Sacs
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GBRedneck
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GBRedneck
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JinOhChoi
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JinOhChoi
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GBRedneck
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DeepPan
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Mullerbiker
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Mullerbiker
18:41:28
Hello all
Mullerbiker
18:43:52
Systems booting…. standby for action anything could happening next couple of hours
Ewen
18:46:58
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GBRedneck
18:47:57
evening all
Ian_
18:49:01
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Ian_
18:49:33
Evening all
DeepPan
18:53:44
he’s alive!!
DeepPan
18:56:26
Moving those bottom screens has shown a crack in the brickwork :D
Ian_
18:56:37
News show shirt works a treat on green screen 😀
DeepPan
18:58:08
He’s doing a Tinky-Winky! :D
GBRedneck
18:59:45
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Majikman
19:00:02
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Majikman
19:00:13
Evening all
DeepPan
19:00:17
Mullerbiker, Tinky-Winky as in the TV on his front
DeepPan
19:00:31
nevermind ….. :D :D
Majikman
19:00:37
How was tonight's curry
Mullerbiker
19:01:00
Why his arse is more of a PO
maccast
19:01:01
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DeepPan
19:01:53
Ewen, program ident swap time
DeepPan
19:02:23
Yeh, loads of news updates on it, doing all again :D
richarddummer
19:02:30
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richarddummer
19:03:07
Ewen bad link on twitter
Mullerbiker
19:03:09
maccast your tin foil hat is catching the light
maccast
19:04:38
That's pure fact, it's not tin foil anything
DeepPan
19:06:05
set a timer for the FBI stuff, so everyone knows :)
Terry
19:07:10
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Majikman
19:07:40
I can see you
DeepPan
19:07:59
700GB? I’ve got 20GB on my phone plan!
batwench
19:08:37
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maccast
19:08:41
@deeppan that's on my ISP
maccast
19:08:45
not cellular
batwench
19:09:13
wow Docs just woken up voice.mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
DeepPan
19:09:14
@maccast, that’s why I’m surprised
batwench
19:09:52
you lost missed me the last 3 weeks?
Ian_
19:10:04
Who are you?
DeepPan
19:10:44
i heard 170 phones waiting to be openned, and this event has been the perfect queue to publicly push
batwench
19:10:47
the hutt?
batwench
19:11:04
ewen sounds good to me
batwench
19:11:32
what is jabba let me try
Majikman
19:12:34
no we have video
batwench
19:12:53
you sound good in chat room
DocRock
19:13:00
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batwench
19:13:08
gamer sh0w on apha geek
Ian_
19:13:35
My connection is sucky tonight, stream keeps freezing
DeepPan
19:13:36
oh, and “someone” reset the iphone password via MDM, otherwise they could have got everything from the icloud backup
DeepPan
19:14:09
Beer me!
maccast
19:14:29
@DeepDan, that's not right. Someone did reset the password, but that was not via MDM as MSM wasn't installed on the device
batwench
19:14:35
Ewen: Alpha geek do a Nerdtakula special from 2015 can we do one from this years Bash?
maccast
19:15:02
Has MDM, which they did have licensing for, been installed they could have simply unlocked the iPhone themselves
batwench
19:15:03
Ewen what would you do without me....
DeepPan
19:15:23
Company iPhone given out that can’t be used with MDM? How odd ….
Mullerbiker
19:15:40
batwench made it today where you sick note for last couple of weeks?
DeepPan
19:15:50
set a time limit on the fbi stuff
DanVA3ETS
19:15:53
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Mullerbiker
19:16:14
Jabba
batwench
19:16:15
DOC: its not the size of the pencil but how you write your name :-)
maccast
19:16:37
Yup, screw up on San Bernardino's part. But not relevant to the case at hand either
batwench
19:16:41
docrock SEE LAST COMMENT
DeepPan
19:17:20
Patrice didn’t ;)
batwench
19:17:28
@muller black dog visiting and me in Swansea
DocRock
19:17:36
James Cromwell
batwench
19:18:20
OMG he has The Kiss behind him, giving flash back to drama school
DocRock
19:18:42
batwench IN THE SNOW!!!
batwench
19:19:05
Never eat the yellow snow for that is where the huskys go
Mullerbiker
19:19:10
Facts! Alumium hats at the ready
DeepPan
19:19:13
“FBI thing”? I must have missed that in the news :D
Ian_
19:19:43
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Majikman
19:20:02
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db
19:20:02
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Mullerbiker
19:20:08
DocRock whats that mess on your left side of your shirt?
batwench
19:20:15
Given @ewen Bushmills and he becomes a snarking loon
Mullerbiker
19:20:33
BITE
batwench
19:20:40
@ewen lets not go there. been in swansea and the dark place
batwench
19:20:54
not been in work all week
batwench
19:21:08
what - writes in grphite
Mullerbiker
19:21:20
Fnar Fnar
DeepPan
19:21:31
Just the tip?
batwench
19:21:37
Ewens pencil doesnt navigate - SHOW TITLE
DeepPan
19:21:56
Too much use make the end fall off
batwench
19:22:02
tip loose, replaceable, screwed all the way in….. you are killing me
Mullerbiker
19:22:03
maccast you can get antibotics
Robert
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batwench
19:22:41
DocRock: BOLLOCKS
batwench
19:22:48
RSI it really is there.
