_Nexus_
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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fert
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fert
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taxi_cab
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GBRedneck
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Mullerbiker
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Mullerbiker
18:41:23
hello all
batwench
18:47:44
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batwench
18:48:28
Very confused as there is a NQL via Mac show!
batwench
18:48:38
Thought you had started early
PaulDixon
18:53:06
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batwench
18:54:19
HOw was the curry Mullerbiker ?
DeepPan
18:54:24
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Mullerbiker
18:54:48
batwench it was awsome
GBRedneck
18:55:00
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batwench
18:55:06
Mullerbiker: Nommy. Did you habe a pomp for me as requested
batwench
18:56:16
Or dont go on as you can ruin other peoples?
batwench
18:56:39
Mullerbiker: is that mr Paul K - art teacher extroniare
BronwynECG
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kieren
18:58:01
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batwench
18:58:04
Hiya BronwynECG
BronwynECG
18:58:15
hello :)
batwench
18:58:26
THe night was ok - the next day was a little rough :-)
kieren
18:58:45
Apple have released 9.3.1 if anyones having issues with links in safari - downloading now so dont know if its actually fixed it
batwench
18:59:18
kieren: I never download stuff from Apple straight away - There is always a bug of hell in them.
Mullerbiker
18:59:21
batwench !
batwench
18:59:32
Mullerbiker: why you shout at me
kieren
18:59:47
hahaha yeah you are actually right!
batwench
19:01:03
Mullerbiker: is ewen not joining us in the chat room tonight?
Mullerbiker
19:01:53
batwench I will ask
campionuk
19:01:59
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campionuk
19:02:18
Evening all !
kieren
19:04:23
awwww ronnie corbett has died ;(
bobbeach
19:05:40
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db
19:06:07
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DocRock
19:06:27
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kieren
19:08:10
DocRock: Treat yourself to a new one!
campionuk
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campionuk
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GBRedneck
19:11:30
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kieren
19:11:30
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batwench
19:13:38
It was interesting I will give you that.
DeepPan
19:13:53
roger roger
batwench
19:14:15
Get DocRock to say “open the blast doors, open the blast doors”!
Ewen
19:15:08
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batwench
19:15:30
Mullerbiker: STAR WARS YOU PHILINSTIEN
DeepPan
19:15:48
who’s Gail?
Mullerbiker
19:15:55
batwench your Asdmiral Akbar
batwench
19:16:29
“Its a trap!” “We cannot repel canapes of that magnitude”
batwench
19:16:49
Yeah Gads EWEN how many links
batwench
19:17:12
Ewen: trying to cook tea at the same time
DeepPan
19:17:26
Ewen, do you real want to do a story about iOS9.3 being stable, as 9.3.1 has just been pushed out? :D
Mullerbiker
19:19:13
maccast and doc bait :)
bobbeach
19:19:36
Come on Doc!
DeepPan
19:22:54
Doc, whatever you did, you fixed it! ;)
batwench
19:23:40
In that case I would suggest that DocRock never use Line 2 again Ewen
Mullerbiker
19:23:55
batwench you broke it :)
batwench
19:24:12
Mullerbiker: won’t be the first thing I have broke and won’t be the last.
batwench
19:24:56
KNows about what?????
James
19:25:24
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DeepPan
19:25:32
is he talking sportsball?
Mullerbiker
19:26:39
and Gail wasnt happy
batwench
19:26:42
Lucky Gale!
Mullerbiker
19:27:03
Eh by gum
Mullerbiker
19:27:16
eck thump
Mullerbiker
19:27:23
Black pudding Bertha
Mullerbiker
19:28:17
piss artist?
batwench
19:28:45
I see the quality of the audience has gone up this week LoL
Mullerbiker
19:29:11
batwench thats cause your misssing :)
Mullerbiker
19:30:19
Picture of Ewen ! eek
batwench
19:30:38
Ewen: how much in Stirling? or is that another fund rasing
Mullerbiker
19:31:36
Bath second rate rugby team
batwench
19:31:37
DocRock: its Barrrth if you are posh like Mr Batwench
Mullerbiker
19:32:33
Sounds rude
Ewen
19:33:58
Muller, you know the Mic is on right?
