beetee
3:05:43
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beetee
3:41:32
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GBRedneck
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Geekanoids
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DeepPan
18:40:24
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Geekanoids
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craigmorton
18:53:04
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rowarta
18:54:31
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GBRedneck
18:55:41
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maccast
18:56:15
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Peter
18:56:27
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rowarta
18:56:28
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rowarta
18:56:32
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Gazmaz
18:57:17
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Peter
19:00:19
hi, good evening gaz
Gazmaz
19:00:39
How is everyone?
Articmusher
19:00:45
evening ladies and gents I do often make to live show since swap to thursdays as i usually travel home on thursday night>> rock on wine in hand :) tonight at least
Gazmaz
19:01:04
No Ewen yet?
rowarta
19:01:14
live feed just dropped
DeepPan
19:01:15
evening all
Mullerbiker
19:01:25
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kieren
19:01:30
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rowarta
19:01:31
ignore, back up
patrice
19:01:42
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BartB
19:02:07
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Gazmaz
19:02:35
Can you hear me Ewen?
Peter
19:04:13
just came home and saw the tweet with the show announcement.....show with Bart and Gaz... great... (and all the other great participants...)
rowarta
19:04:22
"hear me now"
batwench
19:10:40
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db
19:10:58
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maccast
19:11:08
evening chatroom
Ewen
19:11:31
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rowarta
19:12:22
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Mullerbiker
19:14:22
You muppett
mrbatwench
19:14:48
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Mullerbiker
19:15:15
And to be honest my predictions were so good
batwench
19:15:30
Mullerbiker: my pussy is staring at you.
jamescaff
19:18:04
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batwench
19:18:08
AS in 50p per mile sponsorship
batwench
19:18:43
Not impressed at mrbatwench he is sat here, writiing work emails...
mrbatwench
19:19:10
Oh dear 😒
batwench
19:19:17
no dear
Mullerbiker
19:19:33
Hello everyone gonna be a noisey adience today
batwench
19:19:43
And that is just me
BartB
19:19:57
I doubt the internet on Inishturk is up to much!
batwench
19:20:02
Wow beneath Doc lucky boy
batwench
19:20:10
Someone get Doc in the chat room
maccast
19:20:11
That's what I figure
batwench
19:20:29
Mullerbiker: the feed is a while behind
batwench
19:21:08
Can Doc take my confessions. I could turn him white
db
19:21:25
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patrice
19:21:32
wayyy too early muller
DeepPan
19:21:52
Beer tasting show? :D
batwench
19:21:59
We want Gluten free beer ewen
batwench
19:22:17
It was short
maccast
19:22:19
What % is your typical beer over there?
Mullerbiker
19:22:21
batwench you have gluten free Gin
batwench
19:22:31
true but I do miss my real ale
maccast
19:22:36
I mostly drink 6-7% here and that's middle of the road
kieren2
19:22:36
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mrbatwench
19:23:02
Selection of gin!
Ewen
19:23:23
Are you lot eating Pudding?
Articmusher
19:23:28
lakes ditillery?
Articmusher
19:23:36
distillery i meant
mrbatwench
19:23:56
Think I will be designated driver for Lakes distillery day trip!
batwench
19:23:57
Articmusher: yet to visit there. Only about 15miles from where I live. Lakes gin v v good
Mullerbiker
19:24:05
Live Blog so you on 24/7 ?
DeepPan
19:24:10
Blame muller for predicting everything so accurately! :D
batwench
19:24:24
flying cars
Mullerbiker
19:24:31
DeepPan I was 100% mate
Mullerbiker
19:24:39
Dont listen to maccast
batwench
19:24:52
How did the share price do after the announcement?
Articmusher
19:24:52
I have heard it is good but yet to taste their wares Batwench
batwench
19:25:07
The Welsh One from Brecon is better though
batwench
19:25:25
And it is on special at Morrisons at the moment £18 for 70cl
Mullerbiker
19:25:31
I had a leek after all the beers Ive had
batwench
19:25:52
cheesey on toast there boyo
Articmusher
19:25:59
>>>adds to shopping list :)
batwench
19:26:35
mrbatwench: is going to have a blackberry shoved where the sun doesnt shine if he doesnt put his work phone away in the next 5 mins
Articmusher
19:27:04
sun never shines on blackberry
kieren
19:27:44
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DeepPan
19:27:57
“blackberry” & “arse”, makes me think of wrighty
batwench
19:28:22
ewen that gnt better
Articmusher
19:28:35
drop in iphone sales is why!! hoping the SE will stimulate them
Mullerbiker
19:28:38
gnt?
DeepPan
19:28:47
pace was just right
batwench
19:28:55
gin n tonic
patrice
19:29:10
Articmusher: THey always drop this time of the year
DeepPan
19:29:49
thumbs up there? :)
batwench
19:30:24
will that wait for WWDC for the techie peps later in year
Ellis
19:31:04
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Mullerbiker
19:31:19
Goes with you nylon stockings Doc?
batwench
19:31:31
saw him more as a silk man myself
DeepPan
19:31:44
i wonder if the timing of the event was more to do with their last chance to have an event at that location, which has some history with Apple and Steve
bobbeach
19:31:44
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batwench
19:31:46
Ewen why isnt Doc in the chat room
Mullerbiker
19:32:08
Ellis You muppet
Ellis
19:32:17
What's going on I can't see my messages
Mullerbiker
19:32:39
Ellis we can
DeepPan
19:32:54
Tim calling
Mullerbiker
19:33:22
DeepPan Tim speaks to me in y dreams
batwench
19:33:31
Mullerbiker: kinky
Ellis
19:33:36
Mullerbiker: u stupid
DeepPan
19:33:40
explains why they’re so wet muller
batwench
19:33:48
one day he will understand
DeepPan
19:33:48
you must be the catcher
bobbeach
19:33:56
You must have a credit card with a very high limit @patrice
Mullerbiker
19:33:57
Ellis you stinky
Ellis
19:34:05
Unfortunately I can see yours as well Mullerbiker
batwench
19:34:07
Mullerbiker: play nice
Articmusher
19:34:15
i would say the same docrock
DeepPan
19:34:22
new ipad pro has side connector
batwench
19:34:26
Someone buy Ellis new socks his have holes in them
patrice
19:34:36
@bobbeach Not high enough :P Still haven’t bought my iPad Pro
batwench
19:34:40
worse than mrbatwench
mrbatwench
19:34:51
They do have Nokia green bits though.
