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_Nexus_
0:50:54
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_Nexus_
2:22:07
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GBRedneck
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mullerbiker
12:11:57
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mullerbiker
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GBRedneck
14:30:34
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GBRedneck
14:31:02
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
14:35:17
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mrgeeza
17:48:49
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mrgeeza
17:48:58
hey
tobylloyd
17:54:00
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mrgeeza
17:54:16
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tobylloyd
17:54:33
d:)
tobylloyd
17:56:06
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tobylloyd
17:56:19
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GBRedneck
18:47:04
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Mullerbiker
18:47:38
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Mullerbiker
18:47:47
Hello World
Ewen
18:48:45
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batwench
18:51:15
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batwench
18:52:10
HEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOO
Ian_
18:53:25
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Ian_
18:53:46
Evening
Mullerbiker
18:53:57
Hello Le Batwench
maccast
18:55:39
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maccast
18:56:05
Evening Brits and friends!
DeepPan
18:56:14
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mullerbiker_
18:58:15
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patrice
18:58:41
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batwench
18:59:09
Is the stream up yet?
Ian_
18:59:33
Not my end
mullerbiker_
18:59:53
No we're having a midlife crisis
Ian_
19:00:13
Run out of drink?
maccast
19:00:20
Is my constantly ringing @Ewen helping @mullerbiker?
richarddummer
19:00:42
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mullerbiker_
19:00:47
Ok nagging him
db
19:02:07
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batwench
19:02:14
You know when you can’t be arsed to cook as you are in so much back pain when you serve up pizza and chicken nuggets for tea :-)
batwench
19:02:21
we have stream
Ewen
19:03:13
Hows my audio BW
batwench
19:03:29
Some one is clipping
DeepPan
19:03:36
occassionally popping audio
Ian_
19:04:00
Hmm, bit poppy
batwench
19:04:16
Does these questions make me quality control
batwench
19:04:59
Horrroble pooping
Ian_
19:05:12
💩
batwench
19:05:26
popping
batwench
19:05:45
someone is
mullerbiker_
19:05:46
Ping
Ian_
19:06:24
Definitely some snap,crackle pop
mullerbiker_
19:06:45
Ian that's the can opening
tobylloyd
19:06:48
HELLO!
richarddummer
19:06:51
I have occasional video and audio
Ian_
19:07:01
Don't know if it is Ewen or just audio from feed in general
richarddummer
19:07:40
any other way to watch other than a browser?
batwench
19:07:54
richarddummer: what browser are yiou using
richarddummer
19:08:16
safari for accessibility reasons
Ian_
19:08:31
Zoom would just be a crop though no?
batwench
19:08:37
richarddummer: ahhhh we are using chrome and ok with that
richarddummer
19:08:59
I'll check it out
batwench
19:10:33
The snap, crakle pop is overeveryone so its the gen sound feed me things
maccast
19:12:12
DocRock
19:13:39
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Serenak
19:14:05
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batwench
19:14:50
Looks like your condom costume
DeepPan
19:15:11
The Buritto show!
Mullerbiker
19:15:23
patrice I send you a vertual one
batwench
19:15:58
Is patrice quiet or just me?
DeepPan
19:16:05
Ewen is putting his stall out early! :D
patrice
19:16:34
Thanks @muller :P
Robert
19:16:52
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Serenak
19:17:55
is it me or is the sounda bit crackly this evening
batwench
19:18:03
Serenak: its very crackly
tobylloyd
19:18:20
Beautiful!
patrice
19:18:22
yes it is
tobylloyd
19:18:44
I like the colour
Mullerbiker
19:18:51
Ewens fingers are usally touching cloth
TVsEgon
19:18:59
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batwench
19:19:02
camera off ewen
tobylloyd
19:19:04
lol
Ian__
19:19:30
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tobylloyd
19:20:12
whos flashing?
Unidentified22757
19:21:15
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Robert
19:21:37
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Ian_
19:22:22
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Mullerbiker
19:22:35
Cue Fanbouys..
Mullerbiker
19:22:50
Go MAc Bouys
Mullerbiker
19:23:02
Defend the Macs
Mullerbiker
19:23:18
TOLD YOU!!!!!!
Mullerbiker
19:23:50
patrice he didnt trust his ipad :)
Unidentified44987
19:24:03
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TVsEgon
19:24:08
patrice
19:24:20
If I was talking in fornt of the house, I would’ve had a backup, too
Ian__
19:24:33
iPad Pro battery definitely not as good as previous iPad models
batwench
19:24:52
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TVsEgon
19:25:08
What's the power output on the charger you're using, Ewen?
Mullerbiker
19:25:15
Apple losing it gloss :)
Ian__
19:25:22
Same here Ewen, definitely doesn't charge whilst watching video
TVsEgon
19:25:22
hmmmm. factory charger? funky
Mullerbiker
19:25:35
Everyone get a surface pro :)
tobylloyd
19:25:49
is it the factory standard charger?
Ian__
19:26:16
Maintains current charge and no more
bobbeach
19:26:17
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TVsEgon
19:26:40
I've got an Anker 5-port, it's amazing.
bobbeach
19:26:51
very crackly sound
mullerbiker_
19:28:19
Wichser
TVsEgon
19:28:20
+1 bobbeach - i'm getting quite a lot of crackle on audio also
GBRedneck
19:28:21
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Serenak
19:28:34
we all areI think
mullerbiker_
19:29:05
Here we go
bobbeach
19:29:07
No please no!
tobylloyd
19:29:23
yay!
bobbeach
19:29:35
Exactly
richarddummer
19:29:45
at least you are getting audio
mullerbiker_
19:30:03
oh nein ich denke, die Show Birne geformt wird
Mullerbiker
19:30:39
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mullerbiker
19:30:50
NO
Ian__
19:30:53
But it might set a precedent.... Joking
batwench
19:31:09
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Mullerbiker
19:31:26
Ian_: FU
batwench
19:31:29
Sorry about that Had to move upstairs to bed.