DeepPan
19:33:59
They should have gone with GoldenEye from the N64
Ewen
19:34:11
Kercs can comment on this
DocRock
19:35:18
is this it ^^
Mullerbiker
19:37:01
Beer duties done
batwench
19:37:21
You say Nintendo I think Duck Hunt
campionuk
19:38:05
classic @batwench
batwench
19:38:46
isnt pokemon nintendo
DeepPan
19:38:52
Nintendo - Shit since 1889! :D
Mullerbiker
19:39:13
DeepPan I agree
James
19:39:14
yep 1 of the series they've developed
Zane81
19:40:03
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DeepPan
19:40:38
Now more stablerer! :)
Mullerbiker
19:40:51
DeepPan Hay!
Zane81
19:40:59
Hey guys you are live on Jabba but we are not getting audio
BronwynECG
19:41:19
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Zane81
19:41:35
working now
Ewen
19:41:37
Thakns @Zane81 forgot to switch on the pack sorry
Mullerbiker
19:42:48
I like the news app now
Zane81
19:43:41
The wide angle lens is very clear compared to the earlier weeks
Zane81
19:44:19
It looks good
Zane81
19:44:23
cheers Ewen
robb085
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robb085
19:46:07
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Mullerbiker
19:46:32
Its how Ewen rolls back
rob
19:46:41
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Mullerbiker
19:47:22
Android had night shift had it years ago
campionuk
19:47:23
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batwench
19:47:36
i refuse to update as apple have form in releasing stuff with bugs, at least 4 va few weeks
campionuk
19:47:37
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Mullerbiker
19:47:50
DocRock so at night you just want to take pictures of drunken girls
DocRock
19:48:10
I got Mullerbiker , lots
batwench
19:48:56
the travel lodge has been tided up nice as well
Mullerbiker
19:49:15
batwench is it tidy like?
batwench
19:49:25
very tidy like
rowarta
19:49:49
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Mullerbiker
19:50:55
The pic has been updated
Mullerbiker
19:51:55
Picture coming :)
DeepPan
19:52:18
CNN got caught using iPad behind their Surfaces too
Mullerbiker
19:55:02
Beatles should have sued apple
batwench
19:55:19
Ewen Have you seen Capt America 2??? Whole scene in an Apple store
DocRock
19:55:36
Kercal draw yourself a mute button.
batwench
19:56:20
DocRock: no and in pg tips
Mullerbiker
19:57:49
Ohh get him ———————>
Mullerbiker
19:58:07
oooos ockknee?
DeepPan
19:58:46
Maybe go through Apple UK, rather than through one of the stores
campionuk
19:59:05
Hockneys a fellow yorkshireman !!
Mullerbiker
19:59:31
campionuk Does he play Hockey?
campionuk
19:59:48
how dare you @Mullerbiker :)
db
20:01:26
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Mullerbiker
20:02:39
The back door was already there :)
DocRock
20:02:46
sorry important brb Ewen
DeepPan
20:03:25
unfortunately this means that the case is going to come up again at some point
DeepPan
20:03:35
another case
DeepPan
20:09:03
Apple would hand over the iCloud backup without hesitation, and have done
batwench
20:10:11
Glad that story could be of use ewen
batwench
20:10:32
Got that story from my Cortana on my windows phone lol
batwench
20:11:36
Ewen want to know the T20 result?
Mullerbiker
20:11:37
DocRock you should voice Cleveland :)
bobbeach
20:13:07
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Mullerbiker
20:13:59
I FBI do a hit then DocRock s lawyers will be onto it :)
DeepPan
20:15:48
Barclays are trying to push their own NFC system
batwench
20:16:23
DeepPan: “Norfolk fried chicken”?
campionuk
20:16:41
2 mins @Ewen
bobbeach
20:17:27
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batwench
20:19:05
Ewen: better than you drawing on the wall with a pencil
DeepPan
20:19:07
“stylus” = permanent sharpie :D
batwench
20:19:32
Ewen: its all gone fuzzy
rowarta
20:19:43
Tony Hart, vision on
batwench
20:20:00
rowarta: better not mention Tony Hart either!
