patrice
0:42:40
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
0:44:15
>> Joins the chat room
patrice_
0:53:11
>> Joins the chat room
patrice
1:00:20
<< Leaves the chat room
_Nexus_
1:28:16
<< Leaves the chat room
_Nexus_
1:32:38
>> Joins the chat room
patrice_
4:34:58
>> Joins the chat room
patrice
4:36:18
<< Leaves the chat room
GBRedneck
7:07:23
>> Joins the chat room
patrice
9:38:10
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
10:09:11
>> Joins the chat room
patrice
15:21:14
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
15:57:59
>> Joins the chat room
patrice
17:14:27
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice_
17:30:14
>> Joins the chat room
doddsie
17:43:38
>> Joins the chat room
doddsie
17:56:55
hi there new here but not to the network. Can anyone tell me where I can find the chat bot history for the mac show?
GBRedneck
17:59:48
i don't think there is one, but i could well be wrong
doddsie
18:00:37
ok thought there was from the shows so you can find links etc.
GBRedneck
18:01:07
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
18:35:27
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
18:36:57
Evening none slackers and slackers
doddsie
18:37:41
evening muller
doddsie
18:38:04
yep i'm a newbie to live shows
Mullerbiker
18:39:16
doddsie evening
DeepPan
18:39:18
>> Joins the chat room
Ewen
18:41:49
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
18:49:01
@patrice You know it evening now :)
Mullerbiker
18:49:54
This is needed tonight
MaJiKman
18:58:48
>> Joins the chat room
MaJiKman
19:00:04
Evening all, Ribs, Peroni, Toblerone I'm all set
maccast
19:02:15
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
19:02:31
evening all
Ewen
19:03:45
We should be streaming
DeepPan
19:05:19
How was the Science Museum last week?
DeepPan
19:06:06
Cool, init! :)
paulums
19:08:48
>> Joins the chat room
Serenak
19:08:51
>> Joins the chat room
KellyG
19:08:51
>> Joins the chat room
KellyG
19:08:58
I'm supposed to be in on 3 but it says it's offline
doddsie
19:09:07
Whats the link for the charity for that comb over!
KellyG
19:09:16
I can't call on line 3. Can you call me?
KellyG
19:09:20
I CAN HEAR YOU
DeepPan
19:09:41
Quick , talk now what you get chance to get a word in! :D
donmc
19:09:42
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
19:10:43
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
19:11:05
I am here the show can start now
patrice_
19:11:20
Evening chat room :)
KellyG
19:11:33
how do Patrice (:
BronwynECG
19:11:55
Nice to watch @britishtech on my new dual screen setup now :P
MaJiKman
19:12:11
no Guinness tonight ween
paulums
19:12:26
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
19:13:02
KellyG Ewen kinda regretting now nuking my other Twitter nick but the feeling is slowly fading
BronwynECG
19:14:26
Ewen: no comment on that question :P
Robert
19:14:26
>> Joins the chat room
DocRock
19:15:31
>> Joins the chat room
MaJiKman
19:16:06
dry Jan, Hell on earth
DocRock
19:16:23
@patrice_ where you be
Mullerbiker
19:16:45
@patrice pretend line 5 is Poland :)
DocRock
19:16:50
Hello BronwynECG how the weather in the East?
BronwynECG
19:17:20
So bad that I hate you so much right now DocRock 😂
BronwynECG
19:17:57
DocRock: there’s still 2 feet of snow AND MORE in some places
BronwynECG
19:18:39
I really need to go to Hawaii for a few years to forget this mess :P I’ll even brave the humidity and huge bugs
Mullerbiker
19:19:02
Are they in the Falklands?
DanVA3ETS
19:19:18
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
19:19:49
DocRock: if I’d thought you’d ask, I’d have taken some pics while I was out of the house
BronwynECG
19:20:26
DocRock: and of COURSE there are some assholes who haven’t shovelled their sidewalks so walking anywhere is impossible
BronwynECG
19:21:08
I am seriously not trying to climb over snow hills taller than me
Mullerbiker
19:21:35
Apple is Doomed doomed I tell you
DeepPan
19:21:52
And Samsung posts a profits warning, down 40%
DeepPan
19:23:56
fanboys! how dare you!! :D
Robert
19:24:38
Yes Apple is making loads of money. So what? Why should we care unless you have shares in the company?
