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Ewen
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Iainmitchell
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Iainmitchell
18:55:29
Evening all
Mullerbiker
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Iainmitchell
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spender_uk
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Iainmitchell
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Iainmitchell
18:58:25
hello mate
Iainmitchell
18:58:42
Hows the family
spender_uk
18:59:04
The extrovert techies, look at your shoes when they talk to you :-)
Iainmitchell
18:59:38
Very Good!SnapI've got a bottle too
Iainmitchell
19:00:05
I went to Broadcast awards last night! I didn't win
Iainmitchell
19:00:21
But I won a Huge hangoverr
Iainmitchell
19:01:04
Cyberbully
richarddummer_
19:01:19
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Iainmitchell
19:01:28
God yes and Taxi home
Iainmitchell
19:02:22
No Cyberbully was what I edited last year with Maise Williamss
JeffG
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richarddummer_
19:02:51
hello
patrice
19:03:20
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Mullerbiker
19:03:58
JeffG in the house
richarddummer_
19:08:18
what app do you need
Mullerbiker
19:08:34
patrice Stealing my jokes
MaJiKman
19:08:52
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maccast
19:09:09
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MaJiKman
19:09:31
Evening all just made it in time
Mullerbiker
19:11:10
Green the cplour of Ellis’s poo
tommygunn01
19:12:39
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Mullerbiker
19:12:39
Thats why Ewen has a permament suntan
DocRock
19:14:24
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Mullerbiker
19:14:55
Caught me :)
Funkelpuck
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19:19:06
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Mullerbiker
19:20:10
patrice bothered?
Funkelpuck
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19:20:36
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Mullerbiker
19:20:55
Doc you know who built the Golden Gate?
Funkelpuck
19:21:30
Is the show playing?
Funkelpuck
19:22:23
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Jamescaff
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Iainmitchell
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Ian_
19:26:34
Evening all
Jamescaff
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patrice
19:27:22
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patrice
19:28:02
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Ian_
19:28:11
So cool watching show on iPad Pro. Split screen with Safari and colloquy ☺️
Jamescaff
19:29:20
what is the jabber link?
tommygunn01
19:30:12
Really Minecraft! Love the expression
Ian_
19:31:22
Apple is too pricey for enterprise
Mullerbiker
19:31:46
FAN BOY ALERT
tommygunn01
19:31:51
I work with the Apple Enterprise Sales Team everyday, they have specific Enterprise Account Team structures and a specific iOS Enteprise sales force
maccast
19:31:52
Ian_ that is why they are not interested inthe Enterprise
patrice
19:31:54
Better now? Software Update was running
tommygunn01
19:32:27
The head of Enterprise iOS sales is an Aussie
Jamescaff
19:32:31
RIP Xserve
tommygunn01
19:32:47
IBM/Box/Cisco partnerships
MaJiKman
19:33:08
I work with a small company that have been totally Apple based since 1991
Ian_
19:33:12
maccast: there isn't the margins in enterprise for Apple that they can get from consumer market. Which Apple needs for R&D
Ian_
19:33:36
Enterprise is a race to the bottom
maccast
19:33:39
Exactly. That is why Apple doesn;t try to hard in that market
Ecobob
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tommygunn01
19:36:08
In Australia we are deploying 1000s of tablet to law enforcement, even to point where they are re designing officer uniforms pants pockets a size to fit iPad mini, called iPants! They can do 100 ID checks per shift up from 5 and gives the officer an extra 30 mins+ back in field
MaJiKman
19:36:24
No one computer or device is going to do everything, each has its strenghs and I switch between MacPro iMac, MBP, iPad Pro and 6s+ depending which job I have to do.
tommygunn01
19:36:46
true story iPants
Ian_
19:37:05
MaJiKman: sounds like a nice setup!
MaJiKman
19:37:47
I work for several clients both in their offices and out on sites all around the country.
Mullerbiker
19:38:04
patrice it was a microsoft powered phone :)
DocRock
19:38:31
Ewen and the LES is an enterprise level company right? so iOS in Enterprise right?
richarddummer_
19:42:07
the dpi for news print is so low it doesn't matter
spender_uk
19:42:29
Pansonic Tough Book/Tough Pad still seems to rule the roost. For lots of mobile field service
Ecobob
19:43:24
Agreed Ewen. Apple doesn't need the enterprise market
tommygunn01
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Mullerbiker
19:46:53
JeffG stop cracking jokes I been banned from laughing!
