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_Nexus_
1:04:44
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_Nexus_
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_Nexus_
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_Nexus_
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_Nexus_
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_Nexus_
4:47:13
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GBRedneck
7:17:08
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Mullerbiker
18:37:06
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Mullerbiker
18:44:45
Hello world
Ewen
18:52:26
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Mullerbiker
18:53:27
Cheap laser pens £7.49 you too can harrass aircraft
maccast
18:56:30
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Mullerbiker
18:56:32
And we transmitting
Mullerbiker
18:57:30
hello maccast
maccast
18:57:57
Evening @mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
18:58:10
Hello
DeepPan
18:58:19
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DeepPan
18:58:37
Evening team! :)
campionuk
18:59:45
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campionuk
19:00:20
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campionuk
19:00:38
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campionuk
19:00:45
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campionuk
19:01:00
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campionuk
19:01:06
Evening !
campionuk
19:02:52
Have you moved out of the broom cupboard there Adam @maccast ?
Gazmaz
19:03:01
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maccast
19:04:47
nope @campionuk still in here
Gazmaz
19:06:12
So exactly how much of this show will be speculation on the Apple Event :)
DeepPan
19:06:12
He’s been pulled off the bench, so to speak! :D
Gazmaz
19:06:36
I can do now can’t do later.
Gazmaz
19:06:48
give me a min
Gazmaz
19:06:55
I need drink!
DeepPan
19:09:17
mute someone, see when the sound stops
campionuk
19:09:41
how is everyone ??
maccast
19:10:02
Not me. I'm on mute
maccast
19:10:32
I'm muted
Zane81
19:12:56
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db
19:13:09
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Zane81
19:13:51
Hey Ewen your T-Shirt is transparent
Ewen
19:15:26
Yeah and its yellow not green @zane
campionuk
19:17:35
Everyone well ??
DocRock
19:18:19
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DeepPan
19:18:35
It’s only to be expected from the register
Mullerbiker
19:19:24
go fanbouys
db
19:19:35
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batwench
19:19:57
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DeepPan
19:20:03
Ewen, you sound like your off mic a little
GBRedneck
19:20:03
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DeepPan
19:20:22
ah, there you go :D
batwench
19:20:30
OK you may now start I am here :-)
Mullerbiker
19:20:58
batwench Hello
batwench
19:21:20
Mullerbiker: wotcha. Hows it going?
Mullerbiker
19:21:21
Im right
DocRock
19:21:28
so jealous of that hair since mine fell out a long time ago
Mullerbiker
19:21:33
batwench Im on Big Show :)
batwench
19:21:47
Mullerbiker: OMFG are they really that desperate?
Mullerbiker
19:22:02
batwench you can lose mates you know
batwench
19:22:04
Mullerbiker: you know I love you really
Mullerbiker
19:22:18
batwench I know kiss kiss
batwench
19:22:43
I am going to dissapear for a while. I need to reboot the router . It’s being special and brave.
batwench
19:22:46
BRB
Mullerbiker
19:22:51
DocRock Get Ewen to do his Pirate accent again
batwench
19:22:52
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DeepPan
19:22:57
Is Doc in the reverse of the Jony Ive white room? :)
DeepPan
19:23:35
Isn’t the “closet” the toilet? :D
maccast
19:24:09
@Deepan both use a monochromatic theme
maccast
19:24:25
@DeepPan both use a monochromatic theme
Mullerbiker
19:24:27
Apple invent the Terminator
Mullerbiker
19:24:31
Bastards
DocRock
19:24:53
Gazmaz's new hair spray https://youtu.be/2GeF7A05zQ8
Mullerbiker
19:25:31
Donalrd Drumpf
Gazmaz
19:25:32
@DocRock they don’t have my colour ;)
DocRock
19:25:39
hahahaha
patrice
19:26:03
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DeepPan
19:26:07
Canada is planning to build a wall ….. :D
Mullerbiker
19:26:15
Channel 4 UK have a sponsor a brick for canada to build a wall
campionuk
19:26:54
Surely to god US citizens can't be so stupid to vote him into the hotseat
Mullerbiker
19:27:38
Mullerbiker
19:27:51
Follow Trump with a Tuba
batwench
19:28:26
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Mullerbiker
19:29:01
I thought he won super Tuesday
patrice
19:29:34
@Ewen: Sorry (again) for messing up :(
batwench
19:30:41
DocRock: that sounds like a turn out for a UK election. THen those that dont vote complain about who gets in...
DeepPan
19:31:05
You mean mob bosses
Ewen
19:31:10
Its ok @Patrice. Ive calmed down now
bobbeach
19:32:02
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Mullerbiker
19:32:26
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db
19:32:37
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batwench
19:33:16
In Austraila, I believe that it is mandatory to turn up to the voting both. Whether you actually vote or ‘foul’ your voting sheet in protest is up to you.
batwench
19:33:46
Ewen are you doing a show on the 24th March?
