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JackieHern
2:06:12
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JackieHern81
2:06:25
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JackieHern81
2:06:44
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JackieHern
2:07:02
Yippe, all set for tomorrow
taxi_cab
2:53:37
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JackieHern
4:09:50
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GBRedneck
8:17:29
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taxi_cab
15:56:34
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JackieHern
16:18:03
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JackieHern
16:18:21
test
JackieHern
16:44:24
Hello guys! we're about to preshow live
JackieHern
16:44:38
is there anyone out there? to quote Duran Duran?
vincent404
16:44:51
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vincent404
16:45:49
hey people
GBRedneck
18:14:17
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rowarta
18:44:02
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Ewen
18:49:33
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JackieHern
18:50:25
I totally forgot to switch back! I've got it in my notes to remember to do that Ewen, eeeks
batwench
18:52:01
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batwench
18:52:32
evening all
markop
18:55:54
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quiet1
18:56:25
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vincent404
18:56:31
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quiet1
18:57:11
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Ewen
18:57:20
Evening
batwench
18:57:38
hello
quietgeekgurl
18:57:39
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batwench
18:58:09
no video ???
quietgeekgurl
18:58:09
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batwench
18:58:26
there it is
quietgeekgurl
18:58:32
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JackieHern
18:58:36
I probably messed that up, but I see video now...sorry sir
mullerthebiker
18:59:10
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batwench
18:59:12
ewen you are lookinf a tad red in your face
mullerthebiker
18:59:37
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maccast
18:59:53
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mullerthebiker
18:59:59
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batwench
19:00:13
CHEEKS
mullerthebiker
19:00:16
Hello
batwench
19:00:22
OH GREY IS WORSE
JackieHern
19:00:23
no you were fine
rowarta
19:00:25
grey
patrice
19:00:48
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batwench
19:00:50
alive
rowarta
19:01:11
Prince tribute tonight then?
JackieHern
19:01:23
Thanks again Ewen for your last minute help! I think we are good to do the show on time, same place same time each week
batwench
19:01:37
lemjy was last year ewen
rowarta
19:02:12
Lemmy 28th December
JackieHern
19:02:16
I'm wearing my raspberry beret in honor
JackieHern
19:02:31
you know, the kind you find in a second hand store
patrice
19:03:33
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BronwynECG
19:04:09
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BronwynECG
19:04:18
i’m here now the show can start
JackieHern
19:04:19
80s ones too! I still cry when I hear Bowie
BronwynECG
19:04:22
:P
DeepPan
19:04:43
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DeepPan
19:04:52
evening all! :)
BronwynECG
19:04:54
maccast is it 3d wrist braces? :P
trigger
19:05:22
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Mullerbiker
19:05:59
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rowarta
19:06:11
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patrice
19:06:22
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batwench
19:06:48
Good lord He died young
batwench
19:08:27
I guess a lot of the non British would not know who Victoria Wood was.
quietgeekgurl
19:08:49
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batwench
19:09:00
what is saleforce?
DeepPan
19:10:17
Batwench - http://bfy.tw/5OBl
markop
19:10:18
Salesforce is horrible batwench
BronwynECG
19:10:25
yep batwench i never heard of her but apparently she was pretty hilarious?
Mac
19:10:47
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markop
19:11:08
It's really cool if your in an office, horrible out in the field
batwench
19:11:24
BronwynECG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNU5KVa_Tu8 one of her best
DeepPan
19:11:44
Doc’s video frozen
MikeTRose
19:11:52
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MikeTRose
19:12:07
hola
DeepPan
19:12:32
Furry reference!
Mac
19:12:34
hello from Canada
JackieHern
19:12:53
LOL
DeepPan
19:12:55
Doc is in Auz
batwench
19:13:02
Ewen I warn you - Mrbatwench has joined the club of iWatch owners and he loves it more than me at the moment
JackieHern
19:13:17
lol a different hemisphere of the internet
DeepPan
19:13:35
jiggle the handle
trigger
19:13:37
One day I will figure out why the BTN stream never goes 10 minutes without cutting up for me
Mullerbiker
19:13:46
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JackieHern
19:14:05
ACTION hugs technology who turns away from her and shrugs her off
batwench
19:14:51
Switch it off and on again :-)
JackieHern
19:14:53
Doves are crying in my house today
DeepPan
19:15:05
fuckoffery + 1
MikeTRose
19:15:15
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JackieHern
19:15:15
Tooo young!
MikeTRose
19:15:25
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batwench
19:15:48
JackieHern: I think my fave of song of his was “Seven”
GBRedneck
19:16:21
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BronwynECG
19:16:27
ooo hooh ooohhh Ewen playing guitar?!?
batwench
19:16:33
I see that Ewen is stumming
tobylloyd
19:16:33
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BronwynECG
19:16:37
ACTION swoon!! \o/ 
JackieHern
19:16:37
oh snap
BronwynECG
19:16:41
:D
batwench
19:16:51
And who says that Ewen doesn’t have talent
BronwynECG
19:16:57
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Ewen :D
JackieHern
19:16:59
\o\
DocRock
19:17:18
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JackieHern
19:17:21
batwench, very good choice
BronwynECG
19:17:24
heya DocRock
DocRock
19:17:29
Aloha
tobylloyd
19:17:31
Being OCD.... your boom mic is millimeters in shot Ewen AAAAAAHHHHHH! :P
JackieHern
19:17:50
WIRES!!
JackieHern
19:17:56
oh skype!!
JackieHern
19:18:20
and the darn tooten watermarks!
batwench
19:18:35
tobylloyd: dont look at maccast clock - no numbers
tobylloyd
19:18:57
OOOOO MMMMMMMM GGGGGGGGGG
quietgeekgurl
19:19:11
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DeepPan
19:19:13
Hard out? You can get cream for that
tobylloyd
19:19:17
What is the time!
batwench
19:19:52
ewen that is so sad
quiet1
19:21:13
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batwench
19:21:24
Hiya markop - nice too see you
DeepPan
19:21:48
“after” what though!
Mac
19:22:01
hello muller greatings from Canada
markop
19:22:17
Hey batwench
mullerthebiker
19:22:21
And I predicted em 😀
batwench
19:22:34
Who on earth would by the Rose Gold?
JackieHern
19:22:41
pretty
BronwynECG
19:23:00
*I* love love love the rose gold :D
mullerthebiker
19:23:21
It's a netbook
BronwynECG
19:23:38
my question is : Is apple gonna phase out the Macbook Air really soon?
BronwynECG
19:23:50
I mean like this year really soon
mullerthebiker
19:23:52
Yes it's got no fans or fans
DeepPan
19:24:17
Or start using their own processor from iPad Pro
DocRock
19:25:22
we had two adams for a minute
DeepPan
19:25:25
I’ve got to think we won’t be seeing a new Macbook Air
MikeTRose
19:25:37
yeah I'm bumped in favor of Adam Two
batwench
19:26:34
Just discovered that according the ‘lists’ my Modern Wedding Anniversary gift should be ‘Leather’ for this year.