Ellis
19:35:02
Shhhhh it's our secret batwench 😉
batwench
19:35:29
like the fact that you like turles Ellis
Articmusher
19:35:37
still got one of them ewan :)
batwench
19:36:00
professional as ever ewen :-)
Articmusher
19:36:19
Ewen :)
Ellis
19:36:19
It's Ewen Articmusher
batwench
19:36:36
whats a vowel between friends
Mullerbiker
19:36:44
I take my Imac 27 inch with me to coffee shops :)
patrice
19:36:57
I want to see that Mullerbiker
batwench
19:36:59
Mullerbiker: that’s becasue you is a hipster
Ellis
19:37:01
I don't get the concept of vowels
DeepPan
19:37:13
how long before the bigger ipad pro is rev’d to match the specs on the new ipad pro
Mullerbiker
19:37:30
Show off :)
Articmusher
19:37:55
I have an excuse >>>scottish and dyslexic>>>ellis
Ellis
19:38:25
Waz breach batwench ?
Mullerbiker
19:38:43
And Ewen never noticed :)
Ellis
19:38:51
Articmusher: i am too
DeepPan
19:39:00
Wankers in PCWorld? Who’d have thought! :D
Articmusher
19:39:03
Ellis u r scottish?
Mullerbiker
19:39:08
Its got a Thing on the end
kieren2
19:39:09
Id never go to a PC world! John Lewis is so much better
Ellis
19:39:18
No a bit irish
Ellis
19:39:44
Mullerbiker: of what??!!
batwench
19:40:18
just seen too much of Mullerbiker pants....
Mullerbiker
19:40:21
WHY DOES IT NOT SHIP WITH THAT CHARGER????
BartB
19:40:33
it's bigger?
patrice
19:40:34
THAT is the question!
Articmusher
19:40:50
ewen have you tried with standard cable to see if it works?
batwench
19:41:13
you can tell you are in a photopgraphers studio when big lights are stored in the bath room
Ellis
19:41:53
Yea thats where he holds his photo shoots😉
DeepPan
19:42:24
its watching the cricket that does it, all those bright white pads :D
Articmusher
19:42:56
my ipad pro is from same batch as ewens then mine does the same
Mullerbiker
19:43:02
Ewen loves taking it up the arse :)
DeepPan
19:43:17
£75 to satisfy 5 guys, there’s a punchline in there somewhere
Ellis
19:43:19
Mullerbiker: hahahaha
bobbeach
19:43:37
29/12=2.41 so will the 29w charger charge 2.4x faster than the 12w ?
batwench
19:43:57
It actually gets quite warm in here
Mullerbiker
19:44:03
Gazmaz you gonna order a iphone 7 order now you might get one :)
DeepPan
19:44:36
Brose Gold
Ellis
19:44:47
Dad loves rose gold
Mullerbiker
19:44:51
PINK!
batwench
19:44:53
Its pink
Mullerbiker
19:44:54
PINK
Mullerbiker
19:44:58
PINK
Articmusher
19:45:00
pink
BartB
19:45:03
soooo not a fan of pink
batwench
19:45:20
I thought you had a cathiter fitted especially for the show ewen
DeepPan
19:45:24
those empty beer bottles come into play later
batwench
19:45:52
Sorry Rose gold just smaks of CHAV
batwench
19:46:07
and argos jewellry
Mullerbiker
19:46:11
batwench girly chav
DeepPan
19:46:32
definitly smacks of Goldie Looking Chain
Mullerbiker
19:46:47
BartB come on you gone Bro Gold too
mrbatwench
19:46:59
Only if you can buy it from hypervalue
batwench
19:47:01
Mullerbiker: you would have thought that Ewen would have bough to LG monitors with the same colour backs.
batwench
19:47:28
Poor mrbatwench and his OCD is going nuts about it here
BartB
19:47:28
as a gay man everyon things I should like pink, but I really really really really really hate it :)
batwench
19:47:57
BartB: nice to know that you are a happy chappy
kieren2
19:48:02
I can confirm as a gay man I hate pink too
BartB
19:48:21
I think it's my way of rebelling against stereotypes :)
batwench
19:48:49
I will take the pink for both of you
Mullerbiker
19:49:31
That noise was batwench moving her pussy
Ellis
19:49:41
batwench: y?
kieren2
19:49:44
feel free batwench
Mullerbiker
19:50:38
I predicted it…. Skylark terraced battery ect
DeepPan
19:50:55
I think Mac updates now are mainly press releases, keep the public events to iphone & ipad
Articmusher
19:51:21
do we need keynote for speed bump??