BronwynECG
19:24:51
Oh god PLEASE no DOnold Trump
patrice_
19:25:53
Sorry..can’t speak properly today. Wouldn’t be any fun listening to me
Serenak
19:27:05
my boy is still using our iPad 2… that is the second year version…
Serenak
19:27:12
and on 9.2
Serenak
19:27:22
sure it is a bit sluggish at times
richarddummer
19:27:30
>> Joins the chat room
Serenak
19:27:53
and we had to turn on the “reduce motion” thing to make it not stuffer
Serenak
19:28:14
but it works well enough for him
Mullerbiker
19:28:22
Apple pencil…. when we going to get apple paper?
richarddummer
19:28:41
hello all
DeepPan
19:28:44
Maybe the new Macbook cutting into some ipad sales?
DeepPan
19:29:27
Apple probably have the next 2 or 3 “something else” already planning
PaulDixon
19:30:12
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
19:30:37
Not sure if 3d touch will drive people to refresh
Mullerbiker
19:31:09
I think we are at Severe
doddsie
19:31:14
The larger iphone is cutting into the ipad sales, why have a pad if you have a iphone 6 and a mac book
doddsie
19:31:24
I think the average Joe wont have the money for it
KellyG
19:31:41
My iPad gets tons of mileage and I have a 6s and a MacBook
doddsie
19:32:25
mine did then the new iphone 6s came out now the ipad is used once and a while.
doddsie
19:32:44
I dont use it for work as I have to use windows!
Serenak
19:32:44
one of those factors is as stuff gets to the point where “good enough” is five or more years into the product life
KellyG
19:33:05
Serenak: YES
doddsie
19:33:07
good point Serenak
Serenak
19:33:29
so my work iMac is 5 years old
Serenak
19:33:52
but I just upped tthe RAM and I can probably get another 2-3 years out of that
DocRock
19:34:02
BronwynECG Damn
Mullerbiker
19:34:29
Apple needs to sort out photos app and that icloud….. pissing me off ferked my photos up this week
doddsie
19:34:58
@Muller backup backup and backup again but not on iCloud
DeepPan
19:36:36
I have an iPad Air at the moment, would love to replace it with iPad Pro, but I’m holding off because I can’t think of a good reason to upgrade, and the iPad Air still works fine
patrice_
19:36:39
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
19:36:50
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
19:37:29
Skylake CPU could be a problem, with all the issues that MS Surfaces are having in that chipset
patrice
19:37:54
Simple reason for TB3: 4K/5K support
DeepPan
19:37:55
Thunderbolt3 is already out on DellXPS laptops
BronwynECG
19:42:05
I’ve used firewire less than 10 times in my life
Mullerbiker
19:42:11
I want my paralell port back
Robert
19:42:25
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
19:42:33
and dont get me started on seriel port
BronwynECG
19:43:34
I miss the ADB port :P
GBRedneck
19:44:06
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
19:44:53
Those two pin plugs are the new thunder bolt plugs..
DeepPan
19:45:34
Darwinism at work
Mullerbiker
19:46:00
If you been effected by any issues we discusse today grow a pair
Robert
19:46:20
>> Joins the chat room
doddsie
19:46:55
Have had that safari problem on my mac and iphone
Serenak
19:47:01
The problem is apparently related to a problem on the Apple Servers
doddsie
19:47:30
turning off suggestions worked for me too. on the iphone it just crashed the app
Serenak
19:48:00
something to do with the linkback used by the Suggestions “contaminating the cache” allegedly
PaulDixon
19:49:33
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
19:49:35
30 years ago today Space Shuttle Challenger blew up
BronwynECG
19:50:27
Who’s click… click…. clicking? O.o
Mullerbiker
19:51:32
BronwynECG ….. Ewen he using a non apple keyboard … the horror fanboys
BronwynECG
19:51:44
hah :P
DocRock
19:52:11
with the glass in front of you... starts a whole different conversation :P
GBRedneck
19:52:44
evenin all
BronwynECG
19:52:48
Digital zoom IS *hot* garbage
Robert
19:52:51
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
19:52:59
maccast ^
BronwynECG
19:53:56
have the 5th volume of SAGA sitting right in front of me just screaming for me to read it
Mullerbiker
19:54:43
What about the iphone 8?