BronwynECG
19:26:47
Personally I think Apple needs to slim down it’s product line
quiet1
19:27:46
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batwench
19:28:17
BronwynECG: I don’t think that would suit MrBatwench
BronwynECG
19:28:25
batwench: :D
MikeTRose
19:28:27
and Intel is laying off 12K
DocRock
19:31:25
Tick Tock Model
quiet1
19:31:45
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Mullerbiker
19:32:37
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MikeTRose
19:32:42
tick tock toke #420
batwench
19:32:55
I know that we are all sad about Prince but did you also know that Chyna (Former WWE Female Wrestler) has also died age 45.
quiet1
19:34:16
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MikeTRose
19:35:17
BronwynECG
19:35:27
yep batwench found out about that this morning. didn’t mention it here cause i wasn’t sure any uk people heard of her
batwench
19:36:13
BronwynECG: us oldie WWE, still remember when it was called WWF. Mind you I still can’t believe the Undertaker is still going. His body must be screwed by now
BronwynECG
19:36:53
batwench: yeah i remember the WWF and stopped watching cause i thought GLOW would take it over XD
mullerthebiker
19:36:56
Patrice hit by purple rain
patrice
19:37:02
lol
BronwynECG
19:37:10
i’m just as shocked about undertaker too batwench
MikeTRose
19:37:29
think of the dongles man
quietgeekgurl
19:37:40
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DeepPan
19:38:03
they do need to clean up the product line though - iPhone, iPad, iPad Pro, Macbook, Macbook Pro, iMac, Mac Pro
batwench
19:38:05
What is really scary is some of best pals at uni (who are only about 20) are huge WWE fans. I have flash backs to when I was thier age.
Mullerbiker
19:38:19
Who light Thunder Port who prefers Lightening?
batwench
19:38:39
Ewen: are you covering the http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/apple-delays-earnings-report-bill-campbell-memorial-n559656 Story as already mentioned by MikeTRose
Mullerbiker
19:38:42
Who likes Thunder Port who prefers Lightening?
Mullerbiker
19:38:54
Who light Thunder Port who prefers Lightening?
BronwynECG
19:40:07
batwench: i had an unreasonable attaction to rowdy Roddy Piper. I was 9/10 O.o
batwench
19:40:22
BronwynECG: it was the kilt wasnt it?
MikeTRose
19:40:26
O_o
BronwynECG
19:40:26
yep
patrice
19:40:28
The less holes the better? I don’t think so :D
BronwynECG
19:40:52
wifi? who uses wifi? wired is SO SO much better and faster
mullerthebiker
19:41:01
maccast: WTF
MikeTRose
19:41:05
everyone uses wifi :)
maccast
19:41:15
The REAL question. Do you let your dongles hang to the left or the right?
BronwynECG
19:41:30
ACTION has no dongles to hang 
paulums
19:41:54
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BronwynECG
19:41:59
gimme the thin Apple!!!
DeepPan
19:42:16
Are Apple upset because HP have a thinner laptop now?
batwench
19:42:21
maccast: or are you like Rudolph Valentino and let your dongle dress”up”
BronwynECG
19:42:23
yes DeepPan
BronwynECG
19:42:36
the wonders of nerds getting competitive :P
MikeTRose
19:42:43
vegas baby
BronwynECG
19:43:10
DeepPan: in about 3 years there’s gonna be a laptop the thickness of two sheets of paper :P
DeepPan
19:43:11
inner voice! :D
BronwynECG
19:44:01
ACTION sneaks a peek over at maccast :P 
Mullerbiker
19:44:18
They can hold it at the Dohnut when its built
JackieHern
19:44:20
Perfect!
DeepPan
19:45:20
meat space? that’s vegas again
DeepPan
19:46:02
set price based on demand, basic business
paulums
19:46:26
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mullerthebiker
19:46:43
Leonids this week look up
maccast
19:47:20
Cool @mullerthebiker
Mullerbiker
19:47:39
Doc Ewen will be the closing act…
DeepPan
19:48:06
so what’s the special meaning to the invite graphic? :D
BronwynECG
19:49:52
east coast trip!!! DocRock !! \o/ w00t w00t!!!! :D
BronwynECG
19:50:16
maybe i can *finally* properly tackle DocRock to the ground :P
batwench
19:51:39
I have bought all of my Bash Tickets and booked hotel
BronwynECG
19:52:24
gaaahhhhh i wish i could go Ewen
batwench
19:52:27
Best damn £30 you will ever spend
mullerthebiker
19:52:39
batwench: and the hotel has been warned
batwench
19:52:53
mullerthebiker: why are you staying there.
mullerthebiker
19:53:10
batwench: no... I can go home.
batwench
19:53:18
We have spiders in our room - Mr Batwench hates that
mullerthebiker
19:53:18
Watch 2
Mullerbiker
19:53:49
Watch 2 with terraced battery
Mullerbiker
19:54:06
and powered by liquid propane :)
MikeTRose
19:54:53
ferenghi!
mullerthebiker
19:55:34
And apple will announce continum
DeepPan
19:56:25
batwench
19:56:46
Stupid question award of the evening goes to mac
DeepPan
19:56:53
sorry! :D
DeepPan
19:57:34
icloud is already in AWS and Azure, but they want to bring it all inhouse to their own datacentres
DeepPan
19:59:57
Have APple been hiring cloud services specialists, to bring this stuff inhouse?
maccast
20:00:36
@DeepPan, yes that is the rumor
Mullerbiker
20:01:19
But theres a back door though :)
patrice
20:02:31
mullerthebiker: Which I pointed out back when we were talking about this
Majikman
20:02:55
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Majikman
20:03:09
Evening all
BronwynECG
20:03:20
SHOW TITLE steal a live thumb :P
DeepPan
20:04:26
The head of the FBI did also say that he puts tape over the webcam on his PC, as he heard “someone smart did it”! :D
Majikman
20:05:11
Does he cover up the microphone as well?
BronwynECG
20:05:35
hello Majikman :)
batwench
20:05:37
we lllluuuurrrrrvvveeeee marc
batwench
20:05:47
and hoya
BronwynECG
20:05:48
heh :D
markop
20:05:54
Blush
Mullerbiker
20:06:27
Top Loader..Dancing in the Moonlight
Majikman
20:06:31
Hi BronwynECG, they all treating you well
BronwynECG
20:06:46
yep :)
Majikman
20:07:39
Hi markop 6 months in and my Hoya glasses are brilliant
batwench
20:07:47
markop and Ewen I have a pair and I no longer leave work with a headache from staring at a vdu all day - They are great
markop
20:08:00
Thanks guys
BronwynECG
20:08:18
what are corona bowls?
batwench
20:08:26
Ewen: you havent seen Mrbatwench’s perscripttion
batwench
20:08:32
BronwynECG: v v thick
Majikman
20:08:40
Ta Ewen
BronwynECG
20:08:56
batwench: ahhh
markop
20:09:06
batwench: haven't forgot about mr B, not had a chance to get to Cumbria yet
Mullerbiker
20:09:07
maccast is that you cool thing gone?
DeepPan
20:09:11
it’s not you, it’s me …… :D
DeepPan
20:09:17
nah, it’s you!
batwench
20:09:42
markop: it;s not on the way to anywhere really :-) so don’t worry
BronwynECG
20:09:53
oh btw patrice i was watching a mac show from last year and i mus *commend* you slinding in three lines from a TNG episode into the conversation and nobody noticing XD
batwench
20:10:06
tng was my st
Mullerbiker
20:10:14
my ipad pro is sitting here watching the stream and plugged in and its down to 96%
batwench
20:10:28
i had such a thing for data
Mullerbiker
20:10:44
patrice you mother has a smooth fore head
Majikman
20:10:47
markop: your suggestion to get a separate pair of 'occupation' glasses proved to be the best move.
