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        Hello all…… 
      
     
    
      
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        @maccast you ready to eat humble pie :)
      
     
    
      
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        Hey @mullerbiker
      
     
    
      
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        maccast you dialling in today Ewen asking
      
     
    
      
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        I mostly want to know why @beetree stole my #maccast channel
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
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        I mostly want to know why @beetee stole my #maccast channel
      
     
    
      
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        Don’t know have they buzzed off with it
      
     
    
      
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        Well I sort of need it today and would like it back
      
     
    
      
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        maccast are you on the show tonight
      
     
    
    
      
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        Does anyone know who @beetee is?
      
     
    
      
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        Beetee was he in the hunger games?
      
     
    
      
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        For anyone here. Looks like @beetee hijacked my old Maccast channel, so I've set up a new channel at #themaccast
      
     
    
      
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        tobylloyd
      
      
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        HELLO!
      
     
    
      
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        everyone a bit excited? :D
      
     
    
      
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        DeepPan if I say no would that offend?
      
     
    
      
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        tobylloyd Hello
      
     
    
      
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        No Mullerbiker, no one takes any notice of you anyway ;)
      
     
    
    
      
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        I'm a tiny bit excited :) but tk
      
     
    
      
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        Mullerbiker, did Greenie sell you his blackberry?
      
     
    
      
        tobylloyd
      
      
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        it seems ofd
      
     
    
      
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        ffs* my fingers wont type 
      
     
    
      
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        I’m very intrigued. Last keynote was a good one, so hoping that the days of lame are past
      
     
    
      
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        i  hope they have something special to tell us
      
     
    
      
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        i just get this feeling I'm going to be underwelmed
      
     
    
      
        tobylloyd
      
      
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        Maybe Tim will get arrested live on stage :P
      
     
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
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        Well last two have been good keynotes, only the Eddie CUe Dancing Apple Music one was shite
      
     
    
      
        tobylloyd
      
      
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        I miss Craigs hair :D
      
     
    
      
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        How are we all watching? Apple TV? Browser?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        Samsung designers have AutoCAD fired up while they’re locked in a room to watch the Apple Keynote :D
      
     
    
    
      
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        Hello Jabba
      
     
    
      
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        We are a GOGO!
      
     
    
      
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        afternoon all
      
     
    
      
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        Well hello all
      
     
    
      
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        Evening all
      
     
    
    
    
      
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        Stuck at work so spare a thought. Gonna miss the whole thing if its only an hour
      
     
    
      
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        Beats1 aka ShiteFM! :D
      
     
    
      
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        keynote audio jumping like mad
      
     
    
      
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        Adam is on the beer again? All “fighty” :D
      
     
    
    
      
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        It has far more effect when Adam says it :D
      
     
    
      
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        Ewen: Have you got the keynote audio on?
      
     
    
    
      
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        Samsung designers have AutoCAD fired up while they’re locked in a room to watch the Apple Keynote :D
      
     
    
      
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        i sit me or can you all hear the keynote music…  I cant
      
     
    
      
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        smok hell
      
     
    
      
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        hello
      
     
    
      
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        Get Paulums in! :)
      
     
    
      
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        Apple car and gaming consle
      
     
    
      
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        You’ll are eat SH1T
      
     
    
      
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        I’m still not sure what market the SE is addressing? The emerging markets? Smaller screen?
      
     
    
      
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        the people who are not us
      
     
    
      
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        new os system with a bloody stpid name ewen
      
     
    
      
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        Could this just be the keynote that cuts prices across the board.
      
     
    
      
        tobylloyd
      
      
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        We are live
      
     
    
      
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        A bit of Sia
      
     
    
      
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        YEAH GADS Mr Batwench has come home 2 hours early. Home for the apple announcment!
      
     
    
      
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        did he catch you?
      
     
    
      
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        the SE is basically the muggle phone with Apple Pay.
      
     
    
      
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        quick, in the wardrobe everyone! :D
      
     
    
      
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        macbook update would be nice.  My 3 years of applecare are just about up
      
     
    
      
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        Has Muller been snorting the toilet cleaner again?
      