Ian__
19:31:38
Charming
bobbeach
19:31:53
Thank God!
Ian__
19:31:54
Wichser
Mullerbiker
19:31:55
Security Channel is Ewen and Muller show
Ian__
19:31:58
😜
Ian__
19:32:36
Or fortunately
tobylloyd
19:32:46
during tim cooks interview. tim said if it got to the supreme court and they ruled the phone must be unlocked, he said he would do it without hesitation, because they dont want to break the law.
Mullerbiker
19:32:54
And another Judge
maccast
19:33:30
@tobylloyd That's what I would have expected
Mullerbiker
19:33:41
Judge might hate you or in this case be a Apple Fan Bouy
tobylloyd
19:33:56
so he had no intention on ‘going to jail’
mullerbiker_
19:34:28
Layla
bobbeach
19:34:37
I would hope the law is not so arbitrary as to depend on the mood of the judge!
batwench
19:34:38
batwench
19:34:47
EWen the crakling is gettimh worse
Ian__
19:34:58
Not sure about that batwench
tommygunn01
19:35:08
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Ian__
19:35:11
Too much comedy in trailer?
Ian__
19:35:18
Seemed to cheapen it
bobbeach
19:35:23
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tommygunn01
19:35:31
alright lads
TVsEgon
19:35:46
EXXACTLY, Ewen... Apple asking for a ruling and a congressional commission isn't them trying to break the law, they're working to GET proper law interpertation
Mullerbiker
19:36:08
Nah
Mullerbiker
19:36:51
USA will get the Communications Bill once its finalised :)
Ian__
19:36:58
Tim's letter was him trying to do a Steve Jobs Adobe letter, wrong circumstance
Mullerbiker
19:37:41
I have a diffrent view :)
tobylloyd
19:37:54
Tim said the letter was sent because the first they heard about this case,was from the media, the FBI didnt advise Apple that this was the process they wanted to take. So he said he felt it was the wrong way to approch it
TVsEgon
19:38:26
Yeah, the letter was a provocative gesture, but everything after that seemed to be more inline with following the law and getting buy-in from Congress & the courts
Mullerbiker
19:38:45
That is a black hole
Mullerbiker
19:39:14
If apple do that they will get a major judical back lash
tobylloyd
19:39:15
back hole?
tobylloyd
19:39:30
thats the issue, there is going to be no back hole
Mullerbiker
19:39:52
Sorry my tin foil hat is making me talk sense
DeepPan
19:40:37
must be too tight! :D
Mullerbiker
19:40:39
patrice Who wanna look at your porn history?
Ian__
19:40:46
Lol
Mullerbiker
19:41:28
TIN FOIL HAT TIME
batwench
19:42:33
It must be the tin foil that is making the sound crackly
borobarrister
19:42:37
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DocRock
19:43:09
DeepPan
19:43:14
If this all goes through and Apple complies, will the same rule apply if the Chinese government submit a request to Apple? And will the US government be happy for Apple to comply?
Mullerbiker
19:43:30
They get Ewens Red Tube passwoed :)
batwench
19:43:33
Ewen that is justr your normal spelling
Mullerbiker
19:44:13
DeepPan Man US UK and China are diffrent judical processes
Mullerbiker
19:44:48
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
maccast
19:44:52
@mullerbiker I take issue with everyone using the "I have nothing to hide" argument. That's not tinfoil hat.
borobarriet
19:45:02
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DeepPan
19:45:04
So does that mean the US will block everyone elses requests Muller?
maccast
19:45:07
At least when it comes to privacy
borobarriet
19:45:10
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patrice
19:45:41
We don’t need freedom of speach, because I’ve got nothing to say either :P
maccast
19:45:43
We all have things we want to "hide".
Ian__
19:45:50
No, they'll always find another way
Mullerbiker
19:46:16
maccast Privacy you give details away left right and centre if I was in my old job I could find stuff on you in hours…… I have to justify it but I could
maccast
19:46:41
Yes, but not EVERYTHING
tobylloyd
19:46:52
Oculus Rift Won't Support Mac Until Apple Releases a 'Good Computer' - HOW RUDE!
Mullerbiker
19:46:54
maccast you be suprised
maccast
19:47:43
If you don't care about privacy then please email me all the passwords for your email accounts. You have nothing to hide, right?
maccast
19:48:07
Don't worry I'll keep it to myself
Ian__
19:48:12
maccast: what can you hide in your phone that you wouldn't hide in your home that anyone could break into?
patrice
19:48:18
maccast: For now.
Mullerbiker
19:48:40
I wanna Warrant to look at maacst phone must be juicey :)
tobylloyd
19:48:51
‘The details surrounding the case have made it clear that while Apple is unable to access information on iOS devices, the same is not true of iCloud backups. Apple can decrypt an iCloud backup and provide the information to authorities when ordered to do so via a warrant, as it did in the San Bernardino case. ‘
richarddummer_
19:49:47
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Ian__
19:50:31
I would treat my phone like I would my home. It's down to me to protect it and have good safety measures in place but if the police come knocking then they have the right to access.
Mullerbiker
19:50:34
I said in slack I think the access to the phone will deliver nothing, but the FBI need to Dot Is and cross Ts so if in future an attack is linked back to San B they can say they did there best
richarddummer
19:50:55
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tobylloyd
19:52:30
lol
db
19:52:39
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tobylloyd
19:52:56
i have alot of trust of the police in the UK
TVsEgon
19:52:56
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tobylloyd
19:53:09
i think we are very lucky here
patrice
19:53:16
Yes we are
Mullerbiker
19:53:17
Tin Foil hats on :)
Mullerbiker
19:53:36
EXACTLY!
tobylloyd
19:53:56
it angers me to see those videos of people filming the police and antagonising them :(
Mullerbiker
19:54:26
And the GUY never owned the phone you have no privacy on work computers
Serenak
19:54:36
biggest flaw in all of this is that this wasn’t the perpertrator’s main phone - they destroyed their personal phones - this was a work supplied phone and probably contains nothing
Mullerbiker
19:54:59
So you have to pay apple to take a photo on the Pro?