Mullerbiker
19:22:59
My fingers are stained yellow from the Kismet
DeepPan
19:23:14
Lena Zavaroni?
batwench
19:23:18
was off 2 years with it. could not even hold a pen
Mullerbiker
19:24:09
DocRock your holding it wrong
batwench
19:24:17
Ewen: what about the pushing back on the hands both my hands collapse
DanVA3ETS
19:24:20
My girlfriend has had to get wrist braces, and they’ve definitely helped her.
Robert
19:25:02
Freakonomics?! Don't believe a word they say. Academic economists dismiss them
TerryB
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Mullerbiker
19:25:23
Ewen? Chair?
TerryB
19:25:24
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Tez
19:25:38
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Mullerbiker
19:26:40
Apple love giving the finger to the FBI.
batwench
19:28:18
what if you make the hand go numb by sitting on it
paulums
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Mullerbiker
19:28:56
You can flick the bird but not the pencil
batwench
19:28:56
paulums: hug hug huig
Robert
19:28:59
We all like using our dominated hand!
Mullerbiker
19:29:13
paulums ey up
batwench
19:29:16
think deadpool and the re-growing hand gag
paulums
19:29:23
hey batwench
paulums
19:29:32
hey mullerbiker
DeepPan
19:30:34
I can’t see the back door on it in that picture
Mullerbiker
19:31:04
Ewen trying to get it up
batwench
19:31:04
or they are all bollocks
Terry
19:31:10
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Robert
19:31:20
The Apple pencil is great. Miles better than any other stylus I've ever used with the iPad
Mullerbiker
19:31:27
Ah so it a samsung curve?
DanVA3ETS
19:32:03
I don’t like that name. I thgouht they’d gall it the 6SE or 6C.
GBRedneck
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batwench
19:32:48
but mr b has finally got his 6s
Mullerbiker
19:33:56
But is it FBI proof?
Mullerbiker
19:34:49
Ewen will upgrade like he wasnt going to buy an apple watch
batwench
19:34:57
a waterproof phone - now that I would like.
DanVA3ETS
19:36:04
3D touch is an intreguing thing for me, and I currently have a 6.
batwench
19:36:13
Heck if sony can do a waterproof phone why cant the others?
Robert
19:36:35
Diminishing returns have inevitably set in with the iPhone. The incremental improvements have gone down.
batwench
19:36:44
Ewen half inhced it?
Ewen
19:37:31
@Muller is the golden ale still in the freezer?
Mullerbiker
19:37:39
Tez Cool but needs to be bigger for me
batwench
19:37:41
Damn thought Wet Wednesday meant that DocRock would be in wet t-shirt
Tez
19:37:55
Agreed Muller
Mullerbiker
19:38:06
batwench he got a wet patch on his left tit
batwench
19:38:17
its a start
Mullerbiker
19:38:36
batwench or its manure
paulums
19:38:44
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batwench
19:39:32
Oh btw how do you get a hashtag on windows 10 bootcamp?
batwench
19:39:44
we were on the topic of shortcuts
DanVA3ETS
19:39:50
I’m totally a keyboard user, as I use VoiceOver here
Mullerbiker
19:40:04
Sausage fingers
Tez
19:40:04
I think it's shift+\
Tez
19:40:20
but I don't know... Try to find the home key!
Tez
19:40:24
that's a mission!
DanVA3ETS
19:41:49
Siri on the MAc is long, long overdue.
DeepPan
19:43:40
video and audio just jumped out of sync for anyone else?
Robert
19:44:13
Same for me DeepPan
batwench
19:44:21
Ewen: cant get right alt 3 to work for me
Nuris
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Mullerbiker
19:44:34
Shift 3 is £
maccast
19:45:17
@mullerbiker that's why on a US keyboard Alt+3 is £
Nuris
19:45:40
hi i am new here this is Nuris
Mullerbiker
19:45:51
alt 3 is #
Tez
19:46:18
Hi Nuris, welcome :)
DeepPan
19:46:37
it’s only a new term in the colonies ;)
DeepPan
19:47:17
Which part of London?
