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taxi_cab
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patrice_
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patrice
4:15:58
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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mullerbiker
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mac
16:53:44
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mullerbiker
16:54:45
Hello Mac
mac
16:55:09
Hello this is a test
mullerbiker
16:55:15
Yep
mullerbiker
16:58:19
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mac
17:08:50
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patrice
17:15:31
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JackieHern
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DeepPan
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GBRedneck
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vincent404
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vincent404
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DeepPan
18:24:44
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mac
18:45:56
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Ewen
18:47:07
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DeepPan
18:48:45
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DeepPan
18:48:54
evening :)
ljpuk
18:49:13
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ljpuk
18:50:21
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mac
18:50:53
Good evening
ChuckLaTournous
18:50:58
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shawndo
18:53:50
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Mullerbiker
18:54:47
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Mullerbiker
18:55:01
Standby…. Ewen logging in
Mullerbiker
18:55:06
Hello Everybody
Mullerbiker
18:56:03
ChuckLaTournous Ewens booting in :)
DeepPan
18:57:47
was watching an interesting F1 show on here
ljpuk
18:57:50
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DeepPan
18:57:59
evening all
ChuckLaTournous
18:58:06
Thanks, Muller. Just got back.
bobbeach
18:58:39
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maccast
18:59:12
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ChuckLaTournous
18:59:55
What line do you want me on?
Mullerbiker
19:00:41
Line 5 Chuck
ChuckLaTournous
19:01:05
Good I guessed right!
ljpuk
19:01:41
Hi
DeepPan
19:01:54
bad ethernet cable maybe?
GBRedneck
19:02:08
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maccast
19:02:35
Hey, my line appears to be "offline"
BronwynECG
19:03:03
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GBRedneck
19:05:31
evenin all
BronwynECG
19:05:36
ohhhhhhh bottle is pretty Ewen :)
DeepPan
19:07:05
quality! :)
MarkSheppard
19:07:06
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ljpuk
19:07:23
DeepPan thanks, ill change it if it gets bad
MarkSheppard
19:07:24
Hello all!
DeepPan
19:07:51
always pays to swap out the cheapest part first :)
ljpuk
19:08:52
our routers pretty rubbish so ill need to check
MarkSheppard
19:10:11
Hi BronwynECG! Long time no see.
BronwynECG
19:10:32
hello
MarkSheppard
19:11:07
Doc is in Hawaii. :-)
BronwynECG
19:11:19
isn’t docrock on his way to Japan or somethig?
BronwynECG
19:11:51
oh well then envermind
MarkSheppard
19:12:09
Easy app to forget.
MarkSheppard
19:12:51
Gremlins
mullerbiker_
19:13:00
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DeepPan
19:13:05
Ewen, screen ident! :)
mullerbiker_
19:13:28
It was storm Ewen
DeepPan
19:14:36
A large body of hot air hit the east coast, known as “Storm Trump” :D
dc
19:14:39
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Mullerbiker
19:15:10
Ewen wants your babies
dc
19:15:53
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Mullerbiker
19:15:57
We got a live unboxing tonight
ljpuk
19:16:26
nice
maccast
19:16:32
i'm afraid now
ljpuk
19:16:43
maccast :)
ljpuk
19:16:46
good point
ljpuk
19:16:57
i hope it doesnt vibrate
MarkSheppard
19:17:27
That would be a Jeff unboxing.
Mullerbiker
19:18:13
Mark Sheppard no mate just no
mullerbiker_
19:18:20
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Mullerbiker
19:22:23
Alex in the house he is mac in chatroom
Mullerbiker
19:22:42
More than a feeling?
MarkSheppard
19:22:58
Android, Android, Android :-)
Mullerbiker
19:23:16
Whats has a hazelnut in every bite …. squirrel shit
Mullerbiker
19:23:26
Thats only funny in UK
BronwynECG
19:24:18
wait are you guys getting paid to say the whole name? :P
MarkSheppard
19:25:23
Sounds like Penn Jillette when he says Rio All Suites Hotel and Casino.
BronwynECG
19:26:33
ooooooohhhhhh ANdy has a VR headset?! O.O
BronwynECG
19:26:35
:P
Mullerbiker
19:27:02
Where is his glitter ball?