BronwynECG
20:11:16
honestly i do think the ONLY reason Jeri Ryan seven of nine was included into the voyager cast was for ratings
patrice
20:11:18
Thanks muller
markop
20:11:50
If you need any further help Majikman please contact me
patrice
20:12:07
BronwynECG: She was. BUT she owned it and is an awesome actress!
patrice
20:12:31
honestly, she probably was the best character and definitely the best actress on set
BronwynECG
20:13:19
patrice: do you remember the episode when the ship took a vinculum about seven went nuts with all the personalities? Now the only way I think of Jeri Ryan was when she acting like a greedy little Ferenci XD
Mullerbiker
20:13:21
patrice you seem not to know much about Klingons
patrice
20:14:42
BronwynECG: HAHA…
bobbeach
20:15:01
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DocRock
20:16:05
Mullerbiker
20:18:58
Mr Preview?
batwench
20:19:17
brb off to feed kitties
DocRock
20:20:04
I gotta bounce people.
DocRock
20:20:10
Aloha.
Majikman
20:20:56
LMUG will be holding their Special event to cover WWDC. yo
Majikman
20:21:31
You are all very welcome.. Details nearer the event.
BronwynECG
20:22:01
later DocRock
Majikman
20:22:03
Night Doc
Mullerbiker
20:22:10
batwench I bring up Mrs Slocombe jokes
maccast
20:22:55
Bye Doc
BronwynECG
20:23:06
ooohhhhhhh i LOVE mrs slocombe and her …… errrmmm….. kittty :P
Majikman
20:23:18
Ta Ewen
mullerthebiker
20:23:21
Pussy not kitty
BronwynECG
20:23:39
i know. wasn’t sure if i could say that in here :D
patrice
20:25:50
Qapla’!
Majikman
20:27:48
I'm going to be travelling across America October & November. Can I ask our American friends for events I should look to visit.
BronwynECG
20:28:34
Go to the Grand Canyon Majikman
Mac
20:28:43
I must say its not the same as being there
BronwynECG
20:29:02
agreed patrice
BronwynECG
20:29:16
TNG is so difficult to watch now
batwench
20:29:24
Do I have time to rinse the colour out of my hair before BS?
Majikman
20:29:31
Yes BronwynECG I want to do the trek down into the canyon
BronwynECG
20:30:46
patrice: at some point I do want to rewatch darmok again to see if it holds up
patrice
20:31:10
I think that one does… one of the few though
batwench
20:31:51
ewen your snoring has never woken me up when I have stayed over
patrice
20:31:52
I don’t know what it is about TNG that made me stop watching.. I love the cast to bits… it just felt… awkward
BronwynECG
20:32:26
The one that killed me when I was 13/14 was The Best of Both Worlds. That summer was the worst :P
bobbeach
20:32:45
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patrice
20:33:07
THere are a few that stuck with me… Farpoint is one of them for some reason
BronwynECG
20:33:25
batwench
20:33:50
Ewen: that is technically up by me
maccast
20:34:38
Thanks gang.
Majikman
20:34:43
Happy to show you around London maccast
MikeTRose
20:35:11
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BronwynECG
20:36:13
patrice still here?
patrice
20:37:00
zes
BronwynECG
20:37:01
patrice: I find it hilarious that the tech we have NOW is way better than some of the tech TNG thought was gonna be in the 24th century XD
BronwynECG
20:37:34
bart buckshot XD
patrice
20:37:37
BronwynECG: Yeah… We’ve surpassed TOS for a lot of things
patrice
20:38:29
Even VOY had some things in it that we got in the 21st century instead of the 24th
BronwynECG
20:39:02
i just wanna go back and show an iPad to the TNG producers just to mess with them :D
batwench
20:39:15
sorry about the dissaperance chaps and chapetts but had to feed cats and shower hair dye out
patrice
20:39:22
On the other hand: It’s funny how good Roddenberry (and the writers) was at predicting the tech of the future.
BronwynECG
20:39:40
wait USED nappies? O.O Ewen
BronwynECG
20:39:55
ewwwww
batwench
20:40:35
tonight lady and gents I will be trying sleephones while I sleep. I am attempting to learn spanish while i sleep
Majikman
20:40:48
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batwench
20:40:52
Mullerbiker: you have NEVER behaved yourself
maccast
20:41:11
@Majikman Appreciate that. Hope to maybe catch up with Don too. Maybe we can arrange some sort of meetup.
maccast
20:41:25
just missed him.
maccast
20:41:29
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BronwynECG
20:41:39
ohh maccast you’re still in here? you saw that vid i sent you earlier ? :P
TomF
20:43:07
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BronwynECG
20:43:48
NO! Chyna isn’t a dead porn start
BronwynECG
20:43:53
star*
BronwynECG
20:44:00
she used to be in the WWF
TomF
20:44:01
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batwench
20:44:38
Mullerbiker: yes she did
BronwynECG
20:44:48
she’s dead but she’s not *primarily* a porn star. She was a wrestler
Mac
20:45:15
Ewen cant you de hair the model and just finish the print
tobylloyd
20:45:59
You may have said before. What 3D printer was that made with?
batwench
20:46:16
she was a looker in wwe
paulums
20:46:46
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batwench
20:48:34
Mullerbiker: u hve met mrb, he is hardly butch
BronwynECG
20:48:38
batwench: unmmmmmmm translation please? :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NboYmFcIt4s
BronwynECG
20:49:32
wait what?!?!? I walk away for TWO seconds and there’s already talk about twats?! O.O
batwench
20:50:04
Mullerbiker: MrB = mr batwench
TomF
20:50:17
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BronwynECG
20:50:26
ACTION beer virgin
BronwynECG
20:50:53
yep beer virgin
tobylloyd
20:51:01
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BronwynECG
20:51:02
I am one and all ^
BronwynECG
20:51:20
well little enough to mattter Ewen LD
BronwynECG
20:51:23
:D
TomF
20:51:36
Anyone have iPhone 6 Plus (not S) with camera focus problem after iOS 9.3.1 update?
paulums
20:51:41
Ewen Cheesy Hawkes
Mullerbiker
20:51:44
ipad pro 9.7 plugged in and still the % is dropping
BronwynECG
20:51:54
I’ve had MAYBE 4/5 bottles of beer in my 40 years Ewen
BronwynECG
20:52:26
ROFL XD
BronwynECG
20:52:36
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Majikman
20:53:00
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Majikman
20:53:16
Got to go guys, good show, wa4
batwench
20:53:30
I haven’t had an acholol drink since 30th March.