Nuris
19:47:25
True cirri is over do on the mac. it will be interesting to see how you can use it and what capabilities it will have.
Robert
19:47:44
Remember the old phrase: "Two countries separated by a common language!"
DanVA3ETS
19:47:56
Yeah it will be for sure.
maccast
19:48:37
I think for the UK it's always been Hash
maccast
19:48:48
In the US it's a bit different I guess
maccast
19:49:31
There's some that believe the origin might be "hatch" from crosshatching
batwench
19:50:08
Still dont have the quality of of the old cathoid ray tv's
DanVA3ETS
19:50:23
No TV manufacturers are making plasmas anymore.
Robert
19:50:40
Plasma has always been better than LCD
batwench
19:51:27
Guiness straight out of a bottle Ewen ARE YOU MAD
batwench
19:51:41
Tim looks Kermit in that picture
Robert
19:51:52
Rythre Arms quite close to us. Must try it.
DeepPan
19:52:07
thats what it was meant for from the start
Ewen
19:52:09
Bucket List item Robert
maccast
19:52:28
Make sure Terry gets his say
DanVA3ETS
19:53:45
I see where Tim’s coming from. If Apple creates this version of iOS, it could get into the hands of hackers, and spread.
DeepPan
19:53:45
Morons on twitter? I’m shocked! :D
JinOhChoi
19:54:33
Great to see this live.
Robert
19:54:56
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Nuris
19:55:19
wow 12 more phones. thats cazy
Nuris
19:55:44
however Tim cook is doing the right thing by not letting the FBI have that information
Nuris
19:56:27
besides whats to say that if they unlock those phones it can cause everyone to get there information broken in to and stolen.
Mullerbiker
19:56:51
1000’s of phones are forensic checked per year in UK 12 is small fry
Ewen
19:56:57
Not even close @Nuris
DeepPan
19:57:08
Totally right Doc
Ewen
19:57:18
Thats fucked as well @Tez
Robert
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DeepPan
19:58:48
So what did the FBI have to gain by making this specific request public?
Nuris
19:59:07
i agree it should have been done in a court
Tez
19:59:24
DId they go public or did Apple go public?
DeepPan
20:00:53
But whiy make THIS request public, and not the many others?
DeepPan
20:01:42
very true Ewen
batwench
20:01:50
Tez: the fact that Trump is in that story automatically gives me the goosebumps. I am a loon, I have the paperwork to prove it but that guy - ge whiz he is a total nutter
Mullerbiker
20:02:04
Tim gonna have a Tax audit and so is apple :)
batwench
20:02:17
Is it scary tat the FBI cant have guys to do this?
Tez
20:02:22
agreed @batwench, he's a charicature of himself
batwench
20:02:34
Mullerbiker: with or with out the latex gloves
DeepPan
20:02:41
OK, is Tim setting himself up to resign when the court upholds the request?
Mullerbiker
20:02:50
batwench going in dry
trigger
20:02:57
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batwench
20:03:11
Tez: I think his hair has more sense hence the reason he has it glued to his head so it doesnt try to escape him
batwench
20:04:18
Chatroom - need ideas for this years dress/costume for this years bash. Any ideas?
batwench
20:04:43
Is your DNA on the blood donors register public record?
batwench
20:05:20
or dont shag his wife, not really a best friend
Robert
20:05:50
Anyone stupid enough to give their DNA to a private company deserves what they get!
batwench
20:06:01
what about confession ewen - can the law force a priest to tell?
Mullerbiker
20:06:07
If Apple refuses a court order -- even one that hurts the company -- it can be held in contempt of court.
Mullerbiker
20:06:08
The U.S. government could fine the company for every day it doesn't comply. Apple has close to $200 billion in cash lying around, so it has lots of money to burn on this fight.
Mullerbiker
20:06:08
But a federal judge could instead send a top Apple executive behind bars -- in theory.
batwench
20:07:01
DocRock: not in the uk
Robert
20:07:10
There's a film about that @batwench starting Montgomery Clift. Can't remember its title
richarddummer
20:07:18
it has been said no criminal charges are being sought against Apple over this
batwench
20:07:28
ewen it is safe for work
batwench
20:07:55
DocRock: dont piss him off…
DeepPan
20:08:37
Google would sell the info for the same price they sell it to everyone else
batwench
20:08:50
hasnt apple done it for others?
Tez
20:08:51
lol sold as Google Adwords
Mullerbiker
20:09:02
Will Tim Cook go to jail?
Mullerbiker
20:09:03
That's unlikely. But it's possible.