Mullerbiker
19:28:16
Its not on Prime
MarkSheppard
19:28:51
Ewen trained us not to click on those links. :-)
DeepPan
19:28:51
additional Flaire! :D
Mullerbiker
19:29:17
A Death start…
Mullerbiker
19:29:24
and another one neaby
bobbeach
19:29:43
Can hardly hear maccast
JackieHern
19:29:44
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BronwynECG
19:29:52
Super-thin electronic skin lights up a digital display on your hand http://www.theverge.com/2016/4/15/11437664/university-of-tokyo-flexible-electronic-skin-digital-display
Mullerbiker
19:29:55
maccast then someone will pop a cap in the exhaust port and that will be it
maccast
19:29:56
Oh no
BronwynECG
19:31:57
brb gotta go get something to eat
Mullerbiker
19:31:59
Mines nearly two :(
Mullerbiker
19:32:22
6 plus is twoish
Mullerbiker
19:33:10
My ipad series 3 is till going strong after 5 years
Ewen
19:33:14
What are the levels like. 1-10
Mullerbiker
19:33:29
Ewen turn maccast up a tad
Mullerbiker
19:33:48
Chuck is fine
DocRock
19:34:18
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maccast
19:34:22
The issue is the stream, right?
MarkSheppard
19:34:25
I still have an iPad 3 also, use it everyday.
Mullerbiker
19:34:53
MarkSheppard Im using the ipad 3 tonight to watch the stream
ljpuk
19:36:05
is my audio ok? (I know the video is crap) :)
Mullerbiker
19:36:10
Notice in Bull Ring Store says all the power in store is renuable how do they manage that in a shopping centre?
Ewen
19:36:19
Everyone should be as loud as each other now
Mullerbiker
19:37:05
Ewen is that DocRock in that story holding up his phone?
BronwynECG
19:37:43
ACTION still using an iPhone 5 :/ 
DeepPan
19:37:46
BronwynECG
19:38:44
MacOS All The Way To 11 :P
DC
19:39:04
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DeepPan
19:39:09
I always confuse it with Malcolm Ten! :D
Mullerbiker
19:39:09
I think Macs should run Win 10 ;)
MarkSheppard
19:39:31
I heard with a small case M as in macOS.
Mullerbiker
19:39:43
9.2.1
BronwynECG
19:40:23
10.11.4
DeepPan
19:41:06
What would iOS get rebreanded to?
BronwynECG
19:41:17
PhoneOS :P
DeepPan
19:41:27
on an ipad? :D
ljpuk
19:41:52
i think it stays iOS
BronwynECG
19:41:55
MobileOS then :P
GBRedneck
19:42:22
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DeepPan
19:42:24
iOS won’t fit in the naming of watchOS and macOS
MarkSheppard
19:42:37
I'll make this distinction. I
ljpuk
19:42:44
i think its too established
BronwynECG
19:42:52
wait but didn’t Apple say years ago that Mac OS X would be the last OS?
MarkSheppard
19:43:00
I'm still not on El Capitan yet.
DeepPan
19:43:58
i think QT is a pre-requisite to install iTunes on Windows ……
DeepPan
19:44:16
…. and then uninstall it when you see how crap iTunes is on windows
Mullerbiker
19:45:03
maccast you just need a traffic cone
brightstar
19:45:05
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MarkSheppard
19:45:30
I too think VLC is standalone now.
Mullerbiker
19:46:21
No it uses Silverlight
mac
19:46:23
QT is not in the Mac version of iTunes
MarkSheppard
19:46:25
Isn't QT a core component of iTunes?
Majikman
19:46:31
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mac
19:46:44
Not any more
ljpuk
19:47:20
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ljpuk
19:47:34
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DeepPan
19:47:45
Samsung engineers are getting ready at all the overtime they’ll earn from this news! :D
ljpuk
19:48:24
DONT CLICK ON MULLERS LINKS
ljpuk
19:48:37
:)
DeepPan
19:48:51
all the buildings being used for the Apple Car :) http://www.macrumors.com/2016/04/11/apple-car-buildings-secret-names/
MarkSheppard
19:49:13
Apple is working on an autonomus shuttle system to get Apple employees to work. :-)
WesFL
19:49:30
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Mullerbiker
19:50:22
Hoya?
DeepPan
19:51:16
If Apple did the car as a “made in the US” item, it’ll get a lot of support
BronwynECG
19:51:17
I’ll always associate the Pinto with Kujo :P
BronwynECG
19:51:49
hah Mullerbiker !! I’d buy that last one :)
Mullerbiker
19:52:02
You would
BronwynECG
19:53:15
Ewen: Apple will assemble to car in the UFO headquarters cause it’s bigger on the inside :P
mullerbiker_
19:53:36
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Mullerbiker
19:54:29
Would the apple car run out of apple juice?