DeepPan
19:51:37
WWDC will be more the Pro Macs & Macbooks
Mullerbiker
19:52:01
maccast I called it I was just ahead of the game
batwench
19:52:03
DeepPan: and a new os with a stupid name
Ellis
19:52:06
I cant really tak
batwench
19:52:11
Mullerbiker: in some sort of AU
DeepPan
19:52:12
the “air” line will disappear too
Ellis
19:52:18
Talk about tech
batwench
19:52:25
Mullerbiker: swallow dont spit
patrice
19:52:34
Mullerbiker: That’s what Gene Munster has been saying about the APple HDTV for years :D
batwench
19:52:51
we nearly had a beer incident then
DeepPan
19:53:04
batchwench, is OS X too tricky then? :D
Mullerbiker
19:53:09
I think the should have a mauve or puce coloured iphone for Doc
batwench
19:53:28
mavericks, el capitain next it will be spongebiob
batwench
19:54:02
everyone needs to shout at mrbatwench as he is still doing work now
Mullerbiker
19:54:06
mrbatwench is doing his Greenie impression
DeepPan
19:54:07
the newer intel chips that have been causing all the initial power issues with Windows 10
Ellis
19:54:24
Being sat blocked in by batwench and Mullerbiker if i need a waz im dead meat
batwench
19:54:38
Ellis: use the kettle
Mullerbiker
19:54:55
Ellis No we got you socks closer we dying here
Ellis
19:55:16
Cheekey bugger
DeepPan
19:55:36
“Air” in macbook and ipad will disappear before year end, return to the Pro and non-pro lines
batwench
19:55:38
Ellis: there is an empty beer bottle next to you. your bladder cant be that big. BTW the beer bottle did not belong to him
batwench
19:56:04
Ewen dunk NEVER
mrbatwench
19:56:06
Are you dissin the blackberry Mullerbiker ?
Ellis
19:56:36
I'll back him up
batwench
19:56:36
I will put it in the loo if I catch you on it again tonight mrbatwench
patrice
19:56:43
@batwench Mullerbiker on the other hand is NEVER not drunk :P
Ewen
19:56:52
Dunk @Batwench
bobbeach
19:56:57
The current MacBook is underpowered
mrbatwench
19:56:59
😟😟😟😟😟😟😟 In trouble now!
batwench
19:57:08
patrice: Mullerbiker is the face of AA
batwench
19:57:15
IE what could happen when you drink
DocRock
19:57:25
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DocRock
19:57:30
ethos pathos logos Ewen
Ellis
19:57:32
Any thing knowing u
Mullerbiker
19:57:37
mrbatwench Me no yes
batwench
19:57:41
finalll you join doc
batwench
19:57:44
what kept you
mrbatwench
19:58:07
At least I didn't bring my chat room BB playbook
Mullerbiker
19:58:26
patrice Im never sober!
Ellis
19:58:37
Ohhhhhh banta
batwench
19:58:51
Ah there is nowt like exchanging insults via text when you are sat next to each other when you don’t want to piss of ewen
Ellis
19:58:54
Mullerbiker: yea sure ur not
Mullerbiker
19:59:16
Ellis Yes I might be
batwench
19:59:33
I am sure that DocRock could be very talented with his mouth not just vocally
bobbeach
19:59:34
What a salesman?
Ellis
19:59:39
Mullerbiker: definately
Mullerbiker
19:59:48
Ellis possibly
Ellis
20:00:24
Mullerbiker: nope 100% definately
DeepPan
20:00:35
Tim is more from operations. Steve was marketing, through and through
Mullerbiker
20:00:47
Ellis 50/50
Ellis
20:01:00
No Mullerbiker 100%
maccast
20:01:07
Exactly @DeepPan. Steve also was more spirtiual
batwench
20:01:10
Tim was buggered on both fronts with the FBI thing. He would have been critised if he hadn’t said anything and he was critised that he did.
Mullerbiker
20:01:25
batwench Tim was Buggared?
batwench
20:01:33
Alledily
BartB
20:01:35
I'm certianly not going to criticise Tim for how Apple have handled the FBI thing
batwench
20:01:47
Allegedly?
BartB
20:01:53
I'm really impressed with how Apple have handled all this
batwench
20:02:20
If the FBI cant crack the way to get into the phone it just proves that the private sector has the best people to be able to do that
mrbatwench
20:02:21
Once FBI made the case public Apple were left little choice to respond as they did.
Mullerbiker
20:02:24
BartB Tim has made a pigs ear playing in the court of Fanbouydom. He will pay
DeepPan
20:02:26
some of the other guys, like Craig, are good at telling the story and showing the advantages
batwench
20:02:53
I have decied that BartB will make it on to the next moise list. Love his voice
Mullerbiker
20:02:54
Englishmen are cool ;)
batwench
20:03:08
prefer the celtic lot
DeepPan
20:03:11
Steve played the orchestra
BartB
20:03:18
thanks BatWentch :)
Mullerbiker
20:03:18
They taking ManUre to toliet too
Gazmaz
20:03:43
Conducted @DeepPan
DeepPan
20:03:59
that to Gazmaz :D
bobbeach
20:04:55
The emperors of rome controlled the mob with an army!
Mullerbiker
20:05:00
Ewen Look Ellis is on Gin and orange
Mullerbiker
20:05:48
Tim listens cause his my mate
DeepPan
20:06:00
the bulb has blown in his white room
batwench
20:06:09
JOnny wasnt there becuase some one moved something in his room and his OCD kicked in
Ellis
20:06:16
batwench: I like ur keyboard
DeepPan
20:06:34
show title
batwench
20:06:50
Ellis: stickers I got on Amazon
bobbeach
20:06:54
Neither the SE or 9.7 ipad pro was new tech. So no Ive needed
mrbatwench
20:06:58
<< Leaves the chat room
Ellis
20:07:05
batwench: cool
Mullerbiker
20:07:07
Johhhnnnneeeyyyy is your fiend
Ellis
20:07:34
How do u costs miser the apple key board
batwench
20:07:36
They used to make condoms out of sheep and pig guts…. Usless fact for you
kieren2
20:07:50
<< Leaves the chat room
Gazmaz
20:07:54
And that from DeepPan :)
BartB
20:07:59
is white a good colour for conoms? Or rose gold?