Nuris
20:09:24
true google and microsoft would be having a difference there too
Robert
20:09:52
It's called "I Confess" - a Hitchcock film
DeepPan
20:10:28
OK, is Tim setting himself up to resign when the court upholds the request? Board to ask him to resign?
batwench
20:10:54
Ewen: the welsh whiskey will do that to you. i get all annoyed really easy
DeepPan
20:11:00
Then Tim runs for president (next House of Cards series)
DeepPan
20:11:16
Windows phone please
Mullerbiker
20:11:36
Apple needs to tread carefully, however. A bitter presidential election has further polarized the country around issues including how to respond to terrorists, and Apple needs to be careful the public doesn't turn against it.
Nuris
20:12:24
i would never use a droid its very unsecure.
Mullerbiker
20:12:26
By refusing the court's order, Apple is choosing to "protect a dead ISIS terrorist's privacy over the security of the American people," Sen. Tom Cotton, an Arkansas Republican, said in a statement.
batwench
20:12:40
Mullerbiker: you have to take into account the less techy savvy out there. they will believe the loudest fear causing voice
DeepPan
20:12:49
The new HP windows phone looks great :)
DanVA3ETS
20:13:06
Same here. I wouldn’t swwitch phones, as I rely on VoiceOver
Robert
20:13:15
Utter nonsense by Senator Cotton
DanVA3ETS
20:13:24
And Apple is the best option accessibility wise
batwench
20:14:01
The talaban must be reaaly pissed at that
DeepPan
20:14:04
people have been programmed
Mullerbiker
20:14:29
I must buy a wooden spoon for next weeks show
tioaboa
20:14:37
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batwench
20:14:55
Mullerbiker: why? they are not the italians RU team?
batwench
20:15:10
we lloooooooove uk2
Mullerbiker
20:15:23
batwench what? eh?
Robert
20:15:37
Apple never said 'software cancer" surely. Just idiots on Twitter. If you take Twitter comments seriously you must be mad.
Mullerbiker
20:15:55
An individual is in court for a minor offense that could still carry a 30 day sentence and he tells the judge to go F himself. Let's say the judge issues a small vacation of 10 to 30 days just on contempt. When the individual gets out and comes before the judge he once again gives him the universal sign of love and jolly F U.
Mullerbiker
20:15:56
What happens then? Can this become a never-ending cycle whereupon the person held in contempt keeps getting thrown in the clink endlessly? Could the initial reason the person was in court in the first place become a lifelong sentence because he wont stop insulting the judge(s)?
batwench
20:16:13
Wooden Spoon, 6 nations B4 italy joined we (wales) were at least guarentted to win something - the wooden spoon
DeepPan
20:16:40
Any news on the AppleTV app? :)
batwench
20:16:45
Ewen - I could be your booth girl - well 3 in one :-)
maccast
20:17:36
@Robert:
maccast
20:17:42
"The only way to get information -- at least currently, the only way we know -- would be to write a piece of software that we view as sort of the equivalent of cancer. We think it's bad news to write. We would never write it. We have never written it -- and that is what is at stake here," he said. "We believe that is a very dangerous operating system." - Tim Cook
batwench
20:17:49
Oh not sure on that one… real life - some people may take that too fr
Tez
20:18:54
Thats the Father.IO link
Mullerbiker
20:18:55
A prince albert for your phone :)
Tez
20:18:58
looks amazing!
batwench
20:19:40
Prince Albert didnt actally have a Prince Albert
Tez
20:20:33
DeepPan, I got an email about AppleTV development this morning, Apple TV Tech Talk videos are now available
Mullerbiker
20:20:57
I can get packs of chops sticks for not much
DeepPan
20:21:15
Hi Tez, yep, I just saw that on one of the news sites
Mullerbiker
20:21:20
This is an invention that is looking for a problem that dont exist
batwench
20:21:23
DocRock: she is gorgeous
Mullerbiker
20:22:15
Come to UK I show you a place to put you chop sticks
richarddummer
20:22:34
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batwench
20:22:46
DocRock: that is so simple but brill
Mullerbiker
20:23:09
Just open another pack
batwench
20:23:55
DocRock: JUST BACKED IT
Robert
20:24:23
Chopsticks!
maccast
20:25:10
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batwench
20:25:23
Mullerbiker: that brought tears to my eyes
DocRock
20:25:56
I got one and i picked it a few months back Ewen :p
Tez
20:26:11
Ctrl+Alt+3 for # on Bootcamp btw!
maccast
20:26:34
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richarddummer
20:27:02
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batwench
20:27:06
Tez: TA
Mullerbiker
20:27:12
batwench WTF
DeepPan
20:27:56
Pantomime cow?
Mullerbiker
20:28:34
batwench That made me wince
batwench
20:28:52
Mullerbiker: and I thought you had seen most things
maccast
20:28:59
is my connection still shit?
batwench
20:30:19
It gets me onto site in the am. Appart from Thursdays
DeepPan
20:30:40
“Top Gear for Tech”!!! :)
DeepPan
20:30:52
and on that bombshell …..