Robert
19:55:03
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tobylloyd
19:55:14
Apple Planning to Debut OLED iPhone in 2017
Ian__
19:55:39
iPhone Middle Class
DocRock
19:55:43
10 people dies in the contaminated water incident in Flint and the govenment said too bad... why they are poor minority community, but the 14 in SB is a must fix because "Terrorist"
DocRock
19:55:47
that shit is sad
Mullerbiker
19:56:20
DocRock I seen that story thats digusting
Unidentified31603
19:56:26
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Serenak
19:56:31
but then it would end up being the iPhone Pro 2, 3, 4
Ian__
19:56:31
Would general public really dig iPhone pro?
tobylloyd
19:57:06
iPhone Small, Big, Bigger, Massive
Serenak
19:57:10
because people have to be able to differentiate the generations
Ian__
19:57:21
GIVE ME RAW
Mullerbiker
19:57:28
DocRock Saw the water colour and they claim the water passes water quality… WTF
patrice
19:57:44
Still available
paulums
19:57:56
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batwench
19:58:10
helll sexy paulums
paulums
19:58:52
Ewen - you're right mate!!!
Mullerbiker
19:58:52
patrice Satya Nadella invites me
patrice
19:59:09
Sucha Nutella? :P
Ian__
19:59:10
Sachin Nutella
bobbeach
19:59:18
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Mullerbiker
19:59:41
You lot are jokers and Fan Bouys
tobylloyd
19:59:52
Im a fanboy
tobylloyd
19:59:55
and proud
Ian__
20:00:41
'The flash thing' 😂
tobylloyd
20:01:05
I’ve never used the ‘Social Aspect’
Ian__
20:01:10
Ping
tobylloyd
20:01:18
I don’t give a crap :P
Mullerbiker
20:01:23
Birmingham City 1 Hull
Mullerbiker
20:01:34
Birmingham City 1 Hull 0
bobbeach
20:02:01
Connect is rubbish
batwench
20:02:23
Is the new coldplay song the one when someone is playing milkbottles?
tobylloyd
20:02:44
Does it work well on Sonos?
Ian__
20:02:58
Apple Music screwed my library and playlists. Not going back
bobbeach
20:03:03
Yes tobylloyd
maccast
20:03:04
@tobylloyd it works awesome with Sonos
tobylloyd
20:03:15
I’m waiting for my Spotify subscription to end on my sonos
tobylloyd
20:03:34
i got 0.99p for 3 months
Mullerbiker
20:03:39
Dont use SONOS it has a back door!
Mullerbiker
20:03:46
;)
bobbeach
20:03:46
I have both Spotify and Apple Music. Don't know if should keep both!
tobylloyd
20:03:55
Sonos = BEST GIFT EVER!
borobarrister
20:04:16
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DeepPan
20:04:41
that’s why Adam swore at the start of the show ;)
Mullerbiker
20:04:52
IPA Does maccast know the reason why IPA was developed ;0
maccast
20:05:24
@mullerbiker are you kidding? I'm a beer geek.
tommygunn01
20:05:32
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bobbeach
20:05:51
I prefer wine to beer. sorry!
batwench
20:05:54
feed???
patrice
20:06:01
i think ewe’s gone
maccast
20:06:02
Was that me or @Ewen?
maccast
20:06:08
My connection just went dead
patrice
20:06:12
*ewen
batwench
20:06:14
Thought it sa me
tobylloyd
20:06:17
noooo
DocRock
20:06:18
sheit
tobylloyd
20:06:23
it’s all the FBI chat
DocRock
20:06:25
thought it was me too
tobylloyd
20:06:26
they found US!
patrice
20:06:27
Apple killed the sow :D
maccast
20:06:32
Apple WAS listening. Shit
DocRock
20:06:33
show too
patrice
20:06:33
*show
tobylloyd
20:06:36
TIN FOIL HATS ON NOW!
DocRock
20:06:37
hehehehe
Ian__
20:06:43
They got to Ewen's back door!
Ewen
20:06:44
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Mullerbiker
20:06:44
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patrice
20:06:48
lol
patrice
20:06:59
I hope not :D That might hurt
Serenak
20:07:00
it buffered then I reloaded and its dead
tobylloyd
20:07:00
Thats proves
tobylloyd
20:07:08
Ewens connection
Ian__
20:07:09
Ewen's back door has been violated, and he didn't have too pay for the privilege
bobbeach
20:07:14
Looks like it's down for everyone. Tho8ght it was just me
Ian__
20:07:15
😂
DocRock
20:07:16
We can burn apple v FBI but piss on Apple Music and Jonny Iovine stood up and sliced the connect
tobylloyd
20:07:26
He’s got a broken pipe apparently
DocRock
20:07:33
We done pissed off one of the Jonnies
patrice
20:07:37
:D
DocRock
20:07:53
Ian__ hahahahaha
Ian__
20:07:57
I bet muller was using BTN wifi for porn
patrice
20:07:59
@toby: Only linux nerds got that one :D
tobylloyd
20:08:10
;)
mullerbiker
20:08:15
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DocRock
20:08:31
mullerbiker_ already runs the BTN Pron Show
bobbeach
20:08:37
>
DocRock
20:08:40
>
mullerbiker
20:09:04
Hello world
Ian__
20:09:07
mullerbiker: 'The Link Show' 😉
tobylloyd
20:09:11
What was he saying about 200mbit connections?