BronwynECG
20:53:36
yeah Ewen I really don’t give a flying shit about how old I am and being “ladylike” about it
Majikman
20:54:03
Watch Big later, night guys and girls
BronwynECG
20:54:24
to be fair Ewen my dad gave me a sip of beer when I was 9 and I’ve really disliked the taste of it ever since
trigger
20:54:32
and women never lie about ages either do they
BTN
20:54:40
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batwench
20:55:12
BronwynECG: I am never “ladylike” why bother in being false
BronwynECG
20:55:37
hiya paulums :)
patrice
20:55:58
<< Leaves the chat room
BTN
20:56:03
Good evening everyone
paulums
20:56:03
BronwynECG hey girl
Majikman
20:56:16
<< Leaves the chat room
BTN
20:56:29
\nick bartb
bartb
20:57:04
Ewen - I just sent a contact request to Line 5 - never been on that one before - if you accept I'll dial in
BronwynECG
20:57:29
ACTION swoons over Ewen guitar playing
mullerthebiker
20:57:52
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
20:58:14
It’s like having William Shatner “sing” a song with Mullerbiker doing that song
Mullerbiker
20:58:16
I never meant to cause you any sorrow
Mullerbiker
20:58:17
I never meant to cause you any pain
Mullerbiker
20:58:19
I only wanted to one time to see you laughing
DeepPan
20:58:20
When Muller reads those lyrics, it sounds like he should be driving a van with a mattress in the back :D
Mullerbiker
20:58:20
I only wanted to see you
Mullerbiker
20:58:22
Laughing in the purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:23
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:25
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:26
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:28
I only wanted to see you
Mullerbiker
20:58:29
Bathing in the purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:31
I never wanted to be your weekend lover
Mullerbiker
20:58:32
I only wanted to be some kind of friend
Mullerbiker
20:58:34
Baby, I could never steal you from another
Mullerbiker
20:58:35
It's such a shame our friendship had to end
Mullerbiker
20:58:37
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:38
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:40
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:41
I only wanted to see you
Mullerbiker
20:58:43
Underneath the purple rain
bartb
20:58:44
Bart
Mullerbiker
20:58:44
Honey, I know, I know
Mullerbiker
20:58:46
I know times are changing
Mullerbiker
20:58:47
It's time we all reach out
Mullerbiker
20:58:49
For something new, that means you too
Mullerbiker
20:58:50
You say you want a leader
Mullerbiker
20:58:52
But you can't seem to make up your mind
Mullerbiker
20:58:53
I think you better close it
Mullerbiker
20:58:55
And let me guide you to the purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:56
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:58
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:58:59
If you know what I'm singing about up here
Mullerbiker
20:59:01
C'mon, raise your hand
Mullerbiker
20:59:02
Purple rain, purple rain
Mullerbiker
20:59:03
I only want to see you
Mullerbiker
20:59:04
Only want to see you
Mullerbiker
20:59:05
In the purple rain
bartb
20:59:18
any chance someone could accept my contact request for Line 5?
campionuk
20:59:44
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:00:03
bartb: I think they may be having problems with a line
batwench
21:00:20
EWEN Mullerbiker stop sining bart wants to get on line 5
batwench
21:00:40
Oh god they have hit the drunk singing stage of the evening
JeffG
21:00:44
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
21:01:36
Hello JeffG
JeffG
21:01:47
Batwench!
campionuk
21:01:48
Evening all !
BronwynECG
21:02:04
JeffG: !! “D
BronwynECG
21:02:06
:D
paulums
21:02:27
Ewen - Your Prince tribute at its best! https://goo.gl/photos/ZGDZyCh9iFaerpAh6
BronwynECG
21:02:28
hey campionuk
Mullerbiker
21:02:37
"1999"
Mullerbiker
21:02:38
Don't worry, I won't hurt U
Mullerbiker
21:02:40
I only want U 2 have some fun
Mullerbiker
21:02:41
I was dreamin' when I wrote this
Mullerbiker
21:02:43
Forgive me if it goes astray
Mullerbiker
21:02:44
But when I woke up this mornin'
Mullerbiker
21:02:46
Coulda sworn it was judgment day
Mullerbiker
21:02:47
The sky was all purple,
Mullerbiker
21:02:49
There were people runnin' everywhere
Mullerbiker
21:02:50
Tryin' 2 run from the destruction,
Mullerbiker
21:02:52
U know I didn't even care
Mullerbiker
21:02:53
'Cuz they say two thousand zero zero party over,
BronwynECG
21:02:54
paulums: hah! :P
Mullerbiker
21:02:55
Oops out of time
Mullerbiker
21:02:56
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Mullerbiker
21:02:58
I was dreamin' when I wrote this
Mullerbiker
21:02:59
So sue me if I go 2 fast
Mullerbiker
21:03:01
But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant 2 last
Mullerbiker
21:03:02
War is all around us, my mind says prepare 2 fight
Mullerbiker
21:03:04
So if I gotta die I'm gonna listen 2 my body tonight
Mullerbiker
21:03:05
Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Mullerbiker
21:03:07
Oops out of time
Mullerbiker
21:03:08
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
Mullerbiker
21:03:10
Yeah
Mullerbiker
21:03:11
Lemme tell ya somethin'
Mullerbiker
21:03:13
If U didn't come 2 party,
Mullerbiker
21:03:14
Don't bother knockin' on my door
Mullerbiker
21:03:16
I got a lion in my pocket,
BronwynECG
21:03:17
You have such nice legs Ewen :D
Mullerbiker
21:03:18
And baby he's ready 2 roar
Mullerbiker
21:03:19
Yeah, everybody's got a bomb,
Mullerbiker
21:03:20
We could all die any day
Mullerbiker
21:03:22
But before I'll let that happen,
Mullerbiker
21:03:23
I'll dance my life away
Mullerbiker
21:03:25
Oh, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Mullerbiker
21:03:26
Oops out of time
Mullerbiker
21:03:28
We're runnin' outta time (Tonight I'm gonna)
Mullerbiker
21:03:29
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
Mullerbiker
21:03:31
We gonna, oww
Mullerbiker
21:03:32
Say it 1 more time
Mullerbiker
21:03:34
Two thousand zero zero party over oops,
Mullerbiker
21:03:35
Out of time
Mullerbiker
21:03:37
No, no (Tonight I'm gonna)
batwench
21:03:38
Oh I remember that
Mullerbiker
21:03:38
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
Mullerbiker
21:03:40
We gonna, oww
Mullerbiker
21:03:41
Alright, it's 1999
Mullerbiker
21:03:43
You say it, 1999
BronwynECG
21:03:44
yes Ewen nice legs ;D
Mullerbiker
21:03:44
1999
Mullerbiker
21:03:46
1999 don't stop, don't stop, say it 1 more time
Mullerbiker
21:03:47
Two thousand zero zero party over,
batwench
21:03:48
It was a hail storm wasnt it
Mullerbiker
21:03:49
Oops out of time
Mullerbiker
21:03:50
Yeah, yeah (Tonight I'm gonna)
Mullerbiker
21:03:52
So tonight we gonna (party like it's 1999)
Mullerbiker
21:03:53
We gonna, oww
Mullerbiker
21:03:55
Yeah, 1999 (1999)
Mullerbiker
21:03:56
Don'tcha wanna go (1999)
Mullerbiker
21:03:58
Don'tcha wanna go (1999)
Mullerbiker
21:03:59
We could all die any day (1999)
BronwynECG
21:03:59
Ewen: I can’t stand stkinny toothpick legs
Mullerbiker
21:04:01
I don't wanna die,
Mullerbiker
21:04:02
I'd rather dance my life away (1999)
Mullerbiker
21:04:04
Listen 2 what I'm tryin' 2 say
Mullerbiker
21:04:05
Everybody, everybody say party
Mullerbiker
21:04:07
C'mon now, U say party
Mullerbiker
21:04:08
That's right, everybody say (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:10
Can't run from the revelation, no (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:11
Sing it 4 your nation y'all (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:13
Tell me what you're singin', baby say (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:14
Telephone's a-ringin', mama (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:16
C'mon, c'mon, U say (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:17
Everybody, [two times] (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:19
Work it down 2 the ground, say (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:20
(Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:22
Come on, take my body, baby (Party)
batwench
21:04:23
look at the height diffrence
Mullerbiker
21:04:23
That's right, c'mon, sing the song (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:25
(Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:26
That's right (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:28
Got a lion in my pocket mama, say (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:29
Oh, and he's ready 2 roar (Party)
Mullerbiker
21:04:31
Mommy, why does everybody have a bomb?