     
    
      
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        bingo cards at the ready
      
     
    
      
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        I’m hoping for watchface partnership
      
     
    
      
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        its like 6am in Honolulu.  He’s still asleep probably
      
     
    
      
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        Funky music
      
     
    
      
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        Stupid name for OS will be there
      
     
    
      
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        security, security, security
      
     
    
      
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        Yeah gads, they are younger than me!
      
     
    
      
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        I need to remember that I still have to work in an hour
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        But how many devices running windows?
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
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        My apologies to @beetee
      
     
    
      
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        ok BenRoethig will remind you hopefully
      
     
    
      
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        too many batwench.  too many
      
     
    
      
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        batwench: loads with it loaded but running?
      
     
    
      
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        We’re going to unlock all the iPhones, and release a new iOS that we can’t unlock!
      
     
    
      
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        with great devices come great responsibility 
      
     
    
      
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        iphone to get iphone edge :) copying Samsung
      
     
    
      
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        unless he’s going to announce security changes
      
     
    
      
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        Bulldhit rising
      
     
    
      
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        Bullshit even
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
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        Ewens is their keynote
      
     
    
      
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        Tim, you won’t like Ewen when he’s angry
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        Mr Batwench is surprised that Amazon sells Brecon Gin on Amazon with Prime .
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
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        FANBOUYS lapping it up
      
     
    
    
      
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        NAzi
      
     
    
      
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        Tims taht word that begins with C
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        a woman! here!! :D
      
     
    
      
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        batwench I can get it in one hour :)
      
     
    
      
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        Why does he keep on look like he is praying like a buddisht monk 
      
     
    
      
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        Come on 45 secs  rather hear tha than another 2 mins on beats
      
     
    
      
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        iRecycling 
      
     
    
      
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        Why are they all wearing black with a black background. Looks like bobbing heads.
      
     
    
      
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        They said that apple is using 100% reunewal enagy
      
     
    
      
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        Thats using apple empoyee poo to power the heating :)
      
     
    
      
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        Horse
      
      
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        That is impressive
      
     
    
      
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        Theoretically Nuclear is renewable
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
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        Or plant a tree?
      
     
    
      
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        My mistake - no carbon
      
     
    
      
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        maccast so I hit that
      
     
    
      
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        Yes @batwench. I was a bit surprised by Tim's "namaste"!
      
     
    
      
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        Why is that a fudge if you put in what you take out dont get it
      
     
    
      
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        So when I charge my phone I get apple power?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        Mullerbiker, your blackberry runs on coal
      
     
    
    
      
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        DeepPan my blackberry runs on air :)
      
     
    
      
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        BenRoethig: those are cooling towers. 
      
     
    
      
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        u r blackberry runs on BS :)
      
     
    
      
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        Apple relicators?
      
     
    
      
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        She has turned into Normal Collier with the sound
      
     
    
      
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        replicators even
      
     
    
      
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        plus apple pays a lot better than the feds
      
     
    
      
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        “… and when the foxconn workers jump off the roof of the factory, we recycle their bodies to be Soilent Green”
      
     
    
      
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        iPhone snuff movie!
      
     
    
      
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        skynet is going to be when a plant of these guys starts a union 
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
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        Give me a lump hammer and a sturdy desk I can do it :)
      
     
    
      
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        but if the robot can build new colleguews...
      
     
    
      
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        Good to see Liam has found a job after Oasis
      
     
    
      
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        I thought you could do that already… get money off a new one
      
     
    
      
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        Health now
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
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        Well that was informative but boring!
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        Some products for JeffG to get moist over! :D
      
     
    
    
      
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        maccast wait till they get to skylake, and tired batteries and new screens with smaller bezels
      
     
    
      
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        Asthma i have that
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:16:59      
      
        DeepPan: iVibe Select iRabbit | Simply Vibrators
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
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        stats:   we made all the money.  suck it Samsung Mobile
      
     
    
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:17:20      
      
        Withings watch already does plood pressure
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:17:30      
      
        newly diagnosed here 1 month ago
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        plood pressure? :D
      
     
    
      
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        I hope they open source research kit
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
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        batwench Jeff not here
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:18:05      
      
        See DeepPan iRabbit comment - just showing it does exsist
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
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        batwench: what sensors are on that
      
     
    
      
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        Mullerbiker: according to MrBatwench the Withings watch doesnt - he has one
      
     
    
      
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        batwench new one does… was tempted to buy one the other day in PCWorld
      
     
    
      
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        oh. I have heard very good things about the garmin tracker watch as well.
      