Articmusher
20:08:15
you make the SE sound like a haggis :)
Mullerbiker
20:08:17
Johnnny is too busy talking to me
Ellis
20:08:21
They also made them out of leather
kieren
20:08:26
>> Joins the chat room
GBRedneck
20:08:31
>> Joins the chat room
Ellis
20:08:46
Ewen u have
DeepPan
20:09:03
sober! how dare you! :D
batwench
20:09:11
TUFO BOY not man enough to eat meat
kieren
20:09:31
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
20:10:20
Tofuboy LLLLLOOOOOSSSSEERRRRR
batwench
20:11:15
Ewen: different cultures have different ideas of what is explit
Mullerbiker
20:11:17
You can tell @batwench is here I had to open the toilet door and lift the seat
BartB
20:11:22
soooooooooo hard not to swaer right now
BartB
20:11:37
every Irish bone in my body wants to let loose a barage of fucks!
batwench
20:11:52
Ellis: has the best parents with Ewen and S. They are fab
Mullerbiker
20:12:21
I think Ewen can do it topless :)
batwench
20:12:27
I work in engineering this is nowt compared with what I put up with in work
DeepPan
20:12:58
challenge accepted! :D
Ellis
20:13:03
I think the iPad pro is very good but it's features about the not being able to charge it while using it is putting it down in terms of rating for charges get it a less time of charge and can make ur time using it for business can fail
Ellis
20:13:17
Is it ending?
batwench
20:13:44
I am seen as seen as one of the lads with my sense of humour. I belive in equality and diversity. I take the piss out of everyone in equal measures
Ellis
20:13:44
Ewen: is the show ending
maccast
20:13:50
Nope @Ellis still go the vool things
maccast
20:13:54
Nope @Ellis still go the cool things
Gazmaz
20:14:06
Vool I want vool :)
Mullerbiker
20:14:08
Ellis your a muppet
batwench
20:14:13
still 3/4hr until BIG SHOW. Now that is the post watershed shoe
Ellis
20:14:30
Mullerbiker: cool good to know
batwench
20:14:39
Mullerbiker: You’re a Muppet. Please use correct version. He is still at school.
Ellis
20:15:46
That almost made me spit my orange juice out Mullerbiker Ewen batwench
DocRock
20:16:12
Oh so the FBI finally proves they were full of shit minutes before hearing and say oh wait we have someone that can unlock the phone. (The same someone we all know about from phone data migrations Celabrite) and we are just gonna not mention that shit?
DocRock
20:16:46
Cellebrite sorry
Mullerbiker
20:17:00
We 30 seconds behind on Video…..
BartB
20:17:03
I think the FBI only ever wanted the precedent. Why else use a phone almost everyone thinks has nothing on it
Mullerbiker
20:17:08
He wont Edit
BartB
20:17:11
I think this was their escape plan all along
batwench
20:17:17
Sorry ewen
BartB
20:17:27
"oh shot - this is not going our way - pull the escape hatch"
Ellis
20:17:28
I spat juice on my iPad
maccast
20:17:30
With that shot in the middle of their sponsor segment wonder if they will up or cancel their sponsorship?
patrice
20:17:30
Mullerbiker: No.. He will forget as always :P
DeepPan
20:17:30
put the pint glass next to the toilet and muller won’t be able to p!ss into either of them #LawnSprinkler
Mullerbiker
20:18:45
Ewen has them scewed into his scull
batwench
20:19:05
AWESOME SAUCE. Mrbatwench was looking at getting Hoya glasses for himself
Ellis
20:19:09
What screwed in his head
batwench
20:19:44
Ellis: glasses
batwench
20:19:55
I would recommend Hoya glasses
batwench
20:20:07
There is cute lad out there
Ellis
20:20:07
Hahahahaahaha ewen
Mullerbiker
20:20:09
Ellis were not talking to you
kieren
20:20:29
>> Joins the chat room
Ellis
20:20:30
Miller biker: oh ok
Mullerbiker
20:20:31
Ewen gone to toliet… you can talk shit
DeepPan
20:20:36
go for the cheek
batwench
20:20:42
he is having one
maccast
20:20:54
Quiet in the peanut gallery!!!
batwench
20:20:56
no sound ewen
Ellis
20:21:02
Go on do it
Mullerbiker
20:21:11
I think were gonna have to give it a30 mins
batwench
20:21:24
hold on my sound pack went off
DeepPan
20:21:44
pocket protectors at 20 yards!
Ellis
20:21:46
It's the 4 of us
BartB
20:21:50
bartb.ie/pbs
batwench
20:21:56
no more gin for ewen
batwench
20:22:04
he is getting emotional
DeepPan
20:22:33
Ellis, as the responsible one there, can you keep them in line please? :)
Mullerbiker
20:23:15
Should we do the BartB man?
batwench
20:23:21
Well Mrbatwench is now on the soft drinks. he has to look after ne
mrbatwench
20:23:29
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batwench
20:23:45
Mullerbiker: most of the kids on here wont know what that is
mrbatwench
20:23:46
Have returned with more tonic
Mullerbiker
20:23:55
You can buy them in Supermarket!
Ellis
20:24:18
How the heck did we go from a tech show to a kitchen show
batwench
20:24:29
For some reason Mullerbiker only bought 1 bottle of tonic for ewen when I brought 1/5 ltr gin
BartB
20:24:32
cleaning computers is a big deal :)
DeepPan
20:24:34
Adam’s touching cloth on a podcast #YesItsChildish :)
BartB
20:24:46
warning to everyone - touch my screen with your finger and you DIE!