Mullerbiker
19:33:49
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batwench
19:34:19
Mullerbiker: Fancy an extra person to join the audience on the 24th March
db
19:34:40
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batwench
19:34:42
DocRock: I like the term Rubenesque
DeepPan
19:34:48
Maybe Jimmy Iovine will reappear with a script this time
Mullerbiker
19:35:16
batwench come on down
bobbeach
19:35:49
Another iPhone. Yawn ....
Mullerbiker
19:36:13
Gazmaz does she like your tiny fingers?
Mullerbiker
19:36:36
maccast I do that too :)
campionuk
19:36:47
My wife would want the SE model.. the 6 form factor is too big she says when she has used my phone.
Mullerbiker
19:37:14
campionuk but you have yorkshire sausage fingers :)
Ewen
19:37:47
Yes @batwench
batwench
19:38:19
ewen Oh good. I am off that day so I am about to book my travel lodge room to come and annoy yourself and Mullerbiker
Ewen
19:38:33
Cool mate. Curry will be had
campionuk
19:38:52
I've got proper lady fingers @mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
19:38:54
Oh no I got curry fingers and dip on me jeans
Mullerbiker
19:39:33
Is Brian JeffGs evil twin?
campionuk
19:40:11
I'll see what I can do about getting down on the 21st @ewen I owe you your powerline adaptors still
Mullerbiker
19:40:30
campionuk party at primeuk
Mullerbiker
19:41:26
Like the one on right
batwench
19:42:00
Ewen & Mullerbiker get the Lambrini or gin and OJ in lads. The Batwench is coming down :-)
Mullerbiker
19:42:30
batwench do we need to warn the neighbours....
bobbeach
19:42:53
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Mullerbiker
19:43:56
batwench
19:44:20
Mullerbiker: I have met the neighbours, they are very nice.
Mullerbiker
19:44:44
We talking about primeHQ not Ewen drum
Mullerbiker
19:45:54
Audio Books can be re downloaded through itines
Mullerbiker
19:45:59
and icloud
patrice
19:46:06
@muller: this is probably politically motivated
patrice
19:46:19
Not that FB wouldn’t deserve to be investigated
Mullerbiker
19:47:53
patrice hello
Mullerbiker
19:48:12
Yeah but the privacy thing is important
campionuk
19:48:24
A 9.7" iPad Pro is what I'm after now.. I have no need for the full pro form factor but really want the pencil functionality
patrice
19:48:46
hey muller :)
DeepPan
19:49:42
Pro & Air?
DeepPan
19:50:11
I think “Air” will go away on the laptops, back to just “macbook”
batwench
19:50:11
Loop you in - roller coaster ?
Mullerbiker
19:50:27
fanbouy rant
batwench
19:50:38
DocRock: it may be huge but what about your laptop?
Mullerbiker
19:50:57
DocRock you be slapped for talking apple crap :)
Mullerbiker
19:51:37
DocRock pull off a slot macj
Mullerbiker
19:51:40
hine :)
Mullerbiker
19:52:13
LINK??????
Mullerbiker
19:52:49
Only attacks Pirates? like Ewen
patrice
19:53:00
Btw.. Transmission can be used for legal purposes
DeepPan
19:53:15
Did Doc explain his theory on the Apple invite “loop”?
Mullerbiker
19:53:24
Whats that clicking????
patrice
19:53:33
My local univerisity’s news groups can be accessed using Transmission
patrice
19:53:39
and I’ve done so for years!
Mullerbiker
19:53:53
patrice yeah Ive seen German porn too
patrice
19:54:49
So it’s not really fair to condem Transmission and say that it only affects people who are doing illegal things
campionuk
19:54:51
Is someone mouse clicking ? Really noticeable on audio
Mullerbiker
19:55:24
I think it Ewens
Gazmaz
19:55:26
It’s Adam’s clock ;)
Mullerbiker
19:55:54
No I watching Ewens mouse and hear the clicks real time
Mullerbiker
19:56:26
campionuk he not using an apple mouse!
Mullerbiker
19:56:59
Gazmaz good job you typed the L
patrice
19:57:04
Maybe they just had access to the CDN?
iusedmyMac
19:57:45
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patrice
19:58:00
Yes, I use Little Snitch
GBRedneck
19:58:01
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Mullerbiker
19:58:13
patrice you would
iusedmyMac
19:58:25
its a 5.5
campionuk
19:59:33
@Ewen it's Kreg not Craig :)
Mullerbiker
19:59:51
iphone needs more RAM and then it wont matter
Mullerbiker
20:00:06
They need to go 4 gig in iphone 7
Mullerbiker
20:00:49
I had Richard Branson email account email me
Mullerbiker
20:01:05
We assuming he wrote the accout and not a flunky
Mullerbiker
20:03:28
DocRock Got Rimmed?