     
    
      
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        My wife is type one they can be ok one second and flip
      
     
    
      
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        have you seen the youtube video of the woman with the seazure detection dog? Amazing to watch
      
     
    
      
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        Mullerbiker
      
      
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        THis video is boring
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        Its all gone quiet
      
     
    
      
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        Don’t worry, mullerm they’ve have flashing lights and short words soon
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        OK Back
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:21:23      
      
        Mullerbiker: boring but possibly the most important part eventually 
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        17:21:26      
      
        Again this health stuff is impressive but boring
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        is that Doc?
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        17:21:50      
      
        back..
      
     
    
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        17:21:57      
      
        Doc is still missing
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:22:15      
      
        Mullerbiker: they do a BP monitor on its own but the others have heart rate - totally different
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        17:22:23      
      
        back now with video ?
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:22:52      
      
        campionuk very small Yorkshire puds :)
      
     
    
    
      
        Ewen
      
      
        17:23:58      
      
        Thats a Weekday Dinner @CampionUK. No wonder your mahoosive!
      
     
    
      
        smok
      
      
        17:24:00      
      
        Is the frame round the phone a new shape?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:24:45      
      
        I can’t see the NHS siging up for this. they can’t even get a linked system for GP’s in different areas.
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:25:56      
      
        Magnetic band :)
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:26:02      
      
        re-stating this stuff emphasisest the need for encryption too
      
     
    
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:26:19      
      
        Withings watch is tempting me only £85
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:26:23      
      
        Even mrbatwench is on about getting a 2nd hand one - watch that is
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:26:44      
      
        MAGNETIC
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:26:47      
      
        BAND
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:26:50      
      
        COMING
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        17:27:11      
      
        Woven nylon band. Wow
      
     
    
      
        PhilipJohnBirch
      
      
        17:27:14      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:27:24      
      
        muller, go down the market and get a knocked off one
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:27:40      
      
        Nylon Bands - get a heat rash on the wrist
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:27:45      
      
        I want it… welll the $20 chinese knockoff
      
     
    
      
        Andrew_
      
      
        17:27:58      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:28:06      
      
        Got 2 of em :)
      
     
    
      
        Andrew_
      
      
        17:28:07      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:28:29      
      
        game of yawns
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:28:31      
      
        camps you can get fron CEX just take a load of shit and swop
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:28:36      
      
        UK Apple store is still up.
      
     
    
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:29:53      
      
        yes its apples fault.. the world dose not rotate around the us
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:30:06      
      
        Tim said that I can get my fav food delivered to my home - That means Tim said I can get Kissmet to deliver to Cumbria!
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:30:24      
      
        Hulu not UK showtime not UK
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:30:41      
      
        give me a 16gb $99 version for the muggles
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:30:41      
      
        KISMET………
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:31:00      
      
        ewen  - not making friends - Will be there on Thursday - complete with mrbatwench 
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        17:31:04      
      
        iCloud Photo Library on Apple TV. About time
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:31:24      
      
        WooHoo an update that gives UK Feck all
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:31:34      
      
        mrbatwench: is being an arse - he wont download colloquy from website as it is not on app store
      
     
    
      
        PhilipJohnBirch
      
      
        17:31:44      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:31:55      
      
        wow - someone who is not wearing black with a black background
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        17:32:29      
      
        What's happened to Phil?
      
     
    
      
        smok
      
      
        17:32:31      
      
        It’s the TrumpPhone
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        17:32:52      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:32:58      
      
        drumf!
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:33:03      
      
        good point
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:33:13      
      
        Stupid Effort?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:33:13      
      
        ewen - se = sports edition
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:33:17      
      
        a 5ft 90yr old
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:33:53      
      
        glad the put the word “phone” in the most powerful 4” phone ever!
      