Mullerbiker
20:24:47
I can get 3 for a £5
Ellis
20:24:57
Hahahahahahahhaahaha
batwench
20:25:14
As a wise man once said ion the Photo show slack room “the top cleaning cloth you have is the one you have with you"
Mullerbiker
20:25:29
Waitrose to a smooth one that got a few
DeepPan
20:26:20
is alexa still US only?
batwench
20:26:44
BartB: what if we touch it with something else
BartB
20:26:56
probably worse :)
BartB
20:27:17
there are time that having an imagination is a negative - this is one of those times
Mullerbiker
20:27:46
Ellis Your a Donkey
Articmusher
20:27:57
docrock not in uk amazon store
DocRock
20:28:05
well then
batwench
20:28:10
Mullerbiker: “You’re” GET IT RIGHT
DocRock
20:28:19
Ellis that bad language sir
DocRock
20:28:21
hahahaha
Mullerbiker
20:28:23
Ellis Either a Donkey or an Ass your chose
patrice
20:28:38
ttp://sonoair.mihosoft.eu/
Ellis
20:28:45
Mullerbiker: ass is better
Mullerbiker
20:29:00
Ellis your ass is big
Ellis
20:29:28
U spelt choice wrong
Articmusher
20:29:30
patrice do you get it to run on amazon prime music on sonus
batwench
20:29:34
Ewen I think we need to remove Mullerbiker from the audience he is a bad influence
mrbatwench
20:29:54
You brought the gin dear!
Ellis
20:29:59
Mullerbiker: urns is bigger
batwench
20:30:13
mrbatwench: Mullerbiker isnt drinking it
patrice
20:30:13
@Articmusher I’m not using prime music. but if you can airplay it, then YES
Mullerbiker
20:30:21
batwench I pride myself on being a bad influence who elsae get Ewen to be drunken Sweary host
Articmusher
20:30:39
Patrice will give it a blast
batwench
20:30:53
Mullerbiker: good point. It is much more fun to be a bad influence than a good example.
Mullerbiker
20:30:59
Fudge factor?
batwench
20:31:11
Mullerbiker: don’t go thefre
Ellis
20:31:14
Ohh a mouse
Mullerbiker
20:31:20
Tiny wrists
batwench
20:31:32
I want to say something but Ellis is here....
DeepPan
20:31:39
Is “Big Hans” your stage name?
Ellis
20:31:44
Go ahead I won't look
DeepPan
20:32:31
“It’s really big and feels nice in the hand” Thanks for noticing :D
batwench
20:32:37
Ellis: private chat is available
Ellis
20:32:41
Hahahahhahahahahahaha
Ellis
20:32:48
Oh ok batwench
Ellis
20:33:26
Dad is it really big and feels nice in the hand
batwench
20:33:51
I must admit Amaxon are good when it comes to sending the wrong stuff out. They have withdrawn I lip liner I let them know that they were sending out the wrong colour
Ellis
20:33:56
Hhahahahaahahhahaha jk
Mullerbiker
20:33:58
Ellis ELLISSS
batwench
20:34:00
Ellis: !!!!!!!!!!!!
batwench
20:34:23
Mullerbiker: we are so innocent of that one!
batwench
20:35:03
Ewen: as they would say in political circles “you are emotional"
batwench
20:35:31
mrbatwench: stop pointing and buy me one
Mullerbiker
20:35:32
The Simpsons?
batwench
20:35:44
WE LOVE THE BartB
batwench
20:35:54
BartB: is deffo on the moie list
Articmusher
20:35:59
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BartB
20:36:00
It's nice to be so welcomed - thanks folks!
DeepPan
20:36:09
And shout up more BartB :)
Mullerbiker
20:36:09
maccast in wrongville….. listen to me
BartB
20:36:09
Thanks Doc
batwench
20:36:15
Ewen: most people are
Ellis
20:36:23
Anyone is Ewen
batwench
20:37:04
Ewen: you could scarew the world and get mrbatwench on
mrbatwench
20:37:14
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20:37:27
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maccast
20:37:30
@mullerbiker I do listen to you, i just choose to promptly forget 90% of what is said.
batwench
20:37:37
I scared you that much
Mullerbiker
20:37:41
Who coming to Ellis funeral…. its in the next couple of weeks
batwench
20:37:57
Ewen: you could have the audience as your other guest we will behave
Ellis
20:37:58
Don't worry I can run fast
Mullerbiker
20:38:11
maccast Im just that good :)
batwench
20:38:19
SCREAMING LIKE A TEACHER
BartB
20:38:27
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mrbatwench
20:38:43
At least you have practice dear!
bobbeach
20:39:04
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DeepPan
20:39:57
muller can aim a camera as accurately as he pisses! :D
batwench
20:40:24
Oh the nuclear security lot are so going to be having me
patrice
20:40:32
Thanks chat room!
Gazmaz
20:40:35
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DocRock
20:40:44
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DeepPan
20:41:51
Technical Director is in shot
mrbatwench
20:42:45
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Ellis
20:42:50
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kieren
20:43:24
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Ewen
20:43:28
Here are the links for today’s Mac show:
Ewen
20:43:33
Cool things:
patrice_
20:43:36
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patrice
20:43:57
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DeepPan
20:45:36
surprised muller didn’t piss on the door :D
ljpuk
20:47:13
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DeepPan
20:47:32
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Peter
20:47:37
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ljpuk
20:48:58
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ljpuk
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batwench
20:52:13
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JackieHern
20:52:16
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batwench
20:52:33
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patrice
20:53:52
House of cards has been back for over a month
patrice
20:54:02
The british version was awesome, too!
patrice
20:54:10
Very 80s, though :P
tobylloyd
20:55:23
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JackieHern
20:56:11
Love the British version!
JeffG
20:57:17
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DeepPan
20:58:00
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DeepPan
20:58:20
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campionuk
20:58:24
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tobylloyd
21:00:11
i feel a tiny bit sick
mrbatwench
21:00:22
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ljpuk
21:00:31
im sat right here guys
DeepPan
21:00:58
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Ewen
21:01:01
JackieHern Line 4 if you fancy coming on the show
JackieHern
21:01:13
Yay! thanks, excited to be back on...darn, I can't stick around long enough :( I'd love to be back on sometime though!