patrice
20:09:12
:P
Serenak
20:09:15
Hello Mullerbiker :D
DocRock
20:09:16
Have you truned it on and of again sir...?
mullerbiker
20:09:19
Rebooting
tobylloyd
20:09:23
That crappy Virgin internet ;)
mullerbiker
20:09:41
Vigin gone down I'm on 4G standby
bobbeach
20:09:49
Phone Branson
DocRock
20:10:00
Pee Break :0
borobarrister
20:10:03
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mullerbiker
20:10:04
DocRock: yeah off waiting for on
patrice
20:10:05
Tea break
tobylloyd
20:10:12
If this was BT (Other networks do exisit) that wouldnt of happened ;)
bobbeach
20:10:25
Have
DocRock
20:10:59
I really want a steak and cheeze sammich right now
tobylloyd
20:11:11
I had to make an apperiance after Openreach got a slating late week :D
mullerbiker_
20:11:13
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Ewen
20:11:16
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DocRock
20:11:25
i think it was KP not internet connect
patrice
20:11:27
@Doc: me too. Can’t eat it, though :(
tobylloyd
20:11:33
I had to make an apperiance after Openreach got a slating late week :D
borobarrister
20:11:36
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tobylloyd
20:11:53
appearance*
Ewen
20:12:12
Back
mullerbiker
20:12:28
Someone help Ewen is singing
maccast
20:12:55
@mullerbiker_ The story is they had to up the hops in the beer sent from the UK to India so that it would survive the journey, but some say tht isn't true because Porters were also shipped to India
Ian__
20:12:59
Give him a drink
Mullerbiker_
20:13:09
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mullerbiker
20:13:28
maccast: well done you googled it 😂
maccast
20:13:29
They did slightly alter the for travel though
mullerbiker
20:13:37
Ok we're back
db
20:14:15
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Ian__
20:14:27
Remember the Justin TV days where reboots were like every show?
tobylloyd
20:14:33
Guess whos back, back again
Ian__
20:14:35
Thank god for uk2 and 100tb
mullerbiker__
20:14:59
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mullerbiker
20:14:59
The stream down standby
Jamescaff
20:15:26
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tobylloyd
20:15:49
pedal faster!
Jamescaff
20:15:59
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Jamescaff
20:16:04
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tobylloyd
20:17:04
I’ve listened to the podcast up until today
tobylloyd
20:17:33
does this happen often? You do a great job of hiding it if it does :D
patrice
20:17:34
@toby ugh. My condolences :P
Jamescaff
20:17:39
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patrice
20:18:01
No. We’re perfect :P
Ewen
20:18:04
We have internet back but for some reason I cant stream
tobylloyd
20:18:31
ports
Ian__
20:18:43
tobylloyd: not really, in the old days yes. But since 100tb stream has been excellent
mullerbiker
20:18:47
Looks like 100 TB server gone down cause stream crashed
tobylloyd
20:18:51
as if i’d know :P
tobylloyd
20:19:04
it never goes down!
Ian__
20:19:16
Time to fire up Justin TV @ewen?
mullerbiker
20:19:18
Be back soon
Ian__
20:19:20
😂
tobylloyd
20:19:36
i found the issue. the 100TB.com logo is on fire
tobylloyd
20:19:39
is that normal?
mullerbiker
20:19:40
I could periscope it 😎
bobbeach
20:19:42
We'll have to have a Slackroom discussion instead!
maccast
20:20:20
Star Wars Headspace: https://itun.es/us/W-QCab
tobylloyd
20:20:58
@maccast 3 star rating
tobylloyd
20:21:05
lol
patrice
20:21:19
Thanks @maccast
paulums
20:21:43
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20:21:55
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tobylloyd
20:21:58
"What a piece of junk" -Luke Skywalker
tobylloyd
20:21:59
tobylloyd
20:22:00
by John Williams himself
tobylloyd
20:22:00
Obi Wan didn't die for this
maccast
20:22:03
@tobylloyd And you let other form your opinion of stuff? 😉
paulums
20:22:12
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paulums
20:22:22
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tobylloyd
20:22:23
i love reading reviews
paulums
20:22:35
me see no video
patrice
20:22:53
Me no speak americano
patrice
20:22:54
:P
mullerbiker
20:22:56
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Ewen
20:23:08
We are working furiously to restore your connection
DeepPan
20:23:22
Has this become the Mac Show for the hard of hearing? #ReadTheStoryLinksYourself :D
tobylloyd
20:23:36
lol
Mullerbiker_
20:23:38
I try and periscope it if were stuggling
tobylloyd
20:23:54
could i have the links?
bobbeach
20:23:56
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patrice
20:24:15
Same link @doc
DeepPan
20:24:20
Is “Periscoping” the same as “Tea-Bagging” muller? :D
DocRock
20:24:20
Mullerbiker_
20:24:33
OK I periscope but it will be limited I cant get the guests….
patrice
20:25:29
@DeepPan It’s a bit like brown nosing :P
paulums
20:25:49
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DocRock
20:26:02
maccast ^^^^
bobbeach
20:26:08
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tobylloyd
20:27:07
^^^^ i like that one Doc
bobbeach
20:27:36
Looks like I might have to watch football. Oh wait it's Birmingham City.
tobylloyd
20:27:59
Footballs?
tobylloyd
20:28:06
I’ll pass
DocRock
20:29:21
those three
bobbeach
20:29:22
Have to have a combined end of mac show/big show
Mullerbiker_
20:29:40
i got 15 viewers
tobylloyd
20:30:03
Are we back
bobbeach
20:30:30
Yes!
batwench
20:30:43
wb
Mullerbiker_
20:31:30
patrice just wants to take the blue pill
patrice
20:31:38
yep:P
Ian__
20:31:42
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tobylloyd
20:32:26
lol
Mullerbiker_
20:33:26
Moobs
Ian_
20:33:30
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bobbeach
20:35:02
Seeing someone on Skype is not VR
Mullerbiker_
20:35:06
Half Time Birmingham 1 Hull 0 hope we come out second half COYB
bobbeach
20:36:27
Conversate?!