JeffG
19:47:07
Sorry, man!
Mullerbiker
19:47:56
maccast how big is your back yard?
Mullerbiker
19:48:39
JeffG STOP IM NOT ALLOWED TOLAUGH!
JeffG
19:49:04
Now it's a challenge :)
Mullerbiker
19:49:15
JeffG :)
Mullerbiker
19:50:23
A Roast of DocRock
Ecobob
19:50:41
It is here.
Ecobob
19:50:56
you need to update the sonos app
Mullerbiker
19:51:38
Cue the music for JeffG
Ecobob
19:52:41
More than a couple of hundred!
maccast
19:54:29
the Play:1s are good for smaller rooms and lower priced
Ecobob
19:55:22
The Sonos Playbar is wonderful but damn expensive!
patrice
19:55:30
I love my Sonos. Gonna buy at least another two Play1s. One for the bathroom, one for the bedroom
patrice
19:55:43
in addition to the play3 and Connect I already have
MaJiKman
19:55:53
i dont use it much but my three kids knock the hell out of it
Ecobob
19:57:22
£600 for playbar
Mullerbiker
19:57:46
EcoBob But does it blend?
spender_uk
19:57:52
So what does Sono's actually buy you? Over Airport Express and a decent set of speakers? Interested
patrice
19:58:30
Multi room playback
patrice
19:58:41
or different songs in different rooms. WHatever you fancy
Mullerbiker
19:58:46
Same as mine…. WHY!
patrice
19:58:50
Plus really, really great sound
Ecobob
19:59:12
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spender_uk
19:59:54
So I get different music in different rooms. But I struggle with the other stuff.
patrice
20:00:05
Synced music?
spender_uk
20:00:15
Airplay does that.
patrice
20:00:30
Well. For example I listen to podcasts while cleaning.
patrice
20:00:37
Yeah… maybe.. If it works
patrice
20:00:44
That part never worked that great
spender_uk
20:00:53
This is true. Airplay is a bit hit and miss; I agree
patrice
20:01:21
Sonos just works. and they do a really great job keeping the playback in sync
spender_uk
20:01:40
got it; Thanks Patrice
Mullerbiker
20:03:48
Todays show is a sausage fest
Mullerbiker
20:04:03
Ewen is picking on my posts again
Ian_
20:04:13
Miller biker: how do you know?
patrice
20:04:25
No @Mullerbiker you won’t get any money for that :P
Mullerbiker
20:05:12
patrice I want at least $25 of itunes token from Ewen and I want that in Sterling so £35 :)
GBRedneck
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Mullerbiker
20:07:11
Cock faces?
Mullerbiker
20:07:53
Apple should hire unemployed Nokia engineers
DocRock
20:08:08
on @patrice's audio glitch I swear i heard Apple's Fuck-faces
Ian_
20:08:17
Ewen the Apple fanboy? 😂
Mullerbiker
20:09:18
Ewens got an apple cock face :()
Robert
20:12:10
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Ian_
20:12:15
I love my watch face. Events at the bottom, sunset/sunrise time top right and timer top left
patrice
20:12:42
Events center. I would like to have the time waaaaayyyy smaller than it is
Ian_
20:13:16
User error Ewen 😂
Ian_
20:13:48
And I keep coming back for more 😒
Robert
20:13:55
Well that's a matter of opinion!
DocRock
20:13:57
sorry wron link
Mullerbiker
20:14:20
And Ewen wont let me take a picture of his electrics
Mullerbiker
20:15:18
I watched it 4 hours of my life I wont get back
Robert
20:15:51
On average only 17 minutes of action in a four hour game. Talk about boring
Ian_
20:16:13
Yeah but then we have cricket Robert 😂
Mullerbiker
20:16:23
I got it
Mullerbiker
20:17:10
Ewen Your Black Country Accent is Shite
Ewen
20:17:42
Is it fuck Muller
Ewen
20:17:51
Yow accent is Crap
patrice
20:19:11
@DocRock Ain’t gonna Lye?
Mullerbiker
20:19:16
Ewen yo black country accent am rubbish
Mullerbiker
20:20:05
This podcast am brought to yo by UK2 they am great
Mullerbiker
20:20:21
They are bostin
Mullerbiker
20:21:23
Go on the patrice :)
Mullerbiker
20:22:24
I had an IOS app that done by a Scotsman that did that :)
patrice
20:22:50
Probably the “infinite relaxation” I picked recently @Mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
20:23:04
DocRock Too much meat..