Mullerbiker
20:04:01
You bit
iusedmyMac
20:04:44
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Mullerbiker
20:04:59
Still think it might be his account….. but still might be a flunky
DeepPan
20:05:03
I got an email from a Nigerian Prince …. :D
DocRock
20:05:25
DeepPan :)
Mullerbiker
20:05:38
DeepPan I got one from Mrs Obama….
campionuk
20:05:44
Excellent @DeepPan
patrice
20:05:50
I get loads and loads of email from important people who have really sexy ladies and want to sell them to me :P
Mullerbiker
20:05:54
Funny though she wanted to send me money
Mullerbiker
20:06:09
Think it might not have been her
bobbeach
20:06:31
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batwench
20:07:16
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DeepPan
20:07:22
he’s had his teeth done!
patrice
20:07:53
Same simle and everything :P
patrice
20:08:02
*smile
batwench
20:08:44
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patrice
20:09:10
No way..
patrice
20:09:16
Wow.. that’s amazing
patrice
20:09:36
too slow @muller
Mullerbiker
20:09:37
Arnie Shimerman
DeepPan
20:09:38
we used to be able to leave our door unlocked …….
Mullerbiker
20:10:10
patrice I found it on iphone first… you take that back
batwench
20:10:26
Sorry having real problems with our fibre bb again. It went dire after BT had that outage a few weeks back. been really slow and shite.
Mullerbiker
20:10:38
Ewen thrown away my tin foil hat
DocRock
20:10:44
DeepPan
20:11:02
the most effective prison is one where the inmate can’t see the bars
DeepPan
20:11:08
deep, huh :D
patrice
20:11:25
@Doc: I think you might have confused him with this guy: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0052186/?ref_=tt_cl_t9
bobbeach
20:11:31
NSA, NSA, NSA
patrice
20:11:35
That’s the guy from breaking Bad
maccast
20:11:45
@DocRock you cut off Bryan
bobbeach
20:11:49
GCHQ, GCHQ, GCHQ
Mullerbiker
20:12:03
God and the FBI?
DocRock
20:12:16
patrice yes
Mullerbiker
20:12:46
You know they can do that by phoning you!
batwench
20:13:05
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campionuk
20:13:50
Oh shit.......
DocRock
20:14:12
Ewen pulls the Ferengi and Quark reference in the same show
campionuk
20:15:16
So @DocRock the truth is all roads lead back to Star Trek ??
Mullerbiker
20:15:19
They are also in diffrent Jurisdictions
DeepPan
20:15:54
This will be the case name
Mullerbiker
20:16:08
So California and NY are diffrernt lw areas
campionuk
20:16:32
it was all going so well :)
maccast
20:17:11
@campionuk Yeah, I think we need to mov eon
maccast
20:17:15
@campionuk Yeah, I think we need to move on
campionuk
20:17:19
In about 9 months time we need an "I told you so" show.....
patrice
20:17:26
:P
DeepPan
20:17:27
If it was that cut and dry, then wouldn’t the more expensive legal people have already wrapped this up?
batwench
20:17:31
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campionuk
20:17:34
agree Adam @maccast
DeepPan
20:17:42
this is turning into twit
batwench
20:17:54
My tech is going to go through a window and its a Mac!
maccast
20:18:39
Wait, why is @patrice in the chat, but didn't show up for the show?
patrice
20:19:09
@maccast Because I messed up and was in the middle of preparing some food when the show started
DeepPan
20:19:12
muller, quoting the register makes your opinion null and void! :D
patrice
20:19:30
@Maccast: Also had someone over so I couldn’t just stop
campionuk
20:19:33
I'm the same @maccast .. Was mean't to be on but screaming sore throat and no voice so had to bail :(
Mullerbiker
20:19:40
Hoya delivery petrol to petrol stations
DocRock
20:19:58
Comey said in response to questions from members of the House Judiciary Committee that whatever the outcome of the California case, it would set a precedent that would be looked at by other courts and law enforcement agencies. He also acknowledged that the decision supported by the FBI to change the iCloud password on the seized phone soon after the shootings may have created "an issue," complicating efforts to get
DocRock
20:19:58
information off the device.
DocRock
20:20:14
Cromey the FBI Director said it himfuckingself
maccast
20:20:15
Oh, so your sustenance comes before the show. At least I know what kind of professional you are now. 😉
batwench
20:20:19
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batwench
20:20:57
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maccast
20:21:02
Ah, company.
DocRock
20:22:27
Mullerbiker
20:22:31
Is Brian actually JeffG from an alternative Universe?
patrice
20:22:46
@maccast ;) People always come first for me… Couldn’t leave the lady hanging that came over so we could cook together ;)
maccast
20:23:37
Ahh, totally understood now. The ladies should always come first. You're forgiven.
patrice
20:23:44
:)
DeepPan
20:23:56
A guitar pedal powered by a flame? So, can’t use that indoors for any live events then :D
Mullerbiker
20:26:12
Or you can buy an Envelope… thanks Ewen
DocRock
20:26:15
ot's and ipad con dom
DocRock
20:26:19
its
batwench
20:27:37
Just had remark of Mr Batwench about maccast “Oh is that what he looks like”
DeepPan
20:30:36
wounldn’t the cover just fold up and go in an envelope?