DocRock
20:36:28
dialogus miraculorum
bobbeach
20:36:36
It's converse
tobylloyd
20:36:37
Conversate
tobylloyd
20:37:07
merriam-webster???!!!
DeepPan
20:37:11
It sounds like a George Bush word
bobbeach
20:37:24
Yes exactly!
tobylloyd
20:37:25
who the bloody hell is that!
bobbeach
20:37:41
Look in the Oxford!
DeepPan
20:37:49
Dubya
Mullerbiker_
20:38:58
Merriam Webster is when you talk Bollox on a podcast
patrice
20:39:09
@Doc.. that’s the US version :D
DocRock
20:39:10
ignore the american english part of the link
tobylloyd
20:39:17
:P
batwench
20:39:19
WE LOVE HOYA THEIR GLASSES ROCK
Mullerbiker_
20:39:40
Thats why Ewens Eyes look so large :)
patrice
20:39:57
I ewen cutting out for you, too?
Mullerbiker_
20:40:04
PATRICE
DocRock
20:40:05
batwench
20:40:09
No we are good
patrice
20:40:28
weird
batwench
20:40:43
ewen - the sound has also improved since you came back no snap, crakle or pop
tobylloyd
20:41:08
did you make that up?
Mullerbiker_
20:41:27
I got some too ;0)
maccast
20:41:43
Sorry @docrock the Oxford link says, "Entry from US English dictionary"
batwench
20:41:47
They even have options up here in the back of beyond that do HOYA
patrice
20:41:49
DocRock
20:41:54
i saw that after
Mullerbiker_
20:42:06
His Nose?
bobbeach
20:42:37
As the old phrase goes "two countries separated by a common language"!
Mullerbiker_
20:43:06
Zoooom the lalalllllla ohhhh Zoom …..
patrice
20:43:14
Zomm zoom zoom
Mullerbiker_
20:43:37
patrice Nope thats Vroome Vroome Vroom
patrice
20:43:42
LOL
Mullerbiker_
20:44:19
Dick to phone snigger
tobylloyd
20:45:05
when i worked in radio we used them all the time
batwench
20:45:36
Is the stream being ikky again for other peopel?
Mullerbiker_
20:45:38
DocRock were you stick your Zoom? Did it touch a Hoya
tobylloyd
20:45:52
no batwench
tobylloyd
20:45:59
is it crackling for you?
batwench
20:46:24
tobylloyd: not anymore. Just dropping out occasionally on video feed
Mullerbiker_
20:46:39
patrice ohhh nice Police Video tool if you can stictch up video :0
Serenak
20:47:07
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Serenak
20:47:20
>> Joins the chat room
tobylloyd
20:47:27
freemium
DocRock
20:47:31
Mullerbiker_
20:47:34
Docs Zoom been near a Hoya defo
tobylloyd
20:47:34
User Experiance
tobylloyd
20:47:48
;)
maccast
20:48:19
Not available in the UK
tobylloyd
20:49:37
£84.99
maccast
20:50:00
Sorry, I was wong
Mullerbiker_
20:51:23
You know Satch is my mate tell him patice
tobylloyd
20:51:26
@maccast what mic is that? :)
Mullerbiker_
20:51:45
And I got a PC and it dont on mine
DeepPan
20:51:53
TombRaider
Mullerbiker_
20:52:08
Its not Muller proof
Mullerbiker_
20:52:12
:)
borobarrister
20:52:26
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DeepPan
20:53:26
He should watch the show, know when it’s time! ;)
batwench
20:53:39
Mullerbiker_
20:53:57
It is good I had a play
patrice
20:54:21
#notShite :P
Mullerbiker_
20:55:10
Shite noticed the room is 30 seconds behind us :)
batwench
20:55:15
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Mullerbiker_
20:56:13
patrice opps
DeepPan
20:56:31
Please hold caller
db
20:57:51
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Serenak
20:58:00
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
20:59:01
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paulums
20:59:43
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Carey934
21:00:11
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maccast
21:00:36
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batwench
21:01:05
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batwench
21:01:16
Hello…again....
paulums
21:01:54
Ewen - line 4 is showing offline
DeepPan
21:01:59
He be a pirate!
Mullerbiker_
21:02:39
paulums……ello
batwench
21:03:07
dont leave out the seamen!
Mullerbiker_
21:03:32
paulums ewen was slagging off apple so they kicked the macs off line
tobylloyd
21:03:47
^^^^ quite right too
tobylloyd
21:03:53
never slag off macs!
tobylloyd
21:03:55
;)
Gazmaz
21:03:56
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Gazmaz
21:04:04
Gooooood evening
DeepPan
21:05:10
sticks his right hand in a pint of larger to get his date drunk!
batwench
21:05:13
We can see paulums xcxc
Colin
21:05:15
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paulums
21:05:30
batwench - lets see em!
db
21:06:59
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batwench
21:08:26
Has he greased his tread nipple?