     
    
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:34:29      
      
        6s in a 5s package
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:34:30      
      
        Assuming they wanted it kept it quiet, drip feed 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:34:31      
      
        Still keeping my windows phone unless they pull something SPECTACULAR with the phone
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:34:49      
      
        tumbleweed.....
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:34:52      
      
        FUCK OFF
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:35:14      
      
        now this may be the killer for me - camera
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:35:25      
      
        Apart from Nokia Phones knock spots off iphone
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:35:52      
      
        they may do something to the 6 camera - hold on
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        17:36:03      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:36:32      
      
        Doc selfie?
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:36:50      
      
        Can you roam in the gloaming
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:37:30      
      
        Do you get a free blond with an iphone?
      
     
    
      
        smok
      
      
        17:37:32      
      
        §it will be a 6s price reduced a little due to smaller screen and hence smaller battery
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:38:52      
      
        probably mullerbiker, what would you want him to be called?
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:38:59      
      
        Not on UK store so wont be avalibale in UK :)
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:39:11      
      
        my mom’s getting a new phone
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:39:29      
      
        nobody does contracts anymore
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:39:31      
      
        Missed that was chasing my cat
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:39:48      
      
        BenRoethig where do you live?
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:40:22      
      
        oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:40:29      
      
        e, iowa
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        17:40:31      
      
        Ben lives on Hoth :D
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:40:38      
      
        Talking about the night shift yeah
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:40:39      
      
        half the year
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:40:41      
      
        Good idea
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:41:02      
      
        it was the place game of thrones was concived 
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:41:09      
      
        Android had this years ago
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:41:23      
      
        mrbatwench: just said to me “well you will just have to look at cex later”
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:41:28      
      
        its does help at night to stop glare
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:41:30      
      
        exposure to BTN makes it harder for me to fall asleep at night - nightmares
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:41:30      
      
        I was on about getting a new ipad
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:41:56      
      
        ok peeps gotta gp
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:42:06      
      
        Password protected notes nice
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:42:13      
      
        batwench there be a new ipad….. A10 pen and comes witha free fanbouy
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:42:34      
      
        cheers BenRoethig 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:42:37      
      
        Mullerbiker: my ipad 3 home button is on the way out and my ipad1 is well old
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:43:00      
      
        Or just use bluetooth and microsoft one with worths with iphone and nokia and android
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:43:05      
      
        Mullerbiker: this coes not count as an apple electric car
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:43:23      
      
        batwench Flying car thankyou
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:43:35      
      
        i think car manufacturers will cave in and fit as standard soon
      
     
    
      
        borobarrister
      
      
        17:43:40      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:44:12      
      
        Mullerbiker: my mistake your fault
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:44:23      
      
        Sleeping better whislst being watch by FBI :)
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:44:54      
      
        here comes the money shot!
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:45:04      
      
        i’m guessing
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:45:25      
      
        Ewen: when you have a bod like Tom Hiddleston then you can take the mick
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:45:39      
      
        Fanbouys :)
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:45:58      
      
        His face is definately thinner
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:46:02      
      
        CiTi Bank when you go over drawn
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:47:10      
      
        And 50% was to you lot
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:47:31      
      
        Mostly to yummy mummies who give the ipads to thier kids at restaurants instead of getting the kids to take part in conversations
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:48:48      
      
        here comes a price shock….     i predict a riot
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:49:24      
      
        nits - is what you get in your hair
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:49:29      
      
        I used to use the Nuse to get rid of nits
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:49:35      
      
        can see the side connectors there
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:49:49      
      
        Mullerbiker: i used a comb
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:49:51      
      
        ok 2) In lighting, the nit is a unit of visible-light intensity, commonly used to specify the brightness of a cathode ray tube or liquid crystal display computer display. One nit is equivalent to one candela per square meter
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:50:09      
      
        You can get to sleep by stop using the fucking ip[ad
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:50:15      
      
        batwench: fell asleep there sorry
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:50:18      
      
        Make it bloody waterproof and I would be really interested
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:50:46      
      
        batwench you use yours as a tray?
      