Mullerbiker
21:04:31
Mommy, why does everybody have a bomb?
batwench
21:05:36
Seeing Ewen and markop on the screen is like looking at little and large
BronwynECG
21:05:43
sheesh Ewen skinny annoys me :D \m/
batwench
21:06:33
I did not say that
batwench
21:06:51
We like a little something to grab onto
bartb
21:07:03
*insert sensible comment here*
batwench
21:07:27
Ewen: we all do
TomF_
21:08:52
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TomF_
21:09:01
<< Leaves the chat room
paulums
21:09:26
Ah campionuk you beat me!!!
Mullerbiker
21:10:00
jeffG has a quiff
TomF
21:10:17
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
21:10:20
I'm just glad to have hair. :)
BronwynECG
21:10:30
<< Leaves the chat room
Mac
21:10:57
Watching at home is not the same as being there
campionuk
21:11:09
soz @paulums
Mullerbiker
21:11:47
Lenny campion Henry in the house
markop
21:11:52
Mac: we missed each other by a week
batwench
21:12:24
Ewen can you catch it like a virus
Mullerbiker
21:13:04
Does Utah porn is the Salt of the Earth
batwench
21:13:32
BAN Mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
21:13:59
batwench Oi…. I have the power to kick
batwench
21:14:34
not according to my list - you are just a normal user
Mullerbiker
21:14:38
What are the exstras Utah porn?
batwench
21:14:40
Well as normal as we get on here
DeepPan
21:15:02
both platforms need to sort out the licensing of their content across countries
Mullerbiker
21:16:11
Its on my TV TV
Mullerbiker
21:17:19
And you can get Amazon Prime in hotels…
Mullerbiker
21:18:40
Man in High Castle
batwench
21:18:49
I didn’t know that there is a feature called Prime Photo's
DeepPan
21:18:58
Masters something
Mullerbiker
21:19:09
DeepPan Baters?
DeepPan
21:19:36
pull your own muller :D
batwench
21:20:03
Currenlty I am really liking “Lucifer” on Amazon prime - would rather they do the whole as a box set and not release one per week
batwench
21:20:38
I buy hard copies of films, esp if they have a digital download included
batwench
21:21:18
Ewen - do you have issues with the paying of the service - ie, I don’t think I have ever been charged for it
bartb
21:21:20
DVDs + HandBrake FTW
DocRock
21:21:20
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
21:21:43
Found the imdb link to the series
batwench
21:22:03
AH I think I know why I havent been charged - its on Mr B’s card.
batwench
21:22:20
bartb: still has betamax
batwench
21:22:44
OH - Making of a murder meant to be v v good
batwench
21:22:59
bartb: get a vpn
DeepPan
21:23:08
straight to laserdisc
batwench
21:23:10
He has a 8 track
batwench
21:23:57
paulums: are you with us sweetie - you look knackered. Your sexy boss making you work too hard?
paulums
21:24:14
knackered babe
DeepPan
21:24:42
Amazon would be better of increasing the price a little, then make all the content free once you’re on it
DeepPan
21:25:11
Or reduce the price, then make everything paid
Mullerbiker
21:25:24
paulums its no good on dialup
paulums
21:25:37
mullerbiker I bet
batwench
21:27:28
bartb: magic and voodoo is how I explain how electronic devices work
batwench
21:28:11
I could listen to bartb paulums and JeffG speak all day.
paulums
21:28:32
batwench bless ya
Mullerbiker
21:29:00
Was he in a Bordello?
Mullerbiker
21:32:07
batwench you box is not lockable
batwench
21:32:31
Not much in the brain either :-)
batwench
21:33:08
Why do I need a stablizer?
Mullerbiker
21:33:53
For your camera why do I need more headphones?
batwench
21:34:34
Mullerbiker: because if you are like me you keep on loosing them or catching the leads on stuff and breaking them.
SwampRat
21:34:39
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
21:34:59
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
21:35:38
Certainly not a secret if you tell a woman
Mullerbiker
21:37:19
Ripper St geddit
campionuk
21:46:17
I really hope you have a sex story @JeffG
Mullerbiker
21:46:43
campionuk there was table banging again
campionuk
21:46:56
I heard @mullerbiker
markop
21:47:08
Lol campionuk
DeepPan
21:47:14
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
21:47:22
paulums wake up
batwench
21:47:32
Let the lad sleep
batwench
21:48:31
Thought Ewen was about to say “I have nothing in my head"
campionuk
21:50:19
so we're 2 storys in and I'm already 3 cans down... in danger of running out of beer..
Mullerbiker
21:50:43
Ewens got Wood
batwench
21:51:31
Didn’t Kyle do this on News show today?
Mullerbiker
21:51:32
Apple anyone ?
Ewen
21:51:50
Go get Beer @CampionUK
batwench
21:52:18
campionuk: either drink slower / buy more beer next time/ buy kegs of hobgoblin
Ewen
21:52:25
Tell me When @CampionUK and I’ll cut away from your cam
batwench
21:52:48
I have the urge to cwtch paulums to sleep
campionuk
21:53:06
@Ewen I'll let you know when I need to run for more...
campionuk
21:55:19
running @ewen.. go go go
DeepPan
21:55:52
duck duck
Mullerbiker
21:55:55
Jeeves
bartb
21:55:56
thank mullerbiker - not at all surprising
SwampRat
21:55:56
I've been using Bing exclusively for a couple of years now
batwench
21:56:01
Yes it is stoill there its blue spider
DeepPan
21:56:59
they’ve just had to fire up another server! :D
batwench
21:57:08
bartb: Jeeves does and I quote “ I get to please so many different people? “
Mullerbiker
21:57:27
Mullerbiker
21:57:41
campionuk
21:57:43
beer supply replenished...
Mullerbiker
21:58:07
Quara
Mullerbiker
21:58:25
WolframAlpha
DeepPan
22:00:51
iOS users, per head, spend more money on apps than android users, that’s what drives developers to iOS
batwench
22:00:55
I can’t believe I clicked on a link that Mullerbiker put it. I had to make sude it was duck duck
Mullerbiker
22:01:15
Always click my links
Mullerbiker
22:02:21
Wont make any diffrence after June :)
Mullerbiker
22:02:36
Coogle?
Mullerbiker
22:02:54
Dolphin
batwench
22:02:56
Why what is une?
GBRedneck
22:03:06
<< Leaves the chat room
TomF
22:03:17
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
22:03:35
cougar search engine
TomF
22:03:42
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
22:04:19
Ewen
22:04:50
Coming to Mark and Muller for a Story Next!
bartb
22:04:54
LOL @batwench's link
Mullerbiker
22:05:06
Only around JeffG house as his porn is sucking up the bandwidth
JeffG
22:05:24
I'm selfish like that
Mullerbiker
22:05:36
JeffG Where paulums likes lucky to get a phone signal
JeffG
22:06:12
Bandwidth measured by the number of carrier pigeons they use.
bartb
22:06:46
Now that you can get 256GB thumb drives those pigoens actually get some really good bandwidth
Mullerbiker
22:06:50
paulums dig the carrots up and move the turkeys and pigs
bartb
22:06:56
the latency is attrocious though :)
Mullerbiker
22:07:39
campionuk wat about plusnet?