DeepPan
21:09:01
bit of nut lube sir?
paulums
21:09:02
Shit I'm posting mullerbiker links
tobylloyd
21:09:47
;)
Ian_
21:10:03
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Mullerbiker_
21:10:07
paulums We having a convo at next bash :)
DeepPan
21:10:23
dramatic reading?
bobbeach
21:10:32
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Mullerbiker_
21:10:39
I have to give my penis 2 weeks warning
DeepPan
21:10:42
just the tip?
bobbeach
21:11:02
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Mullerbiker_
21:11:33
Carey934 Hello mate
Carey934
21:11:54
hello
tobylloyd
21:12:30
Dick heads like me are posting things an your good links Carey are getting missed :(
tobylloyd
21:12:39
im sorry
Carey934
21:14:16
:)
batwench
21:15:32
Ewen - if you are an an owner or admin and you pay for your team yes you can: https://get.slack.hel p/hc/en-us/articles/201314026-Roles-and-permissions-in-Slack
db
21:15:49
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Mullerbiker_
21:16:05
Ewen your not the Owner
SwampRat
21:16:41
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batwench
21:17:04
mullerbiker: is he an admin and pay for it?
batwench
21:17:33
mullerbiker: it’s you’re not your
tobylloyd
21:18:08
hear hear!
bobbeach
21:19:14
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batwench
21:19:53
Mullerbiker_
21:20:00
Does Gaz love his Iphone5 and when will he get a 6?
DeepPan
21:20:12
If you like something more suggestive, Jeff will give it to you! :D
Mullerbiker_
21:20:49
Like Fuck he will edit
batwench
21:21:28
I went into a bar and asked for a double entendre, the bar man gave me one.
Colin
21:21:42
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Mullerbiker_
21:21:59
Worse he was in the same room he was in same room was with children talking to Tim Peake :)
Mullerbiker_
21:22:08
Jokin BTW
Gazmaz
21:22:15
@Mullerbiker iPhone 5 blimey I wish!
bobbeach
21:22:18
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DeepPan
21:22:35
Have you watched the ISS pass overhead at night? Amazing to watch with the naked eye
Mullerbiker_
21:22:45
79 mins Birmingham Still 1 Hull 0
borobarrister
21:23:08
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker_
21:23:14
paulums Ewen was on BBC Midlands and never mentioned BTN !
batwench
21:23:38
mullerbiker: and he wasnt on crimewatch this time!
Mullerbiker_
21:24:17
batwench cause he was elimated from enquiries this time
Mullerbiker_
21:26:21
I got one Win PC on 10 its not displaying ads TBF
bobbeach
21:26:39
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DeepPan
21:29:00
the memory limit on a cheaper version sounds like common sense
batwench
21:29:58
does the surface 3 currnty run w10?
DeepPan
21:30:00
So, 5.25 floppy disks that were only single sided until you took a hole punch to them?
mullerbiker
21:30:27
I'm thinking that only reason to go back to PC is games think console or Apple TV is ok for me.
batwench
21:31:26
I have bootcamp on my air with w10 as a few prgrams I need for degree only run on Windows and AutoCAD for Mac is HORRIBLE interface
mullerbiker
21:31:52
Unlimited bandwidth :)
DeepPan
21:32:35
I think the enterprise version of Win10 doesn’t auto update, so enterprise admin can control the updates
mullerbiker
21:32:45
paulums: my god computers freak eastanglicans
SwampRat
21:33:49
Nobody expects the Windows Inquisition!
DeepPan
21:33:53
Microsoft will make up for it by automatically putting a U2 album on your PC :D
batwench
21:34:23
DeepPan: they could make it worse and have a Juston Bieber free album
mullerbiker
21:34:32
Unless you power user iPads or tablets are more than powerful
batwench
21:34:35
Theft?
mullerbiker
21:34:53
batwench: no
DeepPan
21:35:35
If only there was a court case it progress to try and stop unwelcomed parties for accessing your hardware! :D
mullerbiker
21:35:55
Definition of theft is deprive or permatantlly deprive property
Ewen
21:36:29
WTF Theft. I said criminal dammage
mullerbiker
21:36:50
You might argue you could say abstract electricity?
GBRedneck
21:36:51
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DeepPan
21:37:00
Sounds like an Apple fan in the making :D
mullerbiker
21:37:37
bIrmingham city won 
DeepPan
21:37:38
It’s marketing, there are ONLY morons
Ewen
21:37:39
WTF Muller this ifuck all to do with abstraction
batwench
21:37:43
mullerbiker: if you ohave bought it dont you own that copy and they are depriving you of useing it
batwench
21:38:00
Pi 3 runs w10 according to mr B
mullerbiker
21:38:18
EWen I could get that past cps no problem ;)
mullerbiker
21:38:32
Don't care Blues won
Ewen
21:38:40
Your fucked int eh head MUller
Ewen
21:38:45
Youre
DeepPan
21:39:45
batwench
21:41:47
Sperm actually
KenK
21:41:51
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batwench
21:42:13
Accorsing to mr B ewen is worth it
DeepPan
21:42:55
Is Eric going to be “selling it hard” to the Pentagon, or will he have “purchasing influence” deciding where the pentagon spend their money (with google)?
mullerbiker
21:43:00
JeffG: I got one too mine in fashioned with more care
JeffG
21:43:16
I expect nothing less
mullerbiker
21:43:32
Ewen: is talking in sexy time
mullerbiker
21:44:10
Yeah no
mullerbiker
21:44:37
The Google car committed suicide
KenK
21:45:43
One little crash. I suppose we need to find the agents of the car companies. :)
mullerbiker
21:46:55
No
mullerbiker
21:47:11
Sorry disagree
batwench
21:47:24
Harry is the cat
mullerbiker
21:47:25
Driving is so complicated
mullerbiker
21:47:43
And so much traffic
KenK
21:47:43
We don’t do well driving cars.
batwench
21:48:08
I can safety say I am not a good driver
mullerbiker
21:48:17
I'm trained to advance level and I say it's the most complex thing most people do
batwench
21:48:43
i only had to learn to drive as I moved to the back of beyond
tobylloyd
21:48:50
Automatics :P
mullerbiker
21:48:51
And I ride motorbikes and watch car drivers don't pay attention
tobylloyd
21:48:54
Lazy driving ;)
SwampRat
21:49:20
I've been driving since I was 16, never had an accident. I watch the road AND the other drivers!