Mullerbiker
20:31:02
Alfred I got it its not that good
campionuk
20:31:17
Think I'll be buying a new MBP battery shortly.. After 90 mins watching I'm down to 30%..
Mullerbiker
20:31:37
Go fanbouys
Mullerbiker
20:32:43
Wouldnt work on me I tend to turn mine off when not used and its behind a firewall
Mullerbiker
20:32:55
Caffine is bostin
patrice
20:34:00
Can’t wait for Alfred 3! And yes, I’m a Mega Supporter :)
Mullerbiker
20:34:22
patrice another Batman fan..
patrice
20:34:36
@muller: Indeed ;)
bobbeach
20:34:39
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Mullerbiker
20:35:17
batwench your quiet
Mullerbiker
20:36:20
Come back in 26 years
batwench
20:36:39
Mullerbiker: belive it or not just having tea
Mullerbiker
20:37:00
Gazmaz can be found down Mail office looking for his iphone
campionuk
20:37:20
Good show Gents
Gazmaz
20:37:54
C’ya
patrice
20:37:54
Fight! FIght! Fight!
Gazmaz
20:37:57
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maccast
20:38:02
Thanks chatroom
campionuk
20:38:26
I thought that one was gonna get heavy again there..
DocRock
20:38:27
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campionuk
20:39:14
Kettle on ready for Big.. anyone want owt ?
paulums
20:39:30
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batwench
20:39:37
campionuk: milky tea please
campionuk
20:40:05
I'll do my best @mullerbiker .. I need to see if I can get that Mon/Tues off
DeepPan
20:40:54
slick, plugging godaddy on here! :D
batwench
20:41:03
Go Daddy - sounds so wrong
batwench
20:45:22
thinking on going on cooking strike tomroow
batwench
20:45:42
??????
Mullerbiker
20:48:05
More fire pls on iphone debate
batwench
20:49:31
mr batwench just suggested “the former rozzers show” with Mullerbiker and jeff as hosts
Mullerbiker
20:50:08
batwench yeah…. you nicked we could call it
batwench
20:50:40
Mullerbiker: stupid crimes where tech is involved
campionuk
20:50:45
Evening @paulums
batwench
20:51:17
paulums: i would be your minion slave
DeepPan
20:51:42
Paulums will have “people” :)
DeepPan
20:52:05
wireless? witchcraft more like
batwench
20:52:24
Ewen: Mullerbiker will i need to have to clean the loo when i visit?
campionuk
20:52:40
@paulums I'm trained.. to just sit down and safe a whole world of hassle...
batwench
20:52:49
Ewen: add it in
DeepPan
20:53:02
Is “Muller” a brand of lawnsprinkler?
campionuk
20:53:02
@ewen WTAF ???
batwench
20:53:20
Ewen: I am down for the 24th
Zane81
20:53:39
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campionuk
20:53:44
@ewen I'll try and get down.. just need to get the time of work
DeepPan
20:53:52
Birmingham? You won’t find 3 wise men and a virgin there! :D
batwench
20:55:15
Ewen: you had better get some lambini in for me on the 24th
Ewen
20:55:31
Drinks Cabin @Batwench
bobbeach
20:55:53
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batwench
20:56:03
what you too manly to buy lambrini
campionuk
20:56:16
I'll try for the 21st
DeepPan
20:56:45
a box of blue nun! :D
campionuk
20:56:49
just need to get the Mon afternoon and Tues off.. Will check on Mon
batwench
20:56:49
black tower gone to shit
batwench
20:57:01
brecon gin also accepted
DeepPan
20:57:21
reboot the router time
SwampRat
20:57:22
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batwench
20:57:23
paulums: you on bt?
db
20:57:40
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campionuk
20:58:45
I'm currently shopping round for new broadband as i need a static IP address.. anyone any suggestions ?
batwench
20:59:24
oh campionuk have to thank you for the bins cool thing the other night - bloody brill
campionuk
21:00:02
Can't get Virgin on my street @mullerbiker mate.. apparently it'soming soon but no-one can give any time frame
DeepPan
21:00:12
if you want a static IP you’ll probably have to get a business account
campionuk
21:00:46
The street at the end of mine has virgin - I don't think they want to channel down my street due to the block paving.
DeepPan
21:00:54
just restart your router
batwench
21:01:00
brb moving up to the bed if we have jeff and paulums on
DeepPan
21:01:03
re-establish the connection
campionuk
21:01:05
reboot @paulums
batwench
21:01:08
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Mullerbiker
21:01:40
Smells in here
DeepPan
21:02:15
you might not want to stand infront of that microwave
Mullerbiker
21:02:19
Cheap ass microwave
Mullerbiker
21:02:58
£30
SwampRat
21:03:34
I've got a LG microwave and a Fridgedaire fridge
JeffG
21:03:53
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campionuk
21:03:57
you well @paulums ??
bobbeach
21:04:27
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db
21:05:14
<< Leaves the chat room
tobylloyd
21:06:27
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tobylloyd
21:06:35
HELLO!
campionuk
21:06:59
Evening @JeffG
DeepPan
21:07:06
that’s what she said
tobylloyd
21:07:07
Is your BB working now Wrighty?
maccast
21:07:18
Ah, who let @mullerbiker on the show.