Mullerbiker
20:30:54
maccast no but the FBI are monitoring you
batwench
20:30:58
Tech Gear
Mullerbiker
20:31:12
DocRock Your Capt Slow
DeepPan
20:31:28
Adam has gone into witness protection by the looks of it
DocRock
20:31:34
I'm the Stig
Mullerbiker
20:31:41
Virgin Deny doing that….
Nuris
20:31:46
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batwench
20:31:49
DocRock: the 1st presenter of Top Gear was Angela Rippon
DeepPan
20:32:06
the white helmets!
Robert
20:32:12
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DocRock
20:32:16
Really batwench
DocRock
20:32:20
didn't know
batwench
20:32:30
DeepPan: only if you get an infected prince albert
DeepPan
20:32:44
that’s the green helmets
DeepPan
20:32:53
get the landing net ready!! :D
batwench
20:33:28
Mullerbiker: Ewen they couldnt afford it. Mind you if they sent Brecon gin…. I may move
batwench
20:33:55
Ewen: right that its for the BASH
batwench
20:34:12
will get the large bottle and bring your special gin down
batwench
20:34:18
3 weeks
batwench
20:34:28
call my ma,
batwench
20:35:21
Ewen: have they started teaching Ellis code at school yet?
batwench
20:35:45
At least Mullerbiker could have opened it for you
DeepPan
20:37:25
Has he tried SWIFT yet?
batwench
20:37:35
I learnt it in primary school BBC B's
batwench
20:38:20
My dad had the whole Input Magazine series
DeepPan
20:39:10
Muller is thinking of COBOL :D
batwench
20:39:21
My dad did a whole weather monitoring program. he was shite hot at
DeepPan
20:39:47
One of my first jobs was COBOL
DanVA3ETS
20:40:11
Hey Ewen, would be willing to help edit shows if you want help doing that.
batwench
20:40:28
ewen qbasic?
DeepPan
20:40:48
Using JANET at college :)
batwench
20:41:06
DeepPan: I thought it was super janet now
DeepPan
20:41:31
Might be, I’m talking about “back in the day” :)
maccast
20:41:40
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DeepPan
20:41:49
… when all this were fields ….. :D
batwench
20:42:31
Ewen: Mullerbiker we just got an invite to try and drink a whishkey bar dry on twitter
batwench
20:42:51
Ewen dont you mean SHABBER not jabber
AndyColeman
20:42:59
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batwench
20:44:22
what is the site address Mullerbiker
tioaboa
20:46:36
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Mullerbiker
20:47:53
batwench they better have a good supply :)
campionuk
20:48:25
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campionuk
20:49:23
ring ring @Ewen
Mullerbiker
20:50:14
what line
Mullerbiker
20:50:17
line 5
paulums
20:52:43
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tioaboa
20:53:58
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batwench
20:54:39
paulums: WILL YOU GET MINIONS?
paulums
20:55:14
batwench I do be getting minions
tioaboa
20:56:03
evening all
GBRedneck
20:56:09
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Mullerbiker
20:56:12
Two from Yorkshire and a Pudding
batwench
20:56:22
paulums: just beware that when you get them they will give you more work
batwench
20:56:29
Ewen: no - south wales
DeepPan
20:56:40
Ask Siri :D
paulums
20:56:47
batwench - thats what I'm worried about
batwench
20:57:14
Ewen: west wales - About 1.5 hrs from swansea
batwench
20:57:36
My cousin plays for ladies Villa
batwench
20:57:45
Mullerbiker: see last comment
batwench
20:58:56
Becasue she is called Georgina Harris
batwench
20:59:03
SOUTH WALES Ewen
batwench
20:59:19
Ewen you fooker
batwench
20:59:41
Was being polite
SwampRat
21:00:08
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JeffG
21:00:52
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batwench
21:01:47
JeffG: yyyyeeeeeessssss
JeffG
21:01:58
Hey, Batwench!
batwench
21:02:26
hello JeffG my snow wandering sexy yeti
DeepPan
21:02:43
this all sounds a bit “produced” :)
JeffG
21:02:49
No snow today, BW, but the day is young.
tioaboa
21:03:43
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tioaboa
21:04:19
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DeepPan
21:06:13
no one can see the arse gravy!
batwench
21:06:22
To quote deadpool - wear red so the bad guys cant see the blood
Tez
21:06:38
ergo wear brown!
JeffG
21:06:40
See the guy in the brown pants? He's got the right idea.