rowarta
20:20:35
have I missed something with Tony Hart. has he been yewtree'd
DeepPan
20:20:44
I hope Muller doesn’t say “draw me like one of your French girls”! :D
batwench
20:20:58
rowarta: not quite as he died before it started.
rowarta
20:21:43
thx Batwench, wasn't aware
rowarta
20:22:41
what's the resolution
batwench
20:22:56
he dies in 2009
James
20:23:18
wow that is tiny
Mullerbiker
20:24:15
Only one left in stock :)
DeepPan
20:24:16
I wonder if it’s possible for UK2 to provide remote Skype servers ;)
batwench
20:25:41
Trying to get neil Pearceson to go with them for the archive of HRH
Mullerbiker
20:26:50
DeepPan DocRock needs a UK2 domain :)
Zane81
20:29:37
what is going on on the wall next to you?
Zane81
20:31:21
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rowarta
20:31:35
dogs going mad
Zane81
20:31:36
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Ewen
20:31:51
Its an interactive drawing projector. You need to watch main feed to see properly
DeepPan
20:32:04
World Backup Day, sponsored by Senokot
Zane81
20:33:03
I missed a few minutes, I usually download the podcast later. I have to study!
Zane81
20:33:34
We made one of those a few years ago in our office using a wii remote
Mullerbiker
20:33:49
Its whats happening on the wall :)
Zane81
20:35:46
@mullerbiker the link is not working
Zane81
20:36:00
this is the wii remote version we built
Mullerbiker
20:36:12
Should be I suck it in slack
Zane81
20:36:30
I realise now this was a very long time ago, the video is from 2007
DeepPan
20:39:02
switch the flash off though :)
BronwynECG
20:39:06
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campionuk
20:40:29
Did you say Greyskull there @Docrock ?? lol
DocRock
20:40:42
greyscale
GBRedneck
20:40:43
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James
20:41:53
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Mullerbiker
20:42:13
campionuk can you see my pics yet?
Unidentified20808
20:42:21
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campionuk
20:42:32
yeah in slack..
bobbeach
20:42:40
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rowarta
20:45:10
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PaulDixon
20:47:19
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batwench
20:47:39
Sorry having do some electrical engineering brb
BronwynECG
20:48:13
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Streakmachine
20:49:15
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batwench
20:49:42
Streakmachine: HEHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOO
Zane81
20:50:47
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Streakmachine
20:50:53
Helleu!
Zane81
20:50:54
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batwench
20:51:31
I AM NO LADY
paulums
20:52:22
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batwench
20:52:30
Yes we are Feisty well observed
hugmys0ul
20:52:46
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Streakmachine
20:53:27
Feisty is good.
gtw
20:53:48
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DeepPan
20:54:55
Is Muller seriously giving advice on aim?? :D
DigitalAmoeba
20:54:59
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batwench
20:55:12
DeepPan: ah you have seen the loo after he has used it
Streakmachine
20:55:31
Oooh. Beer. That's not a bad idea at all.
DeepPan
20:56:01
no Batwench, but I’ve heard about his mouldy shoes
batwench
20:56:06
Mullerbiker: The IBIS is spitting distance from New street
DigitalAmoeba
20:56:22
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DeepPan
20:57:24
racing pigeon speed on t’broadband
rowarta
20:58:23
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batwench
20:58:36
Mullerbiker: tell Alan he has left the chat roomn
DigitalAmoeba
20:58:40
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Streakmachine
20:59:39
The Ihnatko?! The one and only?
DigitalAmoeba
20:59:41
I'm here aren't I?
batwench
20:59:47
you are now
DigitalAmoeba
20:59:52
:-)
batwench
21:00:16
DigitalAmoeba: would you describe me as ‘feisty’?
DigitalAmoeba
21:00:49
More like 'bitey'? ;-P
DeepPan
21:00:56
can you switch off the auto focus?
Streakmachine
21:01:04
The darkness cometh!