Mullerbiker
19:55:10
Is that Star Trek DNG?
maccast
19:56:50
Just installed the Snow Leopard update on my old mini. Thanks @KellyG
doddsie
19:57:53
Hooray to apple pay. Barclay pulling their finger out at last
Mullerbiker
19:57:57
I use it a few times a week
BronwynECG
19:58:51
ACTION wanders off
BronwynECG
19:58:54
<< Leaves the chat room
DanVA3ETS
20:01:17
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
20:01:44
>> Joins the chat room
BronwynECG
20:02:29
DocRock: ^
Mullerbiker
20:02:44
So apple uses are Square?
BronwynECG
20:03:29
O.o Did I just get DocRock to spend money?! O.O
DocRock
20:03:41
yep ordering now
BronwynECG
20:04:00
O.O O.O ooohhhhhhhh the POWER!!!! O.O
batwench
20:04:07
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
20:04:13
Breath....
DocRock
20:04:17
in stock at my Mall going right after this
DocRock
20:04:23
hahahaha
BronwynECG
20:04:27
ACTION quickly googles expensive stuff for DocRock to buy.....
Mullerbiker
20:05:11
Anyone got a rope?
batwench
20:05:59
apple pay has even reached Cumbria
BronwynECG
20:05:59
DocRock: you’re getting all of the Itty Bitty’s?
KellyG
20:06:12
BronwynECG: OMG I KNOW
DocRock
20:06:18
BronwynECG I haev C3PO and Yoda
BronwynECG
20:06:21
KellyG: heheheh :D
BronwynECG
20:06:27
DocRock: ah okay
DeepPan
20:06:38
Does ApplePay accept Norwich Goats as a form or currency? :D
Mullerbiker
20:07:10
I got two cards in apple pay I can still use them as cards and one is contactless if I cant be arsed to unlock the phone
DeepPan
20:08:26
Surely a YouTube video of ApplePay in use would be enough to show most people working a cash till?
Robert
20:08:42
>> Joins the chat room
Robert
20:09:03
<< Leaves the chat room
Robert
20:09:50
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
20:10:46
DocRock …. Ewen doing a lot of motions at the moment
Mullerbiker
20:11:24
Teddy out of the pram
batwench
20:11:33
DocRock: Also, throwing your teddy out of the pram
BronwynECG
20:11:58
batwench: I’ve heard of that one
DocRock
20:12:21
I always thought of that as the Victoria's Secret kind of Teddy. Hey girl throw your Teddy in the corner and get over here :p
Robert
20:12:51
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
20:13:58
DocRock: oh great now I got that Petey Pablo song stuck in my head XD
maccast
20:14:17
Did @Ewen just say if "it gives you pleasure, give us a donation"?
batwench
20:14:19
Ewen one Isreali sheqwl is only worth 18p we want more than 1
maccast
20:14:30
Dribbles of donations?
maccast
20:14:47
He is talking about Patreon right?
batwench
20:15:19
Did Kelly say Shed or SHite?
batwench
20:15:22
all over
Serenak
20:15:47
I got some bluetooth ones called Albert
Serenak
20:15:55
they cost all of £4
batwench
20:16:39
Kelly Women Glow Men Sweat
batwench
20:16:52
KellyG: why the long face?
DeepPan
20:16:57
why the long face?
Mullerbiker
20:17:08
Are they wireless?
DeepPan
20:17:24
Are they stable?
Serenak
20:18:37
what my cheap ones? they are joined together by a cable yes…
Mullerbiker
20:18:44
I bet the microphone got a good work out
Serenak
20:18:56
and they seem stable enough for my podcast listening
Mullerbiker
20:19:30
maccast depends on the length of movie
Mullerbiker
20:19:38
wooosh..
DocRock
20:19:49
Mullerbiker Classic Mate!
DeepPan
20:19:53
bah-doom-boom-cha! :D
Serenak
20:21:20
you can charge Bluedio ones while using I think
Serenak
20:22:02
but it sort of deafeats the whole “wireless” think
Mullerbiker
20:22:33
maccast when is the movie coming out for that script
Mullerbiker
20:23:36
What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee? Neigh buzz
patrice
20:25:06
yeah. So true :(
Mullerbiker
20:25:15
Ohhhh I going… I tell Mrs Rankin he talking….. to kelly
patrice
20:25:17
We haven’t seen eachother in a while
Mullerbiker
20:25:50
Bottom of Barry garden closer to venue
Mullerbiker
20:26:23
Bromance
KellyG
20:26:37
Jaybird Freedom are the other headphones.