Mullerbiker
21:07:47
maccast Im becomeing a regular standin
paulums
21:07:53
tobylloyd my speedtest is giving me shit results - am I coming through load and clear?
tobylloyd
21:08:31
At the moment yes
Mullerbiker
21:08:46
are we talking this?
tobylloyd
21:08:58
Are you testing your through put via Speedtest.net or something or your Sync rate via your router?
tobylloyd
21:09:19
throughput*
campionuk
21:09:45
@paulums it's when he dangles his balls on your head that you need to worry...
DeepPan
21:09:55
top quote JeffG :D
maccast
21:09:57
If paul would stand up in the right way we could get @paullerbiker
paulums
21:10:04
tobylloyd - cheers
DeepPan
21:10:44
Paulums, “sick in your mouth” is foreplay for Muller
campionuk
21:10:47
Charlottes uploading it not downloading...
maccast
21:10:55
Use Textual, https://www.codeux.com/textual/ way better
paulums
21:10:59
DeepPam I bet it is
tobylloyd
21:11:29
‘Sync Rate’
tobylloyd
21:11:31
Also known as: Sync rate, Downstream rate or DSL Connection rate
tobylloyd
21:11:32
This is the 'physical' speed of the connection between your router (or modem) and your local telephone exchange. It's determined by the characteristics of your line e.g. line length and quality.
batwench
21:11:36
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batwench
21:12:03
BT you have gone dire
tobylloyd
21:12:29
I’m saying nothing…. I working for Openreach :/ lol
tobylloyd
21:12:37
work*
batwench
21:13:22
tobylloyd: since they had their outage the other week our Fibre BB speeds and connection have gone right downhill
bobbeach
21:14:17
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bobbeach
21:14:52
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DeepPan
21:15:15
click
batwench
21:15:16
tobylloyd: have gone from dnld speed of ave 50 to about 8.
maccast
21:15:32
It might be you @ewen
DeepPan
21:15:48
can you put muller on one of those connections please? :D
maccast
21:15:51
The feed went dead for a minute too
tobylloyd
21:15:52
Really? There should be no reason why, the outage was due to a mainframe router failure.
maccast
21:16:15
Ah
maccast
21:16:25
We can always blame Skype
tobylloyd
21:16:37
batwench, what router are you using?
JeffG
21:16:43
Oh, yay. Now I can't call back in.
DeepPan
21:16:59
Paulums, never mind the finger, use the whole fist! :D
batwench
21:17:00
tobylloyd: home hub latest one
campionuk
21:17:04
don't worry @Ewen .. you can edit....
batwench
21:17:09
have reset it 3 times tonight
tobylloyd
21:17:21
do you know how to access the hub settings menu?
Mullerbiker
21:17:23
JeffG standby
tobylloyd
21:17:34
192.168.1.254
JeffG
21:17:38
Skype crashed, so... yay!
Mullerbiker
21:18:21
Jeff Dial
batwench
21:19:34
tobylloyd: mr batwench deals with that. Will get back to you.
Mullerbiker
21:20:08
Madras
DeepPan
21:20:16
Mullerbiker Lawn Sprinkler
campionuk
21:20:25
@ewen make Muller sit down !!!
tobylloyd
21:20:30
Then click ‘Advanced Settings’, then login, then click ‘Continue to Advanced Settings’, then click ‘Broadband’, then ‘Connection’, then take note of your ‘Downstream’ and ‘Upstream’ rates.
batwench
21:20:43
where do I go to first
tobylloyd
21:20:44
Thats what you need to look at batwench
batwench
21:21:05
tobylloyd: getting there
charlottehenry
21:21:23
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charlottehenry
21:21:30
hello
Mullerbiker
21:21:52
Me too Jeff
batwench
21:22:44
I have the ip address… blinking tech
batwench
21:23:39
tobylloyd: breathe……
tobylloyd
21:23:40
NO!
tobylloyd
21:23:45
SHHHH
campionuk
21:24:12
BT Open Reach made a royal FU of the install at my house..
batwench
21:24:36
charlottehenry: you are being very wobbly on your audio
charlottehenry
21:25:04
Blame Ewen for choppyvision
maccast
21:25:12
It's only the right half of the studio
batwench
21:25:19
charlottehenry: we will blame him for everything
tobylloyd
21:25:42
I’m going to take my Openreach top off :/ lol
maccast
21:26:17
Jeez, don't you lot piss off @ewen. Or wait… show could get a lot more interesting. Carry on!
batwench
21:26:57
tobylloyd: we are not blaming you personally. We normally have a go at Digital Ameboa - he also wroks for bt
paulums
21:26:59
So... anyone gots some campfire songs?
tobylloyd
21:27:16
has the stream crashed?
campionuk
21:27:38
is the objective to get a desk bang @maccast ?? (*sniggers - childish humour...)