Streakmachine
21:01:39
Thats
Streakmachine
21:01:44
absolutely awesome!
JeffG
21:01:52
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Mullerbiker
21:03:29
Get a room you two
rowarta
21:03:45
impressive
rowarta
21:04:19
can you save the image/drawing
SwampRat
21:04:25
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batwench
21:04:50
I am still here you know
campionuk
21:04:53
hopefully @streakmachine
batwench
21:05:19
Mullerbiker: reaaaallllyyyyyy
Mullerbiker
21:06:37
Pictures in slackroom
Mullerbiker
21:06:52
or click my links your wankers
batwench
21:06:57
Ewen: Anglea used to sell Rolf Harris his pet food when she had a pet shop
batwench
21:07:50
yes she came and stayec at your house when we went 2 crufts
paulums
21:07:58
Mullerbiker I would rather pull my toenails off with rusty pliers than click on your links
DeepPan
21:08:16
Ewen, you need to quietly change the show icon on the screen ;)
batwench
21:08:24
Ewen: Listening to the show - a lot of it was new to me to,
Mullerbiker
21:08:31
paulums does that count as sexual activity in Norfolk?
rowarta
21:08:31
anybody put a deposit down for a Tesla 3?
paulums
21:08:47
mullerbiker thats foreplay
Mullerbiker
21:09:42
Black Pudding lollies from campionuk
DeepPan
21:09:43
back of the queue!! :D
Mullerbiker
21:10:09
£5 to you paulums
campionuk
21:10:17
Nowt wrong wi them @Mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
21:10:57
paulums thats DigfitalAmeobas story you thief
gtw
21:11:14
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Mullerbiker
21:11:29
They sold the bottle top to china to make steel
DigitalAmoeba
21:11:34
It's fine...that story was too predictable...I have another :-) Can't promise I won't talk in Paul's though ;-)
batwench
21:12:39
Ewen: We need a British Version or put a link on the website
paulums
21:12:46
digitalamoeba I am so sorry - I can step away and find another if you like
DigitalAmoeba
21:13:06
No that's really fine Paul :D
DeepPan
21:15:10
The MS Build keynote was good yesterday
DeepPan
21:17:45
The pitch MS did yesterday to devs was good, makes it easier to write once and push out to all platforms
batwench
21:17:59
Does this mean that windows phone updates will now be called after snacks
batwench
21:18:11
I love Windows phone
rowarta
21:18:21
windows phone is dead, crazy to buy one now
Mullerbiker
21:18:31
Fanbouy
Mullerbiker
21:19:09
Rubbish they are going open sourse
Mullerbiker
21:19:37
Sufrace phone 10 inch phone :)
DeepPan
21:19:42
single windows platform, so the phone, PC, Xbox, etc will be the same platform for dev
DeepPan
21:19:56
HP new Win phone is amazing
batwench
21:21:02
DeepPan: what model is that?
batwench
21:21:16
DigitalAmoeba: you are being quiet compared to the others
DeepPan
21:21:42
HP Elite X3
Mullerbiker
21:22:02
Is the impotent?
db
21:22:03
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Mullerbiker
21:22:16
is they impotent?
DeepPan
21:22:56
“Conversation as a Service” will blow your mind then ;)
batwench
21:23:09
DeepPan: do you have one?
rowarta
21:23:40
Microsoft IoT is around Dev, Azure, Big Data, Cloud. I din't think there interested in HW
batwench
21:23:54
How do you know it is good or are you being sarcastic?
rowarta
21:24:01
IoT money will come from services
DeepPan
21:25:14
Microsoft phones and surface were mainly meant as a design exercise to give the manufactureres a kick up the backside to think outside of their “laptop only” mentality
batwench
21:25:38
If they buy something that it does what they need it to do
DeepPan
21:25:53
As more services and apps move to the cloud, the hardware to access it becomes less important
batwench
21:25:55
Jufro has a 950 I want an 950 xl
batwench
21:27:25
MS could revert to the Zune name for stuff
mrbatwench
21:28:23
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Mullerbiker
21:28:44
Paul here on Muller keyboard:
batwench
21:28:48
But their phone platform - I love it, I dont want to go back to ios on my phone
batwench
21:29:07
Mullerbiker: dont check his history whatever you do.