BronwynECG
19:54:51
nope. orange juice to appeal to the hipsters
Mullerbiker
19:55:25
BronwynECG No you cant run an apple car on orange juice
MarkSheppard
19:55:33
A wrecked Apple car would be referred to as Applesauce. :-)
mullerbiker_
19:56:12
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Mullerbiker
19:56:25
Yeah you can cross Hawaii with a car running on two AA batteries
BronwynECG
19:56:28
theres teh show title :P
BronwynECG
19:56:40
SHOW TITLE cock blocking their swag :D
Mullerbiker
19:58:21
Yeah only cocks will buy one
DeepPan
19:58:30
Is Tesla still US subsidised?
WesFL
20:00:27
Apples to apples 😆
Mullerbiker
20:00:46
Ewen will get a ride alright!
MarkSheppard
20:00:49
If Tesla and Amazon can mess around with space exploration, Apple can surely play with the automotive industry.
Mullerbiker
20:01:28
I driven a leaf…
Mullerbiker
20:01:38
pedestrian walk out on front f it
MarkSheppard
20:01:43
Cuz the Nissan Leaf was ugly.
ljpuk
20:02:23
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Mullerbiker
20:02:30
MarkSheppard Everyobe says the Nissan qas ugly but I thinks it ok
ljpuk
20:02:35
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WesFL
20:02:50
leaf gets like 80 miles on a charge
DeepPan
20:02:51
Tesla does need some competition, and Apple could give them a good run
ljpuk
20:03:17
i almost put down money on a model 3 then realised I probably wouldnt get it until 2020
MarkSheppard
20:03:20
I'm just trying to show the reason for lack of sales.
DocRock
20:03:23
The Copenhagen Wheel ^^^
mill3000
20:03:47
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DeepPan
20:04:39
You think it was a coincidence that Eddy Cue joined the board of directors at Ferrari in 2012? ;)
mill3000
20:05:22
What andy is saying how apple should be looking at the car is what he said about the watch before anyone saw the watch. He was like the watch won't look like a watch. They'll do something different
DocRock
20:06:46
"Camera Car"
Mullerbiker
20:06:47
Yeah cause they send 20 times the money on public transport in London than elsewhere
Mullerbiker
20:07:56
If Ewen used Chrome flash would start on its own :)
DeepPan
20:08:42
apple would want to have total control over the experience, not tag on to someone elses
Mullerbiker
20:09:06
Its an Ill Eagle
ChuckLaTournous
20:10:20
Agree, DeepPan, much more likely to license something to existing car manufacturers than to sell as a third-party accessory.
Mullerbiker
20:10:25
You got mac trained Ewen :)
DeepPan
20:10:30
Ewen, on the Tesla UK site, you can order a Model S with Autopilot
BronwynECG
20:10:40
I just want to know what huge company George Hotz will hack since he seems to have such great experince since Sony XD
Mullerbiker
20:11:06
DeepPan you can order it but use it on a PUBLIC road you can be arrested
DeepPan
20:11:45
Mullerbiker, if it was illegal to use in it’s current state, then wouldn’t have it as an option on the car
mac
20:12:55
Bone induction
Mullerbiker
20:12:56
DeepPan You can have a car phone in your car but thats also illegalto use unless you fit hands free. You cant use auto pilot on a road.
Mullerbiker
20:13:37
maccast is a T3?
DeepPan
20:13:44
they wouldn’t include it if that was true, too much legal implications
Mullerbiker
20:14:18
Its will have tiered battery maccast
Mullerbiker
20:14:39
or should I say terraced
Mullerbiker
20:15:03
Can I use Guineas
Majikman
20:15:06
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WesFL
20:16:35
Jony Ive video - we inject the 😬😬
MarkSheppard
20:18:46
I think a thunderbolt port would be too large for the Macbook.
Mullerbiker
20:19:24
MarkSheppard we could have a mini thunder cat port
bobbeach
20:19:45
The hip bone is connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone is connected to the knee bone, ........
ljpuk
20:20:27
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ljpuk
20:20:40
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DeepPan
20:21:04
Definitely a move for iPads to be the mainstream computer, with a Macbook being the exception case, and Macbook Pro as a powerful exception case
WesFL
20:21:38
I agree with Ewen
bobbeach
20:22:08
Apple are greedy, money grabbing bastards
maccast
20:23:06
@bobbeach I disagree, but for sure they are not money adverse.