DeepPan
21:09:10
strumming his pink banjo
batwench
21:09:44
eeeeeewwwwwwwwweeeeeeeewwwwwwweeeeew
DeepPan
21:09:58
“paint me like one of your French girls” :D
batwench
21:10:22
and at that point I am off to feed the cats
paulums
21:10:39
mullerbiker = gimpbiker
Mullerbiker
21:12:26
Ewen slit your cherry Tez
DeepPan
21:12:42
hope he bought you dinner first
Tez
21:12:50
It's true, it seems like only last week we met for a bit of German Sausage and now this
Tez
21:13:03
he knows how to ease you into it, that's for sure
Mullerbiker
21:13:26
JeffG will need to powder up to get into his gimp suit
db
21:13:56
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DanVA3ETS
21:14:16
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Mullerbiker
21:14:31
paulums is renting in Norwich
batwench
21:14:50
paulums: effing awesome
campionuk
21:15:08
that is way too cool !!!
batwench
21:15:19
That seems fair
Mullerbiker
21:15:32
paulums you get yourself slipped a big one…. wince
batwench
21:15:43
paulums: I hope you set the website up on UK2
TechyTez
21:15:57
ooooh like the background!
batwench
21:16:56
Ewen: I hope you appricate that Mr Batwench away from home but is not calling me as the big show is on
Mullerbiker
21:17:19
Im not….
Ewen
21:17:21
Quite Right @Batwench
batwench
21:17:38
Have any of you boys tried to buy FMB when you have large calfs. Not easy
batwench
21:18:24
Its like trying to buy push up bra when you are a 42F
batwench
21:19:24
I have no idea whats going on most of the time
wakemp
21:19:49
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TechyTez
21:19:53
Does your camera have a mind of its own!?
SwampRat
21:20:31
Haven't seen any ads on my Windows 10
TechyTez
21:20:59
Nor I, but I paid to upgrade to pro
DeepPan
21:21:29
I’m guessing this won’t be in the Pro or Enterprise version
tioaboa
21:22:52
mullerbike lol
DeepPan
21:24:14
The cost of them supporting older multiple versions of the OS is probably more expensive than giving away the latest version to get everyone to standardise on it
Mullerbiker
21:24:17
Has paulums got a forsehead?
DanVA3ETS
21:24:52
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batwench
21:25:13
paulums: I havent had nowt on my bootcamp
Mullerbiker
21:26:00
Microsoft bend over and take it like a man...
Mullerbiker
21:26:39
Hold on isnt Mac upgrades free?
markop
21:27:21
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DanVA3ETS
21:27:32
Apple makes most of their money on hardware, whereas Microsoft is more of a software company. And I agree that just stuffing in adverts on the lock screen without really telling people?
batwench
21:27:41
ewen top result on google
http://indaporn.inf o/dada/erofile%20medical%20rectal%20temperature%20and%20suppository%20porn%20movie/
JeffG
21:29:22
Well, there you go.
wakemp
21:29:51
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batwench
21:30:12
I didn’t think they were that strong
markop
21:30:55
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Mullerbiker
21:31:05
Raise Sheilds….
Mullerbiker
21:31:29
The Romulans used green lasers
Mullerbiker
21:31:55
Are the Irish Sea no wonder the laser was green
TechyTez
21:31:56
Dirty Romulans
markop
21:32:32
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batwench
21:32:50
I find all of the classy sites
Mullerbiker
21:32:58
NOT ME :)
batwench
21:33:42
Ewen: if I am such a dissapointment i am sure that JeffG or paulums will punish me for you
paulums
21:34:18
batwench - assume the position
batwench
21:34:34
ttthhhhhwwwwwaaaaacccccckkkkk
TechyTez
21:34:55
Old people and their interwebs
Mullerbiker
21:35:36
Tez get on the naughty step
markop
21:36:26
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paulums
21:36:30
DeepPan I soo remember this
DeepPan
21:37:10
paulums, that game made me feel so ill!
paulums
21:37:32
DeepPan - yeah and it cost 5 quid a go
tioaboa
21:38:05
all those things make me ill.
DeepPan
21:39:10
they must have seen you coming!!! :D
DeepPan
21:40:01
I think AR will be more useful than VR
markop
21:40:34
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Mullerbiker
21:40:59
VR didnt take off cause it was shit
batwench
21:41:16
Rob was great, so was his BF
tioaboa
21:41:18
like flying cars been promised forever
markop
21:41:30
We're about to be able to demo different visual effects with different lens products using VR headset
Mullerbiker
21:41:32
and us old guys hadnt improved t yet :)
tioaboa
21:42:09
there is still a % of us that will have motion sickness and not be able to used them
batwench
21:42:56
Ewen: I LOVED THE space thing at last years bash
Mullerbiker
21:44:25
Ewen was pissed :)
Mullerbiker
21:46:00
Who believes that?
batwench
21:47:31
Its the only one I could find in 5 secs
Mullerbiker
21:48:14
Ewen will buy it !