Mullerbiker
20:27:31
@patrice we could got to mac Verld in Germany :)
patrice
20:27:57
that would be a very small conference
patrice
20:28:03
probably in my back yard :D
DeepPan
20:28:08
Over in the east wing :)
patrice
20:30:00
“Molds to your hand if you’re feeling it”???? That#s what she said :P
batwench
20:30:37
Ewen you could stop playing!
Mullerbiker
20:32:19
I thought he would have put the tablets I gave him…
maccast
20:32:38
^^ @donmc's pick
Mullerbiker
20:33:38
Show Notes?
Mullerbiker
20:35:31
You can find me standing next to Wally
Serenak
20:36:02
that is no way to talk about Ewen Mullerbiker
Mullerbiker
20:36:04
Everyone Buy it or The Dom will put out a contract on you
Mullerbiker
20:36:38
Sernak Dangerous to stand in nasal range of Ewen at the moment
Mullerbiker
20:37:15
Is it me or do Dom Eyes has white and black concentric rings
batwench
20:39:45
DocRock: its called a Scotch Mac
doddsie
20:39:58
<< Leaves the chat room
patrice
20:40:22
Ginger tea is awesome!!!
patrice
20:40:32
Drinking some right now
patrice
20:40:40
Ginger and lemon grass
Serenak
20:40:41
Whisky Mac - whisky and Ginger Wine
donmc
20:40:44
<< Leaves the chat room
maccast
20:40:56
Thanks chatroom. See you next week.
batwench
20:41:18
Ewen: A dr told my mam when she had Gastroeneritius to drink flat ginger ale. Ginger to settle tum, fluid and sugar to replace what she lost. Has to be flat though
batwench
20:41:46
Ewen: Peppermint tea also works
Serenak
20:42:09
surely you would be better off with proper Ginger Beer for that
richarddummer
20:43:20
<< Leaves the chat room
DocRock
20:43:21
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
20:45:27
Ewen: Excellent Rugby Shirt you wore.
campionuk
20:45:29
>> Joins the chat room
campionuk
20:45:49
Evening
paulums
20:46:04
>> Joins the chat room
batwench
20:46:22
How young was Ms B!
BronwynECG
20:47:37
oh oh oh Ewen I’ve been looking for that making of video FOREVER!! I love that one :D
richarddummer
20:48:43
>> Joins the chat room
paulums
20:48:46
Who's that Ewen?
campionuk
20:50:17
which line Ewen ? 2 ?
Serenak
20:52:12
Sorry guys gotta go - only problem with the double format is the chunk of time it needs if you want to listen to both live
DeepPan
20:52:52
Is there a setting in skype that mutes your own headphones when you talk? Seems to happen to some guests
Serenak
20:53:01
Family don’t always appreciate me locking myself away for the whole evening
Serenak
20:53:10
and younger 2 are in bed now
Serenak
20:53:35
it is… but he’s gone to bed
Serenak
20:53:47
she does…
Serenak
20:53:56
but she’s watching some TV thing
Serenak
20:54:13
well I done the Mac Show
Serenak
20:54:34
have to catch the BIG when it goes up
Serenak
20:54:45
gives me something to listen to at work at least
BronwynECG
20:55:05
later Serenak
Serenak
20:55:12
have fun
MaJiKman
20:56:03
Hay Siri works without a battery pack
SwampRat
20:59:09
>> Joins the chat room
Streakmachine
20:59:30
>> Joins the chat room
Streakmachine
20:59:39
Dum de dum de dum.
BronwynECG
21:00:54
ewen and Mullerbiker put away more alcohol on the big show and mac show than I’ve drank in my entire life O.o
MaJiKman
21:01:27
sorry guys got to go, watch the show later have a good’en
BronwynECG
21:01:35
later MaJiKman
Streakmachine
21:01:45
I have my coffee voice on… I think.
batwench
21:01:52
IT WASNT IN ORDER READ THE BEGINNING OF THE POST
batwench
21:02:15
He is travelling back from London tonight
MaJiKman
21:02:40
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
21:02:55
Not quite. At the kitchen table. about to move upstairs.
JeffG
21:03:04
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
21:03:05
Get the screen squeegy ready!!
batwench
21:03:41
Cheek a wi wahhh
BronwynECG
21:04:02
a JeffG batwench streak wrighty sandwich :P
batwench
21:04:11
why would I need one of those when I have a Mr Batwench :-)
KellyG
21:04:27
I have a 1pm (short) meeting I'll be in after
KellyG
21:05:04
Start without me if you want
BronwynECG
21:05:12
ACTION pokes Mullerbiker in the butt
Streakmachine
21:05:13
I'm always naughty. You might just not see it.