BronwynECG
20:23:20
DocRock Ewen 1 Alex is $700 :P
shawndo
20:23:35
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MarkSheppard
20:23:43
An Alex is a form of currency. 1 Alex = $700
DeepPan
20:23:49
relatively successful business = “money grabbing bastards”. Really? :D
bobbeach
20:23:52
Averse, not adverse (sorry!)
DocRock
20:24:42
BronwynECG Supp Guuuurl :) <3
BronwynECG
20:25:07
:D
MarkSheppard
20:25:11
Rene seems to buy everything too.
Majikman
20:25:43
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Majikman
20:25:50
It's not a question of getting or
DocRock
20:25:57
bobbeach Greedy = Share Holder Responsibility
BronwynECG
20:26:11
now that i have DocRock Hawaii love I think I can get through the rest of my week happy :P
Mullerbiker
20:26:22
You can any colour mac as long as its silver :)
Majikman
20:26:34
Rid of old tech, it's supplying a charger that's not fit for purpose
DocRock
20:26:35
Big Hugs BronwynECG :)
BronwynECG
20:26:44
\o/ Z:D
Mullerbiker
20:27:51
DocRock Whers my hug ?
DocRock
20:28:07
Mullerbiker After Hours Hun
DocRock
20:28:10
hahahaha
Mullerbiker
20:28:47
DocRock You saying men can hug? As long as you add a back slap its ok
Mullerbiker
20:29:06
And you break after 5 seconds
bobbeach
20:29:17
Apple devices are 'Veblen goods"
Mullerbiker
20:29:49
Virgin Galatic Airways? VGA?
DocRock
20:30:18
Mullerbiker One hand in Hand shake bring it in kinda hug with backslap... that's protocol
MarkSheppard
20:31:38
FrankenPresentation
ljpuk
20:32:10
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ljpuk
20:32:24
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BronwynECG
20:32:47
Just me or the stream has severe lag between video and audio?
ljpuk
20:33:02
im seeing lag
BronwynECG
20:33:05
like 30+ seconds
DigitalAmoeba
20:33:13
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MarkSheppard
20:33:13
Video is about a mile behind audio on the stream, here.
Mullerbiker
20:33:19
BronwynECG Ewens was using the stream in the Toilet
patrice
20:33:29
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BronwynECG
20:34:00
as a woman, I agree with Andy about confidence in men :P
Majikman
20:34:16
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MarkSheppard
20:34:45
Time to take out of the dog.
ljpuk
20:35:48
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Majikman
20:36:12
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ljpuk
20:36:13
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Mullerbiker
20:36:45
has live feed died?
Majikman
20:36:55
Yes
Majikman
20:37:32
Still picture of Andy intermittent sound
mac
20:38:14
Has the feed returned?
bobbeach
20:38:35
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Ewen
20:39:34
I’m getting Orange on the stream button. I have no idea why. Sorry
ljpuk
20:40:25
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ljpuk
20:40:35
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Mullerbiker
20:40:47
IOS the stream died on the mac orking ok
DeepPan
20:40:57
video has been really choppy, thought it was my connection
Majikman
20:41:29
Nothing at my end
Ewen
20:41:51
Ewen
20:41:58
Should be back now
Mullerbiker
20:42:02
Is Andy in the shower?
DeepPan
20:42:10
yep :)
ljpuk
20:44:10
looks great, cant see on UK Amazon at the moment
Mullerbiker
20:44:12
Im expecting a Gaisha Girl to swoop in and mop Andys brow
campionuk
20:44:32
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campionuk
20:44:43
Evening!
Mullerbiker
20:44:51
camionuk finnished your gruel
ljpuk
20:45:26
campionuk evening
DeepPan
20:45:57
you group multiples of them together too I think
campionuk
20:45:57
I plumped for steak and jacket tayto Mullerbiker
MarkSheppard
20:46:02
audio and video synced fine now on the Mac.
campionuk
20:46:12
How are you doing Lee?
Mullerbiker
20:46:40
camionUK thats yours the rest had cold water and dry bread?
Mullerbiker
20:47:00
or in a gale?
ljpuk
20:47:14
im good thanks ;-)
tioaboa
20:47:28
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campionuk
20:47:52
Evening Tony
Mullerbiker
20:48:14
Yorkshite mafia are in the room :)
tioaboa
20:48:27
we are evenin all
campionuk
20:49:48
Indeed Mullerbiker so behave...