Mullerbiker
21:29:10
Can I put a devils advocate argument that I’ve no knowledge about (I do work for MS now though).
Mullerbiker
21:29:27
I think they might be thinking towards Holelens and phones.
Mullerbiker
21:29:56
Suspect a Surface phone would have two cameras. Rumours of that with next or one after HTC and Apple phones.
Mullerbiker
21:30:21
MS might leave this gen of phones to other companies (HP Acer etc) and think towards next gen
batwench
21:31:02
Maybe they are trying to get more of the `Android market share by working with them
Mullerbiker
21:31:29
I can Periscope the cool thing if anyone wants?
mrbatwench
21:31:54
While I get the desire to get mor OEM's involved it is a real shame that Microsoft are giving such mixed messages re Windows 10 Mobile as now really putting off business from moving to Windows Phones. The timing is particularly poor given the current phase business are by far the best market to build volume.
rowarta
21:31:55
MS apps are now cross platform, so they can leave the hardware market and make money via iOS and Android
Mullerbiker
21:32:05
Photos in slackroom and some video
mrbatwench
21:33:11
Especially annoying as Lumia range seriously lacking a 750 and 850 and at least in the UK none of the OEM equivalents have still to arrive
batwench
21:33:23
Apparenty Nadella appologised for Tay as well
db
21:33:32
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Streakmachine
21:34:49
Tay is what makes me fear the future of AI.
mrbatwench
21:34:53
Lumia 550 is a great phone for £60 but far too basic for main phone for enthusiasts and only the 950s are successors to the previous Lumia heritage re camera's etc.
Mullerbiker
21:35:01
Not on prime in UK is in US :)
batwench
21:35:06
Streakmachine: Aparenty I get fiesty taking about it
mrbatwench
21:35:27
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mrbatwench
21:35:45
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Mullerbiker
21:36:11
Was that paulums having a orgasm
paulums
21:36:46
muller yes but i've banked it for future generations
batwench
21:37:10
for some reason mrbatwench has asked if Alan is in the chat room as DigitalAmoeba He has only had 1 beer!
DigitalAmoeba
21:37:23
;-P
DeepPan
21:37:34
Can the projector go on wifi, so you could email the output to yourself?
mrbatwench
21:37:44
Agree with DigitalAmoeba that apps on Windows 10 are really improving though and the latest Redstone builds builds are coming on well too.
batwench
21:37:50
DigitalAmoeba: I for one have not had a drop of demon drink all evening
batwench
21:38:07
Windows Phone has all the apps I need.
DigitalAmoeba
21:38:31
You're a good girl batwench ;-)
batwench
21:38:37
I could design a ‘boys of the BTN’ app for it though. It is missing that.
batwench
21:38:58
Ewen: unlike the pencil last week
JeffG
21:39:00
Hop to it, BW!
batwench
21:39:52
He give beard wearers a bad name
DeepPan
21:39:53
“College has a crap print system” shocker :D
batwench
21:40:35
DigitalAmoeba: nope - need to loose some weight before holidays in august, i figured cutting down on alchaol is a good forst step
DigitalAmoeba
21:41:11
Is sound if brave thinking batwench!
DeepPan
21:41:52
If your printer is accessible from the internet, and still has the default password, then you’re fair game
DeepPan
21:42:13
same as home routers
batwench
21:42:44
My Printer is a hard wired jobbiw
DeepPan
21:43:21
IP sweep using SNMP will report back the device on the end of it
batwench
21:44:01
You would have to get into the intranet to access the IP addresses if they are internal.
batwench
21:44:05
Would you?