KellyG
21:05:14
I'll tiptoe in later
Streakmachine
21:05:36
Aye, in the darkness.
Streakmachine
21:05:56
Which line should hope in on again? I can barely remember how this stuff works anymore.
Streakmachine
21:06:07
Can't spell to save me either from the looks of things.
Mullerbiker
21:06:17
Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits
Mullerbiker
21:06:18
and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...
Mullerbiker
21:06:19
[Chorus:]
Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his
Mullerbiker
21:06:21
physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...
Mullerbiker
21:06:23
This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her
Streakmachine
21:06:25
Excellente!
Mullerbiker
21:06:29
a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers
Mullerbiker
21:06:32
[Chorus]
Mullerbiker
21:06:33
He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude
Mullerbiker
21:06:35
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...
Mullerbiker
21:06:38
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on
Streakmachine
21:06:40
Hurra!
KellyG
21:06:41
back in on line 3, Ewen? When I'm ready?
Mullerbiker
21:06:43
nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team
Mullerbiker
21:06:47
Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!
Mullerbiker
21:06:50
Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel..................
BronwynECG
21:07:27
ummmm ewen…. what’s vinyl? :P
batwench
21:07:33
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
21:07:50
no WHAT”S vinyl? :P
campionuk
21:07:53
JeffG have you seen that Lego are branching out in trms of diversity.. Lego's First Minifigure in a Wheelchair is Embarrassingly Overdue
SwampRat
21:08:05
I bought a USB turntable a few years ago, got lots of vinyl to still digitize
JeffG
21:08:16
I did see that! It's part of one of the new City sets coming out soon.
BronwynECG
21:08:30
oh gods,
BronwynECG
21:08:40
ACTION rolls eyes at country music
BronwynECG
21:09:01
mountain music :/
BronwynECG
21:09:31
oohhhhh Streakmachine grew out his hair ;D
maccast
21:09:44
<< Leaves the chat room
Streakmachine
21:10:55
I haz fuzzface!
paulums
21:11:18
streakmachine looking awesome dude
BronwynECG
21:11:21
so this is gonna be the facehairs/5 o
BronwynECG
21:11:29
5o’clock shadow show?
BronwynECG
21:11:35
Ewen: ^
Mullerbiker
21:11:43
@paulums is a whore
BronwynECG
21:12:01
Mullerbiker: heeeeeyyyyyyyy you leave my paulums alone!
BronwynECG
21:12:08
ACTION shakes fist at Mullerbiker
batwench
21:12:14
>> Joins the chat room
paulums
21:12:24
bronwynECG love ya girl
Mullerbiker
21:12:29
BronwynECG he worries sheep
batwench
21:12:56
Mullerbiker: I though Norfolk was Turkeys
BronwynECG
21:13:20
heeeyyyyyy keep your buzzers away from my yak
Mullerbiker
21:13:24
batwench No its family only :)
batwench
21:13:42
Do they still make munchies?
batwench
21:14:14
I miss munchies and maltessers
GBRedneck
21:14:22
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
21:14:33
ooohhhhhh I had some maltesers once…. I LOVE them SO SO muc h
Streakmachine
21:14:34
They don't make maltesers anymore?
batwench
21:14:37
Right Have fed cats and moved upstairs.
batwench
21:14:51
Streakmachine: yes they do but I cant have them anymore
DeepPan
21:14:52
“Fed the cats”!!!! :D
batwench
21:15:03
DeepPan: 11 of them
Streakmachine
21:15:06
Ah, I see.
BronwynECG
21:15:06
Ewen: hahahahahahahahahhahah XD
batwench
21:16:26
They put sweetners in babycham now. tates vile these days
Mullerbiker
21:16:35
"When you look through the peep hole you should see my pussy lying on the matt, please feed my pussy a sardine"... talking to her neighbor on the phone
BronwynECG
21:17:01
ACTION google babychamp
DeepPan
21:17:21
Baby Champagne
Mullerbiker
21:17:28
"If your pussy's in the mood, have it clipped and then shampooed!"