WesFL
20:51:29
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bobbeach
20:52:56
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ljpuk
20:54:43
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ljpuk
20:54:55
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tioaboa
20:55:36
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Mullerbiker
20:56:28
but can you leave your hat on?
DeepPan
20:56:45
Here you go Ewen, video of Brits experiencing Ludicrous Mode in a Tesla S :) http://www.engadget.com/2016/04/15/tesla-model-s-ludicrous-mode-cor-blimey/
WesFL
20:57:05
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DigitalAmoeba
20:57:05
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Mullerbiker
20:57:37
Its useless in UK Chuck
ChuckLaTournous
20:58:14
No sun?
Mullerbiker
20:58:16
Watch Good Kill ages ago… was good drinks whiskey like us :)
DeepPan
20:58:23
very good movie
ljpuk
20:58:39
nice, ill get it
DeepPan
20:58:48
got zero promotion
Mullerbiker
20:59:06
Doing mac stuff on big show ahhhhh
tioaboa
20:59:51
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ljpuk
21:00:01
Mullerbiker noooo, you will get mails
campionuk
21:00:20
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Mullerbiker
21:00:40
ljpuk no Ewen will
campionuk
21:00:41
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ljpuk
21:00:46
:)
DeepPan
21:01:19
is that mullers rubber knickers we keep hearing squeeking? :D
BronwynECG
21:01:28
hehehhe DeepPan :P
DigitalAmoeba
21:01:28
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BronwynECG
21:02:22
Mullerbiker DeepPan if he wears these he’ll be popular https://www.invinciblerubber.com/underwear :P
BronwynECG
21:02:32
don’t click on mine either :D
campionuk
21:02:45
I only watched half but really good show!!
Ewen
21:03:03
Gerra Taxi over @Campion
campionuk
21:03:28
@ewen how did you keep Mullerbiker quiet during the show?
campionuk
21:04:46
Not gonna happen tonight unfortunately Ewen mate..
BronwynECG
21:04:58
I have NO idea what you guys are talking about O.O I am suck a non alcohol drinker
BronwynECG
21:05:04
suck*
ljpuk
21:05:05
cheers guys
BronwynECG
21:05:06
such*
DocRock
21:06:01
Mullerbiker http://www.glenfarclas.co.uk/en/ this one?
ChuckLaTournous
21:06:14
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DocRock
21:06:19
What Age?
Majikman
21:06:29
Got to go guyd7
maccast
21:06:30
Thanks Chatroom! Later
maccast
21:06:34
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Ewen
21:06:55
Who just dialed in?
DigitalAmoeba
21:07:03
Was me Ewen
mill3000
21:07:03
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DigitalAmoeba
21:07:14
ok
tioaboa
21:07:35
you called
bobbeach
21:08:49
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Majikman
21:09:01
Got to go guys, good show, watch big later.
campionuk
21:09:09
Evening Ian
tioaboa
21:09:49
hi
campionuk
21:11:35
Ewen how's the new Macmini?
Mullerbiker
21:11:45
Majikman good night
Majikman
21:12:05
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bobbeach
21:15:32
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campionuk
21:15:48
Sorry was in the crapper then but Mrs C says I've just been getting stick..
campionuk
21:17:39
Erm... I ain't pissing a pregnant lady off
tioaboa
21:18:01
thats a good excuse
bobbeach
21:18:41
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DeepPan
21:19:01
still on mute
ljpuk
21:19:51
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DigitalAmoeba
21:19:58
Skype says all fine and not on Mute. I'll drop off and back on
Mullerbiker
21:20:24
DigitalAmoeba ok
Mullerbiker
21:20:55
Hello Im a racist
tioaboa
21:22:42
turn it off and back on again lol
Mullerbiker
21:23:03
tioaboa its him
tioaboa
21:23:20
oh yes it him
campionuk
21:23:35
Leave me the fuck alone :) Leaving this room tonight will get me strung up
DeepPan
21:23:40
Did you get that keyboard from a call centre? :D
tioaboa
21:24:09
its a spare ... has a laptop keyboard stuffed in a case
campionuk_
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bobbeach
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Paul_
21:25:08
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Paul_
21:25:14
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DeepPan
21:25:57
muller, you should go and get some targetting tips
bobbeach
21:26:04
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Mullerbiker
21:26:16
DeepPan :)
Paul_
21:26:25
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Mullerbiker
21:26:28
Its about flow
Paul_
21:26:36
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campionuk
21:27:23
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campionuk
21:28:19
Lol
campionuk
21:28:38
I'm in the chatroom.. Can't you see this?