DigitalAmoeba
21:44:18
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DeepPan
21:44:27
universities sometimes have outward facing IP for students to access without being on the network
Ewen
21:44:46
Is that Schrodingers Tay
DeepPan
21:45:17
that’s called “pull printing” campionuk.
batwench
21:46:15
I the college that i worked in you needed to log into the printer with and id card or un/pw to physically get your print outs otherwise they would stay on server for 24 hrs and then it would delete them
DigitalAmoeba
21:46:29
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batwench
21:46:43
paulums: that is how it worked at lakes college
paulums
21:46:58
batwench thank you babe
campionuk
21:47:08
yeah DeepPan it's "follow you" printing in the company I work from.. print from any network PC and then just touch your ID card on any printer in the organisation to get the output
batwench
21:47:10
but we could not access the print server from outside the college network
batwench
21:47:21
Most of the time it didnt work from inside of it either lol
Mullerbiker
21:47:28
Just did my skype dance
batwench
21:47:52
Mullerbiker: that is a scary image in my head - like dad dancing only worse
DigitalAmoeba
21:48:04
Back, new OS install not yet bedded in quite right yet. But only 2nd ever lockup :-/
batwench
21:48:32
DigitalAmoeba: you didnt swear either very proud of you
Mullerbiker
21:48:34
Air printers?
Mullerbiker
21:48:52
batwench!
DeepPan
21:48:52
campionuk, if it’s “follow you” then it’ll probably be Equitrac from Nuance :)
batwench
21:49:02
Hell - there are plenty of mine out there anyway
paulums
21:49:08
Alan said dick.... hee hee hee
Mullerbiker
21:49:11
batwench could have sent mine :)
mrbatwench
21:49:33
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DeepPan
21:49:54
Charity host calander clevage shots
batwench
21:50:19
Currenlty Mr batwench is on two phones at once with an ipad on his lap. I am married to a geek
batwench
21:50:31
DigitalAmoeba: has sen it all before
DeepPan
21:50:51
You’ll love the picture coming out of the printer, but you’ll need to load A3 first :D
batwench
21:51:41
If I died tomorrow the only thing I will be remeber for is drinking from my cleavge. It works even better when I am wearing a corset
Mullerbiker
21:51:45
If it takes longer than 30 mins I want my pizza free
batwench
21:52:20
How can it do kerbs but not drives??????
mrbatwench
21:52:26
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SwampRat
21:52:28
Dominoes sucks
DeepPan
21:52:31
too bad their pizza taste like arse! :D
Mullerbiker
21:52:56
Do do Liver?
DeepPan
21:53:05
stairs? :D
Mullerbiker
21:53:09
Sorry do you do liver
batwench
21:53:18
Mullerbiker: liver pizza YUCK
Mullerbiker
21:53:25
DeepPan Darleks can
batwench
21:53:32
DeepPan: it is not a dalek...
batwench
21:53:56
DigitalAmoeba: its bcause hobbits fit in there
Mullerbiker
21:54:12
How do you get the pizza out can it be knicked on route?
DeepPan
21:54:51
meat feast
batwench
21:55:32
Mullerbiker: maybe you are texted a code that you need to enter into it when it arrives
batwench
21:55:42
Ewen: I like pineapple on my pizza
Streakmachine
21:56:18
I for one welcome our pizza delivering robot overlords!
DeepPan
21:56:42
it’s not a realistic pic, he looks sober! :D
batwench
21:56:42
There is no hair under his nose for it to be Mullerbiker …. The boy cant shave
Mullerbiker
21:56:59
batwench feck off
batwench
21:57:18
Mullerbiker: nope you are stuck with me sweetie xcxc
Mullerbiker
21:57:41
campionuk Black pudding tech
DeepPan
21:58:30
“Conversation as a Service”
batwench
21:58:41
At least Cortina understdands my accent
Streakmachine
21:58:52
Was that a Guniess being opened?
DeepPan
21:58:53
They like big bots …..
paulums
21:58:55
Speech control? Won't work in Norfolk. Crack us a beer Mullerbiker
SwampRat
21:58:56
I have no desire to "talk" to my devices.
batwench
21:59:04
DigitalAmoeba: and the tay bot worked so well for them on twitter
batwench
21:59:37
SwampRat: I often swear at mine
mrbatwench
21:59:48
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mrbatwench
22:00:08
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DeepPan
22:01:04
Satya even held his hands up about Tay, was very honest about it
batwench
22:01:20
DeepPan: had to really.