DeepPan
22:08:09
don’t forget that most wired connections in the US are still data capped
markop
22:08:31
I'm about 6 miles from the nearest exchange
SwampRat
22:08:32
Non wired would never work for my house. I watch tons of streaming video, son plays and downloads large games and runs a server.
Mullerbiker
22:08:44
I get 200 gig abits :)
markop
22:09:11
I can use BT and get 0.5 meg down or use microwave broadband http://www.boundlesscomms.com
SwampRat
22:10:10
Well, to be fair, the United States IS a third world country ;-)
campionuk
22:10:24
I now get 58MB down now on Sky Fibre Pro unlimited and only pay £20 pm.. I get 45MB on 4G on the AYCE 3UK plan
Mullerbiker
22:12:07
I got a flying apple car stuff you
SwampRat
22:12:10
DeepPan: I'm getting around Comcast's caps by paying extra for business class
batwench
22:13:11
Ewen you always get email - it could be interesting
trigger
22:14:04
er plus line rental campionuk
campionuk
22:14:39
not at the moment @trigger as getting 9 months free on offer
bartb
22:14:45
some really great helmest in that list Muller
trigger
22:14:59
ok. but not forever campionuk
DeepPan
22:15:30
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
22:15:56
paralax were all paralaxed now
campionuk
22:16:14
very true @trigger I would jump to Virgin Media for broadband but the buggers won't put it on my street as its too expesive to take our road up (block pave rather than tarmac)
trigger
22:16:37
most of the UK does not have cable campionuk
trigger
22:17:54
they stopped for some reason back in the day
paulums
22:20:45
How many stories you doing Mullerbiker?
batwench
22:20:55
Stimulation or simulation?
batwench
22:21:24
HOYA - bloody great
Mullerbiker
22:21:27
paulums I get as many as I want :)
campionuk
22:21:49
and thats a big issue @trigger Virgin keep stating that they are installing but they are slow to get out and do it.. Thry did the road at the end of my street about 2 months ago..
trigger
22:25:37
I had no idea there was further expansion going on campionuk. In central london you sometimes get business areas with cable(fibre) options froom small unknown telecom outfits but it is only business focused.
SwampRat
22:27:40
I'm kind of techy, so Windows Defender is fine.
SwampRat
22:28:40
Apple is overhyped and overpriced
batwench
22:29:23
I like the bonnies
SwampRat
22:29:48
I live in the boonies, and use Windows
campionuk
22:30:00
@trigger I should have probably used the term "allegedly" in that for months I got post to say that Virgin was coming.. they had cabling work ongoing on the road at the end of my street but they wouldn't install on my street itself when they arrived in the area
JeffG
22:30:26
Holy frak, BW! Awesome!
bartb
22:30:34
Maybe Linux is teh answer
bartb
22:30:38
LOL
batwench
22:30:39
I need the coffee table
SwampRat
22:30:47
Heh... The Bartman. May need to dig out my "Simpsons Sing the Blues" CD and listen to it again
bartb
22:31:24
nooooooooooooo
bartb
22:31:33
I was in primary school when that came out- hell!
campionuk
22:33:41
you got me back @paulums !
Mullerbiker
22:33:56
paulums VPN into his German porn
paulums
22:34:43
Sorry campionuk mate
Mullerbiker
22:35:04
Chrome for me ;)
KellyG
22:35:07
>> Joins the chat room
KellyG
22:35:28
ACTION waves
Mac
22:35:47
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
22:35:49
hello KellyG
campionuk
22:35:59
a free unlimited VPN is usefull for when you need it... not for day to day usage..
KellyG
22:36:16
I LOVE BATLABELS
campionuk
22:36:31
Hey KellyG
batwench
22:36:32
BAT Labels
KellyG
22:37:56
PENGUIN LITERATURE ENCLOSED
Mullerbiker
22:38:16
is it a Jiff or a Jeff
KellyG
22:38:47
ooooh, hirise
Mullerbiker
22:39:01
campionuk you could have stolen some towels from the Hotel
paulums
22:39:11
nice campionuk
KellyG
22:40:13
At Chez KellyG TwelveSouth products are like Pokemon
batwench
22:40:17
with or without tomato sauce ewen
KellyG
22:40:20
(Gotta catch em all!)
batwench
22:43:52
we all love bartb
KellyG
22:43:58
It's ok Bart, printers hate everyone.
batwench
22:44:22
bartb: LISTEN TO THE ADS
patrice
22:45:39
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
22:45:47
my ipad pro 9.7 plugged in now down to 83%
bartb
22:45:47
such a pitty it's stupidly over-priced, but I could get belgian.irish for 40 dollars a year
batwench
22:45:48
Nice tooth pcik ewen
batwench
22:46:13
is anyone else having feed buffering
batwench
22:46:31
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Mullerbiker
22:46:45
batwench your in a back water
campionuk
22:46:51
feed is fine for me @batwench
Mullerbiker
22:46:52
what do you expect
batwench
22:46:56
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KellyG
22:48:48
ACTION waves at Paulums 
batwench
22:50:18
and hopefully not being sued by radoi 4
Ewen
22:51:22
@Batwench what happened to you taking on the Rage Show?
paulums
22:52:31
Hey KellyG
batwench
22:53:16
Ewen: i scared
campionuk
22:53:37
skype wall @ewen
batwench
22:53:50
ellis will eat 20 quids worth. he is great to cook for
Mullerbiker
22:53:52
we get the backroom boys to ourselves
SwampRat
22:54:21
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batwench
22:54:30
i have it on video
KellyG
22:56:21
Nobody asks Jeff either.
KellyG
22:56:28
He just appears.
KellyG
22:56:36
(:
JeffG
22:56:42
True!
KellyG
22:57:05
Hi markop (:
campionuk
22:57:23
is that whisky kicking in @markop ? :)
KellyG
22:58:49
Speaking of podcasts, Jeff...
markop
22:58:54
Hey KellyG and campionuk YES
JeffG
22:59:05
I know, Kelly! :)
batwench
22:59:39
night all I need my sleep
KellyG
22:59:47
SHENANIGANS
batwench
22:59:50
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
22:59:59
night batwench
KellyG
23:00:42
JeffG: Ineed a few anyway so ping me when you're reacy
KellyG
23:00:46
or ready or whatever.
JeffG
23:00:53
Will do
campionuk
23:01:03
lol @KellyG
KellyG
23:01:32
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campionuk
23:05:06
@paulums you wanna talk red wine ??
paulums
23:05:58
campionuk no wine for me
bartb
23:06:11
g'night all
JeffG
23:06:12
bye, gang!