SwampRat
21:17:30
ACTION has the complete "Are You Being Served?" on DVD
batwench
21:17:46
It was BL… Before Lambrini
BronwynECG
21:17:58
well i can’t say i don’t learn something about the UK everytime I listen to Ewen and batwench :D
BronwynECG
21:18:11
ACTION so jealous of SwampRat :D
Mullerbiker
21:18:29
batwench “Well, if I’m not home on the stroke of six, my pussy goes mad.”
BronwynECG
21:18:46
oh god Ewen PLEASE don’t base anythingyou hear about the US from that asshole trump
SwampRat
21:19:01
I'm in the Bernie Sanders camp.
BronwynECG
21:19:11
oh before you do that Ewen lemme get on the plane to the UK :D
Mullerbiker
21:19:12
“Oh, Mr. Rumbold, I hope this isn’t going to take long. My pussy’s been locked up for eight hours.”
Mullerbiker
21:19:32
“You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy’s hair stands on end.”
Streakmachine
21:19:37
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
21:20:02
oh yeah i heard about the actor who played Mr Rumbold. SO sad :( Ewen
BronwynECG
21:20:33
i thought that guy dies of a nasty fall down some stairs Ewen
batwench
21:21:11
Ewen you add cherry brandy to babycham and its called a flaming fanny
BronwynECG
21:21:22
batwench: hahah :D
BronwynECG
21:21:43
batwench: I still love watching British reactions to the term “fanny pack” XD
batwench
21:21:55
BronwynECG: lol
Mullerbiker
21:22:06
“I hope we’re not going to be late tonight. Because I’ve left Winston clinging to the curtain ring—he refuses to come down. The mere sight of my pussy drives him mad.”
batwench
21:22:24
Next to whom me?
Mullerbiker
21:22:44
“Having a bath at 6 o’clock in the morning played havoc with my pussy.”
Mullerbiker
21:23:05
“Well, speaking personally, I never have any trouble getting up in the morning. My pussy’s just like an alarm clock. Every morning at 6:15 it drops its clockwork mouse on my pillow.”
KellyG
21:23:31
JeffG go now while intros are on
JeffG
21:24:27
Already done, Kelly!
Mullerbiker
21:25:00
“I ought to ring my neighbor and ask her to look in on my pussy.”
BronwynECG
21:25:20
Mullerbiker: i love mrs solcombe so much LD
DeepPan
21:25:33
hands are just a blur!
batwench
21:25:38
ITS A GOOD JOB I have a sense of humour
Mullerbiker
21:25:42
“But then they spotted my pussy and were off.”
Mullerbiker
21:26:21
“I suddenly realized he means more to me than anything else in the world…except my pussy, of course.”
Mullerbiker
21:26:49
Sorry JeffG this is bullshit
Mullerbiker
21:27:16
JeffG this smells more than Ewens arse
batwench
21:27:21
Just discovered Etsy has an adult filter
Mullerbiker
21:28:14
“Twenty minutes later my pussy was in a basket on its way to Scotland.”
DeepPan
21:28:22
“On glue” #OldSkool
Mullerbiker
21:28:54
1000 casterated bovine coming over the horizon
Mullerbiker
21:29:17
JeffG Ive pickled mibe
Mullerbiker
21:29:25
mine
Mullerbiker
21:30:17
NO NO NO NO
Streakmachine
21:30:22
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
21:30:37
paulums they can down load Norfolk into a carrot
Mullerbiker
21:31:34
Ewen you kids wouldnt die they be a feckin robot next to you
Mullerbiker
21:32:13
Two carrotts then
DeepPan
21:32:35
same scam as cryo freezing
Mullerbiker
21:33:05
“Do you know, I found my pussy trapped in my drawers.”
DeepPan
21:34:12
When some people get a lot of cash, they think they can buy their way out of anything, including mortality. There’ll always be someone willing to promise it for a fee
DeepPan
21:35:12
a bobble head version
Mullerbiker
21:35:37
My Mom told me I was Joe 90 when I needed glasses as a kid
WesFL
21:37:32
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
21:40:09
everything has to be line-of-site?
SwampRat
21:40:24
Seems any kind of wireless would be bad for people like my son, who's a heavy online gamer
DeepPan
21:41:05
who are they giving it away to in Boston to test it?