Ewen
21:01:53
OK @JackieHern We’ll stick you in the rotation
Ellis
21:02:14
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JackieHern
21:02:29
Thanks Ewen!
tobylloyd
21:02:38
Stop the bickering!
bobbeach
21:03:49
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tobylloyd
21:04:22
Heddlu
mrbatwench
21:04:32
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tobylloyd
21:06:37
Is video 4 the audience reaction
bobbeach
21:06:39
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tobylloyd
21:07:21
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tobylloyd
21:07:25
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tobylloyd
21:07:57
Hitler Loving Sex Robot! JEFF! lol
batwench
21:07:57
Ewen: there is normlly a reason why i do it
mrbatwench
21:08:32
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Ellis
21:08:41
The launch of the PlayStation® brand was a sensation. In the very first weekend, more than 100,000 units were sold. In the first six months, over a million were sold. In April 1997, with nearly 4 million PlayStation® game consoles in North America, we found a way to strengthen our bond with PlayStation® owners even more. Our interactive relationship marketing program, PlayStation® Underground, gives us the opportunity
Ellis
21:08:41
to recognize and reward our loyal gamers. Members of the PlayStation®Underground can feel as though they belong to a subculture of intense gamers by experiencing new game challenges and getting the scoop on upcoming games, merchandise, and special offers.
tobylloyd
21:12:00
Lets keep it light ^^^ :P
Ellis
21:13:09
I have a ps4
mrbatwench
21:13:54
Still very good price compared to the competitors.
batwench
21:14:19
Star Wars Battlefront - v pretty buyt not so hot for single player
Ellis
21:14:38
Online is good
Ellis
21:15:00
I've got star wars battlefront
ljpuk
21:15:39
love battlefront
batwench
21:15:41
Ellis: I have no friends to play with
batwench
21:15:48
On xbox one
ljpuk
21:15:57
im cymru_lp on PS if anyone has one
Ellis
21:16:00
batwench: on ps4?
Ellis
21:16:27
Im superpizza118
ljpuk
21:16:36
nice name!
Ellis
21:16:39
I hav a ps
batwench
21:16:42
I have to ask, with the PS virtual thing can I use the ‘wand’ for more interactivity
batwench
21:16:53
Ellis: I am an xbox one bunnykitty
mrbatwench
21:17:05
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batwench
21:17:40
I will say that ‘adult industry’ are great pushers of new industrry
tobylloyd
21:18:26
Did someone say Adult Industry VR?!
Mullerbiker
21:18:27
End of the day it was sweaty
batwench
21:18:36
Mrbatwench ended up but a google cardboard after the bash - I dont think he has used it since
batwench
21:18:55
We may try it on my 81 yr old mam when I next go down
batwench
21:19:33
Occulaus was fab, I am sure it was the guy who brought it down though was 50% of the experience he was fab and so was his block
tobylloyd
21:23:16
Just stick a fan up
batwench
21:24:27
Who has the cat
DeepPan
21:24:48
Is VR just going to be another 3D?
batwench
21:24:48
Is that you JeffG is your cat tehre
JeffG
21:25:01
Yep. Nightshade says "hi."
batwench
21:25:04
DeepPan: not another jaws
batwench
21:25:21
Big fussed to Nightshade
batwench
21:26:24
Need more furry pussy’s on bog show
ljpuk
21:26:50
noooooooooooo
DeepPan
21:27:27
pre-crime?
tobylloyd
21:27:29
Jeffs not feeling the face strapons
mrbatwench
21:28:34
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batwench
21:29:13
mrbatwench: thank you sweetie from myself and Ellis
Ewen
21:30:23
Sorry @MrBatwench
Ewen
21:31:50
@Ellis can i have an ice cuber pls
mrbatwench
21:32:53
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Mullerbiker
21:33:04
Sobering :)
mrbatwench
21:33:08
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batwench
21:33:28
Mullerbiker: fill glass of water swill around them empyty
batwench
21:33:37
add whiskey
batwench
21:33:57
told that at Pendryn distillery - it breaks up the mol;ecules
Ellis
21:35:12
Sorry haven't been in the chat I will start again
JeffG
21:36:19
I did! Good thing I have Amazon Prime.
Ellis
21:36:41
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batwench
21:36:58
mrbatwench: makes an excellent bar maid
Mullerbiker
21:37:05
JeffG batwench is blowing you kisses
JeffG
21:37:26
I see that. I think it just got hot in here.
batwench
21:37:43
nah that will be lights
ljpuk
21:37:43
keep it down you two, im sat right here... :)
Mullerbiker
21:37:45
Turned you hair pink batwench
batwench
21:38:00
Ewen: they have now put in air con
mrbatwench
21:38:21
They have simulators for all the reactors. And upgraded them all a few years back.
Ellis
21:40:30
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Ewen
21:40:32
Wher the fuck are the cat noises coming from ?
mrbatwench
21:41:14
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batwench
21:41:58
Ellis: too much oj will attch you to the loo
DeepPan
21:42:07
learning social skills from twitter, what could possibly go wrong! :D
Ellis
21:42:10
Hahahahahahha
mrbatwench
21:42:44
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batwench
21:42:51
no I think not ewen
DeepPan
21:43:19
Did Tay say “Give me your boots, your jacket, and your motorcycle!”?
DeepPan
21:47:31
Twitter trolls are all thinking they need to seriously up their game
ljpuk
21:47:59
def asking for trouble
DeepPan
21:51:03
perhaps the experiment is that they have multiple profiles, different genders and age, and see how other twitter users intereact with each profile, and the ammount of followers?
Mullerbiker
21:52:31
8444 follows :)
Mullerbiker
21:52:43
well 844
DeepPan
21:52:47
the tay character could be a copy of a teen female celeb
campionuk
21:55:39
Anyone else getting a stuttering visual feed ? unsure if its just my connection..
DeepPan
21:55:51
you’re assuming that tay is the ONLY character they’ve put out there in this experiment
ljpuk
21:56:04
i tend to turn video off sometimes when it gets bad
campionuk
21:56:17
just done that Lee, cheers mate
campionuk
21:58:17
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Ellis
21:58:25
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campionuk
21:58:31
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Mullerbiker
21:59:01
batwench is feeding gollom
ljpuk
21:59:05
looks like the drinks are going down well at BTN Prime
Ellis
21:59:33
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campionuk
21:59:41
Bank Hol tomorrow Lee.. needs must..