Ewen
21:27:50
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paulums
21:27:57
tobylloyd back in a few
Ewen
21:28:01
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tobylloyd
21:28:11
:D
batwench
21:28:25
paulums: has never been decent
campionuk
21:28:35
right charlottehenry now is the time to aportion blame...
tobylloyd
21:28:43
Ewen uses Virgin so can’t blame me :D
maccast
21:28:56
@championuk you need to do one better. Maybe throwing something
campionuk
21:29:04
awww noooo charlotte..
maccast
21:29:51
Which @charlottehenry seems to really need.
tobylloyd
21:30:11
So what are the other service providers doing about it?
Mullerbiker_
21:30:17
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tobylloyd
21:30:18
How much have they invested?
campionuk
21:30:25
that would be awesome @maccast
maccast
21:30:34
Again @ewen the problem is someplace on the right hand side of the studio. Look over there.
campionuk
21:30:46
@Ewen do you mean Water Orton, capital of piss porn ?
Mullerbiker_
21:31:00
And Tories have cut the amount of coppers :)
maccast
21:31:23
Maybe the San Bernardino Ferenghi DA is chewing the cables.
Mullerbiker_
21:31:25
campionuk yep
Mullerbiker
21:31:41
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tobylloyd
21:32:02
‘Upto’
maccast
21:32:15
Oh and now @Mullerbiker_ has lost his original chat handle
Mullerbiker
21:32:29
I only get just unde 150
batwench
21:32:56
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tobylloyd
21:32:57
Even on Fibre it will still be ‘Up to’
maccast
21:33:23
@ewen most parents wouldn't even know how to check if they were getting what they were paying for=.
maccast
21:34:46
Luckily I have the opposite problem. My ISP keeps making my connections speeds better than what I originally purchased
maccast
21:35:15
At least you all have choice
maccast
21:35:40
Here we are stuck with single providers. Or one cable option and one DSl option.
tobylloyd
21:35:49
Back to my other point…. all the ISP’s (All 250+) of them have had access to our network since 2009, how many of them have actully setup their own networks?
maccast
21:35:57
You just hope you get a good provider
campionuk
21:35:59
thats right @maccast we have choice and pay way less than you guys in the US
DeepPan
21:36:23
Didn’t BT go through the “local loop unbundle”?
maccast
21:36:25
Do you all also have data caps?
tobylloyd
21:36:37
Thats true muller
tobylloyd
21:36:50
Plusnet is owned by BT
maccast
21:37:23
My ISP throttles me after 700GB/mo. of data (up/down) and I'm on the highest tire. The lowest tier is capped to 200GB/mo.
campionuk
21:37:38
On some tariffs @maccast but lots offer unlimited
DeepPan
21:37:39
I thought the providers ran the fat pipe to the exchange, but your depending on the BT copper from the exchange to the front door (apart from Virgin fibre)
tobylloyd
21:39:04
DeepPan, BT owns the FatPipes too
maccast
21:39:09
Wholly shit!
campionuk
21:39:15
shit thats expensive !
DeepPan
21:39:46
It’s google, no thanks
Mullerbiker
21:39:51
Virgin is like a ariel cable not fibre but its fast
maccast
21:39:56
So they rape your wallet and your privacy
SwampRat
21:40:17
I'm still paying $109/month for 50Mbps Comcast Business
tobylloyd
21:40:52
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campionuk
21:40:53
I only get 25MB down and 15MB up on the current plan but it's less than $20 per month
tobylloyd
21:41:05
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DeepPan
21:41:24
When I spoke to Virgin, they said that getting permissions from the local councils is a nightmare to install cable
tobylloyd
21:42:01
Is Sky and Talktalk going to build their own networks?
Mullerbiker
21:42:11
DeepPan here they are using the sewers
maccast
21:42:25
HD streaming + Online backups for 3 macs
tobylloyd
21:42:29
No, because they don’t want to invest
Mullerbiker
21:42:36
I burned 750 gig last month :)
tobylloyd
21:42:40
they have had since 2009
maccast
21:43:25
And people think they want 4K Apple TVs. What will happen to data caos then
maccast
21:43:29
And people think they want 4K Apple TVs. What will happen to data caps then
SwampRat
21:43:51
the Business class is the only way to get around "overage" charges. Residential caps at 300GB/month
tobylloyd
21:43:54
they will wait for Openreach to install all the fibre, then expect to use it and moan about it
DeepPan
21:43:59
you wouldn’t think Muller could upload that much porn :D
Mullerbiker
21:44:03
paulums porn night?