Mullerbiker
21:42:21
My internet is going up to 200bps
Mullerbiker
21:43:03
KellyG Your internet was bloked by voice load
Robert
21:43:35
>> Joins the chat room
DeepPan
21:44:00
What’s the range on this, as I guess it’ll have to be like cell relay towers, all in line-of-sight of each other?
batwench
21:44:36
Wow I feel blessed in Cumbria! compared to KellyG
SwampRat
21:44:46
For wired internet, my only two options is Comcast or 6Mbps DSL
Mullerbiker
21:46:48
Ewen loves butting up against servers….
SwampRat
21:46:52
My 50Mbps down / 10Mbps up Comcast Business is $109/month
Mullerbiker
21:47:01
Mine is 150 goes to 200 next month :)
brightstar
21:47:14
>> Joins the chat room
Mullerbiker
21:47:26
Ewen yours will be 300mps soon
Mullerbiker
21:47:55
Campion no virgins in rural Yorkshire
batwench
21:48:17
We are £37 per month inc line rental
Mullerbiker
21:48:45
MIns not synco
DeepPan
21:48:50
Ewen, Did you see that Virgin are about to bump cable speeds to 360Mbps
Mullerbiker
21:49:23
mines is 15 up 150 down but goes up next month….
SwampRat
21:49:37
I win! I'm paying the most! Oh, wait... nevermind.
SwampRat
21:50:09
I have Comcast Business to not worry about being billed for overages.
BronwynECG
21:50:35
I hate comcast so hard…. After we stopped using them they mailed us a “gives us back our modem” flyer every month for a year. We’d already purchased our own for years O.o KellyG
DeepPan
21:50:45
do electric cars even use sails? ;)
Mullerbiker
21:51:01
I know three places in Brum you can charge…. and only one for Hydrogen
Mullerbiker
21:51:39
Most electric cars have the battery life of an iphone :)
DeepPan
21:52:02
Hasn’t the free charging gone now?
batwench
21:52:12
swears by it or at it
Mullerbiker
21:52:35
I had a go on a electric motorbike…. wow….
Mullerbiker
21:53:12
KellyG you drive us uop the wall ;)
BronwynECG
21:54:09
Ewen: i live in the suburbs and the nearest store is half a mile away O.O
KellyG
21:54:11
Ewen please smack Muller for me, will you?
Mullerbiker
21:54:27
Ewen your Distressed>
BronwynECG
21:55:11
awwwww Ewen :(
SwampRat
21:55:14
I need my vehicle. No public transport in my part of the country.
paulums
21:55:20
Please smack mullerbiker
WesFL
21:57:40
<< Leaves the chat room
Robert
21:58:24
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
21:59:20
too bad about the people that drive the tesla
Mullerbiker
22:01:07
paulums hey
Mullerbiker
22:01:45
smell it from here
Mullerbiker
22:02:22
That picture looks like a NFN
DeepPan
22:02:46
Google’s greatest product, a cardboard box to strap on your head! :D
Mullerbiker
22:03:15
DeepPan You talking about a strapon?
KellyG
22:03:27
to be fair you can get the plans on their site for free,
KellyG
22:03:49
so this doesn't count all those kits, and ViewMaster and such
Mullerbiker
22:05:06
Norfolk VR a carrot in front of each eye
Ewen
22:05:38
Behave @Muller
Mullerbiker
22:06:11
is VR Virtual Righty?
batwench
22:06:45
mmmmmmmm Virtual wrighty
DeepPan
22:07:41
A full race with Pastor wouldn’t last as long! :D
Mullerbiker
22:07:52
batwench you want a virtual Streakmachine
campionuk
22:07:54
be right back..
batwench
22:08:33
I would really hate to see ewens browsing history
batwench
22:09:27
Streakmachine: you can get some great cad vr set ups. really tony stark setups
Mullerbiker
22:11:31
Wasnt the Delorian built on a reliant robin chassie
DeepPan
22:11:40
If they built a plug-in DeLorene it would be elic
Mullerbiker
22:12:18
If the flux capcitor isnt there I will pass
Mullerbiker
22:12:40
NOT BAD….
Mullerbiker
22:13:08
NO $) YEAR OLD ENGINERRING>>> WHAT?
batwench
22:13:17
hell yes
Mullerbiker
22:13:20
40 year old….
BronwynECG
22:13:44
nope no delorean for me. I’ll be a dissenter and say I’ve always thought it was a steaming pile of shite Ewen KellyG
BronwynECG
22:14:05
hideous car
Mullerbiker
22:14:07
Lotus they were based on Oxford 7 :)
batwench
22:14:59
I have seen a line up of capris. AWESOME
Mullerbiker
22:15:06
Mad in Northern Ireland during the troubles….