Gazmaz
21:49:35
seen thousands
mullerbiker
21:49:41
Ewen: is lying he a celebrity photogrpher he has his own helicopter
DeepPan
21:49:42
I used to do a lot of onsite IT work for clients, but now it’s all remote access
KenK
21:49:45
Their we go. Car driving equates to freedom. The proper American argument.
mullerbiker
21:50:38
KenK: US has more open roads than we have though
mullerbiker
21:51:28
Strip mall snigger
KenK
21:51:39
Mullerbiker, I know. I’m needling a bit.
KenK
21:52:34
I rather doubt we will see the States change how we get around, set up for the car, any time soon.
mullerbiker
21:52:37
We will have them
mullerbiker
21:52:50
Matter of time
DeepPan
21:54:22
Hasn’t law been passed so the writters of the car software will be exempt of any liability in a crash?
mullerbiker
21:54:43
Carey934: the youth will be one way or the other convicted of murder
batwench
21:55:19
mullerbiker: legal consultant :-)
DeepPan
21:55:25
I’m sure I heard something that it’s been sneaked through
mullerbiker
21:55:36
batwench: I'm Ewan's lawyer
mullerbiker
21:56:29
There is discussion papers online re insurance for autonomy
mullerbiker
21:56:49
Cars but its untested and not needed yet
KenK
21:57:08
That’s the way it is in most states. Permit at 15, license at 16. Of course, the parents pay a boat load of insurance.
tobylloyd
21:57:35
So was the google car and driver hoping the bus would stop?
KenK
21:57:35
Do they have any cherry red Google cars? That’d be amusing
mullerbiker
21:57:37
KenK: your in US then
KenK
21:57:52
Yes, Mullerbiker. Michigan
tobylloyd
21:58:38
So when you learn to drive, they tell you never to second guess another driver, so why did the car just stay put until the road was clear :/
mullerbiker
21:58:51
And it nulls your MOT
mullerbiker
21:59:10
Agreed
KenK
22:00:15
Can’t imagine us getting anything like the MOT because it would impinge upon our “freedom” and “right” (I know it’s not a right but many believe it isor act like it is) to drive.
mullerbiker
22:00:28
Yeah but from a UK prog some US forces need fines to keep city going
mullerbiker
22:02:05
Oh fuck
mullerbiker
22:04:33
Is that similar to new apple chips that doesn't even which will be next A10 chip
KenK
22:06:40
Cool pushing of technology but I’ll wait for prices to drop to the $100-200 TB/range. BUt then I’m just buying for personal use really.
KenK
22:07:28
Well, maybe $200-300 actually.
DeepPan
22:10:26
There’s no benefit to have a single massive volume
mullerbiker
22:11:36
Yeah but I agree with Carey934 I want more more
brightstar
22:12:13
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DeepPan
22:12:32
Much rather span across multi volumes
DeepPan
22:13:17
Having faster storage just means the bottle neck moves to the next part of the system
brightstar
22:13:34
also ewen those 40GB SSDs were SLC and therefore would have lasted longer than todays
KenK
22:14:05
I think we passed that point of lazy coding a long time back Gaz.
mullerbiker
22:15:49
I think I have diffrent needs from you Ewen
KenK
22:16:09
More like coding of 30 years and more ago when the only mainstream languages were Fortran, COBOL, C as far as commerical use goes really. Not counting things like BASIC, Pascal, and special purpose ones like LISP, Forth.
DeepPan
22:16:16
Enterprise server farms won’t want these, as it’s a single point of failure for a massive chunk of data. Much better to span smaller volumes as RAID or virtual storage
tobylloyd
22:16:52
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mullerbiker
22:16:53
DeepPan: those servers would have back up for that backup
DeepPan
22:17:26
yes they would, but still on smaller, cheaper disks
mullerbiker
22:18:15
Carey934: I'm with you
Gazmaz
22:19:04
Follow up news story to Robots and being stupid though it’s not the robot. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35710988
Carey934
22:19:11
These SSDs work in RAID
Carey934
22:19:19
or NAID
mullerbiker
22:19:47
btw we ship our tinfoil hats world wide £4 pp international £5 pp
mullerbiker
22:20:14
Is that a sex robot?
BronwynECG
22:21:24
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KenK
22:22:13
Untrustworthy humans running the robots. But would those people follow people too? Could be more of an indictment of the foloowers.
Gazmaz
22:22:30
Well maybe :)
KenK
22:22:40
Baaaaaaaahhhhhhh
mullerbiker
22:23:00
Gazmaz: you got your iPhone 6 yet
mullerbiker
22:23:12
rAcist
mullerbiker
22:23:56
Aliens did that ;)
DeepPan
22:24:16
and slaves. Slaves played a big part :D
mullerbiker
22:24:21
Good man
mullerbiker
22:25:35
GOOGLE and IPHONE upload em and so does WINDOWS
mullerbiker
22:26:02
Sniff
DeepPan
22:26:19
would the program makers want people that have prep’d? No drama
DeepPan
22:26:24
take a picture
DeepPan
22:26:27
tweet it
KenK
22:26:57
Oh god, Survivor has made an appearance on a tech show. Utterly awful.
DeepPan
22:27:05
Darwinism at work
SwampRat
22:27:06
Moths to a flame
mullerbiker
22:27:27
Far fnar
DeepPan
22:27:29
was Dave a safety robot?
KenK
22:27:48
Fire is pretty; don’t you know :)
batwench
22:28:09
Where I work if I hear an alarm I get the heck out and as far away as possible
mullerbiker
22:28:41
Carey934: even 30 yrs the alarm did that
KenK
22:29:00
Well maybe she was going to try and save someone in the bathroom.
mullerbiker
22:29:15
Or front end
brightstar
22:29:27
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batwench
22:29:42
KenK: you should always save yourself first
KenK
22:30:28
Batwench, I agree. Actually if you’re trying to save someone else you have to first be sure you’re in a safe position first.
mullerbiker
22:31:00
Whaaaaaaaa
batwench
22:31:09
I said in the middle of the gift shop of Dove Cottage (Wordsworth house) “Why is there so many books on poetry?”