Mullerbiker
20:24:17
JeffG has a 38mm ballistic apple band
Mullerbiker
20:29:17
JeffG that link is a snap shot when you bought it the link says
Mullerbiker
20:29:48
Fuck me its Wil-I-am
Ian_
20:30:26
Millerbiker 😂
MaJiKman
20:30:28
Ewen could you not use the buckle clip to put on the milanesse loop rather then try to slide over your wrist.
Ian_
20:35:21
So the forest burns down why you hit it off with her?
Mullerbiker
20:36:11
"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone."
patrice
20:36:41
@Mullerbiker Do, or do not. There is no try.
Mullerbiker
20:36:56
u are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!"
spender_uk
20:39:47
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Mullerbiker
20:41:13
Which means he wont
maccast
20:41:32
Thanks Chatroom!
Ian_
20:41:57
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MaJiKman
20:44:01
Good night all, off to do me Quiz, catch the Big Show online
patrice
20:44:17
Thanks chatroom!
MaJiKman
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20:46:17
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Robert
20:46:56
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patrice
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maccast
20:47:51
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campionuk
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campionuk
20:51:39
Evening ! what line do you want me in on Ewen ?
paulums
20:51:40
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tioaboa
20:51:58
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tioaboa
20:52:07
evening all
paulums
20:52:48
tioaboa hey mate
tioaboa
20:53:41
hello PAUL
tioaboa
20:53:51
caps there
campionuk
20:53:55
Evening Paulums
paulums
20:54:56
tioaboa Hello Mr G
paulums
20:55:00
hey campionuk
campionuk
20:56:45
which line Ewen ?
Ewen
20:57:40
Line 2 Campionuk
Mullerbiker
20:59:03
campionuk you look like a minion
campionuk
20:59:35
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campionuk
21:00:01
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Mullerbiker
21:00:25
YORKSHIRE OVERLOAD
paulums
21:00:40
MrMiff you sexy monkey
Mullerbiker
21:01:18
JeffG you missed that story
Ian_
21:01:40
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MrMiff
21:01:51
paulums i find your lack of snouts disturbing
paulums
21:02:16
MrMiff but I have a trolley full of birthday cake
Ian_
21:02:36
What did I miss? Tiny daughter just wet the bed. Rock n roll
Mullerbiker
21:03:12
JeffG cant you just boil a kettle of buy a coffee machine
Ewen
21:03:14
You missed nothing Ian
Mullerbiker
21:03:55
pig shit off the floor?
MrMiff
21:04:14
paulums enough booze to make it the whole way round this webcast?
Mullerbiker
21:04:21
Almost?
Mullerbiker
21:04:45
JeffG Earl Grey Hot
JeffG
21:05:00
It is Earl Grey!
paulums
21:05:10
MrMiff the is enough in my veins
Mullerbiker
21:05:24
Mr Lover Man Shabba
MrMiff
21:06:15
Paulmns has many fine friends
Ian_
21:06:26
Without the complications
Mullerbiker
21:06:41
JeffG I did nominate that and I tried to explain
Mullerbiker
21:07:44
And Ewen wonders why he visits the loo often
Mullerbiker
21:08:20
Margaret!
Ian_
21:08:54
JeffG: the podcast whore
Mullerbiker
21:09:44
paulums you now know why you were dissed
Mullerbiker
21:10:10
paulums you now a knob expert
MrMiff
21:10:21
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21:10:34
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Ian_
21:14:41
Teach them the great stuff, rather than hide them from everything
tioaboa
21:15:36
true we've had homework this week about safe internet use
Ian_
21:17:42
Ewen: still says Mac in corner, if that matters
Jamescaff
21:19:09
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Mullerbiker
21:19:59
paulums gives his daughter tablets!
paulums
21:21:23
mullerbiker not cool
Mullerbiker
21:23:06
paulums ok tablet
paulums
21:23:39
mullerbiker more complaints about you coming
SwampRat
21:24:13
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Mullerbiker
21:26:52
Im blocked cause it says Im using ad blocker which Im not
Mullerbiker
21:27:32
I think Ghostery is causing it…..