BronwynECG
22:15:41
I’ll take a red lambo countach though :P
Mullerbiker
22:15:42
He said give it 10 might need years
Mullerbiker
22:16:30
Typical Yorkshireman…..
Mullerbiker
22:17:11
Get Two years Black puddin
Mullerbiker
22:18:00
HAve you got a light boy, habe you got a light?
brightstar
22:18:02
<< Leaves the chat room
batwench
22:18:29
Kyle is sooooo perky
Mullerbiker
22:19:27
batwench :)
DeepPan
22:19:56
Get the box open is always tricky!!
batwench
22:20:23
Looks like a panty liner
DeepPan
22:20:32
…. and they hug in a special way
batwench
22:21:00
I bet they dont come in real women size
Mullerbiker
22:21:02
Comes with a fanny pack?
Mullerbiker
22:21:56
Hot pants?
DeepPan
22:22:43
Do people send this stuff to you to review? And who for? :-D
batwench
22:22:54
no good for me if not on windows phone
batwench
22:24:08
vibrating cock rings?
DeepPan
22:24:16
was that a hot tip?
JeffG
22:25:00
I don't know if I can confirm or deny that yet, BW.
SwampRat
22:25:16
<< Leaves the chat room
Mullerbiker
22:26:29
Adowwwbee?
Mullerbiker
22:28:14
Wasnt that a song by Beautiful South?
batwench
22:29:51
mr batwench says hello
KellyG
22:30:09
howdy Mr B!
BronwynECG
22:31:03
pelican cases i always associate with carrying around firearms
BronwynECG
22:31:08
ACTION typical american :P
Mullerbiker
22:32:17
BronwynECG I like to carry Pelicans in mine
Mullerbiker
22:33:29
My links are good and safe
paulums
22:33:47
mullerbiker f*** are they
Mullerbiker
22:33:57
KellyG is now Scotish… a wee doubler?
BronwynECG
22:33:59
*successful* kickstarter? O.O What is this? :P
BronwynECG
22:34:40
Mullerbiker: stop peeing into bottles!!!
DeepPan
22:35:00
how does a cable make something charge faster?
Mullerbiker
22:35:00
They cut bank account by half :)
BronwynECG
22:35:33
btw KellyG I like your bottle of balls behind you :P
Mullerbiker
22:36:32
Sorry how can they double the charge? and if they do the current would damage your battery
KellyG
22:37:37
BronwynECG it's folding stars. I will grab it for a close up after the show.
BronwynECG
22:37:51
KellyG: ahhhh okay
Mullerbiker
22:38:05
Every Tweet gives Jeff a kick :)
BronwynECG
22:38:15
Ewen SHOW TITLE JeffG’s fingers :P
batwench
22:39:22
ewen litterally
BronwynECG
22:39:38
oooohhhhhhhh fancy stull KellyG
BronwynECG
22:39:54
stuff
DeepPan
22:40:03
i would hve replied, but couldn’t get a word in ;)
batwench
22:40:04
night all off to bobbos
BronwynECG
22:40:10
later batwench
batwench
22:40:13
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:40:45
good night Ewen and feel better soon
BronwynECG
22:40:50
ACTION hugs paulums
BronwynECG
22:41:12
ACTION hugs Ewen
paulums
22:41:18
BronwynECB bless ya babe
JeffG
22:41:48
bye, gang!
BronwynECG
22:41:50
paulums is really tempting me to come to the bash :P i might just steal him from batwench
JeffG
22:41:57
<< Leaves the chat room
paulums
22:42:25
BronwynECG I' all for stealing
BronwynECG
22:42:32
hah! :D
BronwynECG
22:43:21
don’t tell me what to do Ewen :P
BronwynECG
22:43:35
ACTION promptly googles ….. “stuff”
DeepPan
22:44:23
laters all
BronwynECG
22:44:24
later
Mullerbiker
22:44:25
<< Leaves the chat room
DeepPan
22:44:29
<< Leaves the chat room
Streakmachine
22:44:39
<< Leaves the chat room
BronwynECG
22:44:42
<< Leaves the chat room
paulums
22:46:40
<< Leaves the chat room
campionuk
22:46:45
<< Leaves the chat room
Ewen
22:50:28
<< Leaves the chat room
KellyG
23:08:20
<< Leaves the chat room