Mullerbiker
22:01:29
Give us you cothes your boots and your motorcycle
Ewen
22:01:38
Give us your link @Streakmachine
DeepPan
22:01:41
nope, could have easily ignored it and not menioned it
campionuk
22:02:10
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campionuk
22:02:21
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SwampRat
22:02:53
I only have a mobile phone just in case an emergency crops up. It's a $15 LG flip phone from Tracfone.
Mullerbiker
22:03:07
streakmachine ve have vays of making you listen
Streakmachine
22:03:55
Sure, just wave some snacks and beer in front of me!
mrbatwench
22:03:57
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mrbatwench
22:04:36
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Mullerbiker
22:06:38
Apes Eyes?
paulums
22:07:00
Love a threesome
mrbatwench
22:07:30
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Mullerbiker
22:08:32
Its Civil not criminal
mrbatwench
22:08:41
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SwampRat
22:08:49
I use Ublock Origin
mrbatwench
22:14:10
Well said Ewen!
campionuk1
22:14:22
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Streakmachine
22:15:13
Ublock is good stuff.
Mullerbiker
22:15:29
CIVIL THEN lets make that clear ;)
campionuk
22:15:49
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mrbatwench
22:17:50
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GBRedneck
22:18:26
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campionuk1
22:18:27
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batwench
22:18:30
Yes DigitalAmoeba has been a long life geek - he was when I knew him in Uni :-)
paulums
22:18:42
Bought a UK2 this week
campionuk
22:18:49
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batwench
22:18:54
paulums: what is the name?
mrbatwench
22:18:57
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DigitalAmoeba
22:19:19
1994 was when I first bought my own surname as my 1st domain name...been with UK2 for that and others ever since then :D
Mullerbiker
22:19:45
Ewen found his ring wasnt working :)
batwench
22:19:48
paulums: catchy name lol
paulums
22:20:13
yep batwench restoring classic sports cars
batwench
22:20:45
paulums: sorry cant see you as a greasy spanner monkey
Mullerbiker
22:20:56
Modeling :)
batwench
22:20:59
I love my HOYA ones
Streakmachine
22:21:40
Piece of smurf?
GBRedneck
22:21:47
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batwench
22:21:51
Would love to see if they could do a pair for mrbatwench ? I am married to captain mole
SwampRat
22:22:10
I NEED glasses, but can't afford them at the moment. Keep having to hold stuff further away to read it.
Mullerbiker
22:22:13
Those pics are still in your share folder
batwench
22:23:35
BTW Ewen the mouse that you suggested last week arrived. So far so good.
mrbatwench
22:24:11
It's very shiny too!
batwench
22:24:20
Green Andrioud
batwench
22:24:42
Ewen: he does know what he is doing :-)
batwench
22:25:00
Show title
batwench
22:25:42
JeffG: well priced for a 12sth item
batwench
22:29:28
HOW MUCH?????
Mullerbiker
22:30:42
check the slack room for my Hoya photos
Streakmachine
22:31:02
That's really, really cool!
batwench
22:33:56
Seems to be a good price at that cheap cost
Streakmachine
22:35:49
Insanely impressive and interesting stuff!
mrbatwench
22:36:30
Live stream working very well on Edge on my Lumia 550
JeffG
22:36:44
Is it wrong that I want to wear those glasses while watching porn?
rowarta
22:37:05
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batwench
22:37:27
JeffG: is that cause you wont believe what you are seeing?
JeffG
22:38:00
I want to hear it say, "There is a naked couple performing reverse cowgirl."
DigitalAmoeba
22:38:00
Bad JeffG...bad...funny though...but you're trying to corrupt poor inoccent AI's (again?)
DigitalAmoeba
22:38:15
Was it you that drove Tai naught?
batwench
22:38:43
ewen lovely up here in Cumbria…… for once
Mullerbiker
22:39:11
Katie swept through :)
batwench
22:39:13
Mullerbiker: but why????
Mullerbiker
22:40:16
Link?
batwench
22:40:56
I would probably find a cat asleep on one.