Ellis
21:59:55
Daddy? Ewe
mrbatwench
21:59:59
Yup only about a third of the gin left.
ljpuk
22:00:18
gin! here we go
SwampRat
22:00:20
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22:01:27
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22:01:55
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JeffG
22:02:01
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DeepPan
22:02:09
just a different slant on the data
JeffG
22:02:11
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22:02:22
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mrbatwench
22:02:46
Oh dear..........
ljpuk
22:03:01
here goes...
mrbatwench
22:03:05
Danger BTN Danger!
patrice
22:03:41
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jamescaff
22:03:44
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tobylloyd
22:03:48
I'm always asking Siri for favours ;)
batwench
22:04:26
Ellis: can you please bacxk the oj
Ewen
22:04:38
@MrBatwench is ther any TOnic in this?
mrbatwench
22:05:03
Some possibly not much!
DeepPan
22:05:18
tracking movement of the car
campionuk
22:05:32
Mouth like an arabs flip flop in the morning @ewen
tobylloyd
22:05:40
Because if a reg goes through thats not in the database
Ewen
22:05:50
GIn doesnt affect me that badly @CampionUK
tobylloyd
22:05:51
they no theres a problem
batwench
22:05:55
according to Ewen I am trying to get him drunk with gin
mrbatwench
22:07:03
Having seen how much gin the two of you have drunk I am inclined to concur.
batwench
22:07:11
swansea - rules
ljpuk
22:07:34
cardiff...
DeepPan
22:08:08
Auto plate recognition will stay running against all CCTV, to automatically track where the car has been and when
ljpuk
22:08:25
even car parks log who is in and out
ljpuk
22:08:33
wonder where that goes
tobylloyd
22:08:43
Tescos use it
batwench
22:08:43
you unfortuataly have brad pitt
tobylloyd
22:09:05
to link your car and your clubcard
batwench
22:09:21
I keep on forgetting that we are on the video feed toniht
ljpuk
22:09:23
that sounds dodgy, eeek
campionuk
22:09:44
thats interesting @tobylloyd I didnt realise that
ljpuk
22:10:01
@batwench seeing lots of drinks being poured :)
campionuk
22:10:17
how do they know which clubcard is in which car @tobylloyd ?
batwench
22:10:24
ljpuk: gin, excellent welsh gin
tobylloyd
22:10:51
When you drive into a tesco fuel station they can link your car and your card at the fuel pumps
batwench
22:11:03
I really wish I could make it to the show every thursday - I like taking part
tobylloyd
22:11:35
only if you use the pay at pump
campionuk
22:12:16
Of course, should have realised.. so they take pump transaction plate and payment data to link.. thats dodgy if they aren't declaring that on an opt in system.. although suspect buried deep in T&C's..
tobylloyd
22:12:17
however, if they had face recognition they could track loads of things
tobylloyd
22:12:36
what isles in the shop you spend most time on
batwench
22:15:01
GCHQ can get in
tobylloyd
22:15:06
it's in a cupboard
tobylloyd
22:15:11
with a locked door
DeepPan
22:15:18
nothing like backing up with some facts muller! :D
tobylloyd
22:15:52
The database must be on the internet if they scan it used thier cars ;)
tobylloyd
22:16:01
using*
mrbatwench
22:16:26
Most hacks are related to insider threats
tobylloyd
22:17:58
It's built using very secure Microsoft Access
batwench
22:18:14
tobylloyd: hahahahahahahahhahahahbbbwbwaahhahahahahahah
mrbatwench
22:18:17
Government will have to mandate improved cyber security for all telecoms companies if they want them to keep 2 years of customer data.
ljpuk
22:18:26
its probably a few XLS files
AndyColeman
22:18:53
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tobylloyd
22:19:04
The best bit of Excel is scrolling to the bottom
DeepPan
22:19:06
there will always be a route in
tobylloyd
22:19:10
it can be done!
ljpuk
22:19:32
waits for it...
Mullerbiker
22:19:43
Explicit tag
tobylloyd
22:19:59
'I need to work on the database at home, I'm just going to put it on my USB stick' :)
mrbatwench
22:20:30
Very hard to to make a system secure from a targeted advanced threat.
ljpuk
22:20:45
if its got any cables going to it its vunerable
DeepPan
22:21:28
it’s very easy to re-enable those
tobylloyd
22:23:20
I found a picture of the secure database
DeepPan
22:24:05
so, if someone broke in and stole those drives …… ?
Ellis
22:25:23
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mrbatwench
22:26:04
Does it have a siren to go with the flashing light?
tobylloyd
22:26:28
I'd imagine so
batwench
22:26:33
i think there may be a reason why I am not on the show as a regular
DeepPan
22:26:36
in those sort of contracts, would it usually be stated that all material and copies are handed back to the company at the end of the project
DeepPan
22:27:03
the perception of security and safety
batwench
22:27:23
Ewen: they should put that all in the contract at the beginning. Its there fault for not doing so
batwench
22:27:36
scope and purpose
mrbatwench
22:27:59
Relax dear
batwench
22:28:17
I know my BP tablets wont help
mrbatwench
22:28:29
Steady.......
tobylloyd
22:28:33
Maybe the content they asked you to film, was allowed to be released?
batwench
22:28:44
Blame project management and what is written down
batwench
22:28:58
Ewen: am I as bad as kelly?