     
    
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:51:11      
      
        You can bath in ipad?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:51:26      
      
        Mullerbiker: a bloody big one
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:51:36      
      
        Can anyone else smell casterated bovine
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:51:46      
      
        true tone display is very smart for most users (except designers)
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:51:51      
      
        it matches the reflective effects of paper?
      
     
    
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:52:32      
      
        Dont worry they card your visa card
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:52:35      
      
        3 billion transistors thats a shit load of valves
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:52:53      
      
        Horse :)
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:52:54      
      
        If they can make one that would be totally readable in bright sunlight and waterproof I would sell my left kidney for one
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:53:20      
      
        not going to ask why it needs to be waterproof! :D
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:53:22      
      
        batwench: is the right one promissed?
      
     
    
      
        BenRoethig
      
      
        17:53:31      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:53:44      
      
        Horse: anthing on my right side seems to be buggered
      
     
    
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:54:41      
      
        pencil free wth ipad?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:54:52      
      
        Paddington the cat has hunted a peg. A very dangerous peg that must be destroyed
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        17:55:11      
      
        nah horse.. thet aren't gonna drop $99 each
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:55:19      
      
        camera bump
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:55:37      
      
        im sticking with it … Mullerbiker style
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:55:42      
      
        What is True Tone on flash?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:55:48      
      
        blue lite?
      
     
    
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:56:34      
      
        becuase behind him would be stupid
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:56:40      
      
        but at least ewen Patrice as a voice that makes a swear word sound sexy
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:56:48      
      
        no purple
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        17:56:51      
      
        THanks @batwench ;)
      
     
    
      
        tonkei
      
      
        17:56:51      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:56:58      
      
        patrice Bumsen
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:57:31      
      
        Bless you Mullerbiker 
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:57:44      
      
        cant fill it ewen
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:58:23      
      
        Good job I am brining the gin on Thursday
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:58:29      
      
        Wheres Jonny
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        17:58:34      
      
        OHHHH red pen drawings - I do that
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        17:58:40      
      
        Ive is MI6
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        17:59:34      
      
        cellular models used to have the black strip along the top on the ipad
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        17:59:46      
      
        Jonny Ives, 2 slightly sticky bon bons and a tenner conker
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:00:22      
      
        hes not in the absement he in the foundations Ewen 
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:00:24      
      
        THis might be my purchase :)
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        18:00:58      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        craigmorton
      
      
        18:01:21      
      
        ewen what note app do you use
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:01:44      
      
        Ipad mini price not to shabby
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:01:49      
      
        craigmorton: worried about the lifespan of evernote
      
     
    
      
        craigmorton
      
      
        18:02:18      
      
        nope just curoius 
      
     
    
      
        smok
      
      
        18:02:21      
      
        so what was the new ipad details?
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:02:26      
      
        Oh the are adding green back into the logo - 
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:02:35      
      
        He’s forgot to mention the macbooks…. twat
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:02:36      
      
        one last thing flying car?
      
     
    
      
        tonkei
      
      
        18:02:50      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:02:50      
      
        craigmorton: no i ment i was worried thinking of possibly going to OneNOte
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:02:53      
      
        batwench here it comes
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:03:12      
      
        BUT THERES MORE
      
     
    
      
        craigmorton
      
      
        18:03:19      
      
        ok horse
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:03:20      
      
        preview of the loop
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:03:32      
      
        BUCKET
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:03:38      
      
        into the UFO
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:03:57      
      
        Everyone will wear purple shell suits and white adidas trainers
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:04:20      
      
        they have a piano bar
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:04:21      
      
        That does look amazing.
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:04:30      
      
        no ferengi or johnny
      
     
    
      
        smok
      
      
        18:04:34      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:04:39      
      
        wow that was short
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        18:05:04      
      
        >> Joins the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:05:10      
      
        batwench: but was it sweet
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:05:52      
      
        which new samsung did muller predict?
      