Mullerbiker
21:28:39
campionuk take it :)
campionuk
21:28:54
I am dude.. Mrs C laughing..
DeepPan
21:29:00
Ewen, show ident! :)
Mullerbiker
21:29:40
FUCK OFF YOU HAD A MEAL IN SOLIHULL
Mullerbiker
21:29:54
4 miles away
campionuk
21:31:29
Yer a set of feckers!
campionuk
21:32:10
Have you had a haircut Mullerbiker ??
DeepPan
21:34:14
GCHQ?
tioaboa
21:35:16
uk spy centre deepan
DeepPan
21:35:52
I know who GCHQ are, but this would have nothing to do with them
DeepPan
21:35:57
spot on Ewen :D
tioaboa
21:36:04
software safety
campionuk
21:36:04
Is that an instant elec cut off? Could it open opportunities for disabling alarm/cctv systems to allow break-ins?
DeepPan
21:36:19
OfCom maybe, not GCHQ though
DeepPan
21:36:47
GCHQ trying to get some good press?
taxi_cab
21:37:21
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campionuk
21:38:11
This hotel thing is gonna stick forever...
Mullerbiker
21:38:23
campionuk yep
BronwynECG
21:39:21
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TomF
21:39:48
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DeepPan
21:39:59
turn the meter off, not the gas/mater supply
DeepPan
21:40:04
meter
DeepPan
21:41:15
to kill the supply, the smart meter would have to include the mechanics to physically stop gas/water flowing
campionuk_
21:41:45
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TomF_
21:41:46
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DeepPan
21:41:59
and they can take over control of your car too! :D
DC
21:42:00
they used 1 single encryption key across the enttire network / devices which was one of the main flaws
campionuk_
21:42:59
The water meter on our street is read by a guy in a car.. He doesn't get out and he doesn't lift the lid on the path
TomF_
21:43:19
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Mullerbiker
21:43:42
campionuk does he come around on his donkey
DeepPan
21:44:12
campionuk, that’s called a “stalker” :D
DeepPan
21:44:44
sounds like BS
campionuk_
21:44:52
"Strangers approaching your rear end and offering up a device" hell Ewen what tube line are you riding..
Mullerbiker
21:45:04
thats whiskey not wee
DeepPan
21:45:25
who gains from this story being released?
TomF_
21:45:37
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Mullerbiker
21:45:48
bit technical but this is a german report
TomF_
21:47:17
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Mullerbiker
21:47:36
campionuk he nicked your story
Mullerbiker
21:49:14
those glasses must be good if ewen sat on em
TomF
21:49:49
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campionuk_
21:50:20
Maybe it was the device in Ewen s rear end which broke the glasses???
campionuk
21:51:36
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Ewen
21:52:10
LOL @CampionUK so hilarious that you thing that what you type matter when I have THE MIC!
campionuk
21:52:34
Ha!
mac
21:52:44
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MarkSheppard
21:53:06
Seems like the surgery procedure would be more AR than VR.
Mullerbiker
21:53:08
or mac :)
DeepPan
21:53:55
teaching surgery would work with VR
tioaboa
21:54:20
exactly
Mullerbiker
21:55:05
i think ewen needs to get the girl in to powder my head
DeepPan
21:55:46
Downside with AR is that it can’t show black as a colour (as it’s a projection system)
DigitalAmoeba
21:55:48
mac
21:58:14
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DeepPan
21:58:34
Take a look at VOID VR game. VR mapped in a real environment https://youtu.be/cML814JD09g
DeepPan
21:59:20
campionuk_
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MarkSheppard
22:00:46
I agree with Alan. I think AR is made for informing, helping, and instructing in real world situations.
Mullerbiker
22:00:50
DigitalAmoeba when porn gets it it will take off :)
mac
22:01:06
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Mullerbiker
22:01:29
macs story…..
DigitalAmoeba
22:01:36
Pretty sure there's already VR Porn IF you look for it...likely all bad?