maccast
21:44:18
1 4K movie is estimated at around 100GB
bobbeach
21:44:27
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tobylloyd
21:45:10
I hate the cinema
tobylloyd
21:45:29
Some people use it as a chance to have a 3 course meal xD
DeepPan
21:46:11
£10 a ticket is cheap
bobbeach
21:46:32
Agreed @tobylloyd. I never go to the cinema anymore
maccast
21:46:48
And have the mates over for beer and all watch together
DeepPan
21:47:00
is Muller managing to pour a beer into a glass, or does he splash that everywhere too? :D
charlottehenry
21:47:09
Costs me £12 in London
tobylloyd
21:47:18
I love the set top box idea! But £50 is a rip off
Mullerbiker
21:47:25
DeepPan I never spill BEER how dare you
campionuk
21:47:59
I don't think $50 is too bad but if I only go to the cinema 5 times a year that is gonna cost $400 inc the box.. Thats steep so you have to go to the cinema regularly to make that worthwhile
charlottehenry
21:48:46
JeffG is a wise man
Mullerbiker
21:49:00
JeffG right on
tobylloyd
21:50:29
Your still going to want Popcorn
SwampRat
21:50:48
I can't say what the price of a ticket is in a movie theater these days. Haven't been to one in around 20 years.
tobylloyd
21:50:53
If its me and my partner $50 is stupid
tobylloyd
21:51:02
$20 max
bobbeach
21:51:13
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tobylloyd
21:51:26
Whats Muller trying to sing?
DeepPan
21:51:41
would watch at home in a heartbeat
DeepPan
21:52:36
A single adult ticket here is £20
tobylloyd
21:52:45
really?
tobylloyd
21:52:49
Cineworld?
tobylloyd
21:52:53
Vue?
DeepPan
21:53:05
Odeon
paulums
21:53:06
DeepPan exactly
Ewen
21:53:09
Bend over Deepan, nothing like that in MyVUe
maccast
21:53:32
Most title are getting to early release on iTunes within a couple months. For most of the crap hollywood pumps out I'm just willing to wait.
maccast
21:54:17
I go to the cinema for maybe 4-6 movies a year.
GBRedneck
21:54:44
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campionuk
21:55:07
Exactly my point above @maccast , inc the box that makes a product like this really expensive
DeepPan
21:55:40
sounds is crap in most cinema now, just overdriven
charlottehenry
21:55:46
SORRY
maccast
21:55:47
I'll wait 2 months and save the money. Can see more movies that way
charlottehenry
21:55:55
quit the wrong window
maccast
21:55:57
True
maccast
21:56:32
Think of whos running the systems. Teenagers getting paid shit
DeepPan
21:56:38
Vue, Odeon, etc, all have crap sound now. they think loud sound equals good sound
maccast
21:56:39
They don't care
maccast
21:56:44
Me too @ewen
Mullerbiker
21:57:10
I babysit
maccast
21:57:11
But I don't have to see first run. Most stuff I can wait for.
SwampRat
21:57:11
I watched three episodes of "Gadget Man" last night on AcornTV streaming.
Mullerbiker
21:57:13
:)
Mullerbiker
21:57:25
Buy Beer I sorted
DeepPan
21:57:29
Just checked nearest Vue, £17 per ticket
maccast
21:57:46
But @paulums, why not just wait and pay less?
Mullerbiker
21:58:05
My Closest is £700 for the comfy seats is £10
DeepPan
21:59:35
Now I just wait for it to be released on iTunes, then buy the movie for at most £15
campionuk
21:59:39
A day 1 release product at the right price as a cinema alternative would be great.. Expect cinema closures tho if something like this ever see's the light of day
DeepPan
22:00:09
“Out of Office” switched on for the last time :(
paulums
22:00:12
Have fun at the cinema you lot
charlottehenry
22:00:21
I always do
SwampRat
22:00:47
paulums: I just wait till the movie hits home video or streaming. :-)
paulums
22:00:55
maccast - one word (or maybe 2) Star Wars
maccast
22:01:25
@paulums, and that is one of the films I went to the cinema for.
paulums
22:01:39
SwampRat - I did that in the days of VHS. In this day no way
DeepPan
22:01:58
Nigerian Princes have a lot to owe this guy! (Same gag in two shows. Nailed it!) :D
Mullerbiker
22:03:27
FU FDeepPan ;)
campionuk
22:03:44
Email is the only messaging tool that is fully used across all platforms, all clients everywhere.. It's a million miles from perfect but none of use can live without it now
BronwynECG
22:03:53
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DeepPan
22:08:35
might make more sense to focus on not having people in hiring positions that have that bias to start with
paulums
22:08:45
@maccast I did see Star Wars in the cinema too but have a young daughter and no close family or childcare at my disposal. UK Cinema experience is appauling and somthing that I dont want to do
Ewen
22:09:35
BRONWYN! Where the bloody hell ahve you been
paulums
22:10:22
BronwynECG hey girl x
BronwynECG
22:10:40
:P
BronwynECG
22:10:48
ACTION makes a face 
maccast
22:12:02
@paulums I completely understand. I see no problem with the service existing and people having the option. Quest comes will they make enough money to survive? Maybe.