Mullerbiker
21:49:01
at JeffG will come with groin attachment
JeffG
21:49:14
We can live in hope!
Mullerbiker
21:50:06
You need sheep POV porn for campion
DeepPan
21:50:14
’t caadboard
paulums
21:50:25
can you play last of the summer wine please?
batwench
21:50:50
Ewen: I saw it in a Cex for £300
DeepPan
21:51:46
are they playing minecraft with it
Mullerbiker
21:51:51
batwench you mist typed C for S ?
batwench
21:52:22
Mullerbiker: nope
batwench
21:52:28
see link
Mullerbiker
21:52:40
No fecking interest
DocRock
21:53:10
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DeepPan
21:54:13
fit these things with guns and you don’t need an infantry!
batwench
21:54:15
Mullerbiker: not even if attached to distillery
batwench
21:54:31
DeepPan: I think that may be the end game
batwench
21:54:54
JeffG: we do have them already they work at mcdonalds
batwench
21:55:14
sorry that is insulting the robots
DeepPan
21:55:59
You’d think this was actually harder to do than a self driving car
tioaboa
21:56:52
funded by DARPA as well as Google
DeepPan
21:56:59
but the military uses will be better funded unfortunately
paulums
21:57:37
Jeff says deply the dog style. My dream!
Mullerbiker
21:58:18
Doggy Style?
batwench
21:58:42
yes but both sides would have a robot armies.
Mullerbiker
21:58:54
Attack of the Drodes?
DeepPan
21:59:01
parachute a bunch of these out a plane near a target
Mullerbiker
21:59:36
DeepPan yeah they fall on the ememys head gonna smart
batwench
21:59:47
Thank you Ewen for giving a human touch and use for it.
DeepPan
22:00:31
Now, bring it home JeffG, bring it back to the “sex robot” :)
DeepPan
22:01:22
end on a high! :D
paulums
22:01:27
Wappa Jeffery Style!
batwench
22:01:31
I am sure that silicon and a hole can be fitted
DeepPan
22:01:49
loving your work there JeffG 8)
batwench
22:01:59
I must be the only person on here that doesnt have a spotyfy account. I still by cd's
DeepPan
22:02:28
what do you play a CD on these days?
TechyTez
22:02:35
I have bought some CD's recently but only because they aren't on Google Play Music
Mullerbiker
22:04:19
I never taken an airoplane holiday...
batwench
22:06:04
at TechyTez the Vomit Comet
TechyTez
22:06:27
I'm going to start a kickstarter to get me on one!
markop
22:07:34
Does it have GPS for Exercise? I'm guessing not!
batwench
22:08:17
TechyTez: I don’t think my in laws would pay for that holiday. They are giving us their this yrs holiday money so MRB and myself can go away after my MIL has been diagnosed with dementia .
campionuk
22:08:33
Nope @Markop
markop
22:08:55
Hmmm, struggling to find any use!
batwench
22:09:07
markop: do you have any moya outlets in swansea. my mam was most impressed with my new galsses
TechyTez
22:09:08
Sorry to hear that batwench!
markop
22:09:41
I'll check that out @batwench
batwench
22:10:07
TechyTez: I think they caught it early so medication will be more effective. Also my DiL had his mam go through it so he knows what may happen
batwench
22:11:03
Was hoping that 2016 would be better for my family than 15 but the universe is out to get me. But I will carry on just to piss it off.
batwench
22:11:20
It may kill my mind but I am stubborn like that
batwench
22:11:43
JeffG: I need a theme for this years bash outfit any ideas?
batwench
22:12:05
No one wont help
batwench
22:13:23
It is too expensive to get cable to the rural areas. Some of them are WELL far away and v v expensive to get the cable to get to them
Mullerbiker
22:13:30
plusnet get a free lamb with every new subcriber
JeffG
22:13:53
How about Firefly, BW. That said, it'll be hard to top your Doctor Who theme.
batwench
22:13:55
Mullerbiker: I would go for that. Hire it out to neighbours to keep their lawns down
batwench
22:14:10
Firefly - shiny
batwench
22:14:54
JeffG: Lootcrate are now doing a bi-monthly Firefly crate
DeepPan
22:15:06
Local Loop
batwench
22:15:20
Heck in Whitehaven they still have Au cable in some places
Mullerbiker
22:15:37
Well were getting a ariel cable from box in road
Mullerbiker
22:16:08
paulums has got tin can string to tin can
batwench
22:16:08
I feel in the 21st C with Fibre
Mullerbiker
22:16:56
I eat food I can lay a cable
markop
22:17:15
I'm on a microwave network. BT line broadband would be 0.5meg down!
batwench
22:17:33
Mind you I think we only got fibre as we were in the top 5 worst BB speeds in the UK!