bartb
23:06:17
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JeffG
23:06:18
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
23:06:29
I'm listening.. I'll dial back in
campionuk
23:07:04
answer @ewen
Mullerbiker
23:15:31
You don't have to be beautiful
Mullerbiker
23:15:32
To turn me on
Mullerbiker
23:15:33
I just need your body baby
Mullerbiker
23:15:35
From dusk till dawn
Mullerbiker
23:15:36
You don't need experience
Mullerbiker
23:15:38
To turn me out
Mullerbiker
23:15:39
You just leave it all up to me
Mullerbiker
23:15:41
I'm gonna show you what it's all about
Mullerbiker
23:15:42
You don't have to be rich
Mullerbiker
23:15:44
To be my girl
Mullerbiker
23:15:45
You don't have to be cool
Mullerbiker
23:15:47
To rule my world
Mullerbiker
23:15:48
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
Mullerbiker
23:15:50
I just want your extra time and your
Mullerbiker
23:15:51
[Muah muah muah muah muah]
Mullerbiker
23:15:53
Kiss
Mullerbiker
23:15:54
You got to not talk dirty, baby
paulums
23:15:56
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
23:15:56
If you wanna impress me
Mullerbiker
23:15:57
You can't be too flirty, mama
Mullerbiker
23:15:59
I know how to undress me (Yeah)
Mullerbiker
23:16:00
I want to be your fantasy
Mullerbiker
23:16:02
Maybe you could be mine
Mullerbiker
23:16:03
You just leave it all up to me
Mullerbiker
23:16:05
We could have a good time
Mullerbiker
23:16:06
You don't have to be rich
Mullerbiker
23:16:08
To be my girl
Mullerbiker
23:16:09
You don't have to be cool
Mullerbiker
23:16:11
To rule my world
Mullerbiker
23:16:12
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
Mullerbiker
23:16:14
I just want your extra time and your
Mullerbiker
23:16:15
[Muah muah muah muah]
Mullerbiker
23:16:17
Kiss
Mullerbiker
23:16:18
Yes
Mullerbiker
23:16:20
I think I wanna dance
Mullerbiker
23:16:21
Gotta, Gotta
Mullerbiker
23:16:23
Little girl Wendy's parade
Mullerbiker
23:16:24
Gotta, gotta, gotta
Mullerbiker
23:16:26
Women not girls rule my world
Mullerbiker
23:16:27
I said they rule my world
Mullerbiker
23:16:29
Act your age, mama (Not your shoe size)
Mullerbiker
23:16:30
Not your shoe size
Mullerbiker
23:16:32
Maybe we could do the twirl
Mullerbiker
23:16:34
You don't have to watch Dynasty
Mullerbiker
23:16:35
To have an attitude
Mullerbiker
23:16:36
You just leave it all up to me
Mullerbiker
23:16:38
My love will be your food
Mullerbiker
23:16:40
Yeah
Mullerbiker
23:16:41
You don't have to be rich
Mullerbiker
23:16:42
To be my girl
Mullerbiker
23:16:44
You don't have to be cool
Mullerbiker
23:16:45
To rule my world
Mullerbiker
23:16:47
Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
Mullerbiker
23:16:48
I just want your extra time and your
Mullerbiker
23:16:48
Kiss
MullerSpikesDrinks
23:18:22
>> Joins the chat room
MullerSpikesDrinks
23:19:08
which glass have the Rohypnol in?
BronwynECG
23:21:43
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
23:22:02
okay i have returned. The show may resume :P
BronwynECG
23:22:22
ACTION holds up a digital lighter on my iphone 
campionuk
23:22:27
hey BronwynECG it's kinda moved on somewhat
BronwynECG
23:22:35
hah I see :D
BronwynECG
23:23:26
paulums is thinking of pron
BronwynECG
23:23:28
:D
Mullerbiker
23:23:36
A lovestruck Romeo sings a street suss serenade
Mullerbiker
23:23:37
Laying everybody low with a love song that he made
Mullerbiker
23:23:39
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Mullerbiker
23:23:40
Says something like you and me babe how about it?
Mullerbiker
23:23:41
Juliet says hey it's Romeo you nearly gave me a heart attack
Mullerbiker
23:23:43
He's underneath the window she's singing hey now my boyfriend's back
Mullerbiker
23:23:45
You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that
Mullerbiker
23:23:46
Anyway what you gonna do about it?
Mullerbiker
23:23:48
Juliet the dice were loaded from the start
Mullerbiker
23:23:49
And I bet and you exploded in my heart
Mullerbiker
23:23:50
And I forget I forget the movie song
Mullerbiker
23:23:52
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong, Juliet?
Mullerbiker
23:23:53
Come up on different streets they both were streets of shame
Mullerbiker
23:23:55
Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same
Mullerbiker
23:23:57
And I dreamed your dream for you and now your dream is real
Mullerbiker
23:23:58
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals?
Mullerbiker
23:24:00
Well you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
Mullerbiker
23:24:01
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
Mullerbiker
23:24:02
You promised me everything you promised me thick and thin, yeah
Mullerbiker
23:24:04
Now you just say oh Romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him
Mullerbiker
23:24:06
Juliet when we made love you used to cry
Mullerbiker
23:24:07
You said I love you like the stars above I'll love you till I die
Mullerbiker
23:24:09
There's a place for us you know the movie song
Mullerbiker
23:24:10
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong Juliet?
Mullerbiker
23:24:12
I can't do the talk like they talk on TV
MullerSpikesDrinks
23:24:12
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
23:24:13
And I can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be
Mullerbiker
23:24:14
I can't do everything but I'd do anything for you
Mullerbiker
23:24:16
I can't do anything except be in love with you
Mullerbiker
23:24:17
And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
Mullerbiker
23:24:19
All I do is keep the beat and bad company
Mullerbiker
23:24:20
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Mullerbiker
23:24:22
Juliet I'd do the stars with you any time
Mullerbiker
23:24:24
Juliet when we made love you used to cry
Mullerbiker
23:24:25
You said I love you like the stars above I'll love you till I die
Mullerbiker
23:24:26
There's a place for us you know the movie song
Mullerbiker
23:24:28
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong Juliet?
Mullerbiker
23:24:29
A lovestruck Romeo sings a street suss serenade
Mullerbiker
23:24:31
Laying everybody low with a love song that he made
Mullerbiker
23:24:32
Finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Mullerbiker
23:24:32
Says something like you and me babe how about it?