Mullerbiker
22:41:13
batwench :)
Mullerbiker
22:41:41
When Ewens on fire you can say yey
batwench
22:41:47
I need one for work. Our office has no heating
batwench
22:41:56
Mullerbiker: are you sayin that Ewen is hot?
Mullerbiker
22:42:10
batwench yeah baby
Streakmachine
22:42:36
Totally need that zippo hand warmer for next winter.
campionuk
22:43:10
So thats me ordering a 128MB USB drive for me and 2 Zippo handwarmers for Mrs C....
batwench
22:43:38
campionuk: just dont put the liquid in the wrong item
campionuk
22:43:59
fair point @Batwench
Streakmachine
22:44:45
campionuk Good man!
batwench
22:45:26
That is what she said
Zane81
22:45:36
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batwench
22:46:25
night night boys (And any girls on here) I am off to bed. I have work in the morning….. joy
DigitalAmoeba
22:46:38
Night night batwench !
mrbatwench
22:46:48
Night night all
batwench
22:46:54
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mrbatwench
22:47:03
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DeepPan
22:52:05
I think I’d drink heavily if I was in the same room as muller! :D
DeepPan
22:53:59
not tempted by the 950?
DeepPan
22:56:31
930 can’t upgrade to new Win10
DeepPan
22:57:01
The HP is v.nice, but aimed at the enterprise so won’t be cheap
Streakmachine
22:57:28
HP is all about the enterprise.
DeepPan
22:57:48
isn’t the 930 the Ikon? That isn’t getting upgraded I think
SwampRat
22:58:17
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BronwynECG
23:00:43
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BronwynECG
23:01:28
-_- I stroked an Apple pencil just now. I blame Ewen cause I liked it
DeepPan
23:03:01
Get it on Prime and return it if you don’t like it ;)
Ewen
23:06:12
Thanks @BronwynECG
DeepPan
23:06:50
its a nightmware trying to find a working windows phone in a UK phone shop
DeepPan
23:07:03
loads of flashing sumsungs
Mullerbiker
23:07:31
paulums put you kness away and those shorts are shit
Streakmachine
23:07:42
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Mullerbiker
23:08:21
is God appearing out of paulums phone
Mullerbiker
23:09:16
paulums your knees are knobbly
BronwynECG
23:09:34
Mullerbiker: hey!! leave my paulums’ knees alone :P
BronwynECG
23:09:54
ACTION wolfwhistle :P
BronwynECG
23:10:19
hahahahahaahahha XD
DeepPan
23:10:39
Paulums knees, coming to a shagpile carpet near you! :D
BronwynECG
23:10:58
later JeffG
JeffG
23:11:10
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DeepPan
23:11:18
laters all :)
DeepPan
23:11:28
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BronwynECG
23:12:15
wet bash? O.o was batwench there?
BronwynECG
23:12:59
was that the one where you were singing Ewen ?
paulums
23:13:19
bronwynECG love ya girl
BronwynECG
23:13:39
<3 <3 <3 <3 :*
BronwynECG
23:17:10
ewen i think the video of it is still on youtube
Mullerbiker
23:17:12
Did paulums bring the pig?
Mullerbiker
23:17:25
could get a Turkey or two :)
DigitalAmoeba
23:18:01
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BronwynECG
23:22:12
i found that video totally by accident a couple of years ago…
paulums
23:22:55
BronwynECG that's why you're awesome girl
BronwynECG
23:24:30
hahahahahah paulums :D
Mullerbiker
23:24:43
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paulums
23:24:54
BronwynECG thats what I did at the Bash in 2012
BronwynECG
23:25:01
ahhhh :)
paulums
23:26:33
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BronwynECG
23:28:01
og BTW ewen are there videos of any of the other bashes?
BronwynECG
23:29:11
wait what? bed? it’s only 6:30
BronwynECG
23:30:26
oh yeah i remember seeing this. iLike most things it could have been a bit longer though :P
paulums
23:30:27
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paulums
23:30:32
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campionuk
23:30:55
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BronwynECG
23:31:15
night night :)
Ewen
23:31:15
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BronwynECG
23:32:12
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hugmys0ul
23:41:12
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