Mullerbiker
21:28:50
campionuk 46 tracking crap on that site ghostery back on
paulums
21:28:54
Mullerbiker yeah I had to remove my ad blocker
GBRedneck
21:29:16
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Mullerbiker
21:29:32
paulums mine isnt ad blocker I use ghostery… scary this site
paulums
21:29:54
mullerbiker adblock plus for me in Chrome
Mullerbiker
21:30:13
Have you tried Ghostery
Mullerbiker
21:31:27
paulums might check that out too..
paulums
21:31:39
mullerbiker it's ace
patrice
21:31:42
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Mullerbiker
21:31:54
campionuk no need soon driverless soon :)
Mullerbiker
21:32:19
Wazzack…..:)
Robert
21:33:44
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Ian_
21:34:34
Saga insurance?
richarddummer_
21:35:17
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KellyG
21:35:39
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Mullerbiker
21:36:18
Saga is not cheap! I tried them Ive gone for a my retired club one :)
tioaboa
21:36:20
its yorkshire
Robert
21:36:20
Just started watching. Sounds like you are talking about something which is designed to overcome the problem of "adverse selection" as it's known in economics
Mullerbiker
21:37:20
There one in our iphone 6
KellyG
21:37:45
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KellyG
21:38:01
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Ewen
21:38:23
You need ot paste your link in here @Tioaboa
patrice
21:38:38
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Mullerbiker
21:38:47
930 will get windows 10 when they sort it out
tioaboa
21:39:26
prooably but the beta on it i have win10 on my work 620
Mullerbiker
21:39:39
Windows 10 is a good normob phone cheaper than iphone
KellyG
21:40:23
Still trying to find a good deal on a windows 10 phone...
Ian_
21:40:40
If MS wins enterprise that will encroach into consumer market. Like the old Mac vs PC days
Mullerbiker
21:40:58
Noticed Amuricans out numbersed tonight :0
tioaboa
21:41:07
maybe most people i know are still on iphone and android
KellyG
21:41:13
and the stream is chop-tastic for me...
KellyG
21:43:16
How is security?
KellyG
21:43:59
Loads of IT people were glad of Blackberry because of the security on BB Server.
tioaboa
21:44:05
same as windows code base will be the same soon with win 10 on mobile
tioaboa
21:44:25
yes I was BB security was peerless tbh
KellyG
21:44:55
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Ian_
21:45:13
I think the biggest thing is fashion. A large majority of people are choosing iPhone because it is the thing to have. Regardless of whether it is right for them
KellyG
21:45:15
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Ian_
21:45:54
Just like people were buying Windows desktops even if Macs were easier to use
Mullerbiker
21:46:04
Facebook app needs work…
tioaboa
21:46:11
android does that
KellyG
21:46:26
Honestly given Microsoft’s security reputation i
KellyG
21:46:38
I would think IT wouldn’t go near it.
KellyG
21:46:48
Ewen: Car mode: Android did that ages ago.
Ian_
21:46:52
Do MS need hardware? They can make a big enough killing from getting MS products onto other devices
KellyG
21:47:19
Old Nexus phones had a dock that did that, I think it was four buttons: Phone, Maps, Text, and Music (if I recall it’s been ages)
tioaboa
21:47:19
surface is a top machine
Robert
21:47:47
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KellyG
21:48:10
I know at least two orgs TODAY who still use Blackberry phones because of that security alone.
Mullerbiker
21:48:22
I love iphone I love Windows… which is better …. lets find out …. FIGHT
KellyG
21:48:42
I also know one of those organizations has one person with an iPhone who basically ordered them to make work mail happen on their iPhone. (:
tioaboa
21:48:49
android split the difference
KellyG
21:49:19
I really have a hard time believing Tim will every roll over on security.
SwampRat
21:50:07
Looks like tioaboa went back to dial up
Mullerbiker
21:50:08
1 kb?
Mullerbiker
21:50:40
Lives in Yorkshire the Hills get in the way
Ian_
21:50:44
Is Ian's stream on 3.1?
KellyG
21:51:01
aw. Poor Ian, doesn’t even have 2kb to rub together...
Mullerbiker
21:51:06
Ian_: Hes on dial up
Mullerbiker
21:51:13
or is eh… up
JeffG
21:51:20
I figured you had a solid stream over your 300 baud modem.
tioaboa
21:52:27
am in rual yorkshire :D 10mbs
Mullerbiker
21:54:08
tioaboa my god man your in the stone age I get 300!
Mullerbiker
21:55:27
JeffG do you need a translator? Yorky to English
JeffG
21:55:41
Or a babel fish
tioaboa
21:56:08
sadly am out in the sticks
Mullerbiker
21:56:16
JeffG Just say Ey up eky thump and you can jin in
tioaboa
21:56:22
am in an acre of land
Ian_
21:57:12
Why I am called 'Fred' Daddy?