     
    
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:06:29      
      
        Mullerbiker: was through a haze of whisky
      
     
    
      
        bobbeach
      
      
        18:06:36      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        craigmorton
      
      
        18:06:48      
      
        cheers ewen
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:06:50      
      
        Horse its all black stuff today
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:06:56      
      
        When is the next one normally sept/oct? 
      
     
    
      
        patrice
      
      
        18:07:05      
      
        WWDC => June
      
     
    
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:07:15      
      
        He is heavy I give him that
      
     
    
      
        bbuzz
      
      
        18:07:21      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:07:36      
      
        nothing too spectacular today
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:08:22      
      
        oooh, apple store is getting a serious beating
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
        18:09:17      
      
        what you going for @deeppan?
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:09:43      
      
        Mullerbiker: the plastic rig holders on a 4 pack are not watch bands
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:09:48      
      
        campiouk, nothing there that I need
      
     
    
      
        mrbatwench
      
      
        18:10:07      
      
        << Leaves the chat room
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:10:13      
      
        Bumsen patrice
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:10:32      
      
        Are the laeks mainly out of their control… China etc
      
     
    
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:11:25      
      
        9.7-inch iPad ProOrder 24.03. Available 31.03
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:11:37      
      
        100% US production maybe.  But outsource at your peril
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:11:43      
      
        I suppose I had better gen up on tech news for Thursday
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
        18:11:47      
      
        Apple site is updated. Looks like no Macbook Pro updates
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:12:07      
      
        patrice: does his mean that you fruit arent heavy enought to hang low?
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:12:34      
      
        more likely to have face recognition on the desktop and laptop, same as windows surface
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:12:53      
      
        apparent the UK price for ipad air 2 has gone down to £349 starting
      
     
    
      
        craigmorton
      
      
        18:13:11      
      
        you cannot hope to make the number of products in the quanities required for launch and keep it quiet !!
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:13:11      
      
        £499 starting for small i pad pro
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:13:13      
      
        People were expecting a samsung keynote, showtunes, etc :D
      
     
    
      
        BigDunc
      
      
        18:13:26      
      
        terrible
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:13:27      
      
        5se from £359
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:13:37      
      
        UK store been up for ages non of kit is there
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
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        Ewen: “rubenesque”  boys
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:14:06      
      
        batwench ;)
      
     
    
      
        craigmorton
      
      
        18:14:39      
      
        nylon straps £39
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:15:55      
      
        Nobody is looking a apple watches £40 isnt going to improve that
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:16:44      
      
        Ewen can get if off but cat get it one
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:16:48      
      
        No offence but Steve Wasniak isnt a small bloke so you might have thought they would accomodate “rubenesque’ blokes
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:17:21      
      
        smaller Iphones start at £359 according to mrbatwench
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:17:45      
      
        No slotted bucket though Ewen
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
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        was there any new design there for a Jony video?
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:18:02      
      
        White leather is Medium fits 150–185mm wrists. Large fits 180–210mm wrists. odd its bigger
      
     
    
      
        Horse
      
      
        18:18:43      
      
        the leather is bigger
      
     
    
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:19:21      
      
        Nope - not buying
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:19:58      
      
        how much is an ipad 1 going for???
      
     
    
      
        Mullerbiker
      
      
        18:20:12      
      
        I needed a new ipad
      
     
    
      
        campionuk
      
      
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        use it as a dinner tray @batwench
      
     
    
      
        craigmorton
      
      
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        got ipad pro but may have got the smaller one if it was available at the time i purchased it
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:20:43      
      
        Use it in the kitchen
      
     
    
      
        batwench
      
      
        18:21:07      
      
        No ewen gin will be had
      
     
    
      
        maccast
      
      
        18:21:08      
      
        @batwench I'm pretty sure the iPad 1 is long dead
      
     
    
      
        DeepPan
      
      
        18:21:37      
      
        rabbit with a kick starter
      
     
    
      
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        18:21:57      
      
        Thanks Everyone
      
     
    
      
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        18:22:10      
      
        thanks
      
     
    
      
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        christ kick start rabbit thats big
      
     
    
      
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        cheers all
      
     
    
      
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