Mullerbiker
22:17:45
markop where you live isnt it postcard to the dor
DeepPan
22:17:50
I just checked the 4G on my phone. 30 down & 15 up
SwampRat
22:18:02
50Mbps cable internet here, no fiber. Only other choice in my area is 6Mbps DSL
markop
22:18:10
Haha @Mullerbiker I like that!
campionuk
22:18:30
I'm the same DeepPan - 4G is faster than my "Fibre" connection...
batwench
22:18:36
markop: did you know that the BT towers in Brum and London are actually microwave towers and not on any map until 1999 due to secrets act
markop
22:19:05
Wow! I didn't!
DeepPan
22:19:16
Time for another “Kingston Cable” to start?
batwench
22:19:42
my god they have worked for BT just like myself and Alan (digita ameboa)
batwench
22:19:49
Buzzby = alan
Mullerbiker
22:20:07
What a shame
batwench
22:20:54
really ewen? Have you seen him and buzzby in the same room I havent and I have known hime for 12 years
batwench
22:23:14
Sorry 22 years - I AM GETTING OLD
Mullerbiker
22:27:17
The A up parking app
batwench
22:27:41
AAA is the american verision
batwench
22:27:50
Remember dont drink and drive
batwench
22:28:30
paulums: how big are you are the walking dead shows?
DeepPan
22:28:31
Maybe someone should recommend a camera stand for him! ;-)
TechyTez
22:28:31
Love those games!!
TechyTez
22:28:38
Tell Tale are great
batwench
22:28:41
DeepPan: harsh
markop
22:28:41
Well done boys I need to bail, thanks
batwench
22:28:49
night markop
campionuk
22:29:11
Night Markop
Mullerbiker
22:29:18
Zombies exist in Norfolk...
TechyTez
22:29:34
ignore that link
batwench
22:29:35
Mullerbiker: its called your mother… or your sister
DeepPan
22:29:57
Anyone remember the old Infocom text adventure games?
Mullerbiker
22:30:09
batwench cant kill Norfolk zombies no brains
AndyColeman
22:30:39
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batwench
22:30:40
you need to listen to Creature Features song Shot for the head - awesome
Mullerbiker
22:30:46
No I got em they weight a ton
Mullerbiker
22:31:03
You see paulums ring with them
batwench
22:31:08
My godness - excellent give us a link
batwench
22:31:27
my mistake your falut
paulums
22:31:27
mullerbiker - you creepy f***er
markop
22:31:40
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Mullerbiker
22:31:58
Should have bought a dobsonian telescope
Mullerbiker
22:32:31
and when I bought it too
batwench
22:32:37
Just bought them - excellent choice
batwench
22:33:22
Ewen: I am hoping for decent weather this year to bring my telescope down - again! for the bash
batwench
22:33:44
and then we would be dead
batwench
22:34:34
Ewen: I would rather not do the maths - that would be 2nd order calculas
Mullerbiker
22:34:59
King Richard did a what?
batwench
22:35:26
ewen speed of light 299 792 458 m / s
batwench
22:36:35
Ewen I would like to state that the cool things on tonight shows have cost me a bomb - and mr B’s amex card
batwench
22:36:46
high bbwwwwwwaaaaaahhhahahhahahahahahahah
batwench
22:37:02
was wrighty doing the show
batwench
22:37:11
Fake it until you make it
batwench
22:37:46
JeffG: leave it alone, pump later
batwench
22:38:39
paulums: give us a link
batwench
22:38:56
TEXT ME ASWELL
batwench
22:39:48
bolloks I cant do bone marrow - what else can I do
batwench
22:40:24
and I am a rare blood grou ab+
DeepPan
22:41:27
good show
batwench
22:41:29
ewen edit in now
TechyTez
22:41:38
Enjoyed it everyone :)
batwench
22:41:50
Ewen: you could have mine
batwench
22:42:05
might not be in any state to donate
TechyTez
22:42:14
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batwench
22:42:15
JeffG: you are getting re married??/
SwampRat
22:42:22
<< Leaves the chat room
JeffG
22:42:42
Ha! No, I'm not getting married.
batwench
22:42:57
But why your lady sounds bloody mrvelous
DeepPan
22:43:21
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batwench
22:43:33
ewen stopie the feed
campionuk
22:44:16
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Ewen
22:44:17
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batwench
22:44:25
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Mullerbiker
22:45:31
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richarddummer
22:47:42
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JeffG
22:48:05
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trigger
22:49:28
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paulums
22:51:47
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