BronwynECG
22:12:06
ACTION pokes paulums 
DeepPan
22:12:10
finding the right person can often have nothing to do with qualifications. The thing you can’t train is the personality and team interaction
maccast
22:12:40
I'm lucky in that my wife hates going to the cinema, so she stays with the kids and I go to the movies.
maccast
22:13:15
One thing I do is go late at night after she and the kids are in bed.
DeepPan
22:13:55
Laws against sexism. How was International Womens Day for everyone? :D
tobylloyd
22:14:19
;)
charlottehenry
22:14:23
Lovely
campionuk
22:15:41
I've done Myers Briggs review and the outputs were excellent.. I put all my team through it as part of a team building exercise
DeepPan
22:15:53
It’s a personality test, of course there’s no right or wrong answer. It just indicates personality, and the company with have an idea of the type of personality they need
campionuk
22:16:02
We learned each others strengths and dev areas
paulums
22:16:04
Maccast - I think its sales that they never would have made as they would would look for an illicit copy. This gives another option as I think if people can't make it to the cinema can enjoy the watercooler banter without leaving the house
maccast
22:17:54
@paulums For sure nothing wrong with having the option. Question just becomes is it a viable business model and only it's existence and time will play that out. I don't think I'd pay that much for a first run home movie.
paulums
22:18:13
LoVE UK2!!!!
campionuk
22:18:16
UK2 gave me the reduction on my renewal
paulums
22:18:32
UK support is awesome!
Mullerbiker
22:18:44
HOYA HOYA HOYA
charlottehenry
22:19:03
I bloody love UK2
paulums
22:19:10
I'm get me some HOYA
charlottehenry
22:19:17
Keep sites up, excellent customer support, they are properly excellent
Mullerbiker
22:19:23
I hope they wash there hands
paulums
22:19:50
Mullerbiker don't piss on me up there!
BronwynECG
22:19:52
Ewen: does touching seven hoyas basketball players count? ;) :P
paulums
22:20:35
Mullerbiker!!!!!!!!
Mullerbiker
22:20:42
;)
charlottehenry
22:20:54
*their hands Muellerbiker
Mullerbiker
22:21:04
BronwynECG I wave
BronwynECG
22:21:13
hey Mullerbiker :)
Mullerbiker
22:21:25
Im on TV :)
BronwynECG
22:21:34
i see :)
paulums
22:21:54
Mullerbiker you pro
BronwynECG
22:22:14
ACTION wants that creeper from behind paulums 
Mullerbiker
22:24:09
Jeff I hate you!
JeffG
22:24:19
I know :)
Mullerbiker
22:24:25
You just ended my free time
SwampRat
22:24:43
I have the complete Six Million Dollar Man series on DVD :-)
BronwynECG
22:24:52
ACTION a bit to young to have enjoyed starlog first time ‘round XD 
BronwynECG
22:24:56
ACTION not a geezer
charlottehenry
22:25:01
WHAT IS HAPPENING
maccast
22:25:22
That movie is so BAD if you watch it now @JeffG
maccast
22:25:51
I LOVED that movie. It's on iTunes and I bought it. It is a seriously messed up head trip
DeepPan
22:25:58
6 million dollar man intro :) https://youtu.be/UV17B8oq_cE
maccast
22:26:04
I think I need acid to watch it now.
SwampRat
22:26:09
Recently rewatched Space:1999 on Hulu. Season 2 was crappier than I remembered
maccast
22:26:56
It has a weird Dante's Inferno tie in that I completely missed as a kid.
SwampRat
22:28:04
Daleks = trash recepticle with a whisk and toilet plunger
BronwynECG
22:28:28
old first aand second season TNG episodes were SO cringeworthy XD
DeepPan
22:28:29
Blake’s 7 intro :) https://youtu.be/tlSgxLE5ydk
Mullerbiker
22:29:35
Amazon IOS app does that too sorry
BronwynECG
22:29:51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=redO-zdQjbs Space 1999 Season 1 Episode 1 - Breakaway
tobylloyd
22:29:57
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Mullerbiker
22:30:33
I like android but I went windows to ios might go back
Mullerbiker
22:31:32
I used IOS Face Juggler Ewen hated it :)
Mullerbiker
22:32:01
paulums I have seen some faceboom posts with these vids
SwampRat
22:32:24
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
paulums
22:32:44
DeepPan
22:32:44
Mullerbiker
22:32:49
You lot in Norfolk love shite
Mullerbiker
22:34:57
I got one ;)
DeepPan
22:35:38
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campionuk
22:38:27
Good show all !!
JeffG
22:38:38
bye gang
charlottehenry
22:39:41
Bye Jeff
JeffG
22:40:30
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campionuk
22:41:06
tatty bye all !
Ewen
22:41:06
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Mullerbiker
22:41:10
<< Leaves the chat room
SwampRat
22:41:13
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maccast
22:41:14
<< Leaves the chat room
charlottehenry
22:41:14
goodnight
charlottehenry
22:41:18
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campionuk
22:41:25
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:41:30
thanska LOT guys nwo I HAVE to go back to England to get these mythical cups of tea :P
BronwynECG
22:42:07
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paulums
22:42:53
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