:49
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
20:40:39
patrice: you knob
ljpuk
20:41:09
cheers guys now thanks to maccast im off to play sketchparty
MacVader
20:41:39
Lol have fun
bobbeach
20:42:17
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ljpuk
20:42:22
<< Leaves the chat room
Steve
20:42:22
Later, all.
Steve
20:42:30
I see DocRock !
Steve
20:43:00
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
20:43:39
DocRock: you over modulated
DocRock
20:44:43
just old
DocRock
20:44:44
not poor
DocRock
20:44:46
hehehehe
DocRock
20:45:03
<< Leaves the chat room
maccast
20:45:47
Have fun @ljpuk
batwench
20:45:52
>> Joins the chat room
maccast
20:46:10
<< Leaves the chat room
MacVader
20:46:24
Have a great week. Laterz
batwench
20:46:40
night nibht
batwench
20:47:27
Ewen: still broadcasting on AG Radio. BTW - are you going to move shows to the Friday
batwench
20:47:40
mullerbiker: that was awesome
mullerbiker
20:48:22
batwench: what was awesome?
batwench
20:48:34
The Flying Scotsman footage - so funnyt
MacVader
20:49:39
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
20:52:44
Ewen or the leads buggered
batwench
20:53:48
Is there fluff in the port?
CareyHolzman
20:53:50
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batwench
20:54:10
Or a good blow
DeepPan
20:54:13
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
20:54:23
I think it a build up of bull shit
paulums
20:54:56
>> Joins the chat room
WesFL
20:55:57
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
20:56:16
Ewen: tomorrow I should be ordering the custom material for this years bash outfit
paulums
20:57:07
Line trouble Ewen? Still want me on Ln1?
jamescaff
20:57:15
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
20:57:19
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
20:57:41
paulums: he would have you on any line
mullerbiker
20:59:09
paulums: line 1
batwench
20:59:13
The footage is awsome - the look on the other birds face of “WTF”????
paulums
20:59:40
mullerbiker and ewen line 1 comes up but wont let me join
SwampRat
20:59:58
>> Joins the chat room
mullerbiker
21:00:19
paulums: try 4
DeepPan
21:02:46
That’s an etch-a-sketch he’s using! :D
paulums
21:03:15
Where me batwench be at????
batwench
21:03:52
paulums: I be here boyo. Downloading png from BTN website
batwench
21:04:01
Yes Ewen I be in bed with you boys
mullerbiker
21:04:01
batwench: you be gone to bed already
batwench
21:04:29
Also getting stuff read for bash outfit
BronwynECG
21:05:02
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
21:05:35
Maybe there’s only three driving games
BronwynECG
21:05:39
okay i’m back mac show may resume :P
batwench
21:06:24
No Ewen its just you
BronwynECG
21:07:01
i remember the 70s :P
batwench
21:08:18
Ewen: that is almost as the Health and Saftey videos he did
Ewen
21:08:37
@CareyHolzman COme on Line 1 mate. Its taking ages. We’ll test at the end
BronwynECG
21:09:03
how it going paulums patrice ?
patrice
21:09:18
Going great @BronwynECG :)
BronwynECG
21:09:36
Ewen: mullerbiker drunk?
paulums
21:09:59
BronwynECG - all the better for seeing you girl
mullerbiker
21:10:02
BronwynECG: I'm sober as a wudge
BronwynECG
21:10:04
:D
BronwynECG
21:10:13
what’s a wudge?
BronwynECG
21:10:15
O.o
Majikman
21:10:16
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:10:25
But where’s Jeff this evening????
BronwynECG
21:10:47
batwench: presumably tied up soemwhere
BronwynECG
21:10:49
:P
batwench
21:10:55
BronwynECG: lucky boy
batwench
21:11:27
What is a bridging day???
BronwynECG
21:11:35
just curious are you guys supertitious about Friday the 13th?
mullerbiker
21:11:49
BronwynECG: no
batwench
21:11:50
BronwynECG: nope more scared by Monday the 13th!
BronwynECG
21:12:02
batwench: hah :D
batwench
21:12:24
Filiming what????
mullerbiker
21:12:55
patrice: he can edit
TomF
21:13:01
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:13:03
?????? WHAT
TomF
21:13:17
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
21:14:22
CareyHolzman: he can edit
BronwynECG
21:14:28
did the alphageek thing start or was that just for the mac show? (Ewen)
mullerbiker
21:14:43
BronwynECG: we never closed it
BronwynECG
21:14:50
oh okay
WesFL
21:15:11
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
21:15:35
£30 Ewen
mullerbiker
21:17:12
So legal but shite
batwench
21:17:29
We even have chargers for electric cars up here in Cumbria
mullerbiker
21:17:55
batwench: Cumbria hasn't got the wheel yet
batwench
21:18:16
mullerbiker: *rspberries*
batwench
21:18:57
Is that because he is not sure that it will break down like the first time he drove it?