Mullerbiker
22:02:01
I will next month
MarkSheppard
22:02:16
Yes there is VR porn. Not much yet, I'm sure..
campionuk_
22:02:59
The surgery scenario is one of the only good use case I've seen so far. I agree MarkSheppard that educating for things like surgery, military, emergency services etc is the key use
tioaboa
22:03:27
indeed makes the most sense
DeepPan
22:04:05
bye bye netflix subscription
DeepPan
22:05:12
I have to think very hard each month for a reason to keep netflix
campionuk_
22:05:40
I think Netflix will see more subscriptions as a result.. There are so many account sharers that will bomb out on the new packages..
campionuk_
22:06:05
My dad uses my acc, if he couldn't he would just get his own account
campionuk
22:06:11
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WesFL
22:06:44
I have Netflix and Hulu Plus
tioaboa
22:07:08
6.99 for 2 screens and HD
MarkSheppard
22:08:20
Yep, you bastard! :-)
campionuk_
22:08:37
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campionuk_
22:08:38
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Mullerbiker
22:08:48
so can ewen
campionuk_
22:08:54
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MarkSheppard
22:11:05
Smelly cat..... Smelly cat....
tioaboa
22:12:12
breaking the 4th wall its called
campionuk__
22:12:53
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DeepPan
22:13:15
I bet Kevin Spacey didn’t get paid much during season one of house of cards. Doing it all for Netflix, all episodes at once was a ground breaking gamble at the time. Now it’s almost the norm
MarkSheppard
22:13:15
Man in The High Castle was great on Amazon.
tioaboa
22:13:39
bosch too if you like the boks
Mullerbiker
22:13:41
Mark yep looking forward to that
tioaboa
22:13:58
Mr Robot
MarkSheppard
22:14:58
Very accurate tech in Mr. Robot. Loved it,
campionuk__
22:15:11
Amazon at £79 is an absolute bargain.. and bare in mind that it's rarely £79 a year when Amazon bollocks up deliveries and so CS extend each time..
WesFL
22:15:35
Hulu had a great show 11.22.63
DeepPan
22:15:51
Bosch is v/good
MarkSheppard
22:15:52
Christian Bale in figment of imagination, as we always knew he was.
DeepPan
22:16:06
do the talkie thing!! :D
WesFL
22:16:23
Lol
campionuk___
22:17:06
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22:17:07
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campionuk___
22:17:08
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campionuk_
22:17:23
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campionuk_
22:17:33
Thanks tiaboa !!
Ewen
22:17:41
Did I upset @CampionUK and his Mirs?
Ewen
22:17:44
Mrs?
campionuk__
22:18:14
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DeepPan
22:18:29
hotel wifi playing up? :D
campionuk
22:18:42
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campionuk_
22:19:40
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campionuk
22:19:54
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campionuk
22:20:04
Not sure why I keep dropping out of the room..
campionuk
22:20:35
No Ewen I can take the banter
Mullerbiker
22:20:35
campionuk its the shame
campionuk
22:21:17
Mrs watching Netflix now whilst I get abused on here..
WesFL
22:21:22
Macallan 12 in hand. cheers!
JackieHern
22:23:31
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Ewen
22:23:48
Cheers WesFL
Mullerbiker
22:23:54
similar
Ewen
22:24:01
Auchentoshen 12yo Single Malt here
MarkSheppard
22:24:12
Hi Jackiehern
JackieHern
22:25:39
Hey there MarkSheppard
campionuk
22:26:01
Ewen I'm sure by the time someone is told the FBI will have taken copies of everything before you get chance to delete. It would however mean the real baddies would then just stop using that comms medium
DeepPan
22:26:17
most email is unencrypted anyway, so anyone can view it on any server it passes through
Ewen
22:28:21
Hey Jackie
campionuk
22:28:38
That band looks awesome on the watch Ewen
mac
22:28:50
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Ewen
22:29:03
Dont try and butter me up now @CampionUK YOu deffed us for a bird
Ewen
22:29:19
:P
campionuk
22:29:40
Ha!! You mean the wife.. Actually you mean pregnant wife..
DeepPan
22:29:42
that’s why you get the warrant canary clause
JackieHern
22:30:05
Ahoy Ewen!
campionuk
22:30:21
I might have a watch coming so will be on the lookout for other straps
Ewen
22:30:44
AHoy @Jackiehern
campionuk
22:35:08
Pulling up my sack - show title ??