BronwynECG
23:24:33
maybe i need to hire Ewen for £1 to serenade me to sleep :D
BronwynECG
23:25:00
oh oh oh i LOVE bryan adams :D
BronwynECG
23:27:10
i honestly didn’t think the stream would last this long O.O
BronwynECG
23:29:36
Ewen: i met LL cool J when I worked in a retail store 15 years ago. His wife later yelled at me and a co worker for no reason :/
BronwynECG
23:31:18
every rose has its thorn
paulums
23:32:12
>> Joins the chat room
paulums
23:32:31
The voice of an angel
BronwynECG
23:32:45
Ewen: oh yeah i met Sarah Brightman while I worked in the same store and I had NO idea who she was at the time…. Another co-worker hadda tell me who she was
paulums
23:34:31
<< Leaves the chat room
markop
23:34:35
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
23:35:36
Ewen: I nearly ran straight into Liz Sheridan on the street in NYC http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/615/tp9.JPG
BronwynECG
23:35:46
nearly ran quite physically
paulums
23:36:22
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
23:36:43
"Shape Of My Heart"
Mullerbiker
23:36:44
He deals the cards as a meditation
Mullerbiker
23:36:45
And those he plays never suspect
Mullerbiker
23:36:46
He doesn't play for the money he wins
Mullerbiker
23:36:48
He don't play for respect
Mullerbiker
23:36:49
He deals the cards to find the answer
Mullerbiker
23:36:51
The sacred geometry of chance
Mullerbiker
23:36:52
[Studio version:] The hidden law of a probable outcome
Mullerbiker
23:36:54
[Live version:] The hidden laws of a probable outcome
Mullerbiker
23:36:55
The numbers lead a dance
Mullerbiker
23:36:57
I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
Mullerbiker
23:36:58
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
Mullerbiker
23:37:00
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
Mullerbiker
23:37:02
But that's not the shape of my heart
Mullerbiker
23:37:03
He may play the Jack of diamonds
Mullerbiker
23:37:05
He may lay the Queen of spades
Mullerbiker
23:37:06
He may conceal a King in his hand
Mullerbiker
23:37:07
While the memory of it fades
Mullerbiker
23:37:09
I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
Mullerbiker
23:37:10
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
Mullerbiker
23:37:12
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
paulums
23:37:13
rofdkjfpajppinghjp'ihs'zg
BronwynECG
23:37:13
aagghhh paulums you making me hungry :D
Mullerbiker
23:37:14
But that's not the shape of my heart
paulums
23:37:14
foadijhoishzhfpo
Mullerbiker
23:37:15
That's not the shape, the shape of my heart
Mullerbiker
23:37:17
And if I told you that I loved you
paulums
23:37:17
fdaouahouhoahdouhfouho;ho
Mullerbiker
23:37:18
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
Mullerbiker
23:37:19
I'm not a man of too many faces
Mullerbiker
23:37:21
The mask I wear is one
Mullerbiker
23:37:22
But those who speak know nothing
Mullerbiker
23:37:24
And find out to their cost
Mullerbiker
23:37:26
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
Mullerbiker
23:37:27
And those who fear a loss
Mullerbiker
23:37:29
I know that the spades are the swords of a soldier
Mullerbiker
23:37:30
I know that the clubs are weapons of war
Mullerbiker
23:37:32
I know that diamonds mean money for this art
Mullerbiker
23:37:33
But that's not the shape of my heart
Mullerbiker
23:37:34
That's not the shape of my heart
Mullerbiker
23:37:35
That's not the shape, the shape of my heart
markop
23:37:37
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
23:38:52
Ewen: also saw the band blues traveler in downtown Manhattan afte work http://staugustine.com/sites/default/files/1BluesTraveler%20.jpg
campionuk
23:39:50
BronwynECG
23:39:56
i could only stay for the last 1 or 2 songs cause work let me out really late :/
BronwynECG
23:40:18
i hope this is all getting recorded so it can be remembered tomorrow :)
paulums
23:40:22
bronwynECG that they next few are for you
paulums
23:40:27
Cheers camps
campionuk
23:40:28
BronwynECG
23:40:34
paulums: O.O
campionuk
23:40:37
2 diff albums
BronwynECG
23:41:30
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
BronwynECG
23:42:51
wait what?!
campionuk
23:44:33
It is @paulums ! thats his wig !
BronwynECG
23:45:17
If somebody told me when I was 25 that I’d be watchig some dudes FROM ACROSS AN OCEAN playing random rock songs over the internet I’d have burst a vein laughing :P
campionuk
23:45:39
ha @bronwynECG
campionuk
23:47:37
yey
paulums
23:47:39
yay
BronwynECG
23:47:48
yay ! \o/
BronwynECG
23:48:31
campionuk you’re hungry and it’s all paulums fault :P
BronwynECG
23:49:37
i really wanna see the fallout from all this tomorrow morning :P
BronwynECG
23:50:49
wait wait wait MEAT LOAF with eggs?!? What the hell kinda food do you guys eat?! :P
paulums
23:52:51
Mullers feed looks like a survelence feed keeping an eye on a pervert
BronwynECG
23:52:56
how about fat bottomed girls campionuk Ewen markop ? :P
campionuk
23:53:45
is that a request BronwynECG or are you commenting on our fine physiques
paulums
23:54:27
It like your big brothers having a house party and we're the little brothers stuck in the basement and told to keep quiet campionuk
campionuk
23:54:43
so very true Paulums
paulums
23:55:01
bless them lads
BronwynECG
23:55:33
hang on a sec lemme find ‘em
BronwynECG
23:56:07
Are you gonna take me home tonight ?
BronwynECG
23:56:09
Ah down beside that red firelight
BronwynECG
23:56:10
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
BronwynECG
23:56:13
Fat bottomed girls
BronwynECG
23:56:15
You make the rockin' world go round
BronwynECG
23:56:16
Hey I was just a skinny lad
BronwynECG
23:56:18
Never knew no good from bad
BronwynECG
23:56:19
But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh
BronwynECG
23:56:22
Left alone with big fat Fanny
BronwynECG
23:56:23
She was such a naughty nanny
BronwynECG
23:56:24
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
BronwynECG
23:56:26
Hey hey!
BronwynECG
23:56:27
Wooh
BronwynECG
23:56:29
I've been singing with my band
BronwynECG
23:56:33
Across the wire across the land
BronwynECG
23:56:34
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
BronwynECG
23:56:36
But their beauty and their style
BronwynECG
23:56:37
Went kind of smooth after a while
BronwynECG
23:56:38
Take me to them dirty ladies every time
BronwynECG
23:56:40
C'mon
BronwynECG
23:56:42
Oh won't you take me home tonight ?
BronwynECG
23:56:43
Oh down beside your red firelight
BronwynECG
23:56:45
Oh and you give it all you got
BronwynECG
23:56:46
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
BronwynECG
23:56:48
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
BronwynECG
23:56:49
Hey listen here
BronwynECG
23:56:50
Now I got mortgages on homes
BronwynECG
23:56:52
I got stiffness in ma' bones
BronwynECG
23:56:54
Ain't no beauty Queens in this locality (I tell you)
BronwynECG
23:56:55
Oh but I still get my pleasure
BronwynECG
23:56:57
Still get my greatest treasure
BronwynECG
23:56:58
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
BronwynECG
23:57:00
Now get this
BronwynECG
23:57:01
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
BronwynECG
23:57:03
Oh down beside that red firelight
BronwynECG
23:57:04
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
BronwynECG
23:57:06
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round yeah
BronwynECG
23:57:07
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
BronwynECG
23:57:08
Get on your bikes and ride
BronwynECG
23:57:10
Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
BronwynECG
23:57:12
Fat bottomed girls
BronwynECG
23:57:13
Yeah yeah yeah
BronwynECG
23:57:14
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon
BronwynECG
23:57:16
Fat bottomed girls - yes yes
BronwynECG
23:57:17
okay Ewen
BronwynECG
23:57:17
i’m coming!!
paulums
23:59:30
BronwynECG watch feed muted but sound through skype
campionuk
0:04:59
<< Leaves the chat room
paulums
0:05:02
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
0:12:25
Strangers in the night exchanging glances
BronwynECG
0:12:26
Wond'ring in the night what were the chances
BronwynECG
0:12:28
We'd be sharing love before the night was through
BronwynECG
0:12:29
Something in your eyes was so inviting
BronwynECG
0:12:31
Something in you smile was so exciting
BronwynECG
0:12:32
Something in my heart told me I must have you
BronwynECG
0:12:34
Strangers in the night
BronwynECG
0:12:35
Two lonely people, we were strangers in the night
BronwynECG
0:12:37
Up to the moment when we said our first hello little did we know
BronwynECG
0:12:38
Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away
BronwynECG
0:12:40
and
BronwynECG
0:12:41
Ever since that night we've been together
BronwynECG
0:12:43
Lovers at first sight, in love forever
BronwynECG
0:12:44
It turned out so right for strangers in the night
BronwynECG
0:12:46
Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away
BronwynECG
0:12:47
Ever since that night we've been together
BronwynECG
0:12:48
Lovers at first sight, in love forever
BronwynECG
0:12:49
It turned out so right for strangers in the night
Mullerbiker
0:31:39
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
0:41:42
fave guitar of all time
BronwynECG
0:50:48
<< Leaves the chat room

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August 14 2018 21:32:25