SwampRat
21:57:20
Before the Vtech hack, I only knew of Vtech as a crappy cordless phone company
KellyG
21:58:38
A misread tweet once made me come up with “Dora The Vampire Slayer”
KellyG
21:58:52
Which was good for an entire afternoon of amusement.
MrMiff
21:58:57
its the elementary way in which vtech has been hacked, you can access other users data by enumerating an integer ID number, i.e. no session tokens, no authentication, no ssl
JeffG
21:58:57
I'd watch the crap out of that
KellyG
21:59:14
DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET RID OF A VAMPIRE? THATS RIGHT! A STAKE!
Ian_
22:00:19
Apple are so good at Photos. So surprised
Mullerbiker
22:00:26
They fucked my photos……
KellyG
22:00:29
Ian_: WHAT?!
Mullerbiker
22:01:05
KING EWEN
SwampRat
22:01:18
I keep my photos backed up on the desktop, on a USB flash drive, Flickr, and Photobucket
Ian_
22:02:13
I think cloud is okay for backup, but only as A backup not THE backup
tioaboa
22:02:15
3 copies or its not backed up
campionuk
22:02:35
totally agree tioaboa
tioaboa
22:02:39
yes is good for a handy backup of a backup
SwampRat
22:04:23
I've had recordable CDs and DVDs fail within 5 years, and they've been carefully stored
KellyG
22:06:50
There’s a new media called M-Disc that actually doesn’t deteriorate, it’s basically etching glass instead of burned into a reflective layer in a disc.
paulums
22:07:01
I use DVDs as 'another' backup. I have a NAs and also backup tp 3 cloud services, 2 of which I pay for. Don't know what else to do
KellyG
22:07:17
paulums: not a thing mate. You’re covered.
Mullerbiker
22:07:31
LIGHT
paulums
22:07:35
KellyG can I send my DVDs to you
paulums
22:07:54
KellyG backup with benefits
Mullerbiker
22:07:59
HEAT
KellyG
22:08:02
Please add some Jammy Dodgers to the box. (:
KellyG
22:08:15
I’ll mail you american candy in return. (:
Mullerbiker
22:08:18
And my macbook is over heating again
paulums
22:08:19
KellyG: Done!
Mullerbiker
22:08:31
paulums you will be
paulums
22:08:36
mullerbiker: get off PornHub
Mullerbiker
22:09:00
paulums I love Red Tube ;)
Mullerbiker
22:10:05
Ewen I explained that
Ian_
22:10:05
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Mullerbiker
22:10:34
Time is not constant….. we just think it is
paulums
22:11:26
JeffG is the centre of my universe
KellyG
22:12:15
IT MEANS TIME MACHINES
Mullerbiker
22:12:38
Wharp 10 was achived in by Janeway
paulums
22:12:39
KellyG is the ring to my saturn
Mullerbiker
22:13:39
Wormholes are too small….
Mullerbiker
22:16:57
We could fold space but the sites I read we would need so much power we colappse half of creaton
Mullerbiker
22:17:29
Discus
Mullerbiker
22:17:50
Bit big for a supository
JeffG
22:18:13
Sure, but if you could make a timespace bubble, you could move objects at massive speeds for much less power than folding space.
KellyG
22:19:25
Use that post-it note I’ve seen on Facebook. “You can have the wifi password after washing dishes, sweeping kitchen, cleaning room.”
Mullerbiker
22:20:24
Typical it a woman telling a man what to do :)
Mullerbiker
22:20:59
JeffG go onnnnnn?
paulums
22:22:30
campionuk - I'll hit up on a code buddy if you'd be so kind
campionuk
22:23:16
I'll DM one through paulums
Mullerbiker
22:24:52
Kerplunk….
Mullerbiker
22:25:01
mousetrap
Mullerbiker
22:25:11
frustration
tioaboa
22:25:12
heads up
paulums
22:25:14
Screwball Scramble
Mullerbiker
22:25:40
snakes and ladders
tioaboa
22:26:00
operation
Mullerbiker
22:26:52
or was a sheep
Mullerbiker
22:28:13
Ohh err capion
campionuk
22:29:04
sent you the code paulums...
SwampRat
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Ewen
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Mullerbiker
22:33:23
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KellyG
22:34:36
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campionuk
22:34:45
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JeffG
22:36:58
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tioaboa
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MrMiff
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paulums
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