DeepPan
21:19:10
He always feel wet when he drives it, but that could be down to the leaking sunroof! :D
CareyHolzman
21:21:19
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:21:25
There are only so many filters that hipsters can take photos of coffee with.
mullerbiker
21:21:33
They make water drunk
CareyHolzman
21:21:40
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:21:51
I have an Instagram account, dont use the filters
DeepPan
21:24:47
you always have your cameras with you all times?
DeepPan
21:25:38
If the phone made of bakerlite?
BronwynECG
21:25:44
hahahahhaahhahh chattersnap XD
WesFL
21:26:25
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
21:27:41
i keep wanting to call viv VIVE
mullerbiker
21:28:31
Hey Silly
DeepPan
21:28:58
OK Google, format C Drive :D
BronwynECG
21:29:09
evil DeepPan
BronwynECG
21:29:12
:P
mullerbiker
21:29:36
Ok Siri sell all Apple shares
patrice
21:30:08
:P
WesFL
21:30:17
Wow Siri works for Ewen and not me...go figure
DeepPan
21:30:33
OK Siri, send a message
batwench
21:30:37
I talk to my devices all the time - I generally swear at them
mullerbiker
21:30:53
I talk to myself
mullerbiker
21:31:20
Fit up....... Won't hold up Ewen
batwench
21:31:27
mullerbiker: do you like the answers you get when you do that?
WesFL
21:31:30
just don't answer...lol
mullerbiker
21:31:48
batwench: yes
BronwynECG
21:33:02
SHOW TITLE okay gurgle :P
Tensorguy
21:33:20
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DeepPan
21:34:07
you started it! :D
BronwynECG
21:34:26
Beating the Mechanical Turk :P
patrice
21:34:37
:D
WesFL
21:35:16
Hmmm..maybe Echo can get my Siri to work.
DeepPan
21:35:20
Cookie Monster Siri ad shows it as an egg timer :)
BronwynECG
21:35:43
Knobs Talking to Houses
BronwynECG
21:35:52
man Ewen the titles keep coming :D
mullerbiker
21:36:11
Pull up the sandbags
mullerbiker
21:36:22
Anyone light the oil lamp
mullerbiker
21:37:05
Ewen: you pull out a 3 mins
BronwynECG
21:37:14
rofl XD
batwench
21:37:17
earl grey just minging full strop
patrice
21:37:33
yep
DeepPan
21:37:49
two-stroke! :D
DeepPan
21:38:10
that’s a teas maid :D
mullerbiker
21:38:18
Or intelligence in the tea bag
BronwynECG
21:38:32
me setting stovetop timer is easy. what’s wrong with you guys D
BronwynECG
21:38:33
:D
mullerbiker
21:38:56
Sandbags again
batwench
21:39:11
Ewen: You know what happens when you give me earl gray - I spray it. Its the bergont that is vile
batwench
21:39:36
mullerbiker: does use his cooker - he married her!
BronwynECG
21:39:37
i did make earl grey tea years ago and HATED the taste but now that i look back I discover i messed it up so hard
mullerbiker
21:39:51
RDIF chips in your tea
SwampRat
21:39:55
I don't think muller's mic is on
batwench
21:40:02
BronwynECG: dont put milk in it - it can be acceptable with lemon in it
BronwynECG
21:40:20
batwench: that’s exactly what i did :/ literally 50% milk >_<
patrice
21:41:00
Good tea doesn”t need lemon or milk… or sugar.. or ANYTHING ELSE!
batwench
21:41:01
Ewen: the last thing you need is something you can order off amazon with a voice command - the cool things on here would bankrupt you lol
mullerbiker
21:41:12
patrice: or a cup
BronwynECG
21:41:19
i was young and dumb and unenlighted. batwench where were you in 1994 when I visiited London? :P
batwench
21:41:21
patrice: We are Brititsh we know tea :-p
patrice
21:41:26
mullerbiker: Well.. you need a cup
batwench
21:41:34
BronwynECG: Cardiff
mullerbiker
21:41:46
patrice: drink it straight from the pot
DeepPan
21:41:57
Have Amazon given a reason why Echo is only available in the US?
batwench
21:42:21
DeepPan: Data ppriacy laws?