DeepPan
22:35:20
This is why most UK companies are staying away from cloud services, as most are US based and come under US law
tioaboa
22:35:42
yup make sure your cloud data is held in the EU
DeepPan
22:36:09
UK specific
DeepPan
22:36:41
Microsoft are finally building a UK Azure location, ready by end of 2016
DeepPan
22:37:38
but it’s still a grey area if stuff put on Azure in the UK will stay in the UK, or get replicated across sites
DeepPan
22:40:29
that’s why you get the canary clause. As long as someone like Microsoft keeps stating “this month, we HAVEN’T received a request to surrender information” then all good, until they intentionally don’t include that canary clause :)
campionuk_
22:42:07
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22:42:17
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DeepPan
22:45:24
“terrorism” is an easy term that’s being thrown on anything to get laws changed
DocRock
22:46:02
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DeepPan
22:47:35
ok, get laws changed and dramatise the news
DigitalAmoeba
22:47:36
Very interesting DeepPan...and here's apparently a central location for watching passive Warrant Canaries https://canarywatch.org/
campionuk_
22:47:40
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Mullerbiker
22:47:46
security has taken over :)
campionuk
22:47:48
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DeepPan
22:48:05
yep, loads of digital canaries around
DeepPan
22:49:49
you’re going to get a rocket man!
campionuk
22:49:59
Ha tioaboa
tioaboa
22:50:07
we'll be like a candle in the wind
Mullerbiker
22:50:37
campionuk I gonna bombard you with hotel gags forver more
campionuk
22:51:05
I know only too well Mullerbiker
DeepPan
22:51:18
Benny
DeepPan
22:51:20
Benny
DeepPan
22:51:23
Benny
DeepPan
22:51:26
Benny and the jets
Mullerbiker
22:51:35
And it looks like Daniel
Mullerbiker
22:52:08
Diana will be spinning in her grave
campionuk_
22:52:33
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campionuk_
22:52:55
It's fine though, I'm still standing...
Mullerbiker
22:53:28
Send milk bottle tops
DigitalAmoeba
22:56:28
My Cool Thing: Interactive Game of Thrones map http://quartermaester.inf o/
Mullerbiker
22:56:57
yawn fest
campionuk
22:57:38
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22:57:40
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campionuk_
22:57:56
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Mullerbiker
22:58:35
i am
campionuk
22:58:48
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DeepPan
22:59:29
defintely not “I’m still standing” :D
campionuk
22:59:46
Ask Siri if she watches GoT
campionuk
22:59:53
Funny responses
DeepPan
23:01:29
too drunk to get in the box? :D
WesFL
23:01:46
Don't drop the iPad
campionuk__
23:01:50
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mac
23:02:12
inRoute Route Planner, GPS Navigation & Severe Weather Alerts by Carob Apps, LLC
campionuk
23:02:34
Well done Mullerbiker !
mac
23:02:46
inRoute Route Planner, GPS Navigation & Severe Weather Alerts by Carob Apps, LLC
mac
23:02:58
inRoute Route Planner, GPS Navigation & Severe Weather Alerts by Carob Apps, LLC
Mullerbiker
23:04:36
its free in mac store :)
Mullerbiker
23:05:43
I would walk 500 miles… and 500 hundred more :)
Mullerbiker
23:05:49
I drowned :)
tioaboa
23:06:08
to see a man who walked 500 miles ....
Mullerbiker
23:06:50
Ewen can make his own sex toys now
DeepPan
23:07:12
Try it out “Earl Grey! Hot!” :)
Mullerbiker
23:07:28
DeepPan :)
campionuk
23:11:04
Bash was awesome!
DigitalAmoeba
23:12:42
Here's my webcam, glad Ewen happy with the video quality ;-) £20.13 Amazon Microsoft LifeCam HD-3000 http://www.amazon.co.uk/Microsoft-LifeCam-HD-3000-Retail-Packaging/dp/B0099XD1PU or £2 cheaper if you take business packaging
tioaboa
23:13:15
thanks alan
DeepPan
23:13:24
yay!
campionuk
23:13:57
Good show Gents
Ewen
23:15:32
Hey Jackie. Do you want to do a test?
Mullerbiker
23:15:54
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mac
23:16:48
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campionuk
23:17:00
Ewen is next weeks show on Thurs or are we now Fri's?
Ewen
23:17:33
Quit @JackieHern. Go Ahead
Ewen
23:17:37
You have email
DigitalAmoeba
23:18:08
Live feed currently stuck in quite unflattering half eyes look for you Ewen ;-)
MarkSheppard
23:18:58
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DigitalAmoeba
23:21:19
Do you need me still here Ewen? Nothing currently happening on live feed that I can see...do need to get off reasonable soon
Ewen
23:21:28
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DC
23:21:43
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DigitalAmoeba
23:21:47
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campionuk
23:21:54
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DigitalAmoeba
23:22:05
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DeepPan
23:22:28
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DigitalAmoeba
23:22:32
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tioaboa
23:26:57
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WesFL
23:33:06
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brightstar
23:35:49
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patrice
0:26:24
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patrice
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August 14 2018 21:32:42