DeepPan
22:31:16
trades description!! :D
batwench
22:31:41
Ben Fogle?
BronwynECG
22:32:18
bear grylls is a bitch
BronwynECG
22:32:21
:P
mullerbiker
22:32:23
batwench: FFS
batwench
22:32:47
to which comment dear mullerbiker ?
BronwynECG
22:32:57
i’m more a fan of les stroud survivorman :)
mullerbiker
22:33:00
BronwynECG: hello was asking Ewen where the fuck you were missed you
BronwynECG
22:33:11
ACTION makes a face at mullerbiker 
mullerbiker
22:33:12
batwench: all
DeepPan
22:33:34
you mean Norwich? :D
batwench
22:33:54
`shrine?
mullerbiker
22:33:56
BronwynECG: Que was being nice
BronwynECG
22:34:17
?
mullerbiker
22:34:21
Missed you eventulall 😂
mullerbiker
22:34:52
BronwynECG: not seen you in slack or room for ages
BronwynECG
22:35:09
social media overload
BronwynECG
22:35:44
ACTION waves at Ewen :P 
BronwynECG
22:35:53
O.O me?! what did I do? :D
batwench
22:35:53
Mark - lovely chap
KenK
22:36:05
People confuse technology with sophistication
mullerbiker
22:36:48
And nobody recognised him
batwench
22:37:18
According to Mr B - ewen ’s glasses arent as cool as my hoya glasses
mullerbiker
22:37:58
JeffG: fear the Hoya
JeffG
22:38:09
seriously
BronwynECG
22:39:04
i have to laugh everytime Hoya is metioned because I keep thinking of Georgetown University’s basketball team XD
batwench
22:39:07
Ewen to quote from Hoya Website: n fact, our advanced optics technologies can be found in everything from eyewear to flat-panel televisions to laptop computers.
KenK
22:39:16
Hm, wonder what it ouched of Hoya’s today.
mullerbiker
22:42:07
.
mullerbiker__
22:42:36
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batwench
22:42:42
OK THAT IS AWESOME
Gazmaz
22:43:01
Cool Carey :
batwench
22:43:04
Carey934: need link
batwench
22:43:30
Can’t be steampunk - no cogs on it!
BronwynECG
22:44:00
Slavatech Handmade 8GB Pentode Radio Tube ^
mullerbiker
22:44:07
Gazmaz: bought that last week
mullerbiker
22:45:10
Lego or Legos?
Gazmaz
22:45:17
LEGO
mullerbiker__
22:45:39
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mullerbiker
22:46:06
You know JeffG when you get to 99 you have to sell you Lego not authorised for use past 99
mullerbiker__
22:47:22
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batwench
22:47:50
I just vites
batwench
22:47:53
voted
mullerbiker
22:48:32
And that most people don't give a fuck
mullerbiker
22:49:05
The don't give a fuck app?
JeffG
22:50:03
The Sphero coding app for iOS is called Tickle.
mullerbiker
22:53:05
And we know JeffG likes his positions
JeffG
22:53:15
Boy howdy!
mullerbiker
22:53:32
Gazmaz: bought that last week
Ewen
22:53:32
mullerbiker
22:54:02
It's still in box 😂
mullerbiker
22:54:39
I doooooonnnnnntttttttt
mullerbiker
22:55:56
Ewen: his tin foil hat interferes with signal
mullerbiker
22:57:05
JeffG: is watching a. Movie? We're that boring.
JeffG
22:57:35
For science!
mullerbiker
22:58:36
Apple should provide a charger to do charge and use that's shit
mullerbiker
22:59:06
JeffG: your movies generate friction
mullerbiker
23:00:02
Here we go
mullerbiker
23:01:12
Mine is tin foil hat
mullerbiker
23:01:54
tif he is not the first that has responded to these twats.........
mullerbiker
23:02:12
It's is funny
mullerbiker
23:03:31
The funniest is guy who said to phone guy this is a murder scene... I wanna speak to your supervisor
DeepPan
23:04:36
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mullerbiker
23:04:43
Carey934: I got tin foil hats for sale
Carey934
23:04:56
:)
mullerbiker
23:05:12
JeffG: you need me one I wind him up
JeffG
23:05:34
You certainly do!
mullerbiker
23:06:02
JeffG: bring me in I make you show 
mullerbiker
23:07:19
paulums: is tuppence
paulums
23:07:34
fucking internet
Gazmaz
23:07:47
you mean ISP :)
mullerbiker
23:07:51
👀
batwench
23:08:07
night night all xcxc
batwench
23:08:11
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Gazmaz
23:08:20
Night night all :-)
Gazmaz
23:08:27
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JeffG
23:08:30
Bye, gang!
paulums
23:08:37
night
JeffG
23:09:24
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mullerbiker
23:10:58
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mullerbiker__
23:11:28
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KenK
23:12:37
bye all, going to shovel snow
KenK
23:13:09
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BronwynECG
23:13:27
O.O Where the hell where you in 1994 Ewen when I was visiting London? I *needed* all this “foreign” education :P
Ewen
23:14:41
Night Chatroom
BronwynECG
23:14:50
later
Ewen
23:14:54
THanks for coming along for the ride
SwampRat
23:14:55
I wouldn't mind seeing the house where the TV show "Blandings" was shot
Ewen
23:14:59
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BronwynECG
23:15:40
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paulums
23:15:59
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SwampRat
23:17:39
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Mullerbiker
23:22:14
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ni638629
23:28:43
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ni638629
23:30:00
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Carey934
23:34:34
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August 14 2018 21:34:14