DeepPan
21:42:32
nope
batwench
21:42:34
Privacy even
batwench
21:43:05
So when CareyHolzman shows it off it embarasses him!!!!!
mullerbiker
21:44:27
batwench: ford sync and Brummie accent. Fuck knows how Glasweigens get on with a t
mullerbiker
21:44:37
It
mullerbiker
21:47:21
Nearly bought pacman today
mullerbiker
21:47:29
On AT4
BronwynECG
21:49:50
personally I find that playing most video games originally developed for console on a touch screen REALLY difficult to get used to. I’d much rather have a controller in my hand. If these games/phones supported bluetooth controllers then I’d buy them in a second
trigger
21:50:47
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BronwynECG
21:51:22
Ali baa baa black sheep? :P
patrice
21:51:30
lol
trigger
21:51:39
Carey already has snake on his feature phone ;)
patrice
21:52:02
yeah.. the 1990s version :P
DeepPan
21:54:17
Fake medical supplies online is a big problem too, literally killing people
batwench
21:55:47
It is an interssting piece of engineering what they have put in it though
DeepPan
21:56:39
Record 'fake drugs' haul worth £16m by UK agency http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-33183330
BronwynECG
21:57:10
you would think that with all this effort Chinese idiots put into faking stuff they could put all the effort into doing quality stuff
BronwynECG
21:57:12
pfffttttt
batwench
21:57:13
If it cheap it ain’t real
batwench
21:58:53
Ewen: late entry for show http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-36274791
patrice
21:58:56
exactly
patrice
21:59:11
Or like we say in Germany: If you buy cheap, you buy twice
DeepPan
22:01:03
People buy what they think are branded prescription drugs online, when it could be anything
batwench
22:01:57
WHy does he need the caffine - he is bouncy enough as it is
DeepPan
22:02:15
tell him do drink a coffee! :D
CareyHolzman
22:03:07
I like that expression, Patrice
mullerbiker
22:03:56
batwench: is statin or Justin
mullerbiker
22:05:17
Pay my bar bill am I made of money?
patrice
22:05:46
mullerbiker
22:05:56
It's on prime
batwench
22:06:57
Ewen: it is awesome
WesFL
22:07:29
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WesFL
22:07:46
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
22:07:57
@mullerbiker if you want a link to it I can get it to you ;-p
mullerbiker
22:08:08
Yeah
BronwynECG
22:09:16
poop residue!!
BronwynECG
22:09:17
>_<
mullerbiker
22:09:50
BronwynECG: what you doing with you keyboard
BronwynECG
22:09:54
i threw my keyboard into the dishwasher and it came out beautifully
DeepPan
22:09:56
And phones recharge in the microwave
BronwynECG
22:10:00
mullerbiker: rofl XD
SwampRat
22:10:37
Do they make a "cat proof" keyboard?
mullerbiker
22:11:29
Or 90 degree
mullerbiker
22:11:57
What about salt action
BronwynECG
22:13:34
Ewen mullerbiker CareyHolzman if it makes you guys feel any better I always call the Tidal Basin in Washington DC the Washing Basin XD
CareyHolzman
22:13:55
BronwynECG
22:17:34
oh yeaahhhhhh I’ve seen those . I love ‘em.
batwench
22:18:10
I can see it being a soggy bash!
mullerbiker
22:18:32
batwench: angry birds
BronwynECG
22:18:44
balloons ^
batwench
22:18:46
mullerbiker: only if you wind me up lol
mullerbiker
22:19:01
Not hard
batwench
22:21:53
Ewen: remember to turn alpha geek off
SwampRat
22:22:01
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CareyHolzman
22:22:58
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
22:23:00
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
22:23:01
Thanks chat room!
BronwynECG
22:23:05
later
DeepPan
22:23:11
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:23:12
have fun patrice :)
WesFL
22:23:20
<< Leaves the chat room
Ewen
22:23:26
Thanks Everyone
BronwynECG
22:23:26
ACTION hugs Ewen and muller
mullerbiker
22:23:42
BronwynECG: byeeeee
Ewen
22:23:57
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BronwynECG
22:24:03
<< Leaves the chat room
paulums
22:27:00
<< Leaves the chat room
mullerbiker
22:33:06
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
22:38:32
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
22:56:18
<< Leaves the chat room
trigger
22:56:25
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