batwench
22:29:34
Ewen: now you know how mrbatwench feels when I shout at the show in the house
batwench
22:30:02
ellis ice please
batwench
22:30:49
mrbatwench: makes an excellent barmaid
tobylloyd
22:31:32
I'm not fussed tbh
Ellis
22:31:43
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tobylloyd
22:31:46
My NHS data is nationwide
tobylloyd
22:32:06
Facebook probably know everything about me
batwench
22:33:06
tobylloyd: my legacy inrofmation and currenlty is really bad. Hell I recokon that where I work they already can get into everything and know all about me
batwench
22:33:51
i know its bad - so i am open
DeepPan
22:34:34
its a magic phone number
DeepPan
22:35:15
1-800-Bobbys-Helmet :D
tobylloyd
22:35:27
When all is said and done, as long as this database, secure or not, reduces uninsured drivers, it's a good idea
campionuk
22:35:39
lol DeepPan
Mullerbiker
22:35:48
Im not 23
Mullerbiker
22:35:56
Im not even me
DeepPan
22:36:12
You mean “FaceBook Inc”? :D
AndyColeman
22:36:47
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mrbatwench
22:37:21
I made batwench a snazzy tin foil hat at christmas one year.
Mullerbiker
22:37:51
THankgod the internet didnt exist when I was ellis age
tobylloyd
22:38:03
Someone else could have been screen capturing
Mullerbiker
22:39:18
Think this story would Ewen up ;)
SwampRat
22:39:39
I've never been much worried over what I've put online.
mrbatwench
22:40:14
I think you might be right Mullerbiker
GBRedneck
22:40:51
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Mullerbiker
22:41:15
SwampRat nor me cause im 55 but kids these days dont realise
tobylloyd
22:41:43
So do they suggest you call them, which is not recorded
Mullerbiker
22:41:57
Thats because your BATWENCH
SwampRat
22:41:59
Mullerbiker: Yeah, I'm 50. I stopped caring what people know about ME ages ago. :-)
Mullerbiker
22:42:59
SwampRat but if your history comes back to haunt you. I know two places I worked that searched your social network
batwench
22:43:04
you’re is what you are looking for Mullerbiker
ljpuk
22:43:22
i still use DAY ONE classic, no way im going to use that new version
SwampRat
22:43:54
Mullerbiker: For the most part, my social network is extremely boring. :-)
batwench
22:44:03
I know that “the man” is folllwoing me
Ellis
22:45:38
Who's the man?
Mullerbiker
22:48:19
Freeking battery
Ellis
22:48:26
Good night everyone good show
campionuk
22:48:37
Night Ellis !!
mrbatwench
22:49:12
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Mullerbiker
22:49:23
campionuk Hes in kicking distanance
campionuk
22:50:08
And Mark at Hoya is a bloody good guy !!
Ellis
22:52:26
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mrbatwench
22:53:28
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mrbatwench
22:56:12
Look at photos
batwench
22:57:20
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SwampRat
22:58:53
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batwench
22:58:53
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batwench
22:59:28
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Mullerbiker
22:59:48
Theres been a new Star Wars Movie?
mrbatwench
22:59:50
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batwench
23:00:04
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batwench
23:00:37
Part of star wars was filmed 15 miles from my house
Mullerbiker
23:01:08
and when the found out batwench they cut it :)
mrbatwench
23:01:33
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batwench
23:01:56
Mullerbiker: come up and stay
batwench
23:02:04
Ewen: we have two here
batwench
23:02:59
HELLO JUstice League comics
batwench
23:03:33
OK I am looking foward to Suicide Squad film
campionuk
23:03:55
So am I @Batwench
ljpuk
23:04:50
civil war!!
mrbatwench
23:06:00
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DeepPan
23:06:21
He wears pants, but not always his own! :D
JackieHern
23:06:54
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mrbatwench
23:09:49
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Mullerbiker
23:10:39
Campionuk doing his Cilla impression lorra lorra
batwench
23:10:45
just boght
batwench
23:11:06
ewen we have a cool thing
Mullerbiker
23:12:44
batwench has one.
Mullerbiker
23:13:28
Oh I can do that called the Retirement show
ljpuk
23:15:23
i want one now
ljpuk
23:16:08
buy on amazon and return if it doesnt work
tobylloyd
23:17:26
Augmented Reality Vacuum
campionuk
23:17:51
Is this the longest Big Show yet ?
batwench
23:18:14
campionuk: not yet
ljpuk
23:18:23
got woken up a 2am so flagging a bit... ;)
ljpuk
23:18:42
prod me if my eyes are closed :)
campionuk
23:18:48
You're doing well @lpjuk
campionuk
23:18:58
*Ljpuk
DeepPan
23:19:21
a hod-dud-dud-der
mrbatwench
23:19:34
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ljpuk
23:19:55
nothing wrong with a star wars pick :)
mrbatwench
23:21:36
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batwench
23:21:51
And I broke the the show….
campionuk
23:22:58
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DeepPan
23:23:06
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batwench
23:23:07
I think that myself and Mullerbiker should be a regular double act on the show. What do people think?
campionuk
23:23:10
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ljpuk
23:23:26
they would be long shows :)
ljpuk
23:23:32
not complaining BTW :)
batwench
23:23:37
ljpuk: but funnier
tobylloyd
23:24:04
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campionuk
23:24:38
I've run out of beer......
batwench
23:24:57
campionuk: nnnnnooooooooo
mrbatwench
23:25:17
Nearly out of gin here too
batwench
23:26:05
we scared him
campionuk
23:27:05
Ewen you need to put that on swap-shop dude !!!
batwench
23:28:26
Silver is a better conducter but gold is seen by normal people as a better deal
batwench
23:29:13
trust me I am an engineer
mrbatwench
23:30:25
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mrbatwench
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mrbatwench
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batwench
23:37:36
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Mullerbiker
23:42:46
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ljpuk
23:47:17
im going to have to head off in a min guys, great show :)
campionuk
23:51:15
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campionuk
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campionuk
23:51:33
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Ewen
23:51:40
Thanks Everyone
ljpuk
23:52:46
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JeffG
23:53:49
Bye, gang!
JeffG
23:54:16
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Ewen
23:57:31
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